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Author has written 9 stories for Twilight, Hunger Games, and Maximum Ride.

Hi! My name is Anna Erin Caster. Yes my last name is actually Caster and has nothing to do with beautiful creatures.

--> PirateElfLuver

--> EdwardandBella4eva

--> annabeth137

pls no hate mail only constructive criticism

okay so now about me :)

I am14, I love going to movies, I have done 2 triathlons, i have my black belt in Tae Kwon Do (in the American Tae Kwon Do association or-- ATA.) I love shopping I have 4 ex boy friends. Two of which I still ate dearly... and have 3 awesomely adorable cats!

--Anna :)

I love...

--> Iron Man

--> Avengers

--> Captain America

--> Thor

--> Twilight

--> Hunger Games

--> Maximum Ride

--> Dear John

--> Beautiful creatures

--> Warm bodies

--> Children of the Corn (2009)

--> House at the end of the Street

--> The Others

So basically I love horror and paranormal romance :)

ENJOY!!


Songs that remind me of my favorite fandomes:

Twilight: The Lucky One- Taylor Swift

Hunger Games: Long Live- Taylor Swift

Iron Man: Crazier- Taylor Swift

Avengers: Truth No. 4- Dixie Chicks

Captain America: You do your thing- Montgomry Gentry

Thor:Don't give up (you are loved)- Josh Gorban

Maximum Ride: Stay Stay Stay- Taylor Swift

Dear John: Dear John- Taylor Swift (Actually I didn't pick it for the title)

Harry Potter:F*ck you- The Sockapellas (pitch perfect)

Beautiful creatures: What are you waiting for- Miranda Cosgrove

Warm bodies: Little Talk's- Of Monster and Men

Children of the Corn (2009):Belief- John Mayer

House at the end of the Street: Nothing to Remember- Neko Case

The Others: Polygon of Eyes- Scorpion Child (I really don't know why but it came on at the others came to mind


TWILIGHT 10 COMMANDMENTS

  • I am the best book out there, you shall have no better ones than I.
  • You shall not take the Cullens name in vain.
  • Remember to keep release dates calendered.
  • Honor the Cullens for gracing you with their presence.
  • You shall not kill humans.
  • You shall not love both Edward and Jacob equally.
  • You shall not steal Twilight books from your friends to see how they will react when they cant read them anymore.
  • You shall not lie, for Edward will know that you did anyways.
  • You shall not covet Edward.
  • You shall not covet Edwards Volvo, or various Cullen cars.

  • TWILIGHT OATH:

    I promise to remember Bella

    Each time I carelessly fall down

    I promise to remember Edward

    Each time I'm out of town

    I promise to obey traffic laws

    For Charlie's sake of course

    And I promise to remember Jacob

    When my heart fills with remorse

    I promise to remember Carlisle

    Whenever I am in the emergency room

    And I promise to remember Emmett

    Every time there is a big boom

    I promise to remember Rosalie

    Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty

    And I promise to remember Alice

    Every time I'm at the mall and a cute outfit spots me

    I promise to remember Nessie

    Whenever I see beautiful bronze hair

    And I promise to remember Esme

    When someone tells me that they care

    I promise to remember Jasper

    Whenever my stomach isn't curled

    And I promise to remember the Volturi

    When someone speaks of dominating the world

    Yes, I promise to love Twilight

    Wherever I may go

    So that all may see my true obsession

    Because I know what Twilighters know


    WHAT TO DO NEXT TIME YOUR ON THE ELEVATOR:

    1.When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

    2.Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

    3.Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

    4.Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

    5.Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

    6.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

    7.Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

    8.Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

    9.Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

    10.Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

    11.Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

    12.Ask, "Did you feel that?"

    13.Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

    14.When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

    15.Swat at flies that don't exist.

    16.Tell people that you can see their aura.

    17.Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.

    18.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

    19.Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

    20.Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

    21.Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

    22.Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

    23.Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

    24.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

    25.Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".

    26.Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"

    27. Hire a Labrador, wear sunglasses and repeatedly walk into the walls whilst pretending to not hear the other passenger's direction.

    28.Before the elevator door opens shout "DING" and then laugh and say "beat you again Mr Elevator."

    29.Fart loudly then exclaim "Was that you. There's no way I could do that one because mine are the silent and deadly type." The just grin.

    30.When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

    Copy and paste this to your profile if you couldn't stop laughing!


    QUOTES AND RANDOM THOUGHTS:

    I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

    They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

    You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid backside.

    You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary.

    If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fanfiction is annoying, copy and paste this into your profile. (I MEAN COME ON!! I'M A V-A-M-P-I-R-E, THEREFORE HUMAN IDENTIFICATION IF POINTLESS!!)

    Being mature is overrated.

    Slinky Escalator = Endless fun!

    I read Eclipse and I wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD

    If you spent your whole life trying to get a job. I mean truly spent everyday after 18 and applied to at least 1 job per that would pay you money and put food on your table. And your heart was really into it. And still never got a job. I would give you a million dollars the day you turned 60. But if you think you can get by, by sending your crappy resume that you didn't try on, to random people on Craigslist and sit around eating taco bell watching re-runs of full house. I am sorry but it is because of you I want to go back to North Dakota and buy that bumper sticker that says:

    WORK HARDER

    millions on well fair depend on you


    If you love Twilight so much that your friends are planning an intervention, copy and paste this in your Profile.

    If you want to join me in Rehab so we can secretly keep reading the Twilight series without repercussions, copy and paste in your Profile.

    If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.

    If you have read The Twilight Saga over ten times, copy this to your profile.

    If you have ever ran into a wall, copy this to your profile.

    If you have ever fell up the stairs, copy this to your profile.

    If you have ever talked to yourself, copy this to your profile.

    If you love Edward Cullen, copy this to your profile.

    If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on to your profile.


    Being mature is overrated.

    Slinky Escalator = Endless fun!

    If you are against child abuse, copy and paste this into your profile.

    If your best friend's pencils suck, copy and paste this into your profile.

    People who say "nothing's impossible" have never tried slamming a revolving door.

    If your friends are considering torturing you because you won't shut up about the Twilight series, copy and paste this in your profile.

    If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice verse copy this into your profile

    If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

    If you think Bella is out of her mind for saying no to Edward's proposal in New Moon and you want to hit her hard upside the head with a blunt axe, copy and paste this into your profile.

    If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

    If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile

    If your friends are surprised that you haven't given them A.D.H.D., Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder, copy and paste this into your profile.

    Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

    The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.

    If you and your friends have nicknames, titles, or anything else for each other copy this to your profile.

    If you have ever called your boyfriend gay, copy and paste this to your profile

    If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

    If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

    If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

    If you have ever wanted to just SLAP someone, copy this into your profile.

    If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

    If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

    If Robert Pattinson as Edward made you swoon, copy this to your profile.

    98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

    If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

    If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

    If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

    If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile.

    If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.

    If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy and paste this onto your profile.

    If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

    If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

    Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

    If you went to sleep at around 2 am reading Twilight and/or New Moon and/or Eclipse, copy and pastes this onto your profile.

    If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

    If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

    If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

    If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

    If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck fan-girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.

    If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

    If you love Kellen Lutz as Emmett Cullen, copy and past this into your profile

    If you've ever had a really (and I mean really) obvious revelation, such as "my gosh, I get it, it's called fall, because the leaves fall from the trees!" copy and paste this into your profile.

    If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly stupid, copy and paste this into your profile.

    If you too are in love with a fictional vampire named Edward Cullen and are unashamed to admit it, copy and paste this to your profile.

    If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile

    If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

    If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

    If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

    If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight, that whenever you hear thunder, you think of vampires playing baseball...copy/paste this into your profile.

    If you are willing to admit that you are absolutely in love with Edward Cullen, a completely fictional character...copy/paste this into your profile

    If you truly believe that there is an Edward Cullen out there somewhere for you (his name doesn't have to be Edward)...copy/paste this into your profile.

    If whenever you see a silver Volvo and you start to scream "Edward", copy and paste this in your profile

    If you are in love with a Twilight character, copy and paste this in your profile.

    If you flip whenever you see someone reading a Twilight series book and you want to talk to them all about it, copy and paste this in your profile. (OH YEAH!)

    If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile! (heheehe)

    If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. (All the time)

    If you think Bella is out of her mind for saying no to Edward's proposal in New Moon and you want to hit her hard upside the head with a blunt axe, copy and paste this into your profile.

    If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile.

    93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile


    Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

    Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

    Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

    Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

    Edward Cullen: Sexier, hotter and spicier Than You since 1901


    Girls are like
    apples on trees.
    The best ones are
    at the top of the tree.The
    boys dont want to reach
    for the good ones because they
    are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
    Instead, they just get the rotten apples
    from the ground that aren't as good,
    but easy.So the apples at the top think
    something is wrong with them, when in
    reality they are amazing. They just
    have to wait for the right boy to
    come along, the one who's
    brave enough to
    climb all
    the way
    to the top
    of the tree.


    IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

    So, here's how it works:
    1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
    2. Put it on shuffle
    3. Press play
    4. For every question, type the song that's playing
    5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
    6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.

    Opening Credits

    Stand up-One Direction

    Waking Up

    Blow me one last kiss-P!nk

    Well that is accually one of the songs I normally listen to when I am getting ready in the morning

    School

    Red (Original Demo recording)-Taylor Swift

    My middle school carer has been forced on my 4 boy friends so I guess this works.

    Making Your New Best Friend

    Keep holding on- Glee cast

    I do seriously rely on my best friends all the time to help pick me back up.

    Falling In Love

    Begin again- Taylor Swift

    I just finally got a new boyfriend and moved past my first 3 who 2 of the I dated multipul times... this song is perfect!

    Breaking Up

    Easy come, Easy go- George strait

    This is how OTHER PEOPLE look at me when it comes to dateing

    Graduation

    Something in the air- Grayson Sanders And Jono Feat Lauriana Mae

    Well its a Christmas song... but its upbeat and fun so i'll take it!

    Death Of A Close Friend

    Little house- Amanda Seyfried

    Well my life would suck with out my friends soo... But this is sorta a love song on the surfeace but what ever.

    Flashback

    Little Talks- Of monsters and men

    Idk really. I like the song though

    Wedding Scene

    All American girl- Carrie Underwood

    Well that works!!

    Car Accident

    Life Happened-Tammy Cochran

    Hmm... So so

    Final Battle

    Heart of Stone- Iko

    Wel in Breaking Dawn part 2 this is near the final battle soo it works!

    Death Scene

    Requiem on the water- Imperial Mammoth

    Yeah okay.

    Funeral Song

    The moon-The Swell Season

    Its soft a sweet. Okay!

    End Credits

    Stronger-Kelly Clarkson

    Oh yeah!

    Deleted Scenes

    Paperweight- Joshua Radin & Schuyler Fisk

    Well maybe its a good thing they cut that. Its a song they play in Dear John before an... *cough cough* scene...


    Did you know...

    kissing is healthy.

    it's good to cry.

    chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

    94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

    lying is actually unhealthy.

    you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

    it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

    89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

    it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

    chocolate will make you feel better.

    most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

    a good friend never judges.

    a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

    boys aren't worth your tears.

    we all love surprises.

    Now... make a wish.

    Wish REALLY hard!!

    WISH

    WISH

    WISH

    WISH

    Your wish has just been received.Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...Your wish will be granted :)


    Edward vs Normal guys.

    A normal guy would say: “I love you Baby!”
    Edward Cullen would say: “You are my life now.”

    Normal Guy would say: “I think I am falling for you.”
    Edward Cullen would say: “The Lion fell in Love with the Lamb”

    Normal Guy would say: “You hair looks like a haystack; go brush it!”
    Edward Cullen would say: “Your hair looks like a haystack but I like it.”

    A normal guy would pick a random song from a random artist and dedicate it to you.
    Edward Cullen would sing you a song he wrote for you while playing the piano.

    If you die, a normal guy would find another.
    If you die, Edward would kill himself cause life without you isn’t worth living.

    As you leave the house, a normal guy would say: “Bye, see ya!”
    As you leave the house Edward Cullen would say: “Come back to me, love.”

    As you come back to the house, a normal guy would be watching TV and wouldn’t even notice.
    As you come back to the house, Edward Cullen would be welcoming you by playing the piano with a song just for you.

    A normal guy would wait for you to make him breakfast.
    Edward Cullen would make you breakfast everyday.

    While you are both out for dinner, a normal guy wouldn’t keep his eyes off the sexy waitress.
    Edward Cullen wouldn’t even notice the waitress was a female.

    A normal guy, while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and one hand on the radio.
    Edward Cullen, while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and the other attached to yours.

    While far apart in different places, a normal guy would say: “I miss you.”
    While far apart in different places, Edward Cullen would say: “It’s like you’ve taken half myself with you”

    A normal guy wouldn’t care or notice if you had nightmares.
    Edward Cullen would sing until your nightmares went away. “Do you want me to sing to you? I’ll sing all night if it will keep the bad dreams away.”

    A normal guy buys you flowers and chocolates.
    Edward Cullen buys you a car.


    In my mind...
    Edward Cullen is my lover.

    Alice Cullen in my bestfriend.

    Jasper Hale wants to eat me.

    Rosalie Hale wants to be me.

    Emmett Cullen can't get enough of me.

    Carlisle Cullen cares about me.

    Esme Cullen is like my 2nd mother.

    Jacob Black wants me.

    And Renesmee is my sweet little angel.

    I am a Twilighter and PROUD!


    Find a guy whos calls you beautiful instead of hot,

    Who calls you back when you hang up on him,

    Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

    Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

    Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats,

    Who holds your hand in public and in front of his friends and family.

    Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he loves you and how lucky he is to have you.

    If you think that describes Edward Cullen, copy it into your profile


    Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93% of the people that read this won’t repost it?

    Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

    He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

    He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

    He had no army, yet kings feared him...

    He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

    He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

    He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

    Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...

    If you believe in God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost

    then copy and paste this in your profile

    If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

    "If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."


    If you are on Team Edward, copy and paste this onto your profile.

    If you are absolutely in love with Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

    If when you ever have a child, and consider naming it Renesmee or EJ, copy and paste this to your profile

    If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile.

    If when ever you are out in public and you hear something relating to Twilight you want to scream and squeal, but you don't 'cause you're in public, so you just get a goofy grin on your face copy this onto you're profile.


    Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people who answer "Where to begin?"


    If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfiction, copy this into your profile

    If people think you are mentally insane...copy this into your profile

    If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile

    If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile

    If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

    If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this on your profile

    Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this on your profile

    If you have a friend that thinks Twilight it stupid and refuses to read it, copy and paste this on your profile

    My best friend is insane, if you agree or have an insane friend, copy and paste this on your profile

    If you think the kids should just stop chasing Lucky and leave the freakin' leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

    If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles, then copy and paste this into your profile.

    If you have a problem with counselors, copy and paste!!

    If you hear the voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste.

    If you think everyone's out of their minds (including yourself...but that's a given), copy and paste this to your profile

    If you love rain, copy and paste.

    If you are a person who acts friendly, but has an evil mind and is plotting world domination,copy and paste this into your profile.

    If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile.

    If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste

    Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

    If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste into your pro

    If you've ever copy and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

    If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile

    If you have a really long profile, C&P this to make it even longer. (hehehe)

    If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a conversation, C&P

    If you are one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste

    If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste (me: in other words, if you are actually taking the time to read all this...)

    If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

    I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

    If you like chocolate as much as i do copy and paste this into your profile.

    If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

    If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile!

    If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

    Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile.

    If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile

    even when you can’t see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile

    There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

    If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

    If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

    If you think that I think that you think that I think that you think that I am totally spazzing out right now with the 'If you thinks' copy this to your profile already!

    If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

    If you have broke out in tears for no reason, and then laughed while still crying copy and paste this onto your profile!

    If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile.

    If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

    If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

    If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

    If when you go to sleep you can hear songs that you haven't heard in three years copy this to your profile.

    If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

    If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

    If you have ever fallen asleep in class copy and paste this into your profile

    If you have sibling(s) that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.

    If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon, Copy and paste this to your profile

    If you think that Twilight is the best book know to woman... (And man!) Copy/paste this into your profile.

    If you have ever fallen out of a chair backwards...copy/paste this into your profile.

    If you are Team Edward, copy and paste this in your profile.

    If someone mentions Twilight, you can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile.

    If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.

    If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

    If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

    If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

    If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

    If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

    If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings while you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile.

    If you are addicted to copy and pastes, copy and paste this into your profile

    If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile

    If you have ever had an unhealthy obsession with any -or all- of the Cullens and you don’t want to admit it even though you know admitting a problem is the first step to solving it but frankly you dont want the problem to be solved, copy this onto your profile

    If you love Edward Cullen, copy this onto your profile

    If you are addicted to vampires and would kill to become one, copy this onto your profile

    If you’ve read Twilight, New Moon,Eclipse, and Breaking Dawn over twelve times, copy this onto your profile

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    I'm proud to be a part of the "chase Jacob black out of town with pitchforks" fan club(even though it should be "chase jacob black out of town with pitchforks, torches, maces, flame throwers, cannons, tanks, pistols, and grandes" club.

    I read all four twilight books in the hours of 10 AM to 5 AM without stopping!

    If you read new moon and you Want to punch Jacob black.

    If you are absolutely in love with Edward Cullen, no matter how much he overreacts (I find the whole overreacting thing endearing), no matter how much he gets overprotective, you will love him anyway, then copy this into your profile and add your name to the list:

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    92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you're one of the 8 percent laughing your head off

    1. You can enjoy the boquet while resisting the wine.
    2. The future is not set in stone.
    3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
    4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
    5. True love knows no boundaries.
    6. Some people are just danger magnets.
    7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
    8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
    9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them.
    10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
    11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
    12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
    13. Family is about more than just blood.
    14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
    15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
    16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
    17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
    18. There are exceptions to every rule.
    19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
    20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
    21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
    22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
    23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
    24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
    25. Romeo was an idiot.
    26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
    27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone.
    28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
    29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
    30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise.

    31. I need to find Isle Esme.

    An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

    You can't make a person love you. You can only stalk them and hope for the best.

    Come to the dark side. We have cookies.

    I know Karate, Kung Fu, and 48 other dangerous words.

    A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

    A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me. I'm afraid of vertical widths.

    I'm so gangster. I carry a squirt gun.

    One night I looked up at the beautiful stars and began to think... where the HECK is my roof??

    People are like SLINKIES. Basically useless, and yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down the stairs.

    Smile... it makes people wonder what you're up to.

    I'm smiling because they haven't found the bodies yet.

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    with Obsessive Cullen
    Disorder put this on
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    Secret Admirer: a stalker with stationary.


    1. Twilight: Giving hope to clumsy girls

    2. Edward, Emmett, Carlisle Cullen and Jasper Hale: Raising the standards for future boyfriends

    3. Some people want to be a superstar; all I want to be is a vampire.

    4. Thanks Stephenie Meyer! Now every time I hear thunder I imagine vampires playing baseball.

    5. So there's this rainy little town called Forks (and I think I kinda wanna live there)

    6. Whoever says that they don't have an imaginary boyfriend clearly never read Twilight.

    7. Edward, will you please take me to the prom? I know you're a fictional character and all but...PLEASE!!

    8. Edward Cullen: I love a man who plays the piano and sparkles


    Emmett's the Strongest,
    Rosalie's the Prettiest,
    Edward's the Fastest,
    Bella's the Clumsiest,
    Alice's the Smartest,
    But only Jasper can sit in a corner and STILL make everyone feel jealous. ;)


    If ya can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em.
    If ya can’t join ‘em, bribe ‘em.
    If ya can’t bribe ‘em, blackmail ‘em.
    If ya can’t blackmail ‘em, kill ‘em.
    If ya can’t kill ‘em, you’re screwed.


    Crazy is loving someone who you hate then dumping there sorry ass even though you still love them. Crazy is wishing you could be pretty even though you know you are. Crazy is wishing you had done something you had never been given the opportunity to do so you hate your self, call your self ugly, mentally beating up your self and ranting to your self about how if you had done that differently your life would be better even though you know that this is your life and your stuck with it no matter how suckish it is then crying and crying and crying and still wanting to cry but getting out of bed and facing the world with a smile that says I hate myself do you? Crazy is gosh. Everything. Everything is crazy. Love. Hate. Mystery. Boys. Girls. Wonder. Sadness. Depression. Smiles. Why do we deal with things we know are crazy? Because were all crazy. I am the craziest of them all. So are you. So is your boyfriend. So is your girlfriend. So is your best friend. So is your mom and dad. Your brother and sister. Your teacher. The president. The hobo. The librarian. The guy fixing my bedroom window. The person who made my camera. We are all the craziest. Gosh. Why don't you see that your are such a fool. Your insane! Your mad. Your the freakiest person in the world. That makes you the best person ever. You think shes better then you because she knows how to make her make up look sexy but you dont know how because God or who ever is watching us was like hey. I am not going to let that chick know how to use make up right because things are going to work out right the way I planned if she doesn't know how to use make-up. And I know your jealous of that guy who is smart. Look at your grades. You sit around all the time doing nothing with your life then you call him a geek. Your positively insane and ugly and hot and perfect and the best person ever. Gosh. Humans are Dumb. And Crazy. Just the way its suppose to be. So that's what crazy is to me.


    ROSES ARE RED,

    VIOLETS ARE BLUE,

    I DON'T OWN TWILIGHT

    AND NEITHER DO YOU!


    Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

    Boy: No

    Girl: Do you like me?

    Boy: No

    Girl: Do you want me?

    Boy: No

    Girl: Would you cry if I left?

    Boy: No

    Girl: Would you live for me?

    Boy: No

    Girl: Would you do anything for me?

    Boy: No

    Girl: Choose--me or your life

    Boy: My life

    The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

    The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

    The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

    The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

    The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

    The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

    The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

    The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life


    E - Elegant
    D - Dazzling
    W - Well Behaved (most of the time)
    A - Angel
    R - Reads Minds
    D - Desirable

    C - Crooked Smile
    U - Ultra Cute
    L - Loves Bella More Than Anything
    L - Lives For Bella
    E - Extremely Beautiful
    N - Never Backs Down


    Edward Cullen Quotes (all to Bella unless noted)

    Twilight

    You don't care if I'm a monster? If I'm not human?

    Do you truly believe that you care more for me than I do for you?

    It's too easy to be myself with you.

    Never forget I am more dangerous to you than I am to anyone else.

    You are the most important thing to me now.The most important thing to me ever.

    But you see,just because we've been . . .dealt a certain hand. . .it doesn't mean that we can't choose to rise above-to conquer the boundaries of a destiny that none of us wanted.

    Twilight,again . . . Another ending.No matter how perfect the day is, it always has to end.

    New Moon

    I've never had much patience with Romeo. . . Mistake after mistake.Could he have destroyed his own happiness any more thoroughly?

    You're impossible.How can I put this so that you'll believe me?You're not asleep and you're not dead. I'm here, and I love you.I have always loved you, and I will always love you.I was thinking of you, seeing you're face in my mind,every second I was away. When I told you I didn't want you, it was the blackest kind of blasphemy.

    Before you,Bella,my life was like a moonless night.Very dark,but there were stars-points of light and reason. . . . . And then you shot across my sky like a meator.Suddenly everything was on fire;there was brilliancy,there was beauty.

    Eclipse

    I'm discovering that I can sympathize with Heath cliff in ways I didn't think possible before.

    You.That's what I'm keeping. You'll always be my Bella, you'll be just a bit more durable.

    I lived through an entire twenty-four hours thinking that you were dead,Bella.That changed the way I look at a lot of things.

    (To Jacob,not Bella)You know,Jacob,if it weren't for the fact that we're natural enemies and that you're also trying to steal away the the reason for my existence,I might actually like you.

    I just beheaded and dismembered a sentient creature not twenty yards from you.That doesn't bother you?

    Breaking Dawn

    I suppose you don't realize how utterly,heart breakingly beautiful you are tonight.

    (To Jacob, not Bella) Even you, Jacob Black, cannot hate me as much as I hate myself.

    (This one too) You know her, Jacob. You connect to her on a level that I don't even understand. You are a part of her, and she is part of you.


    Twilight Jokes

    - How do you stop Jacob Black from attacking you?
    You pick up a stick, throw it and yell 'fetch'!

    - Why can't people stay angry at Jasper Hale?
    He calms them

    - Rosalie Hale was told to find something just as or more beautiful then herself.
    She came back with a mirror...

    - Alice Cullen and the Hulk were on a cruise and the ship sank, and they got trapped on an island, who would win a fight between them?
    There would be no fight because Alice would have seen the ship sink in her visions and never got on!

    -Jasper will never be a therapist because he already knows how you feel about that.

    -What happened to the man who kept a secret from Edward Cullen?
    Nothing, Edward already knew what the secret was!

    -What happened when Emmett Cullen stubbed his toe?
    He made the whole city collapse ;)

    -How many Twilighters does it take to screw on a light bulb?
    I don't know, they're all too busy fighting over who gets to be Mrs Cullen

    -How do you irritate Edward Cullen?
    Buy him a dog and call it Jacob!

    -Jasper Hales first job was as a paperboy, there were no survivors.


    If you think that you deserve a cookie because your actually reading my endless profile copy and paste this on yours. (And you're correct, if you're actually reading this you deserve a life's supply of cookies)


    Funny warning labels (I love these!)

    Sleeping Pills Warning: May cause Drowsiness (one would hope)

    Christmas Lights Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only. (where else would you use them?)

    Earplugs: These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe (Oops. guess I shouldn't have eaten them. *cough*)

    Mattress Warning: Do not attempt to swallow (Aw, I wanted to see if I could unhinge my jaw like a snake!)

    Pine Mountain Fire Logs Caution: Risk of fire (Good.)

    Home Depot Treated Lumber: Do not consume (for all you people who like to eat wood out there)

    Hair Dryer Warning: Do not use while sleeping. (but that's the only time I have to do my hair!)

    Road Sign Caution: water on road during rain. (Thank you, Captain Obvious)

    Camera: This camera will only work when film is inside. (so putting my fruit roll-up inside won't work?)

    Soy Milk: Shake well and buy often (I got nothing.)

    Air Conditioner Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows. (Darn. I was looking forward to a good game of air conditioner toss.)

    Iron Warning: Never iron clothes on the body. (Um, OW!!!!!!)

    This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny to help him gain world domination.


    The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

    The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...


    Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.

    Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

    My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it’s gone.

    I'm the kind of girl who would fall flat on my face, get up, laugh my head off, and say " That was fun!"

    Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

    An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

    Life isn’t passing me by, it’s trying to run me over.

    Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity?

    Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hate that.

    Paper may beat rock, but cannon ball make big hole in paper.

    The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen!

    Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

    I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

    Don’t follow me, I’m lost too.

    This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.

    One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

    WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.

    I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?

    I’ll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.

    When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate.

    It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with.

    It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

    The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER.

    So what if we act like immature idiots? We’re having fun.

    If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?

    Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

    Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

    Why do people say, “You can’t have your cake and eat it too”? Why would someone get cake if they can’t eat it?

    When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade

    Don’t mess with me I’ve got a stick.

    Darth Vader- "Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!" Luke Skywalker- "Nah, the rebels have cake." Darth Vader- "ooh! Can I be a rebel?!"

    I smile because I have no idea what’s going on!

    Life was so simple when boys had cooties

    I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

    Boys are like slinks, useless, but fun to push down the stairs! :)

    I ran with scissors, and lived!

    You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall, I laugh even harder

    I’m the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

    When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n’ slide.

    One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!

    The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

    When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

    Those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it.

    Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else

    Real girls aren’t perfect, perfect girls aren’t real.

    I’d rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I’m not.

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    Dear Fanfiction by our dancing days reviews
    ... because, for the love of Peeta, the Reaping Ball is an inanimate object, and some people just need to be told thus. / A drabble series to fanfiction.
    Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 95 - Words: 12,561 - Reviews: 3459 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 1/11/2012
    Wife Swap: Cullen vs Simmons by fourteen miles away reviews
    Alice and Emmett sign Esme up for Wife Swap.
    Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,850 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Alice, Emmett
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    Alice and Emmett sign the Cullens up for Wife Swap. The Cullens swap with a very strict family called the McClains. Will the Cullens like their new mother? Will the Cullen kids drive their new mother insane? please R&R.
    Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,651 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 6/4/2010
    Momma Pepper by ninjanervana reviews
    Every group has something that holds it together, acknowledged or unacknowledged, something that keeps the group from shattering into pieces, something to keep its members from scattering to the winds. For the Avengers, it's Pepper Potts. Multi-chapter story.
    Avengers - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,027 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Pepper P.
    WIFE SWAP: CULLEN VS CLOVER by Be.Careful.I.May.Bite reviews
    THE TITLE SAYS IT ALL, FUNNY I SWEAR XX
    Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 34,310 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/11/2012
    Mob Mentality by ALLingames reviews
    AU Modern Day. Katniss's dad got on the wrong side of some bad people. When tragedy strikes, Katniss must marry her best friend, Peeta, for protection.
    Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,383 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
    Our New Neighbor by lovingchoco reviews
    AU: Katniss' life if the Hunger Games never existed. Katniss is in High-school having a pretty normal life. When Gale leaves the district, Katniss gets new neighbors, the Mellarks.
    Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 59 - Words: 238,044 - Reviews: 1504 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
    Operation Blackhawk Baby by ninjanervana reviews
    You've read A Bouncing Bundle of Thunder, you've ready Stork brings a Stark (and if you haven't you should) but now I bring you Operation Blackhawk Baby. What happens when Natasha finds herself unexpectedly pregnant? How will she and Clint handle a potential child in the future? See how everyone reacts as our favorite assassin duo expects a child of their own.
    Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 27,240 - Reviews: 845 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
    Saving Pepper by PirateElfLuvr reviews
    Pepper's parents don't approve of Tony. How far will they go to keep them apart? PepperxTony
    Ironman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,279 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
    Wife Swap with the Cullens by CountryGal1918 reviews
    Jasper and Bella sign the Cullens up for Wife Swap. The Cullens and the Simmons go on Wife Swap on the first ever Christmas edition. The swap is from December 11 to December 24. The moms return on Christmas Day.
    Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,630 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Jasper, Bella
    Wait, his name is Coulson? by PirateElfLuvr reviews
    Phil Coulson has returned and Pepper and Tony have a surprise for him. One-shot.
    Avengers - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Agent Phil Coulson, Iron Man/Tony S.
    The Flock's Dreams by PirateElfLuvr reviews
    The Flock has some bizarre dreams... Continuation of Max's Dream. Please R&R!
    Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,805 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 9/6/2012
    On the run, again! by PirateElfLuvr reviews
    When Max and Fang overhear Jeb discussing plans to send them to a testing facility, the Flock leaves their warm Arizona home for the chilly winds of Minnesota. With Erasers on their tail no doubt! Please R&R!
    Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,713 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 8/20/2012
    What happens in by ninjanervana reviews
    A series of one-shots talking about our favorite assassin duo's most memorable missions. What happened in Budapest and Croatia and Spain and everywhere else. Pre-Avengers to Post-Avengers. I do not own the characters.
    Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,610 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
    Maximum Games by PirateElfLuvr reviews
    Max and the Flock, along with some Hunger Games characters discover the origin of Panam, the meaning of true love and why squirrel is not the best meal. Includes Fax and IggyxOC.
    Crossover - Maximum Ride & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,999 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 6/26/2012
    The Reason by ninjanervana reviews
    AU Teen Avengers. Tony's really screwed things up with Pepper. But with a little help from the Avengers, maybe he can make things right again. Fluff fic
    Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Pepper P., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
    All I Want for Christmas by jacndaniel reviews
    Emmett only has one thing on his mind this Christmas... Rosalie. A Secret Santa Fic Swap gift. AH
    Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
    A Merry Avengers Christmas by PirateElfLuvr reviews
    Pepper and Jane want the Avengers to spend Christmas together. But they all hate each other! Can the girls bring the Avengers together for the Holidays?
    Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,873 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 12/23/2012
    Wife Swap: Cullen's VS Clark's by shortevilpixie reviews
    *Re-write of original story* Will the Cullen's have to go to church? Is Emmett a cross dresser? Why is Edward playing strip poker with his family? and WHY is a 14 year old old Ness making out with 19 year old old Jacob? The Cullen kids are sure to drive the new mom insane. Multiple POVs. Fun filled family humour!
    Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,657 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011
    Tears of After by PirateElfLuvr reviews
    Tony dies and leaves a video for Pepper. Based on the movies.
    Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 10/15/2012
    Stork brings a Stark by ninjanervana reviews
    Pepper's pregnant with Tony's baby! How will she break the news to him? How will Tony and the others handle a new baby on the way? Read about Pepper and Tony navigating the road to parenthood. Similar to A Bouncing Bundle of Thunder. Tony/Pepper, Thor/Jane, Clint/Natasha. Post Avengers
    Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 31,552 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 11/30/2012 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P. - Complete
    A Hawk Spinning by nikonic reviews
    Sequel to A Widow Nesting in which Avengers Tower attempts to survive four teenagers and a team of superheroes living under one roof. Oh, the chaos that ensues.
    Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,984 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
    Hush Little Baby by justsomeone2010 reviews
    Sequel to Small Bump. After the tragedy of Jane's first pregnancy, she and Thor try again for the child they so desperately wanted.
    Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 57,779 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Thor, Jane F. - Complete
    Night on the town by ninjanervana reviews
    Since Steve's trying so hard to fit into their time, Tony decides it's time for the Avengers to fit into Steve's time. This calls for a night out on the town! Tony/Pepper, Thor/Jane, Clint/Natasha, Steve/OC
    Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,184 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
    Avengers Adventures in Babysitting by ninjanervana reviews
    The Avengers are taking turns babysitting Thor and Jane's son. Let's see how they all take to the littlest Avenger. Fluff chapters featuring the whole gang. Clint/Natasha, Thor/Jane, Tony/Pepper
    Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,972 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
    As Long As You Love Me by ninjanervana reviews
    Fluffy Clint/Natasha one-shot inspired by the following headcanon: Whenever Natasha gets upset, especially about anything in her past, she ends up holing herself up in her room for an extended period of time. The only way to get her out is if Clint plays As Long As You Love Me by the Backstreet Boys, and twirl her around her room until she can't do anything but laugh.
    Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
    His Greatest Creation by ninjanervana reviews
    Pepper wakes up one night to find her bed empty; she's off to find Tony in his workshop. Fluffy one-shot
    Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/5/2012 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
    Sick days by ninjanervana reviews
    Tony's sick, forcing Pepper to take care of him. Between the first and second Iron Man movies. Complete fluff
    Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,178 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/2/2012 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
    Waiting Game by ninjanervana reviews
    Natasha gets injured during a mission, leaving Clint worried out of his ever loving mind. It's time for him and the Avengers to play the waiting game, hoping she pulls through. I do not own anything.
    Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,822 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
    Sleeping Positions by ninjanervana reviews
    All of the Avengers have particular ways they like to sleep. Whether it was during their life before the Avengers, when they sleep in S.H.I.E.L.D facilities or when they sleep in Stark Towers, they tend to sleep in the same position no matter what. It's just force of habit for them. Here's how I think they like to sleep.
    Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,536 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Complete
    Nutella and banana paninis by ninjanervana reviews
    One- Shot. The team realizes Steve has never tried nutella before and sets out to rectify the problem. Dedicated to the wonder that is nutella. I do not own anything
    Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
    I Need You by ninjanervana reviews
    Song Fic based on I Need You by Tim McGraw. Clint's away on a mission and all he and Natasha can think about are the past vacations they've been on together. I own nothing. Fluffy one-shot
    Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
    Come Home by ninjanervana reviews
    One-shot inspired by the One Republic song "Come Home" Pretty much a short fluff shot.
    Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Jane F., Thor - Complete
    A bouncing bundle of thunder? by ninjanervana reviews
    Jane thinks she might be pregnant. How will Thor and the other avengers handle the news? Fluff story, set after the Avengers. Thor/Jane with mentions of Tony/Pepper and Natasha/Clint. Dedicated to my best friend who inspired me to write this: Katie
    Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 48,835 - Reviews: 789 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Thor, Jane F. - Complete
    A Widow Nesting by nikonic reviews
    Life throws the Avengers' resident assassins for a little loop; a story in which we see how the newly minted Avengers Tower handles a pint-sized assassin baby. Hawkeye/Black Widow established relationship, all Avengers included at one point. Rated for language
    Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,177 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
    Small Bump by justsomeone2010 reviews
    Jane and Darcy get to the bottom of Jane's recent illness, with life changing results for her and Thor. Inspired by Ed Sheeran's Small Bump.
    Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,133 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Thor, Jane F. - Complete
    Giving comfort by ninjanervana reviews
    A Blackhawk one-shot inspired by this headcanon: When Clint is hurt and stuck in the medical wing of S.H.I.E.L.D, Natasha will visit him. Sometimes she lies down next to him in his hospital bed and sings him songs in Russian. Although she's trying to comfort him, it's a comfort to her as well. Fluffy one-shot. I do not own anything
    Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
    Thor And The Olympics by justsomeone2010 reviews
    Jane introduces Thor to the Olympic games.
    Thor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,056 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Thor, Jane F. - Complete
    Everything I Ask For by ninjanervana reviews
    Pepper Potts is everything Tony could ever need, everything he could ask for and a little bit more. Song fic inspired by Everything I Ask For by The Maine. I do not own any part of the Avengers nor this song.
    Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P. - Complete
    Routines by ninjanervana reviews
    Late night drabble about Clint and Natasha and the routines that keep them from losing their minds. Blackhawk. I do not own any of the Marvel characters.
    Avengers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
    Aftershocks by ninjanervana reviews
    Everyone's fighting their own personal battles after Loki's attack on Earth. Clint helps Natasha deal with her fight. Post- Avengers. I own nothing
    Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
    A Memorable Morning by Vahkhiin reviews
    Tony awakes to Pepper and showers her with affection. They dive almost into oblivion before she splutters and races to the bathroom. He finds her vomiting and he is wondering whether it was last night's take out or is something else in question?
    Ironman - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,274 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 9/29/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
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    Help! I really want to find the story! reviews
    Hi Sue this is story about Jasper Whitlock and Bella Swan that I really want to find. It's about Jasper and Bella, Jasper has a daughter, Alice is Bella's Best friend. Also Alice dates Jacob, Bella's ex boyfriend Edward and Jasper's ex-girlfriend Maria date. More details inside! This help! Thanks!
    Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15 - Bella, Edward, Jasper, Maria - Complete
    You say goodbye, I say hello reviews
    Gale Hawthorn has just moved away to be with his family leaving Katniss Everdeen in district 12 but when the blue eyed boy moves in next door with Katniss move on from her first love, Gale or will Peeta Mellark's attempts to make Katniss his be rendered useless. Hunger Games Modern Day AU
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,117 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 7/7/2013
    Only Human reviews
    Carlisle thoughts on Edward and Bella. Now with the other Cullen's and Friends!
    Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 5/20/2013
    Wife Swap: Cullen Vs Stone reviews
    What happens the Cullen get mixed put onto a popular TV show called wife swap? A whole lot of trouble! That's what!
    Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,675 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 1/25/2013
    Maximum Ride the song
    A song my friend and I wrote about Maximum Ride. And might I add... We won the balled contest! I got a fairy notebook! Check it out!
    Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Complete
    Alone reviews
    Edward is gone. Bella is alone. But he left someone with her. Someone only Bella knows about. Someone Bella never intends to tell Edward about. -ON HOLD!- Sorry!
    Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,418 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 4/25/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Bella - Complete
    Alice and Jasper, Forever reviews
    Just a sweet fluff between Jasper and Alice. Enjoy!
    Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
    How Life Can Change reviews
    Bella Swan is a singer/actress whose life is a twisted and convoluted mess. Even for a vampire life can get hectic when you're famous. From the minds of EdwardandBella4eva and funsizedauthor. ON HOLD DUE TO TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES
    Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 3/7/2013
    That's wasn't the end reviews
    Ten years after the rebellion Peeta has convinced Katniss to have a baby. But how will pregnancy, the return of unexpected people and a whole lot of chaos turn out? Read to find out! Written by Anna Caster. All rights minus the plot go to Suzann Collins!
    Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 7,783 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Complete
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