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Just to let you all know, I copied a bunch of my profile from TheStreetsOfParisEponine. I agree with 97%ish of her profile.
I am a lesbian. I would love to say that I am out and proud, but I'm not. :( only here on the web. In real life, I'm surrounded by homophobes and others who disgust me. Let's just say I'm virtually out and proud. Because I certainly am, in the virtual world. I would love to chat with someone else if they are in the same sitch as me...
I am a Slytherin, and my whole family hates it. They're all prejudiced against Slytherin. Even my friends are prejudiced against Slytherin. They don't understand. Slytherin does NOT equal Voldemort!
Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux, Aintzane411, BillieMaysSaysKaboom,Nuns N' Bagels, Damon.x.Baird.x, ita-chan01, Razzika, Rainspiral, Persephone Cloud, ouran4eva, I found Nemo X3, Escape to Ouran, Eponine In Spirit, TheStreetsOfParisEponine, The Pessimistic Dreamer
92 percent of teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it was uncool to breathe. If you are part of the 8 who would be laughing your ass off, copy this into your profile.
98 percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you’re one of the 2 percent who haven’t, copy and paste this into your profile.
98 percent of teenagers have participated in under-aged drinking and drugs. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy this into your profile wearing a smirk of pride
If you have ever seen a musical so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in your profile.
You’ve never done illegal drugs
You have a lot of friends
You get along with everyone
You haven’t made fun of someone for at least two months
You love soccer
You love baseball
You’re into writing and art
Favorite music genre is pop rock
You believe in “innocent until proven guilty” theory
Abortion is wrong
The war against Iraq is unneeded
One of your favourite colors is red or gold
Good grades at school
One of the worst things you can do is lie
You plan on going to college/university
You’re content with mostly everything in your life right now.
You laugh a lot
You like to follow trends.
You love to swim
Water polo is awesome
Pink is one of your favorite colors
Black is morbid & depressing but you still like it though
Michael Jackson is talented as a musical artist. (i don't really listen to him)
You’re an optimist.
You’re completely straight-edge.
You’re very emotional
Rap, R&B, & hip-hop is your favorite music genre
You don’t believe in going steady at a young age
You’ve made fun of at least one person this week.
You’re depressed to a certain extent.
You love to read.
You appreciate theatre & arts.
Hate is completely unneeded.
Loyalty is the MOST important thing in a relationship
Indie is your favorite genre of music.
Every once in awhile you have little anger outbursts.
Lying is sometimes okay
Blue is one of your favorite colors
Serious is better than funny.
There’s at least one person you hate.
Basketball is a good sport.
(American) Football is amazing.
Black is a cool color.
You’ve lied about something serious.
You’re a very deep person.
You have considered suicide.
You like metal.
They make school seem more important than it is.
You’re scared to grow up.
You’ve done drugs in the past month.
Anger is one of your primary feelings.
You have trust issues.
Guilty until proven innocent.
Getting ahead is fine even if it hurts others
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it
RULES FOR HOGWARTS
- If death eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I will not point at the sky and shout TO THE BAT MOBILE!
- Remus Lupin does NOT want a flea collar
- I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his time of the month.
- I will not say 'dude, get a life' to Lord Voldemort
- I will not ask Snape why he stole Batman's cape
- Professor Flitwick's name is not Yoda
- I am not to refer to the Accio charm as 'The Force'.
- The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.
- If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 10 minutes, I shall assume that I am not allowed to use it.
- It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.
- "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.
- Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labelled, "Firewhiskey."
- I am not allowed to paint the House Elves blue and call them smurfs
- "So I was all like Avada Kadavra and he was all like. Dead."
- Draco Malfoy the amazing...bouncing...Ferret
- No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.
- Dumbledore is not Santa, he does not wish for me to sit on his knee and demand presents, especially not in May...June...or July...
- Despite popular belief, Hufflepuffs are not soft and squishy. Do not treat them as such.
- I am not allowed to sing 'we're off to see the wizard' on the way to the headmaster's office
- I am definitely not to sing it accompanied by the house elves acting as a backing group.
- Especially not with kazoos.
- The fact that there are only three unforgivable curses does not mean that every other curse is "pretty much forgivable".
- Enchanting the Sorting Hat to sort new students into the House of Martok, or any other house is forbidden.
- There is no such thing as the "Hufflepuff Marshmallow Man".
...Even if I do conjure him up.
- Regardless of the beautiful irony, I will not hang a tempting piñata from the Whomping Willow.
- The song "Ding Dong, The Witch is Dead" is never, ever appropriate.
- Especially in reference to Professor Umbridge.
- I will not write "Wizard" on my hat in sequins.
- I am not allowed to ask Pureblood students things like, "If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?"
- I am not allowed to dress exactly like Snape and ask him to call me "mini me."
- Snape does not want bleach, laundry detergent, or new underwear for his birthday or Christmas.
- No combination of these is acceptable.
- Murmuring “I see dead people…” every time I see one of the ghosts is stupid and was never funny.
- Yelling “to infinity, and BEYOND!” was only funny the first time I took off on my broom.
- I am no longer allowed to sing my “own personal spy music” when I wander around the hallways.
- I should not remark that “hell hath no fury like a woman scorned” when Snape gets angry. Ever.
- I will not give Hagrid pokemon cards and convince him that they are real animals
- Sirius's prison number is not 24601...
- So singing "Who Am I" every time I see him is not funny.
- Neither is coming up behind him and yelling "Valjean, at last, we see each other plain!"
If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
If you ever proved your teacher wrong, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like writing stories, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever been told that you have pretty eyes, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile...
If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Patti LuPone impression, copy this in your profile.
If your English teacher ever told you to stop reading in class, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you'd rather read than do sports, paste this into your profile.
If you read your own stories or profile just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you work better to music , copy and paste this into your profile.
If you day-dream about your fictional characters and plot lines in class, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (Moony, Padfoot, Prongs, Artemis Fowl), hollybridgetpeppermint (ARTYARTYARTY!!!! And Holmes. And Ali (don't laugh!!! Stupid fangirl thingy...). And Peter Wimsey. And Albert Campion. And Erik (the Phantom). And Enjolras. And Javert. And...) TheSTreetsOfParisEponine (Mountparnesse, Lupin, Random Les Mis Extra (?), Jehan Prouvaire) The Pessimistic Dreamer (Lily Evans, Eponine, Luna Lovegood, Hermione Granger, Tonks, Holly Short, Juliet Butler, Piper McLean)
DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM
PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER
ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER
DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT
THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE
GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE
THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME
ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY
ELECTION - RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT
SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S
A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: IM A DOT IN PLACE
THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE
ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE
MOTHER-IN-LAW: When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER
Bet your friends haven't seen this one!! DON'T FORGET TO PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE!!
If you hate that little brat from Kansas and her dog, Dodo, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you're Defying Gravity and no one can pull you down, copy this into your profile.
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile
If you think that green skin is awesome and wish that you had it, copy this into your profile. Slytherin pride! >:)
If you think Elphaba really is beautiful, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you talk to yourself or fictional characters copy/paste this into your profile
If you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this into your profile' thingies then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you secretly wished you had gotten a letter to Hogwarts when you were little, copy and paste this into your profile. I don't SECRETLY wish anything! :)
95% of girls would scream if Justin Bieber went missing: Paste this on your profile if you are one of 5% who would smile and poke your new prisoner with a stick!
Me: "Oh shut up!!!!" Copy and paste this into you profile if you think Twilight is dumb
92% of teenagers would cry if Edward Cullen was going to jump of a building, copy and paste this into you profile if your one of the 8% that would shout "Jump Jump JUMP!!!!"
95% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this into your profile if you are part of the 5% that would sit there with popcorn and a video camera and yell "DO A FLIP!"
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm SCOTTISH, so I MUST have Orange Hair, Live up in the hills, Speak with a Funny Accent and Eat Haggis all the time
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I Listen to JAPANESE MUSIC, so I must be a Weeaboo
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