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Joined 11-06-12, id: 4347930, Profile Updated: 04-03-13
Author has written 2 stories for Hellsing, and Misc. Books.

Name: Sam (Otherwise known as Steam, Rikkie, Jeff, Cowboy…ect…ect...Don't ask about the cowboy thing, I'll explain in one of my FanFictions...)

Gender and Age: Female and cynically 39, actually 14

Height: I don’t know.

Ancestral Roots: Polish/ Eastern European and cockney (WhoopWhoop)

Profession: Student failing everything.

Interesting things about me: I'm failing most of my classes due to an attention span that makes a goldfish look attentive, I out smart teachers in verbal combat and I like setting things on fire.

Favourite Activities: couch potatoing, video gaming (also classified as swearing at the tv), watching Adventure Time.

Favourite Games: Half-life, Portal, Borderlands, Alien V Predator, RAGE, Assassins creed (I should’ve been born a dude).

Favourite Anime/Manga: Hellsing, Naruto, One Piece, Animal Academy, Dragon Ball Z, Soul eater

Favourite Bands: Daft Punk, The Who, The Beatles, Kaiser Chiefs, Gorillaz, Skillet, Slipknot, Avendged sevenfold, Cold Play, Snow patrol, Florence and the Machine, Gym class heroes, ERB,

Major Flaws: Pride, Superiority complex, likes to think of self as a guy (wears school skirt=confusion), Also believes self to be Übermensch

Favourite Quotes:

If anybody asks, and nobody will ask, but if anybody asks. Last time you checked everyone was more or less alive... –Wheatly

Wasn’t me –Any child in trouble

You are literally the stupidest person I have ever met, I mean; you lower the IQ of a room just by walking in it! –Rikkie Stromberg/Cowboy

I AM NOT A MORON –Wheatly.

Dreams: NOT fail my classes, become an illustrator.

Things I enjoy: Correcting peoples spelling, Roleplaying on habbo, making cutting remarks on my blog ( highflyingpanda.wordpress.com ), making politically incorrect and often offensive remarks or jokes, making smart remarks where they're not needed, Homestuck.

Things I don't necessarily enjoy: Physics and being around stupid people.

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The Curse of the Weretroll by Priest of Life reviews
John wakes up one day before school to find that he's beginning to change. With the help of his friends, he must find a way to change back before it's too late and he's stuck like that forever. AU, slightly Trollstuck. It's Homestuck, so of course it's going to be rated T.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 139,268 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 3/5/2013 - John E., Karkat V.
Berceuse by NightShade727 reviews
Once he agreed to join Umbrella, his life changed forever. Now, thrust into a world of deceit, corruption, and danger, Albert Wesker and his friend William Birkin, try to survive as an ever tightening noose closes around them.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,070 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 11/28/2012 - A. Wesker, W. Birkin
The Everyday Adventures of William and Albert by Iamdanny0 reviews
Just a place to store all the Wesker & Birkin one-shots and drabbles that stick in my brain and don't really fit in my fanfic 'My Little Wesker'. Enjoy.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,875 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 5/13/2012 - A. Wesker, W. Birkin
The Official List of Unofficial Rules by Saphura reviews
When a new crew member joins the Enterprise, they are sent a set of rules they won't find anywhere else.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 83 - Words: 58,520 - Reviews: 1236 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 12/2/2010
the marvelous misadventures of pavel chekov by the devil's waitress reviews
daily happenings in the life of the reputable chekov; being sewenteen (aboard the uss enterprise) is not as glamorous as it may seem.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,687 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 6/11/2013 - P. Chekov, L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk, H. Sulu
Black Blood Blitzkrieg by GypsyReaper reviews
Hellsing X Soul Eater. Calling in a favor, Sir Integra has Stein examine a freak chip, but in his studies he discovers the only way to learn everything about the enemy is to reanimate the soul within, unleashing Nazi-madness!
Crossover - Hellsing & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,699 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 6/12/2010
Red-blooded soldier by D3N1Z3N reviews
Threshecutioner's regulation one: No entrants under the Brown blood caste. No mutants. No exceptions.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,160 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Karkat V., Terezi P.
Deadpool… boredom creates comedy! by PJ-Harper reviews
The humorous misadventures of Deadpool
Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,576 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 6/5/2011
4 Succession by maroongrad reviews
Alexander Anderson gets an unexpected summons to meet with Integra, creating a very unhappy Alucard and Seras. Character death, set in the anime universe post-Incognito. No longer a one-shot due to requests!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 53 - Words: 55,388 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Alexander, Alucard - Complete
Contract by maroongrad reviews
A very angry Dracula is captured by a very determined Abraham Van Helsing. Yet another version of the capture of Alucard! Alucard told Integra the contract hadn't changed since her father's time...and this is how the contract was created.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,051 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/9/2013 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Alucard
The Drabbles by black4minister reviews
A place for all the little Star Trek stories that pop into my head. They vary from humour to seriousness, and mostly feature Kirk, McCoy or Pike, with other crew making appearances. No Slash. First story - McCoy sleeps in the Clinic, Pike wonders why.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,602 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 10/29/2013 - Published: 4/26/2011 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk, C. Pike
The Official Reasons for Unofficial Rules by Saphura reviews
Based of my other story "The Official List of Unofficial Rules". Ever wonder why the Enterprise has so many Unofficial Rules? Here's a few reasons.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 32,522 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 2/23/2011
Wesker Lives by Nintendoman01 reviews
After the Kijuju mission, Chris and co. just want to settle down and relax for a while. Little do they know that Wesker is still alive and plotting revenge.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 21 - Words: 35,020 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Chris R., A. Wesker, Jill V.
Spock's Dictionary of Colloquialisms by Darkwood Princess reviews
Everyday phrases confound even the most creative Vulcan. Spock compiles a dictionary of human phrases during the Enterprise's five year mission. Update: Newer chapters contain spoilers for Into Darkness.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 29,226 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Spock
Blood Maid by fire within blue eyes reviews
CHAPTER 20 UP! : seras had left her old life behind to become alucard's blood maid , but after a series of disturbing events the vampire is even more insane then ever and he has chosen seras for his prey O o watch out seras! Rated T...for now grin
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 52,413 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Seras, Alucard
Teen Things by DragonsRme reviews
basically a set of stories in which our cutest ensign tackles the humiliations of the Teenage years. I suck at summaries so bear with me. On hiatus
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,911 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - P. Chekov
Looking For Shooting Stars by Miss Meh reviews
Spock and his family have moved to Earth. When Jim Kirk moves in next door and Spock accidentally gets a glimpse of the younger boy's pain, Spock refuses to accept that he cannot help. It may be illogical, but he will unravel the mystery that is Jim Kirk.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,771 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 11/6/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Ask the Survivors! by ECDeadly reviews
In here you will ask about the entire RE cast about, basically ANYTHING. So yeah, it's gonna be hilarious. Rated T for... whatever is okay in the 'T' rating.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 32 - Words: 180,816 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 3/12/2012
Chekov's Behind the Scenes by ThisiswhereIputmystories reviews
There wasn't much of Chekov in Into Darkness, so I decided to delve into what was going on for him after Kirk did that thing that Kirk did (I'm trying not to give it away!). Evidently contains spoilers for Into Darkness and Chekov being his adorable self.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,479 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 5/25/2013 - P. Chekov
Truth or Dare by darkgirl43255 reviews
Nepeta has somehow gotten everyone to play truth or dare! let's see how this turns out. Warning: There might be pairings! O.O
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,458 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 12/8/2012
Master and Childe Part 2 by Vampire from Hell reviews
Sequel to Seras: Still Human. Millenium is back and the Major wants his war. Seras is trying to adapt to being a vampire and to Alucard's lust for her. Not a great summary but whatever! P AlucardxSeras.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,342 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Alucard, Seras, The Major - Complete
What Could Have Been by Avenging Neko reviews
Seras Victoria hasn't been a vampire for long, only about a month, and she's not very comfortable in her Master's presence yet. Unfortunately, Sir Integra is dead, and Alucard is free to do as he pleases. It just so happens that 'as he pleases' involves taking her with him. Oh dear
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 41,182 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
Television by Tozapen reviews
Dave and Karkat are left alone in the house. Nothing else to do but watch television, right? First, they need to pick a channel they can both agree on. But, of course, they don't/ decided to continue with this, it'll progress into M soon enough.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,476 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Dave S., Karkat V.
Past,Present, Parallel by infiniteworld8 reviews
A routine operation becomes a rescue mission. While conducting a planet-wide evacuation, the Enterprise Crew realizes all is not what it seems and the planet's inhabitants harbor a startling secret. Meanwhile, past and present problems arise and collide, threatening to destroy them all.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 91,730 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Spock, N. Uhura, P. Chekov - Complete
What Happens Next by The Red Dove reviews
The woman in orange looked to the man in orange. They both knew that the other had been through more than anyone should,and that they would both do whatever it takes to save the world. "Let's go." Alyx said. The other two nodded, and followed Alyx.
Crossover - Half-Life & Portal - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Horror - Chapters: 32 - Words: 42,084 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 10/1/2011
Wandering Souls by obsessedStuck reviews
Strange beings are suddenly found following a certain group of kids around. Lots of characters. Based off of tumblr user tinkerlu's Shadow Dave AU.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,880 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 3/18/2013
Letzte Battalion, Letzte Freunde by myth66 reviews
What would happen if a child, abandoned during World War Two, was found by Millennium as they went into hiding? What would happen if they raised the child? What would happen if the child went to a school, over half a century later, alongside two others; one from Hellsing and one from Iscariot? What would happen if that child... Was YOU?
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,599 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 4/6/2013 - The Major, Hans G., Schrodinger, Doc.
The Seldom Seen by Avenging Neko reviews
A series of seldom seen portions of unlife in the Hellsing Estate. Not necessarily connected, just fun little snippets.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 61,505 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Seras, Alucard
Dear Dr Paws by Avenging Neko reviews
My cat Seras is acting really strange, whenever she's in heat, she only likes my dog. Is there something I can do? Yours Sincerely, Integra Hellsing. (Rated for violence and maybe something later, hehe.) (Cover by JuJu)
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,977 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Alucard, Seras
Star Trek in Wonderland by Himizu-chan reviews
Based off Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland... Betrayed by his fiancee, Spock impulsively follows a human with white rabbit ears into a new yet strangely familiar world. He is supposed to slay a mysterious creature, but his pacifist nature won't let him. And the whole time, he can't shake the feeling that there's something about that odd mad man with the enchanting blue eyes...
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,861 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 3/13/2013 - [J. Kirk, Spock] - Complete
The Quirks of Jim Kirk by Dark Satirist reviews
Jim Kirk has many quirks. Here are twenty-six completely unrelated, random, crackish insights to his life. Emphasis on crack. Contains some mild cursing, Spock logic, and McCoy's hyposprays.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 51,544 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 3/2/2010 - J. Kirk - Complete
Maybe We Understand Each Other (Or Maybe We Become More Confused) by Ms. Britain reviews
Basically Bones and Spock drabbles, WHERE THERE IS NO SLASH, CAUSE I DON'T ROLL THAT WAY. Anyway, The CMO and XO are going to be at each other's throats, all the while developing one of the greatest of friendships (with Kirk too, of course!) Some Bones POV, some Spock POV. Please review and request!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,444 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 2/9/2013 - L. McCoy/Bones, Spock
Time to Sleep by Wylrin reviews
Jason has been acting strange lately, and Michael Myers wants to know why.
Friday the 13th - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Jason V. - Complete
Hunters by a Boy from the North reviews
Seras lives in a small village in Romania, fearing that vampires will attack them. But help arrives when two hunters enter their village. Rated T just in case.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,502 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Seras, Hans G.
Drone by Dawley reviews
They have been hunted, seen as dangerous and mindless monsters, and are feared no matter where they go... but no one knows what the life of an Alien drone is like. Until now...
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,635 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 11/10/2006
Resident Evil Re-Entering the Hive by PaulH57313 reviews
The Umbrella facility has decided to send its most trusted and loyal soldiers to enter Raccoon City once more and to enter their old facility, the Hive. But theres a problem, other agent of similar status are in the streets of Raccoon City, also attempting their own missions and are getting in the way of the U.S.S soldiers.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,515 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Bertha, Beltway - Complete
Hellsing A to Z by Silverfox3220 reviews
Ficlets from A to Z Hellsing style! Features multiple characters each chapter. Rated T for safety.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,585 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 5/1/2012
O, Christmas Tree! by Silmarilz1701 reviews
Chekov and Sulu team up with Scotty to decorate one of the Rec Rooms for Christmas, complete with a real, full-sized Christmas Tree. But things don't go as planned when they loose the star for on top. AUTHOR WILL EVENTUALLY UPDATE!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,240 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 12/14/2012 - H. Sulu, P. Chekov
Alice's Adventures in Yautjaland by Zoop reviews
Alice thought she, as the scientist, was the superior intelligence in the jungle until something from out of this world begged to differ. Captured as an exotic pet, she has to make the best of things until a way home can be found. Homage to the Lewis Carroll stories, but not a cross-over.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,127 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Predator/Yautja, Human
Hostilities by blacksand1 reviews
Also known as Alliances 2: Electric Boogaloo. False vampires are popping up around the world, there's a werewolf problem in Germany, Rip Van Winkle is sporting a fedora, and Alucard watches My Little Pony. Buckle your seatbelts, we're in for quite a ride
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 39,287 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 9/14/2011
Stopping Distance by mattmetzger reviews
Spock is overdue for his physical. McCoy takes charge.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/28/2012 - L. McCoy/Bones, Spock - Complete
Hell or High Water by JenovaII reviews
Reluctantly, Chell returns to Aperture. Turrets call out to her, and GLaDOS is missing. A locked room holds the answer - but is it a trap?
Portal - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 92,966 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
And To All A Good Night by FilledeMarius reviews
Five vignettes about past Christmases celebrated by members of the Hellsing Organization as children, featuring Pip, Seras, Integra, Walter, and Alucard in that order.
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Pip, Seras - Complete
3 Renewal by maroongrad reviews
Set after Abraham. Alucard must come to terms with the loss of his first master, and learn to bond to new ones, eventually including Arthur. Walter does show up. Rated T because of language.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 71 - Words: 69,104 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Alucard - Complete
This is Hellsing by Black iron locket reviews
Seras has been tasked with perhaps her most dangerous task yet...making a documentary detailing the day to day workings of the Hellsing organization!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,920 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/7/2012 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Seras, Alucard
I Am The Mayor by Zalphon reviews
The Tab is a criminal organization which has terrorized Cantown for years. They extorted us and used us, but somebody had to stand up to them. Somebody had to tell them that their time was done. That somebody was me. Why was it me? Because I Am The Mayor. ((Note: Any reviews (criticism or praise) are graciously accepted. I appreciate feedback whether positive or negative.))
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Wayward Vagabond, Jack Noir/Spades Slick
Catch Me If You Can by thesonicwizard reviews
Dean and Cas are two world renowned serial killers, and begin a game of cat and mouse, leaving each other messages in their victims, winking/waving at each other on security cameras. Eventually, it's going to come to a head when they both pick the same victim; Sam Winchester. Inspired by a post from therangerofthenorth on tumblr.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,266 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Awkward Time with Lemongrab & Lemongrab by sinovenator reviews
A collection of Lemonzest (Lemongrab/Lemongrab clone) one-shots I originally wrote for Tumblr. Thought I'd start posting them here too.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,118 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Earl of Lemongrab
Movie Night by Lizu reviews
Integra is tired after another Round Table meeting, but Alucard gives her no peace. Major characters swoop in for a movie night.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Integra, Alucard - Complete
Viral Wings by Project X reviews
Birds with wings are meant to fly. Nightingales have an unmatched beauty among the birds, their wings strong and shining. But not always can a Nightingale fly, sometimes all they can do is look past their prison bars and dream. They dream of the day they are free and can use those wings to fly, in this case 'Viral Wings'.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,028 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/27/2012 - A. Wesker - Complete
Mistake by Shizaya1398 reviews
It was a game, just a game...a game that both of them had lost.../lots of yummy angst/romance/drama/little ooc/AloisCiel/some ClaudeAlois/ PLEASE READ!/ Review, favorite, alert!/ story better then summary!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,299 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Alois T., Ciel P.
House of the Idiots by Agent47Rulz reviews
Umbrella's finest, Wesker, Krauser, and Ada all live in the same apartment. With the help of the Birkins, Alyssa and their landlord can the trio survive! Chapter 22: Krauser's trial is finally underway, and with a load of 'character witnesses' there's only a matter of time before someone gets hurt. Its Umbrella VS. The Law. Courtroom style!
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 115,331 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 7/29/2006 - A. Wesker, Ada W.
Xenomorphic Park by JJZ-109 reviews
Inspired by 'Jurassic Park'. Ripley, Hicks, Newt, Vasquez and Hudson survive their encounter on LV-426 and finally return home to Earth. When they get home they find that Weyland-Yutani has managed to capture Alien eggs and are investing in a theme park where the main attraction is Xenomorphs. They force the five of them to endorse the park and visit it. Please Review!
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 24 - Words: 33,952 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 6/29/2012 - D. Hicks, E. Ripley - Complete
9 ways to piss off jason vorhees by LazeeKBirdee reviews
9 ways to piss off our favorite friday the 13th character. may be dumb, sorry if they are.
Friday the 13th - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Jason V. - Complete
The Final Request by Sporkey Anonymous reviews
Tradition is the backbone of Yautja society. And no matter how much one may try to avoid it, it will always be there. For this particular female clan, tradition now becomes an obligation. Yautja culture, woo! Will add more - chapter 3 up!
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,944 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 5/11/2011
Mothers by Anonymous Human reviews
Musings of the Queen. Based purely on James Cameron's "Aliens." No comic books were harmed or consulted in the making of this piece of fiction.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,057 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Alien/Xenomorph, E. Ripley - Complete
Heart of Ash and Coal by wolfy336 reviews
The back-story of Zorin Blitz
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,172 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Z. Blitz
Meine Freunde by Special Agent FUNK reviews
A collection of one-shots about the things Wesker, Krauser and HUNK are up to when they aren't working. Insanity, chaos and destruction ensued. Complete, unless I suddenly get inspired to write something new.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,249 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Complete
Mercenaries Boot Camp by Phoenix-KaZ reviews
Based on Mercenaries 3D. What do our favorite Resident Evil characters do in between numbered games? Join a Mercenaries compound and train their butts off! This fic follows the mercenaries' adventures... New title! Rated 'T' for the usual violence!
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,809 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Jill V., A. Wesker
Under the Dark by kototyph reviews
Spock might be Riverside's first ever vampire, but forgive Deputy Kirk for not being overly enthusiastic about it. ST:2009 True Blood mashup.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,907 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Spock, J. Kirk
The Babysitter by LittleCrimsonRidingHood reviews
Wesker's doomed. Why? Two of his ex-workers just hired him as a babysitter for six kids. The problem? The kids will do anything to get rid of him, even calling the B.S.A.A. Then the zombies break loose, and so does all Hell.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 2/9/2012 - A. Wesker
Inquisition by Circe-Baka reviews
In midst of a mission to Romanian, Walter explains how he came to be a butler, his family life and the reason he uses wire as a weapon.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Walter, Alucard - Complete
35 Facts about one Pavel Chekov by Ugliness.Subdued reviews
35 facts that Hikaru Sulu knows about Pavel Chekov. I wrote this to relax with my favorite fandom and favorite character. Please read and review? :
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/27/2012 - P. Chekov, H. Sulu - Complete
You know you are obsessed with Hellsing when by HeatherSilentHillMason reviews
Re-uploaded...Over 30 ways to tell if you are obsessed with Hellsing. Rated T because...Well why would kids be reading this anyway?
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,585 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/10/2012 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Alucard, Rip Van Winkle
Jack Noir: Abscond by Netbug-Archive reviews
You are now Jack Noir. You murder anybody who stands in your way, and wouldn't think twice about doing so. JM/PM. Drabble.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Complete
Rules of the Enterprise by Ender's Fangirl reviews
"As composed by Captain James Tiberius Kirk and the Admirality, and as commented on by Uhura, Bones, Sulu, Chekov, Scotty, and Spock." implied drinking, Spirk, Chulu, and general mischief.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/11/2011
The Wolf and the Cat by Catofnight reviews
A oneshot about Captain Hans and Schrödinger and how the two of them are dealing with a bored Schrödinger. It can be CaptainxSchrödinger if you wish, but it's written with 'comrades' in mind.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,687 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Hans G., Schrodinger - Complete
Fun With Floss by Chris Stork reviews
Short stories featuring Walter
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Walter
The Old Corry High School by Karnage19 reviews
The TRUE story of the infamous Slender Man playground pic.
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Complete
Who the hell let the cat out? by happyanimal0 reviews
Alucard 'gives birth' to somthing... itturns out to be everyones favorite cat nazi
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,366 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Alucard, Schrodinger
Case File: Slender Man by Vector Darkness reviews
When a man inadvertently tell his son about the creature "Slender Man" to keep him out of the woods, he is unaware of the repercussions of the story, and is stalked relentlessly by an entity, formed of imagination.
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 3/11/2011
Work and Play by Blood Never Lies reviews
Extended from a Oneshot. Post Dawn era, Walter tries to make things run efficiently and properly at Hellsing but Sir Arthur thinks he's too uptight for his age and a female Alucard has her own ideas on how to help Walter unwind... W x GC
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,835 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Walter, Alucard - Complete
Hunting the Hunter by DreadNot reviews
AU. In the 1950s Walter is Hellsing's primary weapon. A vampire sets out to see if the Angel of Death is as incorruptible as he thinks. Very AU AxW.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 81,768 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Walter, Alucard - Complete
Walpurgisnacht Eternal by PenNameSmith reviews
Finished at last! A tale of Hellsing's missing 30 years, as our heroes are beset by Undead Monsters, Mysterious Conspirators, and, um... Gonzo Journalism? And just what part does the mysterious "Schlanker Mann" have to play in all of this madness?
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 57,868 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Seras, Heinkel - Complete
A Cat Named Wesker by the crazy hobos of doom reviews
When the S.T.A.R.S. decide to adopt a cat as a team mascot and name it after their captain, Wesker isn't very happy, especially when he's forced to bring the animal along on their mission to stop the terrorists in the Raccoon City Mall.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 38,948 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 1/4/2009 - A. Wesker
Ways to Annoy Prolific Serial Killers by ilikcheez reviews
Just an idea that came from too much Halloween candy and slasher movies! My first fanfic! Oh, joy! Requests are accepted if I missed any of your favorite slasher! I don't own any of the serial killers.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 11/2/2010
Mental Notes by Special Agent FUNK reviews
Diaries are fun to keep, Wesker has one aswell. Instead of using pretty words to describe his feelings, he will jot down random thoughts through-out the day. Let's take a look at his thoughts.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,245 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - A. Wesker
Howling at the Moon by ShadesofEverything reviews
Seras gets a new pet but he is not what he seems. And why is Millennium missing a member?
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Seras, Hans G. - Complete
Der Huter by Anime WarriorSkye reviews
Der Huter-German, the watcher. The life of Hans Gunsche, before, during, and after Millenium. Rating subject to change due to the dark material being dealt with in later chapters.
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Hans G.
Scotty's List by Malteaser reviews
The Enterprise crew breaks all the rules. Even the ones they make themselves.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/13/2010 - M. Scott/Scotty - Complete
50 Things Rip Van Winkle does when she's bored by Yami Maibe reviews
Yep, the huntress get's bored too. Part of the Boredness-Hellsing Style series
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Rip Van Winkle - Complete
Kidnapped! by VergofTowels reviews
AU. Kirk and the bridge crew have been kidnapped. How can a group of people who don't know each other at all still manage to kick butt so well together? No pairings. Ch. 3: The plot thickens! Who are the kidnappers, really?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,357 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 8/21/2009 - J. Kirk
Just Like Me by Sailor Water Dragon reviews
Assuming a certain Hellsing line occured at the same time period as a certain Phantomhive line. The two meet as an order from their Queen. What will happen when they realize just how alike they really are? Possible pairings, theories, and ...madness.
Crossover - Hellsing & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,945 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Integra, Ciel P. - Complete
Never Listen the Valtiel's Advices by NamelessForNow reviews
A story about two friends - Pyramid Head and Valtiel, and also Pyramid's beloved Great Knife. One beautiful evening Pyramid Head made one big mistake: he allowed his friend Valtiel to stay in Pyramid's place to spend the night.
Silent Hill - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Pyramid Head, Valtiel - Complete
Integra's School Daze by Metropolis Kid reviews
A young Integra is forced to go to school. Things go from bad to worse when someone else decides to tag along. Poor Integra. Please let me know what you think. Thanks. AU- combines elements from the Anime and Manga. Second half co-written with Ladykirie.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 73,288 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Integra, Alucard - Complete
Hellsing's Diaster Vacation by Azure Zangetsu reviews
The Major has the greatest idea in the world! Invite Hellsing to a vacation with Millennium in California! Things may not go as planned by our favorite Nazi Major as the story unfolds.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,848 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Hans G., Seras
First Christmas for Millennium by Azure Zangetsu reviews
Just a little Oneshot about what the first Christmas for Millennium could have been like. Hans gets an unexpected present, chaos for him today!
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,512 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Complete
Fidelity by DomesticatedWerewolves reviews
Imaginary numbers must go somewhere. Alucard’s trapped in a world where vampires are not only real, but treated as a part of the community. And one more thing; in this world, Iscariot reins supreme. The truth here is harsh and very real.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,776 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Alucard, Hans G.
Not Another Girl by mslcat reviews
First, Alucard brought home Seras. Now Alucard is bringing home strays again. Check out what happens this time. It's time to train the next generation of Hellsing. OMG, wait till you see what i've done now. Snipets of Dark Hellsing.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 85 - Words: 204,782 - Reviews: 896 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Complete
Hellsing High by The-Reject-Crayon reviews
At Hellsing High: Academy of the Fine Arts of Vampire Slaying, where the teachers are vampires, Nazis, or just plain crazy, nothing is normal. Ever.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/19/2008
With a Stake of Holly Through His Heart by Lavinia Lavender reviews
The story of the first Christmas at the Hellsing house after Arthur died. Slight crossoverness with Harry Potter, but I promise it won't hurt you.
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,336 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Integra, Walter - Complete
Hound of the Moors by EternalSorrow reviews
AU. Seras has inherited a large English estate from her late uncle, but receives more than she expected. AxS
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,304 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/10/2006 - Published: 12/6/2004 - Complete
The Chronicles of Albert Wesker by aachannoichi reviews
An alternate universe story from the first game, where Wesker successfully completed the mission in the mansion and what followed thereafter. I really need to finish this someday.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,469 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/17/2004 - Complete
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Jeff reviews
Oh look another generic story about Jeff the Killer, but this time without the crappy romance and Jeff being all emotional. Contains violence, bad language, a snarky cat and a 20-year-old Jeff. I suck at summaries, read and review!
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2013
Insult to injury reviews
Rikkie Stromberg takes on Millennium in a battle of the insults. (First fanfic, I suck at summaries, please review, strong language, sexual innuendo...ect...ect.) ON HOLD.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,165 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 1/16/2013 - The Major