StraightIsNotMyDivision
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Joined 11-04-12, id: 4343963, Profile Updated: 01-11-14
Author has written 7 stories for Sherlock.

I just looked at the last description of myself that I had here and cringed. Please, if you read that, ignore it and know that I am not that person.
I ship many things from many different fandoms. I am okay with incest, and I especially like brothers together. Age gaps don't bother me either. Most of my ships are M/M, though if you ask me why, I couldn't tell you. I do ship some F/M and F/F things, but it might be my complete hatred of my own female body that prevents me from writing much smut in a females perspective that keeps me from shipping things with female characters. That was a horrible run on sentence.

I take requests if you have any. Fandoms include the following:

  • Sherlock
  • Supernatural
  • Doctor Who
  • The Hobbit
  • Lord of the Rings
  • Harry Potter
  • Hannibal
  • Marvel (Avengers)
  • Iron Man (Favourite)
  • Yeah. And I ship most things, and even if I don't ship them I can probably find something cute that I can make into a ship thing. I don't know everything about Doctor Who (there are few who do) or Supernatural so don't expect me to be a knowledge overlord who can write anything you ask me to.

    My tumblr it starsandamorphinetoast.tumblr.com
    Its a multifandom blog and also includes a lot of humourous things. Don't mind the personal text posts, that's just me complaining to the world. I usually tag my personal posts with 'personal' so you can easily avoid them. If you have any triggers, let me know and I'll tag anything including them as well.

    I'm mega into roleplaying over email. I love it and I prefer it to writing fanfiction. I'm always looking for people to roleplay or write collaborative fanfictions with, so if you're interested, let me know.

    Since my main fandom is Sherlock, I'll list all of my biggest ships for it.

  • Johnlock
  • Sheriarty
  • Mystrade
  • Holmescest
  • Anderlock
  • Sherstrade
  • Sherlolly
  • Johnlockary
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    Twelve Days by RussianWolf7 reviews
    Draco has a secret admirer sending him gifts for the twelve days of Christmas. Who could it possibly be, and does Draco return their affection? Harry/Draco Christmas fluff :)
    Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36,933 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
    Your Heart is an Empty Room by Callicokitten reviews
    Post Reichenbach drabble. James Moriarty is left in a coma after shooting himself and John is lost with Sherlock. Jim/John with implied John/Sherlock.
    Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,585 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 1/22/2012 - John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
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    It Happens to be You reviews
    John accuses Sherlock of sleeping with Mary and of being in love with her based upon his apparent sadness at the wedding and on her behaviour. What he finds out is that he is an idiot and he missed something fairly obvious. TW: Drug use. There will be more to come at a later time, but enjoy this first chapter for now.
    Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Mary M.
    You Win reviews
    Moriarty faked his death. Sherlock was supposed to do the same, but he didn't. Moriarty visits his grave. Disclaimer. None of the characters are mine. Credit to Sir Arthur Conan Doyle and BBC for the modern adaptation.
    Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Sherlock H., J. Moriarty
    I Don't Really Hate You reviews
    Anderson is kidnapped by Moriarty and verbally tortured, leaving him damaged and an emotional wreck. Sherlock comforts a bit. Disclaimer. None of the characters are mine. Credit to Sir Arthur Conan Doyle and BBC for Anderson and the modern adaptation.
    Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Anderson, Sherlock H. - Complete
    I'm Sorry reviews
    Based on the comic where Anderson visits Sherlock's grave. Disclaimer. Credit for the idea goes to the artist of the comic. Disclaimer. None of the characters are mine. Credit to Sir Arthur Conan Doyle and BBC for Anderson and the modern adaptation.
    Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Anderson, Sherlock H. - Complete
    A Chance Encounter reviews
    Two years after the fall. Sherlock is meant to be laying low, on holiday at Silver Strand Beach, and he sees a familiar face. Disclaimer. None of the characters are mine. Credit to Sir Arthur Conan Doyle and BBC for Anderson and the modern adaptation.
    Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Sherlock H., Anderson - Complete
    What We've got Going For Us reviews
    Sherlock goes a little too far in his teasing of Anderson one night and gets punched square in the jaw. Afterwards he goes to apologise to Anderson. Slash ensues. Disclaimer. None of the characters are mine. Credit to Sir Arthur Conan Doyle and BBC for Anderson and the modern adaptation.
    Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Anderson, Sherlock H. - Complete
    Don't Forget to Drink Your Tea reviews
    Post Reichenbach. Sherlock misses John. John misses Sherlock. Sherlock is convinced to return to John. WARNING: Slash. Don't like? Then shutup and leave. WARNING: Minor OC. No big deal she doesn't say much. Enid is John's cousin who lives in America.
    Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete