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Joined 11-05-12, id: 4346436, Profile Updated: 01-26-14
Author has written 18 stories for Harry Potter, Kim Possible, Adventure Time with Finn and Jake, and Avatar: Last Airbender.

Hors D'oeuvres...

any of various savory foods usually served as appetizers...

-Webster's all-in-one Dictionary and Thesaurus.


That is the name I carry, though truth be told...

I am the

CONNOISSEUR

while you are my

HORS D'OEUVRE...


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Artworks used as covers for my stories:

For the story A:tLA Confessions...

"Shh" by the skilled artist, Archristol.

You can find the artist here: http://archristol.deviantart.com/

And the artwork here: http://archristol.deviantart.com/art/Shh-259593195

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Those Gilded Chains We Wear by KuraiBites reviews
During the battle for Hogwarts, Hermione accepts to do the Unbreakable Vow with Bellatrix to protect the people she loves. But binding herself to the dark witch has more consequences than she could ever have anticipated. Cover art by batlesbo/Chloé C.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 274,222 - Reviews: 1827 - Favs: 1,115 - Follows: 1,236 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Hermione G., Bellatrix L.
Between Bouts by Trahern reviews
Sometimes it feels like we've missed something about the relationship between Kim and Shego, and not just because the episodes were aired in a different order than they were produced. Here's one possible explanation. Kigo. Starts with season two. Complete. Cover sketch by Chloe, though I had to wipe the dialogue and move them closer together to fit the format.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 86,196 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Kim P., Shego - Complete
What I Want Is You by Rhaegal Nymeria Stark reviews
I, Jane Volturi am an immovable object. A weapon. My pleasure is another's torture. Hearing them scream is my pleasure. I have felt nothing for no one except my brother for centuries. So what is this new feeling in me? Who is SHE? Who is this Bella Swan?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,584 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Jane, Bella - Complete
Their weakness, The Princess's harem by who1roman4 reviews
Azula finds an intoxicating new sort of power
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,137 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Azula, Ty Lee
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The Night Jasmine reviews
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven– she counted each second that passed. There was no feeling of being hurried; only an endless patience that was suddenly there. A long moment passed, and she had reached the number thirteen when the exaggerated sound of the shop's door opening suddenly reached her ears...
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,076 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Azula
A:tLA Confessions reviews
Composed of a wide variety of forms— script, prose, poetry, notes, letters, and more. This holds the confessions of the actors and actresses that played the roles of our beloved Avatar: the Last Airbender characters. From our deadly ladies from the Fire Nation, to the Gaang, to all the other characters! So come in and take a peek. Who knows? You might find out a few new secrets...
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,587 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 1/18 - Jun, Mai, Ty Lee, Azula
L'amour Étrange reviews
Everyone has heard of their names, the infamous: Bellatrix Black and Rodolphus Lestrange. But not everyone knows of their story. The one written across time and distance. The one kept hidden behind the scenes. The bad romance that caused an elegant but poisonous snake to fall for a beautiful yet thorny rose... The tale of their lives that no one else knows... until now that is...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,154 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Rodolphus L., Bellatrix L.
Of Exterior Designs reviews
Tell me, are you ready? If you are, then close your eyes and count with me. 1... 2... 3... choose!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,361 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Ty Lee, Azula
Ursa Major reviews
The past is re-written to create a new future... What if Fire Lady Ursa was different? What if Prince Ozai was the sole heir? What if crowned Princess Azula was their only child? What if...? This story will explore the alternate universe where these many differences exist, and what will come of them.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,573 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Azula, Ursa
The Beautiful Monster reviews
When I was young, my sisters scared me by saying that there were monsters beneath my bed. Large creatures with cold, rough, granite-like skin and flashing blood-red eyes; sharp, pointed teeth that were specifically designed to tear into human flesh and hulking bodies that reeked of decaying flesh and the blood of past victims. So I was confused, when I heard her say those words...
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,111 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Ty Lee, Azula - Complete
Tell Me reviews
They are two. Two people. Two women on opposite sides- they fall. They fall in love. With each other. And both are too -settled- in their own worlds To break away...
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Kim P., Shego - Complete
Shades Of Pink reviews
Short, little drabbles written in a half-prose and half-poetry manner for Sugarless Gum. You, the reader, will hopefully look at these drabbles as tiny hors d'oeuvres that will whet your appetite for more...
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Princess B. Bubblegum, Marceline A. - Complete
Quid Pro Quo reviews
She is Bellatrix Black of the Most Noble and Ancient House of Black. The eldest daughter of the deceased Druella Rosier and Cygnus Black, she was the most powerful witch of her time. And the most dangerous as well. She was convicted of multiple murders, and has already been imprisoned for thirteen years in Azkaban... where I will now meet her.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Hermione G., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Monster reviews
When I was a child, my mother used to tell me that there are no monsters beneath my bed. And now that I am older, I have realized that she is right... There ARE no monsters beneath my bed, but there is one "in" it...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,499 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Hermione G., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Bottled and Closeted reviews
A spinning bottle, a cheering crowd and a waiting closet. How did I get myself into such a mess again?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,272 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Hermione G., Pansy P. - Complete
Observations reviews
It is Hermione's first day in school and it goes very differently from the one in the book. The young sisters Black are there. And there's also a little surprise at the end. Once again, completely AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,549 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Hermione G. - Complete
An End of The World Letter reviews
They say the world will end tomorrow. And because of that, I cannot help but write to you for the first time... and whether it be the last or not, I hope you understand why I still finally put my love down on paper...
Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Kim P., Shego - Complete
One Hundred Times reviews
"Do you love me?"
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Kim P., Shego - Complete
Rêver de la Perfection reviews
I was once an artist. A great one. But I had never found the perfect model until that one faithful moment that I saw… Her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Hermione G., Fleur D. - Complete
Strawberries reviews
A little one-shot of a wonderful and almost innocent encounter in one empty classroom. Short and as sweet as strawberries. Please read and review... If you want, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Hermione G., Fleur D. - Complete
The Exception reviews
They say everyone is always attracted to a certain type- a certain attitude, personality, sexuality- person. What they don't say is that there is always an exception. And that you are mine... AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Hermione G. - Complete
Wine reviews
I was never really interested in wine... until she convinced me otherwise.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,453 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Hermione G., Fleur D. - Complete