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Joined 11-09-12, id: 4353125, Profile Updated: 08-04-14
Author has written 16 stories for Star Wars, Doctor Who, and Radio Dramas.

jadesfire22

Hi! I like writing fiction about personal air conditioning devices. (Also known as fan fiction o_O).

Fandoms: Firefly; Star Wars (movies and EU); Doctor Who; Welcome to Night Vale; Indiana Jones; Castle; Golden Age SF (Asimov and Clarke); classic literature of all flavors

Favorite Characters, in no particular order:
Luke Skywalker, Mara Jade, Jacen Solo, Jaina Solo, Mitth'raw'nuruodo (aka Grand Admiral Thrawn, aka my icon, aka AWESOME), Pellaeon, Indiana Jones, Marion Ravenwood, Tenth Doctor, Eleventh Doctor, Ninth Doctor, Fourth Doctor, Romana, River Song, Donna Noble (OI!), Martha Jones, Richard Castle, Kate Beckett, the Mule, Susan Calvin, Sherlock Holmes, Cecil Palmer, Carlos, all the Firefly people

Ships: Millennium Falcon, Executor, Chimaera, TARDIS...haha, just kidding!

Ships: Han/Leia, Luke/Mara, Jaina/Jag, Thrawn/Maris, Cecilos, Doctor/TARDIS, Doctor/Romana, Doctor/River, Caskett, Milkdromeda (Milky Way and Andromeda Galaxies...bad science joke...move along, move along), Mal/Inara, Kaylee/Simon, Wash/Zoe

A lot of times I end up writing Star Wars poetry instead of stories. You wouldn't think poetry goes particularly well with Star Wars, but what can I say, poets must obey the muse and when you accidentally feed the poetic muse Zahn books, she turns into a fangirl whispering in your brain...SO DON'T FEED THE MUSE.

I also take Latin and LOVE the language and Roman history and mythology. Unlike poetry and Star Wars, Latin and Star Wars go very well together, a fact I found out when I translated "imperium sine fine" as "UNLIMITED POWWWWWWWWWWWWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!" So I allude to Roman mythology or history in my stories a lot.

ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD and ALLONS-Y!

Jade's Fire.

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Bad Wolf by she-was-a-rose reviews
I take the words. I scatter them, in time and space...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 4/2/2013 - 9th Doctor, Rose T., Bad Wolf - Complete
The Curse of the Timelords by Confessions of a Yandere reviews
A short poem I wrote about the Doctor that reveals the sadness and pain he must go through as a burdened lord of time.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2013 - 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor - Complete
A Catalog of Creation and Collapse: A Broken Rhyme by Evnissyn reviews
In the Beginning, you were given: two eyes, two ears, two feet, two hands, two lips, two hearts.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/12/2013 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Stolen by Alley Cat Sunflower reviews
"She was the last of her kind too. So how could he forget?" / The TARDIS's feelings about her so-called thief, and how they survive when they're together but alone. Not really 'poetry' but the language is poetic. I do not own Doctor Who or the cover art!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/20/2013 - TARDIS - Complete
Imperialis by chossytoss reviews
The beginning, and the end, of a dark Mara Jade. In a galaxy that fears, and whispers. (Follows EU canon through Last Command, then goes its own way.)
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,316 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Luke S., Mara Jade - Complete
Galaxies Apart by Larbo reviews
5 years after the destruction of Yavin IV, our favourite heroes & villains must make new choices in a galaxy where nothing is as it seems, and the line between good and evil is not so clear. Now complete. R&R always appreciated.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 52 - Words: 145,953 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
Mara Jade Skywalker's Deadbook Page by JediMara77 reviews
People asked for another one, so here it is. Sequel to "Mara Jade's Facebook Page." Mara Jade Skywalker experiences the afterlife via Facebook - I mean, Deadbook - and spies on the living. It's as cracky as it sounds.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Mara Jade - Complete
Mine Is the War by Whisperwill reviews
The boasts of the one who is truly in charge. One shot.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/14/2011 - E. Palpatine - Complete
Mara Jade's Facebook Page by JediMara77 reviews
The L/M romance as told via Facebook. Written for a board challenge.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Mara Jade, Luke S. - Complete
Though The Desert May Be Dry by skywalker05 reviews
Anakin is finally freeing the slaves.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Anakin Skywalker, Captain Rex
All You've Lost and All You've Won by Aleine Skyfire reviews
"Justice demands all debts paid in full, and the time has come at last for your payment, as you knew it would. But such a price, such a high price..." Thrawn's death, one-shot.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Thrawn, Pellaeon - Complete
The Emperor's Artwork by Mouse reviews
A short tale set during the rise of the Emperor. A woman's brief encounter with an enigmatic warlord ultimately destroys her.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/12/2001 - Published: 1/19/2001
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Night Vale Poetry
"Read this," snarled the librarian, and you pick it up. "Night Vale Poetry? Sounds interesting!" "DO IT!" the virago shrieks, and rapidly, you comply. You click the link.
Radio Dramas - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,117 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/23/2014
Bravery, or The Lack Thereof reviews
A poem
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/24/2013 - Complete
Star Wars Song Spoofs reviews
In which...we spoof songs using Star Wars lyrics. It's quite simple, really.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 6/14/2013
Friends reviews
A poem for each companion! All their journeys, all their personalities. So different, but in the end so similar. (Those in the new series only. So far, at least - I might expand it). Read and review!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 3 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Donna N., Martha J., Rose T.
The Almost Companions reviews
Astrid, Christine de Souza, Madame Pompadour-and you, yes, even you reading this! For all those who almost travelled, or wanted to travel, with the Doctor. The TARDIS' thoughts.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Complete
Legacies reviews
Allana Solo writes to her father, Jacen Solo, about his fall to the Dark Side; the determination of her mother, Tenel Ka Djo; and her own visions of the future. Takes place in Legacy of the Force era. Please read and review!
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Allana, Tenel Ka D. - Complete
The Circle reviews
"The circle is now complete." Obi-Wan's thoughts before death. Please please read and review!
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Obi-Wan K., Darth Vader - Complete
But it was so reviews
When the fate of the galaxy depends on - not a blaster bolt, not a lightsaber blow - but just one strike of a dagger. A series of poems and one-shots about the death of Grand Admiral Thrawn from different perspectives. Please read and review!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,959 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Thrawn
Underworld: Nirauan reviews
Short one-shot about the establishment of the Hand of Thrawn. A mildly Force-sensitive young Imperial recruit meets Thrawn and ponders where his destiny lies. Please read and review!
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,572 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Thrawn, Stormtroopers - Complete
Yuuzhan Vong vs Daleks reviews
This is exactly what it sounds like. What would happen if you locked a Yuuzhan Vong and a Dalek in a room together? I think you can guess. Please read and review! This is my first non-Star Wars (well, non totally Star Wars) fic. It's kind of a joke. Rated K plus for, well, extermination.
Crossover - Star Wars & Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,732 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Daleks
Voices of the Dead reviews
Poem about Luke and Mara reflecting on the Force-ghosts of their teachers. One-shot. Please read and review!
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Luke S., Mara Jade - Complete
SWAB (Star Wars: Angry Birds) reviews
Sorry that the abbreviation for this title sounds eerily reminiscent of a Q-tip. But hey, this story has so many things. Action! Adventure! Birds! Anger! Bored stormtroopers! All it really needs is a weird acronym, really, and then it has everything. Please read and review this craziness, if you think your mind is stable enough for the challenge.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,115 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Stormtroopers, Darth Vader - Complete
Odyssey reviews
A poem from Jacen's POV during his travels around the galaxy. Please read and review! I would love to hear what you think.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Jacen S. - Complete
Meditation reviews
Random Thrawn poem that popped into my head. Please read and review!
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Thrawn - Complete
Cataract reviews
The Emperor's Hand Mara Jade sets out on one of her first missions, testing her Force abilities-and her loyalty to the Empire.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,658 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Mara Jade
Soul's Edge reviews
A poetic musing on Jaina Solo's psychological struggle after killing her brother in Invincible. After fighting her most masterful battle, Jaina confronts her subconscious despair. Rated K for sci-fi violence.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,126 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Jaina S., Darth Caedus - Complete