Author has written 21 stories for Naruto.
I'm Wierdo, I like to slap letters on a screen and make things you look at with your eyes to make brain pictures.
I used to say I have nothing better to do with my life but now I have two kids so writing has become something of a secret hobby that I sneak away to do for all of the five minutes I get to myself a week. So uh, don't do it that much anymore. Takes a huge spurt of motivation for me to do an entire chapter or short story and those don't come along very often so I take lots and lots of hiatuses... hiati... however the fuck you spell it I don't fucking know.
Anyway I'm rarely ever on this site but I AM trying to finish anything unfinished before I ditch for good, there's a lot of stuff over on Ao3 that's not on here because of restrictions and whatnot and I've taken the time to 'try' and beta and spell/grammar check my stuff better over there so I would suggest you just head on over there because you'll just have a better time without all the pre-pubescent stuff floating around everywhere. We have parties and stuff, it's pretty rad.
If you're one of the pre-pubescent reading this right now, just go home, you shouldn't be reading my stuff, it ain't for children, and I say that in the least offensive way possible, there are grown-ass adults out there that can't handle my mix of bluntly honest intelligence and sailors mouth with the addition of being a female.
I'm not trying to sound arrogant but the more I type the worse it gets so I'm gonna just skedaddle.
Thanks for reading if you've read, thanks for coming to see me if you haven't. Bye.