Wierdowithagun
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Author has written 20 stories for Naruto.

OHAIDERE!

I'm Wierdo, and I'm not going to put a bio here because... fuck you.

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Updated 5-21-2014

WWHHAAAHH!?!? I don't know what's wrong with me, it seems I've temporarily lost the ability to write. Not even kidding. I don't know what caused it but I've had serious writers block for awhile now, and finally it's grown so strong that I can no longer fight through it. Thus, I'll be taking a hiatus. Apologies to those of you eagerly awaiting updates on my stories, but really, I can't fucking do it anymore. So see you... whenever.

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Updated 6-5-2014

Well, I've officially had enough of this site. I'm not going to delete my account or my stories, I plan to still finish those stories that haven't been completed yet, but I won't be posting anything new. I'm in the process of moving everything over to AO3 (Archive Of our Own) where so many of my favorite authors have moved. I haven't been on it but a day and I already love it far more than this place.

I'm sure I'll still be lurking here, as there's still many authors here that I love. I'll still reply to private messages and reviews and such. But as I said before, There won't be anything new posted.

I have the same name as on here, Wierdowithagun, so as not to cause confusion in case you want to keep track of me. I appreciate all of my followers and those who love my works. Hopefully I'll see you over there.

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I also have a Sister account here on fanfic that I share with my bestest buddy, Fluffyisemo.This account is meant strictly for outrageously stupid but (what I think to be) hilarious cracks. If you want a laugh you can go visit it, it's lain dormant for quite a while I'm sorry to say, but We're working on starting it back up again. The account is a mixture of our names, FluffyWithAGun.Go check it out if you need a laugh.

--Sens'errly Wierdo.

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Phobia by PrussianKnight9 reviews
He'd found him. But something's... not right. He could leave him to take care of his own wretched self... or lend a helping hand. A narrow escape from death left Kakuzu to face a whole new road of challenges. Rated T for swearing and a bit of gore. AU in Naruto universe. Naruto characters belong to their respectful owner, Kishimoto Masashi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 60,417 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 14h ago - Published: 8/9/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Anyone's Ghost by It's an Existential Crisis reviews
Shikamaru is killed by Hidan instead of Asuma, but that isn't the end of him and Hidan has to pick up the mess. Everyone makes mistakes. Everyone is gulty of all the good he did not do. What would you be willing to do to escape Hell? Didn't want to be... your ghost. Didn't want to be... anyone's ghost. But I don't want anybody else. HidaShika. Extremely slow paced&convoluted plot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,996 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Shikamaru N., Hidan, Asuma S., Akatsuki
Magical Mayhem by xotakux2002x reviews
Tobi receives an heirloom lamp from his parents, only to find a genie named Zetsu trapped inside. What's the kid to do with his wishes? Get his friends to date! zettobi sasodei kisaita kakuhidan peinkonan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,479 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Obito U./Tobi, Zetsu
Dysfunction Included by Madame Mayhem reviews
Where a suppose to be dangerous organization is set in a place that is full of disturbance, and there's even a heap of dysfunction included. Crack, nothing but crack and some pretty whimsical humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/4/2014 - Pain/Pein, Akatsuki
What Pein Thinks by SheWolfByakugan reviews
Pein is tired of all work and no play. He decided to have some fun by going around giving everyone his opinion in the form of insulting them completely at random and then spouting crazy questions. How will they react to his odd behavior? He's having fun so he honestly doesn't care. YAOI Pairings! Main: KisaIta, SasoDei, KakuHida, and possibly more.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,134 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Pain/Pein, Akatsuki - Complete
Rising Apostle by Red Turk reviews
Hidan is a young orphan under the care of a widowed pig farmer, and is known for being Yugakure's trouble child. On top of tourists, and up coming Chunin Exams, a mysterious monk approaches him with information of a strange and ancient deity called Jashin; morphing and changing his views on shinobi life entirely, and giving him the direction in life he desperately sought. R&R!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 70,843 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu, Jashin - Complete
Bound by The Tox reviews
A monster made out of threads appears out of nowhere. It finds Hidan and saves him from his grave. Together, they embark on a journey to find the monster's master, and Hidan's only friend; Kakuzu. Ambiguous KakuHidan, M/M, violence, death.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,240 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
The Pain of Others by Red Turk reviews
After Kakuzu's death during the face off with team Ino-shika-cho and Kakashi, Hidan returns to Amegakure to confront Pein on this ordeal. Slight AU and OOCness but feedback would be greatly appreciated. )
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,989 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Hidan, Kakuzu, Pain/Pein - Complete
Heart Shaped Box by Guardian of the Nakano reviews
An estranged teenager deals with the painful reality of his life and the transient permanence of death, in the house he lives in with his younger brother, kind mother, and abusive father. Full Summary in story. R&R And Enjoy! First chapter story. Criticism is accepted, and highly welcomed!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 35 - Words: 67,374 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
Forever by Makkoska reviews
Hidan thinks about his long-time partner on a sleepless night. Sequel to Hardly Eternity. Yaoi, KakuHida.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,716 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/15/2013 - [Kakuzu, Hidan] - Complete
Gives you Hell by The Crack Fairy reviews
Hidan, a successful writer, has to face a fate worse than death: meet his ex boyfriend at a high school reunion. But don't worry, he has a plan... KakuHidan, AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,396 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Seraph by Daughter.of.Despair reviews
"The reason is... that i'm in love with you." -Pein is the epitome of in-control. His career is satisfactory, his lovelife pleasant and his friends trustworthy. Yes, Pein is the epitome of in-contol, except for the unfortunate predicament of having fallen in love with his sinfully attractive best friend. AU Yaoi. Slash. Pein/Itachi. PeinIta. Minor: NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,817 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Pain/Pein, Itachi U. - Complete
An Akatsuki Christmas by FluffyWithAGun reviews
The Akatsuki celebrate Christmas, it's horrible.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Akatsuki, Sasuke U. - Complete
Stranger Things Have Happened by Makkoska reviews
When Hidan is captured by a group of shinobi hunting for him, Kakuzu grudgingly has to come to his rescue. It brings changes to their relationship in a way neither of them anticipated. Be warned for yaoi, language, gore, violence. Completed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,961 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 8/20/2012 - [Kakuzu, Hidan] - Complete
Don't Fear the Reaper by Cutestpixieyoueversaw reviews
"No one ever wondered how Hidan got the way he was. … No one ever took the time to listen to him beyond his curses or to ever take the time to actually look into his eyes and wonder how someone like him was created."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Southern Joy by Serephy reviews
"When you grow up, I know I'm going to marry you." A bildungsroman of two, because Shisui couldn't be complete without Itachi. ItaShi/ShiIta.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,627 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
The Meaning of the Word by Xinthos reviews
Sakura stares at Ino's retreating back, standing quietly apathetic in the wreckage of something that should have been beautiful. Three-Shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,189 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
To Infinity and Beyond by The Crack Fairy reviews
In the year 3269, A.K.A.T.S.U.K.I. begin acting on their plans for universe domination by meeting on Planet X. Chaos ensues. Sci Fi AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Pajaros en la Cabeza by The Crack Fairy reviews
Kakuzu, Akatsuki Academy's best student and resident asshole, is forced to spend an hour a day with the Academy's newest student, Hidan, for tutoring. Watch an unlikely relationship unfold... AU, rated for swearing
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,911 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Happy Ever After by The Crack Fairy reviews
Once upon a time, there was a prince... A cracky KakuHi fairytale.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Light Saver by dead drifter reviews
Akatsuki Crack! The power goes out, and the only source of light is Itachi's light saber. He tells a scary story...and amazingly...it's true. Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,586 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Itachi U., Kakuzu - Complete
It Was Very Late and I Was Not Thinking Clearly by Aelibia reviews
It came from the bed. It was tired of being chained to the bedpost. It wanted to watch the Weather Channel. It wanted sex. The only question is: will the stove explode and set the surrounding houses on fire? Kisame and Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,345 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Sakura H., Kisame H. - Complete
You Betcha by ckret2 reviews
The English dub was already notorious for turning Naruto's 'dattebayo' into 'believe it'. Will Deidara's 'un' get away safely? Not a chance! Then again, some characters have it worse... [Spoilers ONLY for Akatsuki members' names. Crack!fic, oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 66 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
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Black and White
Two different people from two different worlds with two different personalities and morality standards start a pen-pal relationship in which they realize that they are the same person. Logic declares that one must be real and one must be fake, but then again, where does logic fit into an equation like this? -Zetsucentric, dark, twisted, convoluted plot with all kinds of triggers.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,251 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 9/5/2014
Follow your Arrow reviews
'When the straight and narrow gets a little too straight, just follow your arrow wherever it points.' -Kacey Musgraves - Modern Realistic AU Featuring KakuHi, & KisaIta. Slow plot progression and character development. Graphic(ish) MxM action in later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 271,814 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/5/2014 - Published: 2/1/2014 - [Hidan, Kakuzu] [Itachi U., Kisame H.] - Complete
Come What May reviews
The third in the Bad Neighbors trilogy, sequel to Recurring Nightmares-The secret to immortality has been exposed, our two favorite Jashinists discover the origins of their deity, and are faced with the choice of sticking to their faith, or turning their backs on everlasting life. AU with MxM pairings. Warning; Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 114,032 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/21/2014 - Published: 9/16/2013 - Sasuke U., Neji H., Shikamaru N., Akatsuki
Because Itachi Grew a Beard reviews
Our favorite gang of criminals contemplates the series of unusual circumstances they're subjected to. Itachi decides to defy those circumstances. Chaos ensues. -CRACK fiction, meant for humor. Bad words and ridiculous scenarios... so yeah...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,700 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/5/2014 - Akatsuki - Complete
With Heart in Hand reviews
'Heart for heart, we fall apart. With heart in hand, we live again.' Back from the dead in the midst of a war, Kakuzu need's to break the Edo Tensei without becoming a corpse, and there's only one other person on this earth who can survive death.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,868 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/11/2014 - [Hidan, Kakuzu] - Complete
In Pursuit of Happiness reviews
Romantic tragedy type thing. AU KakuHida, HidaIta love triangle. Super-angstey, depressing drabble. -Discontinued-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,062 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Itachi U., Kisame H., Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Recurring Nightmares reviews
Sequel to Bad Neighbors. Shikamaru has accidentally bound himself to Jashin, and everything just keeps getting more and more troublesome. AU with HidaShika, KakuHida, Kisaita and more.-Warning; Yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 126,315 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Shikamaru N., Hidan, Akatsuki, Jashin - Complete
Bad neighbors reviews
A new couple moves in next door, And these boys are sent on the ride of their lives. Rated T for Hidan, no Yaoi but boyxboy pairings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,656 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Neji H., Shikamaru N., Itachi U., Hidan - Complete
Breaking the Storm reviews
"Why Itachi? Why is it raining?" Kisaita Superangst. A kinda-sorta request, but you can still read it. Itachi POV
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
The Shower reviews
"If he didn't want trouble he shouldn't have invited it." Humorous Crack fiction-type thing, probably not what you expect. Hidan POV.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,256 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Itachi U., Deidara, Hidan - Complete
Contemplation reviews
Relatively depressing, possibly confusing dabble.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Not another Highschool fanfic! reviews
Sasuke is a super-popular cool guy at school and Naruto is a stupid orphan weirdo but will they find yaoi in each other?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
To the dogs reviews
I really don't know how to summarize this... Crack drabble. No yaoi, Poop references, ooc-ness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,691 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Itachi U., Hidan - Complete
Those Tender Moments reviews
Kakuhida Songfic fluff. :3
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Snow Day reviews
Hidan explains his hatred of snow, Itachi helps fuel his hate.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,512 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
L'il Akatsuki reviews
Random crackfic about the first day of kindergarden for our favorite gang of criminals.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,850 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Akatsuki - Complete
From Hate comes Love reviews
Kakuzu... just doesn't understand some of his own choices. So, he referrs to flashbacks! First person, AU, Moderate fluff.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,726 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Hidan in Wonderland reviews
Hidan goes to therapy. Stuff happens. Weird stuff. This is not a parody, I'm just bad with titles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,818 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
The best kind of friend reviews
Random Day in the life of Hidan. Itachi had a bad night, and leans on his best psycho of a friend for support. Short little one shot, Moderate fluffyness (between friends). Rating is for Hidan and, surprisingly, Itachi's mouth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,746 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Punishment most foul reviews
Kakuzu has forced Hidan to do the unthinkable as punishment for irritating the life out of him...again. Hidan must write a poem, a real poem. Hidan... halfway succeeds. Just a stupid random poem. Enjoy. Rated T for Hidan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete