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A Wizard's Guide to 'Banking' by Bakuraptor reviews
The problem: muggleborns face terrible discrimination, Voldemort has this awful habit of killing them whenever he gets the chance, and the situation's only getting worse. The solution: Find safety in numbers - and if the numbers don't exist yet, find a way to make them, even if you knock the wizarding world on its head on the way!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 93,906 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 1,190 - Follows: 1,866 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 1/18/2017 - Sirius B., Remus L., OC, Amelia B.
Ruby and Gold by lil'hawkeye3 reviews
Commander Fox was all settled into a routine... until Senator Riyo Chuchi came along and began to challenge the mundane way he saw the world. "She is more precious than rubies, and nothing you desire can compare with her."
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,032 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 7/28/2020 - [R. Chuchi, Commander Fox] Padme Amidala, Clones
The Villain Wrangler by lil'hawkeye3 reviews
When a sick child asks to meet a villain (instead of a celebrity or superhero like with most wishes), someone's got to have the guts to track these wanted individuals down. It's not as easy as one would think. And what's there to worry about: they're all big softies anyways... right?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 56,142 - Reviews: 2632 - Favs: 9,578 - Follows: 9,778 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 1/2/2017 - Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, Selina K./Catwoman, OC
The Villain Wrangler Vol 2 by lil'hawkeye3 reviews
Sick and injured children asking to meet the super-powered elite isn't unusual when it comes to wishes, but when one of them asks to meet an infamous villain? Someone's got to take the job. Hopefully, they've all got a compassionate side...
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,348 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 1,748 - Follows: 2,039 - Updated: 11/19/2021 - Published: 5/31/2020 - Erik L./Magneto, Sabretooth, Charles Xavier
Potter Who and the Wossname's Thingummy by ForrestUUID reviews
No TARDIS, no screwdriver, and no memory — on the plus side, an owl and a wand! May or may not be AU. "It's all in the mind, you know."
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 42 - Words: 238,926 - Reviews: 892 - Favs: 1,634 - Follows: 1,671 - Updated: 10/23/2021 - Published: 8/31/2012 - 11th Doctor, Harry P.
Team 7's Secret Motto by Unleashed Reasoning reviews
Kakashi was bound and determined to make sure that he didn't end up with a dead genin or one that went rogue. Plus, he kinda wanted to rub it in the other Jounin Sensei's faces that his team was just awesome like that, even if they didn't know it yet.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,196 - Reviews: 1153 - Favs: 6,348 - Follows: 6,752 - Updated: 10/20/2021 - Published: 8/16/2018 - Team Seven
The Lust of Gryffindors by Fearful Porpentine reviews
With the stress of the Tri-Wizard Tournament overwhelming him, Harry is introduced to a secret club in Gryffindor that might be the solution to all his problems. Warning: smut with plot. Begins in fourth year, with characters aged up a year. Rated M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 54 - Words: 381,517 - Reviews: 1307 - Favs: 3,433 - Follows: 3,489 - Updated: 9/5/2021 - Published: 7/15/2020 - Harry P., Hermione G., Angelina J., Katie B. - Complete
Detox by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
There really is an easy way to explain all the weirdness and ridiculousness in Star Trek: Voyager. And of course, it's all because of Neelix. Buckle in, kids, this is gonna be a doozy...
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 57,010 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 6/9/2021 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Kes, H. Kim, Seven of Nine - Complete
The Triumph of Lothario by Rorschach's Blot reviews
All you need is love to save the world.
Worm - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,025 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 542 - Updated: 5/28/2021 - Published: 5/27/2021 - Skitter, Tattletale, Victoria D./Glory Girl - Complete
The Dark Lord's Equal by Lens of Sanity reviews
Years after the Epilogue things look bleak: Harry Potter agrees to go back to the Ministry Battle to change history for the better. Premise: "canon makes sense" though not in the way you think. Fight scenes, humour, romance, magic, and insanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 58,406 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 2,711 - Follows: 1,160 - Updated: 2/21/2021 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Level Up! by Yojimbra reviews
Izuku Midoriya hated his quirk, and he was fairly certain the feeling was mutual. RPG Quirk Izuku. Gamer Izuku
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 147,220 - Reviews: 4833 - Favs: 7,629 - Follows: 7,970 - Updated: 2/6/2021 - Published: 11/10/2019 - [Itsuka K., Nejire Hado, Momo Y., Izuku M.] - Complete
Flash Point by Lunar.Alpha.Wolf reviews
The end of their catastrophic third year taught the trio one very important lesson, if they were going to survive to see their graduation then they were going to need to take matters into their own hands. H/Hr/L, Ron/?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 140,043 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 1,139 - Follows: 1,610 - Updated: 1/3/2021 - Published: 5/19/2020 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] Ron W.
What's Her Name in Hufflepuff by ashez2ashes reviews
There's still a lot to explore and experience in a world full of magic even if you never become a main character. In Hufflepuff house, you'll make friendships that will last a lifetime. Also, we have a table of infinite snacks. Gen/Friendship. First Year Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 197,674 - Reviews: 879 - Favs: 1,804 - Follows: 2,364 - Updated: 10/14/2020 - Published: 8/20/2018 - Susan B., Hannah A., OC, Eloise M.
Adventures of Muggleborns by lil'hawkeye3 reviews
Wizards are clueless when it comes to most aspects of Muggle culture, as the muggleborns of Hogwarts quickly discover.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,960 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 4/19/2020 - Published: 3/14/2017 - Albus D., Minerva M., OC - Complete
Coronation's Lore by Shadow's Hollow reviews
Lucy can't get over leaving behind Narnia and everything else. Two years after she was told she couldn't return her siblings Peter and Susan are back from America. Maybe though, not everything can go back to normal.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,309 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 1/27/2020 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Lucy Pevensie
Pranking The Tournament by Gardevoir687 reviews
When Harry learns something that could prove he didn't enter himself into the Triwizard Tournament, he decides to take it once step further and prank everyone in retaliation. However, his prank may have some unforeseen side effects. COMPLETE! Edited as of 11/13/19!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,256 - Reviews: 879 - Favs: 4,488 - Follows: 2,285 - Updated: 11/13/2019 - Published: 11/27/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Avoiding Stupid Deaths in the 41st Millennium by erttheking reviews
A guardsman writes about his experiences in the grimdark future of the 41st Millennium and how stupidity still plagues mankind, usually resulting in death.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 158,010 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 1,182 - Follows: 920 - Updated: 10/12/2019 - Published: 3/18/2015 - Complete
Another Matter for Lawyers by The Ferryman reviews
"I don't know what else to tell you, Dragon," Armsmaster frowned. "It sounds like you have exhausted all the potential avenues your employment with the Protectorate, Guild, and PRT make possible." "That's…true," Dragon said slowly. "Colin," she breathed after perhaps three seconds, "you're a genius."
Worm - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,530 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 615 - Updated: 5/16/2019 - Published: 4/16/2019 - Brandish, Canary - Complete
In a Barroom Far Far Away by Nemo Blank reviews
Anakin gets himself some professional help...
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,942 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 5/2/2019 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Anakin Skywalker, E. Palpatine, Yoda
Not Dumbledore by kathryn518 reviews
Ron Weasley knows something the Wizarding World does not.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,558 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 3,462 - Follows: 1,158 - Published: 4/21/2019 - Harry P., Ron W., Albus D. - Complete
A Matter for Lawyers by The Ferryman reviews
"She could have drowned you in bugs," Calle said. Tagg wasn't certain if that would have been a mercy or a punishment.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,189 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 1,242 - Follows: 972 - Updated: 3/6/2019 - Published: 2/21/2019 - Skitter, Alexandria, Danny H., Tagg - Complete
Miscommunication Is Wonderful by Right What Is Wrong reviews
During the war with Voldemort, several witches and wizards independently come to a single conclusion: Voldemort has a Horcrux that must be destroyed. Luckily, each of them are thinking about a different one. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,212 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 91 - Published: 1/21/2019 - James P., Regulus B., Andromeda T., Amelia B. - Complete
Luck of the Absurdly Lucky by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Thought a mere mouthful of Felix Felicis was impressive? Now, suppose Harry had downed the WHOLE vial... [Crackfic. Parody. Oneshot.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,437 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 121 - Published: 12/11/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
Rebirth of the Founders by DaSalvatore reviews
The Founders found a way of putting powerful safeguards into their bloodlines. Now, as Harry faces off against the shade of Tom Riddle and the basilisk inside the Chamber of Secrets, the Sorting Hat causes one of those safeguards to activate. The result means Harry Potter is now Salazar Slytherin and the most misunderstood Founder is the Boy-Who-Lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 124,094 - Reviews: 1261 - Favs: 5,718 - Follows: 6,874 - Updated: 9/16/2018 - Published: 6/30/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [Salazar S., Helga H.]
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates monthly.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 74 - Words: 314,214 - Reviews: 7020 - Favs: 7,458 - Follows: 8,291 - Updated: 8/2/2018 - Published: 5/7/2012
Jungle Laws by The Ferryman reviews
in which Taylor reads from her mother's books, and decides to confront Sophia instead of leaving matters to Regent, Miss Militia has a rough start to leadership, Battery plays detective, and people take turns dressing up as Skitter.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Crime/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,777 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 171 - Published: 3/5/2018 - Skitter, Shadow Stalker - Complete
For the Win, or by The Ferryman reviews
How l33t saves the world because Cauldron hasn't been doing its 'job', Contessa hasn't been looking for the right Path, and Skitter knows how to delegate important matters to those best suited to handling them even if it means potentially compromising the Villainous Top Secret World-Saving Conspiracy. And Rachel gets to play with puppies, of course.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,583 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 141 - Published: 2/26/2018 - Skitter, Tattletale, Leet, Contessa - Complete
Tea is Never a Problem, but it can be a Solution by The Ferryman reviews
Or how Hermione calmed her parents, deduced the location of the Horcruxes, plotted to have the Goblins turn over the contents of Bellatrix's vault, unraveled the curse on the DADA Professor position, planned to remove a soul fragment from Harry, and explained to Dumbledore how Voldemort had erred, all over a simple cup of tea. (Follows on Pureblood Traditions)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,391 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 78 - Published: 12/2/2017 - Complete
What Betrothal? by Xelan reviews
Marriage laws, forced betrothals, the phrase, "It is what it is." I'm not in favor of any of these, so naturally I wrote a story that includes all of them. Light on the Ron and Molly bashing -for me. Eventual Harmony.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 186 - Published: 10/15/2017 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] Ron W. - Complete
The Adventures Of Harry Potter, the Video Game: Exploited by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter. HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 101,061 - Reviews: 4335 - Favs: 11,946 - Follows: 14,042 - Updated: 9/3/2017 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P.
On a Pale Horse by Hyliian reviews
AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing. DISCONTINUED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,349 - Reviews: 4950 - Favs: 15,386 - Follows: 16,103 - Updated: 8/26/2017 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Death First! by Lucillia reviews
Despite certain abilities, the Original Non-Duplicate Nanadaime Hokage Uzumaki Naruto is seen in his office alone with all his paperwork with nary a clone in sight when one would expect him to have spammed the place with the things and gotten his paperwork done in five minutes. This is why that was the case.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 157 - Published: 7/9/2017 - Naruto U. - Complete
Time Travel with a Twist by Shahismael reviews
One Shot - A random idea inspired by the usual Harry dies and his grim reaper sends him back in time and tells him to get together with his soul mate. But a thought popped into my head, why did it have to be Harry who was sent back. And thus this was born.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 300 - Published: 5/2/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Voldemort, Death - Complete
Play up, play up, and break the game! by Bakuraptor reviews
Oliver has one last shot at winning the Quidditch Cup before he leaves Hogwarts, and he's willing to do anything to make sure he does. No, really, anything. Absolutely anything. Oh dear...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,914 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 109 - Published: 2/11/2017 - Harry P., George W., Oliver W., Fred W. - Complete
Intended by LeQuin reviews
Harry has been in love with Hermione for years but she is marrying his best friend. During Ron and Hermione's wedding Harry finds himself having to work out why the leading official is calling Hermione 'Mrs. Potter' and how on earth that could have happened.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,290 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 2,147 - Follows: 601 - Published: 1/15/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Pureblood Traditions: by The Ferryman reviews
Or, how Hermione Granger usurped the role of the Boy-Who-Lived, circumvented the plans of Albus Dumbledore, instructed Lucius Malfoy in proper etiquette, undid the Greatest Dark Lord of Them All, and saved her parents, over a cup of tea and without setting off the Trace.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,696 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 171 - Published: 12/23/2016 - Hermione G., Lucius M., Voldemort - Complete
Scarred Roots by nursie91 reviews
An AU story set in a world with no magic. James and Lily were killed by Peter's deceit; Sirius imprisoned, Remus tortured for a long painful year. Now, they raise Harry. Sirius dates every girl that crosses his path and Remus concentrates on surviving one day to the next. It all changes when a red-headed cop trips into their lives. Will Remus see her love before it's too late?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 239,657 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 12/14/2016 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Remus L., N. Tonks
Aftermath by Corwalch reviews
This is another of those "How it Might've Gone" type of stories. The plunnie that dropped it off in my head came by after I read the first chapter of Bobmin356's story "The Queen Who Fell to Earth", but in this one Harry does die because of the dragon. This story is about what happened later that day.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,192 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 913 - Follows: 341 - Published: 11/15/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Remus L., Albus D. - Complete
Of Course You are Too Young! by Teufel1987 reviews
Based off a story written by Fyreheart (story ID: 11271241, chapter 11). Harry Potter demands to join the Order of the Phoenix when he reaches Grimmauld Place. The adults respond.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,362 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 118 - Published: 9/24/2016
Imagine Her by Zendeh reviews
or, "The words, 'Gotham Girl', had come to become her shield, though she wasn't sure how long they'd protect her". Take Artemis Crock as you know her. Hold her in our mind and examine who she is. Examine her past, her present, her hope for the future. Wrap everything you know about her into one package, and imagine that load with a green ribbon tied around it.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,800 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/19/2016 - Artemis C./Artemis - Complete
Magnolia Crescent by LadyElemental reviews
Instead of watching, Black talks to Harry before the Knight Bus arrives. This simple and seemingly small decision opens new doors for Harry, giving him more spells, new abilities, and a new outlook on people in general.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 52 - Words: 152,654 - Reviews: 811 - Favs: 1,552 - Follows: 1,779 - Updated: 10/19/2015 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Of The Leaf by Pyralis Anacreon reviews
A month before the Chuunin Exams are set to begin, the Hokage dies of a stroke. Danzo steps up as itinerant Hokage until the Council can vote in the Godaime, and then Kakashi has to start thinking about more drastic measures. Because what he knows, and what everyone else seems to have forgotten, is that natural causes have nothing to do with shinobi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 42,132 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 9/20/2015 - Published: 9/14/2015 - Team Seven, Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Danzō S. - Complete
When Signing a Contract, Always Read the Fine Print by gentlemankitsune reviews
Minato screws up when he signs a contract dictating that Naruto would be the protagonist of a videogame being developed by TOBI inc. This has unknown consequences at the time, but 13 years later it manifests in a way that leaves Naruto trapped in a world full of videogame UI, Syntax, and shit ton of confusion. Will Naruto be able to survive, or will it be GAME OVER?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 273,106 - Reviews: 2623 - Favs: 4,359 - Follows: 3,918 - Updated: 9/14/2015 - Published: 4/7/2014 - Naruto U., Anko M., Fū - Complete
Affably Evil by Sarah1281 reviews
In a twist of fate, Malak is captured instead of Revan. The galaxy is sure the Sith's lack of activity after this just means Revan's planning something big but really he just can't be bothered to lead. He does, however, have a habit of meeting a certain new Jedi Alek wherever he happens to go. Not that Alek believes a word of what Revan says. So Not My Problem characterizations.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,941 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 9/11/2015 - Published: 4/21/2015 - Revan, Darth Malak - Complete
Adorable Violence by Cloud Zen reviews
Hermione loves her books. Hermione loves her Harry. Get between Hermione and either at your own peril. Series of connected one-shots.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 41,182 - Reviews: 1417 - Favs: 4,393 - Follows: 3,406 - Updated: 8/18/2015 - Published: 7/18/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Honoured Ancestor by Shahismael reviews
Following his years at Hogwarts, Harry wonders whether those with Parseltongue were driven insane by the ability, after all, he never heard of someone with it who wasn't a Dark Lord? Harry grows worried about his past and Hermione can't prove that he's fine, so they go looking for answers. one shot A weird idea I got when researching serpent and dragon myths.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,103 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 141 - Published: 4/9/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Herpo the Foul - Complete
Stargate Physics 101 by DRMacIver reviews
The diary of one of the Ancients responsible for designing the original Stargates is discovered. Some things that were previously thought to be fundamental features of wormhole physics turn out not to be. Tantalising new information about the Furlings is discovered. This is primarily a comedy about the importance of software testing and mass-extinction.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,266 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 36 - Published: 4/3/2015
Focus by Luan Mao reviews
Given one interesting object to focus on, even the flightiest person can be grounded. Rated for smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,952 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 421 - Published: 4/2/2015 - [Luna L., Harry P., Hermione G.]
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 36583 - Favs: 29,158 - Follows: 21,249 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Greatest Prank Ever Played by Teufel1987 reviews
Who was the greatest prankster of all time in Hogwarts? Was it Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs, Purveyors of Aids to Magical Mischief-Makers? Or perhaps the ever innovative and brilliant Weasley twins? Maybe it is the next generation who have both Weasley and Marauder blood running through their veins. It certainly cannot be Harry Potter!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,859 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 221 - Published: 11/29/2014
Amortentia by Shadow's Hollow reviews
A fear can just as easily hold you back as your choices do. Hermione made the choice to fight her fear, to try and move past it. On the day of that fateful Potions class in her 6th year at Hogwarts Hermione learned more than just how to brew the Draught of Living Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/20/2014
The Save Button is Your Friend by Transcendent Oddity reviews
Living your life once is tough. Living it twice is a nightmare - but hey, at least this time someone turned on the help menu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 79,273 - Reviews: 1688 - Favs: 4,485 - Follows: 4,863 - Updated: 9/8/2014 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Naruto U.
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 1616 - Favs: 10,431 - Follows: 4,118 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
Harry Crow by RobSt reviews
What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 106 - Words: 737,006 - Reviews: 29292 - Favs: 30,011 - Follows: 18,557 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 6/5/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Dead Sirius by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It's a seriously bad idea to ignore a man's last request.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,350 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 2,133 - Follows: 772 - Published: 5/11/2014 - N. Tonks, Sirius B. - Complete
Why Does the Media Only Pick On Heroes? by Adrian Tullberg reviews
Why do the Heroes suffer the persecution of the press while villains only suffer a slap on the wrist? Because the media know ... (Warning, rather naughty concepts abound. Thus endeth the warning.)
Marvel - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 45 - Published: 4/27/2014 - Complete
Boy in the Forest by muggledad reviews
Both incomplete, both needing the other; they find each other when needed most. Fate? Destiny? Luck? What brings them together is beyond definition aside from 'Life'. The beginning of a soul bond story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,775 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 322 - Published: 2/15/2014 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
How to Win Friends, Influence People by sparrowette reviews
And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,776 - Reviews: 1614 - Favs: 6,977 - Follows: 3,991 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Ranger Harry by Meteoricshipyards reviews
My 2010 Nanowrimo story. A crossover between Harry Potter and Advanced Dungeons and Dragons. Harry ends up in an ADnD world at a young age. Trained as a Ranger, when Dumbledore gets him back he's not a little boy any more.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 66,306 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 2,154 - Follows: 2,357 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 11/1/2011 - N. Tonks
Knowledge is Useful, But Power is Power by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry and Hermione are gifted a handwritten book at the beginning of Fourth Year. A book that reveals horrible truths about the world they live in. Prepare for a tougher Harry and a battle focused on the Ministry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 93,462 - Reviews: 1530 - Favs: 4,954 - Follows: 3,260 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Complete
Something Wicked This Way Comes by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
After Cedric's death, Harry and company summon a demon to kill Lord Voldemort. Except, well, when the hell is summoning a demon ever turn out just the way you planned?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Disgaea - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 48 - Words: 160,133 - Reviews: 1826 - Favs: 3,151 - Follows: 1,988 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Harry P., Etna - Complete
The Meeting by Clell65619 reviews
One of the things that many people have wondered about the epilogue was just why Harry and Draco shared a nod...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,103 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 1,345 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Unfortunately Unbreakable by Luan Mao reviews
Unbreakably bound to someone you can't stand? How unfortunate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,933 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Harry P., Pansy P. - Complete
Reunion by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,134 - Reviews: 1999 - Favs: 7,257 - Follows: 4,490 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Complete
A Butterfly Effect by SlyGoddess reviews
A simple choice: today or tomorrow? Conceived a day earlier, a heroine, not a hero, is born. With every step, with every waking breath, Harriet Lily Potter rewrites history. But is the world truly ready to be rewritten? Does Ginny Weasley fully comprehend what it might mean to befriend this lonely, love-starved girl? - Femslash&Het - H/G main - Full summary inside -BACK FROM HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 450,130 - Reviews: 1472 - Favs: 1,647 - Follows: 1,757 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Hiding in Plain Sight by Clell65619 reviews
The summer prior to 6th year Harry deals with Tom in a decisive, if accidental manner. That summer Harry gets a girl friend in Susan Bones, and sets about some self improvement. It is after this change to himself he discovers something a bit disturbing about the Wizarding World, something that Hermione Granger is determined to use to her advantage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 5,281 - Follows: 1,639 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Vulpine by Saphroneth reviews
Not entirely serious story. So, performing a summoning technique without a contract lands you with your most appropriate summon? Naruto sees someone summoning while still in the academy, and gives it a go.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 97,478 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 5,234 - Follows: 2,663 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Fading of the Light by apAidan reviews
Disaster has struck. Evil has triumphed. And only Luna sees the impending apocalypse. Well, Luna and several thousand of her closest online friends. Set in the same 'Luna gamergirl' world as Luna's Road Trip. Rated T for convention references. The second chapter is set within NCSoft's 'City of Heroes' and involves Luna and several persons from that world, which is now gone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,070 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Luna L., Hermione G. - Complete
The Chronicles of the Fellowship by Michael Weyer reviews
One year after coming back from the wardrobe, the children are called to a different land and the quest to destroy a dark Ring. Narnia/LOTR crossover. Now Completed.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 113,064 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 983 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
Happily Ever After? by muggledad reviews
An AU Post DH/EWE where two unlikely heroes meet, fall in love and hopefully find their Happily Ever After. Harry/Kara with background Clark/Diana.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,713 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 2,145 - Follows: 737 - Published: 10/29/2012 - [Harry P., Linda L./Kara Zor-El/Supergirl] [Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman] - Complete
Death of a Hero by Kinsfire reviews
What will the Wizarding world do when it's reported that Harry Potter is dead? The answer might surprise you. (Based off an idea by Rorschach's Blot, and written/posted with his knowledge.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,923 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 1,749 - Follows: 533 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
THE SHIP by drakensis reviews
Supposing the Adeptus Mechanicus dared to think just a little bit bigger...
Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 88 - Published: 9/20/2012
Goodbye Hermione by MuggleBeene reviews
For eight years Hermione Granger has been missing, until that one day when Harry Potter and Ron Weasley find her. Sometimes its best not to know the answers. Expanded from the initial one-shot, now multiple chapters. Written for the Teachers' Lounge 'I Never' Challenge. Not related to the Professor Muggle series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,308 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 5/23/2012 - [Hermione G., Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
Will of Fire, Heart of Stone by DisobedienceWriter reviews
The Hokage faces a terrible potential crisis when the Village Council spreads news of the young jinchuuriki, Naruto. The world changes when a more attentive, forceful Sandaime rears his head and takes back full control of his village. Sarutobi-centric. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 72,148 - Reviews: 1044 - Favs: 4,578 - Follows: 2,806 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Family Man by Xanderlike reviews
When he nearly dies saving Artemis from a super villain, Lawrence Crock gives away his greatest secret: he loves his family. Can an unreformed super villain father and a super heroine daughter find a way to be a family again? Can a broken family fix itself or is there no such thing as a second chance?
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,794 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Lawrence C./Sportsmaster, Artemis C./Artemis
A Different Halloween by RobSt reviews
Could a chance meeting change history? What would a different Halloween in 1981 mean for wizarding Britain?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 124,549 - Reviews: 4800 - Favs: 11,612 - Follows: 5,845 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 10/31/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Hobbit, the Ring, and The Fellowship by INMH reviews
NarniaLOTR crossover. What if the Wardrobe Lucy Pevensie stepped through hadn't led to Narnia? What if it had led to Middle Earth, to the Shire? The Pevensies are drawn into the battle for Middle Earth. Will they survive to see their world again?
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 153,806 - Reviews: 1027 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 6/15/2006
The Jedi Kind of Had it Coming by Sarah1281 reviews
All Revan wanted was to avoid any and all responsibility but the Force drags him back to the middle of the action once more. The Exile is probably the most dedicated Jedi ever and so she'll need all the help she can get... Sequel to 'So Not My Problem.'
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 30 - Words: 95,727 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Exile/Meetra Surik, Revan - Complete
Banking on Her by RobSt reviews
Harry reckons his future is bleak if he stays at Hogwarts. The Tri-Wizard tournament offers him a fail-safe way of escaping his perceived destiny, that is until Harry discovered the hidden costs. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 114,164 - Reviews: 3438 - Favs: 9,036 - Follows: 4,546 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 9/18/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Political Realities by Adrian Tullberg reviews
Commissioner Gordon receives an unwelcome education.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 137 - Published: 1/18/2012 - James G. - Complete
Mutant Storm by Bobmin356 reviews
Betrayed and broken a hero is saved by family and rises to shake the foundations of the world. The mutants have arrived and the revolution has begun.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 247,700 - Reviews: 1091 - Favs: 5,534 - Follows: 2,116 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
… and Love by apAidan reviews
A dozen years has passed, and Hermione Granger is finally forced to come face to face with her biggest regret. The only question is, is she too late to finally say what should have been said so many years ago. H/Hr See A/N for Chapter 1 for more info
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,931 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 9/7/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Retroactive by wordhammer reviews
Harry takes a chance in hope of saving Sirius from the Veil, assisted by Luna and some stolen Time Turners. Working with Luna comes with its own complications, though.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,691 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 174 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3748 - Favs: 7,817 - Follows: 4,010 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Inviolate by scriviner reviews
Someone messed with Luthor's mind. Someone was going to pay. A mystery that slowly unveils a terrible secret within the DCU and Lex's response to what he finds. Now complete!
DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 26 - Words: 160,886 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 1,626 - Follows: 738 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Complete
Glaring Problems by dogbertcarroll reviews
Naruto gets fed up at all the people glaring at him all the time and uses Shadow Clones to let them see what it feels like. What does this have to do with Overloli Hanabi and The Orange? Read and find out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,351 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 3,468 - Follows: 2,989 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Naruto U.
So Not My Problem by Sarah1281 reviews
All Revan wanted to do was stay alive and try to get with Bastila, in that order. He doesn't want to save the galaxy and he's not looking to help everyone he meets. Tragically, he's surrounded by hero types that keep trying to drag him along for the ride.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 99,156 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 1,332 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Revan - Complete
Lord of Caer Azkaban by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A letter causes Harry to learn some surprising things about his lineage, a different twist on the usual Harry in Azkaban story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,393 - Reviews: 5686 - Favs: 13,479 - Follows: 6,645 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Agent O by Rorschach's Blot reviews
She's a suave, flying personification of unstoppable demonic fury. But you can call her Mother Owl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,431 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 2,060 - Follows: 857 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Hedwig, Harry P. - Complete
Back in Black by Rorschach's Blot reviews
An omake file for Make a Wish think of it as a sequel of sorts . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,248 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 2,017 - Follows: 1,440 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Unconventional Harry by kb0 reviews
When his name comes out of the Goblet of Fire, Harry decides to stop "rolling over" and "just taking it." He has "Marauder godfathers" and decides to have them help him strike back. A one-shot. H/G eventually
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,781 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 2,465 - Follows: 711 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Best Mates by chem prof reviews
A humorous one-shot in which Hermione challenges Ron as to which one of them is truly Harry's Best Mate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,656 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 4,732 - Follows: 1,075 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Portus by Tigerman reviews
Harry's trapped in the cemetary, Voldemort laughing at him with his Death Eater. Thankfully, he learned a spell enabling him to escape this trap. He should have known things would go wrong if he tried to take things in his own hands...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,392 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 1,328 - Follows: 400 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Time is the Fire by Oddment Tweak reviews
What would you do if the only way to save the person you loved was to sacrifice everything else that you held dear? DH-Epilogue compliant, sort of. Some HP/GW and RW/Hr, but ultimately, epically, HP/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 97,317 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 2,178 - Follows: 677 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Sirius Sets Things Right by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: A chronicle of the coolest Godfather that ever lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,806 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 1,994 - Follows: 620 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Sirius B. - Complete
The Eighth Stage by Adrian Tullberg reviews
How one man recovered from loss.
DC Superheroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Complete
Tequila by Johnny Farrar reviews
Despite the overwhelming odds, Harry refused to put down his wand or his bottle of tequila.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,025 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 155 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Harry P., Tracey D. - Complete
Hedwig and the Goblet of Fire by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 5,049 - Follows: 1,364 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Parvati P. - Complete
I Did It by muggledad reviews
Alone in the attic of Black Manor during the Christmas Holidays of his Fifth Year, Harry contemplates his life. Harry/Hermione. One Shot, Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 209 - Published: 1/25/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
A Boy and His Cloak by HoosYourDaddy reviews
Late one night at Grimmauld Place, Harry accidentally stumbles upon Hermione in a very compromising situation. What's a boy under an invisibility cloak to do? Smutty H/Hr Oneshot. Warning: Not for younger audiences.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,646 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 3,045 - Follows: 946 - Published: 11/2/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Dollhouses by Rakeesh reviews
She lived in a world full of dollhouses.
Monsters vs. Aliens - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Complete
The Wheels of Shinra's Economy by Sinnatious reviews
Crisis Core. Even after the events at Nibelheim, there are still missions to be done.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Zack F. - Complete
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 6,993 - Follows: 2,193 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Poker Game by Enterprise1701-d reviews
Draco organizes a no-holds-barred poker game. Harry decides to compete... just a little fun fic co-written by Joshua. I might or might not write more on this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 123,923 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 4,502 - Follows: 2,093 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Wish Carefully by Ten Toes reviews
REVISED. one-shot told by Lucius Malfoy. What might happen if the Death Eaters got what they wished for…
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 3,803 - Follows: 955 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Lucius M. - Complete
Only Bastards Rise by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has learned everything from his mistakes. Anyone who thinks otherwise is dead wrong.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,170 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 2,405 - Follows: 606 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 230,739 - Reviews: 2841 - Favs: 5,087 - Follows: 2,315 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Guy Fawkes Day by MisterQ reviews
Harry Potter destroys Magical England
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,149 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 2,168 - Follows: 636 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Complete
Hermione the Harem Girl by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Hermione read 'One Thousand and One Arabian Nights' as a young girl and it gave her a rather . . . odd dream.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,386 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 1,851 - Follows: 1,091 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
A Bad Week at the Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 6,380 - Follows: 1,876 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Old Soldiers Never Die by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A gift from his uncle Vernon gives Harry a new way to fight the Dark Lord
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,234 - Reviews: 3158 - Favs: 7,993 - Follows: 3,302 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Hunt For Harry Potter by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A Sequel to Make a Wish: Takes place directly after the events of 'Make a Wish,' Harry Potter is missing and his friends are determined to find him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,144 - Reviews: 1741 - Favs: 5,984 - Follows: 2,775 - Updated: 3/22/2007 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Pumpkin Pie with Chocolate by Almost Anonymous reviews
Harry is presented with a choice of desserts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry's Bad Hair Day by Angry Hermione reviews
Harry gets some advice on how to tame his hair. Entertaining ThreeShot, full of innuendo, thus the rating is just to be safe. Complete! Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,270 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 9/21/2006 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Probationary Member by Adrian Tullberg reviews
Batman brings a new recruit into the JLA ... but there's something he doesn't know ...
DC Superheroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,029 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 210 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 11837 - Favs: 23,958 - Follows: 8,615 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,402 - Reviews: 2355 - Favs: 6,810 - Follows: 2,707 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Greater Love by chem prof reviews
It wasn't supposed to end like this. But life goes on anyway. A bittersweet ending to the Harry Potter story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 46 - Published: 4/13/2006 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Eternal Right by MattD12027 reviews
PostHogwarts. Harry must deal with the horrors of war, and in doing so he will embrace his heritage and leave a lasting legacy on the world. Character Death, Eventual HHr. Author's note: written entirely when I was 18-19 and dealing with the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 236,971 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 3/14/2006 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G., Albus D., OC - Complete
Lily Potter and the Worst Holiday by bobsaqqara reviews
AU Sixteen years to the day after her first born son was murdered, Professor Lily Potter must deal with the arrival of six unknown people. Post OotP. Reedited and reposted
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,439 - Reviews: 1128 - Favs: 8,665 - Follows: 2,365 - Updated: 12/2/2005 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Lily Evans P., Harry P. - Complete
Flying Without A Broom by Ruskbyte reviews
Tonks is posing as a Hogwarts student when someone slips something into Harry's drink. With Death Eaters on the prowl and the Boy Who Lived not only missing, but stoned out of his mind and horny to boot, what's a girl to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,878 - Reviews: 1534 - Favs: 2,450 - Follows: 1,831 - Updated: 11/20/2004 - Published: 11/17/2003 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Silver Tongued by Tony McD reviews
What if Xander worn something different for Halloween?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 48 - Published: 12/17/2003 - Xander H.
Living in the Red Light by E Kelly reviews
A streetwalker learns where fear and strength meet - in the shadow of the Bat. A Gotham Noir story.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,481 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 70 - Published: 6/30/2001
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Lifetime Ban reviews
Soon after the Final Battle, Harry discovers more consequences of his Fifth Year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/12/2017 - Harry P. - Complete
One Big Happy Weasley Family Are you kidding me? reviews
Several years after the Last Battle, tragedy strikes. Interview with Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/2/2016 - Hermione G. - Complete