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Joined 11-11-12, id: 4356524, Profile Updated: 11-11-12
Author has written 11 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars, StarTrek: The Original Series, and Supernatural.

Hi people!!!!

I'm a total sucker for anything musical and I play piano and cornet. I can read guitar and bass music but would love to learn drums/ percussion.

I play in a brass band and a cabaret band so my favourite music is jazz, rock and rock 'n' roll!

My friends and I are all totally bonkers, but it's a good kind of bonkers... I think... _ Well, lets just say one of them cut up his music with a pair of garden shears!

Regarding fiction writing; I'm never very graphic in my stories and I don't really appreciate expletives (although I can tolerate them if necessary).

If you want a chuckle, these are some mistakes children write in class:


1. I scored the winning goat in our football match, the minger was really impressed.

2. I love J.K. Rolling, she is my heroin.

3. 'And now' declared Miss Scarlett-Jones, 'I will read your uncles last will and testacle!'

4. The north pole is so cold that the people that live there have to live sumewhere else.

5. The total is when you add up all the numbers and the remainder is an animal that pulls santa on his sleigh.

6. My hobby is insest. I learn all kinds of insest from a book I bort at the bring and bye sale. I speshly like aunts.

7. When I was foul, I had a speshul party and a cak which I shaved with all my firends.


Yes, all those mistakes are supposed to be there. :)

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100 Galaxies by EveryDayArtist reviews
100. Challenge: "I know it's not really a logical idea" (100 prompts, 100 stories, 100 days) COMPLETE
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 100 - Words: 38,956 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/4/2013 - Published: 6/23/2013 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
Stranded Too by ForThoseWhoLikeToMoveItMoveIt reviews
Dennis faked it and Monogram is going mad with power. Carl's evil again and Peter feels like a onesided accomplice. The OWCA and LOVEMUFFIN are stranded AGAIN and Isabella thinks Ferb MIGHT have a crush on her. Two times the charm right? But get this! This time someones not coming back. Sequel to 'Stranded'. Rated T.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,982 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Perry, Carl
The Cat's Me-OW! by bassocontinuo reviews
During a routine shore leave, Dr. McCoy runs afoul of some strange alien tech and is transformed into a cat! Hilarity and hijinks ensue when the good doctor turns to a certain green-blooded crew member for help - a crew member with a special affinity for cats.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,842 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 4/26/2013 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy, M. Scott, Spock
OneShots, Ficlets and Drabbles by KB Edge reviews
A place to keep any oneshots, or other short stories written for the Prowl and Jazz pairing. Chapter 8: 3 Snippets. Boom-Boom and 2 unfinished versions of Prowls POV of I Watched.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,232 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
Entry 23784327473467838 by eris86 reviews
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has this to say about fanfiction...oh dear God, it's back.
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,036 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 12/16/2005
That's What She Said by MarleneShadowheart reviews
Have you ever noticed that pretty much everything that Scotty says sounds like a bad, "That's What She Said" joke? The crew notices, that's for sure...oh dear...
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2012 - M. Scott, J. Kirk - Complete
Fallen Angels by Ootori Tatsu reviews
They used to be friends. They were almost lovers. Now Prowl has the chance to win back what he thought was lost. How far will they go to stick together - to truly be as they were? ADOPTED FROM SHADOWBLADE-TARA
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 22,568 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Prowl, Starscream
A love in Black and White anniversary challenges by UsagiLovesDuochan reviews
My entries for the P/J group on Lifejournal. Every chapter will be a completed one-shot and because this is for "A love in Black and White" of course every chapter is Prowl/Jazz centric.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 52,878 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
A Bond of Convenience by Sideslip reviews
Arranged bonds were unusual but not unheard of. This one was different from all others because it was arranged by the High Lord Optimus Prime. AU
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,626 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Jazz, Prowl - Complete
What did he just say! by Aesop's Julie reviews
Short fic about an unintentionally stolen catchphrase.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/6/2010 - L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
Second First Impressions by KCS reviews
Written for a LiveJournal fic exchange with the prompt of "McCoy gets walloped on the head, giving Spock a second chance to meet the doctor for the first time. Does it change anything?" Nonslash.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,122 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/5/2010 - L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
Of Mirrors by EmRose92 reviews
Kirk and Spock are watching McCoy, and they don't like what they see. He has terrible nightmares, doesn't eat, and no longer finds any pleasure in baiting Spock. In fact, he seems to be avoiding the Vulcan completely. A conclusion to "Mirror, Mirror".
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,509 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
Drowned Rats by Ominous-Shadow reviews
With water rising and their Captain busy, McCoy and Spock find themselves in agreement: They were going to die. McCoy/Spock!Friendship.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Spock, L. McCoy - Complete
My Second Life by Thundergryphon reviews
Kitty!Prowl/Jazz- Jazz falls to pieces after Prowl is killed. Prowl discovers there was something important Jazz never got to tell him, so he is granted a chance to return to the living to find out. The only condition is, he is returned as a catbot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,395 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
Marvin, I Love You by Bad Werewolf reviews
The two oldest beings in the universe meet at the edge of space to complain about life, the universe and everything.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Jack H. - Complete
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Movie Mayhem
Strange things have been occurring since the Angels fell: People rising from the dead, Gabriel turning up at the bunker, sarcastic black cats, Liz Hurley granting wishes, a blue police box appearing in the middle of London and Team Free Will are caught right in the middle of it. The problem is: how do they get back home and why do all these characters look vaguely familiar?
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,653 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 8/27/2014
To Boldly Go reviews
A series of mini ficlets/drabbles of moments on the Enterprise. Mostly based around Triumvirate, but will include others if I feel like it. Possibly some AU's and crossover fics to be included. I don't own anything of Gene Roddenberry's.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,478 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/28/2014 - Published: 11/29/2014
Sioux Falls Animal Sanctuary reviews
Sam and Dean have been working at their mother's Animal Sanctuary as long as they can remember, but when Mary dies and John wants to sell the sanctuary along with the animals, can the two brothers prove their father wrong about the place being a waste of money? Possibly, with the help of two other brothers who are facing problems of their own... (Many major characters are animals!)
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,661 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/23/2014 - Published: 8/4/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel, Gabriel
The Enterprise's Encyclopaedia of Furry Critters reviews
A collection of unrelated A to Z short stories that run through various crew members meeting cute, cuddly and occasionally unpleasant animals whilst on their travels around the galaxy. Genres will vary throughout. 26 chapters in total, but will add more if anyone wants a different animal.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,246 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/12/2014 - Published: 9/24/2013
Back 2 School reviews
What happens when the G1 Transformers have to go back to school for another year? The Elders have sent both factions back to school by a claim that they must relearn morals and values, but aren't they the ones that wanted war? The stories that have happened in the Transformer classes have actually happened to me, my friends and family... so expect a lot of randomness and humour!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,818 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/12/2014 - Published: 11/11/2012
Reality Check reviews
Kirk and the gang are exploring the surface of another alien planet when a spike of energy registers on their tricorders. Too bad they didn't notice the inter-dimensional hole tearing the seams of reality apart right in front of them. Now the gang must hop clockwise through dimensions to return to their own actuality. But what does bugs bunny have to do with this? Who's Buckbeak?
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,213 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/30/2014 - Published: 10/26/2013
Rockin' around the universe
Short stories based on different songs involving a variety of characters (lyrics not written so you may have to look the song up on youtube to understand the references). I do not own the characters or songs but if you would like me to write for a particular song, just comment. Chapter 2: You don't love me anymore - Weird Al
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,983 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 8/30/2013
The Trekker's Guide to the Galaxy reviews
Space. The final frontier. This is the voyage of the Starship Enterprise. It's mission: to explore the infinitely improbable universe of The Hitch-hiker's Guide to the Galaxy. To seek out the meaning of life, the universe and everything in it. And of course, the number 42. To boldly go where no man has gone before!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,181 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 6/5/2013 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy, M. Scott, Spock
Similarities between a Bee and a Peanut reviews
Just a few (un)related drabbles between Prowl and Bumblebee. Based off sketches from Jeff Dunham.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,475 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Bumblebee, Prowl
The night before Christmas revised reviews
A silly story I wrote for a friend who wanted a fic between Prowl and Blurr. FLUFF ALERT!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Blurr, Prowl - Complete
The dangers of a car wash reviews
Sari takes Bumblebee and Prowl to a car wash. Problems arise...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Sari S., Bumblebee - Complete