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Joined 11-06-12, id: 4348697, Profile Updated: 01-22-13
Author has written 9 stories for Charmed, Wild Thornberry, Beverly Hills 90210, Fosters, and Orange Is the New Black.

I'm a writer by birth. Love love love it and I always will, so this is kind of an outlet to clear my mind of the many ideas that I get inside my twisted little mind :). Charmed is my favorite show EVA! I was never really into it like before after Shannen left, but I have watched it from beginning to end. I'm a bit of a dreamer and that's where I get my writers soul from. That's it...I think...well yea. Just a few of my favorite quotes from some awesome people.

Charmed. Look Who's Barking

Phoebe: She's such a pretty dog.

Piper: Well what would you expect?

Leo: A doberman...

Prue barks and growls

Leo: AAHH!

Piper: Better watch your orbs there honey.

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Kelly to Annie and Naomi

Kelly: You see, girl friends are like plants, while guys are like cut flowers. Yes they look pretty and smell nice..well most of the time.

But they always end up going away. But plants, or girl friends. With the proper care are there for you for a very long time- Is this helping at all? are you getting any of this?

Annie and Naomi are staring with blank expressions.

Beverly Hills 90210

Brenda and Dylan Meeting Mr Pony

Brandon: Any time now!

Dylan breaks kiss : Are you gonna be here when I get back?

Brenda: Unless I run off with some tall handsome stranger.

Prue and Piper

Piper: 'She's wearing my lipstick'

Prue: 'What? I can't borrow your lipstick? Learn to share'

Piper: I heard That!

Hours later

Prue: Well at least we did one thing good.

Piper: 'Yea next time to get your own lipstick'

Prue gives Piper a look

Piper: 'I love you'

Prue: Bite me.

Animal Pragmantism

Prue: I wonder where they hid the girls at.

Piper: I don't know. Want me to ask him?

Piper shakes the box and taps it, waiting for an answer

Prue: You know what? You are an ass

Piper turns and smiles at her.

Kay Byee!

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Look Alive, Sunshine by AutumnSkyy reviews
Charlie was never introduced to any kind of faith. She didn't know God or religion or even heaven. All she knew was hell because they lived it every day. After being separated from his last remaining companion, Daryl Dixon is left to care for their child on his own. [Daryl/Beth].
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 177,525 - Reviews: 1108 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 7/30 - Published: 8/16/2014 - Beth G., Daryl D.
What Is She Doing Here? by ThatDreamerWriter reviews
Lena and Stef are in a committed relationship and are ready to take the next step. 5-year-old Callie... is not. (AU) Callie is Lena's adoptive child and Stef has to find a place in their family. With no parental experience since she didn't have Brandon, will Stef be able to handle Callie? And will Lena be able to handle the other obstacles that will get in the way?
Fosters - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 45,085 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 7/26 - Published: 10/7/2014 - Stef F., Lena A., Callie
The Wisdom of Crowds by lifeby.adventures reviews
Spoliers - Picks up directly after Season 3. A look at how to salvage vauseman in canon.
Orange Is the New Black - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,048 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 7/6 - Published: 6/15 - Piper C., Alex V., Galina R./Red, Tasha J./Taystee
Inevitable by Inevitable.Alex.Vause reviews
Jealously and Love blossoms on set. Friendship becomes more. How will they handle a new relationship and manage to keep it a secret until they are ready to tell?" WARNING: WILL CONTAIN SMUT/SEX/LOVEMAKING I don't own OITNB or any of the characters although I would take the lovely LAURA/ALEX in a heartbeat...lol
Orange Is the New Black - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 141,812 - Reviews: 950 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 5/16 - Published: 9/13/2014 - [Alex V., Piper C.] Nicky N.
Heart Beats by jonn3y5 reviews
AU! Stefanie Foster, single mother of two, is looking for stability for her two young children. Lena Adams, recently single and pregnant, and is just looking for someone to share her life with. What happens when these two cross paths? Will it be the love they are both searching for?
Fosters - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,789 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 1/15/2014 - Stef F., Lena A., Callie, Jude
Nirvana by VausemanFanfic reviews
(Piper/Alex - AU) Piper always dreamed of a perfect life with a husband and children. But what happens when Alex is the one with child, and a dispute between Piper and Larry earns Alex a pass back into Pipers life? Rated M for violence, language and sexual scenes.
Orange Is the New Black - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,719 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 8/27/2014 - [Alex V., Piper C.] [Lorna M., Nicky N.]
New Rules by melodydean reviews
This is basically just smut, resulting from too much time and my love for Vauseman ;) Enjoy!
Orange Is the New Black - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,359 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/18/2014 - Published: 9/30/2014 - Alex V., Piper C. - Complete
Those Glasses by melodydean reviews
Alex fulfills one of Piper's fantasies...
Orange Is the New Black - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,583 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 10/3/2014 - Alex V., Piper C.
Show Me by melodydean reviews
Alex comes home from work and finds a pleasant surprise waiting there for her. Two Shot. Smut.
Orange Is the New Black - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,205 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/26/2014 - Published: 10/21/2014 - Alex V., Piper C. - Complete
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How did I get so lucky? reviews
This is a serious of one shots. It may contain a little bit of sexitime, but I will let you know as I go.
Orange Is the New Black - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,184 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/2 - Published: 6/14 - Piper C., Alex V.
House of Fosters reviews
I seriously still suck at summaries. This is the sequel to My Love.
Fosters - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,329 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/29 - Published: 10/24/2014 - Stef F., Lena A., Callie, Jude
My Love reviews
Kind of a forgotten concept of when Callie and Jude were little and the what if factor of if they had gone to Lena and Stef. Inspired by Nightengale.
Fosters - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,183 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 10/8/2014 - Published: 1/20/2014 - Stef F., Lena A., Callie, Jude - Complete
Turn Around reviews
This is kind of based off of the story An Unexpected Turn, but with alot of twists and changes.
Beverly Hills 90210 - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,503 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Brenda W.
Dead Man Dating reviews
This one is based on the third episode of the first season of Charmed. Still working on it and I still suck at summaries.
Charmed - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Prue H., Piper H.
Thornberry Reunion reviews
It's been 25 years since the finale of the Wild Thornberrys. Eliza has since moved on. Once again I suck at summaries. Read and enjoy.
Wild Thornberry - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 12/23/2012
The Truth is Out There and it Hurts reviews
This is the sequel to Forever Changed. It's a little out of order as far as episodes go but I had to find the one's that weren't as difficult to fit Penny in.
Charmed - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,926 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/11/2012 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Prue H., Piper H.
The Truth About Penny reviews
I know it's a little out of order, but I've been getting a lot of questions about the 'how' and 'where' with Penny. So this is pretty much it, no demon hunting or anything like that. It's more of a family story surrounding Prue, Penny, and Andy. With some appearances from Grams and Patty.
Charmed - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,315 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Prue H., Andy T. - Complete
Forever Changed reviews
Piper, Prue and Phoebe have just reunited at the manor. Just as things seem to calm down again. An unexpected surprise is left on their door step. I know I suck at summaries. Read and have a look for yourself.
Charmed - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,337 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Prue H., Piper H. - Complete