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Joined 11-07-12, id: 4350426, Profile Updated: 02-13-15
Author has written 14 stories for Sherlock.

Standard Disclaimer: I own nothing, zip, zilch, nada and make no profit from writing these stories. All rights and etc are owned by the BBC. I write this fanfiction for the sole pleasure of writing and sharing my writing with all you lovely people.

If you are NOT old enough to be viewing these writings, which are rated M for Mature, please do not continue. Thanks! :D Otherwise, enjoy!


Cover Artwork:

221b's- Christmas Style!- Used by permission of Ificial_Art

The Boffin and The Bachelor- Used by permission of seki0930

I'd Be Lost Without My Blogger- Used by permission of ilojleen

Arguing With Chip and Pin Machines- Used by permission of frogstarr


Artwork Inspired By My Stories

John's Jam- An Early Morning Surprise by Shrieking Beauty


Translations:

Lost Without My Blogger

Chinese translation by 135wenling

Lost Without My Blogger, One-Shots

Chinese translation by 135wenling

Sherlock Gets Drunk- For Science, John!

German translation by Teatime87.

Chinese translation by Savagechu.

Korean translation by Sisiryu

Defects Found on the Losing Side

Spanish translation by november90

Eventual

Chinese translation by daisya holmes.

The Chemistry Is Incredibly Simple and Very Destructive

Chinese translation by xty19900629.

The Boffin and the Bachelor

Chinese translation by Mayakira

Arguing With Chip and Pin Machines

Chinesetranslation by Sherilychen

Starlight and Fairy Tales

Italiantranslation by BonhamLovett


Misc.:

The hedgehog nightlight I reference in Arguing With Chip and Pin Machines can be found here. The otter can be found here.

50 Reasons To Have Sex Fic Fest Inspiration for "A Learning Curve" or "How Sherlock Seduce John Without Trying"

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Unkindness by johnsarmylady reviews
John was keen to know more about the man he had moved in with two months ago, because there was something about Sherlock that evaded him. When he found out exactly what it was, he promised to do everything in his power to help. A friends-to-lovers AU/Modern Gothic.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,587 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 3/8/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., J. Moriarty
Sherlock: Give Me A Label (I'll Make Confetti) by IBegToDreamAndDiffer reviews
Gregory Lestrade is the local badboy. He drinks, he smokes, he has sex, but that's what a lot of seventeen-year-old boys do. Not Mycroft Holmes, of course; that posh git wouldn't know what to do with a bloke. That's what Greg thinks until he sees a new side of Mycroft, and every label he's ever used is torn down in seconds. See warnings inside.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 105 - Words: 399,261 - Reviews: 1661 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 8/15/2012 - [DI Lestrade, Mycroft H.] - Complete
Amalgamation by emmish reviews
*SEQUEL to 'Moonstruck'* - I recommend you read that first to get all the references, not least of all 'Keith' ;) John/Lock established relationship - love, lust, smut, fluff, a pet skunk, marriage and charming silliness!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,626 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
Minutiae: Or 156 Things I Know About You by Atlin Merrick reviews
Here in no particular order: Little truths and tiny facts John and Sherlock have learned about one another over the years. All chapters stand alone. Humor/Slash
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 56 - Words: 85,894 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 1/21/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
Text In The City by johnsarmylady reviews
A series of text conversations between Sherlock and John. Written in collaboration between MapleleafCameo and myself. PLEASE NOTE: THE RATING OF THIS COLLECTION OF TEXTS HAS BEEN CHANGED - NOW RATED M...BECAUSE IT WAS FUN...
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,150 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
Texts: Complete Crack by HidingFromTheSpotlight reviews
About half a dozen cracky, slightly kinky texts... though it's implied only. I regret nothing.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,425 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 7/28/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Text Message by across-the-sun reviews
A series of text message one-shots between John and Sherlock. Most are Johnlock orientated. Other characters will be involved too. Prompts welcome! JOHNLOCK, so if that's not your cup of tea then don't drink it. Enjoy! Rated T for safety but rating could go up for some chapters, depending on what prompts are recieved. Open to any requests!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 85 - Words: 42,646 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 2/22/2013 - John W., Sherlock H.
The Things I Do For You, Sherlock Holmes! by SherlockedSherlockian reviews
John is on holiday in Paris for almost two whole weeks. Sherlock is solving cases in London...alone. But of course, there's one of the world's best inventions at hand to save the day! Emails, of course! But leave your laptop logged into your email account, and a cheeky Scotland Yard inspector might just read them...fluff, fluff...and oh, did I mention? Fluff!
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,183 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
These Little Joys by theclarinetchica reviews
A series of parent!lock one-shots. John and Sherlock have all sorts of shenanigans with their two children, Erin and James. Rated T for John's language
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,253 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 12/18/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
Tactile Functions by SilverMoonPhantom reviews
It wasn't that Sherlock hated sex, in fact, he quite enjoyed it most of it. Watching John come apart like this, it was incredibly interesting. Ace!Sherlock
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,188 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/16/2014 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Closing Time by MapleleafCameo reviews
First meetings, new beginnings. He knows who he wants to take home tonight. Eventual Johnlock. Rated M Chapter 4. Some Other Beginning's End
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,975 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Oh, What a Night by JaydaMorgana reviews
One-shot. Sherlock's feeling a bit down after John's wedding … that is, until he discovers someone's saved a dance for him. Epic bromance.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/6/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Conversation In A Kitchen by johnsarmylady reviews
Body parts in the fridge, experiments in the sink...comes a time when it all gets too much for John. A conversation in poetry - to make up to MrsPencil for previous bad behaviour - sorry :) Rated K
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sherlock - Poetry In Motion by johnsarmylady reviews
A slightly different take on the BBC series
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade
John Watson's Christmas Wish by mattsloved1 reviews
John Watson loved Christmas. This is the third of my Christmas gifts. It has drama, friendship and family feels. Enjoy!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/16/2013 - John W. - Complete
Bits and Pieces and Drabbles by Atlin Merrick reviews
Sherlock and John in wee little dribs and drabs. Short bits of fiction, prompt fills for friends, or just little stories that don't want to grow up to be big stories.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 26,789 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 12/5/2013 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Locked In by Good Old James reviews
Being locked in a confined space with others allows all sorts of things to come to light. Rated M for John's terrible language and things to come... Johnlock, there will soon be a second part, but for now it stands alone as it is.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,089 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 59 - Published: 11/30/2013 - [John W., Sherlock H.] - Complete
Words have power by Morgana-le-Fai reviews
(My 221B 'word prompted' drabbles) Two of what I hope will become many if people enjoy it. Words so far are MISUSE and VIOLIN. Reviews welcomed, and as I said there will be more to come. No pairings really yet but I have some more 221Bs written featuring various pairings so stay tuned.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/25/2013 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H.
Killing Ground by johnsarmylady reviews
An old adversary of Mycroft's is determined to take revenge on the Holmes brothers, and it falls to John - with a little help from some old friends - to prevent London from becoming a madman's killing ground once more. Rated T for language and possible violence.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,114 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 2/12/2013 - John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
Chaos In The Form of a Baby by across-the-sun reviews
Not all chaos is bad chaos, right? Moments in the lives of Sherlock and John with a child. Now a series of different oneshots. Johnlock. Parentlock. Warning: Language. A gift to the wonderful starrysummernights.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,232 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mrs. Hudson, DI Lestrade
Scarecrow by MapleleafCameo reviews
What if your best friend was the monster in the dark? What if he saved your life, but killed to do so? What if you still loved him? Rated M. Eventual Johnlock thank you Taikova for the beautiful commission piece
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,579 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 9/19/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Thing Is by TSylvestrisA reviews
The problem with living with Sherlock, John thought, was that you never, ever knew the significance of anything. Like your flatmate's nose buried in your hair. While you're in bed. Eventual Johnlock. COMPLETE
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 61,629 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 1,086 - Follows: 643 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
The Breath Of All Things by KismetJeska reviews
Dean Winchester was twenty-six when a car accident killed his father and left him paralysed from the waist down. A year and a half later, Dean is in a wheelchair and lives in a care home in Kansas, where he spends his days waiting to die. It's only when Castiel Novak starts volunteering at the care home that Dean starts to wonder if a changed life always equals a ruined one.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 69,187 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 40 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Sam W., Dean W., Jessica M./Jess, Castiel - Complete
The Man Who Never Was by johnsarmylady reviews
It's a very fine line between Genius and Insanity... AU. Rated T - just to be safe. ALERT! REVIEWS HAVE SPOILERS!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,669 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Mischief Managed by johnsarmylady reviews
Sherlock will work as long as it takes to get a mystery solved - John on the other hand will do anything to see that his other half gets some 'down-time' A slightly smutty Johnlock for Mattsloved1 - Rated M to be safe.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Appropriate Time to Have Moral Objections by taylorpotato reviews
Most of the time, Professor Watson knows better than to get involved with his students. That is, until Sherlock shows up. Teenlock/Unilock. Explicit.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
An Exception to the Rule by JaydaMorgana reviews
One-shot, Johnlock. John is dismayed to learn that on the rare occasion Sherlock feels attraction, it's always for the same sort of person. In other words, Sherlock has a 'type', and not of the cuddly, army-doctor variety ...
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,200 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Problem With Polyjuice by thisisforyou reviews
Potterlock and Johnlock. Sherlock steals some Polyjuice Potion from Slughorn's office and uses it to do naughty things to John's body. It's not like John will find out.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,989 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/28/2013 - James S. P., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Hair by Evenlodes Friend reviews
They had been lovers for nearly two months, and the hair moratorium was still in place. To John's complete frustration. Another part of the 'geography of a Shared Life' project. Established Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/26/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Night In 221B by johnsarmylady reviews
When darkness falls in 221B - a non-explicit Johnlock poem, rated M for safety
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The 'Cheeky Boy' by mattsloved1 reviews
Someone is killing reviewers who use a specific website. Sherlock needs to convince the good Doctor Watson to write a review for a certain item so they can catch themselves a murderer.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/3/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Shadow of His Former Self by Evenlodes Friend reviews
Three years after Sherlock's apparent suicide, John gets a call from Greg Lestrade. An unidentified man has been pulled from the Thames, close to death. Can John identify him?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,278 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 9/3/2013 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Missing: One Bear! by mattsloved1 reviews
John bear paced in front of the fireplace. The human residents of 221B Baker Street had left four days earlier and it had been three days since he had last seen his partner. (Fifth in 'The Bear Chronicles.') Sherlock, John and Mrs. Hudson are each mentioned.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,422 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2013 - John W., Sherlock H., Mrs. Hudson - Complete
Unlocked by Edhla reviews
John won't be leaving for his date without his wallet and phone. Gift!fic for the lovely MadameGiry25, and not to be taken terribly seriously :)
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Indispensable by ClassyGirlsWearPearls reviews
John is kidnapped. Sherlock finds this unacceptable.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/11/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] DI Lestrade - Complete
Bees by Bittencupcake reviews
What a silly little online game can cause. Or, Sherlock and Castiel find amusement in capturing bees with bubbles.
Crossover - Supernatural & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Dean W., Castiel, Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Taming of John Watson by taylorpotato reviews
In the aftermath of the Great Game, Sherlock decides it's time to break in the lovely John Watson. Gratuitous smut, whips, chains, and slashy goodness will ensue. (Now complete except for epilogue).
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 126,188 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Private Intrusions by johnsarmylady reviews
Sherlock needs to acquire a licence to work with the police as a private investigator, but bureaucratic problems beset his efforts. A one-shot in answer to Patemalah21's challenge on Mrs Hudson's Kitchen Forum. Rated K plus
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Finding Sherlock by johnsarmylady reviews
John hadn't known why it had to happen - only that it had happened, and he wanted to find his way back to before that day. A 221B companion to Keeping John. Rated T for suggestions of Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Keeping John by johnsarmylady reviews
Sherlock never regretted his decision to 'die' to save John Watson, but oh how he missed him. A 221B. Rated T for suggestions of Johnlock
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Alone Protects Me by MapleleafCameo reviews
Angry with John for getting hurt, Sherlock tries to drive him away. It doesn't work like that when you are in a relationship. Rated T. Established Relationship Happy Birthday MrsNoggin!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
An Apology by MapleleafCameo reviews
Sherlock needs to apologize to John. But first he has to figure out what he did. New chapter for Arty Diane's birthday ! rated K plus
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,790 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 5/26/2013
Tidying Up by mattsloved1 reviews
John comes home to a thoroughly cleaned flat. Or so it seems. This is my 100th posted piece!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Things He Carried by mattsloved1 reviews
While in the army, John had grown accustomed to the heavy patrol pack he had carried everywhere. Now a civilian taking part in a different war, he finds himself burdened once more. (The second of two in a series entitled 'Brothers In Arms.')
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Long Time Coming by Atlin Merrick reviews
Get John and Sherlock engaged they said. It'll be fun they said... Yes, well the first 'incident' occurred six days, eleven hours, and forty-two minutes before they got married; the last about twenty seconds before they walked down the aisle. What happened in between even I don't quite believe. I'm Aurora Aurelia Abbington, the skull on the mantle, and I have another story to tell.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,157 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 8/27/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Different Battlefields by JaydaMorgana reviews
One-shot, Johnlock. John isn't the only one with war wounds. Rated T for self-harm.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Heartfelt Gift by mattsloved1 reviews
It is Sherlock's birthday and John still hasn't found a gift. Something fluffy for starrysummernights' birthday! :-)
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Fall At Your Feet by MapleleafCameo reviews
Sherlock returns hoping to be forgiven. Rated T - because:) - Established relationship Happy Birthday to starrysummernights - this is because of you:)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/22/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
On A Starry Summer Night by johnsarmylady reviews
"Today Scotland Yard announced that Sherlock Holmes has been cleared of any complicity in the kidnap of the children of American Ambassador Rufus Bruel. The announcement came as his friend and blogger Dr John Watson proved conclusively the existance of James Moriarty" A birthday fic for Starrysummernights
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Their Lives Depend on It by jack63kids reviews
Happy Birthday, Starry! A 221B to celebrate your birthday which involves Mycroft being Mycroft, while striving to be a better brother.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Mycroft H. - Complete
Tetchy by MapleleafCameo reviews
Sherlock is upset because John called him tetchy. well he'll show him! Rated T just because. Established relationship.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Melted Man by Evenlodes Friend reviews
A version of ACD's The Crooked Man. An old army friend requests John and Sherlock's help when her husband dies in mysterious circumstances. Emotional revelations ensue. Post reunion, non S3 compliant. Now complete.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,210 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Night by MapleleafCameo reviews
Some nights are filled with worry and sadness. Others are calm and quiet. This is one of the calm ones. A quiet reflective piece for mrspencil for shared cups of virtual tea. Rated K
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/11/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Happiness is a Warm Gun (in Your Mouth) by taylorpotato reviews
Sherlock likes it when John acts like a soldier. He likes it even more when John brings the gun to bed with them. Explicit. Written for kink meme.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,627 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/9/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Final Report by johnsarmylady reviews
Sherlock decides to put John's powers of observation and medical knowledge to the test. Especially for my dear friend MapleleafCameo. Rated M - paranoia strikes again!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Lessons in Interpersonal Relations of a Sexual Nature (ie Foreplay) by dcfg21 reviews
Sherlock requests John's help in understanding what makes people tick. He gets more than he bargained for.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/6/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Life and Death and in Between by MapleleafCameo reviews
Death returns to visit Sherlock once more, this time with some bad news. Maybe. Continuation of my story Between Love and Death. Rated M. Eventual Johnlock
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,611 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Heat by MapleleafCameo reviews
It's too damn hot, but Sherlock knows how to cool John down before things heat up again. For johnsarmylady on her birthday! Pure, absolute smut. Rated M. Johnlock, obviously.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,428 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Dangerous by johnsarmylady reviews
Sherlock receives a text giving him 36 hours to act - 48 hours later a truly horrifying story starts to unfold. Dedicated to Puggle. Rated T
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,264 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
My Reason by xelectrogirlx reviews
'Tell me about Sherlock,' his therapist says gently. 'What do you want me to say' A post-Reichenbach fic. May be triggering for some readers. Angst/romance/hurt/comfort and more. Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,685 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Childlike Tendencies by Cumberbatch Critter reviews
In which Sherlock reverts to being a five-year-old because he's caught a cold. Multi-chapter sick!fic.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,485 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Laptop by johnsarmylady reviews
Driven from the flat by Sherlock's boredom, John wanders the London Streets, fed up and miserable, until he spys an item in a small shop window... Established relationship. Rated T (only mild, implied slash) . A birthday gift for the wonderful MapleleafCameo
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Study in Shagging by taylorpotato reviews
Sherlock Holmes and John Watson walk into a pub... it sounds like the start of a bad joke, but actually it's the start of Sherlock drunkenly deducing John's sexual history. Shameless smut follows shortly thereafter. The Sequel, "Almost Like a Virgin," is now posted.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,434 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Ordinary Day by MapleleafCameo reviews
When you wake up after a long spell of sadness and grief, even an ordinary day can be beautiful. After the Fall. For the incomparable Skyfullofstars. Johnlock/Established relationship. Rated T.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2013 - John W. - Complete
As Time Goes By by mattsloved1 reviews
John had noticed Sherlock looking at himself in the mirror which was odd. It was when the small frowns started to accompany the habit, the doctor felt it was time to have a talk. A Johnlock ficlet for TheGameIsAFootMrsHudson's birthday! No smut, just love. :-)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
Plaster Saint by johnsarmylady reviews
A rainy evening and a minor accident lead to an incident that Sherlock will never let his brother forget! A gift for the wonderful TheGameMrsHudsonIsAfoot - happy birthday
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
X Marks The Spot by johnsarmylady reviews
After 18 Months, John lost something very precious on the cold pavement of a London Street. A 221B Rated K
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
The Truth of the Matter by Dierdre reviews
Ultimately, Sherlock blamed it on the tea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,219 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
Moonstruck by emmish reviews
Sherlock misses John on their 1-year anniversary. Established relationship / JohnLock - fluffy, smutty, stand-alone fic in several short chapters. *Addendum* - Sequel in progress!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,546 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
It's All Fine by Edhla reviews
Lying drugged in bed after the disaster at Irene Adler's, Sherlock tries to explain to John what 'how would you know' means. One-shot. Not Johnlock :)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Irene A. - Complete
Obligatory Romantic Gesture Day by GeniaTheParadox reviews
John knows Sherlock doesn't believe in Valentine's Day, but after three years of expecting nothing he gets a surprise. Shameless fluff, followed by shameless smut.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,841 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Adoration by MapleleafCameo reviews
Sherlock adores John. Plain and simple. Established relationship. Nice bit of fluff smut for my friends mattsloved1. Rated M, just because!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/9/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
My heart by immature-girl reviews
Sherlock gives John a porcelain heart for Valentines's day, hoping its contents will give him solace when needed. Johnlock - established relationship.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Private Universe by MapleleafCameo reviews
Sherlock jumped off of St. Bart's to prevent Moriarty from killing his only friends Mrs. Hudson, DI Lestrade and Molly Hooper. He is lying in a coma. Mycroft has ordered Dr. John Watson to Dream Merge with his brother to find out the truth. Eventual Johnlock/Slash Rated M - Chapter 10 It Feels Like Nothing Matters. Complete. Reviews contain Spoilers!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,826 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 2/23/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
With All My Heart by Quinn Anderson reviews
AU in which every time a person falls in love, a red line like a tally mark appears on their wrist. Sherlock is determined to keep himself from ever gaining one of these marks for fear that love will corrode his mental faculties. Then he meets John Watson. Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,737 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
Keeping A Promise by johnsarmylady reviews
Things weren't always fraught between the Holmes brothers - before the days when caring became a disadvantage. A birthday story for the lovely LUCY36. Rated K
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
A Bearable Adventure by mattsloved1 reviews
Sherlock wants revenge on Mrs. Hudson's new cats. John gets dragged along. No slash. A bear adventure for Lucy36's birthday! (Second of 'The Bear Chronicles.' Also, no bears were harmed in the making of this story. lol)
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Without a Cluedo by MapleleafCameo reviews
John comes home to find Sherlock has taken a unique form of revenge upon the Cluedo set. Part of my Catverse. All you need to know is that Sherlock is a cat & John is a wizard. This is for my lovely friend Lucy36 for her birthday! No Slash - just for you Luce! Rated K plus!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Published: 4/4/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Ribbons by Fauxvol reviews
There are rivulets of blood going down his legs, tickling the delicate skin of his inner thighs. His body is streaked with red, bright lines that follow the contours of his figure and wrap around him like long ribbons. Binding him. Trapping him.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Gift Of Hope by johnsarmylady reviews
A hiatus 221B story of hope, written as a gift to say THANK YOU to Innenlebenaussenwelt for her briliant translating skills. Rated K plus for safety.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Ottery St Sherlock and the Game of Great Gain by superwholockian96 reviews
In my English class we had to write children's stories. I was so proud of my idea that I decided to upload it here. For children, if the Sherlock characters were animals. Characters include Ottery St. Sherlock, Hedgehog Jawn, Mycroft Otter, Greg LeDog, Mrs. Pupson, Molly Mouse, Jim Gecko, and Anderson and Donnovan Dung-Beetle. WARNING: CONTAINS ABSURD AMOUNTS OF CUTENESS.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Sherlock H. - Complete
In A Name by MapleleafCameo reviews
Of all the ways Sherlock says John's name, one is his favourite. A slashy birthday present for Mattsloved1. Rated T
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Published: 4/1/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
First Blush by 123AKM456 reviews
Never tried a 221B before and this is the result of late night/ early morning and thinking pervy! It is straight smut but not graphically detailed because of the length restrictions. Still, if it was all pleasing: Review. Thank you!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Reflections of Romance in Summer by mattsloved1 reviews
The boys have been apart for a week. Sherlock waits for John to arrive. The second half of a two part story written with MapleLeafCameo. She wrote Part 1 - Reflections of Romance in Spring. Make sure you read it first! Established relationship. A little bit of slashy goodness. :-D
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/29/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Reflections of Romance in Spring by MapleleafCameo reviews
A romantic little story on a sunny spring day. A two part story written with mattsloved1. She wrote part 2 - Reflections of Romance in Summer - Go read it next! Established relationship. A little bit of slashy goodness. Rated T
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/29/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Tangible Memories by mattsloved1 reviews
John saves photos of Sherlock on his phone. The detective asks why. This is an established relationship. However, there is nothing physical in it, only lots and lots of fluff with the boys old together in Sussex at the end. :-)
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Data, data, data by GarrettJacobHobnobs reviews
John spends an evening with Sherlock and things take an unexpected turn. Teen!Johnlock, fluff. Just a one shot I wrote a while ago.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,921 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Soldier and the Scarf by teabizarre reviews
John Watson is in love with someone and Sherlock can't figure out with who. Oneshot; Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,773 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Pain Relief by johnsarmylady reviews
After capturing a killer, Sherlock administers his own special brand of pain relief to John. Mild yet shameless slash! Rated T - because I'm paranoid!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
So He Plays by writersmoon reviews
Sherlock knows that any violinist could sooth John back to sleep, but he still plays. But what happens when he isn't the one playing? Probably very fluffy!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Hold Fast to Dreams by BroadwayStarletQueen reviews
Sherlock can't believe that John thinks it's all a dream, but he's willing to play along. If he can give John something to hold on to while he's off making the world safe for the both of them, it might save them both.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,279 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Just a Kiss by Emma Grant reviews
Five times John and Sherlock kissed for a case, and one time they kissed for real. Note that this is the non-explicit version of this fic. The explicit version (which has an additional chapter) can be found on my AO3 page (linked in my profile).
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,432 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/13/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Backup Drive by Dlvvanzor reviews
Before Sherlock deletes personal information, he writes it down in his "Personal Backup Drive," just in case he needs it back someday. Some things, however, won't delete. Like Victor Trevor, for example. And John. Johnlock, oneshot.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,553 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Alarmed by RosaPotentis reviews
Set after Scandal in Belgravia. John asks Sherlock about Mycroft's snide remarks, and it goes from there. All smut, no plot. Second chapter added by popular demand.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,053 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Milestone by GeniaTheParadox reviews
Tiny little parent!lock drabble. John misses an important milestone in baby Hamish's life.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/4/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
How Sherlock Says 'I Love You' by cloudtunnel reviews
Sherlock has many ways to say those three words and John loves every way that Sherlock could say them.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Instances by Riddelly reviews
Their relationship is crafted of complexity, with a hundred sides and a thousand layers. 100 Theme Challenge, Johnlock-centric.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 100 - Words: 59,747 - Reviews: 684 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Made and Remade the Necklace of Songs by littleblackdog reviews
Soulmate AU; Thorin/Bilbo romance. In a Middle Earth where dwarves dream of Heartsongs and hobbits carry the name of their fated partner as private Mark, Bilbo Baggins had never been able to properly translate the strange rows of runes inscribed on his wrist. And likewise, Thorin Oakenshield had never imagined he would hear the voice of his Heartsong from a fussy little hobbit.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,433 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 1,076 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Movie Night by potterwholock23 reviews
Sherlock blows something up and they decide to watch a movie. My first fic. And I suck at summaries. Rated T just because I'm paranoid.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
John! What the hell is this? by A-Thieving-magpie reviews
A short domestic Johnlock one-shot in which John gets a cat and Sherlock is not all too pleased about it.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Never Tear Us Apart by johnsarmylady reviews
It took a near death experience to give Sherlock the courage to admit what he had known almost from the start, and for John to reconsider the life he always imagined he had wanted. Rated M for later Adult themes, and be prepared for possible angst...
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,665 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 12/22/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Flame by MapleleafCameo reviews
An exploration of flame, heat, passion. Johnlock Slash Rated M For Serinah - Happy Birthday!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/15/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
However Improbable by Glass Umbrella reviews
Our story begins when Sherlock and John have a bit of a row over some handcuffs that ends in John, well, taking Sherlock's virginity. Contains vivid male nudity, unbridled sexual fantasy, and bickering during sex. You're welcome.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,362 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 11/12/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Tenderness by johnsarmylady reviews
John should have known better than to choose this particular song. Rated T for angst and mild slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/11/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Feeding Sherlock by Atlin Merrick reviews
Sherlock habitually starved himself of everything: Food, sleep, sex. Fortunately John finally figured out how to get Sherlock to eat. To want to eat. To absolutely love it.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,713 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
There Is Never Jealousy Where There Is Not Strong Regard by mattsloved1 reviews
An old friend of John's comes to visit. While having tea, John sees a smirk on his friend's face and soon realises Sherlock is sitting a great deal closer to him than he was when they first sat down. ;-)
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
New Tricks by Fauxvol reviews
Sherlock is hiding at Molly's flat shortly after The Fall. To pass the time, he tries to teach Toby (Molly's cat) a new trick. For a kinkmeme prompt.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Molly Hooper, Sherlock H. - Complete
The Pineapple Incident by Fauxvol reviews
A pineapple appears in 221B and no one can explain where it came from. Inspired by the episode "The Pineapple Incident" (ep10, s1) of the series 'How I Met Your Mother". This story is written as a post in John's blog. For an anonymous kinkmeme prompt.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Stars Move Still by BeautifulFiction reviews
"What could I want so desperately that would make me sell my soul? What could possibly compel me to surrender the part of myself that makes me who I am: the source of my magic, my self-control, everything?" magical-Realism, Eventual John/Sherlock
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 99,337 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 11/30/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
For My Friends by johnsarmylady reviews
Three years after the Fall, and Sherlock comes home to Baker Street, bringing Greg along to help break the news. The reception he gets isn't quite what he expected. Rated T - Mild slash
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Definition of Love by Living in a fantasy reviews
Five times Sherlock said "I love you" and one time John said it back.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,490 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Up Against the Wall by ScarlettWatson reviews
Sherlock gets annoyed when John is not paying him enough attention, and John makes it up to him.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,952 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
Timeless Moments by LoyalNerdWP reviews
Tonight he's thinking, but it's definitely not about old summers and the Red Lights District.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,040 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Is It Really Twenty Years? by mattsloved1 reviews
John looks at a bill one day and realises he and Sherlock have known one another for twenty years. A gift for Jack63kids. It was supposed to be a 221B but we know how those sneaky things like to elude me! No slash.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Obituaries by Belldere reviews
Sherlock's hobby of scanning the obituaries page in the newspaper for mysterious deaths turns out to be problematic during his three year hiatus when he hits a snag by the name of John.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Sweat by mazarin reviews
John must be naturally heat-tolerant...and three years stationed near a desert probably increased his ability to deal with the heat tenfold. But his cool poise in the hottest part of the summer irks Sherlock's stretched nerves in a way he can't define, and in the certainty of a great idea that only comes in the middle of the night Sherlock is determined to make John sweat. Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,838 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Kitten by Khanlock Holmes reviews
John comes home to Baker Street, to find that Sherlock has taken in a kitten.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Real Sherlock Holmes by Karen Rhine reviews
Sherlock Holmes had been called many things over the years. Most of them, John had come to find out, were completely and utterly wrong. One shot, little blurb of fluff. :3 Johnlock
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/12/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Tell Me More About This Book by DarkMetropolis reviews
Immediately following Mycroft's first visit to Scotland Yard Lestrade explains to Donovan his plans for that Holmes man: "Our babies will be smart and beautiful".
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/12/2013 - DI Lestrade, Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
Fugitive Moon by johnsarmylady reviews
A full moon can play tricks on your eyes. A hiatus 221B in response to AlessNox's SHERLOCK LUNAR CHALLENGE in Mrs Hudson's Kitchen. Rated K
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Get Off by KimieArato reviews
Sherlock is baffled in a current case consisting of a sex offender. Needing to get his head in the game, Sherlock experiments, but ends up with an audience. Inspired by "I Get Off" by Halestorm (listening to it on repeat, over and over and over) Not the first Sherlock fic I've written, but the first I've posted. Possibly will have other chapters, because the song says so.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,891 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
Happy Birthday Sherlock! by MmmDemCheesebuns reviews
Today is Sherlock Holmes' birthday so commerate the day I wrote a fluffy Sherlock Birthday Fic. Johnlock. Oneshot - read it i am not good at summaries ok? ok. It's really really fluffy
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,208 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
When it's Wrong by IShouldBeOverThis reviews
John wonders if sex ruins the friendship.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The infinite number of times Sherlock kisses John by novusluna reviews
And the 1 time John returns the favor. Everyone else stops and stares and makes increasingly unhelpful comments. Johnlock. Mentions of Mycroft, Lestrade, Molly and pretty much everyone else in the Sherlock universe.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,414 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 11/23/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Deeper Silence by CaffieneKitty reviews
Sherlock works on a crisis line for five minutes. In that time, something he never expected happens. WARNING: Suicidal themes. Not humour.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,006 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Bravery Is By Far The Kindest Word by johnsarmylady reviews
When a case goes horribly wrong, John is determined to make sure that Sherlock gets out alive no matter what the cost. Rated T for content and bad language. No Slash. One-shot.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,164 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/28/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Angel With A Fiddle by RemyDico5 reviews
On the night before John is to be deployed to Germany, he goes with his mates to a Carnival where he meets an extraordinary man. Written for Chibistarlyte for the Sherlock Secret Santa on Tumblr.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,556 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Honest Question by Redderhead reviews
Harmless Johnlock between two grown men. Exactly what it says on the tin; John poses a question and Sherlock answers as per usual. Mild rating!
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Auction by Redderhead reviews
JOHNLOCK - A Human Auction commences at a Charity Police Evening. Who will be auctioned, and more importantly; who will win? Rated T for safety.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,380 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
I've Just Seen A Face by RemyDico5 reviews
You didn't book Sherlock Holmes; he booked you. You didn't arrange meetings with Sherlock Holmes, he texted you an address and you had better be there on time. Everyone in the fashion world knew how this went. So when John got a text from an unknown number, that said 221B Baker Street, come at once if convenient. –SH, he knew better than to ignore it.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,024 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/18/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Let Me Distract You For A While by DarkMetropolis reviews
Sherlock took John with him in A Study in Pink because he realised John was suicidal and should not be left alone.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
For The Record by DarkMetropolis reviews
"Younger me would be incredibly proud" Greg comments as he stares towards the wall opposite them, a look of serious pride etched into his features. "I'm sorry?" Mycroft responds with a light frown, for once not following the line of conversation. A round of mind-blowing sex can do that to a person, even a Holmes. "I just 'fucked the government'"
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
The Waiting is the Worst Part by LoyalNerdWP reviews
"If a clock could count down to the moment you meet your soul mate, would you want to know?"
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,320 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 43 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sweet Tooth by LadiElayne reviews
In hopes of getting Sherlock to succumb to his more primal urges, John tempts him with a variety of fun flavors!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,984 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sherlock Advent Calendar 2011 by Atlin Merrick reviews
What sort of sexy shenanigans and tender tomfoolery did John and Sherlock get up to in 2011?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,373 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/3/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
No, Me First by The Wayward Angel reviews
"It doesn't sound good like that Sherlock." "Well, your way sounds worse." "It does not." "Does." It's a childish game of 'no, me first' between two intelligent and mature grown men. -drabble, reviews are love
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Though I Do Not Know the Way by positivelymeteoric reviews
He hasn't told John this, but it's his aim to know everything about him, until he can describe the way that John's hair slides from blond to gray or the way that John laughs, warm and steady, when Sherlock does something he likes, as easily as he can rattle off the markers of time of death.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,978 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Birds and the Bees by ClassyGirlsWearPearls reviews
The five times that John and Sherlock managed to right themselves before their son Hamish walked in on them doing the nasty and the one time they didn't. There will be man sex. You've been warned.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,605 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 11/25/2012 - [John W., Sherlock H.] OC - Complete
Waking with you by change-it-all reviews
It was awfully sentimental of him, and God did John know it, but the best part of waking up for the doctor was the fact that he got to share it with the detective lying next to him- Just some Johnlock smutty goodness to sweeten your tea
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,978 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Shelter by lirodendron reviews
A portrait of a friendship moving into a romance, and of trying to figure out how hold on when everything you have begins to fall apart. Rated NC-17: drug use/explicit sexual content, marking as possible dubious consent to be safe. Contains case-related violence and (trigger warning!) depictions of self-harm. Johnlock, as always.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,966 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 11/20/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Just Transport by izzygone reviews
"Don't move. Don't turn around. Don't even look at me." Sherlock felt something pointed against his back. A gun. *Warning for mild dub con and gun play.*
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,981 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Realization by theconsultingtardisbananaangel reviews
John gets a strange text from Sherlock. Hilarity (And Lemon) ensues.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Let Go by thisisforyou reviews
In the end, separating John's things from Sherlock's amid the chaos spread like rubble through the sitting room is like separating a limpet from a wet rock. Especially when the rock is clinging on for dear life, because Sherlock doesn't want to let go. Johnlock. Oneshot.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,974 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/22/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Date by MarMoo.12 reviews
In which Sherlock does his extreme observational analysis about one of John's dates, but it ends with a (predictable) surprise! Fluffity Fluff. Johnlock. Enjoy!
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Bad Dogs Last Longer by myswordfishmind reviews
After Sherlock spends a whole evening with John in a suit he decides enough is enough. He will take what is his. (Warnings: Suit porn, bondage, a biiiit of knifeplay)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,891 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Keeper of Things by myswordfishmind reviews
Sherlock, now an eighty-seven year old man, tends to his bees whilst thinking about the life, and the man, that has lead him to this place and time. Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,851 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
lick the sweat off your intellect by myswordfishmind reviews
If John has to look at Sherlock strut around the flat in just a towel one more time, he's going to snap.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,894 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/21/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Sherlock: Five Times Sherlock Confessed by IBegToDreamAndDiffer reviews
... and one time Greg did. Inspired by a post on Tumblr. See warnings inside.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,905 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 11/18/2012 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H. - Complete
In The Right Light by srakatsz221 reviews
"Oh, yes. American football with a side of dancing. I had almost deleted it." John strikes up an unlikely friendship with the boy that runs lights. Theater Teen!lock. Features American!John and Techie!Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,517 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/18/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Mrs Hudson Knows by CowMow reviews
For Alejandra. Just a small ficlet I needed to get out. Title says all. Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/15/2012
Surrounded by JezebelGoldstone reviews
John doesn't figure out why Sherlock's height bothers him until they've been kissing every now and again for two weeks. Turns out there's a delightful way to take care of the problem. Johnlock. Fluffy almost-PWP.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,305 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/12/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Things You Should Know by Anowen18 reviews
Lestrade needs a place to stay for a few days. He asks John if he can stay at Baker Street, but John's going to be out of town. The resulting e-mails. UPDATE: Now translated to Russian here: www. ficbook. net/readfic/892392 and translated to Polish here: /s/9460806/1/Things-You-Should-Know-PL
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 7/3/2012 - DI Lestrade, John W. - Complete
Love, and Other Unspeakable Things by lirodendron reviews
Post Baskerville through after Reichenbach, charting the course of John and Sherlock's developing relationship, Sherlock's death, and their eventual reunion. Graphic sexual content, Johnlock all over the place. Depictions of unsafe sex/unhealthy sexual behaviour, references to drug use. NC-17.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,720 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/8/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
HomeComing by Cor Scorpii reviews
AU. John and Sherlock had been inseparable since they were young boys, but John had always planned on going to the military to become an army doctor. Sherlock encourages him to go, but can he survive such a long separation? Sort of a reverse reichenback feels.. Enjoy!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,409 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Halloween at 221B by ForeverShippingJohnlock reviews
John and Sherlock are carving pumpkins and Sherlock is none too pleased. However, things start to heat up as John inadvertently starts a war consisting of the throwing of pumpkin guts.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Nightwatch by chocolamousse reviews
221B Baker Street, a bedroom, at night. Before the Fall.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Not Exactly Age Appropriate by GeniaTheParadox reviews
Just a little parent!lock drabble. John doesn't think a game of 'crime scene' is very appropriate for four year old Hamish to be playing. But Sherlock thinks it's great.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/19/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Just His Kind of Day by MianaRazta reviews
"You two are certainly not helping fangirling over some futile celebrity." Sherlock said with a cold smile. "Oi!" Lestrade called, not really taking offense in it. "Fangirling? Last I checked I was not a girl." "You were surely acting like one, Detective Inspector." "Oh shut up, Sherlock! It's fucking John Watson, what do you expect?" (It's corrected and beta'ed now.)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Follower by MapleleafCameo reviews
One night something unexpected follows John home. A little spooky silly story for an October night. Rated T. Not Slash. Reviews contain spoilers.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,647 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/15/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Can't Let You Steal My Heart by thisisforyou reviews
COMPLETE! Sherlock Holmes has been beaten by precisely four people in his extensive career. John Watson is NOT about to become number five. S/J, rating for ch.14 only. Everything's nice and cheerful and fluffy until it isn't.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,919 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 10/19/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Hide and Go Seek by hifunctioning reviews
John discovered a new way to distract Sherlock from his boredom, which is exactly what it says on the tin. It didn't always work out perfectly. But sometimes, it did. Slash, sexy times but not explicit.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,431 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/13/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Lifted by theyleaveanote reviews
One evening after working on a case, Sherlock and John end up stuck in the Scotland Yard elevator together for quite a bit of time. How might they pass it? How might their sex be different in the harshly lit semi-public space of the lift? Rated M for naughty reasons. Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,792 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Given In Evidence by verityburns reviews
Coming back from the dead can be a complicated business. With a new case on the horizon, rebuilding a life is one thing... rebuilding a friendship quite another. For Sherlock and John, things may never be just the same... Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 19 - Words: 101,640 - Reviews: 1643 - Favs: 1,749 - Follows: 1,073 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Judging By the State of His Pants by gwenweybourne reviews
Third-prize-winner in the Fuck Yeah Johnlock Fanfic Red Pants contest! John insists on doing his own laundry. In private. Sherlock decides to investigate why. Inspired by Reapersun's red pants meme.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,664 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Man No One Liked by IShouldBeOverThis reviews
NOW COMPLETE AU Casefic: November, 1913, Doctor Watson is invited to the country house of his distant relation, Lord Lestrade. He and the footman, Holmes, who has been assigned as his valet for the weekend, are instantly attracted to one another, but be
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 70,821 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Aisle Six by esplanade reviews
Idea from this prompt from ilegzz on Tumblr: "Ok. So sherlock and john meet at a Tesco. Sherlock lives on his own and has NO IDEA whats the deal with all the milk brands and types and he knows mycroft told him something about them… Then John comes in and tells him something like "u should get this one" And walks away… Sherlock then stalks John all the time while at the Tesco."
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,293 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Dare Not by lirodendron reviews
Post-Reichenbach. One shot. John's thoughts after Sherlock's death. Primarily a character study vignette.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Lifted Up, Crashing Down by MapleleafCameo reviews
From first meeting to fall John's thoughts on Sherlock. Slash
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/15/2012 - John W. - Complete
A Rough Estimate by hifunctioning reviews
Of course Sherlock is jealous and possessive. But this John ain't having it. Angst, romantic feels and sexy times ensue.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,733 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Steppin' Out by Sherlockfan12 reviews
John is all dressed up tonight, but just who is he really dressed up for? Slash, Johnlock
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,691 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/14/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Short Guide to Displaying Affection by Principessa Di Morte reviews
There are a thousand ways to tell someone you love them, only a few of which are vocal. Making tea for the object of your affection, for instance. Or not complaining about violin music at three AM. Or, of course, taking a bullet for them.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Great Sex Olympics of 221B by XistentialAngst reviews
John Watson thinks Sherlock Holmes should admit that he, Watson, is more of an expert on sex than Sherlock is. But Sherlock refuses to concede the point. He comes up with an experiment plan to resolve the issue. But sometimes even the best thought-out scientific study has unexpected consequences. Follow my m/m romance at
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 61,081 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Notes by Kryptaria reviews
It had begun innocuously enough, when Sherlock had found a scrap of paper under the armchair that had become reserved solely for John's use. Sherlock Holmes, it read, with 221B Baker Street underneath.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,858 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Follow the Evidence by JezebelGoldstone reviews
Sherlock steals evidence. Lestrade threatens to cut him off murder cases unless he gives it back. Faced with a severe blow to The Work, Sherlock grits his teeth and offers a compromise: he'll tell Lestrade why he stole each and every piece of evidence, and Lestrade can then decide if he gets to keep it. Johnlock. Humor/Romance/Fluff/Drama. Rated for swearing, and, er, romance.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,160 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Voice Like Thunder by JezebelGoldstone reviews
It's thundering over 221B, and John wonders why he's never seen Sherlock during a storm before. But shouldn't John be the one who doesn't like the sound of thunder? Johnlock. Fluff. For the johnlockchallenges on tumblr September prompt.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,165 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/24/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Tea Like Yours by Bracket the Indecie reviews
SH/JW. Sherlock allows John to take him into the realm of feelings and emotions, but this bond is used as a weapon against the detective by Moriarty when he kidnaps John. Rated M for violence, torture and sweet smut at the end. Cover image by br0-harry used with permission .
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 111,018 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Unravelling Sherlock by Kr-NL reviews
John's curiosity is triggered by the simplest of the comments: 'Don't be alarmed... it has to do with sex', and Sherlock's quick reply 'Sex doesn't alarm me.' This fanfiction will remain true to the story, using John's blog as reference, might contain some references to the books as well.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 144,589 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
John's Drawers by JezebelGoldstone reviews
Sherlock snoops through John's drawers and finds something. . . unexpected. Silly, fluffy, ridiculous fic. Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,898 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/13/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Form and Function by hifunctioning reviews
Sherlock is bored, irritated, and frustrated, and decides to take it out on John. By the time he realizes he's in over his head, it's too late. Smut, angst, and also romantic feels. Starts out pretty Dom!Sherlock but ends up somewhere else.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,060 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Five For Science, One for Love by firegirl56 reviews
Five times Sherlock kisses John for scientific purposes, and one time he doesn't.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,834 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/7/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
In the Alley by Meowbowwow reviews
SMUT. Sherlock and John in the alley, as poor Lestrade is unaware of the things going behind his back. And the rains. And dirty talks. And wall sex. Top!Sherlock
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,735 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Jealous Much by GeniaTheParadox reviews
Smutty little one-shot with basically no plot. Sherlock gets jealous when a client flirts with John.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,647 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
That One Time by I Dont Know What Im Doing reviews
A collection of random one-shots about Sherlock & John and their very not normal relationship. JohnLock, Established relationship, romance/humor. Rated M for certain chapters.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,235 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Fraud by emmish reviews
Sherlock tests John. Long-suffering Doctor W and a very devious Sherlock. *Pre/Post-JohnLock*
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,979 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 4/12/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
To Light Another's Path by BeautifulFiction reviews
Teaching John to observe seems to be a losing battle, but when Sherlock falls ill and submits himself to John's care, will he realise that there is more to life than the science of deduction? Meanwhile, there is a murder to solve, and John must try and convince Sherlock not to sacrifice his own health for the sake of the case. Eventual J/S hurt/comfort case fic.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 131,223 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Mine by oftigersandmagpies reviews
John goes on a date. Sherlock is displeased. NSFW. Sherlock/John.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,100 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 51 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Afghanistan Comes Home by hjohn302 reviews
"Based on John's posture and reaction to what he read in the newspaper, it must be related to his military service. Based on his response to the phone call, it was a Bit Not Good." John hadn't talked for nearly two days, hardly ate, hadn't slept well since he got the phone call, and had been avoiding Sherlock. He wasn't fine. COMPLETE. (In Between 'verse) Rated for some violence.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,422 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 7/4/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Night in the Cold by oftigersandmagpies reviews
Sherlock and John are forced to take a long journey for a case. Things don't go as exactly planned. NSFW. Sherlock/John.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,986 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Judging a book by its cover by inkinmyheartandonthepage reviews
One-shot:What if Sherlock and John had been together in the early days and Lestrade and his team are surprised that Sherlock is involved romantically with John? Established John/Sherlock. Slash. Rated T for safty!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,794 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 999 - Follows: 409 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sherlock Reveals His Favourite Colour by mattsloved1 reviews
In a game of Truth or Dare with John, Sherlock has to share his favourite colour. John wasn't expecting the answer, or reason, he got.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Frog Prince by rosenritter reviews
The 1st epilogue to "Expectations" - reading that first is recommended but maybe not necessary. Absalom Holmes has inherited John's heart and Sherlock's curiosity. Not the easiest combination of traits when it comes to dealing with big changes and the harder facts of life. Alpha/Beta/Omegaverse, implied mpreg past and otherwise , slice of life, kidfic, fluffier than candyfloss.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,897 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 7/14/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
It All Comes Out In The Wash by JGRhodes reviews
It's not unusual for John to find something...interesting...in the laundry. Today, though, tops all the days before. Written for a prompt: Laundry Baskets.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Pants Required At All Times by mattsloved1 reviews
A 221B about John dealing with Sherlock during a heat wave.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
My Turn by Anowen18 reviews
A few scenes from the lives of the Holmes boys as they grew up, including Sherlock's first day of school, a long car ride, and pirates!
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,921 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
School For Scandal by rubberbird reviews
John/Sherlock. Sherlock lusts from afar. John tries hard to fool himself. High school AU. Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 224,365 - Reviews: 1559 - Favs: 2,353 - Follows: 1,551 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Here You Are by emilyherondale reviews
Sherlock asks John to send a text for him as usual . But this text is an invitation for a date...and john finds himself jealous and, of course, he has no idea why .
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/15/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
A Box Full of Johnlock by Quinn Anderson reviews
The five times Sherlock was in a box, and the one time John crawled in after him. Some of the boxes may surprise you. Johnlock, fluff, smut.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,323 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 62 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Draught of Sunshine by daysofstorm reviews
John and Sherlock are in Winchester to take a break from their recent run-ins with Moriarty; and to spend some time with each other.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,405 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Changing The Rules by xelectrogirlx reviews
Tension is rising between Sherlock and John. Then something happens which makes both realise exactly what they have and what they have to fight for. Warnings inside. Rating WILL go up for later chapters. Sherlock/John eventual slash
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 176,601 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
What Meets the Eye by worldaccordingtofangirls reviews
Amnesia is just another case to solve. In fact, it's a challenge that Sherlock could even enjoy. It's easy, really; he can deduce it all. The tottering old lady is his housekeeper. The man with the silver hair, his boss. The worried girl..infatuated. And as for John Watson? His husband. Obviously.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,429 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 1,084 - Follows: 95 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Message for Sherlock Holmes by Chloe Winchester reviews
"John!" His arms were chained above his head, tape over his mouth, his undershirt drenched in sweat and blood, naked from the waist down, trembling. "John, please, wake up!" "No! No more! SHERLOCK, HELP ME!" JOHNLOCK M for violence and language.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,394 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Ten Qualities of a Good Relationship by 1-800-SHDWRLM reviews
Sherlock and John certainly do possess all of them. Johnlock, rated for sexual themes. Hey, tell me if you want me to expand on any of the ten in a review. I'll see what I can do.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,222 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Case of the Teddy Interrogation by Yarsian reviews
Young Hamish Watson-Holmes creates a crime scene out of his stuffed animals.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,826 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sympathy for the Devil and Mycroft Holmes by scifigrl47 reviews
Mycroft has always protected his younger brother, but there are some things he just can't control. Sherlock's relationship with John Watson is one of them. Set during the first two seasons of Sherlock, with all the spoilers that would entail.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,535 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Mycroft H. - Complete
Non Dimenticar by thisisforyou reviews
Leaving a dead body behind them, John and Sherlock must run from angry relatives and policemen, remember what they used to mean to each other, get hold of Mycroft to sort things out, and maybe fall in love if there's time. Post-return. M for smut.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,619 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Danny by TheWalrusAndThePenguin reviews
John and Sherlock are still in the 'honeymoon' phase of their relationship when John finds out that he has a son. Angsty, fluffy and lots of John/Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,549 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 1/31/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
Control, Alt, Delete by Mirith Griffin reviews
If you could delete everything except what was really important, would you? Sherlock and John explore the question and each other. Rated M for Men Going at It and crazy amounts of angst. Inspired by season one.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 83,739 - Reviews: 1604 - Favs: 1,479 - Follows: 818 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sick Fic by LittlePippin76 reviews
Sick Fics are my guiltiest pleasure. I've read many, so if you've written one, you've inspired me. This is my take on how I think Sherlock would react to a poor poorly John. Characters are not mine. Have fun.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 43 - Words: 121,000 - Reviews: 1327 - Favs: 935 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 8/26/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Text Me When It's Over by immaculately-flawed reviews
After the fall Sherlock starts writing texts to John. Of course, he never sends them... Until he does by accident. Post Reichenbach fic but not angsty.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 1,485 - Follows: 148 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
So Much For This Battle by Anonymous Plume reviews
Unbeknownst to John, he kind of just broke Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,062 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Gift by AGirloftheSouth reviews
A birthday present for mattsloved1. It's Sherlock's birthday and John is getting him a gift. Established relationship and general fluff.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/31/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
John Watson, Bachelor by Rayonea reviews
For those of you who aren't up-to-date on their Reality TV schedules, Monday night is The Bachelor night. This season, John Watson is the bachelor. Tonight, our journey comes to a close.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 143,563 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 1/16/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
The Long Lonely Road by Redderhead reviews
The Land Rover Breaks down on the lonely moor and opens time for an experiment. JOHNLOCK. First kiss fic. As usual I do not claim to owning anything! Please, if this is not your thing- don't read!
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,511 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Browsing The Archives by Handful of Silence reviews
Lestrade and some of the Yarders secretly write fanfiction about the world's only consulting detective and his flatmate. It turns out that they're not the only ones. Johnlock, Mystrade.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,960 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 43 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Prior Arrangements by PoisonMistress reviews
John finally gets himself engaged, but unfortunately for him the Holmes brothers have other plans, and those involve him staying with Sherlock, and falling in love with him. Eventual John/Sherlock. Complete.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 41,243 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Domestic by Driffta reviews
John and Sherlock are just starting to settle down into a routine, learning what it is like to be together without shagging every second possible. Everything seems to be going well until the post comes and they have a row. Another Calabash & Driffta fic.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,412 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
I Can't Lose You Now by Lastew reviews
When Sherlock gets back, he finds a folder on John's laptop. In it are letters John wrote to Sherlock at the behest of Ella so he could work through his grief. Until he read them, Sherlock had no idea how deeply he'd hurt John.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,472 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Breakfast by I.Weave.Dreams reviews
Sherlock tries to make John breakfast in bed. Sherlock can't cook. These are the results.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Matchmaker, Matchmaker by Vash The Humanoid Sunshower reviews
For SherlockBBCfic prompt: Sherlock, upon discovering that John is bisexual but has sworn off men, makes it his mission to set John up on various dates to help him find the perfect man. Hilarity ensues. S/J: Pre-slash/Slash Last chapter up!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 67,623 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 1,285 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Dog Days by Cor Scorpii reviews
Post Fall. John is having a hard time coping, but could a suggestion from his therapist be the solution to his problems?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,890 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/21/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Just One Text by Driffta reviews
John and Sherlock are best friends, if they don't see each other much they just text throughout day. They never tried changing their relationship to a more romantic one; that all changes when Sherlock finds a file named S.H. and sends John a text.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,037 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 33 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
People Might Talk by Lastew reviews
What might have happened if Moriarty hadn't come back to the pool at the end of The Great Game and Sherlock and John kept up that flirting?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,036 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Hold it Against Me by ArwendeImladris reviews
Sherlock wages a campaign against John. It involves the requisite statements of interest as gleaned from the internet , affectionate monikers, and properly packaging and labeling his experiments. John, as always, patiently waits out the craziness.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/3/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The No Longer Secret Conversations between by ArwendeImladris reviews
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. John H. Watson's Chair. J/S pre-slash. Sherlock talks to John when he's not there, and John is tired of missing important information. He sets his laptop webcam to record when he leaves. The footage is... revealing.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,923 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 56 - Published: 2/1/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Reboot by gwenweybourne reviews
Sequel to "Intolerable. Ludicrous. Incredible." Sherlock's sexual awakening gives John more than he bargains for. Cuddles, fluff, traumatizing Mrs. Hudson and Sally Donovan. Pre-Reichenbach.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,479 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Homecoming by PeaceRoseG'ladheon reviews
Sherlock always has, and always will be alone. Or so the Scotland Yard thought, until a soldier, just back from Afghanistan, appears at one of the crime scenes, looking for a Sherlock Holmes. For detectives, they're terrible at making accurate deductions.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,002 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 1,605 - Follows: 165 - Published: 1/21/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Speedball by Coragyps reviews
Even after all this time, Sherlock still doesn't want John to know. Est. relationship: warning, discussion of drug abuse.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,452 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Price of Fame by Lastew reviews
Written for a prompt: Now that John and Sherlock are an internet phenomenon, fan sites devoted to them are cropping up. What happens when they find a few? And how will they react to fan fiction that pairs them together? Pre-slash to slash
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,460 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 61 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Dangerous Assumptions by Coragyps reviews
Sherlock attempts to discover what he wants and needs from John. Also, keep them both from getting killed. And also cover up a murder ...
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,867 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 6/28/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Shhhhhh! by Atlin Merrick reviews
Their trousers were at their ankles, the library was quiet, and John's motivation was clear: For every multi-syllable word he used correctly, Sherlock would reward him with one balls-deep thrust. Quick…what's a six syllable word for oh-dear-god-yes?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/5/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Lost and Found by Anonymous Eli reviews
A badly injured Sherlock waits for help to arrive. Naturally, he's more concerned with the whereabouts of his scarf.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,433 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 1,808 - Follows: 163 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Mycroft's Gift To John And Sherlock by xFutureDreamingx reviews
It's Christmas at 221b Baker Street and John is about to open his gift from Mycroft. What is it about the present that has John blushing furiously and trying to hide it away from Sherlock? And will it bring about unexpected, yet delightful, results? S/J
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/19/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Cold Snap by Mirith Griffin reviews
"The Mayo Clinic prescription for hypothermia is this: Tea. Blanket fort. Sex. All right, it doesn't come right out and say that on the website. But Sherlock can read between the lines." A prequel to "Heat Wave."
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,132 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Untouchable by CKerased reviews
Sherlock bets John that he can talk him into a climax without any sort of physical stimulus. John accepts the challenge. Established relationship. Slash. One-shot.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Top Tips to Keep him Keen by tsukinoblossom reviews
Sherlock worries his fairly new relationship is in trouble. He goes to Mrs. Hudson for advice. Mrs. Hudson apparently goes to Cosmopolitan magazine for advice. Fluffy and silly, but not as cracky as it sounds. Rated T for cursing and insinuations of sex.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,902 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/10/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Focus by ScopesMonkey reviews
John gets glasses.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,468 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 38 - Published: 10/9/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Suck by Atlin Merrick reviews
It was unquestionably the most pornographic thing John had ever done, and yet it was as quiet and gentle as god damn kittens. Something happens during John and Sherlock's unexpected vacation. Other than food poisoning. And a possible aneurysm.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,693 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/29/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Common Grounds by couchbarnacle reviews
John Watson is working at Holmes Manor for the summer and is caught up in the whirlwind that is Sherlock Holmes. Teen AU. Eventual M/M
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 69,743 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 1,007 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5000 - Favs: 11,518 - Follows: 1,314 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
All That Glitters by Atlin Merrick reviews
So. John and Sherlock. Sherlock and John. Getting together. Romantically. How'd it all start, anyway? Well, essentially it was Gary Glitter's fault, and you can take that to the bank.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,326 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 549 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Kids Are Alright by p.r. fox reviews
John is struck with a memory from his teenage years. / / "You drew this," John grins, pointing to the little drawing on the paper. "You gave it to me when you were five. I babysat you."
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,041 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 1,756 - Follows: 148 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Obvious Fact by MuseDePandora reviews
John knows he has an unusual relationship with his flatmate. He knows their friendship is complicated. And yes, he knows everyone assumes he's in a relationship with Sherlock Holmes. But he's not. Obviously. It's not like that. John would know. Right?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,033 - Reviews: 930 - Favs: 2,389 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
What About The Feathers? by AristaHolmes reviews
COMPLETE. BONUS-SMUT For Xmas Day. When John is merely trying to find something that Sherlock will eat, Mycroft makes assumptions, and a series of christmassy events proceed. Based loosley on the 12 days of Christmas.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,726 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
How to Entertain your Cellmate by InsaneMelon reviews
One-Shot: Sherlock finally crosses the line and now he and John have to spent the night in a jail cell. John is annoyed while Sherlock's bored with nothing to entertain him - except his fellow cellmate of course... SLASH Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,104 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 39 - Published: 10/4/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Chow Mein, Deductions and Realisations by Jennistar1 reviews
Written for a kinkmeme prompt. Sherlock makes deductions about a loved up couple nearby. John realises it sounds exactly like them. S/J
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 1,259 - Follows: 120 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
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A Learning Curve' or 'How Sherlock Seduced John Without Trying' reviews
Sherlock hadn't thought it would be this hard convincing John to sleep with him. John's nickname was 'Three Continents Watson' after all. Co-written with Emmish. Inspired by the 50 Reasons To Have Sex Fic Fest.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,666 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 5/18 - Published: 5/3/2014 - John W.
Starlight and Fairy Tales reviews
The story of John and Sherlock growing up together, facing the trials of school, adolescence, falling in love, and being forced to watch Sherlock's annoying older brother make out with that disgusting Gregory Lestrade. (Please note: rating has gone up and it will earn that "M" so proceed accordingly).
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 69,191 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 7/27/2013
Further Arguments With Chip and Pin Machines reviews
Sequel to "Arguing With Chip and Pin Machines." Wherein we have a general misuse of CCTV cameras, couples therapy, murder, a break-up, a reunion, odd puppy shenanigans, declarations of both love and insults, shagging, a wedding, Johnlock, and Mystrade- and that's only half the story.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 29,714 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 8/11/2014 - Published: 8/7/2013 - John W., Sherlock H.
Everything You Thought You Wanted reviews
AU. It had been two hours since Sherlock's passionate, yet desperate, whispered confession in the vestibule of the church. Not series 3 compliant.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,396 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 6/11/2014 - Published: 6/21/2013 - John W., Sherlock H.
Frustration reviews
"Is this a regular occurrence?" Sherlock asked, his dark curls already wilting in the heady steam of the bathroom. "You forgoing my body in favour of your own little hand?" Sherlock catches John during an intimate moment in the shower and draws his own, misguided, conclusions. Co-written with Emmish.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,161 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/22/2014 - Published: 2/3/2014 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Boffin and The Bachelor reviews
"We want to get married as soon as possible." John had never thought he would ever hear those words, in that particular order, come out of Sherlock's mouth. My take on the 30 Day OTP Challenge. Pre-slash to eventual slashy Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 66,524 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 3/28/2013 - John W., Sherlock H.
50 Ways To Destroy A Mobile reviews
It's an occupational hazard, John knows, but really it's becoming a bit much. The sales clerks know them by name at this point. AU. Eventual Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,259 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 1/10/2014 - Published: 10/19/2013 - John W., Sherlock H.
A Baker Street Christmas reviews
It's Christmas time on Baker Street! See how John and Sherlock, Greg and Mycroft, celebrate the season with this collection of Christmas-themed 221B's. Including activities both naughty and nice. Johnlock. Mystrade.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 8,442 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 11/30/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Sherlock Gets Drunk- For Science, John! reviews
Sherlock gets drunk in order to solve a case and John must take notes for him. Odd Sherlock drunkenness ensues. Rated M for alcohol and slash. Now with added Drunk!John
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,464 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 12/7/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Arguing With Chip and Pin Machines reviews
A collection of drabbles that offer a peek into the lives of John and Sherlock, Mycroft and Lestrade, and other Sherlock characters. Humor, Fluff, Romance, Angst, Johnlock, and Mystrade. Cover art by the wonderful Frogstarr.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 34,779 - Reviews: 1031 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 2/1/2013 - John W., Sherlock H., Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
The Chemistry is Incredibly Simple and Very Destructive reviews
Sherlock is too busy to continue to go out and procure willing sex partners for himself so he comes up with the perfect solution: John. After all, he knows John is attracted to him and they are already living together. Why not make their friendship one with benefits? What could go wrong?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 46,078 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 1/12/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Lost Without My Blogger reviews
John is abducted and declared dead. How will Sherlock cope without his blogger? How will he react when John comes back from the "dead?" Drama and angst with a healthy dose of romance. Eventual Johnlock. Rated M for implied torture and slash. Sequel of one-shots now uploaded. Cover art by ilojleen (link on profile page).
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 53,367 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 12/6/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Invading Afghanistan reviews
When John's girlfriend becomes fed up with his obvious love of Sherlock and breaks up with him, John must decide the best way to proceed- how to tell Sherlock he loves him and wants more from their relationship? Will the consulting detective even feel the same way? Eventual Johnlock, rating may go up in later chapters.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,818 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 12/4/2012 - Published: 11/22/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Defects Found on the Losing Side reviews
John confesses his love for Sherlock in a desperate attempt to prevent him from jumping from St. Bart's. "Sentiment is a chemical defect found in the losing side." Post-Reichenbach John, with eventual reunion, and eventual Johnlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,028 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 11/23/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete