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Hi! My name is Anna Erin Caster. Yes my last name is actually Caster and has nothing to do with beautiful creatures.
pls no hate mail only constructive criticism
okay so now about me :)
I am14, I love going to movies, I have done 2 triathlons, i have my black belt in Tae Kwon Do (in the American Tae Kwon Do association or-- ATA.) I love shopping I have 4 ex boy friends. Two of which I still ate dearly... and have 3 awesomely adorable cats!
--> Iron Man
--> Captain America
--> Hunger Games
--> Maximum Ride
--> Dear John
--> Beautiful creatures
--> Warm bodies
--> Children of the Corn (2009)
--> House at the end of the Street
--> The Others
So basically I love horror and paranormal romance :)
Songs that remind me of my favorite fandomes:
Twilight: The Lucky One- Taylor Swift
Hunger Games: Long Live- Taylor Swift
Iron Man: Crazier- Taylor Swift
Avengers: Truth No. 4- Dixie Chicks
Captain America: You do your thing- Montgomry Gentry
Thor:Don't give up (you are loved)- Josh Gorban
Maximum Ride: Stay Stay Stay- Taylor Swift
Dear John: Dear John- Taylor Swift (Actually I didn't pick it for the title)
Harry Potter:F*ck you- The Sockapellas (pitch perfect)
Beautiful creatures: What are you waiting for- Miranda Cosgrove
Warm bodies: Little Talk's- Of Monster and Men
Children of the Corn (2009):Belief- John Mayer
House at the end of the Street: Nothing to Remember- Neko Case
The Others: Polygon of Eyes- Scorpion Child (I really don't know why but it came on at the others came to mind
TWILIGHT 10 COMMANDMENTS
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
I promise to remember Edward
Each time I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlie's sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
Whenever I am in the emergency room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there is a big boom
I promise to remember Rosalie
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
Every time I'm at the mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
Whenever I see beautiful bronze hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me that they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes, I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my true obsession
Because I know what Twilighters know
WHAT TO DO NEXT TIME YOUR ON THE ELEVATOR:
1.When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2.Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3.Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4.Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
5.Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
6.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
7.Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
8.Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
9.Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
10.Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
11.Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
12.Ask, "Did you feel that?"
13.Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14.When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
15.Swat at flies that don't exist.
16.Tell people that you can see their aura.
17.Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.
18.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
19.Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
20.Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
21.Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
22.Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
23.Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
24.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
25.Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".
26.Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"
27. Hire a Labrador, wear sunglasses and repeatedly walk into the walls whilst pretending to not hear the other passenger's direction.
28.Before the elevator door opens shout "DING" and then laugh and say "beat you again Mr Elevator."
29.Fart loudly then exclaim "Was that you. There's no way I could do that one because mine are the silent and deadly type." The just grin.
30.When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
Copy and paste this to your profile if you couldn't stop laughing!
QUOTES AND RANDOM THOUGHTS:
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid backside.
You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary.
If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fanfiction is annoying, copy and paste this into your profile. (I MEAN COME ON!! I'M A V-A-M-P-I-R-E, THEREFORE HUMAN IDENTIFICATION IF POINTLESS!!)
Being mature is overrated.
Slinky Escalator = Endless fun!
I read Eclipse and I wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD
If you spent your whole life trying to get a job. I mean truly spent everyday after 18 and applied to at least 1 job per that would pay you money and put food on your table. And your heart was really into it. And still never got a job. I would give you a million dollars the day you turned 60. But if you think you can get by, by sending your crappy resume that you didn't try on, to random people on Craigslist and sit around eating taco bell watching re-runs of full house. I am sorry but it is because of you I want to go back to North Dakota and buy that bumper sticker that says:
millions on well fair depend on you
If you love Twilight so much that your friends are planning an intervention, copy and paste this in your Profile.
If you want to join me in Rehab so we can secretly keep reading the Twilight series without repercussions, copy and paste in your Profile.
If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.
If you have read The Twilight Saga over ten times, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever ran into a wall, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever fell up the stairs, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever talked to yourself, copy this to your profile.
If you love Edward Cullen, copy this to your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on to your profile.
Being mature is overrated.
Slinky Escalator = Endless fun!
If you are against child abuse, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your best friend's pencils suck, copy and paste this into your profile.
People who say "nothing's impossible" have never tried slamming a revolving door.
If your friends are considering torturing you because you won't shut up about the Twilight series, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice verse copy this into your profile
If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think Bella is out of her mind for saying no to Edward's proposal in New Moon and you want to hit her hard upside the head with a blunt axe, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile
If your friends are surprised that you haven't given them A.D.H.D., Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder, copy and paste this into your profile.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.
If you and your friends have nicknames, titles, or anything else for each other copy this to your profile.
If you have ever called your boyfriend gay, copy and paste this to your profile
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever wanted to just SLAP someone, copy this into your profile.
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
If Robert Pattinson as Edward made you swoon, copy this to your profile.
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.
If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.
If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.
If you went to sleep at around 2 am reading Twilight and/or New Moon and/or Eclipse, copy and pastes this onto your profile.
If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck fan-girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.
If you love Kellen Lutz as Emmett Cullen, copy and past this into your profile
If you've ever had a really (and I mean really) obvious revelation, such as "my gosh, I get it, it's called fall, because the leaves fall from the trees!" copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly stupid, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you too are in love with a fictional vampire named Edward Cullen and are unashamed to admit it, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight, that whenever you hear thunder, you think of vampires playing baseball...copy/paste this into your profile.
If you are willing to admit that you are absolutely in love with Edward Cullen, a completely fictional character...copy/paste this into your profile
If you truly believe that there is an Edward Cullen out there somewhere for you (his name doesn't have to be Edward)...copy/paste this into your profile.
If whenever you see a silver Volvo and you start to scream "Edward", copy and paste this in your profile
If you are in love with a Twilight character, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you flip whenever you see someone reading a Twilight series book and you want to talk to them all about it, copy and paste this in your profile. (OH YEAH!)
If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile! (heheehe)
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. (All the time)
If you think Bella is out of her mind for saying no to Edward's proposal in New Moon and you want to hit her hard upside the head with a blunt axe, copy and paste this into your profile.
If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile
Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916
Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843
Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901
Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916
Edward Cullen: Sexier, hotter and spicier Than You since 1901
Girls are like
IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
Stand up-One Direction
Blow me one last kiss-P!nk
Well that is accually one of the songs I normally listen to when I am getting ready in the morning
Red (Original Demo recording)-Taylor Swift
My middle school carer has been forced on my 4 boy friends so I guess this works.
Making Your New Best Friend
Keep holding on- Glee cast
I do seriously rely on my best friends all the time to help pick me back up.
Falling In Love
Begin again- Taylor Swift
I just finally got a new boyfriend and moved past my first 3 who 2 of the I dated multipul times... this song is perfect!
Easy come, Easy go- George strait
This is how OTHER PEOPLE look at me when it comes to dateing
Something in the air- Grayson Sanders And Jono Feat Lauriana Mae
Well its a Christmas song... but its upbeat and fun so i'll take it!
Death Of A Close Friend
Little house- Amanda Seyfried
Well my life would suck with out my friends soo... But this is sorta a love song on the surfeace but what ever.
Little Talks- Of monsters and men
Idk really. I like the song though
All American girl- Carrie Underwood
Well that works!!
Life Happened-Tammy Cochran
Hmm... So so
Heart of Stone- Iko
Wel in Breaking Dawn part 2 this is near the final battle soo it works!
Requiem on the water- Imperial Mammoth
The moon-The Swell Season
Its soft a sweet. Okay!
Paperweight- Joshua Radin & Schuyler Fisk
Well maybe its a good thing they cut that. Its a song they play in Dear John before an... *cough cough* scene...
Did you know...
kissing is healthy.
it's good to cry.
chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
lying is actually unhealthy.
you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.
it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
chocolate will make you feel better.
most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
a good friend never judges.
a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.
boys aren't worth your tears.
we all love surprises.
Now... make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!!
Your wish has just been received.Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...Your wish will be granted :)
Edward vs Normal guys.
A normal guy would say: “I love you Baby!”
Normal Guy would say: “I think I am falling for you.”
Normal Guy would say: “You hair looks like a haystack; go brush it!”
A normal guy would pick a random song from a random artist and dedicate it to you.
If you die, a normal guy would find another.
As you leave the house, a normal guy would say: “Bye, see ya!”
As you come back to the house, a normal guy would be watching TV and wouldn’t even notice.
A normal guy would wait for you to make him breakfast.
While you are both out for dinner, a normal guy wouldn’t keep his eyes off the sexy waitress.
A normal guy, while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and one hand on the radio.
While far apart in different places, a normal guy would say: “I miss you.”
A normal guy wouldn’t care or notice if you had nightmares.
A normal guy buys you flowers and chocolates.
In my mind...
Alice Cullen in my bestfriend.
Jasper Hale wants to eat me.
Rosalie Hale wants to be me.
Emmett Cullen can't get enough of me.
Carlisle Cullen cares about me.
Esme Cullen is like my 2nd mother.
Jacob Black wants me.
And Renesmee is my sweet little angel.
I am a Twilighter and PROUD!
Find a guy whos calls you beautiful instead of hot,
Who calls you back when you hang up on him,
Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats,
Who holds your hand in public and in front of his friends and family.
Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he loves you and how lucky he is to have you.
If you think that describes Edward Cullen, copy it into your profile
Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93% of the people that read this won’t repost it?
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe in God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost
then copy and paste this in your profile
If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...
"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."
If you are on Team Edward, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are absolutely in love with Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile
If when you ever have a child, and consider naming it Renesmee or EJ, copy and paste this to your profile
If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile.
If when ever you are out in public and you hear something relating to Twilight you want to scream and squeal, but you don't 'cause you're in public, so you just get a goofy grin on your face copy this onto you're profile.
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people who answer "Where to begin?"
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfiction, copy this into your profile
If people think you are mentally insane...copy this into your profile
If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile
If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this on your profile
Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this on your profile
If you have a friend that thinks Twilight it stupid and refuses to read it, copy and paste this on your profile
My best friend is insane, if you agree or have an insane friend, copy and paste this on your profile
If you think the kids should just stop chasing Lucky and leave the freakin' leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles, then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a problem with counselors, copy and paste!!
If you hear the voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste.
If you think everyone's out of their minds (including yourself...but that's a given), copy and paste this to your profile
If you love rain, copy and paste.
If you are a person who acts friendly, but has an evil mind and is plotting world domination,copy and paste this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste into your pro
If you've ever copy and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile
If you have a really long profile, C&P this to make it even longer. (hehehe)
If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a conversation, C&P
If you are one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste
If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste (me: in other words, if you are actually taking the time to read all this...)
If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.
I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.
If you like chocolate as much as i do copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile.
If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile
even when you can’t see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that I think that you think that I think that you think that I am totally spazzing out right now with the 'If you thinks' copy this to your profile already!
If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.
If you have broke out in tears for no reason, and then laughed while still crying copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile.
If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If when you go to sleep you can hear songs that you haven't heard in three years copy this to your profile.
If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever fallen asleep in class copy and paste this into your profile
If you have sibling(s) that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.
If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon, Copy and paste this to your profile
If you think that Twilight is the best book know to woman... (And man!) Copy/paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen out of a chair backwards...copy/paste this into your profile.
If you are Team Edward, copy and paste this in your profile.
If someone mentions Twilight, you can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile.
If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile
If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings while you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile.
If you are addicted to copy and pastes, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile
If you have ever had an unhealthy obsession with any -or all- of the Cullens and you don’t want to admit it even though you know admitting a problem is the first step to solving it but frankly you dont want the problem to be solved, copy this onto your profile
If you love Edward Cullen, copy this onto your profile
If you are addicted to vampires and would kill to become one, copy this onto your profile
If you’ve read Twilight, New Moon,Eclipse, and Breaking Dawn over twelve times, copy this onto your profile
If you have read past 2 in the morning, copy this onto your profile
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now ever your parents are afraid of you because of the results(TWILIGHT), copy this onto your profile
If you have ever tried to block your thoughts about how gorgeous Edward Anthony Mason Cullen is from said gorgeous Edward Anthony Mason Cullen, copy this onto your profile
If you have Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse and Breaking Dawn memorized, copy this onto your profile
AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullens Including Bella Disorder, copy this onto your profile.
If you get ticked and throw a fit until all the people in the room leave because someone said the characters of Twilight aren’t real, copy this onto your profile.
If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile
If whenever you see a sliver Volvo you run down the street screaming, "EDWARD!", copy and paste this into your profile.
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I'm proud to be a part of the "chase Jacob black out of town with pitchforks" fan club(even though it should be "chase jacob black out of town with pitchforks, torches, maces, flame throwers, cannons, tanks, pistols, and grandes" club.
I read all four twilight books in the hours of 10 AM to 5 AM without stopping!
If you read new moon and you Want to punch Jacob black.
If you are absolutely in love with Edward Cullen, no matter how much he overreacts (I find the whole overreacting thing endearing), no matter how much he gets overprotective, you will love him anyway, then copy this into your profile and add your name to the list:
ForEverTopaz1901, MrsSarahCullen858,teamedward240,edwardandbella4eva, Funsizedauthor
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you're one of the 8 percent laughing your head off
1. You can enjoy the boquet while resisting the wine.
31. I need to find Isle Esme.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
You can't make a person love you. You can only stalk them and hope for the best.
Come to the dark side. We have cookies.
I know Karate, Kung Fu, and 48 other dangerous words.
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me. I'm afraid of vertical widths.
I'm so gangster. I carry a squirt gun.
One night I looked up at the beautiful stars and began to think... where the HECK is my roof??
People are like SLINKIES. Basically useless, and yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down the stairs.
Smile... it makes people wonder what you're up to.
I'm smiling because they haven't found the bodies yet.
you have been Pinned
Secret Admirer: a stalker with stationary.
1. Twilight: Giving hope to clumsy girls
2. Edward, Emmett, Carlisle Cullen and Jasper Hale: Raising the standards for future boyfriends
3. Some people want to be a superstar; all I want to be is a vampire.
4. Thanks Stephenie Meyer! Now every time I hear thunder I imagine vampires playing baseball.
5. So there's this rainy little town called Forks (and I think I kinda wanna live there)
6. Whoever says that they don't have an imaginary boyfriend clearly never read Twilight.
7. Edward, will you please take me to the prom? I know you're a fictional character and all but...PLEASE!!
8. Edward Cullen: I love a man who plays the piano and sparkles
Emmett's the Strongest,
If ya can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em.
Crazy is loving someone who you hate then dumping there sorry ass even though you still love them. Crazy is wishing you could be pretty even though you know you are. Crazy is wishing you had done something you had never been given the opportunity to do so you hate your self, call your self ugly, mentally beating up your self and ranting to your self about how if you had done that differently your life would be better even though you know that this is your life and your stuck with it no matter how suckish it is then crying and crying and crying and still wanting to cry but getting out of bed and facing the world with a smile that says I hate myself do you? Crazy is gosh. Everything. Everything is crazy. Love. Hate. Mystery. Boys. Girls. Wonder. Sadness. Depression. Smiles. Why do we deal with things we know are crazy? Because were all crazy. I am the craziest of them all. So are you. So is your boyfriend. So is your girlfriend. So is your best friend. So is your mom and dad. Your brother and sister. Your teacher. The president. The hobo. The librarian. The guy fixing my bedroom window. The person who made my camera. We are all the craziest. Gosh. Why don't you see that your are such a fool. Your insane! Your mad. Your the freakiest person in the world. That makes you the best person ever. You think shes better then you because she knows how to make her make up look sexy but you dont know how because God or who ever is watching us was like hey. I am not going to let that chick know how to use make up right because things are going to work out right the way I planned if she doesn't know how to use make-up. And I know your jealous of that guy who is smart. Look at your grades. You sit around all the time doing nothing with your life then you call him a geek. Your positively insane and ugly and hot and perfect and the best person ever. Gosh. Humans are Dumb. And Crazy. Just the way its suppose to be. So that's what crazy is to me.
ROSES ARE RED,
VIOLETS ARE BLUE,
I DON'T OWN TWILIGHT
AND NEITHER DO YOU!
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life
E - Elegant
C - Crooked Smile
Edward Cullen Quotes (all to Bella unless noted)
You don't care if I'm a monster? If I'm not human?
Do you truly believe that you care more for me than I do for you?
It's too easy to be myself with you.
Never forget I am more dangerous to you than I am to anyone else.
You are the most important thing to me now.The most important thing to me ever.
But you see,just because we've been . . .dealt a certain hand. . .it doesn't mean that we can't choose to rise above-to conquer the boundaries of a destiny that none of us wanted.
Twilight,again . . . Another ending.No matter how perfect the day is, it always has to end.
I've never had much patience with Romeo. . . Mistake after mistake.Could he have destroyed his own happiness any more thoroughly?
You're impossible.How can I put this so that you'll believe me?You're not asleep and you're not dead. I'm here, and I love you.I have always loved you, and I will always love you.I was thinking of you, seeing you're face in my mind,every second I was away. When I told you I didn't want you, it was the blackest kind of blasphemy.
Before you,Bella,my life was like a moonless night.Very dark,but there were stars-points of light and reason. . . . . And then you shot across my sky like a meator.Suddenly everything was on fire;there was brilliancy,there was beauty.
I'm discovering that I can sympathize with Heath cliff in ways I didn't think possible before.
You.That's what I'm keeping. You'll always be my Bella, you'll be just a bit more durable.
I lived through an entire twenty-four hours thinking that you were dead,Bella.That changed the way I look at a lot of things.
(To Jacob,not Bella)You know,Jacob,if it weren't for the fact that we're natural enemies and that you're also trying to steal away the the reason for my existence,I might actually like you.
I just beheaded and dismembered a sentient creature not twenty yards from you.That doesn't bother you?
I suppose you don't realize how utterly,heart breakingly beautiful you are tonight.
(To Jacob, not Bella) Even you, Jacob Black, cannot hate me as much as I hate myself.
(This one too) You know her, Jacob. You connect to her on a level that I don't even understand. You are a part of her, and she is part of you.
- How do you stop Jacob Black from attacking you?
- Why can't people stay angry at Jasper Hale?
- Rosalie Hale was told to find something just as or more beautiful then herself.
- Alice Cullen and the Hulk were on a cruise and the ship sank, and they got trapped on an island, who would win a fight between them?
-Jasper will never be a therapist because he already knows how you feel about that.
-What happened to the man who kept a secret from Edward Cullen?
-What happened when Emmett Cullen stubbed his toe?
-How many Twilighters does it take to screw on a light bulb?
-How do you irritate Edward Cullen?
-Jasper Hales first job was as a paperboy, there were no survivors.
If you think that you deserve a cookie because your actually reading my endless profile copy and paste this on yours. (And you're correct, if you're actually reading this you deserve a life's supply of cookies)
Funny warning labels (I love these!)
Sleeping Pills Warning: May cause Drowsiness (one would hope)
Christmas Lights Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only. (where else would you use them?)
Earplugs: These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe (Oops. guess I shouldn't have eaten them. *cough*)
Mattress Warning: Do not attempt to swallow (Aw, I wanted to see if I could unhinge my jaw like a snake!)
Pine Mountain Fire Logs Caution: Risk of fire (Good.)
Home Depot Treated Lumber: Do not consume (for all you people who like to eat wood out there)
Hair Dryer Warning: Do not use while sleeping. (but that's the only time I have to do my hair!)
Road Sign Caution: water on road during rain. (Thank you, Captain Obvious)
Camera: This camera will only work when film is inside. (so putting my fruit roll-up inside won't work?)
Soy Milk: Shake well and buy often (I got nothing.)
Air Conditioner Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows. (Darn. I was looking forward to a good game of air conditioner toss.)
Iron Warning: Never iron clothes on the body. (Um, OW!!!!!!)
This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny to help him gain world domination.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it’s gone.
I'm the kind of girl who would fall flat on my face, get up, laugh my head off, and say " That was fun!"
Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
Life isn’t passing me by, it’s trying to run me over.
Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity?
Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hate that.
Paper may beat rock, but cannon ball make big hole in paper.
The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen!
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.
I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
Don’t follow me, I’m lost too.
This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.
I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?
I’ll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.
When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate.
It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER.
So what if we act like immature idiots? We’re having fun.
If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?
Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?
Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?
Why do people say, “You can’t have your cake and eat it too”? Why would someone get cake if they can’t eat it?
When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade
Don’t mess with me I’ve got a stick.
Darth Vader- "Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!" Luke Skywalker- "Nah, the rebels have cake." Darth Vader- "ooh! Can I be a rebel?!"
I smile because I have no idea what’s going on!
Life was so simple when boys had cooties
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends
Boys are like slinks, useless, but fun to push down the stairs! :)
I ran with scissors, and lived!
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall, I laugh even harder
I’m the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n’ slide.
One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!
The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
Those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it.
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else
Real girls aren’t perfect, perfect girls aren’t real.
I’d rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I’m not.
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