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Author has written 9 stories for Twilight, Hunger Games, and Maximum Ride.
Hey! My name's Trinity (At least my pen name is Trinity) and in case you haven't noticed, I love Maximum Ride and Twilight. I also love:
-Brand New (Awesome band)
-Fall Out Boy
-Panic! At The Disco
"They say guns don't kill people, people kill people. I think guns help, because if you just stood around yelling 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill very many people."
Post this on your profile if you were team Edward, but then you realized how much of a jerk he is and fell in love with Jacob
"Off is the general direction in which I wish you would fuck."
"That language you make up when you touch something extremely hot."
"Teacher: If you had 10 chocolate cakes and a friend asked for 2 cakes, how many cakes would you have?
Me: 10 cakes.
Teacher: Ok, if you had 10 cakes and your friend forcibly takes 2 of your cakes, what would you have then?
Me: 10 cakes and a dead body."
"When I was little, my mom told me not to write on walls, so when I joined FaceBook, I felt badass."
"They count every single vote in America in a day, but it takes my teacher 2 weeks to mark 25 scantrons."
"That awkward moment when you show someone something really funny and they don't think it's funny at all."
"Some people can't sleep because they have insomnia. I can't sleep because I have an internet connection."
"People shouldn't be allowed to get their license until they beat the Rainbow Road on Mario Kart."
"I'll never get my license. I'll be grown up and pushing my kids to Little League in a shopping cart."
"That awkward moment when everyone else quit laughing 10 minutes ago, but you can't stop."
"When God made me:
'Hmm... I'll add 3 tablespoons each of computer addicted and socially awkward... And just a dash of sexy... Hm, seems like I ran out of sexy... More computer addicted and socially awkward it is.'"
"School dress code is stupid. Girl's can't show shoulder? What kind of guy is gonna look at a girl like "DAMN... That's a fine-ass shoulder!"?"
"Every time I have to study I'm like, 'I like that boulder, that's a nice boulder.'"
"Girls are attracted to assholes because in elementary school we were told that if he's mean to you, he likes you."
"I was on Google and saw the suggestion: "I hate it when my girlfriend turns into the moon." It's like... "Babe, I love you." "I love yo-" *girl turns into moon* "God dammit not again.""
"*Playing bingo* Me: Yes! Only one more to go! Someone Else: BINGO! Me: NO! FUCK NO! FUCK YOU!"
"There is always that one person in your gym class that thinks they're in the Olympics. Bro. Calm. The. Fuck. Down."
"Ok, it's 9:30, I'll start homework at 10. Ah, damn, 10:03, missed it... 11 it is!"
"A method for disspelling awkward silences: Keep around pockets of confetti, throw it in the air, then, while they are distracted, punch them in the face and run away."
"Baby, I will stop loving you when SpongeBob gets his driver's license."
"I've got 99 problems and they're all due on Monday."