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Author has written 3 stories for Sonic the Hedgehog, and Veggie Tales.

I write patriotic fanfiction about our glorious free country, the USA. Feel free to send me a private message if you have any questions or just enjoy the story. Absolutely no Commies allowed!


STORY ARCS (SPOILERS)


THE "DËFENDER ÖF ÄMERICA" SAGA

The Biker Brethren Arc - Chapters 1 - 7

Hunt for the Communist Slayer Arc - Chapters 8 - 14

The Jefferson Starship Arc - Chapters 15 - 17

Prelude to War Arc - Chapters 18 - 21

End of Communism Arc - Chapters 22 - 28

Showdown with Adolf Hitler Arc - Chapters 29 - 33

Invocation of the McDemons Arc - Chapters 34 - 36

End of the Biker Brethren Arc - Chapters 37 - 40

BONUS CHAPTERS

Episode of Jon Arbuckle: The Origins of Garfield Arc - Chapters 42 - 48

Classic Defender of America - Chapters 50 - 85

THE "MÄKE ÄMERICA GRËAT AGAÏN" SAGA

The Communist-Hunter Arc - Chapters 1 - 5

Holy War of the Backstreet Boys Arc - Chapters 6 - 9

Brendan Fraser's Terrordome Arc - Chapters 10 - 18

Alliance with Charles Darkley Arc - Chapters 19 - 25

Vengeance of the Backstreet Boys Arc - Chapters 26 - 33

The Siege of Stalingrad III Arc - Chapters 34 - 47

Final Battle with Meadowlark Lemon Arc - 48 - 55


STORY UPDATES


MAGA Chapter 1: After the Fall of America (8/29/2016)

MAGA Chapter 2: Enter the Backstreet Boys (9/1/2016)

MAGA Chapter 3: The Cult of Larry the Cable Guy (9/5/2016)

MAGA Chapter 4: Donald Trump's Symphony of Death (9/13/2016)

MAGA Chapter 5: The Secret of Midgets and Gay Bars (9/21/2016)

MAGA Chapter 6: Garfield Minus America (10/6/2016)

MAGA Chapter 7: The Son of Sonic the Hedgehog (10/15/2016)

MAGA Chapter 8: Bear in the Big Blue Brothel (10/25/2016)

MAGA Chapter 9: Crazy Frog in the House (11/5/2016)

MAGA Chapter 10: Welcome to the Terrordome (11/17/2016)

MAGA Chapter 11: The Wall Just Got Ten Feet Higher (11/28/2016)

MAGA Chapter 12: Count Chocula's Monster Mash (Pt. 1) (12/11/2016)

MAGA Chapter 13: Count Chocula's Monster Mash (Pt. 2) (1/3/2017)

MAGA Chapter 14: Extra: Donald Trump Fact File (1/8/2017)

MAGA Chapter 15: Cut My Life into Pieces (1/29/2017)

MAGA Chapter 16: This Is My Last Resort (2/20/2017)

MAGA Chapter 17: Extra: Sonic the Hedgehog Fact File (2/27/2017)

MAGA Chapter 18: An Elegy for Bugs Bunny (4/7/2017)

MAGA Chapter 19: The Dawn of the Neo Biker Brethren (4/24/2017)

MAGA Chapter 20: Sir Charles and the Dark Phoenix Suns (5/15/2017)

MAGA Chapter 21: Mark Zuckerberg's World (Pt. 1) (5/30/2017)

MAGA Chapter 22: Extra: Americaverse Timeline (V2) (6/15/2017)

MAGA Chapter 23: Mark Zuckerberg's World (Pt. 2) (7/4/2017)

MAGA Chapter 24: The Great Facebook Caper (8/2/2017)

MAGA Chapter 25: Backstreet's Back (8/16/2017)

MAGA Chapter 26: The Death of Charles Barkley (9/3/2017)

MAGA Chapter 27: Extra: Miscellaneous Facts and Trivia (9/10/2017)

MAGA Chapter 28: Sonic VS Garfield: The Final Battle (11/1/2017)

MAGA Chapter 29: Break My Heart, Break Your Heart (11/11/2017)

MAGA Chapter 30: Donald Trump Drains the Swamp (11/23/2017)

MAGA Chapter 31: Extra: Garfield Fact File (11/29/2017)

MAGA Chapter 32: Mark Zuckerberg: Soylent Demon (12/9/2017)

MAGA Chapter 33: The Escape from Facebank (12/24/2017)

MAGA Chapter 34: Breaking of the Backstreet Boys (Pt. 1) (1/27/2018)

MAGA Chapter 35: Breaking of the Backstreet Boys (Pt. 2) (2/13/2018)

MAGA Chapter 36: Sonic VS Donald Trump (4/20/2018)

MAGA Chapter 37: Dawn of the Final Battle (Pt. 1) (5/5/2018)

MAGA Chapter 38: Dawn of the Final Battle (Pt. 2) (5/16/2018)

MAGA Chapter 39: Dawn of the Final Battle (Pt. 3) (7/4/2018)

MAGA Chapter 40: Extra: Facts and Trivia Part 2 (7/30/2018)

MAGA Chapter 41: Cometh the Hour of Our Damnation (9/2/2018)

MAGA Chapter 42: God Is Calling Me Back Home (11/23/2018)

MAGA Chapter 43: Advent of Hitokiri Waluigi (12/24/2018)

MAGA Chapter 44: You Were a Man Once (1/30/2019)

MAGA Chapter 45: Unlimited Pimp Works (2/28/2019)

MAGA Chapter 46: Arrivederci (3/13/2019)

MAGA Chapter 47: Wrong Side of Heaven (4/14/2019)

MAGA Chapter 48: Righteous Side of Hell (5/12/2019)

MAGA Chapter 49: The Musings of Meadowlark Lemon (5/19/2019)

MAGA Chapter 50: Defender of America (5/27/2019)

MAGA Chapter 51: Herald of the Ameripocalypse (6/17/2019)

MAGA Chapter 52: Eternal Recurrence (6/25/2019)

MAGA Chapter 53: Make America Great Again (9/12/2019)

MAGA Chapter 54: Keep America Great (9/21/2019)

MAGA Chapter 55: This Land is Your Land (Series Finale) (9/21/2019)

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Total Drama Shitshow by Clodd Howard reviews
I think Chris has really gone off the deep end this time
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 68,316 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 5/14/2018 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet
Somari and the Cheetahmen by NickGloom
It's time for some fierce blood. Warning for language and mature themes. Fic 1 of the Dendy Fic Universe.
Misc. Games - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,214 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/1/2019
Arthur's Bizarre Adventure - Part 1 Marble Curtain by Rocko52 reviews
Stand users are flooding the once peaceful streets of Elwood City! As Arthur and friends begin to develop stands, they are dragged into a world much bigger than them; a world of stand arrows, serial killers, ancient conspiracies, and evil pet societies. When all is said and done, will Elwood City be left standing?
Crossover - Arthur & JoJo's Bizarre Adventure - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,417 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/18/2019 - Published: 4/28/2016 - Arthur R., Koichi H.
SONIC HIGH SCHOOL: The Remake by Muchacho1994 reviews
A rewrite and, hopefully, an improved version of DarkDoomFireMaster's infamous fanfiction SONIC HIGH SCHOOL. I will try to follow the original plot as closely as possible without the ridiculousness of the original story, and will possibly write new scenes as the story moves along. Your constructive criticism, although unnecessary, is greatly appreciated. Happy reading!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,375 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/8/2019 - Published: 3/9/2019 - Sonic
Black and Blue by Stormninja82 reviews
The MOST gripping love STORY of all TIME. Buckle in KIDS, because I am about TO change your LIFE for EVER.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/29/2019 - Sonic, Amy, Shadow
Link's most POWERFUL enemy! by Stormninja82 reviews
Link finally defeats Ganondorf! But little did he know, there was a stronger enemy hiding in the shadows the whole darn time!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/10/2019 - Link, Zelda, Ganondorf
Why ancap and sonic by jaeho.bryan reviews
how Anarcho-Capitalism will work in sonic world
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/10/2018
The Subspace Emissary's Worlds Conquest by AuraChannelerChris reviews
Chapter 221: "With the Smashers aiding Lady Palutena's forces, we're sure to win!" was what Pit cheerfully thought, despite the fact his "friends" were groaning one second and screaming the next having to fight Viridi's Forces of Nature...
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 221 - Words: 4,102,328 - Reviews: 3509 - Favs: 2,387 - Follows: 1,979 - Updated: 6/11/2018 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Lucario, Pit, Palutena, OC
Harry Potter Becomes A Communist by HardcoreCommie reviews
Over the summer, Harry read "The Communist Manifesto". Now, he returns to Hogwarts a changed person.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 191 - Words: 68,820 - Reviews: 1630 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 11/7/2017 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Chronicles of Jeff by shadowdemigod666 reviews
My name is jeff
Crossover - Flintstones & JoJo's Bizarre Adventure - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/11/2017
The Reason Why I'm Socially Awkward Is Because You're a Moron 私はエモだ by Yuli Ban reviews
Experienced weeaboo Blaze DeGato yearns to find meaning in her pitiful little life. Life won't let her. Neither will her necrosadistic neo-Chao, Phoenix. Everywhere she turns, there are hipsters, emos, goths, cyborgs, and talking hedgehogs to troll her. So hold onto yer yarblockos, the reason Blaze is socially awkward is because you're a moron. This is AU, and proud of it.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,162 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/26/2017 - Published: 7/26/2015 - Tails, Amy, Rouge, Blaze
Tom Ass the Dank Engine: Chuggin-a-Shlong by AsSRape69 reviews
It's everything that you think it is, and more.
Thomas the Tank Engine - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,341 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/17/2017 - Published: 3/4/2016 - Complete
Garfield Land by ShakespeareHemmingway reviews
Garfield and Sebastian battle for the soul and meaning of Jazz! Love letter to Hollywood!
Crossover - Garfield & La La Land - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,246 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2017
Christopher Robbin' Dat Ass by xX-Bloodyrazorblades666-Xx
What is a man pushed to when he has nothing else to live for?
Crossover - Knight Rider & Winnie the Pooh - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/29/2017 - Tigger, Eeyore
Arbuckle Platium by xX-Bloodyrazorblades666-Xx reviews
One mans quest for redemption.
Crossover - Garfield & JoJo's Bizarre Adventure - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/29/2016
SEGA: The Tale of a Crime Organization by Mausland
In the near future, our world has become the home of mutant animals. SEGA is a crime organization that steals emeralds and other precious gems, in order to get their grubby hands on drugs and illegal substances. However, a highly respected person has been sent to Earth in order to put an end to SEGA's actions once and for all. His name? Doctor Eggman.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Parody/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,104 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/19/2016 - Published: 9/25/2015
Mecha-Hitler Rises by Puddintater reviews
Nazis steal from Nickelodeon to bring Hitler back to life and only one person can stop them.
Crossover - SpongeBob SquarePants & JoJo's Bizarre Adventure - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2016 - OC - Complete
Drew & Sonic A Love Story by THEARTIST321 reviews
Drew and Sponic love each other a lot so they will kys if they cant be together!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/26/2016 - Complete
Shrek and Shaq's Euphoric Adventure by Terry Lynch reviews
When crab people threaten the world, Shaq knows that he has to reconcile with an old friend.
Crossover - Shrek & Space Jam - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/21/2016 - Shrek - Complete
Amy is a Bootyful Pink Hoe by The Nightmare Trio of Butthole reviews
OMG AMY IS A HOE! ...That's nice...(Story by Evan, and special thanks to Becky's friend)
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/18/2016 - Sonic, Amy, Shadow
Bernie Magica by mischievousgoblin2012 reviews
He has a loving family and best friends, laughs and cries from time to time… Bernie Sanders, an eighth grader of USA middle school, is one of those who lives such a life. One day, he had a very capitalistic encounter. He doesn't know if it happened by chance or by fate yet. This is a fateful encounter that can change his destiny- This is the beginning of the election.
Puella Magi Madoka Magica/魔法少女まどか★マギカ - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,178 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/18/2016 - Published: 9/29/2015 - Kyubey - Complete
Dio's Magical Train Island Adventure by IloveThomasTheTank reviews
While Dio is in his coffin, he is pulled to the Island of Sodor, and chaos ensues
Crossover - Thomas the Tank Engine & JoJo's Bizarre Adventure - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,692 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/16/2016 - Published: 3/28/2016 - Thomas, Dio B. - Complete
Black Lives Matter by maigonokaze reviews
Stef's job puts her and Lena on opposite sides of the protest line.
Fosters - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,758 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/10/2016 - Published: 3/9/2016 - [Lena A., Stef F.]
FUCK BITCHES EVERY DAY GUCCI MOMMA GETS THOSE HOES BROS by REDHOTPERIODBLOOD reviews
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Misc. Games - Rated: M - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/22/2016 - Complete
Paul Blart Mall Cop 6: Duelist of the Roses by Lee Harvey Oswald reviews
Paul Blart must face off against Yugi, in a Game of Death.
Crossover - Yu-Gi-Oh & Paul Blart: Mall Cop - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/14/2016 - Published: 2/21/2015
Islam is Victorious by AsSRape69 reviews
U will know true joy afer reading
Victorious - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/12/2016 - Complete
Arthur gets a broken arm by Travis the Arthur fan reviews
Arthur's left arm is broken by Rattles and he gets a sling and such. Read and review.
Arthur - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 9,691 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/5/2016 - Published: 1/14/2016 - Arthur R., Jane R., David R., Rattles C. - Complete
Trump Card, Or: Donald Trump has sex with Scooby-Doo by Frosty-Lemons reviews
Donald Trump wins the election, but damn if he isn't horny, what's a poor fella' to do?
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2016
Holy Doom Eagles of the Final Bacon Apocalypse by Uskius reviews
It is another day for Red, one of normalcy. But then strange beings arrive on the island, and ancient secrets and prophecies are revealed! This is inspired by the Angry Birds movie coming out in 2016, which is so good! This is the first fan fiction story for the movie.
Angry Birds - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,859 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2015 - King Pig, Red Bird, Yellow Bird, Black Bird - Complete
Arthur and them goes to Las Vegas by Travis the Arthur fan reviews
Title says it all. Read and review this story.
Arthur - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,215 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/29/2015 - Published: 11/18/2015 - Arthur R., Binky B., Fern W., Bud C.
Steven Bomb Z by Bart-Bart reviews
Clarence murders Uncle Grandpa and attacks Beach City, so now Steve will have to save Beach City from this evil enemy.
Crossover - Steven Universe & Clarence - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,040 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/3/2015 - Published: 9/13/2015 - Amethyst, Steven U., Connie M., Clarence - Complete
fuck you people by arthurfan 2019 reviews
fuck you people
Arthur - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/24/2015 - Complete
The dog stole DW's weener by arthurfan 2019 reviews
DW used to be a boy.
Arthur - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/16/2015 - Arthur R., David R., DW R., Jane R. - Complete
Shrek's To-Do List by ThatPartOfTheInternet reviews
Shrek needs to finish his fucking list because this is a fan fiction, dick-head.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Shrek - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/2/2015
DW Get's Kidnapped by arthurfan 2019 reviews
DW get's kidnapped and Arthur saves her.
Arthur - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2015 - Arthur R., DW R. - Complete
Pepe-senpai by RarestPepe reviews
[Pepe x Reader] You long for your mysterious,wistful classmate, but when things take a dramatic turn, can you bring a smile to his face?
Misc. Comics - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/23/2015 - Published: 8/27/2015
Pearl and Bugs Bunny by Bart-Bart reviews
Pearl thinks about her favorite cartoon character.
Steven Universe - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/22/2015 - Pearl, Steven U. - Complete
The Onion by TheSquart reviews
Kars, Esidisi and Dio gets an unexpected visit from a certain green ogre...
Crossover - Shrek & JoJo's Bizarre Adventure - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,115 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2015 - Shrek, Dio B., Esidisi, Kars - Complete
Goku VS Superman by James the kid reviews
Goku 1,000,000,000 times increase to his feats to compensate for power level/gravity increases and stacking his Super Saiyan multipliers onto that, will he still win. Plus lemons are included, Chi Chi xx Superman
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 77,039 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/5/2015 - Published: 8/8/2015
My Life as a Cloned Mall Cop (and Smiley) by TorseHits reviews
In the year 2075, Paul Blart has been cloned multiple times to protect malls all over the world, and the clone that protects the Tremorton mall is going to have an adventure he'll never forget.
Crossover - My Life as a Teenage Robot & Paul Blart: Mall Cop - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2015 - Jenny Wakeman/XJ-9 - Complete
Evangelion: You Can (Not) Pass That Thing by Bluekirby2 reviews
The Nerdlurks try to kidnap the cast of Evangelion so they can use them for a soap opera. However, Gendo Ikari challenges them to a game of basketball that will determine their fate, so NERV tries to recruit Charles Barkley's 14 year old son, Hoopz Barkley. Will feature a guest character!
Crossover - Evangelion & Space Jam - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,147 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/10/2015 - Published: 7/20/2015 - Shinji I., Gendo I., Rei A., Asuka L. S. - Complete
Initiation by Yoshi the Minion reviews
(Minions) A Reader X Minions fanfic. A lone human female finds the Minion's home in Antarctica and wishes to join the tribe. Little does she know that one must be careful what you wish for. AU. Warning: Lemon. Gangbang. Rated MA. Most of the Minionese words are backwards.
Despicable Me - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2015 - Minions - Complete
The Crystal Niggers by TheAutisticDuo reviews
Straight outta Compton
Steven Universe - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/11/2015 - Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, Steven U. - Complete
We Are the Crystal Meth by clarajaninequinn reviews
Alternate timeline of Steven Universe where his gem ages him a little faster; he finds himself having to come of age fast in a new world of sex and drugs, experiencing sudden puberty despite only being 10 or something. Rated M for explicit content, sometimes sexual
Steven Universe - Rated: M - English - Parody/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,600 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/28/2015 - Published: 6/26/2015
A Change of Heart, and Mind by BecomeOneWithTheShips reviews
Jimmy and Shrek are in love, they have been for a long time. Their next step is children, but for some reason, Jimmy can't conceive.
Crossover - Shrek & Jimmy Neutron - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/5/2015 - Published: 6/1/2015 - Shrek, Donkey, Puss In Boots, Jimmy N.
Paul Blart: Mall Hell can't stop us now by Wirtsleg reviews
Children have gone missing in Paul's mall. Paul stumbles on a terrible secret cult and must face his fears. Disclaimer: not for the faint of Blart
Paul Blart: Mall Cop - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2015 - Complete
Shinji Kun by sdjlkw4ljh reviews
Shinji is late to watch Spongebob with his friend Rei after getting caught up with Misato's and Kaji's problems. See how Shinji is able to get out of this problem!
Crossover - Evangelion & SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/21/2015 - Published: 4/13/2015 - Shinji I., Misato K., Kaji R., SpongeBob
SpongeBob SquarePants and the Gou'alds by IpoopKrabbyPatties reviews
SpongeBob and teammates are captured by Plankton & Apophis. Now they have 48 hours to get out of the Goa'uld Ship before they will be killed. Can they get out on time?
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/18/2015
Avatar: The Last Bean Burrito by fingercandles reviews
aang's anus explodes
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/27/2015 - Complete
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH by Secondpillow reviews
Harry Potter eventually eats a sandwich and discusses life with a famous author.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 1254 - Favs: 1,110 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 2/25/2015 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Bellatrix L., Seamus F.
Mario's Bizarre Adventure by Scottsman95 reviews
Upon discovering he possesses a mystical Stand, the life of this Italian plumber is turned upside down as he is pulled into a conflict that may very well encompass the entire globe. Characters taken from Smash Bros with world elements taken from Jojo. Currently rated M for language, may include gore at later points. It's a Jojo and Smash Bros fic, so violence is inevitable.
Crossover - Super Smash Brothers & JoJo's Bizarre Adventure - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,601 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/17/2015
Harry Nutsack and the Philosophers Stones by TheTrueLoyalist reviews
Harry (no, not Potter), after abuse from his Mexican uncle, starts his fucked up adventure to Wogharts (not a chinese ripoff of Hogwarts) with Ron and Hermione where they do shit. Everything gets fucked up. Parody of Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/4/2015 - Published: 11/12/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
The Garfield Bowl by ShakespeareHemmingway reviews
Garfield is chosen to preform at Super Bowl Halftime! Kanye West swears revenge!
Garfield - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,206 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/31/2015 - Garfield - Complete
Caillou's Thug Life by fingercandles reviews
lil' bitch
Caillou - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/20/2015 - Complete
The Garfield Story by ShakespeareHemmingway reviews
Garfield teaches Ralphie about the true meaning of Christmas! Special holiday story!
Crossover - Garfield & A Christmas Story - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,357 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/10/2015 - Garfield - Complete
Draking Bad by PelicanSlut66642069 reviews
Drake and Josh think it'd be cool to make meth although they are fricking dumbies (This is PG)
Drake & Josh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,314 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/14/2014 - Published: 10/13/2014 - Complete
Twilight Sparkle is Jewish by Travis the Arthur fan reviews
Twilight is Jewish in this. I am not a Jew. Read and review no flames and threats allowed.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,230 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/26/2014 - Published: 7/14/2014
VLADIMIR PUTIN DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION MASTER by AnimationBeta reviews
Vladimir Putin realizes the cruelties in this word as he aspires to become a dance master.
Newsroom - Rated: K - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2014 - Complete
Arthur Murder Mystery by kimchiunicorn reviews
There is a shooter roaming the halls of Elwood Elementary. After Mr. Ratburn is shot and murdered, Arthur and his friends must find out who among them is the killer...
Arthur - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,216 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2014
Cory's Shreksational Adventure by Hatty Mikune reviews
President Cory Baxter has a lot of bad memories. His family was murdered, and he killed a man. He needs to escape America, but various problems arise. He meets a few new friends, Shrek, Donkey, and Dragon-chan, and must kill Hitler. Blood, Gore, Death, and Yaoi.
Crossover - Shrek & Cory in the House - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,798 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 5/28/2014 - Complete
HoneyPizza: All Hell Breaks Loose by NickSwagger
The bigger, better, extended, and R-Rated version of Sugar, We're Going Down Swinging! Rated M/R for intense violence, graphic sexual scenes, and heavy swearing.
Uncle Grandpa - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 778 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/7/2014
Garfield vs Ragyo by devilmaster3000 reviews
Garfield hears of a plot of world domination and abolishing lasagna! Enraged, he sets off to deal with this new threat. But can Garfield overcome it with his manly might? Stay tuned!
Crossover - Garfield & Kill la Kill/ キルラキル - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,018 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/7/2014 - Garfield, Ryuko M. - Complete
Choo Choo, I want you by uwotm8 reviews
Thomas and Percy engage in a toxic love affair, despite their insecurities and romantic vacancies. Can their boss Nick help them work things out?
Crossover - Thomas the Tank Engine & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/1/2014 - Thomas, Percy, Nick F., Jarvis
Garfield Gets A Massive Boner by kimchiunicorn reviews
G-fizzle gets a b-nozzle. Fun for the whole family, especially you, Raul.
Garfield - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/28/2014 - Garfield, Nermal, Jon Arbuckle, Liz
GOD IS KING by Fight4MyMan reviews
GOD is good.
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2014
Glow in the Dark Star Stickers by It's That Kid reviews
It's a single packet of glow in the dark stars-the kind that stick to your ceiling. They're not incredibly expensive, and to anyone else in the world, they're just a dumb children's toy. But you are Richard Simmons, and these stars mean more to you than anything you could imagine. (Grif/Simmons, rated for swearing)
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,110 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/12/2014 - Published: 2/7/2014 - [D. Grif, D. Simmons] - Complete
Ganondorf's Evil Dick by Lord Drash reviews
An explanation of Ganondorf's most hidden secret, assuming he suddenly didn't care if it was hidden. I apologize I don't know what this is even
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Ganondorf - Complete
Sonic:New World Order by Hemp Foxly reviews
I'm an Illuminati, anti-government kind of person so that's what I've based this on. So, Sonic had been captured my FEMA and placed in a concentration camp. He escapes and finds his old friends who help him free the prisoners in the multiple camps all over Mobius.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,228 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Sonic, Sally
Kermit does not like hot suns by XxCANIHAVEABAGELxX reviews
It is hot in Muppetland
Crossover - Happy Days & Muppet Show - Rated: K - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Fonzie F., Kermit - Complete
The World's Weirdest (and Shortest) Crossover Snippet by Lynn S M reviews
An odd juxtaposition of two even odder characters.
Crossover - Babylon 5 & Muppet Show - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2012 - OC, OC - Complete
NO MORE LOAF by XxCANIHAVEABAGELxX reviews
JOHNNY AND COW MAN FIGHT CRIME
Crossover - Johnny Test & Back at the Barnyard - Rated: T - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 12/4/2012 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Johnny T., Otis
The Holocaust: Star Wars Edition by Arie'Lizbeth reviews
Padmé is a Jew and Anakin is a Nazi soldier. Will Padmé soften Anakin's heart and change his view of all Jews? Will their love stop the war? Or will the Nazis take away the one thing people thought no one can ever conquer?
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Padmé Amidala, Anakin Skywalker
World Trade Center by Eric Neo Matrix reviews
A Sonic tribute to the tenth anniversary of 9/11/2001, the day that changed history. Also a dedication to all those who were affected on that day.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,879 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Complete
iGate by Blurring Fandoms reviews
Well, I don't want to spoil anything, but Carly and Sam have a special guest. Short one-shot.
Crossover - Stargate: Atlantis & iCarly - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Complete
boku no yami by Yu-Gi-Oh Yaoi Cutie reviews
this is kinda like boku no pico but it isn't really basically yami is a neko cat and Seto buys him and ext
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,070 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Yami Yūgi, S. Kaiba
SHEIK'S BIG DICK by Judyfr4nk3nbutt90 reviews
Tingle is on the moon. Sheik has a huge dick. Watch out for cows.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Tingle, Sheik
Super Smash Sisters: Damsel to Hero by Yamagata reviews
One night, Mario and other smashers are kidnapped except Peach, Zelda and Samus. Now that Bright Noa with Hargrove's help has formed and all-girl task force, Peach with this alliance must do what ever it takes to stop evil. Warning: Yuri, Shoujo-ai, f/f. hiatus
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 91,621 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 6/28/2010
Not Even Once by ParadiseAvenger reviews
Meth Awareness. Part One of Three. Montana Meth. "This is what I said when she told me she was going to try Meth." Nothing, silence. It all started on the night of the rave. This is how it happened... Dark. Partial AU. Adult Themes. Original one-shot.
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,841 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Sam M., Danny F. - Complete
Crank Dat Deathnote by Crank That Deathnote reviews
What'll happen if Soulja Boy finds a Death Note?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Ryuk, BB
A Change For Love by The Rape Ape reviews
Cross-over fic. Christopher Robin had enough of the boundaries that kept him from his one true love. He would go so far as to change his name to M.Bison and fight for his lover Pooh. Robin M.Bison x Pooh, SLASH, Male on Male stuffed animal action.
Crossover - Street Fighter & Winnie-the-Pooh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/4/2010 - M. Bison/Vega (Dictator) - Complete
The family saga by TheMage1
have a need for statistics?
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Complete
Big Bird's Big adventure by Jackson Ryder reviews
This is basically a version of Scarface but with the characters of sesame street. It was written for laughs, not to be a serious story. its a bit graphic in parts, but so was scarface.
Sesame Street - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Complete
The Muppets take Vietnam by Jackson Ryder
This is a story about the Muppets as an elite special forces team similar to the Navy Seals in vietnam. Very funny stuff. Just something I wrote for laughs and for practicing my storytelling
Muppet Show - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,740 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/9/2010
ParodyballZ by Blake B. Shelton
Dragonball Z like you've never seen before! With Goku replaced by George W. Bush as the Earth's greatest warrior!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/1/2010
Winnie the Pooh and the Sex Vampires by DoomsdayJesus reviews
A dark night for Winnie the Pooh.
Crossover - Twilight & Winnie-the-Pooh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Edward
Harry Potter turns to the Lord by Saint Abraham reviews
Harry Potter is plagued by foul dreams, and in his search, finds the one true meaning.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Skateboard for Hitler by SolStoneFan1983 reviews
Solomon Stone, star of the Action Age! comic, teams up with WWII heroine Anne Frank to fight Hitler, history's greatest villain!
Crossover - Misc. Comics & Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Complete
A DUH by memyselfeye reviews
im bored and needed to get 5 stories so yall yall im paula deen yall letz go to jail yall
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - Danish - Hurt/Comfort/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Lucario, Captain Falcon - Complete
Sonic and The Nazis by Pjcool reviews
Sonic and the Freedom Fighter meets their new enemies after the death of Robottnike.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Sonic, Sally
Cancer: The Killer Disease by mrmuscle reviews
Jimmy has cancer.
Jimmy Neutron - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,458 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Complete
The Real World: Sonic by Ready-Liver reviews
In a mansion where everyone hates Sonic, some for reasons he doesn't know, Sonic must survive for 1,000,000 dollars. Chap 4 update: Donald Trump has a real interesting story for Sonic and the group. R&R
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,146 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/28/2006 - Published: 12/31/2005
Battle Against Racism by nathanetherington reviews
Libby is in trouble for being black.
Jimmy Neutron - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Libby F. - Complete
Guts vs Dark Heart by Clarinet reviews
Guts meets the Care Bears and helps them in the fight against evil.
Berserk - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/29/2004
Schroedinger's Life by lobsterati reviews
Harry Potter gets AIDS.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,756 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/17/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Hermione A Juggalette? by Broken Wing114 reviews
One-shot because I was bored. This is about Hermione defending her favorite rap group, Insane Clown Posse. This may not make sense... but I needed something to do. Rated R for language... Uses ICP lyrics
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/6/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Dragonball Garfield by SSJ Dino Tamer reviews
When Garfield meets Goku
Garfield - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,059 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/4/2003
hell on the ship by legato070
hell
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/23/2003
Fractured Flaws by Spellbinder Ashka2 reviews
What happens when Voyager gets a visit from Osama bin Laden. Please R&R. Chap 6,7,8 are now up.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/10/2002 - Published: 11/26/2001
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Sonic the Hedgehog: Make America Great Again reviews
Actions speak louder than words... and the barrel of a gun speaks loudest of all! Sonic the Hedgehog, a fearsome warrior who trusts only his instincts and his shotgun, fights alone after Americageddon to protect his star-spangled country. Will he be able to save America from the diabolical clutches of Communism, or will his quest for revenge ultimately destroy him?
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 57 - Words: 196,513 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/22/2019 - Published: 8/29/2016 - [Shadow, Sonic] [Bride of the Conquering Storm, Metal Madness/Metal Overlord] - Complete
Veggie Tales Apocrypha: Immaculate Slaying of the Starless Multiverse reviews
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Veggie Tales - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/23/2018 - Complete
Sonic the Hedgehog: Defender of America reviews
God forgives... but Sonic the Hedgehog doesn't! Aided only by his electric guitar and titanic strength, Sonic clashes head-on in a fury of blood and burning rubber in his struggle against the wicked forces of Communism. Does this patriotic warlord have what it takes to prevent the Ameripocalypse and save his country, or will his star-spangled rage consume his soul?
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 85 - Words: 146,268 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/15/2016 - Published: 5/20/2015 - [Sonic, Shadow] [Black Doom, Metal Madness/Metal Overlord] - Complete
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