Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.
Hi! I'm Wiznerd. Thank you for taking the time to look at my profile and I hope you find whatever it is you are looking for, be it info on me or stories through my favourites.
First thing's first. I don't know what it is about my writing style, but whenever anyone reads something that I have written and they don't know that it was me, they automatically assume that it was written by a guy. I have been told on numerous occasions that I write like a guy, but I don't get it. I would just like to establish here that I am female, despite what you may guess from reading my works. Honestly, I have now had people from this site, Fictionpress and iFunny assume that I was male. If anyone can explain why people think this, feel free to PM me, because I don't get it. Don't get me wrong; I don't really have a problem with being mistaken for a guy, but I'm just confused.
Favourite Quotes: "I don't suffer from my insanity - I enjoy every minute of it. - Sherrilyn Kenyon
"There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. - Oscar Levant
"Humans have a knack for choosing things that are precisely the things that are worst for them." - Albus Dumbledore
"We've all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That's who we really are." - Sirius Black
"Don't worry, you're just are sane as I am." - Luna Lovegood. I particularity enjoy this one as I have a reputation among my friends for being insane and I have perfected my Luna Lovegood impression. It freaks out my friends to no end.
"Anderson, don't talk out loud, you lower the IQ of the whole street." - Sherlock
Hogwarts house: Slytherin. All tests I take put me in Slytherin, but I like Ravenclaw a lot too.
Fandom: Harry Potter mainly. The musicals by Starkid are brilliant! A Very Potter Musical, A Very Potter Sequel and A Very Potter Senior Year are the amazing. I also enjoy Sherlock, Merlin, Supernatural, Marvel, and Glee fanfiction.
Favourite Pairings: Drarry, Dramione, Harmonie, Lunar Harmonie, Honks, Harry/Daphne, Harry/Luna, Harry/Voldemort or TMR, Sirius/Remus, Johnlock, Klaine, Harry Potter/Kurt Hummel (it may be a crossover pairing, but I can't get enough!)
OTP: It took me a while to decide, but I came to the conclusion that my OTP is Drarry. The one that came in a close second was Harmony. I am also a huge fan of Dramione and Lunar Harmonie, as well as just Harmione. The decision was actually made for me by my best friends who found me squealing uncontrollably over a sappy Drarry fanfic. My OTP for Sherlock is Johnlock.
Funny story, I have never watched Glee in my life (beyond some Youtube clips) but my obsessed friends managed to get me emotionally invested in Klaine a few years back. I have recently gone on a little Klaine spree, and I can't get enough of it. Despite this, I have no plans of watching the show any time soon. As you may have gathered from this, my OTP for Glee is Klaine.
HP Character Opinions: In general, I enjoy Dumbledore, Ron and Ginny bashing, but not in the extreme. I understand that there is a wide range of extremes with bashing. I am mostly an open-minded person when it comes to stories. Really my only real mandatory requirement for me to read a fic is good writing. As you can see just below this, I do have some preferences, but none of those things are mandatory. On a whole, I am an open-minded reader, but I love a fic with a good Slytherin undertone.
Favourite fanfic themes: I love both slash and het, creature!Harry (especially elf and vampire), god!Harry, super!Harry, godlike!Harry, awesome!Harry, immortal!Harry, political!Harry, Dark!Harry, Manipulative!Dumbledore and various other related things. Despite this, I do enjoy both canon and AU fics.
Despite my generally darker preferences, I am also a sucker for sappy, fluffy romance. As a result, I have a pretty strange contrast in my favourites.
Hilarity is always a good thing. Pranks and all around witty or sarcastic remarks make my day!
Favourite crossovers: HP/Stargate, HP/Stargate Atlantis, HP/Supernatural, HP/Avengers, HP/Avatar, HP/Sherlock, HP/Glee
Interesting Fact: I was recently compared by BaconWrappedRainbows to "a tarantula that gives hugs". That actually sums up my character pretty well, so I gladly followed through when she dared me to write it here. (Don't even try and figure it out. You would not understand it unless you have met me.)
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