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Thrilling Tales of the Downright Unusual by Clell65619 reviews
Renamed from 'The Big Box of Silliness', due to complaints that not all the stories were silly. Of course most of them aren't Thrilling either, but you've got to admit, they are Unusual...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 67 - Words: 158,047 - Reviews: 2790 - Favs: 911 - Follows: 709 - Updated: 7h - Published: 2/13/2008
An Aunt's Love by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 72 - Words: 360,492 - Reviews: 14567 - Favs: 9,858 - Follows: 9,491 - Updated: 5/28 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Harry P.
Harry Potter: A Musical Parody by RachelBarbaraBerry reviews
Taking your favourite songs and making them Potterific!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 37 - Words: 20,774 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 11/27/2012
EZHF by ThunderClouds7 reviews
Elite Zombie Hunting Force. My friends and I form a zombie hunting force as the world basically goes poof over night and is overrun by the undead. We have a whole lot of fun during our many insane adventures and get into a ton of stupid situations as we try to take back what was lost. And what's more fun than kicking zombie ass with magic? Elves, shapeshifters, werewolves, and fun.
Zombie Survival Guide - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 84,669 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/28/2014 - Published: 8/9/2010
The Other Heir by dragonflybeach reviews
Four years after the war, Draco learns he has a three and half year old brother, and learns what it means to be a family.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 57,092 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 7/30/2014 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Draco M., Luna L.
Sunshine and Rain by Ravenclaw992 reviews
Emma wakes up one morning in a stranger's bed with a wedding ring on her finger. Things couldn't get any worse...except for the fact that the person she supposedly married...was Mr. Gold. Takes place after 7th ep.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 83 - Words: 667,010 - Reviews: 1547 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 6/23/2014 - Published: 3/16/2012 - [Emma S., Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold] - Complete
893 by Yanagi-wa reviews
Harry winds up in Japan and lives a completely different life from the one Dumbledore planned for him. He returns to England and ... you need to read to find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 362,190 - Reviews: 2064 - Favs: 3,624 - Follows: 3,130 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Magical Me by Publicola reviews
Most self-inserts are exercises in vanity, and nothing says 'vanity' quite like Gilderoy Lockhart. But with a new personality and knowledge of the future, who knows? Maybe Lockhart will turn out to be a useful DADA teacher after all. (Formerly titled 'Gilding the Son of Lily').
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 82,574 - Reviews: 871 - Favs: 1,776 - Follows: 2,015 - Updated: 4/1/2014 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Gilderoy L., F. Flitwick, Hestia J., Amelia B.
The Greatest Irony by DaesGatling reviews
COMPLETE. It was a great irony, this life of Jefferson's...he was a true love baby and there was no one alive who loved him. A look into the life of Jefferson and how he became the vicious man he was before he met the wife he married out of boredom and how he learned to love and change himself after his daughter was born and his wife was lost.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 90,791 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Jefferson/Mad Hatter - Complete
Harry is to Wendy as Tom is to Tinkerbell by bluegreenfish reviews
Oneshot: One of the many ways the final battle could have ended (complete with authorial commentary), because let's face the truth: with magic around, anything is bloody possible and only our imaginations limit us.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Professor Riddle and the Quest for Tenure by Zalgo Jenkins reviews
More than two decades ago, Headmaster Dippet made the fateful decision to hire Tom Riddle as an associate Hogwarts professor. And now, at last, Riddle's double life as Lord Voldemort is threatening to bring the Wizarding World to its knees…if only he can convince his students to leave him alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,949 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Voldemort
Of Dreams and Regrets by Ravenclaw992 reviews
Snow White bites the poisoned apple...and falls into a strange dream where her dark self has succeeded in killing the Queen and she agrees to marry none other than Rumpelstiltskin. Two dark forces bound together...what's the worst that could happen?
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,735 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold
A Christmas Peril by Nymbis reviews
With absolute certainty, Regina hated this curse. Because throughout all of town, people were speaking in verse. Twas the night before Christmas, and as she would see...payback's a bitch, with a very high fee. Or: Kris Kringle has his memories back and gets unconventional revenge on the person who cursed him. An OUAT Christmas Carol, Regina-centric.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,056 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/11/2012 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Henry Mills
A Clashing of Minds by DaesGatling reviews
Rumpelstiltskin schemes to put the princess from "The Princess and the Pea" into a position of power so he has someone he can control on the throne. There's just one problem; she doesn't want it. No romantic pairing between the two.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,931 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/4/2012 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
Glasses by LilyAnaRose reviews
"What will I do, Moony! I'll end up staying at Hogwarts and marrying Moaning Myrtle! Moaning Myrtle, Moony! I bloody hate that ghost! Moony, James will make me marry Moaning Myrtle!" It's kind of odd, how much an object may mean to a person. Rated T for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
The Vow by dragonflybeach reviews
Our favorite ginger twins were managing mischief long before they arrived at Hogwarts, such as convincing 5 year old Draco Malfoy to make an Unbreakable Vow to marry Luna Lovegood when he grew up. No one took it seriously, until Draco tried to marry someone else. PS - Fred is alive. At least until the Malfoys get a hold of him...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 48,386 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Draco M., Luna L.
Let's Make A Deal by Ranguvar27 reviews
Althea Harris, nee Brooks, is your typical FTL resident. She has parents and husband, and is quite pretty. However, there are some odd things about her. For one, she's Rumplestiltskin's pupil and lover. For another, she's completely insane. Rumple/OC-Pure Crack. Is now Rumple/Belle/OC.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,018 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 10/15/2012 - [Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle, OC] - Complete
The Prisoner by dragonflybeach reviews
While captive in Malfoy Manor, Luna becomes the guardian of the family's deepest secret.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 101 - Words: 188,879 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Luna L., Draco M.
Out of These Waters by My Purple Skies reviews
"What would I give if I could live out of these waters?" she asked herself, aloud. "What would I pay?" She was not expecting an answer. "What would ya pay, indeed, dearie?" Rumplestiltskin makes an offer. She can have her wish granted, but for a price.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,000 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Ruby L./Red Riding Hood, Ariel, Ursula
Better than Revenge by DaesGatling reviews
Rumpelstiltskin's wife left him when he was branded a coward. Now, when designing the curse to end all curses, he gets revenge on her the best way he knows how. This is NOT Milah. AU
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 58 - Words: 104,535 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
Vogon Fanfiction by uberwrite reviews
Despite its importance, both the Encyclopaedia Galactica and its famed rival, the HG2TG, have blatantly ignored the subject of Vogon fanfiction in order to save on printing costs. A former writer of the HG2TG has published this deleted entry.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Complete
The Azkaban Cell Block Tango by krm3DeeDee reviews
This is a parody. Basically, I re-wrote some lyrics to match our girls. I also have a video, sung by me, check it all out inside. Happy New Year!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Draco M., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
You Scream So Loud by tellemarie reviews
Luna has been taken by Voldemort for torture. Not completed, just a simple start. T to be safe but there isn't harsh language or grossness just yet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Voldemort, Luna L.
Therapeutic Discussion by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. If you take one relatively normal savior of the world and then subconsciously put him through typical fanfiction plots in his sleep, what do you get? A very confused man in desperate need of therapy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,358 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 68 - Published: 11/26/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Birth of a Name by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. 1943. A Slytherin prefect on the brink of a series of lifechanging events, needs to settle on a secret identity that will inspire fear in the hearts of the weak... You didn’t think 'I am Lord Voldemort' was his first choice, did you?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 1,630 - Follows: 230 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Complete