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HULLO. I am Queenie! *My name is IVoD!* SHADDUP! I think there's someone "famous" on FFN that goes by Queenie, but anyways.


I have a list of requests:

1. Ignore my rambling.
2. Accept the fact that I adopt new fandoms and drop old ones overnight.
3. Also accept the fact I curse.
3.2. #Accept the fact that I, Conscience, will not, nor will I ever, curse!# *We'll see about that*

Follow those and you may just survive!


I am currently:

Going out to the country to try out my new go-kart,

Reading: Nooottthhiingngggg yaaaayyyy,

Fangasming Over: Hetalia,

Saving For: Nooottthhiingngggg yaaaayyyy,

Listening To: My Chemical Romance Channel on Pandora,

Playing: WoW on Laptop,


My fandoms since join FFN are:

SHAMELESSLY FIFTY SHADES OF GREY
I have no fucking idea why Mulan has stood out, but hey!
FUCKING PORTAL IS AMAZING URMAGURD
Gregor the Overlander! FUCK YOU, HIGH LEXILE SCORES! I'LL READ WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT!
How To Train Your Dragon {Alas, the show is a miserable follow-up for the movie...}
Rise of the Guardians {No YAOI, because that's fucking messed up. BunnyxJack, srsly! @////@ I have seen so many things... so many...}
Fullmetal Alchemist {I shamelessly ship RoyEd, and I know it isn't, nor ever will be. canon, but let a girl dream, kay?}
Hetalia! {Because it is literally impossible to not say Hetalia! without an exclamation mark}


My fave stories:
Meet after Graduation:Remember Me? By the supercalafragalistic SmileRose! FIFTY SHADES
Paging Dr Steele By the hilariously feisty Bronze Goddess! FIFTY SHADES {LOVE YOU LOTS, BRONZIE}
Blue Sky By wafflestories. She's the only writer on here I don't actually know, ya know, kind of personally. PORTAL


I have much less problems reading that kind of stuff now- but while desensitizing myself, my eyes have bled. A lot. THIS WORLD IS SO WRONG.

I am also currently thinking about taking up the badge of a Grammar Nazi.

The only book/movie/play that has ever made me cry is So B. It. I sat through Les Miserables without a tear. Drovenich stabbed me. Repeatedly. In the heart. With a buzzsaw.

My celeb crush, you say? Well, I say... fuck. I don't know any celebrities. FAUCK

Favorite Songs!

Welcome to the Black Parade, My Chemical Romance
Perfect, by P!nk
Ho Hey, Lumineers
Jar of Hearts, Christiana Perri
Arms, also Christiana Perri
Funhouse, P!nk
All Star, Smash Mouth
Unwritten, Natasha Bedingfield

I am much too terribly shy to write a fanfiction *LeBlush* I'm afraid I'm gunna quit on it half-way!

WELL, THANK YOU FOR LISTENING TO MY BLABBER. NOW, IF YOU WANT SOME PRETTY DECENT FFN'S TO READ, WELL, YOU'VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE. I HAVE FAVED A FEW ABOUT MY FANDOMS. ENJOY.


You're probably going to want to ignore this part, this is going to be my notes section. I get on nearly everyday, so! This isn't going to make sense to you, so don't even. Unless you appreciate a mad woman's rambling.

Al soundtube Ed snap annoying plastic cylinder Roy and crew giraffe

Just ideas to keep it fresh. Don't bother asking about it. Srlsy


Random stuff I like! *Scratch that, LOVE!*

The Lost Years of Merlin series

The saying; There's more to life than books. But not much more.

Skyrim

Pewdiepie

Trusting in the berries!

Gregor the Overlander series. By Suzanne Collins, and I think it's better than the Hunger Games! Also was written before HG, bitches!

Living as music.

The Inheritance Cycle

Hetalia!


Copy/Paste stuff that errbody got awn dem pages!

FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries?

WTH!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read

this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA),

NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), NinjasWillRuleTheWorld (Australia),Shadowtheangel (Sweden), Ice Prince

Hitsugaya (USA), Gaara of the Desert564 (USA), RebeccaUlquiorraCifer23 (USA), TheCursedOne (Colombia), VideoGamingFreak1213 (US) Smallvillephantom14(USA) ThePumpkinQueen712{USA}


1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE

"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident ."

7. My mother taught me IRONY "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me WEATHER "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me HYPOCRISY "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me: ENVY "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me: ESP "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me: HUMOR "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22.My Mother taught me: Genetics "I swear you're just like your father."

23. My Mother taught me about my Roots "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My Mother taught me Wisdom "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about Justice "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you"

Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING!

This game has a funny/spooky outcome.

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the game...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4.

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life

"Do not tease the dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup."
WOULDN'T IT BE FUCKING HILARIOUS IF THIS LINE WAS IN ERAGON?!?!?

"Me, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for. Because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly...stupid." - CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." - Groucho Marx

"Humor is reason gone mad." - Groucho Marx

Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

In Remembrance...

…In Remembrance to Severus Snape….

….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…

...without all the red and gold crap.

…In Remembrance to Fred Weasley…

…Who fought bravely to the very end….

…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…

…And will loyally await his soul mate and brother…

… with many jokes…

...he's got forever to think of them, right?

…In Remembrance to Dobby…

…Who was more free and full of love…

...than any elf, and most humans.

….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin….

...the last real Marauderer...

…who was not just a wonderful father…

….a incredible husband and brave hero…

...as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf.

….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks…

…who died for ‘the greater good’…

...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.

…In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….

…who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…

...and scared the crap out of some kids too.

…In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort….

…who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger…

…but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end

…In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore…

…whose past and wisdom confused us…

…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…

…but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end...

...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.

In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange…

… because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra!

She deserved everything she got and more.

…In Remembrance of Colin Creevey…

…who we really didn’t know too well…

…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…

…so he must’ve done something good…

…besides stalking Harry.

…In Remembrance of Hedwig…

...Harry actual first friend…

...who lived and died soaring.

This is the stupidity test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that you have done!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard (Two words. Dr. Pepper.)
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on (Pffft I was in public when I put it on XD)
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off someones property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot (I have to learn somehow, right TAT
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small (I have such fat fingers...)
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposely while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day. (Ahghg this happened recently)
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke or movie that no one else thought was funny
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funer, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67.Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were on a sugur high when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth

I failed the not-taking-dares and stupidity tests. On the upper hand, I have proved myself a brave, brave little soul.

For people who HATE stereotypes. Paste to your profile. BOLD the ones that you are. Italicise the ish-ones

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. (I'm not blonde, but I sure can act like it! 8D *sobs in corner*)

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. (I don't really want to be Christian, a lot of the ideals are offensive to me, but I grew up believing in God, so that's what I do. I just have twisted opinions of Him and His ideals)

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. (Oh my god, I'm totally European but I did this once around a really big bonfire. You know, dancing around a fire screaming like a savage)

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". (I don't really have a lot of Italian blood... but if you saw how half my family acted, you would think me a liar. THEY'RE ALL INSAAAANNNEEEEE!)

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (Uhhh but I is straight female do I still count?)

I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. (Holy moley do these boulders hurt like a bitch... not to mention uncomfortable 24/7)

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.(Well, I dunno about that, I mean I play Skyrim, WoW, CoD, Minecraft, Sims, Portal (One and two- *sob*) but I don't know if that qualifies me...)

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and Kool-Aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. (Ahsdf but I half to bring double because otherwise my friends will eat all of my food TAT but my sacrifices are not in vain, for I can force them to buy me mozzarella sticks!)

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. (I'm not really mixed, like African and European, it's just that the two sides of my family behave so differently like I have my Italian side and my Scottish side and neither side really gets along with the other, 'cause Italians are all like 'Hey, you are family we must love and cherish you and never harm you' and my Scottish side is just like 'You fuckng bitch come here so I can beat you properly' but both sides are absolute lunatics.)

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self-control. (I actually dunno my weight...)

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. (Love/hate relationship... I burn far too easily TAT. It's all my Scottish blood)

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. (Ahsdf I always catch my kitchen-flies and release them to the wild... but then I ruthlessly beat up my sister when she bothers me too much a second later TAT)

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be gay.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear skirts.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT; I MUST be having cyber-sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic .

I'm IC, so I MUST be mean. (Ashsdf what does this mean if anyone who reads this knows then please tell me ahhggggg)

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want/have a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."

You live off of sugar and caffeine. (This is bolded and italicised because this is so ultra-true it's chemically bonded to me)

People think you're insane.

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then disappear off the face of the earth the next.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

Copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions

Life Movie Music: My Pandora is set on shuffle!

Opening Credits: Cancer by My Chemical Romance (Oh that's a wonderful start. Very hopeful. Very happy.)

Waking Up: Orange Colored Sky by Michael Buble (I bet if I heard this whenever I woke up, Iwould be so much less of a bitch)

First Day at School: Good Riddance by Green Day (Oops, you've got that backwards dear, that's what the school plays when you leave for the day)

Falling in Love: Don't Forget by Demi Lovato (Oh, that one just oozes disaster)

Breaking up: Sugar, We're Going Down by Fall Out Boy (See, what did I tell you. Disaster. at least this one makes sense.)

Prom: Move Along by All-American Rejects (This would be awesome to rock out to, not to mention it means my healing from my disastrous relationship :'D)

Life's Okay: (LOL SO JIM GAFFIGAN CAME ON TALKING ABOUT GLASSES FIRST XD) The Best Is Yet To Come by Frank Sinatra and Count Basie (How boooorrrinnggg)

Getting Back Together: Me and Mrs. Jones by Michael Buble (Uh, cheaters, anyone?)

Final Battle: Ribbons by Ingrid Michaelson (Hahaha no.)

Death Scene: My Own Worst Enemy by Lit (Meh. Could've done better)

Funeral Song: My Moon My Man by Feist (Oh, how irrelevant)

End Credits: Try by P!nk (Nnnnng so much less excitingggggg)

Deleted Scenes: Wake Me Up When September Ends by Green Day (Bahhh, too sad, I would celebrate the end of this disaster film TAT)

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile...

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your file

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy and paste this into your file

If you have ever tripped down the stairs, copy and paste this into your file (Ashdf oh my god I'm surprised I've never gotten a concussion even though I've never lived in a house with stairs :'D)

If you have ever pushed a door that says pull, or vice versa, copy and paste this into your file

If you've ever laughed do hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your head repeatedly on a table, and recieved strange looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this into your file (Done this several times) ... (DON'T GIVE ME THAT LOOK)

If there are times you want to annoy people just for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your file

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your file

If you hear voices in your head, copy this into your file

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this onto your file

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever misspelled your own name, paste this on your profile

If you hug cute toys when no one's looking, paste this to your profile

If you like/love copying and pasting stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.If you think your Profile is getting a little cramped, post this on your profile


HEY! GUESS WHAT! I MIGHT ACTUALLY SURPRISE YOU WITH WISE IDEAS IF YOU STICK AROUND! I'm not actually that shallow-minded! :D {I just make it look that way >:D}


Hoc frase e en elleve mbalimbali sprachen, apenas la siktir sinä sur.

That sentence holds the secret to life. Let the decoding begin!


WHY HELLO, THIS IS WHAT I HAVE TO SAY, TO-DAY, THIS VERY MOMENT, AT 7/18/13, 4:47 PM CENTRAL TIME,

I am very muchly in love with Fullmetal Alchemist, and you shall leave me to my petty squealing.

I ship RoyxEd and if you think that's stupid and that they're incompatible, well why don't you message me and find out why they are in my eyes.

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Gregor's Choice by Arch1medes reviews
Gregor is pulled into the Underland unexpectedly five days before Luxa's seventeenth birthday, with Larry and Angelina. Old friends return and new friends are made, but what will happen when a nemesis from the past returns to take revenge upon the once great Warrior?
Underland Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 83,569 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/13 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Gregor, Luxa
The Boy Next Door by arianapeterson19 reviews
Rule 12-Just because a person is flighty doesn't mean their wings work. The St. North's move in and find their new neighbor boy to be nice but...odd with a past he's unwilling to reveal. They are willing to let it be until they can't ignore it any more. Rule 93- You can force someone to jump, run, and cry, but you cannot force them to trust. Rated T because I'm paranoid
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 42,581 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Jack Frost, Bunnymund, North - Complete
Cracks in the Ice by jeckel-hyde14 reviews
Pitch threw Jack into a cliff-side. Jack then fell twenty feet into a pit. Then he went and saved the belief of children everywhere. There is no way he finished his adventure uninjured. This is a cross-post from my Ao3 account (rating may change).
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,695 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Jack Frost
Taking over by Stone Amber reviews
FACE Family fluff and fun, sparse pairings. Drabbles about France and England's parenting skills, or lack there of.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,646 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 4/6/2011 - France, England/Britain
300 Years of Being Forgotten (Mostly) by MoonRose91 reviews
Three hundred years is a long time to be mostly forgotten.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 31,260 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 752 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Jack Frost
Alone by Alyss-8D reviews
He screams because it's the only thing he can do. He screams because he's alone, because he's so full of anguish. And he keeps screaming until he can't anymore. Not because his voice doesn't let him, but because even screaming doesn't help anymore.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Jack Frost
The Invitational Year by Demand Truth reviews
Alfred is an awkward dork, despite the fact his dad is President. Arthur is a member of British royalty, and he's a perfectionist loner. Both boys are given an invitation to attend the prestigious World Academy and, naturally, they're roomies. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 208,902 - Reviews: 1719 - Favs: 1,741 - Follows: 724 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 12/5/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Blue Sky by wafflestories reviews
Meteors, signals, apologies, and that tricky little thing called humanity- four years after the events of Portal II, Wheatley's been handed a second chance, but it's not going to be plain sailing…
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 169,766 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 1,876 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
Can't Be His Boyfriend by sorrowsofyore reviews
In which Sherlock has himself a doctor and Lestrade is just befuddled by it all.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,082 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 63 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Whispers in the Morning by RowenaR reviews
No one ever told her anything about the night AFTER the wedding night. Written for my Holiday Fic Request Meme on LJ.
Mulan - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 33 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Mulan, Shang - Complete
For the Love of Thor by The Sad Privateer reviews
There are some things about humans that Toothless just doesn't understand - A dragon's study of human behavior.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 39,241 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Toothless, Hiccup
Forgiveness by Sorida reviews
After a decade to mull everything over, Wheatley finally gets the opportunity to apologize to Chell and confess. However, he is severely damaged from the space escapade and must be brought back to Aperture for proper repairs. One-sided ChellxWheatley
Portal - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 60,432 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
Labyrinth by Drovenich reviews
After discovering what the world really thinks of him, America makes a desperate wish. That becomes a nightmare. Trapped in a parallel world that hates him, he struggles to maintain his sanity. And the nations who need him are forced to watch him fall.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,036 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 5/15/2011 - America, Russia
The Wood Orchid by TinPrincessOfEutopia reviews
Begins after the original movie. China is entering a time of peace that they use to their advantage. Mulan recieves a request from the emperor along with a visit from Shang that will change everything. Ch. 3 up. Please review. Ch. 4 in progress.
Mulan - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,098 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Mulan, Shang
My Immortal by xXMidnightEssenceXx reviews
The infamous WORST FANFICTION EVER posted here, unedited, for ur "lulz" -Originally by Tara Gilesbie -Rated M for the "Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time." line! -There is more than 1 chap per page
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,292 - Reviews: 3605 - Favs: 1,136 - Follows: 395 - Published: 3/16/2011 - OC, Draco M.
Motherhood and the Gentle Art of Asskicking by Acid Rain reviews
Izumi Curtis always wanted children. Now she has two little geniuses to contend with.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,999 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Izumi C. - Complete
Don't Blink by OrangePlum reviews
There's not much you can do when confined to a hospital bed. All you can really do is sit there quietly brooding and hope to any divine being up there that you won't become attached to the charming American across the way.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,393 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 10/7/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Goodnight Bane by roughdiamond5 reviews
A one-shot description of the Plain of Tartarus, after the battle in Code of Claw. Also, a parody of "Goodnight Moon". Rated for angst.
Underland Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Gregor, Ares - Complete
Promise of Love by X-Hayze-chan-X reviews
Italy's sick of everyone thinking he's stupid. Not to mention he's harboring hidden feelings for Germany. Contains angsty!Italy, advice from Canada, and a happy ending. GerIta.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,013 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Hesitant Return by edPod reviews
Five years after Ed dies, Truth revives him with good intentions at heart, but Ed is reluctant to leave. A series of accidents lead Ed to take on a new identity to fool everyone as they struggle with the uncanny likeness the newcomer has with their own Ed
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,078 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
To be a Female for Four Months by edPod reviews
Roy and Ed verbally abuse each other again. But this time, they unintentionally insult women. Riza and Winry will now teach them the life of a woman in hopes to gain some respect. But then things take a turn for an awkward wrong...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,816 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/10/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Edward E., Roy M.
What They're All Really Thinking by Dustwind reviews
Did you ever wonder what goes inside the heads of our favorite FMA characters? Come, let us explore their devious little minds! PG-13 for language and shonen ai.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,527 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/21/2005 - Published: 3/8/2005
Composition by Mikkeneko reviews
A blooper from Episode 3. Why exactly did the reaction go so horribly wrong?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/19/2004