Author has written 5 stories for King Arthur, xXx, Alex Rider, Indiana Jones, and Harry Potter.Damn, I just wrote a really long bio that apologized to everyone for never updating my stories, ever, and then I accidentally pressed the Clear button. Why, I ask you, IS there a Clear button? What's the use? I think someone was just said, "I have an idea! Let's put a useless, infuriating button on our keyboards so everyone get's really pissed off!" Well here's a message for the founder of Apple: You suck. Moving on, I've changed my username from Carabiner Boy to Clansman Sam, to coincide with my FP.com account. And if you've come on this page for stuff about me, which is doubtful, I like action movies, ethnic food, sleep, mountain biking, bad TV, good music, rock climbing, books, and, obviously, writing. Of course I do! I'm writing right now! Get it? (Cue laugh track) Things I don't like... let's see. Republicans, asparagus, and the Clear button on my computer. Which you already know.
...Wow. That was a waste of time.
... I've changed my name back from Clansman Sam to Carabiner Boy, because though the "Clansman" thing was because I'm Scottish, it sounded more like I was a white supremacist burning crosses on people's lawns. A carabiner is what you clip your rope into when you're climbing.