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Author has written 5 stories for Naruto, and Worm.
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Radiant Nights by JMenace reviews
Since she left him, frigid as the setting moon, there is nothing she loathes as much as the light of dawn on the clouds. But as in all things, the sun falls with its regrets, and the moon rises again with the light of a new love. (Alternate Universe)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,873 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 3h ago - Published: 1/13 - [Naruto U., Kaguya O.]
An Incomplete Potter Collection by Racke reviews
Unfinished stories and general oneshots. Including time-travel, dimension-hopping, and cracky history-lessons from Salazar.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 198,247 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 4h ago - Published: 9/15/2012
Ashes of the Past by Saphroneth reviews
Time travel, based on the Anime. So, the world ended. That's bad news. Who best to get to fix it? Well, there is this guy with a track record in world saving... Not entirely serious. T rating may be overdoing it.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 103 - Words: 504,434 - Reviews: 3404 - Favs: 2,445 - Follows: 2,286 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu
Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Silver Resistance by ScytheRider reviews
In a world where an evil master oppresses all free Pokémon, a human-turned-Charmander teams up with a fugitive Bulbasaur and embarks on a journey for answers.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 81 - Words: 635,557 - Reviews: 1944 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 764 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Charmander/Hitokage, Bulbasaur/Fushigidane, Scyther/Strike
Thrilling Tales of the Downright Unusual by Clell65619 reviews
Renamed from 'The Big Box of Silliness', due to complaints that not all the stories were silly. Of course most of them aren't Thrilling either, but you've got to admit, they are Unusual...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 66 - Words: 157,419 - Reviews: 2744 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 2/13/2008
Reign of the Serpent by AlphaEph19 reviews
AU. Salazar Slytherin once left Hogwarts in disgrace, vowing to return. He kept his word. A thousand years later he rules Wizarding Britain according to the principles of blood purity, with no end to his reign in sight. The spirit of rebellion kindles slowly, until the green-eyed scion of a broken House and a Muggleborn genius with an axe to grind unite to set the world ablaze.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 102,289 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Uchibi Sasuke by Laryna6 reviews
Crackfic, AU. The Third Hokage granted Uchiha Itachi's request to spare the Uchiha children, only to realize too late that they were all horrible devil children. Literally. Which may be why Naruto fits right in with the rest of the little monsters Sasuke's too busy raising to brood.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 45 - Words: 87,508 - Reviews: 977 - Favs: 1,303 - Follows: 1,222 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Hinata H.
Am Agus Cinniúint by WhimsyWren reviews
During the summer after Fourth Year, Harry is attacked. Though he comes out of it alive, how will the results change the course of history? Story is much better than summary, so check it out! THIS IS NOT... I REPEAT, NOT A SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 76,994 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Harry P., Salazar S.
Shinobi: Team 7 by Gallyrat reviews
Naruto has always been a pretty average orphan. But when he enrolls in the Shinobi academy alongside Haruno Sakura and Uchiha Sasuke, he realizes that he is anything but ordinary. Massive AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 84,781 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Team Seven
What You Leave Behind by Lane Anasazi reviews
The Mirror of Erised is supposed to show your heart's desire - so why does Harry Potter see only vague, blurry darkness? Aberforth is Headmaster, Ariana is alive, Albus is in exile, and Harry must uncover his past if he's to survive his future.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 97,140 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 1,198 - Follows: 1,592 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 10/14/2014 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Cho C., Cedric D.
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 29698 - Favs: 15,893 - Follows: 14,290 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Road Trip at the End of the World by Zenthisoror reviews
Something happened. Nobody remembers what exactly, but something big happened, and everything changed. People are waking up in the shadow of a giant Tree with no memory as to who they are or how they got there. Once their final team member arrives, it's time for a familiar trio to set sail on the desert to look for some answers. (Post-apocalyptic/slight AU/fairytale-esque)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,939 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/11 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hell is Other People by amitai reviews
After a series of attacks, Alex's entire class is sent to be trained at the SAS training camp, to give them a degree of self sufficiency to help them defend themselves. Unfortunately for Alex, he has to go with them... and not get noticed as different.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 169,938 - Reviews: 3217 - Favs: 2,596 - Follows: 2,978 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Alex R./Cub
Branches by To Mockingbird reviews
Kakashi falls off a tree and lands in a different world. Literally. Now he's in a dimension where nothing makes sense—but he's used to that. Kakashi plans to wreak as much havoc as he can and find his way home . . . if he can.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,339 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 952 - Follows: 1,196 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 8/19/2014 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Kakashi H., Minato N.
Vengeance from the grave by MK-ONE reviews
Despair over the loss of his godfather in the Battle of the Dept. of Mysteries, followed by abandonment, isolation and hopelessness drive Harry to try and end his own life. Though death itself cannot halt his just vengeance against the Dark Lord, nor keep him from attaining that which he has ever been denied; someone to love and be loved by.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 166,683 - Reviews: 994 - Favs: 1,783 - Follows: 2,178 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Harry P., Susan B.
Doctor Who Infinite Loops by Bardic Knowledge reviews
Yggdrasil, the computer that runs the Multiverse, has broken. This has caused chaos and destabilized the very underpinnings of reality. To help keep things stable, the Administrators started activating various realities to start looping through time. One, because of its massive use of time travel was thought unable to activate. They were wrong about that. The Doctor is in.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 63,385 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 8/3/2014
Written in Reverse by JMenace reviews
Once the possibility of one's chakra migrating through time and space has been accepted, the soul is only a lunging step away. The Sage of Six Paths meets his descendents with certain expectations in mind, but love is hardly predictable, and Naruto is all seven hells of stubborn when those precious to him are involved. (Time Travel) (Naru/fem!Sasu) (I don't know either)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,960 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 795 - Follows: 878 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 11/12/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.]
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates Fridays.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 72 - Words: 301,307 - Reviews: 5193 - Favs: 3,619 - Follows: 4,152 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 5/7/2012
The Angel's War by TheAngelsHaveThePhoneBox reviews
SEQUEL TO THAT WHICH HOLDS THE IMAGE. Life. All normal and stuff. With jobs and houses and boring-y, woring-y things like that. Normality, as Harry Potter realises, does not attract mad men in little blue boxes, so any hope of seeing his old friend the Doctor again is pretty slim. But then Ginny Weasley notices the sky is falling, and everything goes completely to hell.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,788 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 935 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 4/7/2013 - 11th Doctor, Harry P.
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH by Secondpillow reviews
Harry Potter eventually eats a sandwich and discusses life with a famous author.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 1020 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Bellatrix L., Seamus F.
Riding Acromantulas and Understanding Magical Biology by MinuSeveN reviews
Taylor Granger and Amy Potter meet for the first time in Platform Nine and Three-Quarters. Except not. "Does the name Panacea mean anything to you?" "Does Skitter to you?" - a.k.a. Taylor and Amy in Harry Potter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,681 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 12/10/2014 - Skitter, Panacea
Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 399,969 - Reviews: 12985 - Favs: 16,326 - Follows: 15,178 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 1,973 - Follows: 1,569 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
The Game of Champions by L. Lamora reviews
There are many trainers in the world; they exist in degrees, from dabbler to legend. But only one can be the very best - one man, one Champion. I am that one. I am that man. My name? Red.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 128,413 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 1,948 - Follows: 1,740 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Red, Blue/Green (unspecified)
Naruto Genkyouien by Daneel Rush reviews
The nine-tailed demon fox. Its mighty tails can crumble mountains, cause tsunamis, and set things on fire. Lots of fire. It might have been better if she actually were an evil entity bent on destroying the world. Yes, she. AU pseudo-x-over.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 62 - Words: 693,152 - Reviews: 5152 - Favs: 4,631 - Follows: 3,729 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
The Birth of Evil by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,965 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 3,893 - Follows: 828 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Alternate Beginnings of an Uzumaki by Racke reviews
Unfinished stories of Naruto, some interesting ideas, some not-so-interesting ideas. For Want of a Nail, Time-travel, and AUs.
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 84,782 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 9/9/2012
The Adventures Of Harry Potter, the Video Game: Exploited by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter; Harry's going to exploit the system.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 78,598 - Reviews: 2870 - Favs: 5,928 - Follows: 6,859 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P.
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 156 - Words: 706,750 - Reviews: 9123 - Favs: 3,677 - Follows: 2,790 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 9/4/2005
I See The Moon by hctiB-notsoB reviews
Gen. "While on the run, Bruce meets a young man who speaks to the moon. He's probably not quite the sanest friend Bruce could have made, but, well...beggers can't be choosers."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,930 - Reviews: 3909 - Favs: 7,491 - Follows: 9,108 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Harry P., Hulk/Bruce B.
The Howling Wind by JMenace reviews
Naruto's chakra is warped at birth. Instead of strengthening his body and mind, it shrieks and wails like wind through his coils. Thrust into a war of ruthless shinobi and roaming Bijuu, he'll need the resolve to fight through his greatest weakness and survive- or, the determination to make it his greatest strength and win. (Lovecraftian AU)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 205,965 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 1,301 - Follows: 1,281 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Naruto U.
Knights of Broken Swords by Farmerbob1 reviews
A magically weak yet highly talented ritualist is put in a position where he absorbs a terrifying curse of hunger. The ritualist's actions are more potent then the Outsiders who arranged the curse expected, however, and two knights of broken swords are drawn into action. Can the two knights successfully oppose the plans of the Outsiders?
Crossover - Dresden Files & Pact, Wildbow - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,987 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 12/13/2014 - Bob, Blake, Evan
Will of Fire, Soul of Ramen by Schwep reviews
Growing up Naruto had two father figures: Teuchi of Ichiraku's Ramen and the Hokage. What if he had decided to emulate Teuchi rather than the Hokage?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,195 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 1/14 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Naruto U.
Via Osmosis by Uncle Stojil reviews
The night he was sealed inside the human child, the Kyuubi conceived a plan meant to give him freedom. Twelve years later, that plan is finally set in motion. And the brat is going to cooperate, that he knows it or not. AU and slight FFVII crossover.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 94,045 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 1,422 - Follows: 1,366 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
The First Shifting Grain by Cadel reviews
Sabaku no Gaara lands in the past to a time where everyone feared him and his father was still alive. He realises this will force him to regain everyones trust when they still think he's a blood-thirsty psychopath. No pairing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 84,100 - Reviews: 1224 - Favs: 2,867 - Follows: 3,254 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Gaara
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,176 - Reviews: 1215 - Favs: 5,005 - Follows: 1,638 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Boy Who Lived by The Santi reviews
Harry Potter loves, and is loved by, his parents, his godfather, and his brother. He isn’t mistreated, abused, or neglected. So why is he a Dark Wizard? NonBWL!Harry. Not your typical Harry’s brother is the Boy Who Lived story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 147,796 - Reviews: 3779 - Favs: 7,041 - Follows: 7,088 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Harry P.
Etymology by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU, post-Kakashi Gaiden, pre-Naruto, TWO-SHOT. A very young Naruto exploits a loophole and makes a flawed assumption. His mother is dismayed. His father thinks its hysterical. Read, review, and enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,910 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Crooked Cantankerous Cookie by Eilyfe reviews
After traveling the world in search for something he can't quite grasp, Naruto returns to walk Konoha's streets for the first time in eight years. Under snow-covered trees, there are memories hidden behind every leaf though. [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,623 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/28/2014 - [Naruto U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Magi's Random Misspells by Silent Magi reviews
So many wonderful Harry Potter ideas, so little time... Give this a read if you like. Any and all ideas brewed forth here, are free to good homes with proper credit.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 45 - Words: 71,358 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 12/27/2014 - Published: 4/21/2010
A Different Godaime by Igornerd reviews
Things went differently during the night of the sealing. Ten years later, Naruto Uzumaki is at it again... One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,795 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 88 - Published: 12/27/2014 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Pokemon Rewrite - Indigo League by sprinter1988 reviews
Basically this is my attempt to rewrite the original series of the Pokemon Anime. In it you'll see friends and rivals old and new, brand new pokemon, and new evolutions. Some storylines are similar to the original, some are completely new. Team Rocket won't turn up every two minutes, and Ash will actually have to battle a gym leader if he wants his badge. Give it a shot.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 121,323 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 12/23/2014 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu
Harry the Hufflepuff 3 - Harry's Year off by BajaB reviews
Sequel - Read the others first, of course. Lazy!harry is back for another year of doing nothing. This will not be a long story. Sorry for the wait.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,967 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 1,217 - Follows: 725 - Updated: 12/23/2014 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Complete
Hit The Ground Running by Tozette reviews
The Horcrux in Harry's head wakes up and begins talking to Harry long before he's ever heard the name Voldemort. Philosopher's Stone AU. Warnings for some instances of child abuse. No pairings. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 120,846 - Reviews: 1440 - Favs: 3,120 - Follows: 3,062 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Secret Compartment by Morta's Priest reviews
This serves as a repository for plotbunnies, little ideas that went nowhere, or potential starts for future stories. Depending on interest, I might write sequel chapters as well to anything covered here. Will span multiple fandoms including my mainstays (HP, Naruto, Avengers) as well as new ones. (Doctor Who, Stargate etc.) and crossovers thereof.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,613 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 12/4/2014 - Published: 5/27/2013
Just the Usual Habits by mapplepie reviews
Sakumo has no idea where all of these habits of Kakashi's are coming from. In which five-year-old Kakashi forgets the existence of his left eye, loses his ability to lie believably, and is a little too knowledgeable about the Birds and Bees. Still, no matter what oddities went on in Kakashi's head, one thing is certain – the boy will always love his father, through thick and thin.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,170 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 105 - Published: 11/29/2014 - Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Sakumo H. - Complete
The Havoc side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 89,644 - Reviews: 2648 - Favs: 5,308 - Follows: 5,970 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
What If? by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A place for odd story bits that drip out of my brain.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 121,837 - Reviews: 1611 - Favs: 1,731 - Follows: 1,357 - Updated: 11/17/2014 - Published: 4/14/2007
Team 7's Ascension: Blood Wings by Eilyfe reviews
In unity lies strength; each leaf is important or the beauty of the tree is lost. Some bonds, however, are difficult to forge and even harder to keep. The tide of blood nears, the drums thunder, and three Genin stand tall as the world spirals into madness. [AU]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 205,077 - Reviews: 1758 - Favs: 3,728 - Follows: 3,616 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Team Seven, Kakashi H. - Complete
The Dark Lords Ascendant by claymade reviews
The past is catching up to Ranma and Ryouga, and so are the Sailor Senshi. Now the accidental Dark Lords will have to come out of retirement for one more conflict. And the stakes will be even higher than any of them realize...
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 183,032 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 659 - Updated: 11/9/2014 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Ryoga, Ranma
Just Two People Who Laugh And Fight by Sunflowers In Moscow reviews
"But people in love aren't supposed to fight!" Naruto gave a grim chuckle, before sighing. "It doesn't always work that way Sarada-chan." / In which Sakura and Sasuke fight, Naruto teaches his young goddaughter some valuable lessons about marriage, and Sarada learns that while love isn't always obvious, that doesn't mean it isn't there.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,859 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 34 - Published: 11/8/2014 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] Naruto U., Sarada U. - Complete
Once, Twice by damblings reviews
Sakura finds she loves his child, regardless. Once, twice, three times a fool. [Ending AU, Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/6/2014 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Only Uchiha go to Heaven by Kagaseo reviews
SPOILER: The battle is over, and everybody gets his happy ending... or is it? Can Sasuke redeem himself at last? No worry, shoulder angel Tobi is here to show him the way! Silly one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/6/2014
To Be Free by SpiralAK reviews
Naruto Uzumaki died on the night the Nine-Tailed Fox was sealed. Twelve years later, Naruto Uzumaki regains his memories of his past life, his life as the Nine-Tailed Fox. With no one able to control him, he finally gets the chance to earn his freedom.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 185,172 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 11/5/2014 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Sasuke U., Sakura H.
One Universe to the Left by butalearner reviews
Harry is thoroughly enjoying the peace after such a long and desperate struggle against Voldemort. Of course, the peace goes up in flames when Harry accidentally transports himself to another universe where the Order, including a very different version of Harry Potter, still fights a losing battle against a far more cunning, far more powerful Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,432 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 10/4/2014 - Published: 8/31/2014 - Harry P.
The Wide World of Magic by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Post-Hogwarts. Harry can't even repair a damaged house without stumbling into major trouble. Harry intrudes upon the kidnapping of former Minister Fudge and finds himself drafted into a secret attempt to find and rescue the wizard. Humor, Spy!Harry, Harry-searching-for-a-career, Bumbling!Harry-becoming-Powerful!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,105 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 766 - Updated: 9/14/2014 - Published: 7/18/2014 - Harry P.
A Necessary Gift: A Harry Potter Story by cosette-aimee reviews
The war drags on after Voldemort's defeat and the Order of the Phoenix is fighting a losing battle. When Harry is hit by yet another killing curse, he wakes up years in the past and in an alternate reality. As an unknown child in a foreign world, Harry has a chance to change the outcome of the war - while dealing with new magical talents, pureblood politics and Black family drama.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 160,580 - Reviews: 2892 - Favs: 6,422 - Follows: 7,751 - Updated: 9/14/2014 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Blame it on the Moon by Tozette reviews
Itachi likes cats and, in hindsight, that's probably his first mistake. Crack.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/9/2014 - Itachi U. - Complete
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 888 - Favs: 2,900 - Follows: 1,466 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
Forging the Sword by Myst Shadow reviews
::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 152,578 - Reviews: 2821 - Favs: 6,215 - Follows: 7,658 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Fox, Hawk and Flower by Duesal Bladesinger reviews
The building of friendships, the parting of ways, the finding of paths and the making of legends.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/14/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Team Seven - Complete
Accidental Evil by Rachelme177 reviews
Ever thought 'Really? You can perform the most evil magic known to wizardkind accidentally' Then this series of one-shots is for you. HP w/ most key players at some point. CHAPTER 13: THE MAP - you'll understand when you read it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,986 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 7/10/2014 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Harry P.
Just Check Both by Lucillia reviews
Moments in the life of a Naruto who inherited a rather useless Kekkei Genkai from his father. Not in Chronological Order.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 1,194 - Follows: 1,097 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Naruto U.
Insane Asylum Escapees by Lucillia reviews
Adopted with permission from RuneWitchSakura. When a pair of lunatics who've dragged their minder across the country turn up on Harry Potter's doorstep babbling about magic, Harry finds himself on a new career path. Despite the fact that he'd rather be an Astronaut, Harry will be spending the next seven years training to be a Minder at the asylum known as Hogwarts. Random Oneshots.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,259 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 392 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Harry P., Severus S., Albus D., Minerva M.
To Define Treachery by en extase reviews
Blind faith is easily shaken. In the Chamber of Secrets, the Horcrux-shade of a Dark Lord regains physical form and Harry finds within himself something he was never meant to know: ambition.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,397 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 919 - Follows: 1,398 - Updated: 5/27/2014 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Some Assembly Required by Lucillia reviews
"Again with the pointing. What are you going to do, assemble a cabinet at them?"
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/23/2014 - 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor, War Doctor - Complete
Synchronicity by slexenskee reviews
Ever since the seal broke, Naruto's life has changed. He's been thrust into ANBU: he's starting to lose sight of which half is him and which half is his demon, he can't seem to find his way back to team seven, and he's been having these weird dreams - with a sky wrenched apart by a broken moon, a man with a staff, and a version of him with glowing, nine-tomoe eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 112,435 - Reviews: 1331 - Favs: 1,985 - Follows: 2,054 - Updated: 5/16/2014 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Naruto U., Yugao U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Yamato
Marauder Unbound by Winter Wisp reviews
Harry's pretty unsatisfied with the way his life turned out. With only a sense of duty propelling him forward, it seems just another mundane day for Harry, until circumstances give him a second chance, to redo everything, marauder style. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 40,059 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 5/8/2014 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
No Need for Halkeginian Logic by Midnakdak reviews
Whether heroic or villainous, the Dragonborn we all play is a guy who steals when he can get away with it, helps out daedric lords of domination just cause, robs the tombs of the honored dead, and then proceeds to play tag with children and help out his local temple of the goddess of love. This is the story of one such insane individual summoned by Louise Valliere. Crack fic.
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,045 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 1,400 - Follows: 1,252 - Updated: 4/27/2014 - Published: 2/8/2014
Worth Dying For by Shadow Rebirth reviews
My name is Uzumaki Naruto. I am a shinobi by profession, an advisor by chance, and a warmonger according to my enemies. My story started with a death god, ended with an empire, and struck up a revolution somewhere along the way. [AU background]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 76,552 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 1,466 - Follows: 1,635 - Updated: 4/25/2014 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Naruto U.
Renegade Fireman Superhero Kisame by Tozette reviews
In which Kisame refuses Obito's recruitment speech and leaves Mist to find his real calling. Crack. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,759 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/19/2014 - Complete
Wait, What? by Publicola reviews
Points of divergence in the Harry Potter universe. Those moments where someone really ought to have taken a step back and asked, "Wait, what?" An ongoing collection of one-shots. Episode 16: Why I Like You.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,551 - Reviews: 1016 - Favs: 1,301 - Follows: 1,344 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D.
Harry Silvertongue by butalearner reviews
Ten-year-old Harry Potter meets a kindred soul in secret who changes his whole outlook on his life with the Dursleys. Burned into Harry's mind with the violent death of his only friend, the lessons imparted guide him through his time at Hogwarts. AU, Slytherin!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 45,302 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 965 - Updated: 4/3/2014 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Harry P.
Circular Reasoning by Swimdraconian reviews
Torn from a hellish future, Harry awakens in his teenage body with a hefty debt on his soul. Juggling his violent past, Sidhe politics, and a questionable sanity, he fights to stay ahead of enemy intrigue. Desperation is the new anthem of violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 23 - Words: 179,014 - Reviews: 1648 - Favs: 3,906 - Follows: 4,289 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Harry P.
Storybook Hero by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry is sure he's living in a fairy tale with himself as the hero. Really, what else makes sense?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,295 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 1,941 - Follows: 2,115 - Updated: 3/12/2014 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Harry P.
A Building of Bridges by Unique reviews
No one would ever send Sherlock in to diffuse a stand-off; but on one unlikely day, that's exactly what happened. "Congratulations, Lestrade," he called out sarcastically. "You're traumatizing a war veteran."
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,325 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 3/8/2014 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Elizium for the Sleepless Souls by Voice of the Nephilim reviews
The crumbling island prison of Azkaban has been evacuated, its remaining prisoners left behind. Time growing short, Harry Potter will make one final bid for freedom, enlisting an unlikely crew of allies in a daring escape, where nothing is as it seems.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 52,712 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 3/7/2014 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the things that could have happened by arekay reviews
My oneshot folder. Ch 1: A darker Harry talks about how he's going to deal with Ron after the final battle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,274 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 3/5/2014 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Harry P.
The Great Romantic by MogtheGnome reviews
What are the odds that giving someone a gift would end up cascading into THIS kind of reaction? Probably pretty low... But this way is funnier.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,721 - Reviews: 1020 - Favs: 2,563 - Follows: 2,273 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,268 - Reviews: 5467 - Favs: 8,081 - Follows: 8,706 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
The Leaf's Naruto by Morta's Priest reviews
There's something to be said for keeping the past as it was - makes it predictable, malleable. Naruto never bought those arguments. He's always been the one to power through adversity rather than wait it out, so why would now be any different? He'll do what has to be done, even if he steps on a few butterflies along the way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 188,736 - Reviews: 2866 - Favs: 5,788 - Follows: 6,626 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Naruto U.
Honestly, Harry! by AvalonianDream reviews
Harry and Hermione exploit various aspects of magic as defined in fanfiction to achieve tremendous succes in stupidly easy ways.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,804 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 12/5/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter: The Last Avatar by The Sorting Cat reviews
Why is Harry Potter considered the worst firebender in Gryffindor? Why doesn't he want to be noticed? Probably the same reason he dreams of drowning every night. [Harry Potter characters in an AU with magic replaced by the elemental powers of Avatar: The Last Airbender / Legend of Korra. Full summary inside.]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 135,342 - Reviews: 1082 - Favs: 2,108 - Follows: 2,506 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Harry P.
The Unsuspecting side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh reviews
A companion fic to "The Havoc side of the Force". Extra scenes and different perspectives from that story.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,760 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 1,486 - Follows: 1,779 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P.
Naruto's Oblivion by Diresquirrel reviews
Gato got a little bit greedy and didn't anticipate how ninja would react when you sell off their baby ninjas. Naruto, Sakura, Haku and Sasuke later wake up in a dungeon.
Crossover - Naruto & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,860 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 1/2/2014 - Published: 11/28/2013 - Haku, Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Ice and Darkness by Racke reviews
A screwed up spell sends Eva into the middle of Kyuubi's sealing process. She spends the next decade kicking the annoying little thing around their cage for shits and giggles. Then Naruto makes a friend, and suddenly Team 7 causes a bit more chaos than they really ought to. Crack (Now with extra Omake)
Crossover - Naruto & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,309 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 1,206 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Naruto U., Evangeline A.K. M. - Complete
Harry Potter: Game of the Year Edition by Casey W reviews
Harry Potter dies in the graveyard of Little Hangleton. GAME OVER. Start new game? Concept borrowed from Majin Hentai X and Chibi-Reaper.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,205 - Reviews: 1347 - Favs: 3,479 - Follows: 4,411 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Harry P.
Time MixUp by Lucillia reviews
Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,009 - Reviews: 2042 - Favs: 3,622 - Follows: 3,123 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Yamato - Complete
Awaken Sleeper by Water Mage reviews
For years Harrison Potter has been in a mental institution living dreams of magic, wizards, and dark lords. Eventually the dreamer has to awaken. His reality has to be accepted as fantasy. Although some things stay the same... Dresden Files xover.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 186,282 - Reviews: 1585 - Favs: 2,851 - Follows: 2,854 - Updated: 11/22/2013 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Harry P.
Thinking in Little Green Boxes by Diresquirrel reviews
A certain young wizard ends up at 4 Privy Drive instead of 4 Privet Drive. He is raised with loving care by a cuddly Merc with a Mouth. WARNING: now with 19.96% more Death Eaters and a Rodent of Death.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 103,699 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 1,579 - Follows: 1,268 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Harry P.
I'm A Doctor, Not A by Lucillia reviews
A while back someone - or several someones - did something where Watson says "I'm a doctor, not a... Insert profession here ." I was inspired. All of mine will be crossovers with a fantasy or sci-fi twist.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson
Naruto: Ramen Days by Rathanel reviews
After dying at the end of the Sand-Sound Invasion, Naruto finds that his life is governed by a strange set of rules that he is still trying to figure out. VideoGame!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 122,571 - Reviews: 1861 - Favs: 4,096 - Follows: 4,364 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Naruto U.
Time on my Side by Mark Geoffrey Norrish reviews
To prevent a pair of werewolf infections on the night of Pettigrew's escape, Harry and Hermione decide to turn their stable time loop into a time corkscrew.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,232 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/18/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Dobby's Sock Drawer by Schwep reviews
Random HP story scraps. Anything put in here is up for adoption.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,918 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 5/21/2013
Stepping Into The Sky by Raul Fictitious reviews
(Chapters 1 to 9 rewritten.) Dobby does not succeed in rescuing Harry and the order is crushed by Voldemort. Harry is sealed and 500 years into the future he is found by the crew of the ship, Serenity. ON HOLD.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 111,414 - Reviews: 776 - Favs: 1,487 - Follows: 2,103 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Harry P., R. Tam
Harry Potter and the Temporal Beacon by willyolioleo reviews
At the end of 3rd year, Hermione asks Harry for some help with starting an interesting project. If a dark lord's got a 50-year head start on you, maybe what you need is a little more time to even the playing field. AU, Timetravel, HHr, mild Ron bashing. Minimizing new powers, just making good use of existing ones.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 428,826 - Reviews: 4971 - Favs: 4,328 - Follows: 4,925 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Master of Death by rgm0005 reviews
In one world, an old man's life ends. In another, a foolish wizard performs a ritual and calls upon the Master of Death. And in both, there is a sound-a sound like an oncoming train. To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 69,139 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 2,125 - Follows: 2,477 - Updated: 9/17/2013 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Harry P., H. Dresden
When He Finds Out by Uncle Stojil reviews
Because of something happening when they were babies, Harry Potter and Harry Dresden's lives are inevitably linked together. The results become evident only a few years later and they are unexpected, problematic and quite a little entertaining for both.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 79,745 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 970 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Harry P., H. Dresden
Summoning the Sun by Mashadar reviews
She begged for a beautiful, sacred and strong familiar. She never expected how sacred a certain white wolf could be.
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Okami - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 66,985 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 1,308 - Follows: 1,263 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Louise, Amaterasu
Harry Potter and the Animorphs 1: The Beginning by OctopusPatronus reviews
Series Summary: Instead of five American teenagers, Elfangor gives morphing powers to four young Hogwarts students. It's up to Harry Potter and his friends to stop the Yeerk invasion, even while Voldemort's war threatens to tear them apart. The Beginning: One night during detention, Harry discovers that there are far stranger things in the universe than magic.
Crossover - Animorphs & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,566 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 1/8/2013
Teach Your Children Well by AvocadoLove reviews
After Madara final attack on the village, Rokudaime Kakashi uncovers a time-travel scroll. Now he's Team Seven's sensei again. And this time, he's going to do things differently. A time travel fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,849 - Reviews: 3253 - Favs: 4,304 - Follows: 4,434 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
200 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do at Hogwarts by Selenehekate reviews
Now being REVAMPED! It's Fred and George's last year at Hogwarts, so naturally they want to break the rules... and get Hermione, Harry, Ron, and Ginny involved! Their list of 200 things they shouldn't do, but will do anyway... Told in snippets, R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,231 - Reviews: 1160 - Favs: 1,049 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Oops by michaelsuave reviews
Go back to the beginning, that was the plan. Stop Voldemort on the cusp of becoming a dark lord, stop him before he created his first horcrux and change history before it could be written. That was the plan, only Harry made a mistake.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,183 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 1,424 - Follows: 1,591 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Harry P.
Adventures in Child Care and Other One Shots by Perspicacity reviews
An assortment of Harry Potter one shots. Though listed as "Humor/General," the collection also contains Drama, Horror, Family, and Tragedy, as well as a few experimental fiction stories as I work out my stylist chops. Contain crossovers with several fictional worlds, including the Cthulhu Mythos, Starship Troopers, Star Wars, and James Bond.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,291 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Harry P., Padma P. - Complete
The Filing Cabinet by Rathanel reviews
A collection of omake, crossovers, random ideas, and anything else that insists that it be written. First chapter serves as the ToC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 63,785 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 10/24/2011
Half Alive Half Dead by MK-ONE reviews
Oh what the hell... I was feeling a little quirky one night and started to write a dark humor Harry fic.Harry has an accident and decides to do things his way. Maybe not a nice way, but expedient and at times...funny. MK-ONE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 57,490 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Harry P.
Handler of the Jinchuuriki by Writing bunny reviews
Most Hidden Villages have a person assigned to take care of their jinchuuriki. Konoha doesn't. Why? Maybe there's a reason.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,108 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S.
Knowledge is Useful, But Power is Power by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry and Hermione are gifted a handwritten book at the beginning of Fourth Year. A book that reveals horrible truths about the world they live in. Prepare for a tougher Harry and a battle focused on the Ministry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 93,462 - Reviews: 1244 - Favs: 2,891 - Follows: 2,457 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Complete
The Terrible Ideas Bin by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Threads of writing, ideas, and beginnings I'll probably never use. Or maybe I will, if something percolates long enough.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,375 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 8/13/2011
Escapologist Harry by Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 2,752 - Follows: 625 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Connections by aszecsei reviews
In canon, Harry sought the acceptance of the adults around him. Tom Riddle sought to exercise power over everyone else. This Harry never wants to feel helpless again. Sociopath!Harry, some minor Harry/Fleur.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,311 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 1,656 - Follows: 1,977 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Harry P.
Deep as the Sea by rgm0005 reviews
'And I've removed the filter from your eyes which covered them before, so now, you'll easily distinguish between gods and men.' After the power of the Mist began to weaken, the demigods found themselves in the middle of a whole new world.
Crossover - Dresden Files & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,669 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 12/18/2011 - H. Dresden, Percy J.
A Wizard Named Harry by Bugz-Toon reviews
Harry Dresden has taken a lot of blows to the head over his career, and woken up in a lot of interesting places, but... aboard the Hogwarts Express in the body of an eleven-year-old boy with a lightning-bolt scar on his forehead? Yeah, that's a new one. Most people, they'd just enjoy the ride, but Dresden has read the books, and he REALLY doesn't like dark wizards...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,877 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 982 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 1/12/2013 - H. Dresden
Harry Potter and the Forests of Valbonë by enembee reviews
Long ago the Forests of Valbonë were closed to wizards and all were forbidden to set foot within them. So when, at the end of his second year, Harry becomes disenchanted with his life at Hogwarts, where else could he and his unlikely band of cohorts want to go? Join Harry on a trip into the unknown, where the only certainty is that he has absolutely no idea what he's doing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 115,748 - Reviews: 2058 - Favs: 2,070 - Follows: 2,300 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Harry P., Sorting Hat
A Cunning Slytherin by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Daphne Greengrass enacts a cunning plan to deal with her housemates' silly objections to her decision to date Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,356 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 1,452 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Daphne G., Harry P. - Complete
A Matter of Perspective by Clell65619 reviews
One of the Magical World's strangest creations is the Mirror of Erised. But that isn't the only magical mirror in the world, as Harry finds out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 158 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Something Wicked This Way Comes by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
After Cedric's death, Harry and company summon a demon to kill Lord Voldemort. Except, well, when the hell is summoning a demon ever turn out just the way you planned?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Disgaea - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 48 - Words: 160,233 - Reviews: 1497 - Favs: 1,809 - Follows: 1,349 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Harry P., Etna - Complete
Strangers in Bars by Whispering Darkness reviews
Everyone else was avoiding the strange man but Harry felt himself drawn to him. His loud, archaic speech and enthusiastic drinking seemed to be off-putting to most people but to the Gryffindor it felt comfortingly familiar how different the man was.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,716 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 2,017 - Follows: 1,198 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S., Thor - Complete
On An Island In The Sun by Rorschach's Blot reviews
You don't like the way this country operates? You think its bureaucrats corrupt, its politicians moronic, its people apathetic sheep? Fine! Go make your own!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 32,584 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 1,818 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Complete
Planning Ahead by Bil reviews
AU 4th year. In which Voldemort's plans are upset, Severus is annoyed, and Harry has a new career goal. There is also a kitten, because kittens are cool. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
C'est La Vie by cywscross reviews
A year after the war ends, Fate takes the opportunity to toss her favourite hero into a different dimension to repay her debt. A new life in exchange for having fulfilled her prophecy. Harry just wants to know why he has no say in the matter. And why Fate thinks that his hero complex won't eventually kick in. Then again, that might be exactly why Fate dumped him there.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 107,884 - Reviews: 3939 - Favs: 8,349 - Follows: 8,682 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Harry P.
Other People's Pets by ABadPlanWellExecuted reviews
Rose decides to keep the Dalek instead of Adam. The Doctor is not amused. Absolutely cracktacular!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,467 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 4/5/2012 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Help Wanted by JonaBee reviews
A dark force awakens in another demension... again. Ranma's mother is hiding a secret... again. Everything is Ranma's fault... again, and Sailor Pluto is annoyed... Again.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,590 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Jadeite/Jedite, Ranma
That Which Holds The Image by TheAngelsHaveThePhoneBox reviews
Harry Potter faces a boggart that doesn't turn into a Dementor or even Voldermort, but into a horror from his childhood. Now the boggart isn't even a boggart anymore. There's no imitation. That which holds the image of an Angel, becomes itself an Angel.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,036 - Reviews: 1048 - Favs: 2,290 - Follows: 1,266 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 7/7/2011 - 11th Doctor, Harry P. - Complete
Say Goodnight, Vernon by apAidan reviews
Everything that ever went wrong in Vernon Dursley's life was the fault of those freaks. Especially The Freak, his nephew. But finally, Vernon will have some peace. Won't he?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Vernon D. - Complete
The God of Dragons by RuRuLaLa reviews
Charlie Weasley starts a cult. He regrets it immensely. Meanwhile, Harry has a little girl time with his dragon lady friends. Side story to 'Oh You didn't Know? Yeah He's Awesome'. Gift fic for my 100th reviewer RRW.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,599 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Charlie W. - Complete
In Which Sirius Can't Tell a Story to Save His Life by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Remus orders Sirius to tell Harry a bedtime story. Harry, however, is fifteen and would really rather just go to sleep. Oh, and Sirius's story sucks.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 58 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Betrayal by butalearner reviews
Winner of the DLP February 2013 Apocalyptic/Dystopian Fiction Contest! Attempting to hold the trio together, Hermione grabs Ron just before he Apparates, accidentally abandoning Harry on the Horcrux hunt. Four years later, Harry is a changed man.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,128 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 980 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
The Last Enemy to be Destroyed by Nauro reviews
Is Death truly the end of everything? Harry Potter returns after an unsuccessful task in Albania to find the reason of his failure. Yet, he will soon wish that he would have never found the truth. Neither life nor death cannot offer him the gift of ignorance - Harry will have to understand just what does becoming the Master of Death truly mean.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,686 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Arcana by the Imaginizer reviews
Harry Potter's life as we know it is entrenched with destiny, sewn together like a tightly plotted book. But what if his bond with destiny was far more imminent? What if whatever card said that Harry Potter is rubbish at divination was turned upside down?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 167,030 - Reviews: 1540 - Favs: 2,364 - Follows: 2,451 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Harry P.
Reunion by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It all starts with Hogwarts' Class Reunion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,134 - Reviews: 1672 - Favs: 3,789 - Follows: 3,099 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Complete
I am become Death by ForgerOfLies reviews
"With this..." The voice spoke directly to Harry's ear. "You earn the title of being the master of death, but alas none could ever master me but myself." Xover fic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 107 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Harry P.
Unplanned Paternity by TwinTrouble reviews
Indefinite babysitting duty was so not on Kakashi's list of things he wanted to do with his life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 133,199 - Reviews: 2734 - Favs: 4,038 - Follows: 4,170 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
An Unfound Door by joe6991 reviews
War is coming to Hogwarts, and Harry Potter, fifth-year Ravenclaw, is beset on all sides by enemies unknown, unseen, and unfound…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,681 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 964 - Follows: 1,168 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Harry P.
The Sherlock Problem by Sarah1281 reviews
Everyone knows that John Watson is a good doctor and enjoy having him around at the clinic. The only thing stopping him from being a truly great one is his odd tendency to run out of there at odd hours muttering something about Sherlock. Some of his coworkers try to figure out just what a 'Sherlock' is and if they need to call someone about it. Really, they're just concerned.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/15/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Chronicles of the Dark Lord Ginnymort by respitechristopher reviews
Dedicated to my friends in the Teachers' Lounge. Lord Voldemort's attempt to possess the soul of Ginny Weasley was successful, but his triumph was not without consequence. Find out how our favorite arch-villain deals with the pitfalls and pratfalls, the laughter, loss and love of a teenage girl's life at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,694 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Voldemort, Ginny W. - Complete
Elsewhere, but not Elsewhen by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Thestrals can go a lot more places than just wherever you need to go. Unfortunately for Harry Potter, Voldemort is more than aware of this, and doesn't want to deal with Harry Potter anymore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 73,640 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 1,551 - Follows: 1,851 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Harry P.
Hindsight is Doubleplusclear by Zalgo Jenkins reviews
How long can a society survive when it can't say "idea"?
1984 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Complete
Vulpine by Saphroneth reviews
Not entirely serious story. So, performing a summoning technique without a contract lands you with your most appropriate summon? Naruto sees someone summoning while still in the academy, and gives it a go.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 97,478 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 2,470 - Follows: 1,339 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Wizard from Earth by Morta's Priest reviews
Living for a century is an accomplishment, even for a wizard. Two is a rarity. Living them all? That is the territory of the gods. Harry Potter remembers a cat's glowing eyes, a strange old man with a wicked smile, and pain. It is the year 3050 B.C.E. and he has all of history as his future.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Man from Earth - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 80,321 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 2,186 - Follows: 2,509 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Harry P.
Son of Lightning, Child of Moon by Lutris A reviews
The Last Dragonborn is locked in eternal combat with the World-Eater in Sovngarde. There are whispers of evil spreading in High Rock. The Aldmeri Dominion marches on Cyrodiil, and without a hero to guide them, Skyrim's Civil War rages on. The future of Tamriel itself seems dire, when an immense lightning storm brings with it a new hero to Nirn: Harry Potter, The Master of Death.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,090 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Harry P.
Gullible is Written on the Ceiling by Crystal M. Key reviews
Harry, raised by Sirius, is put on the Hogwarts Express.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
From the Shadows by MK-ONE reviews
Harry is betrayed at the final battle and is forced to flee England and rebuild his life anonymously anew.Prophesy has a way of interferring and dragging him back to face his destiny,that doesn't mean he has to like it or cooperate with the powers that be
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 107,194 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 1,148 - Follows: 1,031 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
You Have A Problem by Drauchenfyre reviews
Harry has a little 'chat' with one of his more obsessive friends...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Harry P., Oliver W. - Complete
All Hallows' Eve - New York by Whispering Darkness reviews
Harry Potter had never really managed a normal, peaceful Halloween, so he really shouldn't have been surprised when he was suddenly displaced from the grocery store and found himself in front of a maniacally cackling man in a very dramatic outfit.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 3,196 - Follows: 749 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Grim Hunt by ashmanonar reviews
Sirius Black is on the loose! Who better to hunt him down than the only practicing Wizard Private Investigator in Chicago. But nothing is ever simple for Harry Dresden...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,809 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Harry P., H. Dresden - Complete
Chaos in his Wake: Reedited Version by SideshowStarlet reviews
Six year-old Harry fought for fun, self-defense, and to become the warrior he always dreamed of being. Will a strange flyer with directions for joining "Project Mayhem" help him live his dream? Or will it destroy the light's greatest weapon? SpaceMonkeyHP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fight Club - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,508 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Harry P.
Human Stupidity Has No Limits by CrazyDuck5280 reviews
Recipe for disaster: Delores Umbridge and her Decrees against a Harry Potter with knowledge of the law and the Muggle Tv. Result: Chaos and hilarity as the DADA Professor shows how stupid can be someone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,787 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 966 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Four Teams by Racke reviews
The Genin 12 all graduated in the same year; thus, they were all separated into different teams. Sakura is professional, Hinata wears sunglasses, Ino is NOT crushing, Tenten battles Konoha's insanity, and Kiba hates everyone.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,851 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Complete
Unconscionable Silliness by Lord Jeram reviews
Various ideas I may never write more of - or perhaps I will! Who knows, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,842 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 9/5/2012
The Cupboard by FranticArmoire reviews
What begins as a simple trip to retrieve extra cleaning supplies for his mother turns into something more for Dudley, something even he can't explain. He still hasn't forgotten what the Dementors showed him the previous summer, and he's beginning to think that maybe they were right after all. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,467 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 972 - Follows: 160 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Warrior's Heir by Osireia reviews
DEAD. Harry is thrown into a world where purebloods are condemned, Tom Riddle is the Boy Who Lived, and the Dark Lord is someone he'd never suspect. Will his emerging abilities be enough? Should he support Riddle - or the Dark Lord? No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 164,771 - Reviews: 978 - Favs: 1,352 - Follows: 1,455 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Legal Alien by Whispering Darkness reviews
Normal people didn't have to worry about this sort of thing when they go on vacation. They worry about things like losing their luggage, catching a cab or something similar. Not alien invasions. Harry, however, had never been normal. Then again, neither were these guys. One-shot
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,262 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 2,714 - Follows: 801 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Exit Stage Left by skyflyte12 reviews
Time travelling, in Harry's opinion, was a lot like being pushed down the stairs in a towel; painful, unexpected and you inevitably end up naked in the end
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,634 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 885 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Harry P.
Hokage Kakashi by Mirror and Image reviews
Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,858 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 1,535 - Follows: 256 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Jamie Evans and Fate's Fool by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Harry Potter stepped back in time with enough plans to deal with just about everything fate could throw at him. He forgot one problem: He's fate's chewtoy. Mentions of rape, sex, unholy vengeance, and venomous squirrels. Reposted after takedown!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 77,208 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 1,568 - Follows: 491 - Published: 6/2/2012 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] - Complete
Death Shall Have No Dominion by Morta's Priest reviews
"You are cordially offered a position in the Department of Mysteries." Harry receives a most unexpected offer from the Ministry of Magic - but why? Nothing is as it seems on the Ninth Level... Unspeakable!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 157,472 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 1,177 - Follows: 1,329 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Harry P.
160 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by Cliodhna reviews
160 tales of rules Fred and George broke during their time at Hogwarts. Ten new tales including 'I will not refer to Hagrid as the BFG, even if I think he secretly likes it,' and 'I will not pay Peeves to rewrite the school song.' R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,306 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 1,232 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Fred W., George W.
The Watcher at the Gates by apAidan reviews
While the afterlife is supposed to be beyond the petty concerns of mortal life, sometimes events carry over. Rating for mention of sensitive subjects/concepts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,231 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Severus S., OC - Complete
Harry and the Sadistic Bastard by Lucillia reviews
After Harry dies and is given the mantle of Death and the job that comes with it, he gets some on-the-job training from the Death of another universe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Destination - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 74 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Something Something by Legendary Legacy reviews
Hey, wouldn't it be cool if someone took as many fanfic cliches as possible and stuffed them all into one story? No? Well, I went ahead and did it anyway. Multi-chapter Mockfic. This summary is actually a lot better than I originally thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,314 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Harry P.
Wayne, what happened to those fountains! by Meinos Kaen reviews
Naruto returns to Konoha and finally works up the courage to confess his true feelings to the love of his life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,223 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 125 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
The Difference Between a Chuunin and a Jounin by Mirror and Image reviews
There is one notable difference between Chuunin and Jounin. Then there's the difference between Kakashi and everybody else.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 52 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
The Sun Dog by enembee reviews
I am Harry Potter and I've just destroyed everything; space, time, matter and all twenty-six dimensions of our fragile little world in the twinkling of an eye. I am Harry Potter and I have just irreparably violated Global Causality. Take that Hawking.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,932 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 1,171 - Follows: 1,616 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Warping Circumstances by Deritine reviews
AU Post HBP. DH semi-compliant: The horcruxes are destroyed- the bits of soul latched on to Harry's own. But killing himself only sends Harry to an alternate dimension, this one desperately vulnerable to the dark soul he carries.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 85,503 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 1,342 - Follows: 979 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Ectomancer by RustyRed reviews
Falling through puddles and magic gone haywire are just a few of Harry's newest problems. With the Ministry falling apart and Voldemort unearthing ancient secrets, will Harry uncover the truth in time? Post-OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 103,911 - Reviews: 899 - Favs: 1,994 - Follows: 2,209 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Harry P.
rēḱs deiwoskʷe by Gleam reviews
Knowledge will murder the world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,524 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Naruto U.
Triwizard Tales by Clell65619 reviews
- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1316 - Favs: 4,029 - Follows: 1,576 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Dear fanfiction writers, by H o r i z o n s reviews
Humorous letters to fanfiction writers focusing on what the characters would say in response to the clichés stories some fanfiction writers write. Canon universe and pairings, mostly. Drabble Fic. Suggestions are most welcome. R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 6,734 - Reviews: 2385 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way vs Canon by Cookie VanDeKamp reviews
First entry in the MSEA Files. There's a new student at Hogwarts by the name of Ebony Way, and she seems pretty screwed up in the head. Rated T for language and canon rape. And eye rape, probably.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,095 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 9/3/2011 - OC - Complete
You Can't Take The Sky From Me by LordAnarchy666 reviews
Winner of the October DLP Azkaban!Harry story contest. Harry Potter, imprisoned by a fluke stroke of luck, wakes up to a new world filled with spaceships, an all-powerful Military Government, and the ragtag crew of Serenity. Where does Magic fit in?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,571 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 918 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Harry P., R. Tam
Point Game by Silens Cursor reviews
Harry and Tonks have a conversation, and it turns into something more.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,882 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 57 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
A Seemingly Simple Game by Sarah1281 reviews
Faced with nothing better to do, the Trio break out Monopoly. Complicated by the fact that Ron's never played before and this IS Hogwarts, the game somehow becomes rife with outrageous corruption, lousy service, and jail time for minor traffic violations
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,735 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 1,463 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Tale of the WereTroll by Contraltissimo reviews
One of the teens offhandedly invokes the gods... and straaaange things start happening in the village of Berk. Happy Halloween! XD
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,958 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 2,207 - Follows: 355 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 2 by BajaB reviews
Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,642 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 2,588 - Follows: 1,070 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Complete
Writing Spiral History by Ayala Atreides reviews
Hundreds of years in the future, Viral has taken on the role of eternal storyteller, chronicling the history of the Spiral Race. But who knew it'd be such an annoying job? Pure crack, contains mild swearing.
Gurren Lagann - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Viral - Complete
Death 1, Destiny 0 by Kinsfire reviews
Voldemort has been defeated, and a party is being thrown in his honor. But there's one guest missing...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,029 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Through the Eyes of Death by Writing bunny reviews
Naruto was touched by the Shinigami at birth. It left an effect, that is both a gift and a curse. How will Naruto deal?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 23 - Words: 77,407 - Reviews: 1238 - Favs: 2,597 - Follows: 2,746 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Naruto U.
Memorium by Aesop reviews
The use of memory altering spells is common in the HP books. Protecting their secrecy comes before everything else, and justifies any action. Or so they believe.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,424 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 61 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Amelia B. - Complete
Concentric Wavelengths by Voice of the Nephilim reviews
Trapped within the depths of the Department of Mysteries, Harry is entangled in a desperate, violent battle against both the Death Eaters and a horrifying creation of the Unspeakables, with time itself left as his only weapon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,195 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 86 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Tête à tête With Tom by knuckz reviews
It's easy to cheat on tests when you have a very knowledgeable Dark Lord only a mind's connection away. Oneshot. Winner of the DLP April Humor Competition!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 787 - Follows: 168 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Denouement by gingeringfigs reviews
As he held the still and small body in his hands, he shattered. (This is a one-shot. Any stories marked complete are done. Do not ask for updates.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,803 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 43 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Rise, and Rise Again by Samuel Black reviews
Harry lost her. The only person who truly mattered to him. What's a newly christened Master of Death to do? HP/NT, Semi-canon compliant. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,707 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Harry P., N. Tonks
The Duellist by Johnny Farrar reviews
A challenge to a mid-night duel alters Harry Potter's fate. Given a taste of the thrill and excitement of a wizard's duel, Harry's life takes a sudden turn as he immerses himself into the noble art of his fore-fathers — Duelling.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,069 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 323 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Fuzzy Logic by Deritine reviews
AU time travel: The kyuubi no kitsune knew something was wrong, but couldn't put a paw on quite what. However, there are benefits to being a force of nature, including time itself bending to accommodate you. Edited version on AO3!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 161,393 - Reviews: 1871 - Favs: 2,758 - Follows: 1,616 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Happiness in Azkaban by Myst Shadow reviews
::one-shot:: "Why, Sirius? Why escape now?" Harry's voice broke. "Why not when I was a kid, and really needed you?" ::Cedric is dead and Harry needs /something/ - a conversation that never happened, but maybe should have::
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,860 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 49 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The World is Not Enough by Earl Lonsdale reviews
Complete. Oneshot. The whispers are getting louder. 'Seize it! Seize it' The Master of Death finally accepts his destiny. Not for everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,881 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 86 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Something Grim This Way Comes by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry is about to start his first year at Hogwarts. With him comes his cynical, somewhat unofficial, not to mention bent on world domination girlfriend Mandy. And they're also bringing their mutual best friend i.e.: indentured servant the Grim Reaper.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 68,629 - Reviews: 918 - Favs: 2,918 - Follows: 1,943 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Harry P., Mandy
Forty One Times Dead by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry has an annoying habit of dying before his time. After one death too many, the Soul Reaper assigned to the case decides to take matters in hand and train the Boy-Who-Lived up to scratch. Good thing he's already dead; 'cause this just might kill him!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,271 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 1,577 - Follows: 326 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Thick Woolen Socks by forever and three more seconds reviews
"...I? I see myself holding a pair of thick, woolen socks..." What Albus Dumbledore really sees when he looks into the Miror of Erised.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Albus D., Aberforth D. - Complete
Aliens in the Backyard by Raven Aorla reviews
Calvin is really, really good at attracting attention from aliens. Usually Hobbes merely bears this, but now he has a reason to call for help, and a certain blue police box makes an appearance in a forested suburb in Ohio. Unrequited Martha/10.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,493 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - 10th Doctor - Complete
The Other Side of the Coin by Zennith6 reviews
Harry Potter, defeater of Grindelwald, has come to Hogwarts. Raised by Sirius Black and sorted in to Slytherin, Harry finds his way under the guidance and watchful gaze of his mentor and Defense Against the Dark Arts professor, one Tom Marvolo Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 92,276 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Dreaming by Sakiku reviews
Kakashi has a strange recurring dream. And it makes him brush the edges of sanity. Maybe it even takes him beyond. Or maybe he is already on the beyond? Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,538 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Kakashi H. - Complete
A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies by Silver Pard reviews
Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 2,046 - Follows: 176 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
The Fire Omens by chase glasslace reviews
TMR. Gen. 'Incendio is the first incantation that Tom ever learns.' Europe in the eye of the storm. oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,250 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Truth or Dare? by TheFatalIllusion reviews
When unusual circumstances leave the Dark Lord, Lucius and Draco Malfoy, Severus Snape, Ron, Hermione, Ginny and finally Harry Potter trapped together, unable to use their magic, what will happen when Harry suggests the innocent game of Truth or Dare?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 85,819 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 1,876 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Helheim's Gate by Inquisitive Tea reviews
Something is wrong with Toothless. Hiccup will go to Hel and back to fix it. Told with a twist on Norse mythology. Special thanks to my beta reader, Backroads.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,351 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
Another Year of Christmas Disasters by SilverWolf7007 reviews
The Gryffindor Common Room has a palm tree, a small forest of pine trees, more tinsel than can possibly be safe, and the constant sound of drums. Obviously, Harry is personalizing the Twelve Days of Christmas. Backwards.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,935 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Failing Twilight by Shadow Rebirth reviews
ABANDONED. Naruto had learnt from a young age that life could get hectic, but all this chaos with Biju, daimyos, and psychotic missing-nin was going a bit too far. Now just throw in a fourth Great Shinobi War and you've got one pissed off seal master. [AU, no pairings.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,508 - Reviews: 1119 - Favs: 2,604 - Follows: 2,716 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Naruto U.
He's Not Normal by Uncle Stojil reviews
Harry Potter goes back in time and has to start everything again. Do you think he will be careful not to screw the timeline up? No, he doesn’t even think about it! A story featuring a loony Harry and a Magical World that seems willing to adapt to him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,722 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 2,770 - Follows: 3,026 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Time Spiral by Lord Jeram reviews
Voldemort uses an ancient artifact that sends Harry careening through time without being able to stop, while reality rapidly changes around him... can he ever return home without destroying everything? And slowly his oblivion creeps ever closer...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,746 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 35 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Denarian Variation by Shezza reviews
Set after The Denarian Lord: Eight years after Harry killed Voldemort, the last Denarian Lord is surprised to find Amanda Carpenter begging for his help. They had come and taken her daughter away. As Harry fights to get her back, Albus has his own plan...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,545 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 285 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Project M by Water Mage reviews
After waking up on an alternate Earth Harry is tested and experimented on. They tried to turn him into a weapon. But he was no ones weapon. Not anymore. Where does he fit in this new world where things and people are a bit more...ultimate. HP/Marvel xover
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 44,915 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 1,621 - Follows: 1,935 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Harry P.
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5784 - Favs: 8,776 - Follows: 3,316 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Anbu Training Mission by Ebona Nite reviews
As a new Anbu, Naruto must take training missions. He's let in on a long held secret in Konoha that may possibly be the longest running prank in village history... Feel free to use idea, just reference me.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 122 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Naruto U., Tora - Complete
Peggy Susie by EliezerYudkowsky reviews
She fought her way to the Box, and somehow made it work, and now she's back. Will she be able to prevent the end of the world this time around? -- If this isn't the world's most gratuitous Peggy Sue fic, I'd like to know what is.
Misc. Comics - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Complete
By the Divining Light by enembee reviews
Book 1. Follow Harry and Dumbledore as they descend into the depths of Old Magic seeking power and redemption in equal measure. En route they encounter ancient enchantments, a heliopath and an evil that could burn the world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,970 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Parting The Continents by Big D on a Diet reviews
Horrible, horrible DLP-inspired crackfic. Easily my worst work ever. Features Evil!Harry/Cannibal!Luna/Confused!Laurasia. Don't know who Laurasia is? Neither does anyone else. You will regret reading this as much as I regret writing it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,198 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Harry P., Luna L.
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 1738 - Favs: 2,891 - Follows: 2,002 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10150 - Favs: 12,340 - Follows: 5,086 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Excuse in Accomplishment by kiraiakuma reviews
After the Forest of Death Naruto tries to get Kakashi to train him. But Kakashi has to train Sasuke, so how does he get out of this without hurting his students feelings... too much?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
A Magical World by Miranda Flairgold reviews
Last fic in the trilogy! Demons invaded Earth intent on enslaving all magical life. But they miscalculated...the Earthling's magic is stronger than they suspected, and far more dangerous. Now the survivors regroup in the new magical world, to fight back.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 31,170 - Reviews: 1633 - Favs: 2,763 - Follows: 2,867 - Updated: 11/3/2009 - Published: 8/20/2009
Graveling by Thea-Zara reviews
Harry discovers another aspect of being the master of death. Ficlet/One-shot unless inspiration hits
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dead Like Me - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Choosing the Fourth by Sarah1281 reviews
In which the Third Hokage, the three Sannin, and the Yellow Flash decide on the Fourth Hokage by means of 'not its', addressing a series of hypothetical situations, and seeing who's brave enough to put on Tsunade's cursed necklace.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 850 - Follows: 134 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Minato N., Hiruzen S. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 939 - Favs: 4,913 - Follows: 898 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Timely Errors by Worfe reviews
Harry Potter never had much luck, being sent to his parents’ past should have been expected. 'Complete' Time travel fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 130,020 - Reviews: 1853 - Favs: 6,414 - Follows: 1,716 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Hearts of Ice by Krista Perry reviews
Shampoo casts a spell with dragon blood and sends Akane to the realm of gods and demons. Ranma decides to get her back, and nothing - not even insanity or death - will stop him. Hearts of Ice is complete as of 6/20/2009.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 288,163 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 4/24/2001 - Ranma, Akane, Nabiki, Ryoga - Complete
The Potter Family Grimoire by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry Potter has an unprecedented amount of freedom the summer before his Third Year. He stumbles into an odd shop in Diagon Alley that will change his life forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,722 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 3,381 - Follows: 697 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Countdown by Silens Cursor reviews
Harry is alone. He has a bloody score to settle. And it is the day before the end of the world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,310 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 54 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Sapphire Eyes by Aceber reviews
The Yondaime hadn’t miscalculated. And he wasn’t all that golden either. An angelic exterior hides far more sinister motives. Long live the Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 81 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 4,048 - Follows: 606 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Hallows and Pathos by Perspicacity reviews
A mistake by a dying man drives Hermione to obsession as she seeks to unlock the secrets of the Deathly Hallows. Harry, wanting only peace, tries to rid himself of the taint of death. Two friends clash in a tragic struggle for identity and destiny.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,930 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 80 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
A Hole in the Sky by Tobu Ishi reviews
She should have guessed, Yoko thinks, later. She should have known. The harshest loss comes only after the battle is over. WARNINGS: Spoilers right to the ending, mild AU, hinted sexuality, character death. Simon/Nia
Gurren Lagann - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,683 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Simon, Nia T. - Complete
Tick Tock, Mr Potter by Samuel Black reviews
You are tonight's entertainment. There's only one objective. Survive until dawn, and you will be free to go." Azkaban just became a whole new type of Prison.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,525 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
100 Things Crowley Would Do Before the World Ended by shewhoguards reviews
Other people plan 100 things to do before they die. Crowley planned 100 things before EVERYBODY died.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,286 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Complete
The Twelve Disasters of Christmas by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Hermione and the others aren’t sure why, but the leadup to Christmas in Gryffindor Tower seems to be fraught with nothing but chaos, mistakes, and of course, Harry trying to be helpful.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,992 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Death Dancer by Lady Salazar reviews
Love isn’t a power, only a powerful emotion. But Harry does have a power the Dark Lord does not, and that changes everything. AU, short oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,287 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 220 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Miss Print by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #3: The Daily Prophet has been furthering Voldemort's agenda. It's time for the DA to do something about that. Senior Secretary of Veracity Lisa Turpin gets the call in Operation Roto-Reuters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,493 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 132 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Complete
Autophobic by ScytheRider reviews
When a Charmeleon survives a suicide attempt, its trainer finds himself faced with some difficult decisions. Charmeleon's POV. One-shot, sequel to "Acrophobic" by EkaSwede.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,235 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Complete
Matters of Time by Ridney reviews
Living forever is the same as watching everyone die. Even those you never expected to leave you, must. Rated for mild language, character death, and shameless sentimentality.
Gurren Lagann - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,321 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Viral, Simon - Complete
Perfectly Hollow by Silver Pard reviews
What happens when two fated people never meet?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,922 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 73 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Prank Lord Potter by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Harry was dumb enough to swear a magical oath to replace Voldemort as Dark Lord. Thus, Veridans Lucis, Dark Lord of Chaos, is born. WIP Part 2 up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,027 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 1,161 - Follows: 1,010 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Harry P.
BIG RED BUTTON by KafkaExMachina reviews
DO NOT PUSH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Complete
Naruto: Pillars of Chaos by RustyRed reviews
ON HIATUS The Kyuubi’s attack was not simple, random chance. Now, six years later, the Beast Realm is splintering and demons walk the earth. Enter Naruto, a devious kid with something to prove. He’ll need it—he’s the catalyst.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,680 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Naruto U.
The Horror! The Horror! by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,926 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 1,978 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Animorph Characters, Your Very Own Manual by PowerPen reviews
You are now the proud owner of your very own Animorph Character! Please read instructions carefully before opening. Ellimist!
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,836 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 1/15/2007
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5300 - Favs: 9,485 - Follows: 2,832 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 230,739 - Reviews: 2358 - Favs: 2,498 - Follows: 991 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Twenty Times Uzumaki Naruto Didn't Die by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Over time, Naruto learns what it means to be Jinchuuriki. Final in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,849 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 2,493 - Follows: 429 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Odd Ideas Bin aka Weird Sh Folder by The-Caitiff reviews
A collection of odd little what if's that pop into my head but aren't enough to become a full story. Maybe just a scene, or a drabble, or even a plot bunny I couldn't use.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,351 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Hermione G.
The Sleeper Awakes by SnorkackCatcher reviews
It's been coming on for a while," said Percy ... "But I had to find a way out and it's not so easy at the Ministry, they're imprisoning traitors all the time." DH, ch30 . This is Percy’s journey to that point.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,606 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Percy W., Dolores U. - Complete
Antithesis by Water Mage reviews
Nineteen years later, life was going great for Harry Potter. He had everything he had ever wanted. Friends, a wife, children. It was perfect. Then he opened his eyes...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,788 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 1,672 - Follows: 261 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Denarian Renegade by Shezza reviews
By the age of seven, Harry Potter hated his home, his relatives and his life. However, an ancient demonic artefact has granted him the powers of a Fallen and now he will let nothing stop him in his quest for power. AU: Slight Xover with Dresden Files
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 234,997 - Reviews: 1852 - Favs: 3,403 - Follows: 1,234 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
A Bad Week at the Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 3,401 - Follows: 735 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Ouroboros by chase glasslace reviews
Postwar. 'You and I will always be here ... even after you follow me into death, we will remain.' The wizarding world tries to rebuild and forget, but history will always repeat itself. Mild TomHarry. [oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,433 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Hero's License by KenF reviews
Harry has not been shaping up as a hero, and gets a warning.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
First Impressions by Taure reviews
AU oneshot. Albus Dumbledore goes to introduce Harry Potter to the Wizarding world.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,663 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 145 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Furry Fury by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #2: Post Agent Toots. The DA have to act and pick up on the Junior DA's, a.k.a. the Order's, slack. Research Director Chairman Granger plans and directs the mission: Operation Tolerance or Else.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,383 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 140 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Bungle in the Jungle: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
If you read just one fiction tonight make it this one. Go inside the mind of Harry Potter as he deals with betrayals, secrets and wild adventures. Not your usual fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 189,882 - Reviews: 2073 - Favs: 3,755 - Follows: 1,027 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Hunt For Harry Potter by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A Sequel to Make a Wish: Takes place directly after the events of 'Make a Wish,' Harry Potter is missing and his friends are determined to find him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,144 - Reviews: 1556 - Favs: 3,300 - Follows: 1,514 - Updated: 3/22/2007 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Ne Fiat Lux by Silver Pard reviews
AU: In a world where the beginning was different, Harry rants on why he's turned out the way he has.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,508 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 73 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Yin and Yang by IP82 reviews
PostHBP Following a trail of mysterious messages with a Yin & Yang symbol on them, Harry comes to certain devastating revelations, pushing him down the path to darkness. Dark!Harry, no romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 50,787 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 2/21/2007 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Harry P.
Deus Ex Machina by Kraken's Ghost reviews
The future can't be allowed to exist. Only one man has the gall to even try to avert the timeline. Uzumaki Naruto meet...Uzumaki Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,849 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 685 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
The DA Missions: Agent Toots by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #1: Harry and the DA decide it's time to be a little more proactive in the war on the Dark Lord. Chief Counter Intelligence Officer Lovegood initiates her first mission: Operation Death is Your Friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,551 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 156 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
The End by Taure reviews
OneShot. A little exploration of what would happen if wizards and Muggles could not coexist as peacefully as they have so far.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Skepsis by Amerision reviews
Everyone has those random fleeting urges, needs mostly ignored and forgotten. Harry’s are just a bit more darker than most. ONESHOT [Graphic Violence, Insanity]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Reach the Open Space by Tinn Tam reviews
After defeating Voldemort, Harry Potter was about to become the most adulated wizard in the History of Wizardkind. But he ruined it all. And he's damn proud of it. Mild violence. EDITED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,987 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 165 - Published: 10/24/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Helpful Hints for First Years by BajaB reviews
What things should First year students at Hogwarts know? A two chapter list fic of warnings and information vital to happiness and success at Hogwarts, or maybe not.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/2/2006 - Published: 9/25/2006 - Complete
Ruth by firefly reviews
Hating one person, truly hating one person, he learned, required hating everybody else. Sasuke tried to early on and failed miserably.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,292 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Potter's Resistance 1: Breaking Ties by IP82 reviews
PostOotP. Harry escapes Private Drive and goes out to learn about the world and magic on his own. Hunted by all sides of the war, he must rely on his newfound wit and cunning to survive. Independent!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 109,344 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 1,510 - Follows: 1,615 - Updated: 7/26/2006 - Published: 10/19/2005 - Harry P., Albus D.
A Second Chance at Life by Miranda Flairgold reviews
When Voldemort’s assassins find him Harry flees seeking a place to prepare for the battle. Bloodmagic, wandlessmagic, necromancy, fae, a thunderbird, demons, vampires. Harry finds the strength & allies to win a war. Singularly unique fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 251,462 - Reviews: 4313 - Favs: 6,283 - Follows: 2,175 - Updated: 7/22/2006 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 9623 - Favs: 12,256 - Follows: 3,507 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Past Lives by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Hermione finds a spell to help Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,010 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 979 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 6/2/2006 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Position Vacant 1 The DADA Interviews by BajaB reviews
McGonagall holds interviews for a new DADA teacher after placing an advert in the paper. Unfortunately not many suitable people are willing to take on the infamous position, but a few unsuitable ones want to try! Comedy oneshot set after HBP.[No DH]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,809 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Minerva M. - Complete
Just a Harmless Joke by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Fred accidentally starts rumors that he's with Hermione, and encourages them for a laugh. When she find out, she's furious. Now the two of them are fighting to outembarrass and annoy one another... but they're also fighting their feelings for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,220 - Reviews: 3057 - Favs: 4,148 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 9/28/2004 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Evil Be Thou My Good by Ruskbyte reviews
Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,554 - Reviews: 1614 - Favs: 5,140 - Follows: 1,052 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Another Heir of Slytherin by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. Parody of how the prophecy might be fulfilled. Ignores HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/16/2005 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Season of the Heart by Ice-Tea-1983 reviews
My take on Harry's Sixth year, seventh year, and an epilogue skipping a few years in time. Not HBP or DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 93,573 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 84 - Published: 6/10/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Power Snivellus Knows Not by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. Harry and Tonks discover the power to overcome the most horrible evil ever to grace Hogwarts' halls. And Voldemort too.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,200 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 140 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
The Problem With Cupboards by opalish reviews
As far as I can tell, the main problem with growing up in a cupboard is that it gets you used to living in a cage. - Harry's POV. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 62 - Published: 2/19/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
THE CLASS by Freak Apple reviews
The Animorphs were being assaulted phsyically and mentally by this war with the yeerks, but it wasn't until this class that they finally tipped over the edge. SEX ED. Completed One-shot with a strong PG-13. For real, dudes.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,951 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Everybody's Gotta Leave Sometime by DarkMark reviews
Written shortly before the death of Charles Schulz, at which time the Peanuts gang had to face the fact of going on without him.
Peanuts - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,071 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2004 - Complete
Reminiscence by Kenya Starflight reviews
Calvin is all grown up... how has the passage of time affected him and those around him? My first nonStar Wars fic!
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 1,946 - Follows: 153 - Published: 9/7/2004 - Calvin, Hobbes - Complete
Red Moon by Fire reviews
The enemies are the same, the Sailors are the same (mostly). So why is Luna so afraid that they will not bring back the Moon Kingdom?
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,622 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 60 - Published: 10/19/2001 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Sailor Senshi/Sailor Scouts
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Dichotomy reviews
A fusion with the Manga Pilot: A 9-tailed fox once attempted to destroy Konoha, but was destroyed by 9 warriors. Only one lived. He discovers the fox's hanyō son, and sends it to the orphanage. This is his quest to escape the shadow of his father. His desire to be accepted by the village. His dream to discover whether he is man, or monster. This is the story of Uzumaki Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,693 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 1/7 - Naruto U.
Game Saved reviews
Not an alt-power, not a crossover. Taylor gets attacked by Über and Leet pre Lung. No bugs, just words.
Worm - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/31/2014 - Skitter, Über, Leet - Complete
a troperiffic badly named Mary Sue parody reviews
A parody of Mary Sues and bad-fics in general. I suck at summaries please R&R. See? The parody has already begun
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,123 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/14/2014 - Published: 10/22/2014 - OC, Naruto U. - Complete
Sakura's choice reviews
Character study. Sakura makes a choice.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2014 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
This Time of Peace reviews
Shikamaru reflects upon the past and future. Set during second timeskip. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/8/2014 - Shikamaru N. - Complete