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Author has written 5 stories for Maximum Ride, Harry Potter, Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare, Mortal Instruments, and Artemis Fowl.

Hey! This is Amber Herondale, obviously.

My faves are as follows:

Book Series: Infernal Devices, Mortal Instruments, Artemis Fowl, Bloodlines, Maximum Ride- in that order

Single novels: The Fault in Our Stars. Best. Frickin. Book. Ever.

Movies- Not a big movie person... um, I love Les Miserables

Shippings- Wessa, Malec, Clary/Jonathan, Clace, Artemis/Holly (but I'm not insane like some A/H fans. God.), Sydney/Adrian

Characters- Will H, Jem, Artemis Fowl 2nd, Adrian, Jace, Magnus, Alec (notice no girls... he he he)

I love writing stories, but I like reading them even more. If anyone has a good story for me to read, PM me!!! My fave story type to read, in order, is:

-Will/Jem bromance, not romance

-Malec drama fluff

-Clary/JonathanAKASebastian drama, or when Jace is involved

-MI/ID crossovers, but I don't want to read the stupid ones


“Oh, I wouldn't mind, Hazel Grace. It would be a privilege to have my heart broken by you.” -The Fault in Our Stars (TFiOS)

"You die in the middle of your life, in the middle of a sentence” -TFiOS

“There was time before organisms experienced consciousness, and there will be time after. And if the inevitability of human oblivion worries you, I encourage you to ignore it.” -TFiOS

“Thank you for explaining that my eye cancer isn't going to make me deaf. I feel so fortunate that an intellectual giant like yourself would deign to operate on me.” -TFiOS

“You're arguing that the fragile, rare thing is beautiful simply because it is fragile and rare. But that's a lie, and you know it.” -TFiOS

“That while the world wasn't built for humans, we were built for the world.” -TFiOS

“But, Gus, my love, I cannot tell you how thankful I am for our little infinity. I wouldn’t trade it for the world. You gave me a forever within the numbered days, and I’m grateful.” -TFiOS

"Chairmen Meow deserves my every effort.” -Magnus Bane

“I think I’m better than everyone else. An opinion that has been backed up with ample evidence.” -Jace Lightwood

“Jace said that the cast of Gilligan's Island could do something anatomically unlikely with themselves.” -City of Ashes

"Romanian? That's impressive," said Jace. "Not many people speak it."
"Do you?" Sebastian asked with interest.
"Not really," Jace said with a smile so disarming Simon knew he was lying. "My Romanian is pretty much limited to useful phrases like, 'Are these snakes poisonous?' and 'But you look much too young to be a police officer.” -City of Glass

“Remember when you tried to convince me to feed a poultry pie to the mallards in the park to see if you could breed a race of cannibal ducks?"
"They ate it too," Will reminisced. "Bloodthirsty little beasts. Never trust a duck.” -Clockwork Angel, Will&Jem

“Are you implying that shreds of my reputation remain intact?" Will demanded with mock horror. "Clearly I have been doing something wrong. Or not something wrong, as the case may be."
He banged on the side of the carriage. "Thomas! We must away at once to the nearest brothel. I seek scandal and low companionship.” -Clockwork Angel

“Ah,” said a voice from the doorway, “having your annual ‘everyone thinks Will is a lunatic’ meeting, are you?
“It’s biannual,” said Jem. “And no, this is not that meeting.” -Clockwork Prince, Will&Jem

“They’re not hideous,” said Tessa.
Will blinked at her. “What?”
“Gideon and Gabriel,” said Tessa. “They’re really quite good-looking, not hideous at all.”
“I spoke,” said Will, in sepulchral tones, “of the pitch-black inner depths of their souls.”
Tessa snorted. “And what color do you suppose the inner depths of your soul are, Will Herondale?”
“Mauve,” said Will.” -Clockwork Prince

“Trains are great dirty smoky things," said Will. "You won't like it."
Tessa was unmoved. "I won't know if I like it until I try it, will I?"
"I've never swum naked in the Thames before, but I know I wouldn't like it."
"But think how entertaining for sightseers," said Tessa, and she saw Jem duck his head to hide the quick flash of his grin.” -Clockwork Prince

“When Will truly wants something,” said Jem, quietly, “when he feels something — he can break your heart.” -Clockwork Angel

“While the Clave disapproves of trespassers, oddly they take an even darker view of beheading and skinning people. They're peculiar that way.” -Will, Clockwork Angel

“Our souls are knit. We are one person, James.” -Will, Clockwork Prince

Charlotte, who had sagged back in her chair, her eyes half-closed, said, “Will, I have already been up all night copying down the relevant parts. Much of it was—”
“Gibberish?” Jem suggested.
“Pornographic?” said Will at the same time.
“Could be both,” said Will. “Haven’t you ever heard of pornographic gibberish before?” -Clockwork Princess

Will bit at his lip. This was the last time Jem, as Jem, might ever touch him. The sharp memory went through him like a knife—of years of Jem’s light tap on his shoulder, his hand reaching to help Will up when he fell, Jem holding him back when he was furious, Will’s own hands on Jem’s thin shoulders as Jem coughed blood into his shirt. “Listen to me. I am leaving, but I am living. I will not be gone from you entirely, Will. When you fight now, I will be still by you. When you walk in the world, I will be the light at your side, the ground steady under your feet, the force that drives the sword in your hand. We are bound, beyond the oath. The Marks did not change that. The oath did not change that. It merely gave words to something that existed already.” -Clockwork Princess


Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled Bang, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Magnus Bane Sparklier than Edward since the 13th Century

"I walk, talk, eat and sleep on earth, but I live my life in a completely different world." If this sentence describes you, copy and paste on your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

Raise awareness for global warming! If you think that we need to act quickly to stop global warming, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile (shout out to OtakuBookNerd and emcfal6406!)


There is nothing wrong with any religion, race, sexual orientation, or gender. If you believe in tolerance towards all people, copy and paste this into your profile.

Education is important. School, however, is another matter.

I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.

If you have ever kicked someone in the shin copy this into your profile

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you LOVE YAOI AND ARE OBSESSED ON AN UNHEALTHY LEVEL copy and paste this into your profile

remember: some people are only alive because illegal to shoot them

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up past 5:00 in the morning just because you friggin' could, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready-made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, geez!

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest telling us to sit down and shut up.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you!

Don't worry about the end of the world coming today- it's already tomorrow in Australia.

If your heart was really broken, you'd be dead. So SHUT UP!

I don't have a dog. I eat my own homework.

I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was. (My strings teacher said I'm shy and sweet and mild. I burst out in laughter. She also says I'm obiediant and quiet. LOL)

Sarcasm. It's easier than actually having to deal with stupid people.

Thank you peoples! I love you all!

Amber Herondale

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Punishment by OmgAdot reviews
The shadowhunters are forced to attend a term of "mundane" school. Why? because Maryse and Robert think it'd be funny. Izzy seems to be enjoying herself, but what about Jace and Alec? And Magnus?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 42,193 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 7/2/2015 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Inside You:: Malec Fic by Doritos-X reviews
So this is mainly Malec but with the others in it as well. Something is wrong. There is trouble in paradise. Plagued by terrible nightmares and with his emotions all over the place Alec is withdrawing further and further away from the people who care about him-for reasons unknown to the others. Will Magnus, with the help of Alec's friends and family, be able to help him?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 28 - Words: 61,277 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 7/6/2014 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Bits And Pieces by Take Me To My Fragile Dreams reviews
A collection of 1000 prompts all centering around Magnus and Alec. Practical: "Magnus, sliding down a rainbow to reach the altar isn't really the best idea, it'd probably spook the flying horses you're so keen on having."
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,195 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/9/2014 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Run, Bane by Grandoverlord reviews
Malec, post CoLS, unfortunately. When Magnus realizes his fatal mistake, will Alec ever forgive him, or himself?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,075 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 10/28/2013 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Alec L., Isabelle L., Magnus B.
All I Am, All I'll Be by thecivilunrest reviews
"We have to stop meeting like this." Five times Will and Jem meet at a wedding.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,663 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Will H., Jem C. - Complete
Clockwork Princess my version by pieanddeductions reviews
Set after Clockwork Prince, the Shadowhunters are out of their depth as Mortmain makes his next move. Everything isn't as it seems, and Tessa isn't the only one faced with a heartbreaking decision to make. In the end, will she chose Jem, or Will? Or is her heart too torn to truly love either? This is my first fanfic, so please review! Disclaimer: Cassandra Clare owns the series.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 132,968 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Tessa G. - Complete
A Napkin's Worth A Thousand Words by blacknails512 reviews
It took a moment for me to figure out what he was doing but I finally got it. 'Eye can knot ear you.' 'I cannot hear you.' Oh god, I thought. He's deaf... AU/AH
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 58,554 - Reviews: 1476 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 853 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Magnus B., Alec L.
The Strength of Iron and Bronze by Mariico reviews
This love story, Tessa realized, was not about her at all. It was about two boys who lived for each other. Two parabatai. And if she did say so herself, it was a pretty incredible tale. Co-written with the ticking clock. **contains Clockwork Princess Spoilers**
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,848 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Magnus B., Tessa G., Will H., Jem C. - Complete
Rain Storms and Memories by the ticking clock reviews
As rain pours down on Alicante, Magnus remembers London.
Crossover - Mortal Instruments & Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/20/2013
Parabatai by the ticking clock reviews
Will Herondale lived, so James Carstairs must also. That was the way of the world. Oneshot. Spoilers for Clockwork Princess.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,737 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Jem C., Will H. - Complete
Chocolate, Roses, and Other Insignificant Drivel by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
Valentine's Day, shopping, and a queue filled with people who will, unsurprisingly, talk.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/14/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Goodbye by Peppermint Winters reviews
John is dying of Acute Lymphoblastic Leukemia. John/Sherlock. Warning: Major character death.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,552 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Broken by Katara-alchemist reviews
(All-human) How do you fix it when you realize that your best friend's bruises are not in fact from sparing with his brother like he always said, but instead from his father beating him up? How do you fix what you never noticed until way to late?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,909 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Across the Realms by Katara-alchemist reviews
It's happened before, a shadowhunter moved wrong or just didn't move fast enough, and the next moment they were gone. Sucked into another realm. And they never came home, not alive or in one piece anyhow. Now it was happening again, Alec was gone.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,208 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Rubick's Cube by bloodyXwhiteXrabbit reviews
Takes place after CoLS Major spoiler My own sequel of sorts : Alec dies in the fight against Maureen, but can Magnus really let him go? And what does Magnus' father have to do with it?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,351 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Pride Goeth by Spun reviews
Magnus is attractively arrogant. Alec is horrendously sick for two days, but he gets to be right for once, so it's worth it. "We should call it a holiday. 'The Day Alec Was Right and Magnus Was Wrong'."
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,610 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 1,070 - Follows: 136 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Is This Really The End? by fairyrobot reviews
Artemis is sick with a deadly diease. Every Move he makes slowly kills him. The faeries dont know of this, only Butler and the Fowls. Artemis is looking for the cure, yet even the faeries have yet to find it. Opal is trying to kill everyone. HollyXAF
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,970 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Changing the Equation by Miss Regina Star reviews
Magnus loves Alec more than life itself. Alec feels exactly the same way. Magnus realises that Alec will someday age, while he will not. On this whim, he breaks up with Alec. Will this save Alec Lightwood from forbidden love, or just change the equation?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 126,933 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Facebook And Other Shenanigans by Shuichi Saito reviews
What If...The Mortal Instruments characters had facebook? Whose in a relationship with who? And what on earth is happening to Alec's account! Includes all cannon pairings. Crack-fic.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 47,067 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 7/10/2011
Same Mistake by malecfan0822 reviews
Alec and Magnus dated two years before a devastating break up. After that, Alec left NY for California, and has been there ever since. Now, 3 years later, the TMI gang will be reunited, how have things changed?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,580 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B.
The Waiting Place by TheQueenOfScots reviews
Ten years after the barricade falls, Marius visits Eponine's grave, just like every year. But this time, he comes to the realization that he had made a horrible mistake. MariusxEponine. Rated T for safety, Oneshot.
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Marius Pontmercy, Eponine - Complete
Blankets by ivyflightislistening reviews
One-shot: Alec has been "gallivanting off at all hours of the night armed only with a few weapons and facing all sorts of demons" for the past three days. Magnus has been worried, until Alec shows up at his door. It's tough loving a Shadowhunter.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,356 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 58 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
Mishaps by Dustland-Fairytales reviews
Magnus is a nervous wreck, Alec first-handedly experiences the perils of extravagant proposals, Jace is his usual titillating self and Maryse faints. Or: An Unusual Day In The Life Of A Nephilim. Malec.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,998 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
Real or Not? by Incomparable-Insanity reviews
- Magnus and Alec play a game of 'Truth', or "Real or Not?". Where every right answer brings Alec a step closer to Magnus, and a wrong one a step away. - MagnusAlec. Multi-Chaptered.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,065 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
You Can Imagine the Christmas Dinners by ardenteurophile reviews
Sherlock drags John along to Christmas dinner with Mycroft and Mummy And "Anthea", too . Over the course of the evening, John realises that everyone in the room - apart from him - seems to think that he and Sherlock are a couple. Shenanigans ensue.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,725 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 2,121 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Why One Must Not Attempt To Analyze A Child Genius by fiercejinx reviews
"Artemis Fowl had retired half a dozen counselors from St. Barleby's already this year." Here's how. Six chapters, one for each psychologist losin' it.'
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,547 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 1,649 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Artemis F. - Complete
Answering Calls Is So Last Season by iluvzuzu reviews
Pre-COG. Alec/Magnus. Oneshot. Why won't Magnus answer his phone? Why does Alec keep calling? And most importantly, why does Magnus think he's cooler than Jesus? "Magnus Bane, cooler than you since BC. Cooler than him since after. Leave a message. BEEP."
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Magnus B., Alec L. - Complete
The Green Apple by ditchedbyruby reviews
When Jace and Fang both want food, and there's only one green apple in the fruit bowl, a fight breaks out on instinct. Who shall get it? A silly one shot that I love! Not as much as Magnus Bane, though. OOC Rated T
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Fang, Jace W. - Complete
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The Fallen reviews
-CP2 Spoilers- In which Will is tortured, Tessa is heartbroken, and Jem is terrified for his parabatai.
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Will H., Jem C.
The Sinking Tide reviews
Post CoLS. Malec. Alec can't seem to deal after the breakup, and resorts to cutting himself. Jace, Magnus, and others find out, all hell breaks loose. A bit overdone, but always fun. Co-authored with emcfal6406.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,759 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B.
The Flame of Friendship reviews
A nightmare of his sister, Ella, drives Will Herondale to tell Jem the truth about his past. Post Clockwork Prince, contains spoilers
Infernal Devices, Cassandra Clare - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Will H., Jem C. - Complete
A Fowl With Magic reviews
Artemis is a wizard, and goes to Hogwarts. Holly goes, using a position as Hagrids helper to keep an eye on Artemis. At first all's fine, but soon Artemis falls in love. Unluckily for him, it's with a Gryffindor. This is the Romeo/Juliet story of Artemis Fowl and Hermione Granger, and Slytherin and a Gryffindor.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,150 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Hermione G., Artemis F.
Broken reviews
Max is shot with a poisonous bullet, and the Flock can't save her alone. Dylan, Iggy, Nudge, and Gazzy are forced to go ask "Fang's Gang" for help, resulting in some Dylan/Fang drama. Set between Angel and Nevermore. T for future chapters.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,450 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Max