Kodochi Kurokami
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Joined 11-06-12, id: 4347091, Profile Updated: 03-30-13
Author has written 7 stories for Fairy Tail, Bleach, and Fruits Basket.

Hi!

Age: 13

Gender: Female

Zodiac Sign: Pisces

Personality: Calm, quiet, shy, tomboy, like Erza if you make me angry(their words, not mine), weird(I admit it), introverted, severely pessimistic(depressing, basically)

Hobbies: Reading, writing, reading manga, watching anime, drawing, staying locked up in my room.

Appearance: Hair to below my but, golden blond, covers my eyes almost completly. Eyes are blue and grey(mix), 5'10(still growing;P) pale skin from lack of sunlight (and happiness). Apparently that makes me a vampire... bwahaha, hear me roar. (sarcasm, fyi)

Favourite Colour: Black (I'M NOT AN EMO!... sort of) ;P

Anime: Fairy Tail, Bleach, Rurouni Kenshin, Fushigi Yuugi, Gakuen Alice, Fruits Basket, Kurokami, Blue Exorcist, Onegai Teacher, Kamisama Hajimemashita, Heaven's Lost Property, Full Moon wo Sagashite, Loveless, Kyo Kara Maoh, Negima!, Fullmetal Alchemist, Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood, Vampire Knight, Vampire Knight Guilty, Ikki Tousen, Now and Then and Here and There, Okami-san and her Seven Companions, Ah! My Goddess,

Manga/Manhwa: 1/2 Prince, KamiKama Kaeshi, Miunohru to Swan, Fruits Basket, Gakuen Alice, Kurokami, Kamisama Hajimemashita, Love in the Mask, Loveless, Fairy Tail, Bleach, Negima!, Fullmetal Alchemist, (more but i can't be bothered)

Studio Ghibli (deserves it's own section): Howl's Moving Castle, Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind, Laputa Castle in the Sky, Kiki's Flying Delivery Service, Ocean Waves, Whisper of the Heart, Princess Mononoke, Spirited Away, The Cat Returns, Tales from the Earthsea, Arriety,

Anime Movies: The Girl Who Leapt Through Time, Perfect Blue, etc.

Likes: I LOVE HORROR MOVIES, I like reading, I like singing and playing piano, I like watching TV, I like Tumblr(everyday im Tumblr-ing) ;P

Dislikes: I HATE SPICY FOOD, I dislike crappy novels, I dislike sports, I dislike watching sports on TV and old people murder mysteries(Miss Marple). DIE JUSTIN BIEBER!!! I CAN'T STAND PROCEDURAL COP SHOWS! "I MEAN, WE GET IT! THE PEADOPHILE DID IT! CAN WE MOVE ON?!" is pretty much what I yell when ever someone brings one up >_

Random Facts: I have insectophobia. I am especially terrified of MOTHS! I JUST CAN'T HANDLE THEM! Butterflies are okay though...
I am extremely laid back and calm during horror movies. Once, I went and saw PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 4 on MY OWN cause my dad is too big of a WIMP to watch it. As the youngest person in the cinema, and the ONLY ONE ALONE, not to mention ONE OF FIVE GIRLS!!! everyone thought I would freak, but i just stayed calm and slurped my slushie. In all honesty, I don't recommend the Paranormal Activity series, it's BORING!
I have Social Anxiety Disorder. Put me in a room full of people, and I'll either freeze up, turn into a statue, or run for my life. Either way, it's not a good idea.
I love bloody movies/games etc. (everyone says I'm a sadist... can't imagine why...;P)
I hate wearing shoes outside (don't know why though)
I usually wear black hoodies and cargo pants, usually with combat boots (cause I HAVE to wear SOME shoes) so if you see a tomboy with XTRA LONG BLOND hair, with purple on the ends (thx, colour bug), IT'S ME! ;P
I don't have pet peeves... I have MAJOR PSYCHOTIC FUCKING HATES!


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mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile


Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree


Copy and paste this on your profile please! I am blind so can't see, I am deaf so can't hear and I am mute so can't speak, But I can still make magic,

1) I need to tell you a secret. go to 5

2) the answer is... go to 11

3) don't get angry. go to 15

4) calm down don't get frustrated. go to 13

5) first go to 2

6) don't be angry just go to 12

7) I just wanted to say hi

8) what I wanted to tell you is...is on 14

9) Be patient and go to 4

10) this is the last time I'm going to send you to a number. go to 7

11) I hope ur not annoyed when I say this...but go to 6

12) sorry out of order. go to 8

13) don't get mad just yet...go to 10

14) I don't know how to say this but... go to 3

15) You must be really bored so go to 9

COPY AND PASTE If YOU Found That Funny


Friends

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crappp!!


A girl and guy were speeding over 100 M.P.H. on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug.

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it and only one survived.

The truth was, that halfway down the road, the guy realized his brake wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died.

Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.

P.S. - This has been converted into a NaLu story...

and i think i cried reading this...


Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

Girl runs away in shock and pain and Boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

This is super sweet. Really... If you read it and think that it's sweet, copy and paste it into your profile!

I wish -sniff- someone would -sniff- do this -sob- for me! -sob-


37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5. Meow occasionally.

6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.

7. Say "DING!" at each floor.

8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.

16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

21. Swat at flies that don't exist.

22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.

23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.

32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell people that you can see their aura.

35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."


10 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity.

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
3. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
4. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"
5. Whenever Stating a Fact, Add 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.
6. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
7. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
8. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
9. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
10. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!!!


If you believe some teachers are seriously prejudiced, copy and paste this to your profile.

If several inanimate objects just seem to hate you (STUPID LOCKER!) copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think having wings would be one of the COOLEST THINGS EVER, copy this to your profile.

If you are anti kikyoXinuyasha fan and wish kikyo would just die already... copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie, TV show, etc. so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with Fan-fiction copy this into your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Sicence prvoes taht eevn wehn the wrods are srcabmled up you can sitl raed tihs. Cpoy and Psate tihs itno yuor porflie if you can raed tihs.

If you want world peace, a brighter future, and more chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have strange dreams that never, ever make any sense whatsoever, put this into your profile.

If you like stuff that everybody else hates and don't care who thinks you suck because of it, copy this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism!

95 of teens would panic if Edward Cullen was on a 250 foot building about to jump. Copy this if you are one of the 5 who would bring popcorn, a chair, and shout "DO A FLIP!"

If you have ever just wanted to slap someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen down the stairs, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that life without computers is worthless, copy this to your profile.

If your profile is WAAAAAYYYY too long, copy this into your profile and proceed to brag about how long your profile is.

If you hate MTV and are proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I'm bored... If your bored, then copy and paste this to your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you said it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets excited when you get like 2 reviews, copy and paste this to your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. When you argue with yourself and LOSE is when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one to your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you should actually be doing homework right now, copy this to your profile.

95 of teenagers are concerned with being popular. If you are part of the 5 that aren't, copy this into your profile

If you love these copy and paste things, even though they aren't that cool to begin with, copy this into your profile.

If you have too many of these copy-and-paste things in your profile and don't care who dislikes it, copy this into your profile.

If you're quiet a lot but you're ALSO really loud, copy this into your profile.

95% of the teenage female population would cry if Robert Patterson or Justin Bieber jumped off a building and killed himself. If you are the 5% that would grab a chair, some popcorn, and watch him do it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is nothing more than a gay sparkly vampire, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If the angel of music sings song in your head, copy and paste this to you profile ;D

If you often laugh out loud at things inside your own head, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you need help because you are copying and pasting like there's no tomorrow, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because you’re a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile. (for the record, i like black and i box. well)

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.If you ask stupid questions just to annoy other people, copy this into your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?” copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile

If you are in la la land most of the time copy this onto your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this to your profile.

Chocolate is YUMMY! If you are a chocoholic, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever read past two in the morning, re post this in your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy this to your profile

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly planning world domination (you're all welcome to join me by the way) copy and paste this to your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile

If you support inuyashaXkagome...copy and place this onto your profile


Girl Comebacks!

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I could see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.

Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
Woman: About as much as when you got kicked out of Hell.

Man: It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I’m checking you out.
Woman: Oh, sorry, I’m reserved for someone else.

Man: I know how to please a woman.
Woman: Then please leave me alone.

Man: I want to give myself to you.
Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

Man: May I see you pretty soon?
Woman: Don't you think I'm pretty now?

Man: Your hair color is fabulous.
Woman: Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store.

Man: You look like a dream.
Woman: Go back to sleep.

Man: I can tell that you want me.
Woman: Yes, I want you to leave.

Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter. or Stop.

Man: I'd go through anything for you.
Woman: Let's start with your bank account.

Man: May I have the last dance?
Woman: You've just had it

Man: What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
Woman: What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?

Man: So you wanna go back to my place?
Woman: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?

Girls, copy and paste this on your profile!


FRIENDS

Lend you their umbrella

BEST FRIENDS:

Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS:

Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS:

Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS:

Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandma, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS:

Call your parents DAD and MOM and GRAMS, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS:

Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS:

Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME"

FRIENDS:

Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS:

Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.

FRIENDS:

Ask you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS:

Have you on speed dial.

FRIENDS:

Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS:

Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS:

Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS:

Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS:

Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS:

Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS:

Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS:

Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS:

You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS:

Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS:

Are only through school/college.

BEST FRIENDS:

Are for life.

FRIENDS:

Will comfort you when the guy rejects you

BEST FRIENDS:

Will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

FRIENDS:

Will help you when you're lost

BEST FRIENDS:

Will be giving you bad directions and screwing with your compass

FRIENDS:

Will go with you to a concert

BEST FRIENDS:

Will be helping you kidnap the band

FRIENDS:

Will hide you from the cops

BEST FRIENDS:

Are probably the reason they are after you

FRIENDS:

Will buy you a pregnancy test

BEST FRIENDS:

Will be standing outside the bathroom door screaming, "Name it after me!"

FRIENDS:

Find your Prince Charming

BEST FRIENDS:

Find him, kidnap him and then bring him to you

FRIENDS:

Will pick you up when you fall down

BEST FRIENDS:

Will pick you up, then trip you again

FRIENDS:

Borrow your stuff for a few days then return it

BEST FRIENDS:

Have had your stuff for so long they've forgotten it's yours

FRIENDS:

Will leave when they feel insulted

BEST FRIENDS:

Will forgive you even if you don't know what you said wrong

FRIENDS:

Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying

BEST FRIENDS:

Will cry with you and then go beat up the sorry loser who made you cry

FRIENDS:

Will offer you a soda

BEST FRIENDS:

Will dump theirs on you

FRIENDS:

Would bail you out of jail

BEST FRIENDS:

Would be sitting next to you sayin' DAMN we really messed up

FRIENDS:

Will sit at the side of the pool with you when it's that time of the month

BEST FRIENDS:

Will throw you a tampon and push you in

FRIENDS:

Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough

BEST FRIENDS:

Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Girl, drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste that kind of shit!"

FRIENDS:

Will be crying at your funeral

BEST FRIENDS:

Will be sitting in jail for killing the guy who murdered you

FRIENDS:

Will help you move a body

BEST FRIENDS:

Will say "call me when you need a shovel."

FRIENDS:

Try to help you when you get hurt

BEST FRIENDS:

Sit there laughing their ass of saying, "Dude, you're an idiot!"

FRIENDS:

Ask why your crying

BEST FRIENDS:

Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS:

Would ignore this letter

BEST FRIENDS:

Will repost this crap!


FRIENDS: Will ask you where is everything in your kitchen

BEST FRIENDS: Know your kitchen better then they know the one at their parents house.

FRIENDS: Ask before they go into your room

BEST FRIENDS: Randomly start cleaning up, because they know where everything goes

FRIENDS: Will say sorry and hide when someone close gets kidnapped by a monster

BEST FRIENDS: Say, " I got 6 pounds of explosives in my backpack... Let's find this thing and blow it to shit!" When you explain your predicament

FRIENDS: Laugh with you and say "Nice Job" when you have to dance in front of the class

BEST FRIENDS: Laugh, and never let you forget it.

FRIENDS: Never borrow money...

BEST FRIENDS: Borrow $20 and then say "What money? YOU owe ME."

FRIENDS: Will give you your phone back

BEST FRIEND: Will steal your phone, tie your shoes together, and videotape the result.


95% of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5% that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP!!!

If Justin Bieber shaved his head bald, 95% of girls would cry. Copy and paste this if you are the 5% running up and down the street screaming YES!!!!!!!!!!!!

98% of Girls would cry if Justin Bieber dissapeared off the face of the Earth. Post this on your page if you are one of the 2% that would run around the house screaming: "Yay! I'll never have to hear his irritating voice ever again!"

98% of the girls in the world would die if Robert Pattinson was kidnapped. 1.9% of them would be laughing their socks off. 0.1% of them would be snickering and poking their new hostage with a stick. I would be in the 0.1% category!

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

90 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a 6 story building. Copy and paste this if you'd be one of the 10 percent yelling jump bitch!

You see a kid abusing a puppy with a baseball bat. 97% of people would yell "STOP!" 2% of them would cheer, 1% of them would take the baseball bat and hit the kid then take the puppy to the Vet. Post this on you profile if you are that 1%... It isn't my fault that that boy died! I swear i wasn't trying to break his neck with the bat!

Some people say they are big readers. That they're so into books it's not funny. However the only way to tell is if they 1) Suddenly gasp when something exciting happens in the book. 2) Start talking to the book because that's not how they want the book to go. 3) Hurl the book across the room when one of their favorite characters dies. 4) When you find out when the next book is coming out, you pre-order it... Even if the release date is next year. Copy and paste this if you are one of these people I do all four...


1) "When nothing in your life goes right...go left."Anonymous

2) “Tell me I'm clever, Tell me I'm kind, Tell me I'm talented, Tell me I'm cute, Tell me I'm sensitive, Graceful and wise, Tell me I'm perfect-- But tell me the truth.”Shel Silverstein

3) "Don’t tell me to shoot for the stars, when there are footprints on the moon."I Have No Idea

4) "FanFiction.net is like a cooler facebook, where nerds actually think."My New Favorite Person

5) "Violence is not the answer: it is a question and the answer is yes."-someone or other

6) "You want evil? Hey Satan!" I turn around, "What?" "Nothing I just wanted to prove a point!"

7) "You will learn more about me, quicker, if you ask "What is NOT wrong with you?"" - me

8) "Oh... You don't know what anime/manga is? Go away." - again me


YOU KNOW YOU ARE AN AUTHOR IF...

you talk to yourself alot. (alot meaning all the time...) - I really should stop freaking people out with my constant muttering about murdering someone... Oh well!

you talk to yourself about talking to yourself

when you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else

after uttering a profound piece of wisdom, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "wow,this stuff is awesome for sugar highs..."

you live off of sugar and caffeine. (the two greatest things ever discovered!) - One iced caramel machiato with two % skim milk to go please... Size XL

you'll check your e-mail every day of the week then disapear of the face of the earth.

when replying to a e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it

you tend to collect bic stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

no matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper - They are in my hand... Even when I sleep... (Seriously, I fall asleep writing and wake up with a pencil in one hand, and my notebook in the other)

the letters on your keyboard are wearing off - I don't have letters on my keybord for what? Two years now?

your freinds and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome

people think you have A.D.D.

you think it would be cool to have A.D.D.

you constantly start talking in third person, past or present tense - Hmm... Kodochi has to agree with that...

you start thinking about making lists like this and start giggiling for no 'apparent' reason

your freinds stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago - Long ago for me is the second hour of our acquaintanceship


FEBRUARY:(THAT'S ME!!! :D) Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizes dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.


Things to Remember at Hogwarts

1. I will stop referring to showering as “Giving Moaning Myrtle an eyeful”

2. Polishing my wand is acceptable in the common room. “Polishing my wand” is not.

3. If a classmate falls asleep in the common room, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw the Dark Mark on their arm

4. Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year’s Defense against the Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a clever money making concept.

5. Seamus Finnegan is not “after me Lucky Charms”

6. I am allowed to have a toad, rat, cat or owl. I am not allowed to have a reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil or piranha.

7. I do not weigh the same as a duck.

8. Remus Lupin does not wear a flea collar.

9. I will not ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.

10. Professor Flitwick’s first name is not Yoda.

11. It is generally accepted that cats and dragons cannot interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory no matter how wicked the result would be.

12. I will not impersonate the Emeril in Potions class

13. Novelty or holiday-themed ties are not to be worn with my school uniform.

14. I will not put books of muggle fairy tales in the history section of the library.

15. I will not dress up in a Dementor suit and use a dustbuster on Harry’s lips to get him to do what I want.

16. I will not refer to the Accio charm as “The force”

17. Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists

18. If asked in class in class what the Avada Kedavra curse does, yelling “It does DEATH!!” may be correct but it is not the matter in which one should answer.

19. Ravenclaws do not find a sign saying “The library is closed for an indefinite time period” amusing in any sense.

20. A time turner is not a time capacitator, and therefore I should not install one in any muggle cars.

21. I am not allowed to use silencing charms on my Professors

22. If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for longer then 15 seconds I am to assume I am not allowed to use it.

23. I will not follow potion instructions in reverse order just to see what happens

24. I will not claim there is a prequel to Hogwarts; A History that explains about Bilbo Baggins.

25. I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintball

26. I will not cast the occasional Obliviate charm on Dumbledore even if it would be amusing.

27. I will not lock Gryffindors and Slytheryns in a room together and take bets on which house will come out alive.

I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they are real animals.

I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytheryn quidditch matches.

Bringing fortune cookies to Divination does not count as extra credit.

I will never ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling.

I will not sing the entire Multiplication Rock series during Arithmancy.

I will not charm the suits of armor to sing “Knights of the Round Table” at the Christmas feast.

I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand

I will not dress as Voldemort for Halloween

I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.

I will not sing “we’re off to see the wizard” when sent to the headmasters office.

I will not tell Sir Cadogan that the knights who say Ni have challenged him to a duel and then students yell Ni from various directions.

"At the age of thirteen, we are no longer juvenile delinquets, we become ADOLESCENT delinquets." - Mucho thank you to Tuatuara.

"If Math is mathematical, and quizzes are quizical, what are tests?" - Again that is from Tuatuara peoples.

"I made the cowardly lion look like the terminator." -Twilight

"The one thing worse than a boy that hates you: a boy that loves you." -The Book Thief

"Oh, come on, Arthur." "I don't want to hear it, Andy." "Jesus Christ." "He doesn't want to hear it either." -The Book Thief

"So much good, so much evil. Just add water." -The Book Thief

"Fang could turn men gay, but he wouldn't be gay with them. It's like a hit and run thing." - EdwardAddict

"I look like prep school Barbie. Actually, you look like prep school Barbie. I'm just one of her friends."- Nudge -Maximum Ride: SOF

"And when we blow ourselves up, I'll be safe in my padded room and warm in my pretty white jacket." - EdwardAddict (That descrbes me perfectly!)

"Sigh. You know you're about to have a bad day when you get your chip stuck in your salsa." EdwardAddict again

"Well someone has to stand up for all the dorks out there." EdwardAddict ('tis true)

"Fang could turn men gay, but he wouldn't be gay with them. It's like a hit and run thing." that wasn't me. i do say that alot however. EdwardAddict

"Everyone knows the best way to convince someone you're not lying to them, is to tell them you are." - Shawn Spencer says it in the TV show Psych.

"If you can do something with your eyes closed, it's time to find something new" - reader's digest!

"My poodle's stuck in a heater vent." -who's line is it anyway.

"A synonym is just a word you use when you can't spell the first word you thought of" -reader's digest

"I don't lie. I fib in big portions." – CrimsonScarz

"Perfect men are only fictional."

"Before you judge someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then you're a mile away, and have their shoes." -quote page. It is also on a shirt.

"Sticks and Stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within" quote page

"My knight in shining armor turned out to be just a loser in aluminum foil" –A certain persons sister

"When you’re down I may not be able to pick you back up but I promise I’ll be willing to lay down right next to you"- same sister...

"You don't die of a broken heart...you only wish you did"-same sister...

"Friends are Gods way of apologizing to us for our families"- quote page. "

"HOLY SNOWMAN SHITTING SKITTLES ITS FANGS GHOST!! AHH!! HES COME BACK TO HAUNT US!!” - spoken by Gazzy in on of Lucky-Me-1993's stories.

“Max has gone insane! This cant be happening!! Why?” - spoken by Angel in the same story .

"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them more"- same sister

"Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun."-same sister

"Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is humans way of saying you can't fire me, I quit."- same sister

"On my arms are scars; those scars bear silent screams for help; those scars bear beloved poems of heart break; those scars bear your name, over and over again with a broken heart beside it"- same

Let’s just not right away state that we are living in sin.”- CrimsonScarz

My life has gone from bad, to worse, to a little bit better, then it just fell off the damn cliff. – Same CrimsonScarz

“I’m pregnant not dieing.”- See above!

"Listen to the beaker, it will speak to you,"

"Then again... maybe we won't screen it tonight," Roger Davis

"HEY GET BACK HERE WITH THAT STAPLER! SANTA WON'T GET ME A NEW ONE UNTIL CHRISTMAS!"

"You know what? Go play in traffic!"

"You don't have to be very ninja like to trip her."

You kids and your crazy axes and fancy guillotines.

RANDOM THINGS:

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies-Willy Wonka

Let's flip a coin-heads we'll be together, tails we flip again.

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

Don't frown, even when you’re sad, someone could be falling in love with your smile.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

Come join the dark side - we have cookies!

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

Why is it that people are fine with everyone having a different job or going to a different school, but if you say you follow a different religion, you are weird?

My favorite word is sarcasm.

There are 3 reasons to go through the day: Coffee in the morning, friends in the afternoon, and a good book for the rest of the day.

Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

Boys that make you cry aren't worth crying over; boys that are worth crying over won't make you cry.

Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Life was so simple when boys had cooties

I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!

I ran with scissors, and lived!

Thanks Stephenie now I will NEVER get a man.

"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

I hear voices, and they don't like you.

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.

You know what makes letting go of a crush so hard? The fear that the moment you let go, they'll catch on.

It's true, Edward Cullen prefers brunettes. Sorry, Barbie you aren't Bella, and Edward isn't your Ken. (i m part brunette:D)

Jacob Black glared at the children dressed as vampires and he knew it wasn't right but he lied and told them there was no candy left anyway.


FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandma, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Granny, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying

BEST FRIENDS: Already has the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kicks his ass

FRIENDS: Bail you outta jail

BEST FRIENDS: sit next to you singing the jail song

FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night

BEST FRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you in the process

FRIENDS: Will be embarassed when all goes silent and you start to sing the song that has been stuck in your head for days

BEST FRIENDS: Will be singing along with you

FRIENDS: Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house

BEST FRIENDS: best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline

BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping with you

FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover

BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them

BEST FRIENDS: kick your ass and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick

BEST FRIENDS: Are there when you're sitting in a bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS:dare you to scream into the street

BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking

FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"

BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you

FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you

BEST FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and scare the Hell out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts you

FRIENDS: Will tell you they know how you feel

BEST FRIENDS: Will sit down and cry with you

FRIENDS: Ask nicely for your stuff

BEST FRIENDS: Just shout "GIMME"

FRIENDS: Wait to call you at a reasonable hour

BEST FRIENDS: Will call you at two in the freaking morning

FRIENDS: Won't let you do stupid things

BEST FRIENDS: won't let you do stupid things 'alone'.

«FRIENDS: Will take you to buy a pregnancy test

«BEST FRIENDS: Will stand right next to you screaming "NAME IT AFTER ME!"

FRIENDS: Will buy you lunch

BEST FRIENDS: Will eat yours

FRIENDS: will come and ask you to get a drink with her if some strange boy grabs you on the dance floor and you need an 'out'.

BEST FRIENDS: Will push herself in between you and the punk, wrap her arms around you, and say. "I'm sorry she's here with me, find your own date."

FRIENDS: Will not try anything that will embarass you while near your crush.

BEST FRIENDS: Will cackle evily and try to push you 'by accident' into him while standing next to him.


Here are some sayings that I love:

“I have a life, I just choose not to use it.”

“Kill your enemies. Kill your friends’ enemies. Kill your friends.”

“I’m a pyrotechnition. If you see me running, try to keep up.”

“You laugh at me because I'm crazy, I laugh at you because there's an invisible leprechaun on your shoulder!”

“Last night I was looking up at the stars wondering… WHERE THE HECK IS MY CEILING?”

“Sanity? Why would I want something as useless as that?”

“Violence is always the answer, and if it’s not solving all of your problems, you simpy aren’t using enough of it.”

“Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!”

“Education is important, school however, is another matter.”

“Don't hate yourself in the morning--sleep till noon.”

“You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?”

“Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?”

“We are not retreating… we are advancing in another direction.”

“I’m right ninety-seven percent of the time. Who cares about the other four percent?”

“They say ‘Guns don't kill people, people kill people.’ Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. Thatdepends on whether you’re in a nursing home or not.”

“If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.”

“Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!”

“If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished.”

“Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door…”

“If at first you don't succeed, blame it on bad parenting.”

“Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.”

“Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.”

“Always forgive your enemies--Nothing annoys them more.”

“Don’t mess with me; I've got a stick.”

“There are three kinds of people in the world; people who can count; and people who can’t.”

“Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.”

“I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.”

“I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.”

“You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.”

“Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.”

“When life throws you lemons, cut ’em open and squirt the juice in its eye.”

When life throws you lemons, throw a brick back.”

“When life throws you lemons, make apple juice and let the world wonder how you did it.”

“When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it, but it only takes 2 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them."

“I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.”

“Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.”

"Never say 'Things couldn't get any worse.' God takes that as a personal challenge."

"The light at the end of the tunnel is the train coming."

"Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head."

"I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over her again."

“Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."

"Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."

“Taste the rainbow--eat CRAYONS!!!"

"The spontaneous rally will begin at 1:45."

"Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you’ve been good this year… he died laughing."

"Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls." (this is true for me…)

"If you wish on a falling star it might come true...unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth...then no wishes come true...unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth."

“Me, Myself, and I are fighting. I got mad at Myself, and Me got mad at I so now Me, Myself and I are sitting it opposite of my brain. Please help me.”

“There’s a dark cloud over my head, so I’m praying; ‘Lord, please don’t send lightning.’"

“It’s not dead till you poke it with a stick.”

“Fire is a good servant, but a terrible master.”

“There are too many wishes, and not enough stars.”

“Dude. Calm down. It’s gym class.”

“Either snow it up for a snow day or don’t snow at all!”

“Facebook is like a refrigerator. You check it when you’re bored but nothing ever changes.”

Gotta go. I’m not really going anywhere, but neither is this conversation.”

“I cry, I feel better. Then I remember why I’m crying and cry harder.”

“I do know, I just don’t feel like telling you!”

“RIP: Spongebob, who died in the oil spill caused by BP.”

“Stop drop and roll doesn’t work in hell.”

“Santa Claus is a creeper. He sees you when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake, he knows if you’ve been bad or good, he comes down your chimney in the middle of the night with a giant sack of toys--see what I mean?”

“I have six locks on my door. Whenever I go out I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they’re always locking three.”

“The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.”

“It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.”

“He's turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he's miserable and depressed.”

“When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football.”

“A great name for a new country song: If I'd Shot You Sooner, I'd Be Out of Jail by Now.”

“Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.”

“I learned law so well. The day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.”

“Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.”

“Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years.”

“If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?”

“The worst thing about loving you was watching you love someone else.”

“It takes a couple seconds to say ‘Hello’, but forever to say ‘Goodbye’.”

“If you're going through hell, keep going.”

“I wanna be just like Barbie; that bitch has everything!”

“You can’t spell slaughter without laughter.”

“To the world, you are one person. But to one person, you are the world.”

“Would you like a side of epic with that fail?”

“A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.”

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.”

“Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn’t find anyone to copy it from.”

“When I was kidnapped my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.”

“There are worse things than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?”

“What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case I definitely overpaid for my carpet.”

“There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.”

“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you have their shoes.”

“The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.”

“Knowing is half the battle. The other half is punching someone in the face.”

“I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot.”

“I hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it.”

“Most people are only alive because it’s illegal to shoot them.”

“Some say the glass is half empty; some say the glass is half full. I say, “are you gonna drink that?”

“All people have the right to stupidity. Some abuse the privilege.”

“Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?”

“They say no one is perfect. Well, I’m no one.”

“Do not drink and drive--you might spill the drink.”

“When life gives you lemons say “screw you” and go find an orange.”

“Never argue with an idiot. They’ll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.”

“A word to the wide isn’t necessary--it’s the stupid people that need the advice.”

“Alright everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.”

“Always end the name of your child with a vowel, that way, when you yell, the name will carry.”

“Between two evils, I always pick the one I haven’t tried before.”

“Cross country skiing is great if you have a small counrty.”

“Never forget Mother’s Day, or as they call it in beverly Hills, Dad’s Third Wife Day.”

“Food is an important part of a balanced diet.”

“Get your facts straight, then distort them as you please.”

“Housework can’t kill you, but why take the chance?”

“How many people have telekinetic powers? Raise my hand.”

“I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.”

“I knew I was an unwanted baby when my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.”

“I wear a necklace ‘cause I wanna know when I’m upside down.”

“I’m not a real movie star. I’ve still got the same wife I started with twenty-eight years ago.”

"I don’t care what you say about pedophiles, at least they drive slow in school zones."

"I don’t forgive people because im weak. I forgive people because I’m strong enought to realize that everyone makes mistakes."

"By the power vested in me, I now pronouce you deleted and blocked! You may now kiss my ass!"

"If Barbie’s not a slut… then why do we have to buy her boyfriends?"

"If you don’t want a sarcastic answer, then don’t ask a stupid question."

"You think I’m screwed up? You should meet the rest of my family!"

"The shit you heard about me might be real… Then again it might be as fake as the bitch who told you."

"Money can’t buy you happiness, but somehow crying in a Porche is a lot more comforting than crying on a bicycle."

"Forgive your enemy, but remember the fucker’s name."

"Help a man when he is in trouble, and he will remember you next time he is in trouble."

“Alchohol doesn’t solve any problems, but neither does milk."

"Three out of two people have trouble with fractions."

"He said… 'Why do you wear a bra? You have nothing to put in it.' She said… 'You wear pants, don’t you?' "

"Best friends. We’re the kind of people who laugh at a joke three times. The first time, when it’s told. The second, when someone explains it. The third, five minutes later when we actually get it."

"Pain doesn’t hurt when it’s all you’ve ever felt."

"We’re not sarcastic - We’re hilarious. We’re not annoying - We’re just cooler than you. We’re not mean - We just don’t like you. And we’re not obsessed - We’re just best friends."

"I’ll always be beside you, until the very end, wiping all your tears away, and being your best friend. I’ll smile when you smile and feel all the pain you do, and if you cry a single tear, I promise I’ll cry too."

"When people you don’t even know hate on you, you know you’re the shit!"

"Friends help you with your crack addiction. Best friends are the ones who sold it to you."

"I would just like to let everyone know that I am a girl, and I like ribbons in my hair, and I wanna kiss all the boys." -Griff RvB

"Got acne? Just ask your girlfriend what to do. Oh, that’s right! You don’t have a girlfriend!"

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your home before the police."

"The world is going to hell, and I am driving the bus."

"I’d kill for a Nobel Prize!"

"Three a.m. phone call. 'Hey are you sleeping…?' '“No. I’m skydiving.' "

"Butt jiggle is just my way of waving good-bye."

"I didn’t fall. The floor just needed a hug."

"If you can’t convince them, confuse them."

"If Google didn’t exsist, we’d all be screwed."

"I survived Y2K, Bird Flu, Mad Cow Disease, 9/11, and Swine Flu. 2012, bring it on!"

"Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to. Unless you are in prison."

"If you had a broken heart, you’d be dead. So shut up."

"They keep saying the right person will come along… I think a truck hit mine!"

"We’ll be friends until we’re old and senile. Then we’ll be NEW friends!"

"The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns left."

"Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home."

"Having children is hereditary. If your parents never had children, odds are you won’t either."

"Remember. There’s no I in ‘Team.’ (But there is an M and an E)"

"A classic is a book that is much praised, but rarely read."

"My mom never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."

"We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public."

"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

"If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining."

"If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments."

"How is it one careless match to start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?"

"Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night."

"I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you."

"I saw a woman wearing a shirt that said 'Guess' on it… so I said 'Implants?' "

"Crowded elevators smell different to midgets."

"The main reason Santa’s so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live."

"It’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the sudden stop at the end."

"My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too."

"I don’t trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die."

"I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, 'I’m going to mop the floor with you’re face.' I said, 'You’ll be sorry.' He said, 'Oh, yeah? Why?' I said, 'Well, you won’t be able to get into the corners very well.' "

"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'. Need I say more?"

"After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF!"

"What’s the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins 'Once upon a time…' A southern fairytale begins 'Ya’ll ain’t gonna believe this shit…' "

"Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don’t make sense. Refrigerator."

"Déjà vu - When you think you’re doing something you’ve done before, it’s because God thought it was so funny, he had to rewind it for his friends."

"Life’s a bitch, ‘cause if it was a slut, it’d be easy."

"You know, they gotta luggage store in the airport? A place to buy a piece of luggage? How late do you have to be for a flight where you’re like 'Fuck it - just grab a pile of shit. We’ll get a bag at the airport.' "

"Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends."

"There are three kinds of people: The ones who learn by reading. The ones who learn by observation. And the rest of them who have to touch fire to learn that it’s hot."

"What if there were no hypothetical questions?"

"Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?"

"Only in America… Do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters."

"They call it 'PMS' because 'Mad Cow Disease' was already taken."

"People can be divided into three groups: Those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who wonder what happened."

"What is the most important thing to learn in chemistry? Never lick the spoon."

"A friend is someone who will help you move. A BEST friend is someone who will help you move a dead body."

"How do you get a sweet, little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet, little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!"

"Who lit the fuse on your tampon?"

"I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole more as they get older. Then it dawned on me… they were cramming for their finals."

"Don’t piss me off! I’m running outta places to hide the bodies!"

"I tried to hang myself with a bungee chord. I kept almost dying."

"Constipated people don’t give a crap."

"Regular naps prevent old age… Especially if you take them while driving."

"Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture."

"Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m schizophrenic, and so am I."

"On tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor."

"Why is it in the U.S.: If you take off all your clothes and walk down the street waving a machete and firing a Uzi, terrified citizens will phone the police and report: 'There’s a naked person outside!' ”

"A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it."

"English people have different ways of saying things. We say 'elevator' they say 'lift.' We say 'president' they say 'stupid psychopathic git.' "

"Your kid may be an honors student, but you’re still an idiot."

"Adults are always telling me that there are starving children in Africa who would love my food, so I'm gonna walk up to a starving child and tell them that there are obese children in America who would love to be as skinny as them."


Riddles:

Q: What has roots that nobody sees, and is taller than trees. Up, up it goes, and yet it never grows.

Q: I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities. I turn pancakes brown and make your champagne bubble. If you squeeze me, I'll pop. If you look at me, you'll pop.

Q: If you look you cannot see me. And if you see me you cannot see anything else. I can make anything you want happen, but later everything goes back to normal. What am I?

Q: If a chicken says, "All chickens are liars" is the chicken telling the truth?

Q: A father and son went in their car for a road trip. They got in a car crash. The father died, and the son was badly injured. He needed surgery, but in the hospital when the doctor comes in, the doctor says, "I can't operate on this boy, he's my son." Who's the doctor?

Q: Two cops walked into a room with no windows and found a dead man who obviously hung himself from the ceiling, though they couldn't figure out how. There was no chair beneath him that he might have jumped off, of, or a table. Just a puddle of water. How did he do it?

Q: Sergi and Sally where sitting in their family room one night. While Sergi was watching T.V his wife Sally was reading. All of a sudden the power went out and Sergi decided to go to bed, but Sally kept on reading. With no use of artificial light, Sally kept on reading. How?

Q: It is greater than God and more evil than the devil. The poor have it, the rich need it and if you eat it you'll die. What is it?

Q: There was a red house on the right, a green house on the left, and a blue house in the middle. Where was the white house?

Answers:

A: A mountain.

A: Pressure

A: Your imagination.

A: Chickens cannot talk.

A: The doctor was the boys mother.

A: He stood on a block of ice to hang himself.

A: Sally was blind and was reading in Braille.

A: Nothing.

A: In Washington D.C.


Be Against Abortion!

Month One

Mommy

I am only 8 inches long

but I have all my organs.

I love the sound of your voice.

Every time I hear it

I wave my arms and legs.

The sound of your heart beat

is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy

today I learned how to suck my thumb.

If you could see me

you could definitely tell that I am a baby.

I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.

It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy

I'm a boy!!

I hope that makes you happy.

I always want you to be happy.

I don't like it when you cry.

You sound so sad.

It makes me sad too

and I cry with you even though

you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy

my hair is starting to grow.

It is very short and fine

but I will have a lot of it.

I spend a lot of my time exercising.

I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes

and stretch my arms and legs.

I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.

Mommy, he lied to you.

He said that I'm not a baby.

I am a baby Mommy, your baby.

I think and feel.

Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.

I don't like him.

He seems cold and heartless.

Something is intruding my home.

The doctor called it a needle.

Mommy, what is it? It burns!

Please make him stop!

I can't get away from it!

Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy

I am okay.

I am in Jesus’ arms.

He is holding me.

He told me about abortion.

Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.

Two more eyes that will never see.

Two more hands that will never touch.

Two more legs that will never run.

One more mouth that will never speak.


Labels that state the Obvious

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Best Friends

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella.
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin, "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST
FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with
you in private when your not down anymore/Cry with you.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Return your stuff right away.
BEST FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste."

FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will knock them the f* out!

FRIENDS:
Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to
them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
BEST FRIENDS:
Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's
wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole
lot better!

FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
BEST FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore e this letter.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crappp!! '

Friends: Will share their candy.
Best
Friends: Will buy camo, a box, skittles, and sit on your roof throwing
the Skittles at innocent bystanders yelling " TASTE THE FREAKIN'
RAINBOW!!!!!!!!!"

Copy and Paste, if the only thing you hear now at school is 'Gangnam Style'


98% of girl teens would cry their ass off if they saw Justin Beiber get hit by a car. If you are one of the 3% who would say "Finally my ears will stop bleeding" post this on your profile


If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile.


Chocolate is YUMMY! If you are a chocoholic, copy and paste this to your profile.


If several inanimate objects just seem to hate you (STUPID LOCKER!) copy and paste this to your profile.


If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this to your profile.


If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.


If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.


If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in you're profile.


If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile


If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile


If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile.


If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.


If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile


If you can't live without music copy and paste this on your profile.


If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.


If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.


If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile


If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile.


If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile.


95% of teens would be crying if Justin Bieber was on a 100 ft tall building about to jump. If you are some of the 5% who brought popcorn and friends, copy and paste this to your profile


If Joe Jonas was about to jump off the Eiffel Tower 95% of all the girls in the world would die. Would you be one of the 5% with popcorn yelling "do a flip!"?


If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.


If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.


If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile


If you have ever done anything stupid in your life, copy and paste this into your profile


If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.


If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.


If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile


If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile


Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?


Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups..


Whenever someone asks me to define love, I usually think for a minute, then I spin around and pin the guy's arm behind his back. Now who's asking the questions? :)


Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex.


If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.


Copy and paste this on your profile if you've wondered why something wasn't working until you realized that it wasn't plugged in.


If you have fallen out of your chair trying to pick something up then copy and paste this.


IF you have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it then copy this and paste it on your profile.

If you have tripped on a cord after telling someone else to watch out for it, copy and paste this on your profile.


Copy and paste this if you have accidentally gotten a brush stuck in your hair.


If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.


If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object copy and paste this into your profile.


If you ever walked into the wrong classroom, copy and paste this into your profile.


If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!


If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.


If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile


If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.


Because love is like jumping off of roof tops. Despite what people may think, the leap is the easy part, the thrill of the fall makes up for the fear. It's the time period after the jumper is caught that's scary, because who really wants to be dropped

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who doesn't knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the managmant called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed thier doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs the most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile.(BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun
.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (or so people tell me...I'm sure what I think personally, lol)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I MUST be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER, so I must do weed and steal stuff
.
I'm a PUNK, so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals
I'm MIXED, so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON, so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE, and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN, so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be an over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be gay.
I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN, so I MUST be perverted.(granted it's anime porn but still porn)
I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH, so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I
'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT so, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN, so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins. I'm PAGAN, so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast I
like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY, so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST, so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life, so I MUST be having problems. I like FIRE, so I must be an arsonist.

9 Things I Hate

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too!" Hello! What good is cake if you can't eat it? Who doesn't want to have their cake and eat it? What else am I going to do with my cake?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who are they? Where are they? And Why??

5. When people say while watching a film "Did you see that??" No, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor. Then I miss the next scene for answering the doofus' question!

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya?

7. When something is 'New and Improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, so it couldn't be new.

8. When people say "Life is short". What?? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came would I be standing here? Yeah the bus came but I decided to wait for you!


FAKE ASS FRIENDS & REAL FRIENDS...WHICH DO YOU HAVE?

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs. REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry. REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile. REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste."

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out.


If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken rabbit the Trix copy this into your profile. (poor rabbit...)

If you have ever pushed a door that said 'Pull' copy this in your profile.

If you know a video game character or video game weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile,

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch and American Egael said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

Those who live by the sword... get shot by those who don't.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

About as subtle as a flying brick

She's more nervous than a long-tailed dog in a room full of rocking chairs

That is pointless, dangerous, and stupid... we jump on three, right?

I'm an author... I write for my amusement. I'm an artist... I sketch for my amusement. I'm a friend... I am amusing. I'm a daughter... I suffer for my parent's amusement.

If you approve of gay-marrigaes put this on your profile and add your name to the list. Gaara's-pandachan101,678yui-julie-and-kiki-kitten,Demon Lord Sesshomaru, Blood Red Tensai, EmOkUrUmIA, AtomicShadowKitten, Mas-kun the chibi foxmonkey, DevilChild13, The World In Black And White, Kodochi Kurokami

Gay marriage: 1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... --

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

I am the guy who came out to the entire school in his senior speech and got a standing ovation for his courage.

I am the girl who kisses her girlfriend on the sidewalk and laughs at those who glare.

We are the couple who planned and studied and got a damn good lawyer and BEAT the state that wanted to take our child away.

We are the ones who took martial arts classes and carry pepper spray and are just too dangerous to gay bash.

I am the transgender person who uses the bathroom that suits me, and demands that any complaining staff explain their complaint to my face in front of the entire restaurant--and shares with my other trans friends which restaurants don't raise a stink.

I am the mother who told her lesbian daughter to invite her girlfriend over for dinner.

I am the father who punished his son for calling you a fag.

I am the preacher who told my congregation that love, not hate, is the definition of a true follower of God.

I am the girl who did not learn the meaning of "homosexual" until high school but never thought to question why two men might be kissing.

I am the woman who argues (quite loudly and vehemently) with the bigots who insist that you do not have the right to marry or raise children.

We are the high school class who agrees, unanimously, along with our teacher, that love should be all that matters

I am the child who was raised going to gay marriages and civil unions and never saw a difference between the gay marriage and straight marriage.

I am making a difference. Hate will not win if we do not let it. If you agree, repost this.

Fanfiction is what literature might look like if it were reinvented from scratch after a nuclear apocalypse by a band of brilliant pop-culture junkies trapped in a sealed bunker. They dont do it for money. That's not what it's about. The writers write it and put it up online just for the satisfaction. They're fans, but they're not silent, couchbound consumers of media. The culture talks to them, and they talk back to the culture in its own language.

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Citadel by R10Hattan reviews
" Lucy Heartifilia's life takes an unexpected turn of events starting from being kidnapped and then being raised by a dragon." Thanks to those who reviewed in the eighth and other chapters. : Poll will be re-opened after a few changes.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,500 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Lucy H. - Complete
Heavenly Sorrow by GrayIceEternal reviews
Lisanna returns and convinces Team Natsu to kick Lucy out. Lucy then unexpectedly quits the guild to train and she learns two new yet powerful types of magic. She eventually returns, but not exactly the same as everybody remembers as she looks for a new start.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 87,149 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Lucy H.
Partners? by Sin of the Fallen reviews
Unluckily for Lucy Heartfilia, she's been booted off Team Natsu. Yet that doesn't slow down our favorite Celestial mage. Pairing up with Gajeel of all people, the blonde sets out! Getting along with Slayers is tough. How will Lucy fare on their first job together?
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,440 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Gajeel R., Lucy H.
New Master Lucy by tayenatay reviews
Team Natsu has lost their enthusiasm and hasn't gone on a job in months. Lucy's fed up and has no money for rent. She leaves the guild and joins Sabertooth. Everyone there likes her, even Minerva! They all vote for her to become the new guild master. What happens when Fairy Tail comes back for revenge?
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,358 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Lucy H., Sting E., Rogue C.
Protect You From Your Shadows by celestialdimplez reviews
When Lisanna comes back, Lucy's not upset when Natsu spends so much time with her. But when she is replaced by Lisanna on the team, Lucy's heart get's broken. Add in a confusing one nightstand with Natsu and a dark guild after her and her unborn child's magic, and you have a recipe for a drama. What will happen to Lucy? Please R&R! Rated M. Some lemon.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 160,544 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
Awakening by Lightningpanda reviews
Natsu and Gray found an ancient coffin in the Forbidden Forest of Magik Academy. It turns out that the ancient coffin contains a girl who's been sleeping there for over 500 years! Soon the Academy went in uproar when the once sealed girl was unsealed and is now attending the Academy as a student! Why is it when Natsu looks at her, he feels like he's missing - full summary inside.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,467 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Gray F., Natsu D.
The Strongest Couple by FairyTailFTW reviews
After getting attack and almost violated, Lucy decides that she should train for a few years to stop it happening again, Gray, feeling bad if his girlfriend left by herself and feeling slightly responsible for the attack , goes with her to train. After several years they come back to Fairy Tail, with a surprise, as the Strongest Couple. Rated T just in case.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,530 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 5/29/2012 - [Gray F., Lucy H.]
Monster by TheDarknessEndsAtDawn reviews
Lucy is just the beautiful blonde of Fairy Tail, or is she? When dark secrets get uncovered, Lucy is betrayed where she least expects it. Now, who exactly are these mysterious people who save Lucy when she is in dire need? Hey guys, this story is up for adoption! Message me if you want it ;)
Crossover - Fruits Basket & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,207 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/9 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Lucy H.
The Thirteen Zodiacs by buingbuingg reviews
Layla Sohma took Lucy away from the Sohma family to find a way to break the curse that binds Lucy to Akito for life as the horse. Lucy's been able to keep it a secret for years, but there are now Sohmas at the door, looking for her on Akito's orders. She's back at the Sohma estate for the first time in years... and she may just not leave.
Crossover - Fruits Basket & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,526 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Lucy H.
Sohma House by ChuChu43 reviews
When she came back from a mission after being kicked off Team Natsu, Lucy comes across a very familiar looking group of people. All who share the same last name as her late mother, Sohma.
Crossover - Fruits Basket & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,696 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Yuki S., Lucy H.
Of Stars and Light by 0Shadow Panther0 reviews
One day, people would question their sanity- how could two distinct characters, with backgrounds and lives that practically forbade each other from even becoming friends, fall so utterly, ridiculously, and obviously in love. To bad neither of them can see it.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,284 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Lucy H., Sting E.
The S-Class Mage by Lost Idea Alchemist reviews
AU. Natsu was expecting many things when he entered Hargeon to search for Igneel. A blond Celestial mage from his guild who could easily kick his ass was not one of them. Currently on hold due to insufficient manga updates.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 332,558 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Lucy H.
Secluded Dragons by EmbraceMadness reviews
Secluded:The act of secluding, i.e. shutting out or keeping apart from society... Issei is born with a rare disease, something the world hasn't ever seen before... It's seen as a curse, but in actuality... a blessing. No Yaoi. Will be pairings, Issei/Harem. Now M rated due to chapter 10.
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 146,070 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 7/5/2012 - H. Issei
Fairly Obsessed With Fairy Tail by Alice Harkey reviews
Do you think you're obsessed with Fairy Tail? Here are some of the symptoms! Enjoy!
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,599 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 10/20/2012
Wolf Queen by luna-nightshade reviews
Lucy faces new enemies head on with new powers. Love comes to the surface between two friends. Read and discover who wins. I suck at writing battle parts so please bear with me.XD
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,322 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 10/12/2012 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
Cloaked Stranger by Liv it up 124 reviews
'A dying whisper shouldn't have happened- he should have been standing next to him, not gone. He should have told him himself, had a chance to explain. Arthur gulped as memories hit him, tearing holes through his wall.' When Camelot loses those they love, are they ever truly gone? And when magic's involved... Maybe they're not truly dead?
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,127 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Merlin, Arthur
Broken Birthday Bonds by aznpride16xx reviews
The guild threw Lisanna a surprise birthday party the day after she returned from Edolas. She was 20 years old now and presents were stacked sky high for her. "Happy birthday, Lisanna and welcome home!" But what was wrong with the picture here? Why did Lucy Heartfilia leave the party when it was just getting started? "So much for thinking they remembered my 21st birthday." NaLu
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,062 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Lisanna S., Lucy H., Natsu D., Sting E.
The 20 man game by laxusXlucyfan reviews
In the past 2 months, 2 members of each guild have gone missing. Amongst these missing mages, are Fairy Tails own Laxus Dreyar, and Lucy Heartfillia. Little does everyone one know, these 20 mages either win this game, or lose it with their lives.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,363 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Lucy H., Laxus D.
Dead, Or is she by OctaBear reviews
Lucy Heartfilia, esteemed daughter of the Heartfilia family. Lucy was assumed to be dead when a boulder sent her off a cliff 10 years ago. When a new member joins Fairy Tail some people are beginning to get suspicious of her. Who is the real Rosuto Hitotsu, and what is she hiding? Some things aren't always as they seem.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,319 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Gray F., Lucy H.
Moving On by IceMaize reviews
Lisanna has returned, and when Team Natsu asks to spend more time with her, that is when Lucy starts to go on missions alone. Five months have passed and she insists on doing solo. No one succeeded in changing that decision. But can the arrival of a new guildmate change it?
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,007 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Lucy H.
No More Tears by asaloveyoru reviews
Lucy Heartfilia has been ignored for the past 8 months. She doesn't know what she did to deserve this, but due to a certain injury she almost dies. And of course, someone saves her. She quits Fairy Tail, joins Sabertooth, and blah blah blah. We get that but what happens when Sabertooth's master kicks Lucy out of Sabertooth. What will happen to this sad child? StiLu or NaLu?
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,133 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Lucy H., Natsu D., Sting E.
Dragon Princess Lucy by lovelyblue06 reviews
Another sad memory is added in Lucy's memories. And on her most special day. So after being kicked out of her team, she leaves Fairy Tail and wanders to a forest where she trains with her spirits. But she didn't expect to also train with a dragon! And what a big connection she has to them! Please appreciate! :)
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,936 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 11/15/2013 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Lucy H.
The Heroes, Lucy and Natsu by AdelXTia reviews
Lucy and Natsu find themselves in the Fable land of Albion. Were ever these two go, adventure is not far behind. They are called by the queen, and they discover there has not been a Guild for hundreds of years. and they discover a legend which everyone thought to have died many years ago... Is it true... has Jack returned...?
Crossover - Fable & Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,301 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/7/2013 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Prince/Princess/The Hero of Brightwall, Lucy H., Natsu D.
Never Ending Angel Tears by BloodyTeddyBear reviews
"No! It's not real. Nothing is real! I'm supposed to be..." T because i'm a bit paranoid. Currently on hiatus.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,120 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Lucy H.
Shugo Fairy Doki Doki by XxWinterFlowersxX reviews
Lucy was angry that she always have to be protected by her friends when they're on a mission. When she came home from a mission, she wished on a star and ended up in a different world as a kid! She noticed that her keys were missing but that was until she noticed that she has 13 eggs around her! Full summary will be inside story.
Crossover - Fairy Tail & Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 73,309 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Lucy H., Amu H.
Protecting Dragons by lilmissshortie1 reviews
Natsu comes back from a 7 year mission with Happy assigned from the master only to see Lucy with a son!But is he really her son?What is Lucy hiding from the whole guild about him? Will Natsu be able to able to handle it once he finds out?
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,289 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
Unpredicted Fate by LovelyAngelYuuki reviews
It's the day of the Acnologia's attack on Tenrou Island. Fairy Tail members gave it their all but they still weren't able to defeat their greatest enemy. It's time for them to cast their defensive magic. But why is Lucy not helping her friends? And where is she heading to? Rated T just in case...
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 30,237 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
Emerged Anew by Miyuki-neechan reviews
"I hate you! You left me! You abandoned me!" She yelled. "I'll never return, ever! " " Lucy ..Is that what you really feel? " (Story discontinued and adopted by LucyXHeartifiliaXFan)
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,431 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Lucy H.
Nakama by Raicheda-Gives-Ya-An-Idea reviews
Lisanna is back, Team Natsu fall out with Lisanna, Lucy protects Lisanna as a friend but is still in Team Natsu."If this is to work no-one must know you are a Fairy Tail Mage, I must remove your stamp" Lucy held out here hand "go ahead" soon lucy is out on her own, getting stronger for the sake of her mission and Nakama. T to be safe DISCLAIMER: i dont own Fairy Tail.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,432 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Lisanna S., Lucy H., Makarov D., OC
An Animal Guild by XxWinterFlowersxX reviews
Unable to live in her only home, she ran away in hoping of finding her own family. However, she was chased as she was forced to come back and was hurt in the process. She was able to dodge them and appear in front of a large guild. She enters the guild and when she wakes up, it's the beginning of her new start. But she was hiding a huge secret and Fairy Tail plans to find out.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,562 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Lucy H.
The Stongest Mage! by MisstressOfDarkness01 reviews
Summary Inside
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,504 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
life just keeps getting better and better by stiCyrocks425 reviews
Lucy gets kicked out of Team Natsu. Training with a new member,Kara.Juvia defending Lucy? Who does Lucy love? Why is Sabertooth being secretive at the games? Why is Lucy and Kara with them? Couples, well you can figure that out.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 53,677 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
Somewhere Out There by Iluvcandy 3 reviews
Natsu kicks Lucy out the guild. She leaves to go train. Will she comeback or not? NaLu and a little bit of GreJuv and NaLi
Fairy Tail - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,787 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Lisanna S., Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
Fairy Tail's Phoenix by PointYourFeetAndCAPsLetters reviews
Lucy Heartfilia is a Phoenix, complete with wings and strange powers. When she finally escapes from the prison-like Phoenix Court, she joins Fairy Tail and pretends to be a Celestial Mage. With no knowledge of Mage Magic and a group of Rogue Phoenix's after her, Lucy's new life is over before it started. AU
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 100,896 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Gray F., Loke/Leo, Lucy H., Natsu D.
Child of Light and Darkness by Amy Virtue reviews
Dark and Light. Two Magicks residing in one body. Dark and Light. Dragon Slayer of Two, Acnologia and Celesta. Dark and Light. Two Dragons. Dark and Light. King and Queen. Dark and Light. A little child. The impossible. Daughter of more than three. Despite erasing her dark magic, she still has perfect ability over dark. Is she Lulu the Dark, or Layla the Light?
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 12/8/2012 - OC
Pure White Love by Amelia Tiffany reviews
Part 01; "Welcome one, welcome all – to the brand new Grand Magic Tournament! This time, everything changes. At one point, you'll be working with other Guilds and at other times you'll be working against one another depending on the event. Let the games begin and may the best Guild wins!" The Games did being. In more ways than one. StiCy! Sting Eucliffe Lucy Heartfilia!
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,693 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Sting E., Lucy H.
Midnight by FieSakurako reviews
As usual, Lucy walked home with her dog's spirit ? And the two fishermen say hello to her. Yes, anything like a typical day. Until she saw a man covered in blood was not powered to sit in front of her apartment door. MIDNIGHT?
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,748 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Lucy H., Midnight
Beyond Just a Mage: Star Goddess by Seranyan reviews
Nobody wants a disaster when they were given peace. But then, One day, it all begins. Someone who will sacrifice herself and protect Fiore; and Fairy Tail she once loved the most. Skip chapter 1 for Prologue. This fanfiction was once "She will Be Back".
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,314 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Lucy H. - Complete
My Dark Queen by Nom Tasty reviews
Fairy Tail banished Lucy from their guild before the S-class exam. Heartbroken and wanted by the Magic Council, she crosses paths with someone she thought was her enemy. Zeref. He trains her in the ways of dark magic, and 7 years pass. Read inside for details! Dark!LucyxZeref. Slow Romance/Adventure/Horror/Drama/Lil' bit of Humor. Character death, evil characters and warped ideas.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,973 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 12/14/2012 - [Zeref, Lucy H.] Gajeel R., Mirajane S.
The Bender Lucy by AdelXTia reviews
It's Cliché! Lucy quits the guild and runs into a forest. There she meets Avatar Korra. She becomes a bender and becomes stronger. Lucy travels around the country and becomes famous. Not as 'Lucky Lucy' but as 'The Bender'. She leads a new life by creating a new guild called 'The Elements'. All's well until the GMG and she has to face Fairy Tail! What will happen? Please read! :)
Crossover - Fairy Tail & Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,104 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Lucy H.
The Fire that Binds Us by PhoenixedDragon reviews
AU. Born in a world plagued by death and governed by a tyrant, Natsu Dragneel held the power to restore Fiore to what it once was. When he met Lucy Heartfilia, he promised to always protect her. However, before embarking on the journey to complete his training, he made a decision that would change everything... Performing a magic binding... -full summary inside-
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 225,339 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Natsu D., Lucy H.
Rosen Blaue by the hotpocket hunter reviews
(Ever get tired of good characters just disappearing at the end of an arc? I hate that.) Rosen Blaue. What is it? Where have all the prisoners gone? What is Laxus doing at the Grand Magic Games? And since when is Lucy a Guild Master? Honestly, I loved writing this, so while the suspense isn't great, it's good for fans missing under-appreciated characters. Not sure why I rated it T.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,410 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Jellal F./Siegrain, Lucy H.
Invisible by SecretMindOtaku7 reviews
Since Lisana had returned from Edolas, Lucy had been ignored like she wasnt here. What will happen when Team Natsu kickes Lucy out of the team? Minna, this is my first fanfic so please go easy on me! The story is rated T LucyXNatsu, if you don't like it then please go away! XD
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 34,283 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
The Dragon slayer of the dark by Blueicewing reviews
I am retyping the summary and working on the next ch.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,482 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Lucy H., Zeref
Memories of you by mellow-kun reviews
Lucy Heartphilia, the star of Fairy Tail disappears on a mission only to return without her memory. But when she remembers, she leaves, leaving behind her heart. Will she ever return?
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,417 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
Through Her Tears by XxFairytailLuverxX reviews
Ignored? Replaced? Those are the exact things that are happening to our beloved celestial Mage. To ease the Pain she Leaves Fairy Tail. Will she come back or Leave the guild for good? First Fanfic. R&R
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,923 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Lucy H.
You and I by hime.kawaii-chan reviews
Lucy is a 'weak and pathetic bitch',or so she thought.Being kicked off the team by the guy she loves because she's weak hurts,doesn't it?So she leaves to become stronger but mostly its because it hurts ,and after 5 long years,she returns.Nalu/NatsuxLucy/NxL.And this story's old name is Mine,I just decided to change it.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,005 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
Little Lucy by sparklegirl2101 reviews
When a spell gets put on Lucy that makes her 8, but with the mind of a teen, she runs into Sting and Rouge. She joins Sabertooth, and goes to the Grand Magic Games. What will happen when her secret gets out? READ AND FIND OUT! Also, in this story, Sabertooth and Fairy Tail arn't exactly enimies, more like a dusty friendship. POLL ON MY PROFILE!
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,748 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Lucy H., Sting E. - Complete
Taste my Pain by CelestialSakuraa reviews
Lisanna has returned from Edolas and somehow became close friends with Lucy but everyone then suddenly bullies her which leaves her into a tight situation. Being kicked out of Team Natsu and severely hurt, Lucy leaves Fairy Tail and trains to become stronger to get her revenge. Now, Zeref is out to get Lucy. What Lucy ever wanted to get was 'Love' and someone who'd love her for her
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 110,520 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
It Started With a Debt by petpermint reviews
A fateful encounter with Sting leads to something special! Will they live happily ever after, or will their respective guilds, and a certain fire dragon slayer, interfere with their love? The heart does not have a brain to decide who to love. StingxLucy
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,467 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Lucy H., Sting E.
Just Go Crazy by BloodyTeddyBear reviews
They call her crazy, mad, and insane. "Okay then, Just Go Crazy with it."
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,112 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Lucy H. - Complete
You're Never Alone by Chistralish reviews
Both Lucy and Natsu were left alone all those years ago. Then they found Fairy Tail. Their "connected" pasts will come back to save them, but at what cost? And who is the one pulling all the strings? Multiple pairings. Rated T for later chapters.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,421 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
Cold Hearted Departure by Red Kisses And Dark Secrets reviews
Lucy is kicked out of Team Natsu because Lisanna is back and Natsu says she is weak. Lucy leaves Fairy Tail to train and become stronger. After seven years she comes back and is surprisingly strong. everything is going fine until Mirajane notices the Diamond Ring on Lucy's finger. Everyone finds out about the ring. What will Fairy Tail members think of Lucy getting married?
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,504 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Lucy H.
Fairy Tail Lucy's New Guild! by RainbowCupquake reviews
Lucy feels everyone is ignoring her because Lisanna is back! She leaves Fairy Tail and joins Wendy's guild, how will Fairy Tail and other guilds react when Lucy returns? Lucy trains hard and learns rare magic! Ratings will change further in story.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,814 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Lucy H., Wendy M., Team Natsu
Lucy BeginsAgain by The Infamous Smile of MonaLisa reviews
Lucy was happy for so long and had inwardly accepted her love for Natsu, but then the incident with Edolas happened and now, Lisanna is back. Lucy and Lisanna become fast friends, but seeing how quickly she was replaced in Fairy Tail's hearts, she left, leaving to start over again. With Natsu distraught and Lucy out with a new team, anything and everything will happen! M for reason
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,940 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
Memories of the Forgotten Past by MusicGirlie97 reviews
After Lisanna returns, Team Natsu replaces Lucy for her. Meanwhile, Lucy has been taking solo missions until one mission goes so far that she had 'died' in battle. Five years later, Team Natsu reunites with her, but there is something different. She has no memories of Fairy Tail, Team Natsu, and even herself. Not to mention, she's the Dragon Priestess.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,118 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 5/17/2013 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Natsu D., Lucy H.
Dragon Guardian by Neko-Sky Maiden Wendy reviews
Lucy is kicked out of the team on her Birthday and she attempts to comit suicide but 5 years later hes back as angel heart will Fairy Tail find out her secret?
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,903 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 5/17/2013 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
A New Beginning by CandyKurisuti reviews
After the GMG ended with a tie against Sabertooth and Fairy Tail, Natsu started going out with Lisanna, and that broke Lucy's heart. In order to move on, she leaves the guild to train in solitude. Soon After learning the Great power she holds, she joins Sabertooth. Will Love Blossom there? Or will it just be another heartbreak? Rate T just to be safe! THIS IS A STICY STORY
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,919 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Lucy H., Sting E.
Scarred on the inside by kaosninja reviews
Natsu and Lucy have been together for six months and it's Lucy's birthday, but Natsu's forgotten. Was it just stupidity on his side or does he really not love her? Where was he actually when he was supposed to be with Lucy? And how is Lucy dealing with all of this? Also, why does Sabertooth, a guild she's never heard of, suddenly seem so important? [PREQUEL TO 'TO SATISFY JUSTICE']
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 31,624 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Lucy H., Sting E. - Complete
Celestial Mage and her Companion by XxSummerIcexX reviews
Team Natsu wanted changes in their team and kicks out Lucy. Lucy wants to train, but in order to go Mirajane makes her go with Laxus. What will happen during their training and missions? Will sparks fly? Or will they fall? Read to FIND OUT! REWRITE UP!
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,232 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Lucy H., Laxus D.
Secret by lolo MN reviews
"I think I'm gay Lucas" Natsu mumbled spacing out.'How I wish that I can tell you I'm a girl, but I can't after all' Lucy thought, sitting next him. Lucy disguised as a boy, and not allowed to let anyone know she is a girl, or her father will get her back,but being roommate of Natsu Dragneel, a delinquent badass, what will she do? A Super troublemaker Love-story,READ-ENJOY-REVIEW
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,528 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
A New Beginning by Amaya Snow reviews
Lucy left heartbroken. Nothing was left for her at Fairy Tail. So she trained. She comes back as a different person with a different personality. Or multiple ones. But now she's back and nobody recognizes her, she doesn't want them to know. Now all we want to know is will they ever find out who she really is?
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,967 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Lucy H.
Fairy Tail, Blinded by hatred by YeahAnimeCrazy101 reviews
Lucy is hurt and then supposedly 'dies'. Natsu is the cause of her 'death'. 4 years later, Rayne Nightcross joins fairy tail, she isn't so friendly as they thought she'd be. One by one, her secrets will unfold and Sabertooth will 'get in the way'. This is will end with StiCy but a little bit of NaLu in the middle to build up the suspense.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 37,504 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Lucy H., Natsu D., Sting E.
Heaven's Lost Property by Reika Natsuki reviews
Lucy, Erza and Wendy hide a secret from everyone in the guild. As the Grand Magic Games is announced, things take another wrong turn when the Eclipse Project is finally activated & the dragons disappearance is revealed. Why do these events point to Lucy? Chaos and other problems stir and the only thing that would be declared is...war. # DISCONTINUED #
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,485 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Erza S., Lucy H.
X792 by TheOneMagic reviews
[STORY 5 OF DIEUX DRAGON SERIES] A year has past since the events of the GMGs of X791 and... Lucy's death. The kingdom of Fiore are having the games yet again. Fairy Tail is yet again participating in the games among other guilds. However, a new guild is participating this year with a mysterious masked girl with blonde hair. Who is she? And why does she seem so familiar?
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,236 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 7/18/2012 - [Natsu D., Lucy H.]
A Fairytail Romance by Avelovae reviews
Lucy only wanted to feel a little sorry for herself. She didn't want to find herself in the middle of a dark guild conspiracy. She didn't expect to form a team with Gajeel Redfox. But most of all, she wasn't expecting to fall in love with him. [HeartFox]
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,923 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Lucy H., Gajeel R.
Deep Down by Chizaya reviews
Lucy is gone and the whole guild felt the guilt, especially Natsu. One day, a guest comes to visit the Guild, holding a surprising secret and an untold tragedy.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,301 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
Love in the Stars by Crowned Clown X reviews
Lucy has been sent to Crocus to manage a new Fairy Tail guild building, Fairy Tail Two. Then, when the master asks her to help Jellal out of prison, will she be able to stop herself from going in a downward spiral of love? Will he be able to do the same? And just what will happen to them when Ultear and Melody break him out?
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,789 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Lucy H., Jellal F./Siegrain
The Discovery: Part 2 of the Guardian Trilogy by Crowned Clown X reviews
Lucy Heartfilia died during the Grand Magic Games. Now, six years later, Styxx Rivier is searching for a way to bring her back to life. What he discovers, however, is something much more powerful then what a mere mortal can handle. **NOT A DEATH-FIC!** *Rated T for slightly gruesome death scenes and minor swearing
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,880 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Lucy H.
Heal my broken heart by chiruchiru-chan reviews
After Natsu replaced Lucy with Lisanna Who was forced , Lucy left to Mermaid Heel, only to hear of what happened on the S-class exam. Lucy, who is heartbroken, meets Rogue Cheney 7 years later at the grand magic games. Will love blossom? And who's Cronus? Rated T for save.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 23,539 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Lucy H., Rogue C.
Replaced by Gaara's-Bloody-Panda reviews
Lisanna's back and Lucy feels left out. Natsu wants Lisanna back on his team, What about Lucy?
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 97,727 - Reviews: 1748 - Favs: 1,285 - Follows: 1,361 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
Mage's Animals by punkbear1999 reviews
Lucy Heartfilia, a high school student was going to enjoy her summer vacation, but something weird had to go ruin it for her. The blue, flying, talking cat takes her to a realm of mages, as well as hybrid animal/humans. Lucy thinks that this experience will be the worst, but maybe it's not so bad if she spends it with a certain mage/animal. Rated T for language. Pairings: Graylu
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,358 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Gray F., Lucy H.
Lucy's Sacrifice by emikoai.hatchio reviews
Lucy was being ignored and neglected from her so-called 'nakama' for a year now, ever since Lisanna returned.She grew tired of them ignoring her so she decided to quit Fairy Tail,and then after 3 years, for some reason she ends up at Sabertooth.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,059 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Lucy H.
The Lost Child by FuzzyPeachz reviews
What happens if Lucy was lost as a child at 6? What if Jellal found her and trained her for 4 years? Then on July 7th X777 Jellal, as well as Layla and the dragons disappeared, before Jellal disappeared he left Lucy a gift, and made Mystogan train Lucy for 7 years, before Mystogan leaves as well, he takes her to Fairy Tail, what will she do when some of the guys like her? Lucy X ?
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,366 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Lucy H.
Pain 10 times over by 0raikan0 reviews
Forgotten and hurt, Lucy strives to relieve herself of the pain and suffering they have left her... With a new OC, life just keeps getting weirder and weirder for the resident Celestial Mage.. Yet 'truths' reveal to keep a word 'nakama' thought long gone.. Ch. 12: Uncover the covered
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,973 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
Lucky by PenguinChris reviews
"Daddy" she yelled running towards me. My eyes widen in shocked "Daddy?" was i someone's dad? Impossible i would never betray the love of Lucy with someone else, so who was this...? Freed X Lucy and slight Nalu
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,907 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Lucy H., Freed J.
Keep Goin by Killer Moon Lover reviews
Lucy thought she was weak so, she left. Makarov does not want her to die and when talking to a certain blonde Dragon Slayer, he comes up with an idea to watch over her and help her. What will happen will the rest of the guild finds out? What will happen when she comes back, with more than one person? And who just are these people?
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,176 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Lucy H., Laxus D.
New Students! by calla-lillies reviews
Master Makarov sends team Natsu on a very important mission to Japan to destroy a dark guild forming in a local academy (ouran high school) little do they know they will be going as undercover students! things start to heat up between Tamaki and Lucy making Natsu extremely jealous. With all this drama can they complete their mission? Ratings may go up !
Crossover - Ouran High School Host Club & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,967 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Tamaki S., Lucy H.
Shine light into my dark world by Rina Nina reviews
Lucy - Who am I suppose to believe? Am I suppose to be suffering alone? I guess they didn't think of me as their nakama. "One's sadness, everyone's sadness". - Master of Fairy Tail's famous quote. Was master's words mean nothing to the guild then? I guess it didn't. Will there be hope for me? Will there be a guild who will bring me back to the light?
Fairy Tail - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,229 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Lucy H., Laxus D.
My Immortal by asdfghjkl anime reviews
What if Lucy was already alive a hundred years ago? What if Fairy Tail found her walking in the East Forest, telling them that she was sleeping all these years? And what if she goes telling them that she was a Slayer? Then she decides to join Fairy Tail. But then, why does Laxus feel that he saw her somewhere before? "I'm Lucy. A Heavenly Celestial God and Dragon Slayer." Slow LaLu
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,992 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Laxus D., Lucy H.
Princess Of The Apocolypse by DreadData reviews
It had been almost six months since lisanna had come back from the dead. Since then Lucy hadn't been on any missions with team natsu, instead she had been going increasingly dangerous missions to try and improve her strength. Sorry for the terrible summary, please give the story a chance, thank you
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,182 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Lucy H.
I never should have joined! by AllieJenzie reviews
What has changed Fairy Tail to hate Lucy so much, that they would injure her and kick her out? Heartbroken, Lucy leaves, leaving all her possessions behind. But what happens while on the brink of death Laxus finds her? Laxus? Why is he helping her!
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 90,045 - Reviews: 1278 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 967 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Lucy H., Laxus D.
Angel with a Shotgun by happyisanawesomenekko reviews
Lucy feels left out when lisanna comes back from edolas. Who knows about the reason behind teh title, but I apologize because the first two chapters really suck and I AM NOT going to rewrite them because there is no point! by the time this story is done u will hopefully c improvement:) I try to update 1 every 2 weeks! PS THANK YOU FOR READING MY STORY! U R AWESOME PEOPLES!
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,097 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Lucy H.
This Little Chickie by Lady Nosila reviews
Laxus drags Lucy on a mission with him. Begins between the Tower of Heaven and Fantasia incidents.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,139 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Lucy H., Laxus D.
Dragon Heart by Madeline Cullen reviews
Lucy Heartfilia joins Fairy Tail after meeting a dragon slayer, Natsu. What he doesn't know is that she isn't just any celestial spirit mage, she is the Celestial Dragon Slayer.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,491 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
The Stars Within Me by Unrequited-Words reviews
What happens if Lucy joins Fairy Tail… at the age of ten? No one knows a thing about her, so they call her Lucy-hime. What emotions really hide behind that gentle smile?
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,077 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Lucy H.
A Light to Shadows by InsomniacDragon reviews
Lissana comes into the guild beaten to near death. Due to a mumble Natsu heard everyone thinks it was Lucy. As she leaves she meets the master of a new strong guild "Shadow Wing". "Life for Lucy just got intresting. no obvious pairing for lucy dont steal any of my OCs
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,011 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Lucy H.
Soul Angel by clovergiel reviews
Lucy, after a break up with her boyfriend, decided to end her life. But she suddenly saw a guy on one corner of the room, watching her kill herself. Lucy mistook him for stopping her but he said he was there to get her soul. A SOUL ANGEL. LokexLucy AU
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,582 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Loke/Leo, Lucy H.
Fairy Tail Slumber Party: Mysterious Lucy by GoldenRoseTanya reviews
Mira plans to make couples in the guild, which is from a slumber party, in which the boys' decide to peek on. But why did this lead to our beloved celestial mage? And what is the tragic secret she is hiding? What is this weird confusion about dragons' and their mates? Read to find out! Many couples! Nalu, RoWen, Gale, Jerza, and so on...
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,746 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
The Absolute Stellar Spirit Mage, Lucy Heartfilia by In times of crisis we unite reviews
Everything is as it usually is in the Fairy Tail Guild, yet Lucy seems to be depressed. It is because Lucy seems to know something that can change everyone's lives, but whether for the best or worst; she isn't sure yet. Better summary inside.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,007 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Lucy H.
The Dragon Princess by xX.ShadowDragonSlayer.Xx reviews
Lucy comes back after training for 4 years, but for 2 years she keeps her identity hidden. Until she challenges the pink haired dragon slayer she reveals herself. After being back for awhile they leave for the Grand Magic Games, it is also revealed that not only the dragon slayers from Fairy Tail but Sabertooth's Sting and Rogue can sense it to. RE-WRITING
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 26,565 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
Fairy Tail Academy's Famous Delinquent by Neongurl1999 reviews
AU: Lucy Heartfilia, age 16, a sophomore in Fairy Tail Academy. She has silky blonde hair, brown chocolate eyes, and a very sexy body, but people don't dare approach her. You would think that a very beautiful girl like her would have many friends, but there's a reason people didn't socialize with her. And that reason is... Lucy Heartfilia is Fairy Tail Academy's famous delinquent!
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,490 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
One Dragon Slayer's Messed Up Love Life by PantherLily1 reviews
Lisanna is back and Lucy's being ignored. The love of her life is in love with someone else. And without even knowing several other certain mages love her. What will poor Lucy do! Please R&R!
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,157 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Lucy H.
Fun Time Being With U by Ken'sHoe reviews
Natsu was forced to go to this summer camp for "mentally ill" teens. There he meets a multi-personality guy named Loki, a drama maniac named Jellal, a guy that's obsessed with weather named Laxus and a rude stuck up counsellor named Gray. A/N Yaoi intended
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,706 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Natsu D., Gray F.
Lucy the Light Dragon Slayer by Vongolafan16 reviews
After feeling betrayed by her supposedly family, lucy sets out to become stronger. she finds the light dragon and is trained by it becoming the Light dragon slayer. after 7 years of training Lucy comes back to Fairy Tail a completely different person out for revenge on the people that were once so called family. Maybe some GrayLu later on. Rated T for swearing
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,091 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Lucy H.
Lucy's true side by Moonlit21 reviews
When lisanna came back everyone abandon lucy. What if lucy has another life and why is she hiding it from the fairy tail members. What is her relationship with natsu? What is her true power?
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,555 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
I hate you natsu, revenge is sweet by sereneskydragonslayer reviews
Natsu pushes Lucy off the cliff, but why? Lucy comes back with these strange powers, but why? "Luce I-"stuttered natsu. "No, I hate you natsu, revenge is sweet."
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 17,331 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Lucy H. - Complete
Because I'm With You by Whiterose937888 reviews
Lucy was kicked out of the guild because a little Lisanna problem. Soon after she left she made a guild with a boy she had met before. The guild is known as Star Light. That's all i'm giving you read to find out more. oh and it's LucyxOC enjoy x3
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,063 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Lucy H.
Mother Of The Spirits by StreetFighter reviews
Lucy had left the guild heartbroken after Lisanna returned. She has finally returned after 5 years, only to come back whit a title. Lucy, the strongest mage in Fiore. Who is that little boy calling her mom? Wait, doesn't he kinda look like Natsu?
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,866 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Natsu D., Lucy H.
It Only Get's Worst by PenguinChris reviews
Lucy once met a young boy which she fell in love with when she was young. One day the boy disappeared and left her all alone. That was more then thirteen years ago. Will she ever see him again? Rated T just in Case, Please read :)
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,692 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Lucy H., Laxus D.
Black and White Goddess by Ashurei12Yasha15 reviews
Lissana came back Lucy got kicked out.I know some of you people out there might have read a fanfic with a plot like this well I am trying it in my own verse. By the way those who is reading my other story I won't continue it sorry lost the will to move on if you want it PM me.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,985 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
After the Games by 5150Chaos reviews
What happens to Lucy after the Grand Magical Tournament, and why is everyone blaming her on their loss? Lisanna see's an opportunity and takes it. Lucy ends up leaving the guild, and Lisanna is loving every second of it. Lucy comes back new and improved and Natsu becomes a jealous monster. R&R Short Chapter and Quick Read, come and check it out!
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 35,395 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 2/29/2012
Lucy, God of the Heavens by rjanarielle reviews
Changed summary: Lucy saved Sting so now, Sting saved her. But when the guild suddenly called her weak, she cried. Sting comforted the poor girl but while comforting her, he saw something glowing in her hand. It looked like a mark. Not a guild mark, but it looked like a mark that shows ultimate magic. What is Lucy's TRUE magic? Sticy...
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,146 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Lucy H., Sting E.
101 Days and 100 Nights by MaekoLovesPandas reviews
AU: A thought is triggered when Team Natsu leaves Lucy behind to go on a difficult mission. Though the members were simply being thoughtful, she knew that either way, she was too weak to keep up with their level of strength. Depressed, the master sent her and 3 S-Class mages to Fairy Tail's Exclusive 100 Nights of Training. Now, 100 nights later, how strong is Lucy, really? #2
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,679 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Lucy H.
Lucy Reborn by iwantcowsandunicorns reviews
Lucy has lost almost all her magic power. She decided to run away from Fairy Tail instead of telling them that she had to leave. Lucy thought about moving to a different town, and fell asleep thinking about it. She got woken up in the middle of the night, and when she woke up she saw a dragon. Enjoy! :D
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,103 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 8/26/2012
She flies by chiruchiru-chan reviews
As Lucy gets hypnotized, she threw herself of a cliff. Her wings sprouted and she flew to heaven to learn angel slaying magic. At the earthland, Natsu is still searching for her. A story about love, hurt and a war between angels and demons.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,002 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
Cotton Candies by doll13th reviews
A legendary dark wizard and a celestial mage... a fusion of black and white; a struggle between life and death. (Zeref x Lucy)
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,130 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Loke/Leo, Lucy H., Natsu D., Zeref - Complete
Forgotten by Kupuruu reviews
The day they ignored her was the day Lisanna came back. The day of her mom's death was the day Natsu announced he was getting married to 'her'. The day she couldn't handle it anymore was the day she disappeared.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,836 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Lucy H.
Mystical Blessings by Tigress-From-a-Fairy reviews
When Lucy Heartfilia leaves and creates a new guild that is really strong with strong but wanted mages as members and competes in the games, what will everyone do?First fanfic. I Suck at naming and summaries.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Lucy H., Jellal F./Siegrain
Air's sister by Whiterose937888 reviews
Lucy was known as an elemental dragon slayer. Wendy also known as the sky dragon slayer met Lucy when she was young. They both agreed to never leave each other's side. But when Lucy left. Wendy could only try to find her. The sister bond they both had will come back once again. Couples along the way :D plz enjoy.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,802 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Lucy H., Wendy M.
Lucy Heart by NaLuForever1406 reviews
We know Lucy is a bubbly blonde who is smart and has a good relationship with a certain dragon slayer. What if Lucy has different powers? What if she joined the guild when she was eight with her brother and sister? Would things be the same? NaLu and probably other pairings!
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,305 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
I Love You by Ishimaru Ayumu reviews
After a talk with the white haired teen, she decide to leave. Leaving only a note and... Not going to tell you read to find out Please read! Summary might change
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,487 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
Saving of Fiore by Lucy Ashley from Fairy Tail reviews
Lucy is the evil daughter of Demon Lord Zeref, who took over the kingdom of Fiore after he killed King and Queen Heartfilia. Now Lucy is outside the country and meets up with Fairy Tail a guild outside of Fiore.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,372 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Lucy H.
Saving the Dragons by Lucy Ashley from Fairy Tail reviews
After team A wins the magic tournament, each of the participants goes off to train, but when after 6 months Lucy comes back as the ultimate dragon slayer, and is telling team Natsu that they have to go save them, ehat will they do? T for Gajeels mouth
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,691 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Lucy H.
Electric feelings by yori neko reviews
Lucy is kicked off the team on her own birthday! she leaves the guild crying and only Laxus comes to her in her time in need. Wait Laxus! what is instore for these two after he decided to train Lucy.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,383 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Lucy H., Laxus D.
The Strongest One of All by Amy Virtue reviews
This is my first fanfiction, so please go easy on me! So Lisanna comes back and Lucy gets kicked out. She goes and trains with the Dragons and returns to Fairy Tail with the title "The Strongest Mage." She is the Princess of the Dragons and Celestial Dragon Realm. But now, she is Lily Heart, Dragon Slayer of all.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 20,919 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Lucy H. - Complete
Unexpected Love Story by AoiFLAME reviews
Lucy quits the guild because Natsu cheats on her and calls her weak. She soon meets cocky Sting Eucliffe. Will love blossom? Sticy. Unfinished
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,581 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 12/14/2012 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Lucy H., Sting E.
AKA Luke Hartphil by Yuuki Trinity reviews
Summary: Lucy heartfilia runaway from being the heartfilia's heiress and found herself in the midst of the city of magnolia where she sought to live a life that she had always dreamt of. And in order for this to happen, she indeed needed to change her life; she had to transform herself from Lucy heartfilia, to LUKE Hartphil.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,346 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/11/2012 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Lucy H.
Of Light and Darkness by Lunaroid2906 reviews
Lucy Heartfilia is a celestial mage who loss her memory and have a strange ability to see the future. On her journey she meet Team Natsu then joining Fairy Tail, not knowing that she still hunted by mages who wanted her ability, until she meet a stranger that knowing her past and of course he wanted her ability.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,991 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
Broken Dragons by Psychotic Nightmare reviews
A heartbroken girl, a realm of dragons. Just what do they have to do with each other? Eventual LucyXOC
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,777 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Lucy H.
Dragon Goddess by Whiterose937888 reviews
Lucy is a Dragon slayer but with with other magic too she is known as The Dragon Goddess. She goes to Fairy tail with her exceed Crystal. There are many people that want her power but also some are mostly bad guilds and now the males that fell in love with her must protect her. Enjoy my story hope you like it :D
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,524 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Lucy H.
Assassins Love by Whiterose937888 reviews
Lucy is an assassin of the Guild Dark Empress. she also is the number one top assassin along with two other people. Once she and her friends take a mission she is in a love triangle with two certain dragon slayers. i don't want to spoil it for you so enjoy. also there are going to be some OC's in this story so just to put that out there.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,942 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Lucy H.
Lost on the path of corrupted ways by Luffyftw reviews
because of Lucy fairy tail lost the grand magic games. everyone is furious with her, and treats her like an outcast. now Lucy's wondering, are they really her nakama? she leaves the guild, and comes back years later wanting revenge. FULL SUMMERY INSIDE!
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,263 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/4/2012 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
A lightened heart by Serena Heartfilia reviews
Lucy is ignored by her guild and leaves with Laxus to train. When they came back from their training nobody expected these two as a couple. Lucy is stronger now but her heart is still sad of what happened years ago. Will the love between them win like always? Well, we have to read to find out!
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 111 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Lucy H., Laxus D.
Peace and Darkness by RockerUp reviews
Lucy has two sides. Peace and Hatred. All of those years in Fairy Tail, she balanced herself for her to control it. When her hatred takes over her, her love and peaceful side has been erased from existence but a boy saved her. Who is the boy? Read and find out! Rated T for safety!
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Lucy H., Sting E.
Oraćion Seis Lucy by PhantomInsanity reviews
What if Lucy was never grew up in a rich family and was never in Fairy Tail? Enter Lucy Heartfilia, Celestial Dragon Slayer and one of the most powerful members of Oraćion Seis. A meeting with Fairy Tail's Salamander will change her life in many ways, but she only intends to investigate once Brain's plans have been unleashed... Sorry for bad summary, I do not own Fairy Tail.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,770 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
Fairy Tail: The Ancients' Call by badliar 2312 reviews
Several years ago, a child went missing, his name was Natsu Dragneel. His friends had tried to find him, but to no avail... And after a couple of years... the search was called off, and he was believed to be dead... A couple of years later, Lucy Heartfilia encountered a mysterious man clad in black, while wearing a ragged white scarf that covers his neck...
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,842 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Natsu D.
Forget Me Not by Marvixis Mauve reviews
To live knowing you have been forgotten... To stand in the midst of friends who no longer carry your memory... To be before your beloved, loving and is loved by someone else... To be surrounded by them all, hoping... wishing... WANTING not to be forgotten... Ch. 14; Ah... The Irony of Life.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 84,839 - Reviews: 738 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Lucy H.
Come Into my Arms and Cry by FairyTailFTW8D reviews
Natsu kicks Lucy off the team thanks to Lisanna , the night Natsu kicks her off the team, Lucy encounters 3 people, those people were Crime Sorciere! Lucy no longer a Fairy Tail mage, and is a part of Crime Sorciere, now why is a certain dragon slayer missing a certain celestial spirit?
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,126 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Lucy H., Jellal F./Siegrain
My Never Ending Nightmare by Everyday is a Monday reviews
When Lucy is captured by an evil mage who's ultimate goal in life is to destroy Lucy Heartfilia, what will become of Lucy when she returns from bieng capture? Will her friend even want her anymore? Nalu and maybe even a little Lalu
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,667 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
Turning Your Back on a Nakama by RockCityGirl14 reviews
This is the time after the Edolas Arc and Lisanna RETURNED! Team Natsu wants to replace Lucy with Lisanna on the team, and that allows Lucy to think about her life. However, what most people don't know is that Lucy loves Natsu. When she decided to leave, what will she now do now and what is in store for her future love life? Rated T for major swearing.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,157 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 11/12/2012 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Lucy H.
Solo Mage by Whiterose937888 reviews
Lucy is a member of Love &and Lucky. Both her parents died. But once she is the only one that will be participating in the Grand Magic Games will love blossom. Or will Lucy just reject the love the other members of other guilds give her. Who will she chose? You vote x3
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,124 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 10/10/2012 - Lucy H.
The Other Dimension and I'm Back for Revenge by Kid.Desperate.for.War reviews
Lucy Heartfilia is having a nice day, when Natsu, being the dense idiot that he is, kicks Lucy out of the team, temporarily of course. The blonde is upset. 'Why! You jerk' Instead of facing the team, she decides to leave, in hope to escape that idiot and her new-found feelings. While on the run, she makes a wish to escape this cruel reality. Well, HER reality. ノ ಠ益ಠノ
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,817 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
Lucy's New Power by xxcRaZy ReD SpIdErxx reviews
lucy feels left out by fairy tail and then has a dream telling her she is a wolf slayer and must train for it so she decides to do so and honor her mother's last wish.I know bad summary
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,370 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Lucy H., Gray F.
The Next Step by Huron reviews
Its the sequel to Hyodo Issei's journey back.
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,774 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 4/9/2012 - H. Issei
Where Will the Stars Lead Me? by RockCityGirl14 reviews
Team Natsu goes on a difficult mission, thus resulting in a death in a nakama, Lucy Heartfilia. However, what if she were to come back alive? Also, losing the memory of the one she loves and knows...this will lead to a new life and possibly relationships with loves and also...DRAGONS? Please note MAJOR CURSIN LATER!
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,377 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Lucy H.
The Hanging Tree by Zlopp reviews
Strange things did happen here, no stranger would it be if we met up at midnight at the hanging tree. /One-shot/Inspired by The Hanging Tree from Mockingjay/
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
Face Down by allykattt reviews
She was bullied. Humiliated. An Out-Cast. Now she is in Heaven where she belongs. Based on 'Face Down' by the Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Lucy H. - Complete
Daughter of the Gods by Serena Heartfilia reviews
When Amu is betrayed by her friends she leaves to be one of the best models and singers of the world. She find that she's a daughter of gods and she must help the charas from Tokyo. She and her new friends enroll at academy and want to make Tadase and the others pay for what they did a year ago. How will it begin? But how eill it end? Read to find out!
Shugo Chara! - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,807 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Amu H.
FairyTail Guardian Angel by AmuletDragonSlayerFairy reviews
Lucy is on a mission to protect Fairy Tail as a angel, but she has to disguise from a recent news she has heard that devils were out to make angels into devils. Her powers are rare for the land but must not show her friends, will some try to get to her for her powers or will some become true friends? She decoys it to dragonslayers powers. Find out what happens next! ON HOLD D:
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Lucy H.
Realization by allykattt reviews
Sequel to Wedding Day. Lucy got ignored and was kicked off of her team and replaced for Lisanna. Now she is at Sabertooth. StiCy
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,374 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Sting E., Lucy H. - Complete
Dragons and Angels by BittersweetSienna reviews
Lucy is finally putting together the pieces of how her mother died. Levy and Wendy are there to help, along with the not-so-helpful Exceeds. But with one dark guild after them and two dragon slayers and a fire mage hot on their trails, will they be able to finish their puzzle or will someone get in their way? Rated T for Gajeel and Natsu's soon to come swearing. Nalu Gale Rowen
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,489 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Natsu D., Lucy H.
Phoenix Riders by rjanarielle reviews
If Dragon Slayers still exist, then Phoenix Riders still exist. Join Lucy to know more about her real magic and know more about her mother's death. HAREM! And I'm too lazy to make a summary since it's Friday Morning and I have classes.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,244 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Lucy H., Rogue C.
The Fourth Generation Dragon Slayer by Ly-Jane reviews
When the princess parents died and gets back to where they belonged into. She would wonder around along with her friends. One day finding out one of them became one of the most terrifying being in the world. Having an amnesia and forgetting all about past. As the fourth generation dragon slayers along with the princess appeared the world's darkest mysteries will be reveal.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,072 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
Open, the Gate of the Dragons! by PhantomWhirl reviews
Finally, Fairy Tail won the Grand Magic Games! But Lucy feels that she is too weak, and leaves to train for two years! Now she's back, stronger than ever! But there are still many mysteries left unsolved, like the dragons' disappearance, Lucy's mum's death, and the strange new feeling Natsu gets when he thinks about Lucy! NALU
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,005 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
Lucy the Half Demon by PhantomWhirl reviews
A lone girl walked slowly up the mountain. "A GRAVE? Who died while I was away? Let's see..." there was a pregnant pause. "ME?" They all thought Lucy was dead, she did disappear with Acnologia for four years, after all. All except Natsu. So what happens if he was right, and Lucy did come back? And with a lot of explaining to do... like why she has a tail...
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,517 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
Don't leave me by XxDarkAngel1127xX reviews
Lucy saw her boyfriend, Natsu, kiss Lisanna on her birthday and their one year anniversay. She runs into the forest and has a talk with Sting. Bad at summaries. Read and review. Takes place after Grand Magic Games.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,604 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Lucy H., Sting E.
Secret of the Stars! by SnowFairy123 reviews
Because life is like the night sky. There are many ways to connect the stars to get different results, shapes, and forms. But what is the secret to the stars?
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,793 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Lucy H.
The Fallen Angel by OctobersLullaby reviews
Lucy Heartfilla, Fairy Tail's celestial mage. Has been gone for more than 8 years. Only to return with a blonde haired boy with deep onyx eyes. Is this boy Natsu's son? What does the 13th zodiac have to do with this boy? And will Natsu win back the girl he lost so many years ago?
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 58,885 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
Fairy Tail: Natsu and Lucy 3 by Whitehorse102 reviews
This happened sometime on Tenroujima. Lucy was running from Kain, when a rockfall covered her. Kain thought she was gone, though she was literally buried in front of him! When Natsu hears her scream with his Dragon Slayer senses , he rushes to the scene..
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,249 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/11/2012 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Natsu D., Lucy H. - Complete
left in the dark by fantastically awkward reviews
Lucy is left alone replace by Lisanna their lost friend. With no hope of continuing her ones happy life she left. For the sake of herself and those around her. This story will follow her in her desperate attempts to get stronger. For she, Lucy heartfillia will not give up while her old world crumbles down. She will built a new one and stay strong.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,324 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Lucy H.
A Short Story of The Team by dragon's nest reviews
A 19 years old celestial mage, Lucy Heartfilia, was feeling left out with her teams. One day, she got this strange disease which actually attack her inner mind! Will the team find out what happened before it's too late? Various pairings. [5/5]
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,896 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
Brokenhearted by XxDarkAngel1127xX reviews
Lucy and Levy are heart broken by Gajeel and Natsu. Than, they spend more time with Sting and Rogue. StingxLucy, RoguexLevy I actually really like GaLe, I just want to try something different read and review
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,811 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Sting E., Lucy H. - Complete
Element Dragon Slayer by FanfictNerdyGurl reviews
Lisanna is back and everyone has been ignoring lucy she decides to leave and meets the Element Dragon. BAD AT SUMMARY'S hehe.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,848 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Lucy H.
Breath of Life by CupCakesYummeh reviews
Lucy leaves on a year-long mission due to heart break and needing as she claims 'self rediscovery'. But, if it really as it seems? Not like the usual Lucy leaves stories either. Story behind my One-shot Homecoming, with slight plot changes. Eventual full on NaLu.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,453 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
My Choice by kamari13 reviews
Lucy blames herself for the injury of Team Natsu. She leaves for a dangerous solo mission, only to be rescued by 2 dragon slayers. Will Lucy be able to overcome her fears and become stronger? What happens when she discovers something astonishing that can change the course of everyone's life..? STINGxLUCY, ROGUExLUCY,or NATSUxLUCY? YOU decide!
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,968 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Lucy H.
I'll be back by XxDarkAngel1127xX reviews
Lucy left fairy tail because she thought she was weak. While training she finds Laxus. Again, really bad at summaries. Sorry bout that. Read and review.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,931 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Lucy H., Laxus D.
Forever With You by thebeautywithin13 reviews
After a tragic accident, Lucy Heartfilia is sent to live with the Fullbusters. There she meets Gray the boy with an ice cold heart and tragic past. Will Lucy be able to defrost his ice heart? And how are their past's connected? My first FanFiction.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,652 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Gray F., Lucy H.
Dreams that changed history by rjanarielle reviews
Lucy remembered the times when they were in the games. She has grown feelings for Laxus but if only he was 17 like her. As Mavis heard her dream, she then hold her hands, closed her eyes and said: "I...shall fulfil your dream." And then Lucy will change magic, restart her life and change more things that she could ever imagine and...will Laxus change too? Read and find out... LaLu
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,901 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Laxus D., Lucy H.
The Tigress of Fairy Tail by Psychotic Nightmare reviews
What happens when Lucy hides a secret from all of Fairy Tail, and only a few people in her life know? What about when a stranger turns up at the guild one day, and seems to know Lucy? BEWARE OF OOC-NESS.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,928 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Lucy H. - Complete
Dragon's tale by Blueicewing reviews
Summary inside. M for later chapters.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,055 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Lucy H., Gray F.
Until She's Home Again by Mrs. HopeEstheim reviews
Lucy has left Magnolia and Fairy Tail behind and she had absolutely no intention of going back. - Eventual NaLu. Main story now complete; the five chapter epilogue is now complete.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 109,373 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 1,077 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 7/24/2011 - [Lucy H., Natsu D.] - Complete
The wolf slayer and the princess, Lucy by Serena Heartfilia reviews
When Lucy was abandoned by all her friends she went on a forest and passed out. When she woke she met a wolf pack who said she the princess of Fiore's wolf pack. Two years later she came back at Fairy Tail, but not alone. Her friends came too. Natsu wants to make her his mate but she doesn't want. What will happen with them? What will happen with the wolf pack?
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
Their Story by XxDarkAngel1127xX reviews
Lucy got kicked out of her guild and ends up in Sabertooth. Bad summary but its better than it sounds. I'm a big fan of Sticy. Again sorry for the bad summary : Read and review!
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,820 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Lucy H., Sting E. - Complete
Ruler of the Stars by pinksnail reviews
Previously known as TURNING TO DARKNESS... Mystery surrounds the Dragon Kingdom and Natsu seems to be involved in it all. Lucy is determined to solve this puzzle whilst on her journey to save Natsu. Beginning of NaLu, other pairing too, read to find out...
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,873 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
Faithful Tears by VocalAurora reviews
Lucy loved Natsu. They had a magical night together after a mission, but she finds Lisanna confessing her love to Natsu and Natsu doing the same! Natsu can't stop Lucy from leaving, and she never comes back. 8 years later, three strangers that are part of a notorious Dark Guild show up at Fairy Tail asking for help...?
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,888 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
The Trickling Revenge of the Water by the.lovely.wilting.rose reviews
Lucy was kicked out of Team Natsu so with a heavy heart, she leaves the guild, with the help of Loke she finds the dragon Sapheria, the water dragon . Sapheria trains Lucy to become the water dragon slayer so Lucy might one day be able to return to her family. This is Lucy's story, and how she returned to Fairy Tail, stronger than ever. Lucyx Natsu NaLu. UP FOR ADOPTION
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,479 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Lucy H.
Lucy the Phoenix Queen by QuietInspiration reviews
Lisanna is back and Lucy is getting ignored! They even kicked Lucy off the team! Natsu and Lisanna are now dating and Lucy ran into the forest after crying. There, she meets a phoenix that would change her life forever. With the phoenix's training, Lucy would become a Phoenix Slayer, and would become The Phoenix Queen. Slight NaLu. Updated: Chapter 5...the end
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,131 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
Old friends, and Jealous Dragon Slayers by laxusXlucyfan reviews
After Lisanna's return, Lucy was quickly replaced by her. After going solo, two of Lucy's old child hood friends return and join the guild, asking Lucy to be on their team. Natsu can't help but feel jealous of their close relationship. NaXLu LucyXOC
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,286 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Lucy H.
Secretly Dating by Aerilinis123 reviews
Lucy and Laxus are secretly dating so no one in the guild knows, until...
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,215 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Laxus D., Lucy H. - Complete
Comfort by iluvkawaiiness reviews
Lucy heard that her father died in a bandit attack. She hasn't been out of her apartment for days leaving her concerned companions. What is going on with this young celestial mage life? Will anyone help relieve her pain? Lucy x Laxus
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Lucy H., Laxus D. - Complete
The Hearts Duet by koneko-cat reviews
amu is been given a chance to attend Crystal Cross music academy but she is bound by a contract the school is a all boys school so she has to disguise herself but it turns out that her roommate is ikuto M for later chapters Amuto
Shugo Chara! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,082 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Amu H., Ikuto T.
Thunder Spirits by Crowned Clown X reviews
Lucy felt guilty about the Phantom Lord Attack, so she leaves for years. Master orders Laxus to accompany her. Relationships will be smarked, feelings will go into turmoil, and ultimate powers will be gained. Find out the burden Lucy and Laxus have been given, and I'm not talking about their relationship.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 46,559 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Lucy H., Laxus D. - Complete
I Want You: Fairy Tail's Joker Heartfilia(Up for adoption 31013) by Alexiadreamer15 reviews
Lucy Heartfilia lost everything when suddenly Lisanna came back to the guild undead.Everyone starts to forget her and Natsu, who she loved dearly replaces her.Suddenly after five years of training, Natsu wants to be intimate with her. Shugo & Dragons
Crossover - Fairy Tail & Shugo Chara! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,631 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Lucy H.
The Dragon Goddess by Crystalia Celeste-Slytherin reviews
After 7 years missing, Fairy Tail members finally back. at the same time there is 4 mysterious ladies and they're Dragon Slayer. they know about Lucy and said they're Lucy's secret bodyguard. who are they actually? take place after Tenrou Arc and before Grand Magic.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 65 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
The truth by Socolditburns reviews
What if Lucy didn't come from a rich family and nobody knows who she really is. What if she is the only reason Fairy Tail is still alive today and will her secret be reviled at Fairy Tail's holy island?
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,488 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
The Other Side Of The Leaf by GlimmeringTopHat reviews
"Fairy Tail has taught me a lot about forgiving, loving and understanding." After an argument with Natsu, Lucy has decided to leave to guild for 3 years to get stronger.But after 3 years, how has she changed and what has changed in Fairy Tail.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,841 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Lucy H. - Complete
Star of Bethlehem by Geyser.L.B reviews
Do you know? Star of Bethlehem means hope in flower language... It has been 5 years since you went missing, Luce. Everyone is hoping for you to come back... I have something to tell you too... Please come back...
Fairy Tail - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,560 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
For Sting Eucliffe by Sabrina-nee reviews
For Sting Eucliffe, Lucy Heartfillia is a weak, too girly-girl member of the Sabertooth's rivalry guild, Fairy Tail. Sting first was not aware of her, he knew she was there but he barely acknowledge her presence.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,393 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Sting E., Lucy H. - Complete
Getting Stronger Pays Off by thepunkprincess1718 reviews
I can't believe this...she spelled my name wrong twice! Natsu Just a little somethin somethin
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
Gemma Flame by flame gemma reviews
When 2 new members enter Fairy Tail, Lucy's life changed. Will Lucy find out the secret before time runs out or will time itself stop her? And will Natsu be there when Lucy needs him the most?
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,672 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
Hyodo Issei's journey back by Huron reviews
Issei gets a new partner and an opportunity
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,126 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 3/14/2012 - H. Issei - Complete
Celestial Mage by yori neko reviews
After Lucy's mother dies and she wants to live her dreams. After many unsuccessful attempts of runing away she finally does with the help of a certain guild. What will happen to this mage during her quest for freedom when she has to watch her back.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,218 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Lucy H., Gajeel R.
Goodbye Fairy Tail, Hello Blue Pegasus by Rose Fang reviews
Lucy is Hurt because people were ignoring her. Now she is leaving Fairy Tail and joining Blue Pegasus. What will happen? Hibiki Laytis X Lucy Heartphilia. or H.L.x L.H. lol, reversed
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,949 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Hibiki L., Lucy H.
The Search for Lucy Heartfillia by Crystilia reviews
Two purposes. Two goals. One lie. Natsu Dragneel, a teen searching for his foster father, Igneel accepts a job to find a runaway daughter, Lucy Heartfillia. Lucy Heartfillia, a teen who yerns for freedom. A runaway.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,596 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
Roses are red, violets are blue I do miss you by AznPanDaz reviews
I had no reason to stay,and if I did my only purpose was to be ignored. I know they didn't miss me and if they did how come they didn't bother to say Hi... I'm Lucy Heartfilia the girl that no one cared about...right?
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,469 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Lucy H.
Broken Things by WaAiri reviews
Her eyes were no longer chocolate brown. They were black dull and lifeless. She smiled as a tear ran down her cheek and said "Goodbye" as she jumped off the cliff, just like an angel…
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Lucy H., Gray F.
Blade Dance by WaAiri reviews
When Lisanna comes back, everyone constantly ignores Lucy.So she leaves Fairy Tail, 2 year later, Lucy's in a guild named BladeDance.Her team decides to go on a mission, and fairy tail tags along...& Lucy gets haunted by a dark guild.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Gray F., Lucy H.
The Legend of Shihouname by kirana46 reviews
The Legend of Shihouname, everyone never know about that legend...it was mystery. Until one day, Lucy releaving the true secret of The Legend of Shihouname... NaLu included...
Fairy Tail - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,222 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
Captured and Changed by deathstalker982 reviews
Lucy is captured as a little girl by Oracion Seis and becomes one of them after killing Angel
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,066 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Lucy H. - Complete
Found by snowdrop03 reviews
Lucy Heartfilia, aged 13, has just joined a chaotic guild after her runaway from the orphanage. How will her first mission with her new lively 'nakama' turn out to be? And why does she keep getting this bad feeling? Slight mystery. GrayLucy. -on hiatus-
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,341 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Lucy H.
Real by Ichigo1010 reviews
"You want to know why you can't find a scrap of information about me? Try because according to the rest of the world I died seven years ago and the government doesn't acknowledge my existence." R&R
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,169 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Mikan S., Natsume H.
Hidden by Ichigo1010 reviews
Everything that you think that you know about Mikan Sakura is a lie. She is not sweet, she is not happy, and she is most certainly not stupid. "You people are so easily fooled by a little smile... Or maybe you just didn't want to see the truth." R&R
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,044 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Mikan S., Natsume H.
Ice Dragon by Cantrona reviews
A total AU with lots of OCC and many missing characters from the actual series. But it has romance, action and I believe a good enough plot. Also a fair amount of comedy.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,861 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 9/25/2011
Harry Potter and the Change of Fate by Silvana Evenstar reviews
this has been adopted from Ailin Revan and is being written with her consent. As he dies, Harry discovers that most of his life he's been manipulated by Dumbledore. Destiny then gives him another chance to set his life right. Will contain slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,655 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 338 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Harry P., Lucius M.
Angel by Didi111 reviews
Her magic shattered, and when she awoke, her eyes were empty. Gray/Lucy.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Lucy H., Gray F.
Lucy, The Dragon Slayer by ALMIGHTY6 reviews
After a month since returning from Edolas, Lucy notices she is rather weak, and so decides to leave fairy tail to train, but what happenes if she finds the last remaining Dragon on earthland? Might Have some pairings but im not sure
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,415 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Lucy H.
Shatter by Ichigo1010 reviews
Because no matter how hard one might try, they'll never be invincible. R&R
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,846 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Mikan S., Natsume H.
Gangster's Paradise by TdotJW reviews
Lucy Heartfilia decides to runaway from all of her riches to get away from her father. Where could she go that he wouldn't find her? To Fiore kingdom. The most ghetto and dangerous country in the world. How is she going to cope in the world of gangsters?
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,423 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Natsu D., Lucy H.
Fairy Tail High School by Crystilia reviews
Lucy Heartfillia's family is bankrupted! She transfers to another school and meets a pink haired boy. What will happen when she finds out that Natsu dating Lisanna? Includes other pairings. Includes my OC. Summary sucks. But the story is good. Rated T.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 59,052 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Natsu D., Lucy H. - Complete
And so it Shattered by Ichigo1010 reviews
Mikan Sakura's personality is a lie. Her happy, bubbly, stupidness is only a facade created to please her grandpa and her other family. But with every passing day, keeping the mask intact is becoming more and more difficult. Rest of summary inside.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 36,423 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Mikan S., Natsume H. - Complete
The Side that is Hidden by Ichigo1010 reviews
Mikan Sakura is a cheerful and sweet, bubbly and optimistic girl who is always smiling and could not tell a good lie to save her life. She's a normal 13-year-old girl! Or at least, that's what everyone thinks... Rest of summary inside.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 44 - Words: 63,518 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Mikan S., Natsume H. - Complete
18 Months by PhantomLegioner reviews
After something goes wrong on a mission Lucy makes a decision to go training alone for 18 months to return for the S-Class Promotion Trial.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,401 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Lucy H.
Sunburn by SacredAlessa reviews
Percy feels used by Apollo. But, Apollo steps in and shows Percy how he really feels about him. Rated M for a reason LOTS of lemons!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,531 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Percy J., Apollo
The Shinobi by GFLI reviews
Jinchuuriki, the nine legendary mages who sealed the most fearsome beasts into themselves. All but four have died. Fairy Tail has no idea that one of those great mages sits right under their nose. Their very own, Naruto Uzumaki, nicknamed the Shinobi.
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,073 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Naruto U., Lucy H.
You're Worth It by YamiTenshiKoi reviews
Roy, a colonel trying to make his way to the top. Edward, a suicidal teen who thinks he has nothing to live for. Ed tries to kill himself, he fails and gets taken to a military hospital. Now, he's Roy's problem. RoyEd Yaoi, lemon later. Full sum inside...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,930 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Edward E., Roy M.
The Cost of Love by Sweet Mercy reviews
Harry’s engaged to Ginny, but then along comes Severus Snape. SLASH, SS/HP, POST DH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 92,763 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Promises by Wings of the Jay reviews
I, Lucy Heartfilia, was weak and selfish. I guess that's how I ened up crying my eyes out on the floor of my bathroom. Of course you could always blame him and say that it's all his fault that I'm like this, but deep down inside I know it's all me.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
AfterStory by xxxHellStrifexxx reviews
Four years later, Mikan returned to Gakuen Alice with a secret. And worse of all... she lost part of her memory and she forgot all about Natsume.
Gakuen Alice - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,892 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Mikan S., Natsume H. - Complete
From Darkness Emerges by Herald-MageAnduli reviews
COMPLETE AU Dark!Powerful!Harry. OOC Alert! At the end of 6th year, Harry comes into a creature inheritance. The wizarding world heads into war as he begins 7th year & nobody expects him to be Dark. Along with a powerful and surprising family, he brings around a new era to the wizarding population. SLASH LuciusxHarry CHAR. DEATHS Dumbledore!Weasley!Hermione!bashing (mild)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,971 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 1,597 - Follows: 722 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
The Rose by Devoda reviews
Lucy's suddenly left Fairy Tail. Only leaving a mere letter saying her goodbye's and gratitude. Now, she's suddenly found in a dark and forgotten town called "Luna". Rated T for possible future content.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,567 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
Choose to Smile or Not? by Chu-heart147 reviews
Mikan Sakura, she never smiled since THAT day, now being enrolled to gakuen alice and uncovering not to mention treasure hunting, will that turn things around? Will she smile, will she find a love?
Gakuen Alice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,788 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Natsume H., Mikan S. - Complete
And Time Goes On by starry-nights88 reviews
After years apart they finally learn that time really does go on. //Sequel to 'Til the End of Time//
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Roxas, Sora - Complete
The Hardest Thing of All by Sweet Mercy reviews
Sequel to Chasing Perfection. Unable to have children, Sirius and Remus ask Harry to become their surrogate, much to the displeasure of Harry’s lover, Severus. SLASH, MPREG, SSHP, SBRL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,481 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Fortune Telling by alli-sun reviews
Aang is confused and tries to clear things up with a visit with Aunt Wu. Aang/Zuko yaoi.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,212 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Aang, Zuko - Complete
Dreams by Vampirehelsing reviews
HanChan. Zuko dreams of the Avatar but they're not the dreams he's use to having. What happens when he confronts the subject of his dreams? ZukoAang. Now twoshot!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,581 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/18/2007 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Zuko, Aang - Complete
20 ways to make my Professor blush by yaoi-fied reviews
[COMPLETE] Harry decides he likes how Snape looks when he blushes and is determined to make it happen again. SLASH. HPSS. Tittle says it all. R&R [This a sexual story between teacher and student. If you can't handle it, don't read.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,072 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 3/16/2007 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Life, Love, and Everything in Between by Sweet Mercy reviews
Severus Snape walks in on a certain boy wizard in the bathroom and realises just how much he wants to be with him. He sets out to prove his feelings wrong but ends up falling deeper in love. SLASH, MPREG, SSHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,830 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 1,003 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 3/15/2007 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Craving You by PaperSunflower reviews
Draco finally acts on his feelings for Ron. Fifth year AU. [SLASH, don't like it, don't read it] AN: I despise this fic, and it is incredibly doubtful that I'll continue it. Sorry to everyone who likes it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,561 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/31/2007 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Draco M., Ron W.
School's Obsession by starry-nights88 reviews
Sora has to go to an all boys academy. Dorm life is pretty boring…until he meets his roommate.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,599 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 11/13/2006 - Published: 6/21/2006 - Riku, Sora - Complete
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Angels and Demons reviews
When Lucy is ignored by her whole guild, and betrayed by Team Natsu, she leaves Fairy Tail with an eye for vengeance. Two years later, she is the master of her own dark guild, Angels and Demons. What is their plan for Fiore, and what will happen when Fairy Tail discovers their Celestial Mage is non other than the leader of the 13 Deadly Sins? T for swearing and violence.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,928 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Lucy H. - Complete
Beautiful Lies reviews
Tohru Honda is only half human. But how do you tell a family of cursed people who trusted you with their secret that? She doesn't know, so she decided to just go with the flow and keep her other half, Ryuunoshou, hidden from her friends. But when outstanding circumstances reveal her secret, will she survive the onslaught of attackers? Slightly AU.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Tohru H.
Chaos in the Stars reviews
Acnologia finds a little girl crying in the woods, and adopts her, naming her Lucifer, or Lucy for short. When she turns 13, she returns to Fiore to join a mage guild, and chances upon Fairy Tail. When she teams up with three other people to make Fairy Tail's Strongest Team, chaos is bound to ensue!
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 124 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Lucy H.
We Still Have Each Other reviews
Three places, three groups of people, one sentence, one family. When Lucy and Laxus of Fairy Tail, Sting and Rogue of Sabertooth are kicked out of their guilds, they all seek solace in the same place. When they encounter Jellal Fernandes, Ultear Milkovich, Acnologia and Celaeste, and a special new friend, the nine find a new family. Starting a new guild, they start a new story.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,331 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Lucy H.
Soul Reaper reviews
Lucy is kicked out of Fairy Tail, and decides to leave Magnolia. At the train station, she meets Ichigo Kurosaki, and he takes her back to his guild. There, he introduces her to a world full of friends, Zanpakutos and powers she had never imagined. But when her dark past comes back to haunt her, will she stand in the light? Or be consumed by her shadow? Lucy H. x Toshiro Hitsugaya
Crossover - Bleach & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,715 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 139 - Published: 2/9/2013 - T. Hitsugaya, Lucy H.
The Golden Reaper reviews
I never expected to meet a dragon. And I never dreamed of becoming one. Other than the betrayal of my guild, I suppose the day that changed my life wasn't too bad. So I joined another guild, and started a new fairy tale. T for coarse language *cough* (Sting) *cough* and violence *cough* (Natsu) *cough*
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,369 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Lucy H.
The Butterfly Effect reviews
Lucy is through being ignored. She reinvents herself, before moving on to join another guild. Along the way, she makes a special friend, learns something new, becomes stronger, and eventually makes it to her goal. But just when she is finally happy, will her world come crashing down again?
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,593 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 52 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Lucy H.