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Author has written 4 stories for Portal, Doctor Who, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Sherlock.

Okay, I FINALLY got a chance to post my profile. Yay.

If I get around to posting fan fiction, it's either going to be really funny, or really disturbing. Possibly cute. ;) BUT NO LEMONS!!!! I will never post lemons. Ever.

Well, when I finally post a fanfic you can enjoy a glimpse into my twisted imagination. Ha. Ha-ha. He-he-he. MUA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

laughs lights insane laugh from the end of Death Note*

Now, enjoy these lists!

Stuff i'm into(in no particular order):

Rise of the Guardians

Artemis Fowl

Gorrilaz

Death Note

Lord of the Rings

Futurama

A Series of Unfortunate Events

Hugo

Hetalia!

Doctor Who

Sherlock

Danny Phantom

Portal

Homestuck

Stuff I can't stand in fan fiction(in no particular order):

Bad grammer/spelling

Major ooc-ness for no good reason

Inaccuracies in non-AUs

Okay, so usually I wouldn't do copy-pastes, But I made an exception for this one:

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

TDioF-Out!


3/15/2013

Oh my f*king god! Now I get to say that I slept in my school (yes.. i'm still in school.) because I did last night! It was part of leadership retreat that I got invited to. We stayed up late in the gym and dance to a ton of songs on the loudspeaker, and a friend of mine helped me put Cave Johnson lines on! I REGRET NOTHING O.O. Also, I recently got into Hetalia *fangirling* And my favorite pairing is currently UsUk. They're also my two favorite characters. Well, Adios!


3/30/2013


I discovered GerIta and stayed up 'till five am. 'Nuff said.


6/16/2013

Yep. I'm officially a Hetastuck now.

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ITS MY LIFE! (The commentary, or rather, another one) by CadenGallic reviews
You remember that one fan fiction that was about Portal and featured your standard Mary Sue? Well this is a commentary on it! Yaaaaaay. This is more or less just something i can relax with whilst i'm writing my proper pieces, so enjoy me being snide. Updates ever Monday. I do not own Portal or IT'S MY LIFE, thank god.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 80,928 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
Fandomstuck by Eevee2glacia reviews
"10 fandoms play a game." Warnings inside, T because I'm paranoid. (On hiatus until late august/early september.)
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,915 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 2/9/2013
The Highschool For the Mentally Unstable by The Wammy Girls reviews
Matt, Mello, BB, A and Near have been forced to go to high school by Watari in hopes that it will improve their people skills. However, turns out the only school that will accept them is a high school for the mentally unstable on the coast of Queensland, Australia. Join them on their crazy adventure with 5 hopelessly insane girls. Rated for violence and Mello's mouth.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,122 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Matt, Mello
The Weakest Link by Tanglepelt reviews
A sinister organization discovers the existence of personified countries and forces four of them to be their pawns in a plot to overthrow America's government. *M for torture, blood, obsession, and scientific experimentation.* ON HIATUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 27 - Words: 83,393 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 5/11/2012 - [Latvia, Iceland] Estonia, Sealand
The Book of Hypnosis by livvykitty reviews
Rose attempts to hypnotize to relax you. You... aren't so sure it will work... WARNING: Meant to hypnotize readers. Please read author's note.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,199 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 7/17/2013
Smiling in His Sleep by InsideYourDreams24 reviews
What happens when you're in a nightmare... and you can't wake up? A mission goes horribly wrong for Cobb, Ariadne, Eames, and Arhur. Much torture and angst ahead. CHAPTER 9 MOTHER******S.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,005 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 7/24/2010 - D. Cobb, Arthur
Dead Air - A Night Vale AU one-shot by Cassandra Telford reviews
Night Vale Episode "One Year Later" AU: What if Cecil didn't get the news that Carlos was going to be ok until it was too late? TRIGGER WARNING: SUICIDE. One-shot. CarlosxCecil (Cecilos).
Radio Dramas - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Welcome to Night Vale - Complete
Lay the Past by Mystic Dragon reviews
One is injured, unable to talk, and can barely see when he gets out. The other, more confident and speaking once more now that she has been free of Aperture, and has never seen him in his current form. It's a new life, but it's inevitable for the boat to be rocked. Chelly, rated for a little blood in the first chapter.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,049 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
Tortured by Full-on-nerd reviews
When Jack goes missing, it's up to his new friends to save him from Pitch Black. But can they? Contains gore. Blood. Gruesomeness. Hurt. Detailed injuries. Evil sand. Sadistic behaviour. Etc...
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,075 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Jack Frost, Bunnymund
Patient Impossible by Maybell's Stories reviews
"Alfred's eyes slowly made their way to open. There were three things he noticed. One. He was starving. Two. Iggy was going to kill him when he found out that he'd been admitted into a hospital. Three. He had to get out of that place. Now."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,642 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 7/8/2012 - America, Canada - Complete
Secrets of the Nations' Curls by kimchi121 reviews
Several nations are curious as to what the other nations' curls do. Everyone already knows about the Italy twins' curls and how its painful when they were tugged, but what about the other nations? Read to find out what happens when the other nations' curls are pulled. (Rated T for...well read and you'll see. But don't say I didn't warn you...) COMPLETE!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 10,356 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Complete
Insanity by That wolf loving bastard reviews
'Being alone does things to you..' This is a story, when Canada snaps and goes insane. Rated M for violence and Canada's insanity. Warnings- death and other horrors.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,694 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2013
Creepy Pasta by WingsofDust reviews
A plotbunny that's been bugging me for a while. Oneshot. Rated T for Creepypasta references. Not what you think it's about.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2013 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
The Awesomest Ship Ever by PyromaniacSchizophrenic reviews
Prussia finds his perfect match! PrussiaxOC, mentions of GerItaly. Warnings: slash, crack . crack times 10 to the crack power
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Complete
Bloody Vision by QueensOfSpice reviews
Matthew is fed up with everyone he knows. He can't even get reconized by his own relatives! Extremely angered one night, he goes on a rampage, targeting his own brother and his people, Alfred. From there, everything suddenly rolls downhill for everyone. Read to find out what happens! *Warning: Contains gore and blood, and cursing. It gets worse as you read. READ AT OWN RISK!*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Canada
In The Morning by MasochisticKitten reviews
"England." America stopped, growing serious. "I know the tone in your voice. I recognize the slur. You're drunk. Tell me where you are so I can come get you." England gets drunk again and America brings him back to his hotel room. After a small incident before bed, America finds out something rather important the morning after. Human names partially used. T for mild language use.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,172 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/5/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Who Am I? ((Snapped Canada)) by SherlockSparkleParty reviews
France, with a shaky voice, smiled through his tears and said, "Canada, mon amour, even with that gun you're holding against my head, you've always been the sweetest, most gentle man I know. I love you." ((Canada finally snapped... ))
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 3/26/2013 - England/Britain, America, France, Canada - Complete
Part of an Ongoing Circle by Dark Chaos X reviews
"Well ain't that a sad sight," Alfred tsked, slinging an arm around the Canadian's shoulders. "Look at her, been hacking all night while still asleep. The poor girl must be hurting, being sick like this. We should put her out of her misery, huh Mattie?" / AU, angel!Arthur, fallen angel!Alfred, two character deaths, rated K plus for the use of 'Hell', one-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2013 - America, England/Britain, Canada - Complete
When Angels Cry by RequiemOfDreams reviews
When an unexpected death occurs, Italy and Germany's friendship is strained. It is only then that Germany realizes that he might love the Italian; but he is too late. If I say anymore I will spoil it so just please enjoy. Rated T for violence/death, language, romance. GerIta… Lots and lots of GerIta… and lots of other characters will be in this as well. Romance/Supernatural
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,906 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Germany, N. Italy
Snapped Canada by AnimeRomantic4Ever reviews
One day, Canada just couldn't take it. Everything just seemed to add up. And he... snapped. ((I am going to say that I am going to mark this as finished unless you guys want the other chapters I was thinking of involving the downfall of England and France as well as America. Because I feel that little Mathew deserves revenge :))) I don't own anything and there is character torture.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/15/2013 - England/Britain, America, France, Canada - Complete
Reincarnated by Charlie Waffles reviews
What happens when you find out that you lived once before and simultaneously remember what happened during that life? He feels guilty for having been Kira and is now on a mission to catch the new Kira. She was Light's pawn but now she can think for herself and is the new Kira... AU. ( ADOPTED by BakuganDeathNoteFan123)
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,909 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Light Y., Misa A.
Addio Legame by VampireQueenAkasha reviews
80 years have passed since GLaDOS bid a farewell to her test subject. She thought the air had been cleared between them, but Chell left her a little something in a letter that reveals there was more to it than she had thought. - Character death and feels ahoy! -
Portal - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/26/2013 - GLaDOS, Chell - Complete
Remember Me? by Randomlysinging reviews
Canada has finally snapped. Warnings: Gore and Character Death.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Canada, America - Complete
America's Death by AnimeGirl 144 reviews
America was dying. His country had finally collapsed under all the pressure and tension it had built up.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/21/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Melancholy by retired-fangirl reviews
Light's eyes widen as he sees L's fingernails claw against the jeans around his ankles. Set in the same universe of "Turmoil". Set during the Yotsuba Arc.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,510 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 1/28/2013 - L, Matsuda T. - Complete
Cherry Syrup by Sakura Ichigo Morihiko reviews
Oneshot! Canada has finally snapped after being ignored one too many times. No one was ever really safe from the Canadian Rage, after all... Especially not America... snapped!insane!evil!Canada, T for character death and violence, human names used!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,826 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Canada - Complete
Not Always The Best Excuse for Euthanasia by LucyChanWritesThings reviews
It didn't have to end like this. Jake becomes Lord English and it GOES DOWN.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,613 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Jake E., Dirk S. - Complete
How Many Fingers? by Winged Quill reviews
Set after HetaOni 16 2/2. Guilty over the loss of England's sight, and knowing a way to fix it, America does what any hero would do. But at what cost? USUK if you squint.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,683 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/23/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Nothing Left by Daemi Charonte reviews
Antonio is sent off to join the military leaving an empty shell of a Lovino behind. More pain ensues when tragedy and loss take a toll on the brothers. Rated for self harm, language, and character death.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/18/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, N. Italy - Complete
The Cycle by Gazlover12-Canada reviews
Whenever England gets sick, things turn into a cycle. This cycle happens to include tissues, sneezing, and lots of cuddling. UsUk fluff! oneshot! R&R!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/9/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Master and Pet by GBTiger reviews
Arthur Kirkland finds that the only thing worse than being kidnapped by a vampire is being forced to be a human 'pet' of that vampire. FrUK, PruHun, Spamano. Contains violence, smut in later chapters. Uses human names. Rated 'M' for language/themes. AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 93,559 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 3/20/2012 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Pain by Shemuel-Rivka reviews
Alfred doesn't see the point in living when in constant agony. Read about his downward spiral as the once bright nation withdraws into himself. Angst, suicide, pain, suffering, and other horrible things like that
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/5/2012 - America - Complete
Speechless by JustDrinkTea reviews
It didn't matter how hard you tried; how loud you tried to scream, to cry, to beg; how much you strained on the vocal cords you were convinced didn't exist; how often you prayed to every deity your young mind could imagine; you couldn't speak. Not even so much as utter a sound. And to make it worse, it was lonely. But then John Egbert works his way into your life. Mute!Dave
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,431 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Mochitalia by MoyaKite reviews
Another request. Mochitalia!GerIta fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
The Massacre of the Acqui Division by ChancellorPuddinghead reviews
It's World War II, and Italy is hurting. Germany is tortured inside by his country's doings. Short GerIta oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
It's A Start by MasochisticKitten reviews
Russia goes over to China's house for a sleepover. During a scary movie, China falls asleep on him. After putting the elder nation to bed, he remembers his feelings for him... Don't know how to do a proper/decent summary for this...I'm sorry. I'm horrible with them... TT-TT I swear it's good, though! :D Human names partially used; Russia X China
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2012 - China, Russia - Complete
Top 10 Russian Tortures by I Am The Raptor reviews
Have you ever wondered how Russia liked to torture people? Well, these are his top 10 favorite ways to do so!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,199 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Russia - Complete
My Other Half by NotascrazyasI reviews
France has snapped and is bringing down all the countries around him. When Italy tries to stop him from killing Germany, he get's himself killed. How will Romano react? The story is so much better than the summery, just check it out. Please? M just to be safe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,996 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/22/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, N. Italy - Complete
Broken by HikaKiti reviews
Broken. Broken. Broken.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/7/2012 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Far Too Long by Seer of Blood Luke reviews
"The world was wrecked and everyone knew it." Homestuck AU: Zombiestuck. Expect zombies, violence, blood/gore and some level or cursing. The first 'chapter' is mild, mostly testing the waters, hence the shortness.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/20/2012
A Pair of Red Eyes by JustDrinkTea reviews
Your name is John Egbert and Dave Strider just died a horrible, painful death in your arms. JohnDave, DaveJohn, PepsiCola, Hammertime, JohnxDave, DavexJohn
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Ello Poppet by BFTLandMWandSEK reviews
2P!England reflects on the reasons why he killed you.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/22/2012 - England/Britain - Complete
Until The End by Avrel the Teller reviews
Dying isn't so bad as long as you're not alone. HetaOni AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/6/2012 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
All This Time by Henrietta R. Hippo reviews
The Holy Roman Empire returns to Italy's life, and he wants them to be together. It's Italy's dream come true, but Italy's dream soon turns into Germany's worst nightmare...HRE/Italy, Germany/Italy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,549 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
By Your Side by Deanstiel's Daughter reviews
(ONESHOT) America comes down with a bad case of bronchitis. England takes him home and takes care of him. America is scared England's going to leave him that night... Sick!Fic
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/19/2012 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Bring On the Hell by FallingStarXan reviews
While the Allies are fighting the Axis on THAT F'ING ISLAND, America gets captured, and Britain heads a mission to get him back, but his plans keep backfiring. Scripted like an anime episode, characterized based on the English Dub. Mild shipping, mostly played for laughs.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,020 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Blood and Bones by RedWolf Rocky reviews
2P!Hetalia UKUS Arthur was getting tired of using mortals for his ingredients. What he needed was a nation... NO SMUT! It's just blood, violence, horror, disturbing imagery, dissections, torture, etc. There's a reason for the rating! One-shot, for now...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,969 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/11/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
A Crazy Hugo Related Dream I Had by Narnian Pirate reviews
A crazy all true dream I once had, before I'd ever seen the movie Hugo.
Hugo - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Complete
Numb and Cold Isolation by Cheerful Dead reviews
Latvia awakens from a nightmare to find another nightmare, but is it possible to be even more alone than he was in his dreams? some gore and torture of Latvia, though to be honest, who doesnt wanna torture little Latvia!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,098 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Latvia, Russia - Complete
The Average Life at Aperture Science by Xelac reviews
GLaDOS turns Wheatley, a copy of herself, and possibly some other androids into humans for mental and behavioral experiments. However, allied with Chell, they get a bit out of hand. Randomness and a bit of fourth-wall breaking ensues! FW Mafia.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 44,833 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011
Autumn Kisses by Wo-Ai-Ni-Aru reviews
A LightxL fic I wrote on a whim, fluff, rated T just in case.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2011 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Skylines and Turnstiles by foREVerhauntingme reviews
America on the day the Twin Towers fell...9/11/01 fic...rated M for topic...don't like then don't read. RIP THOSE 3,000 WHO DIED ON THAT DAY 10 YEARS AGO!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/11/2011 - America - Complete
Illegal Activites by Witty Teacup reviews
Chief Of Police Arthur Kirkland never imagined that he'd be locking lips with the most notorious punk in all of London. Punk!England X Police!England. One-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/8/2011 - England/Britain - Complete
100 Percent Chance by Alexandra Lacey Day reviews
"There is a 100 percent chance that I love you Light-kun" L breathed.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 7/19/2011 - L, Light Y.
I just can't take it anymore by RoxyPoxy reviews
I've had enough... Snapped!Canada Rated for gore, violence, and character death.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Canada - Complete
Finish the Sentence by dolphinlover562 reviews
We all know when England invented the Panjandrum, that a drunk scotsman hurt him and America shocked him awake. But what if England hadn't awakened? Character death, USUK angst, and happy? ending
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Chinese Water Torture by Strawberry Pocky Stix reviews
"Nothing bad…" China murmurs in response, taking a small remote and stepping into the shadows. He takes a seat in the corner, just out of America's vision. "Now just relax, Aru…" Water torture; slight language; no pairings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,918 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/20/2011 - America, China - Complete
Hetalia Paint it, White! A Poem by lilsandstorm reviews
A poem about the Hetalia Movie Paint it, White! This poem will make you cry because of its sheer beauty.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Published: 4/12/2011 - N. Italy, America - Complete
Grover's Birthday mistakes by C.L. Forest reviews
Grover's epic fails in giving Birthday presents to Percy. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Grover, Percy J. - Complete
Silent Screams by TheFantabulousPandemonium reviews
L didn't know how many times he'd fallen asleep to Light's strangled sobs. Light didn't know how many times he'd been woken up in the middle of the night by L's silent screams.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Light Y., L - Complete
The Aryan Ideal by Yumekari reviews
It was November 9, 1938 in Ober Ramstadt, Germany. Screams and shouts pierced the air; smog and smoke billowed out in blankets.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Germany - Complete
MORGAN Freeman? by Special Patrol Group reviews
IN WHICH JOHN WATSON IS PLAYED NOT BY MARTIN FREEMAN... BUT BY: MORGAN FREEMAN! Crack, one-shot, that is all.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/12/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Do Angels Have Wings, Arthur? by Royal Puppet Master reviews
"It hurts... Please, stop..." Bleeding lips pleaded with barely audible whispers.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/29/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Don't Go by EGTClittlesister reviews
GermanyxItaly and Character death. What happens if Italy killed himself?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Germany, N. Italy
Today by Losuien reviews
Today I killed by brother. You had it coming, brother. WARNING CONTAINS: Cannibalism, Violence, Blood, Death.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Canada, America - Complete
You Know You're Obsessed With Hetalia When by ChibiDryad242 reviews
Okay, I know these are overdone, but whatever. APH is copyright to Himaruya Hidekaz.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Complete
The End of All Things by ThisCouldTheoreticallyBeSparta reviews
"Unconditional armistice?" he murmurs. He clamps his bottom lip between his teeth. He doesn't want to cry, but his eyes tell a different story.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/7/2010 - N. Italy - Complete
Of Fallen Heroes and Broken Buildings by cloudysunnyskies reviews
/His Twin Towers, his legs. He can feel them breaking, ever so slowly; he can feel them being shattered and it's excruciating./ 9/11 tribute. Slight USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/11/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Scream by Min Daae reviews
A notebook, a scream. Change hits hard, and giving up innocence is harder than it looks.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Light Y. - Complete
Broken by Senshi'sBard reviews
Is it all part of Kira's act, or is Light really broken? One-shot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,503 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Light Y., L - Complete
Pain by Katherine Moonhawk reviews
Oneshot, SPOILERS FOR 5X07 set right after Amy's choice, and the Doctors having nightmares that are bit too real... Angst, hurt/comfort, romance. pretty random, but please do read, review and enjoy. kat :
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,320 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/20/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Death at the Dinner Party by The Hash Slinging Slasher reviews
The lights flicker, Matsuda screams, and the host is dead! Who will catch the killer? L? Light? Near? Mello? A classic whodunnit, Death Note style! Three-shot.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,443 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010
Nothing's gonna harm you by Elysees reviews
Ciel wakes up in the night after a terrible nightmare. Sebastian immediatly rushes to his master. Ciel admits his fears of dying and going to Hell to Sebastian. How will Sebastian comfort his poor master? partly Song-fic- ULTIMATE FLUFF- CielxSebastian
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,634 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Scontare i Propri Peccati by Cheetah Goddess reviews
He had ruined everything...everything he had. All for one night... Mentions of Germany/Italy. WARNING: Suicide.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/13/2009 - N. Italy - Complete
LLight Torture by x-Lazart-x reviews
When things take a turn for the worst who will be there to comfort Light? **New alternate ending added**
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 2/26/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Burning Up by Raphta-chan reviews
L had always heard the pain of losing someone described as being frozen on the inside. On the contrary; he was burning up. Slightly AU, Short drabble, L's POV 3rd person after Light's death
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2008 - L, Light Y.
Hazelnut Scream by mellish reviews
There was a possibility that spit was flying from his mouth, but at that point he didn't really care. L, Light, and the fine art of opening a jar of nutella. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
It hurts by The Anonymite reviews
And it did hurt.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
I Want You to Believe in Me by Kir Sirin reviews
A kiss from L sends Light into thinking it’s all just another game to get him to admit to being Kira. So he decides to play along. But what if L really finds himself falling? And what of Light? LightxL First fanfic. Complete.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,118 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
If Tolkien was Insane by Shantazzar reviews
The main reason I wrote this, was cause I had to vent my insanity, it makes. It is insanely stupid, BUT it might be funny if you like insanely stupid stuff!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2004 - Frodo B., Bilbo B.
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Would You Like A Cupcake? PREVIEW
2p!England attempts to kill Livia, But ends up getting more than he bargained for when she tells him that everyone has someone who needs them. Based on a chat with LittleChinaAru, This is for her!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Published: 3/30/2013 - England/Britain - Complete
The Reality Experiment reviews
I'm Lizzie. I've got a story. It involves my favorite T.V shows, A particularly annoying teen genius, and that little fantasy version of yourself that we all have, among other things. There's a crazy guy that you all know, A certain blonde that you either love or hate, A high functioning sociopath, and an army doctor. And how could I forget the guitar solo! Sound interesting? Good.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2013 - 10th Doctor, Sherlock H.
Memories reviews
Chell can't remember anything about her past life, and she hates it. Except that there was one thing.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2013 - Chell, Wheatley
Innocence reviews
She didn't know why, but she took the time to carefully read each name on the corner of the posters. It became a system, Look at the project(or rather, the remains of it), read the name, move on to the next one. She supposed it was her small way of honoring the girls, however silly it was. But then something caught her eye. ONE-SHOT
Portal - Rated: K - English - Family/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Chell - Complete