BlandGardener
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Joined 11-11-12, id: 4355863, Profile Updated: 10-04-17
Author has written 7 stories for Borderlands, Pokémon, Skullgirls, Guild Wars, and Game of Thrones.

I'm still alive. I haven't posted in a while but I am working on some things. Hopefully I'll be able to post soon.

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Unsung Heroes by TheGoldenRino reviews
Pandora was always a bandit filled wasteland. Hyperion wanted to change that, but Pandora didn't want to change. Six vault hunters sent Hyperion back. Everyone knows that. But there where more. Four more, who helped just as much as the six. This is the story you don't know. This, is their story. First published story, so please review. rated T for language and violence.
Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,371 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/10/2014 - Published: 3/12/2014 - Lilith, Axton, Gaige, OC
Strip Poker by WhimsicalMayhem reviews
Somethings Maya could just do without. Strip poker made the top five, along with enemies she couldn't phasleock and cheesy pickup lines.
Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,779 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/11/2014 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Complete
The Captain and the Hunter by Foryewhoartliterate reviews
Captain Scarlett's luck has taken a turn for the worst, the Treasure of the Sands has been robbed from her, her crew has abandoned her, and she's in the middle of sandworm territory. But perhaps not all is lost. After all that Hammerlock fellow that just helped her out seems like a decent guy. Maybe her situation isn't as bad as she thought after all. (On Hiatus)
Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,199 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 10/1/2013 - Scarlett, Hammerlock
Cleanse by Red Feathered Pen reviews
A holy knight on a pilgrimage against an ancient evil. Can a man who cheats death truly fight against the demon's, or is he bound to join their ranks? A narrative of Demon's Souls.
Demon's Souls - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,231 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 10/1/2013 - Maiden in Black, Worshipper of God, OC, Yuria
Couch Talk by HyenaHunny reviews
Boy sees Girl. Boy watches Girl sleep. Girl wakes up. Boy calls Girl's face weird. It's a lovestory for the ages. Ders/OC
Workaholics - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Anders H. - Complete
New-U by Shikaku Zetsumei reviews
[Complete] Death on Pandora is a bit complicated. A young girl gets a chance at a life she never had, even if it is a bit... tense. An Angel-centric story. Now with Bonus Content at the end.
Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 100,801 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Angel, Zer0 - Complete
Stargazing by Chug reviews
Patricia and Marie spend a night doing what kids do - enjoying the stars. Preceeds the events of the game.
Skullgirls - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,332 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Peacock/Patricia, Bloody Marie - Complete
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A Chorus of Flame and Snow: Book I reviews
AU story where Jon and Daenerys are gender-flipped and have to deal with their respective lives in a different way. Will primarily focus on the two of them. Will borrow elements from the books but will follow the show more closely.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,511 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/6 - Published: 11/12 - Daenerys T., Jon S.
Borderlands 2 The Series: Season 2 reviews
Our heroes find themselves on a distant planet that refuses to be plundered so easily. Reading season 1 is recommended. I'm aiming for a funnier, more action-packed and darker story. Mostly darker.
Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,114 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/14/2014 - Published: 6/5/2014 - Zer0, Maya, Salvador, Axton
Angels for Dinner
A young human noble crosses paths with a guild that serves and intends to raise an ancient dragon. Will contain bloody violance, some sexual scenes, disturbing surrealism and some adult language. Guild Wars 2-based and starring OCs though I will use GW2 characters and lore at every opportunity.
Guild Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,926 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/23/2014 - Published: 7/13/2014
Legendaries reviews
Sometimes there just aren't enough legendaries to go around.
Borderlands - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,981 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/5/2014 - Axton, Maya, Zer0, Gaige - Complete
Skullgirls: The Unauthorized Cut reviews
A hybrid of scriptwriting and prose that will bend the rules of both as the girls look to take down the skullgirl Marie in her reign of terror.
Skullgirls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,598 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Filia, Peacock/Patricia, Double
Who Wants to Be the Best Anyway? reviews
A disgraced former pokemon trainer reluctantly embarks on a journey to find his younger brother.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,924 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 12/26/2013 - OC, Turtwig/Naetle
Borderlands 2: The Series reviews
A Tale that begins shortly after the events of "Borderlands 2". The vault hunters have defeated Jack, The Warrior and Terramorphus. Is it time off for the vault hunters? Nope. It's new enemies, new locations, and a new vault for the vault hunters to explore. Also, no new U stations and -1000% more Wub Wub.
Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 133,940 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Complete