Carabiner Boy
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Joined 08-07-03, id: 434346
Author has written 5 stories for King Arthur, xXx, Alex Rider, Indiana Jones, and Harry Potter.
Damn, I just wrote a really long bio that apologized to everyone for never updating my stories, ever, and then I accidentally pressed the Clear button. Why, I ask you, IS there a Clear button? What's the use? I think someone was just said, "I have an idea! Let's put a useless, infuriating button on our keyboards so everyone get's really pissed off!" Well here's a message for the founder of Apple: You suck. Moving on, I've changed my username from Carabiner Boy to Clansman Sam, to coincide with my account. And if you've come on this page for stuff about me, which is doubtful, I like action movies, ethnic food, sleep, mountain biking, bad TV, good music, rock climbing, books, and, obviously, writing. Of course I do! I'm writing right now! Get it? (Cue laugh track) Things I don't like... let's see. Republicans, asparagus, and the Clear button on my computer. Which you already know.

...Wow. That was a waste of time.

Ha... ha... maybe sometime in the next few months... maybe...

... I've changed my name back from Clansman Sam to Carabiner Boy, because though the "Clansman" thing was because I'm Scottish, it sounded more like I was a white supremacist burning crosses on people's lawns. A carabiner is what you clip your rope into when you're climbing.

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The GROSS Club Handbook by Dannor reviews
Written by Calvin (with the help of Hobbes). The official handbook for the G.R.O.S.S.- explicit rules and regulations- along with arguments by Calvin and Hobbes. COMPLETE! Sorry for the long wait, guys- writer's block isn't fun.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,415 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 27 - Updated: 11/19/2003 - Published: 5/16/2003 - Complete
Never Send a Man: A Collection of Short Stories by fictiondude87 reviews
James Bond is back and he's better than ever in these five all-new 007 adventures! From New York City to Paris, James Bond has never been better! New stories coming soon! Please R&R!
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 24,807 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/17/2003 - Published: 3/22/2003
The Adventurer by Indus Belethil reviews
Ever wonder what it would be like to be rescued by Indiana Jones?
Indiana Jones - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2003
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Indiana Jones and the Spirits of Avalon reviews
CHAPTER SIX UP! Indy's back, and better than ever. Baddies, wit, and general supernatural mayhem galore! Please read it, I feel insecure and unloved if I don't get reviews... just kidding. But no really.
Indiana Jones - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,014 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/2/2006 - Published: 7/12/2005
A Bit of the Twins reviews
A night in the castle with everyone's favorite troublemakers: Fred and George Weasely.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/20/2005 - Published: 7/18/2005 - George W.
Devil's Pawn reviews
Only days after recovering from his near-fatal injury, Alex Rider is pulled back into the fold. But is this mission really what it seems? Alex has to find out- the fate of the world depends on it. text is a little screwed up, but PLEASE R&R!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2005
XXX: Liberty's Fire reviews
When Basque separatists attempt to launch nuclear missiles at Madrid, only Xander Cage can stop them. But what happens when a Spanish secret agent comes for the same purpose? I rated this PG13 tentatively. Please R&R...
xXx - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2004
Torn Alliance reviews
When Guinevere confesses her love for another man, Arthur leaves her, and the alliance between their two cultures is torn (hence the title). But when they take up arms against eachother, what will happen to the two former lovers? PLEASE R&R!
King Arthur - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/26/2004