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Hey everbody was up havent written any stories yet just stuck about how to start one its like writing an english paper except not being graded on it so livin the college life (anything is luxury right now) A little about myself you could call me a nerd actually thats an understatement i am a nerd with some things and if you didnt know i love final fantasy. What No way yes way look at my profile picture and you can tell and by the that is my favoritest game i have ever played. I also am i hardcore nintendo fan but my brother got me hooked on kingdom hearts final fantasy and almost any other playstation related item. Also i am a diehard bionicle fan one in a million one of my friends introduced it to me when it was fairly new so i stayed with except they sort of lost me at the glatorians until the end. I am a big daydreamer like you could think i was a very intent listener but if you ask me any questions about our conversation i probably couldnt respond to you. Also i am a big music lover and can play piano guitar and trombone used to play violin and would love to learn any new instrument im also always in choir. Oh yeah and about the Daydreaming i also sleep walk and talk i have some pretty funny stories about that. Oh yes and I am a Mormon.

So i used to share a room with my older brother and one night i got out of bed stood right next to my brothers bed and scared the beejeebies out of him he told me that he was ready to backhand me and then he noticed i was sleepwalking and told me to go back to bed and I did.

I know how some people say they sleep talk but I sleep converse read this story to know what I mean
Another night when I shared a room with my two younger brothers one of my younger brothers was playing legend of zelda links awakening ( By the way Windfish 0% wind 0% fish 100% flying whale) and suddenly i get up and say to him hey did you beat the game ( how I knew I have no idea) and he turns to me and gos yeah here check out the windfish. so here we are watching the ending of the game together and it ends and then I was like thats cool and went back to sleep.

Now you may be wondering how do you know these stories because my family tells them to me and believe my poor younger brother gets confused in the morning sometimes because i have no idea what hes talking about.

Here is the copy and paste section

Angels Cry

1. Put your iPod on shuffle

2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.

3. Put the first song you get down, no matter how silly it sounds.

What is your motto?

Ready For You by Hoobastank (I say this fits me how im just waiting for people to ask for my help)

What do your friends think of you?

Here Without You by 3 Doors Down (This makes sense in a "friend sense" because im not with all my old friends right now)

What do you often think about?

We Are The Champions by Queen (How awesome is this)

What is 2 (plus) 2?

The Great Escape by Boys Like Girls ( ;) if you catch my drift)

What do you think of your best friend?

Don't Stop Believin' by Journey (Thats a nice thought)

What do you think about the person you like?

Crazy Little Thing Called Love by Queen (LOL come on thats funny just the title alone)

What is your life story?

Dream On by Aerosmith (Oh yeah all the way)

What do you want to be when you grow up?

Silence by Inside Out (What an Interesting Thought)

What do you think when you see the person you like?

Lacerated by Shinedown (Very disturbing in the physical sense but symbollicaly interesting)

What do your parents think of you?

Hero by Nickelback (Thats right mommy and daddy im Superman)

What will you dance to at your wedding?

I Just Love You by Five For Fighting (A very beautiful song and very fitting indeed)

What will they play at your funeral?

More Than A Memory by Hoobastank (Such an awesome song for a funeral)

What is your hobby/interest?

Runaway by Bon Jovi (I just cant stay at home)

What is your biggest secret?

Over My Head by The Fray (I just cant handle the truth)

What do you think of your friends?

Dance With The Devil by Breaking Benjamin (Thats hilarious although i dont believe fitting

What is the worst thing that could happen?

Night Drive by The All American Rejects (Who doesnt want their spouse to stay faithfull to them)

How will you die?

1985 by Bowling For Soup (NOOOOOOOOOOOO stuck in the past FOREVER!!!!!!)

What is the one thing you will regret?

You're My Best Friend by Queen (So I regret the Best Friend I chose hmmm)

What makes you laugh?

White & Nerdy by Weird Al Yankovic (Freakin awesome who doesnt laugh at this song)

What makes you cry?

American Idiot by Green Day (Maybe im sad about the direction our country's going towards because of "insert the song title")

Will you ever get married?

Ready For You by Hoobastank (I dont know if repeats are allowed but this happened and I guess this means yes)

What scares you the most?

Swing Swing by The All American Rejects (Scared of being Heartbroken how sad)

Does anyone like you?

Ive Got a Dark Alley and a Bad Idea That Says You Should Shut Your Mouth by Falloutboy (Maybe not sure)

If you could go back in time, what would you change?

The Great Escape by Boys Like Girls (happened again but fits just wish i did crazier things when i was younger)

What hurts right now?

Call Me When You're Sober by Evanescence (Apparently the person I love doesnt love me back Ouch)

What will you post this as?

Angels Cry by The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus (Freak Yeah)

In Honor of Stupid People In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. (Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap," (and that would be how??...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought??...)

On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time)?

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this because??...)

On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what)?

On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)

On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)

On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a Korean kitchen knife -- "Warning: keep out of children." (hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a matress warning label -- "WARNING: Do not attempt to swallow." (What prompted this?)

On the back of a watch -- "For Best Results Use Other Side." (I start to question the world now.)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity.

Okay, and any KH fan must have these questions on their profile!

SECTION ONE: General

1. Your favorite KH guy?

Roxas all the way but Terra and Axel are tied pretty close to him

2. Your favorite KH girl?

Aqua

3. Your least favorite KH guy?

Xehanort need I say more

4. Your least favorite KH girl?

Im not sure I like all of but for a while i didnt like larxene

5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Sadly I havent played KH1 or 2 but i love the Olympus Coliseum, The Grid and The World That Never Was

6. Least favorite World?

I dont really have one yet

7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Othkeeper and Oblivion dual weld by Roxas

8. Least Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Vexens shield from chain of memories hated it so much

9. Fav. Summon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

I like cloud doing omnislash for me :3

10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)

I think the Final form looks cool also I think thats the one with sora dual weilding Oathkeeper and Oblivion

11. Favorite Pairing (Includes yaoi coupling) Why?

AquaXTerra you know they love each other but never admit it

12. Least Favorite Pairing (Includes yaoi coupling) Why?

All yaoi and yuri coupling it pisses me off sorry if i offended anyone

13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.

RikkuxRiku

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?

15. Any KH "pet peeves" you have?

Yaoi and yuri couplings refer to question twelve

16. Fav. Partner in KH? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Ive never played them "sad face"

SECTION TWO: Do you believe it or not?

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory?

Not in that sort of way

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?

Not really

19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?

Yes no doubt just look at him and what he says and how he acts

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?

No.

SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!

If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why?

Namine you could totally see it in Kingdom Hearts 2

22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?

That it happened before KH I dont understand the question

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?

No. if it werent because of chain of memories there would be no coded and how the heck did sora end up in that place at the beginning of KH 2

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?

Axel and his smexyness all the way

25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?

Sora I think maybe

26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?

Havent had one YET...

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?

No, but I would love to be Roxas

28. The funniest moment in all of KH would be..."

When Squall leaves the computer work up to sora seriously squall what were you thinking. "It did something" Sora w

29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?

Vanitas' lingering spirit he has one health bar

30. What was a good edition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?

I cant comment :'(

SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...

Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" are unacceptable!!

31. Hayner or Pence?

Hayner

32. Zexion or Marluxia?

Zexion. Marluxia scares me

33. Riku or Roxas?

This ones so hard for since I recently played DDD and i freakin

34. Roxas or Sora?

Roxas

35. Axel or Demyx?

Uggh I love them both so much but i loved Axel first

36. Kairi or Larxene?

Kairi

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?

AAAURRGH but I guess SoRiku

38. Namixas or Namiku?

Namixas

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?

DANGIT but i guess Zemyx

40. SoKai or SoRiku?

Sokai chya

41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?

Sea Salt Ice Cream "Got It Memorized!"

42. Cloud or Leon?

Cloud ive never played ffVIII

43. CloTi or Clerith?

CloTi. Aerith is for Zack Fair

44. Simple and Clean or Passion?

Simple and Clean although Passion is okay

SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!

45. List all the KH characters you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy characters as well.)

not really anyone but i love demyxs personality

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?

Super Smash Bros because imagine the subspace emissary and Heartless

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!

Roxas Ven, Sora Vanitas, Aqua Kairi Xion, Terra Young Xehanort Xemnas.

48. Which new KH game can you absolutely not wait for?

KH3 AHHHHHH! O

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?

I think i will appreciate KH2

50. Are you a Kingdom Hearts yaoi or hentai fan?

neither :l

51. List your collection of KH junk and merchandise, if any.

Only the games *sigh*

52. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a KH character? If so, who?

Not really

53. AxelxKairi or AxelxRoxas?

Id rather choos AxelxKairi because AxelxRoxas really pisses me off

54. Which path is your favorite? Light, Darkness, Dawn, or Twilight?

"I walk the Road to Dawn"

55. Do you support the "Axel is gay for Roxas" theory?

NEVER

56. Your favorite Organization XIII member(s)?

Axel Demyx Roxas Xigbar and Larxene

57. Are you pro-Kairi or Anti-Kairi?

Ill go with pro.

58. Have you played all the KH games?

No I still need to play the main series and coded

59. Have you read the manga?

Yes KH2 KH1 and a bit of KH 358/2 days

60. Do you believe Sora had ADD?

All the Way

61. Japanese or English?

English Ansem is count duuku and Eraqus is Luke skywalker and who doesnt love Quinton Flynn

62. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world?

Everything about it: I know that mixing final fantasy and disney is a strange idea but try it out its freakin awesome

To keep a healthy grasp on your INsanity...

1: At lunch time, sit in you car with sunglasses on and point a hair dry at passing cars; see if they slow down

2: Page yourself over the intercom. Do not disguise your voice.

3: Every time some one asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that

4: Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"

5: Put decaf in the coffee maker (home or work). When everyone gets over their caffeine addiction, switch to espresso

6: In your memo book, on all your checks, put "FOR SMUGGLING DIAMONDS"

7: Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance To The Prophecy"

8: Dont use any punctuation

9: As often as possible, skip instead of walking

10: Order diet water whenever you go out with a serious face

11: Specify that your drive-thru order is "TO GO"

12: Sing along at the opera

13: Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme

14: Put mosquito netting around your work area (or room) and play tropical sounds all day

15: 5 days in advance, tell your friend that you can't go to their party cause you don't 'feel like it'

16: Have friends or coworkers address you by your wrestling name "Rock Bottom"

17: When the cash comes out of the ATM yell, "I WON, I WON"

18: When exiting the zoo, start running toward the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives they're loose"

19: Tell your children (or younger sibling) that "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go"

20: And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity is... Copy this and put it on your profile!

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?


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As Toa Lesovikk chases Karzahni to the beaches of Voya Nui he stops and ponders his life and the direction it has taken him
Bionicle - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,219 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Lesovikk, Nikila