Author has written 14 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Misc. Books, Kingdom Hearts, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Harry Potter, and Mortal Instruments.
Okay, seriously? Can i not get reviews any more? I have a story that I NEED reviews for or I can't continue. . . HEY!!! You could just message me and tell me what baby/ies you would think is cool to have for a gay couple. Boy, girl, twin boys, twin girls, one of each, (Specify if you want identical or fraternal for the twins). I am not promising that the input i get will be what the kid(s) end up as, but it will count, trust me. PLEASE IF ANYONE READS THIS GIVE ME SOMETHING. . . the story that I'm wanting this for is Fresh Start, if you were wondering, please. . .
THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
SO TRYING ONE OF THESE! (probably not the fetal position one. . .)
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If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
1) Imitate Vexen's creepy laugh right in front of him, and make sure it's loud so everyone can hear.
2) Steal Vexen's gloves and run around Castle Oblivion yelling "Squee! I'mma Vexen!" See if you get any strange expressions from other members.
3)Tell Vexen about how his Riku puppet was an ABSOLUTE FAILURE really slowly while shouting the 'failure parts' really loudly, he'd just love to hear it.
7) when it snows Call him Grandpa and Use his shield as a sled to escape.
(make sure you hang the biggest picture of him in the meeting room for bonus points)
THE GREATEST WAYS TO ANNOY MANSEX *COUGH* I-I MEAN XEMNAS...
1. Write "Xemnas = Mansex" on his forehead.
2. Better, write it all over the castle.
3. Remind him that his Heartless self was closer to kicking Sora's ass than he was.
4. Write Xemnas's name on Saix's boxers.
5. Pants Saix in front of everyone, showing the boxers.
6. Laugh when Xemnas kicks Saix ass.
7. Make burp or farting noises during important meetings.
8. When he's holding a hot drink, casually ask if he and Saix had a "fun" time last night.
9. Laugh when he drops the hot drink on himself in shock.
11. "Accidentally" trip him.
12. While helping him up, tape a sign that says "I'm gay for Saix" on his back.
13. Laugh when Saix tries to kill him.
14. Take Marluxia's scythe and chop off Xemnas's hair. Leave the Scythe.
15. Make him go through one showing of Brokeback Mountain.
16. Get Saix to join him.
17. Tell Xemnas that Marluxia wants to see him in his room tonight, then do the whole "wink, wink, nudge nudge" crap.
19. Tell him to get a better hobby than collecting hearts.
20. When it's dinner time, put Hot Sauce on his food
21. Better, spike his drink with Hot Sauce.
22.Never actually come to the meetings on time
'We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will'- Chuck Palahniuk
'In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years' - Abraham Lincoln
'For those who believe, no proof is necessary. For those who don't believe, no proof is possible'- Stuart Chase
'Better to write for yourself and have no public than to write for the public and have no self'- Cyril Connolly
'Show me a hero, and I will write you a tragedy'- F.Scott Fitzgerald
'Love is giving someone the ability to destroy you, but trusting them not to'- Unknown
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