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Joined 11-08-12, id: 4351932, Profile Updated: 11-15-12
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter.

Ok I disliked my profile almost as soon as I wrote it. So here's an update after only like ... a week.

I love fanfiction, cuz I always seem to ship the doomed couples and stories never go my way.

Some of those doomed couples (in the Potter world) include:

Harry/Hermione (this is how fanfiction reading all started for me, I was desperate for these two to get together)

Draco/Hermione (this I cottoned on to slightly after the Harmony thing. After one agnsty story I was hooked)

I also love the above pairings all together (Threesome Harry/Hermione/Draco is amazing)

Hermione/Theodore (don't remember how I stumbled onto this pairing but I REALLY like it. He's like ... a nicer, more mysterious, can be anything you want him to be Draco)

Rose/Scorpius (this may not be a doomed pairing, but it still doesn't exist in canon - at least not yet - so I gotta satisfy my craving somewhere)

And even though I'd rather die than think about my own cousins in any way shape or form, I LOVE:

Rose/JamesII (it just works, don't ask how)

Things not in the Potter world (aka the Twilight world):

Jacob/Bella (and nothing but Jacob/Bella - can't help it)

I've read tons on here and have always wanted to try my hand at it. It only took me 10 years :)

Hope you enjoy.

Oh and I LOVE reviews. I will obsessively be checking for new reviews on any new stories or chapters I may post. Please don't disappoint me.

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Saving Herself by brneyedgrrl reviews
Jake Black is a cocky rising star in the rock and roll world, touring with the Difficult Wolves, playing lead guitar, and scoring hot groupies at every stop along the way. Bella is the cousin of pro groupie, Rosalie, and goes along for the ride to the one show that's near their home. The results of that encounter cause all sorts of mayhem. RATED M FOR LANGUAGE, ADULT SITUATIONS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 98,354 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Bella, Jacob
The Queen's Knight by cleotheo reviews
There's a new craze in the wizarding world: Immersion Books. When Harry and Ron buy one for Hermione's birthday she finds herself immersed in a medieval world where a certain blond Slytherin has been cast as her lover.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 69,744 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 1/13 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Endless In Between by DarkRiverTempest reviews
No matter his name or hers, no matter what forms they take or what identities they bear, Draco and Hermione are destined to meet.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,271 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/21 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Eros & Psyche by RZZMG reviews
Draco challenges Harry & the Gryfs to play EROS, a scandalous card game. It's Slyth vs. Gryf, pride vs. desire, male vs. female! Who wins the game of hearts & amour? FIC CHALLENGE! HOT SHAGGING. Pairings-DMxHG,GWxBZ,RWxPP,SFxLB,TNxDG,HPxTD. A/U 7th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 340,383 - Reviews: 4101 - Favs: 3,724 - Follows: 4,714 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Twice in a Blue Moon by UnseenLibrarian reviews
Bill Weasley's lycanthropy is worsening, a result of his failed attempt to mark his now ex- wife Fleur as his mate. Can Hermione help him find inner peace before the wolf fully takes control? post-Second Wizarding War, disregards the Epilogue
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 64,077 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 1,007 - Follows: 1,514 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Bill W., Hermione G.
Bond by wickedDiSaster reviews
The first conscious feeling Draco remembered is the pull. Hermione defined it as a state of irrational anxiety. He thought that while there was much unclear about their connection, this much he could always be certain, his entire being would always revolve around her. He never imagined the axis of his world could spiral so out of control when it wasn't so. A/U
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,532 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Crave by taoist elf reviews
Moving to Forks for her senior year, Bella finds a very different Jacob than her sunny, extroverted best friend of the past 17 summers. Taking the concepts of Twilight and spinning them with a dark realism and emotional depth, this is the tale of the havoc that Phasing wreaks on the Rez's young Pack, where youth evaporates in the fires of duty and even love is cursed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 267,485 - Reviews: 2536 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 875 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Totentanz by Nautical Paramour reviews
Despite being a witch, something has always fascinated Hermione about the spooks and haunts of October. She isn't excepting to find love, though, this Halloween. However, one of her friends is not so happy about it and is determined that make her his - at any and all costs. Theo/Hermione, meant to be a spooky and scary Halloween love story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,200 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Theodore N., Hermione G. - Complete
Simply Irresistible by bookworm1993 reviews
Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,235 - Reviews: 5003 - Favs: 7,133 - Follows: 2,890 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Favour by RZZMG reviews
Draco needs an heir. Hermione wants a baby. They never expected that their blood's incompatibility would keep miracles from happening. In desperation, they turn to Theodore Nott. Threesome romance. Post-Hogwarts EWE. Dramione Duet Exchange 2011 entry. Story nominated for multiple categories at the 2012 Summer Round of the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,426 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Beautiful Thing by RZZMG reviews
Theo Nott has been in love with his best friend, Draco, since childhood. During 7th year, he gets his chance to kiss Malfoy. Will their friendship suffer or bloom into a beautiful thing? Hot Slash. PLAYWITCH December Calendar Fest 2011 entry. Story nominated for "BEST SLASH ROMANCE" at the 2012 Spring Round of the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,980 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Draco M., Theodore N. - Complete
As You Wish by RZZMG reviews
Hermione Granger has a one-off with a mystery stranger in the dark on Halloween night, that ends with them agreeing not to know each other's identities, but neither able to let it go. 2011 Samhain Smut fest entry. Hot Shag-Mystery-Romance! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,894 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Hermione G., Theodore N. - Complete
Excuses by GraeLiars reviews
Whenever they slept together either Rose or Scorpius had a perfectly justifiable reason for doing so.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 32,165 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Compliments by 00Verisimilitude00 reviews
I showed him how to chuck girls and avoid the waterworks. I told him how to pick up girls without sounding like a tosser. I was his best friend. That was all I was to him: frizzy haired, library book Nazi, Rose. And I was happy with that... I thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 99,224 - Reviews: 1277 - Favs: 1,189 - Follows: 622 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Notes by The Lady-P reviews
A series of Notes and letter from Rose and Scorpius over the years. Please R & R.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 29,314 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Snogging Chronicles by Nikki99 reviews
Dear Diary, It seemed like such a good idea at the timeā€¦ how do I manage to get myself into these things? Bugger. I mean, it started off simple enough- well, as simple as offering to snog ones best mate can be... H-Hr -Romance, Comedy and Fluff PLZ Review. Mainly written just for fun :)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,843 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 12/5/2008 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
From Venice with Love by jamieblye reviews
On Holiday In Italy, Hermione meets a completely different Malfoy than she's used to. What will happen when school resumes? AU, Disregards book 6
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 79,810 - Reviews: 2094 - Favs: 1,151 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 5/28/2007 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Vox Corporis by MissAnnThropic reviews
Following the events of the Goblet of Fire, Harry spends the summer with the Grangers, his relationship with Hermione deepens, and he and Hermione become animagi.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 68 - Words: 323,933 - Reviews: 3734 - Favs: 5,609 - Follows: 1,487 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
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The Highland Way reviews
You are herby required to present an eligible heir to participate in the most honourable Highland games at the Prewett Manor. The winner of the games will be presented with the fairest maiden, descendant of the Prewett line, and they will be betrothed following the crowning ceremony. Let the Highland games begin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,729 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Take you Home for Christmas reviews
**ON HOLD until the Highland Way is finished** Dear Santa, What I want this year, more than anything, is for my family to stop bugging me about my lack of boyfriend. So I unfortunately took matters into my own hands and now ... now I have a fake boyfriend. Santa... Help.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,462 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Dance with me reviews
They told us it was wrong. And I was trying to stay away, I really was. But it's not my fault when they PAIR us together for the Tango. How's anyone supposed to resist THAT? One-shot. JamesIIRose. If you don't like cousins together then don't read. If you love this couple like I do, then read and review please :) Enjoy
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,004 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Rose W., James S. P. - Complete
What's a Massage Between Friends reviews
Rose Weasley is super sore, and with no Muscle Relaxant Potion available, what's a best friend to do but offer her some muggle relief :) Rated M for heavy touching and hints at sex. Rose/Scorpius. Please Read and Review. Story is now COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,187 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
W E are not Friends reviews
W E are not friends. W E have never been friends. W E will never be friends. ... Yeah right. A Rose/Scorpius story about denial :). Rated M for some descriptive kissing and hints at sex. First Story, please read and review. Story now COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,442 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete