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Joined 11-05-12, id: 4345674, Profile Updated: 01-12-14
Author has written 6 stories for Professor Layton, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

You know what's better than a triceratops? Only every other dinosaur that's ever existed!


Oh, hello! I didn't see you there! If I had known you were coming to visit, I probably would've put some clothes on!

Age: 14

Gender: Porpoise/Male

In case you haven't noticed, I'm pretty much the biggest n00b to ever exist on the planet. I'm also really...well, gay, so that's a thing too, I suppose.


ALL MY BABIES

ITAGER (Fem! Germany/Italy)

ROMASPA (Fem! Spain/Romano)

UKUS (America was born uke!)

AMEITA (Why is this so cute?!)

GERITA

SPAMANO

ITACEST (Yes! I ship it and you can't stop me!)

LIECHTENSTEIN/BELARUS (Forever and ever!)


I like the Mpreg! And the FemPreg! And babies, so I tend to write about happy, silly family stuff like that! Eh...sorry if you think I'm weird now... (;_ ; )

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A Cliché Love Story Set During War by DiRosso reviews
AU. Due to having nowhere else to go, Feliciano Vargas joins the Italian military as an alliance with Germany is formed. He's stuck in Stuttgart as an attack on France is planned. There he meets a stern, yet awkward woman named Monika, and is quickly smitten with her and Monika can't understand her feelings. Of course the war gets in the way of their love as well. ItalyxNyo!Germany
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,386 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/2/2014 - Published: 4/23/2013 - N. Italy, Germany
The Awkward Moments of Germany and Italy by Eggy-Monster reviews
A feisty female Italian, a burly German, and a quiet Japanese all living together under the same roof; what could possibly go wrong? Well...lots of things. (Nyo! Italy x Germany)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/31/2013 - Germany, N. Italy, Japan
Enigmatic by Verboten Byacolate reviews
She doesn't need to giggle, or flirt, or paint any blush across her honest cheeks. Italy/fem!Germany
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/21/2010 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
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The Delicious Tomato Lullaby reviews
(Female Spain/Romano) Romano knew that it couldn't be good when Spain said she had a "surprise" for him, but he never expected this; a baby! And of course, along with shock, lots of other things come along with pregnancy; tomatoes, mood swings, tomatoes, back pains, tomatoes, cravings, tomatoes, and morning sickness. Oh, and more tomatoes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,457 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/13/2014 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
Running reviews
"Clive, I'm...pregnant." Luke Triton had always wanted to grow up, but never like this. How will he deal with being a parent, especially when he is just a boy himself? Mpreg.
Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,527 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Luke T., Clive/Klaus
Somewhat Schwanger reviews
(Female Germany/Male Italy) Sequel to "Schwanger". Germany was glad that she could finally see her feet again, but baby Lotte was proving to be quite a handful! Luckily she has the help of Uncle Prussia, Uncle Japan, and Uncle Romano, along with Italy's. Or maybe...unluckily.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,894 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Germany, N. Italy
A Well-Disguised Blessing reviews
Blessings aren't alway so when they first arrive...especially this one. Because even if it had just been a mistake, there were definite consequences that had to be dealt with. But how could Holy Rome face the effects of his actions when he wasn't even sure where Austria had shipped them off to? (Teenage pregnancy. Holy Rome/Fem! Chibitalia)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,014 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 3/17/2013 - N. Italy, Austria, Holy Roman Empire
Schwanger reviews
(Female Germany x Male Italy) Germany is furious when she discovers she's pregnant after a one night stand with her idiot ally, Italy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,836 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Regrets reviews
There were reasons why he wouldn't be forgiven, no matter how badly he regretted his past actions. (Luke/Clive)
Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Luke T., Clive/Klaus - Complete