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Joined 11-06-12, id: 4348666, Profile Updated: 04-01-14
Author has written 3 stories for Stargate: SG-1, Naruto, and Halo.

I enjoy writing stories about very unlikely events, and other (at least to me,) interesting events that will almost never ever happen.

I can't stand romance here on, as the site is literally crammed full to the brim with it, and most of them kind of suck.

Not to mention, I'm just not the type to enjoy a mushy-crappy story with all these pointless emotions and stuff. They literally plague whole sections, as I can cut whole story counts down to almost half by just alone not allowing Romance to come through the filter.

This goes for popular platforms as well; even in the Naruto section, I have to tread through the endless mass grave of a pit that people claim to be 'romance.'

Honestly, you can get all of your romantic needs by just simply calling up a closer than close... Friend? They'd help you out. Forget reading that lame 'potato on potato' story, and get yourself a real woman. Well, if you are a woman, then... Same idea.


Got an ipod. More work expected I guess

Stories being worked on currently

Escape Button (priority 1)

Ragnarok (temporaral haitus)

The Glorious Past (temporaral haitus)


Stories on Hiatus (unexpected gap in work/progress):

Nuthin' as er now


Stories that have been canceled/ended forever:

A new dawn (Meh story, didn't really work)

Humanity's 2nd last stand (Being re-written as "The Infamous Shift".

Beyond the stars is no world, (Bad plot)

The world re-known, (bad plot)

When worlds collide, the elder scrolls meets the modern soldier ('copyright issues', terrible plot execution)

I'm just going to let you know now, here are a few things I hate, and will refuse to read;

Yaoi/Slash/gay pairings (Frankly, I'm a bit put off by this sort of stuff, and it also usually goes completely against all forms of canon in a story)

MPreg (I mean, What the heck?)

Paring based stories (stories devoted to a paring are usually boring, no plot at all)

Romance & Drama stories (I don't have time to waste reading a story about some stupid shit like best friends betraying or whatever, usually just drawn out and have no actual point/story to them)

Other than that, I don't care what the story is about, as long as it's good.

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Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen reviews
Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 73 - Words: 339,713 - Reviews: 4645 - Favs: 4,332 - Follows: 4,011 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Shikamaru N., Naruto U., OC
A Change of Fate by DX1998 reviews
While fleeing from the Ori after the death of their alllies, the Odyssey is near destruction. In a desperate bid for surviaval, a future version of Samantha Carter develops a plan to use the power of the Ori beam to save the ship. But it goes horribly the cruiser is in a new reality, and a new war. Can they help their cousins in the UNSC? Or will the Covenant prevail?
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 83,699 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 713 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 1/17/2013 - S. Carter, Master Chief/John-117
A Brutal Truth by BIG Z1776 reviews
What are the chances of a technical screw-up bringing Earth and the Colonies together? Not very high, at least that's what Lt. Kelsey Adama thought. Yet, here she is, on the brink of history where two supposedly long lost tribes of man are reunited. But when both sides have not seen one another for thousands of years and one has no intention of playing by the rules things get messy
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 28 - Words: 180,292 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 4/30/2013
Legacy by firstprime1230 reviews
When the Odyssey is transported to the mass effect universe, can SG-1 survive another impossible mission and find a way home. Or will they finally succumb to an ancient evil that awaits them. Sorry for crappy summary, hope you enjoy.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,577 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 1/17/2013
Chasing Sunflower's by OrangeInk101a reviews
"Picture this, you're minding your own business when some evil guy tramples your consciousness and plays you like a fool. Then you suffer the consequences by being sentenced to prison for all eternity. Wouldn't you be a little pissed off too?"Sunflowers mean unwavering faith and patience; I was far from that. But I had to remember, you're not always reincarnated as a human
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,499 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 10/18/2013 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Akatsuki, Team Seven
Stargate: A New Era by DN7 reviews
It's been 15 years since the first mission through the gate. When President Hayes visits the SGC to start talking about disclosure, a discovery about the Stargate Network will change everyone's understanding of the galaxy. AU fic, after SG:U, T for now
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,659 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Complete
The Quantum Gate: Prologue by ChaosCarlos reviews
AU. Set 20 years after Season 8. The Ori fleet has decimated the Milk Way and Ida Galaxies, in one last desperate attempt, the Tau'ri, Asgard, Jaffa and Tok'ra plan to escape through a Quantum Gate to a reality free of their enemies. Multi-Crossover.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,614 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Complete
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Escape Button reviews
Currently being worked on to match original plans (a lot of stuff is being changed). Reconstruction goes up to the beginning of the 2nd chapter. Dark, Realistic (compared to other FF's), Self insert into/as Naruto.) Re-making everything, but still same plot idea, only the intro/first-second chapters, as they felt sort of... Eh.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,035 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Naruto U., OC
Halo-Stargate:Ragnarok reviews
When the Ori decide to eliminate the Tau'ri by sending them to another universe, all hell breaks loose when they accidentally cause multiple universes to collapse into one, Including their own. The result is a mega galactic free for all as the replicators fight the flood, and Cylons and Reapers have a beat down with the Covenant and Tau'ri, followed by the ME Citadel and U.N.S.C.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,767 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 7/29/2013
The Glorious Past reviews
When a revolutionary slipspace test goes horribly wrong, the effects become devastating when the four ships that were being tested go back to WWII era 1942. ON HIATUS. I plan on re-writing this in a different style, as I had another idea in mind.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,225 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 5/27/2013