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Author has written 26 stories for NCIS.

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Six friends, one sick demjin by Shadow of Ketterdam reviews
What happens when the modern day Dregs find themselves taking care of a sick Kaz Brekker? Who will be more concerned for the demjin's health? And what the hell will happen to the Slat while he's out of commission? Rated T for my twisted sense of humor. (Matthias is German, Nina is Russian, Jesper is from Czechoslovakia, Wylan and Kaz are from Amsterdam, and Inej is from a circus.)
Six of Crows - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,143 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 13h - Published: 6/21 - Kaz B., Inej G., Nina Z., Jesper F.
Circus of Your Mind by Iwovepizza reviews
Kaz only wanted to be left alone. He'd never killed any livestock or travelers that had strayed too far from the group, but even so, a rich businessman decided to send his men to capture the exotic Demjin and sell him to the circus. Brutally beaten by his trainer, Kaz is about to give up when suddenly a certain Suli acrobat volunteers to help care for him. Kanej Creature/Circus AU
Six of Crows - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 81,355 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/2 - Published: 5/15/2017 - [Kaz B., Inej G.] Pekka R. - Complete
4 Martinis is 3 too many by EmbraceTheMystery reviews
Six of crows high school au. Jesper is hosting a party and everyone's invited. Kaz has alterier motives, Nina and Matthias are broken up, Jesper and Wylan are the hosts and Inej is not a party person. T for language
Six of Crows - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,327 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/26 - Published: 4/16 - Kaz B., Inej G., Matthias H., Nina Z.
No Mourners, No Funerals by A Penny A Word reviews
Ten years after the Ice Court heist, the Crows are scattered across the world. To save one of their own, they find themselves returning to the city they once called home. However, Ketterdam is not the place they remember, and neither are they. To succeed, they will do anything. Even the impossible. After all, they did it once before. How hard could it be a second time around?
Six of Crows - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,017 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/6 - Published: 3/1 - Kaz B., Inej G., Jesper F., Wylan V.
Captain Kaz of the Wesper Ship by TheDorkQueen reviews
'Yes,' Kaz nodded as if to confirm. 'I will go down with this ship.' / (In which Kaz is a hardcore Wesper shipper.) /
Six of Crows - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29 - [Jesper F., Wylan V.] Kaz B., Inej G. - Complete
After the End by Darkgenius3 reviews
Events taking place right after the end of Crooked Kingdom. Inej faces her parents, while the others face their own demons.
Six of Crows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 57,738 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/27 - Published: 9/30/2017
The Science of Love by Darcyfitz1 reviews
One cottage. Two Strangers. Three weeks. What could possibly go wrong?
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 511,500 - Reviews: 1219 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 5/29 - Published: 8/24/2015 - Sheldon C., Amy Farrah Fowler
The Good in You by PurplePatchwork reviews
When Inej gets sick, she knows exactly who she can count on.
Six of Crows - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18 - [Inej G., Kaz B.] [Jesper F., Wylan V.] - Complete
Gratitude by thefifthchris reviews
One shot. Takes place at the end of Book 1, in which Inej is freefalling, flying one last time, but she feels no fear-can only think of herself, the wind, and the boy from the Barrel.
Six of Crows - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/7 - Inej G.
Ho, Ho OH! by DrWackaDoodle reviews
My present to all of my loyal readers! Having left his Christmas shopping until the last minute, Sheldon must suffer the consequences. Ten Dates universe. Samuel is 6 months and Amelia is 4. M rated for a reason! Enjoy!
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,746 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 11/21/2017 - [Sheldon C., Amy Farrah Fowler] - Complete
If You're Gone, Maybe it's Time to Come Home by Emjen Enla reviews
[Complete] (There's an awful lot of breathing room, but I can hardly move) Or Kaz goes into a downward spiral after Crooked Kingdom.
Six of Crows - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,953 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 7/31/2017 - [Kaz B., Inej G.] - Complete
Theories by rgbcn reviews
It's been a while since Sheldon and Amy 'lost their V card' together, but how is their intimacy? The gang is curious about it. Rated M because, why not?
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,377 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 3/2 - Leonard H., Sheldon C., Penny, Amy Farrah Fowler - Complete
The beautiful and damned by EmbraceTheMystery reviews
Kinej fluff: Kaz has a nightmare and doesn't know what to do.
Six of Crows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9 - Kaz B., Inej G. - Complete
The Covert Parameter by Marathon Zack 140.6 reviews
Sheldon and Penny are spies. SHENNY. Followed by "String Theorist Penny".
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,870 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/4 - [Sheldon C., Penny] Leonard H., Howard W. - Complete
It's a Merry Season by Monica Tailor reviews
The winters in Ketterdam are cold and dreary, but the Dregs always find a way to keep their spirits up. (Or: a collection of SoC Christmas oneshots, originally posted on ao3, wherein Jesper is a snowball maniac and Kaz has a No Good Very Bad Christmas - with a happy ending.)
Six of Crows - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,615 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/2 - Kaz B., Inej G., Jesper F., Wylan V. - Complete
Saved From Myself by Herobrinegal
Kaz Brekker, Dirtyhands, had his demons. He was not perfect. But he had something others did not. His beautiful and smart Wraith. She could not help him always, but she could save him from losing the remaining shards of himself. One-shot. Please review.
Six of Crows - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2017 - Kaz B. - Complete
Gloves and Gold by TooOceanBlue reviews
It was late. Late for him even, but her ship had docked well after the sun had set, and she always made sure it was unloaded before she set off on her visits. Kaz refused to look at his watch, the sign of a devoutly impatient man.
Six of Crows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/10/2017 - Kaz B., Inej G. - Complete
Fix you by EmbraceTheMystery reviews
Kaz feels sorry for himself and Inej tries to fix the situation. Kinej fluff post crooked kingdom so slight spoiler I guess. T for language. One shot.
Six of Crows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2017 - Kaz B., Inej G. - Complete
Old, Wild West by anicez reviews
Texas in 1865 is a wild territory, full of dangers, this is a story with love, sex, shots and bandits, Welcome to the old west! - AU of Shamy with surprises. M-rated.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,510 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/2/2017 - Published: 6/24/2017 - Complete
The Lullaby Attachment by platypus-quacks-too reviews
When Sheldon has a bad dream, Amy knows exactly what soothes him.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/13/2017 - Sheldon C., Amy Farrah Fowler - Complete
Hunter by OrsonWells reviews
Sheldon has a secret. Shenny of course! and this is a little different take on a genre of story i see often in this fandom! (lame summery i know...)
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,914 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/17/2017 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Shadowed Figures by FlyingCats777 reviews
Six of Crows and Crooked Kingdom oneshots. Shadowed figures: When Kaz finally climbed to the top of the steep, creaky steps of the Slat, he didn't expect the shadowed figure sitting in his chair. Not that he was really against it either... More one-shots to be added! All Kaz/Inej at the moment.
Six of Crows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,694 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/10/2017 - Published: 10/17/2016 - [Inej G., Kaz B.]
Kaz Is A Total Damsel In Distress When Not In Ketterdam by Caffeine Addicted Author reviews
Captain Inej is terrifying and hell in a human form. The only person on Earth who would says otherwise is Kaz. Rather, Kaz revels in it.
Six of Crows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,744 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/9/2017 - Kaz B., Inej G., OC - Complete
Her Armor by hawkstar2 reviews
*Set after the events of the Crooked Kingdom.* "I will have you without armor, Kaz Brekker. Or I will not have you at all." Kaz's progress with not wearing his gloves begins to diminish and Inej has one last shot at getting through to him.
Six of Crows - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,204 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/16/2017 - Published: 12/13/2016 - Kaz B., Inej G.
Golden days by EmbraceTheMystery reviews
Inej is back in town. Kaz invites her to stay at the slat. With him. Kinej oneshot. Fluff I guess.
Six of Crows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5/2017 - [Inej G., Kaz B.] - Complete
Promises by Nicoley117-TheBlueMartini reviews
Post-Crooked Kingdom (and therefore contains spoilers!). Believing Inej to be in danger, Kaz goes to save her, but he's the one who ends up needing saving. Kaz/Inej
Six of Crows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,410 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/2/2017 - Kaz B., Inej G. - Complete
The Hearts of Theives by Calliope3243 reviews
Set abstractly after the end of the first book, these one-shots explore the different relationships among the Crows.
Six of Crows - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,593 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/13/2016 - Published: 12/30/2015 - Kaz B., Inej G., Matthias H., Nina Z. - Complete
Belly Rub by valeriebean reviews
Sheldon helps Amy manage her physical urges while maintaining a mostly asexual relationship. For Shiyu-hanaoka who asked for fluff... even though it's not terribly fluffy. Occurs after "Cuddle Session." Rated NC-17 for hanky-panky.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,060 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Amy Farrah Fowler, Sheldon C. - Complete
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Starving For Love reviews
An AU version of the usual AU Papa Smurf series. Set in the 1900's. Tony is nine and Tim is five. Joined by the rest of the gang over time. Warning: Child Abuse
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,521 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/27/2016 - Published: 1/7/2015
Brothers in Baltimore reviews
Tag to "Baltimore" with a twist. What if Tony and Tim met in Baltimore under disturbing circumstances? Told through Tony's POV
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,773 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 7/21/2015 - Published: 9/4/2014
An Undeniable Bond reviews
Tony and Tim come to realize how strong their friendship is when their lives are threatened. Not a slash. Violence warning.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,049 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 4/27/2014 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
A Little Probie Payback reviews
Tag to Judgement Day. Part 2. Set during season 5 or 6. Complete with McNozzo Bromance. To be taken lightly.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,575 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/13/2014 - Published: 7/29/2014 - Complete
She's Having a Baby: Next in the Papa Smurf series reviews
Jenny's expectant date is soon, as the family tries to handle the changes that accompany the arrival of a baby. Tony is 7, Tim 3 1/2 and Spike is still a puppy.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,777 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/22/2014 - Published: 1/27/2014 - Jenny Shepard, Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D., Tim M.
A Joke Gone Bad Revised reviews
Tag to Guilty Pleasure. McCadden plays a joke on McGee that ends up endangering his life. A McGiva Written about a year ago, revised
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,555 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 4/21/2014 - Published: 2/2/2014 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D., Tim M., Ziva D. - Complete
The Final Cut: sequel to The Other Side of the Coin reviews
Warning: Established McGiva. This is a sequel to Other Side of The Coin so it might be helpful to have read that one first or you may be in the dark about some parts of the story. Warning:This is a supernatural and there appears to be a major character death in the beginning but that changes. (No one dies, promise) Includes some Tim whump.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,460 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/10/2014 - Published: 12/31/2013 - Tim M., Ziva D. - Complete
Earned Brotherhood reviews
Story takes place in season 2 just after Tim has been hired by NCIS. Written for McMhuirich for the 2013 NFA's SeSa Has since been revised
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,669 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 12/31/2013 - Complete
Christmas with the Gibbs Clan: A Papa Smurf Christmas reviews
Jethro and his new family celebrate Christmas. Sequel in the Papa Smurf series. Set after Little Wedding Warriors.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,456 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Jenny Shepard, Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tim M. - Complete
Somalia Flashback reviews
Ziva experiences sudden flashbacks of her captivity in Somalia, leaving her incompetent at a shootout while endangering her and Tim's lives. Can she redeem herself and save Tim from armed criminals? Established McGiva
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/3/2013 - Tim M. - Complete
God Bless You reviews
Tim is assigned a dangerous mission, one that he hadn't signed up for and at the same time is suffering through a bad cold. Will he have the strength to complete it?
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,727 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/29/2013 - Published: 10/26/2013 - Tim M. - Complete
One of the Many Languages of Ziva David reviews
A different take on "Aliyah" Season 6 ep. 25. Short, one-shot, Tiva-and-Rivkin-free; turned McGiva. (...Which makes you wonder why Ziva would go to Tel Aviv, but I'm sure she had her reasons.)
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Tim M. - Complete
Papa Smurf: prequel reviews
This story is what happens about two months before Papa Smurf begins. How Gibbs finds Tim and meets Jenny and how Tony deals with a new little baby brother.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,843 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Tim M. - Complete
The Other Side of the Coin reviews
It is a McGiva. Spoilers from Extreme Prejudice. This is a different take on the episode that includes the immediate team. Rated T for violence and some strong language.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,010 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 9/24/2013 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tim M., Ziva D.
Little Wedding Warriors reviews
Winner in the ficlet category, a oneshot for the NFA Streakers on the Run Challenge Tim is 2 1/2 Tony, Abby and Jimmy 6 Gibbs and Jenny are newlyweds and Tim and Tony's adoptive parents
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Tim M. - Complete
Stronger Than Ice reviews
A newer version of Runaway car, much longer and very different, should be a few chapters
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,350 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tim M., Ziva D. - Complete
Wiser before or after reviews
Tim has to have his wisdom teeth pulled and Tony is there, trying his best to see him through it.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,695 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Tim M. - Complete
The last chance saloon reviews
The NCIS team set in the old West. Little McGiva along with Gibbs and Shannon and their daughter, Kelly.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Western - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,060 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tim M., Shannon G. - Complete
Interrogation reviews
Ziva is feeling a bit insecure
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Tim M. - Complete
Papa Smurf reviews
Gibbs never met Shannon but is dating Jenny. He adopted Tony and is fostering Tim. Will they make it as a family?
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,723 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Tim M. - Complete
HOUSE CALL REVISED reviews
Tim comes home sick and Ziva and Ducky nurse him back to health
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,427 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Tim M., Ziva D.
Through the eyes of a child reviews
Tim and Ziva have been assigned to protect a five year-old girl (McGiva)
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,721 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/12/2013 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Tim M., Ziva D.
A Joke Gone Bad reviews
Tag to Guilty Pleasure. McCadden plays a joke on McGee that ends up endangering his life. A McGiva
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,488 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Tim M., Ziva D. - Complete
What were you thinking reviews
Revised, McGiva. Ziva is pregnant, McGee was shot and she has difficulty controlling her worries over the matter.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,893 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Tim M., Ziva D.
Good friends or more reviews
McGiva-Ziva surprises Tim with dinner but finds him upset over something she is willing to help him out with.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,265 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Tim M., Ziva D. - Complete
Ziva taken reviews
Ziva is taken and Tim will do everything in his power to get her back
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,103 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/11/2012 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Tim M., Ziva D. - Complete