The Pessimistic Dreamer
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Just to let you all know, I copied a bunch of my profile from TheStreetsOfParisEponine. I agree with 97%ish of her profile.

I am a lesbian. I would love to say that I am out and proud, but I'm not. :( only here on the web. In real life, I'm surrounded by homophobes and others who disgust me. Let's just say I'm virtually out and proud. Because I certainly am, in the virtual world. I would love to chat with someone else if they are in the same sitch as me...

I am a Slytherin, and my whole family hates it. They're all prejudiced against Slytherin. Even my friends are prejudiced against Slytherin. They don't understand. Slytherin does NOT equal Voldemort!

Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux, Aintzane411, BillieMaysSaysKaboom,Nuns N' Bagels, Damon.x.Baird.x, ita-chan01, Razzika, Rainspiral, Persephone Cloud, ouran4eva, I found Nemo X3, Escape to Ouran, Eponine In Spirit, TheStreetsOfParisEponine, The Pessimistic Dreamer

92 percent of teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it was uncool to breathe. If you are part of the 8 who would be laughing your ass off, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you’re one of the 2 percent who haven’t, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers have participated in under-aged drinking and drugs. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy this into your profile wearing a smirk of pride

If you have ever seen a musical so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in your profile.

GRYFFINDOR:

You’ve never done illegal drugs

You have a lot of friends

You get along with everyone

You haven’t made fun of someone for at least two months

You love soccer

You love baseball

You’re into writing and art

Favorite music genre is pop rock

You believe in “innocent until proven guilty” theory

Abortion is wrong

The war against Iraq is unneeded

One of your favourite colors is red or gold

Good grades at school

One of the worst things you can do is lie

You plan on going to college/university

total: 5

HUFFLEPUFF:

You’re content with mostly everything in your life right now.

You laugh a lot

You like to follow trends.

Politics suck.

You love to swim

Water polo is awesome

Pink is one of your favorite colors

Black is morbid & depressing but you still like it though

Michael Jackson is talented as a musical artist. (i don't really listen to him)

You’re an optimist.

You’re completely straight-edge.

You’re very emotional

Rap, R&B, & hip-hop is your favorite music genre

You don’t believe in going steady at a young age

You’ve made fun of at least one person this week.

TOTAL: 1

RAVENCLAW:

You’re depressed to a certain extent.

You love to read.

You appreciate theatre & arts.

Sports suck.

You’re shy.

Hate is completely unneeded.

Loyalty is the MOST important thing in a relationship

Indie is your favorite genre of music.

Every once in awhile you have little anger outbursts.

Lying is sometimes okay

Blue is one of your favorite colors

Serious is better than funny.

TOTAL: 5

SLYTHERIN:

There’s at least one person you hate.

Basketball is a good sport.

(American) Football is amazing.

Black is a cool color.

You’ve lied about something serious.

You’re a very deep person.

You have considered suicide.

Very loyal.

You like metal.

They make school seem more important than it is.

You’re scared to grow up.

You’ve done drugs in the past month.

Anger is one of your primary feelings.

You have trust issues.

Guilty until proven innocent.

Getting ahead is fine even if it hurts others

TOTAL: 12

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

RULES FOR HOGWARTS

- If death eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I will not point at the sky and shout TO THE BAT MOBILE!

- Remus Lupin does NOT want a flea collar

- I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his time of the month.

- I will not say 'dude, get a life' to Lord Voldemort

- I will not ask Snape why he stole Batman's cape

- Professor Flitwick's name is not Yoda

- I am not to refer to the Accio charm as 'The Force'.

- The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

- If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 10 minutes, I shall assume that I am not allowed to use it.

- It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.

- "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

- Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labelled, "Firewhiskey."

- I am not allowed to paint the House Elves blue and call them smurfs

- "So I was all like Avada Kadavra and he was all like. Dead."

- Draco Malfoy the amazing...bouncing...Ferret

- No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.

- Dumbledore is not Santa, he does not wish for me to sit on his knee and demand presents, especially not in May...June...or July...

- Despite popular belief, Hufflepuffs are not soft and squishy. Do not treat them as such.

- I am not allowed to sing 'we're off to see the wizard' on the way to the headmaster's office

- I am definitely not to sing it accompanied by the house elves acting as a backing group.

- Especially not with kazoos.

- The fact that there are only three unforgivable curses does not mean that every other curse is "pretty much forgivable".

- Enchanting the Sorting Hat to sort new students into the House of Martok, or any other house is forbidden.

- There is no such thing as the "Hufflepuff Marshmallow Man".

...Even if I do conjure him up.

- Regardless of the beautiful irony, I will not hang a tempting piñata from the Whomping Willow.

- The song "Ding Dong, The Witch is Dead" is never, ever appropriate.

- Especially in reference to Professor Umbridge.

- I will not write "Wizard" on my hat in sequins.

- I am not allowed to ask Pureblood students things like, "If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?"

- I am not allowed to dress exactly like Snape and ask him to call me "mini me."

- Snape does not want bleach, laundry detergent, or new underwear for his birthday or Christmas.

- No combination of these is acceptable.

- Murmuring “I see dead people…” every time I see one of the ghosts is stupid and was never funny.

- Yelling “to infinity, and BEYOND!” was only funny the first time I took off on my broom.

- I am no longer allowed to sing my “own personal spy music” when I wander around the hallways.

- I should not remark that “hell hath no fury like a woman scorned” when Snape gets angry. Ever.

- I will not give Hagrid pokemon cards and convince him that they are real animals

- Sirius's prison number is not 24601...

- So singing "Who Am I" every time I see him is not funny.

- Neither is coming up behind him and yelling "Valjean, at last, we see each other plain!"

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you ever proved your teacher wrong, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like writing stories, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever been told that you have pretty eyes, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile...

If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Patti LuPone impression, copy this in your profile.

If your English teacher ever told you to stop reading in class, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you'd rather read than do sports, paste this into your profile.

If you read your own stories or profile just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you work better to music , copy and paste this into your profile.

If you day-dream about your fictional characters and plot lines in class, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (Moony, Padfoot, Prongs, Artemis Fowl), hollybridgetpeppermint (ARTYARTYARTY!!!! And Holmes. And Ali (don't laugh!!! Stupid fangirl thingy...). And Peter Wimsey. And Albert Campion. And Erik (the Phantom). And Enjolras. And Javert. And...) TheSTreetsOfParisEponine (Mountparnesse, Lupin, Random Les Mis Extra (?), Jehan Prouvaire) The Pessimistic Dreamer (Lily Evans, Eponine, Luna Lovegood, Hermione Granger, Tonks, Holly Short, Juliet Butler, Piper McLean)

DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER

DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY

ELECTION - RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE

MOTHER-IN-LAW: When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER

Bet your friends haven't seen this one!! DON'T FORGET TO PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE!!

If you hate that little brat from Kansas and her dog, Dodo, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're Defying Gravity and no one can pull you down, copy this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile

If you think that green skin is awesome and wish that you had it, copy this into your profile. Slytherin pride! >:)

If you think Elphaba really is beautiful, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself or fictional characters copy/paste this into your profile

If you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this into your profile' thingies then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you secretly wished you had gotten a letter to Hogwarts when you were little, copy and paste this into your profile. I don't SECRETLY wish anything! :)

95% of girls would scream if Justin Bieber went missing: Paste this on your profile if you are one of 5% who would smile and poke your new prisoner with a stick!

Edward:"Bella!"

Bella: "Edward!"

Me: "Oh shut up!!!!" Copy and paste this into you profile if you think Twilight is dumb

92% of teenagers would cry if Edward Cullen was going to jump of a building, copy and paste this into you profile if your one of the 8% that would shout "Jump Jump JUMP!!!!"

95% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this into your profile if you are part of the 5% that would sit there with popcorn and a video camera and yell "DO A FLIP!"

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. (EMO IS A TYPE OF 80'S MUSIC)
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be f-ing them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE... So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm SCOTTISH, so I MUST have Orange Hair, Live up in the hills, Speak with a Funny Accent and Eat Haggis all the time

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so it MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I Listen to JAPANESE MUSIC, so I must be a Weeaboo
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. (I am, but still...)
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

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His Family by The-Shy-Quiet-One reviews
Sequel to His Boy. If you haven't read it, go do it now. Time has passed since Sirius and Harry first came back together and their family slowly began to form. Sirius continues to walk the fine like that is fatherhood, Harry faces the bold world of primary school, and as perfect as things seem, they could always change in the blink of an eye.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 92,847 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., OC
De-Aged by The Bibliomaniac reviews
The Doctor and Jack have fallen into trouble and now they're children! Does the secret to regaining their age lie within the walls of Hogwarts?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 55,341 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 4/29/2013 - 10th Doctor, Jack H.
Three's The Charm by MissCHSparkles reviews
Time Travel fic. It's the end of the Battle of Hogwarts but the price has been high. The Golden Trio dearly wished that they could have done more to save lives and fate decides to grant their llow the Golden Trio as they redo their years at Hogwarts, starting from First year and work to make a difference in the wizarding world. All while trying to keep their true selves a secret.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 123,749 - Reviews: 2300 - Favs: 3,153 - Follows: 4,202 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Maybe I'm Amazed by Alethea27 reviews
What if Severus had never called Lily Mudblood? What if Potter's deliberate bullying had never managed to break them up? What if they decided to get married and have children despite the turbulent times? Not James friendly. Please read and review. This story is AU and is NOT canon-compliant. Image is from Dorian Gray and credited to Alliance and Ealing Studio, 2009.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 335,252 - Reviews: 1190 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 959 - Updated: 12/28/2014 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Lily Evans P., Severus S.
Travel Secrets: Third by E4mj reviews
Harry's now going into his 3rd year again & it's getting complicated. Sirius still escaped & Harry has to deal with Slytherin politics & some extra timetravel on top of old drama. Rescuing Sirius is the number one mission, but things keep reverting & Harry is worried he can't change a Thing. Dumbledore/Goodguys bashing. 3rd in series. Rated M coz I'm paranoid. It all belongs to Jo!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 155,606 - Reviews: 1337 - Favs: 2,381 - Follows: 3,229 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 2/24/2014 - Harry P.
Serpentine by Darkpurplelighter reviews
After the death of Sirius and finding out about the prophecy, Harry starts to become shut off from everything and everyone else. But after a shocking revelation, slowly begins to find comfort with an unlikely new family.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 42,614 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 11/26/2014 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Emancipated Minor - Extended (EM-E) by cre8tvdeb reviews
This is a pseudo-sequel to Emancipated Minor. A change in a minor scene leads to a different sequence of events during Harry's 5th year, when he has been facing hardship entirely on his own. He needs the legal right to protect himself from abuse by adults. Follows OOTP, but all events occur 1st term. Mentor/bonding fic. Slightly AU Severus in the beginning/more as the story goes on
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 131,705 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 8/11/2014 - Published: 3/19/2014 - Harry P., Remus L., Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
What Should Have Been by Catherine or Cate reviews
Slytherin! Harry Potter, Neville Longbottom, Hermione Granger, Daphne Greengrass, Draco Malfoy - it's going to be the Famous Five not the Gryffindor Trio. So much better me thinks. Alternate Universe. HPDG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,200 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 1,983 - Follows: 2,547 - Updated: 8/7/2014 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Life of the Independent by sukzee reviews
What if Harry had left the Dursleys to live on his own when he was 9 yrs old and wouldn't let Dumbledore control or manipulate him. Powerful, slightly dark and intelligent Harry. Dumbledore bashing/Grey Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,275 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 1,177 - Updated: 7/16/2014 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Dragon's Heir, Year 2 - The Chamber of Secrets by Khodexus reviews
After an amazing yet harrowing first year at Hogwarts, Harry returns to face new challenges, and discover more about the forces conspiring to control his fate. Slytherin!Harry, AU, Severitus (Mentor). Sequel to Harry Potter and the Dragon's Heir, Year 1 – The Philosopher Stone
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 132,080 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Pansy P. - Complete
Alexis Lestrange and the Diary of Tom Riddle by AyleanaMami reviews
Sequel to Alexis Lestrange and the Boy Who Lived Alexis is excited to start her 2nd year at Hogwarts and spend time with her friends but when students start getting petrified fingers are being pointed in all directions. Alexis is sure it isn't either of her best friends fault but something tells her she knows exactly who culprit is-and it's not Goldilocks. (Bad sum but you get it)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,146 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/11/2014 - Published: 5/12/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Tom R. Jr., OC - Complete
Concealed by ShadowKnightSRE reviews
Two girls, amidst the uncaring, unloyal Slytherins find and depend on each other as they fight to survive in the House of Snakes. But when one unnoticed by the world must defeat a dark lord an deal with The Boy-Who-Lived who struts around, where do the girls loyalty's lie in the face of darkness. Fem!Harry/Daphne Neville!BWL set first year, sequels expected for yrs 2-7. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,872 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 2/1/2014 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the X of Y by Phantom Lightning reviews
Harry Potter is a fanfiction writer. The wizarding world is not prepared for a Harry Potter who enjoys writing fanfiction, eating honey, and also casually doing incredible feats of wandless magic without even noticing. Magic doesn't particularly care about fanfiction, but still likes Harry. Voldemort has passed life expectancy and doesn't understand "shipping," "AU," or "OC."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,037 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/20/2014 - Complete
Emancipated Minor by cre8tvdeb reviews
It's 5th year and Harry Potter has been facing crisis after crisis on his own. He has no one to turn to, other than his friends, but they can only help so much. Harry needs the legal right to protect himself from the abuses he is constantly targeted with. Follows OOTP, but all events occur 1st term. Mentor/bonding fic. Slightly AU Severus in the beginning/more as the story goes on
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 43 - Words: 139,064 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 1,009 - Follows: 883 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 11/26/2013 - Harry P., Remus L., Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Until the End of Time: Request by Marauders4EVR reviews
A brilliant request from an Anonymous message on tumblr. It's been one year since the Doctor left the Holmes brothers and they are positively miserable. To make matters worse, Mr. Holmes has started dating a horrid woman. As she moves into their house, they are left to dream about their home - their real home - the one that's bigger on the inside.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,110 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/21/2013 - 11th Doctor, Sherlock H., Mycroft H.
For Every Minute You Are Angry by ChirpChirp1827 reviews
Tigerlily can mean bravery, wits, kindness, and stubbornness all in one. But for seven Hogwarts students, being sorted into this hidden house doesn't mean any of that. It means being accepted for who you are and accepting yourself, it means finding out that blood and family aren't always the same. Tigerlily means brotherhood and love. Formerly Harry Potter and the Fifth House
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 95,244 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 8/6/2012 - [Harry P., Draco M.] [Blaise Z., Neville L.] - Complete
Runaways by Wanda Ginny Greenleaf reviews
The girl-who-lived was the only one would could defeat Voldemort, but raised ignorant of magic and her heritage Claire Potter didn't know that. At eight years old she runs away from her abusive aunt and uncle. She meets three other magical children and they become the runaways. What will become of wizarding Britain? Will the girl return to the place that had forsaken her? Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 47,159 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Harry P., Draco M., Ginny W., Luna L.
It's OK Not To Be OK (But I Promise, I'm Trying) by rayrae118 reviews
First in the Promise series. AU from the end of PoA. When McGonagall finds out what Dumbledore condemned Harry to by leaving him with the Dursleys all those years ago, she is determined to do something. Now being translated into German by EliasAmyNightcorePotterGleeFan!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 113,134 - Reviews: 921 - Favs: 1,239 - Follows: 852 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Much Ado About Hogwarts by Parlanchina reviews
If there was one thing Remus Lupin hated, it was attention... which was rather a pity, given his choice of friends... AU. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 192,773 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Remus L., OC - Complete
Harry Potter and the Dragon's Heir, Year 1 - The Philosopher Stone by Khodexus reviews
The familiar story of the boy-who-lived. But someone's changed something. What far reaching impact will this seemingly inconsequential act have on Harry's destiny? Only time will tell, but right away we can already see some significant differences. Slytherin!Harry, AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 75,792 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Harry P., Draco M., Fred W., George W. - Complete
I Am Draco Malfoy-Potter by Ashrel Fury reviews
A Year after the death of Harry James Malfoy-Potter, his husband Draco decides to go back to the past and set everything right. "In life and in death, in sickness and in health, in the future or the past. Nothing will keep me from you. So don't give up on me. Never let me go". But what happens when their four children join them? Prequel to 'Us Malfoy Potters'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 74,731 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 5/17/2013 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Little Lily: The Second Year by The-Shy-Quiet-One reviews
The second part to Little Lily (which should be read first). Lily has been captured by the Bomber Bandits, now it is up to her father and the other Aurors to save her. Can they? Newly edited and revised! More details and longer chapters! Non-canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,058 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 3/19/2013
Little Lily by The-Shy-Quiet-One reviews
What happens when an eleven year old gets left on the Burrow's doorstep with no memory of how she got there or whom her parents are? This is her story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 97,100 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Complete
Human Nature by UniquelyMi reviews
"My name is Michelle Winters and I am a Mary Sue. And I never wanted to be anything but normal." Everyone wants to be what they aren't. It's just human nature. Most people want to be perfect - but what if you're already as perfect as a human can be?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/26/2013 - OC - Complete
Mistletoe Trick by Yuki-sexual reviews
Pure Drarry fluff. That is all. It's my longest oneshot so far. I'm proud of it :) I hope that you enjoy it!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Trust Is A Relative Thing by Silverfawkes reviews
What if Petunia put the blame where it belonged instead of on Harry? OOC Petunia Dursley Rating for mild language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 219,068 - Reviews: 5327 - Favs: 5,416 - Follows: 6,169 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and The Master of Time by DarkLordHufflepuff reviews
Standing by his best friends grave Harry Potter is given the chance to fix everything that went wrong in his life. HHr, Weasley Bashing, Dumbledore Bashing, Time Travel. My first fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 54,267 - Reviews: 1013 - Favs: 2,299 - Follows: 3,046 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Second Life by Nia River reviews
ABANDONED. After the disastrous end to 5th year Harry is alone at Privet Drive contemplating the losses in his life. When he discovers a time-turner he decides to go back to the beginning and set things right. Naturally, things don't go according to plan.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 131,114 - Reviews: 1210 - Favs: 1,569 - Follows: 1,758 - Updated: 4/5/2012 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Harry P.
Selfish Way to Save the World by Rynna reviews
Lily Evans and Narcissa Black try to find their way out of a prophecy we all know too well...and perhaps succeed. Lily/Cissa AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Lily Evans P., Narcissa M. - Complete
X Chromosome reviews
This is a tale of what differences may have occurred in the life of a certain young Potter we all know and love, had the Y chromosome instead been another X. (Rated T just in case)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,965 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Severus S.