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Author has written 5 stories for Star Fox, Spyro the Dragon, and Sonic the Hedgehog.

Fred: What is a random thing?

Jake: That.


Jake: What you just said was a random thing.

Fred: How do you know what I said was a random thing and not what you said?

Jake: ...

Jeremiah: Have any of you guys seen my keys?

Fred: Now that was random.

Jake: If that is random,and what I said was random...does this make this conversation a random conversation?

All three: ...*Look at each other*

Jeremiah: Did I miss something?

(Announcement): As of a now I will not be continuing my stories due to the fact that they are a complete waste of time. I can't publish them so why bother. I will however continue my participation in forums and will respond to PM's whenever I can. Thank You)

--Dakota Derkwood

Here is the link to my new account on Fiction Press:

The VIP Lounge Misadventures Books


Book 2: VIP Lounge Misadventures 2: A New Life . . . A New Day . . . A New Dawning

Book 3: The VIP Lounge Misadventures 3: With Every Adventure comes a Price to Pay

Book 4: The VIP Lounge Misadventures 4 Finale: The Random Vacation

Link for Shiny

Watch this: Burden of Damascus

About me: A Christian teen with a story to share.

I had nothing to do, video games (boring), t.v. (annoying), hanging out with friends (had no friends at all, now I do). And that's when I found this it was a blessing and a curse in disguise. A world where you take games, comics, cartoons, etc. and make your own story.

Star fox: Portals started from dreams that I had ((Triggered by an old memory of my older brother playing SF:A)) and created into this story.
I had made this just for my entertainment, since my family didn't want to hear my story, but finding this website was ((A Miracle)) now I can write for others enjoyment, and become the author I've always dreamed of. I can't thank you , Xing Li, enough for creating this. ;.)

Even though I may never be able to have this book series put into the real Star Fox series ((It's a Big Dream of mine)) it's still great to write for the enjoyment of others. Write on.

Oh Me and a fellow writer have started a spyro forum that is currently...Disavowed.

From Dakota

People wonder why I believe in answer..."why not?"

To everyone that hates me...I'll give them a hug...and if they slap me...I'll turn the other cheek...that is what I believe in...what do you believe?

PM me if you want a real friend.




That's true Joy...and this is true love.


You wonder why Christians are crazy...that's because God's crazy about us.


Christianity in reality isn't a religion...a religion can't make miracles happen...a religion can't change the world...a religion can't push someone to do the hard things in life...a religion can't become the most hated in the world just because it is one...a religion can't produce love to the point you'll die for someone...but a relationship with God is the only that is what I call...GODSOMENESS

People may wonder why I'm unpopular, some people wonder why I don't wear the 'Fashionable' Clothes, some wonder why I don't go with the flow of the answer to those Questions...

Flow of the World=DESTRUCTION, Emptiness, Immortality, depression, lies, liars, back-stabbers, war, hopelessness, suicide, hate, fornification, demons...satan...etc.

MY FLOW= JESUS=OTHERS=me= Love Joy Peace Patience Self-Control Gentleness Goodness= Indescribable.

John 15:13

Greater Love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friend.


About Me:

Name: Dakota or Pierce (Last Name Classified)

Gamertags: Minecraft: Novarian_Nexus

Age: 16 Gender: Male...I think

Birthday: July 17, 1997


Song: End is Where we Begin- Thousand Foot Krutch; Devastation and Reform-Relient K

Food: Steak and beans with a baby spinach mix salad. Yummy :D

Drink: Pepsi, Water, OG (Orange and Grape juice mixture), and LG (A concoction of lemon juice and grape juice)

Video Game Character: Spyro, Cynder, Issac Clark, Sammus Prime, Sonic and Shadow hedgehog,

Website:,, Fiction

Game: All three of the origional Spyro's for the PS1 ,Minecraft, Dead Space 1 -3, CoD games, MW games, Ratchet and clank games except Frontal Assault, Zelda Ocrina of Time, Sonic Battles 2, Sonic Heroes.

TV Show: Burn Notice, Murder She Wrote, NCIS, Supernatural, My Little Pony, Law and Order, Duck Dynasty

Brands: Microsoft and Dell, Rubbermaid, Craftsman, Husky.

Dislikes: Algbrae 2, Simple puzzles that look complex, Rubiks cubes, Lemons in stories, people that are REALLY ANNOYING, computer crashes, Brussels-sprouts, Zelda Ocrina of Time.. (I like it and hate it at the same is so HARD... XD) , and totally number one hates...BWB Syndrome.

Likes: The Bible, God, minecraft, eating pizza, playing video games (duh), and...cliffhangers. TO BE CONTINUED

Personal Notes:

3/11/2013: Hey lots of things are going on and I don't know when I'll be able to publish my next chapters...worse off my mom took my tablet...huff...ANYWAYS...I got some of the Misadventures done and the portals needs A LOT of editing ,but its done...sigh hopefully I'll have more time to do this stuff...OH yeah Youtube...My channel is Novarian Nexus...hope to update soon...Chow all. ;)

4/24/2013: Hey guys profile update story updates and lots of other well needed updates...still busy but still doing fine.. Chow all! ;)

6/2/2013: Hola everyone sorry about the delay I got grounded for a very long time and all my stories were on a very long hold...but now their not...MASS WRITING UPDATE MWHAHAHAHAH... Chow all. ;)

7/13/2013: Well my birthday is in 4 days and I'm most likely going to leave FF for FP it has fewer restrictions on books and I hate being constrained by games and cartoons and such...but i'll try to update my stories...just school is really taking its toll on is such a pain.


These stories are all discontinued.

Games: StarFox.

Characters: Fox Mccloud, Krystal, Slippy Toad, Flaco Lomabardi,Ghost Galvoa, The Dark Fox, Trixie , Aria, General Pepper, Cerina, ????,

Non-Canon/Oc: Ghost Galvoa, Aria, Cerina, Trixie

Status: Chapter six compleat, Chapter six continued in progress ((ON HOLD))

Description: Set before Star Fox: Assault makes this really have no bases on much of anything. So in my terms this is a ,what I call, the Star Fox: Adventures 2.

-Whitescale Prophecy-

Games:TLOS series

Characters: Sypro, Cynder, Sparx, Ingnitus the chronicler, the rest of three stooges AKA the three guardian dragons, Hunter, and ect.

OC: Dameon Kutcher, Mason Whitacre, Fiona Glennings.

Status: Chapter 1 compleat/ Chapter is being started. ((ON HOLD))

Descrpition is at the bottom of profie page.

-VIP Lounge Misadventures-

Games:TLOS series

Characters: *sigh* let's just say all of them.

OC: Dakota Dirkwood, Red ??????? or Yol Sil, Alistar, Chase, General Mokey Van Duschev...Whatever..., and this is for the rest that will come later...

Status: Chapter 4 compleat / Chapter 5 is in progress

Descrpition: Absolute HILARIOUS INSANITY!!!!!







Chapters: Two is complete. Three in-progress.


Lighting has been fixed. Electronic equipment fixed.


Please enjoy some of the below baking or cooking recipes I have (All of them are my personal recipes...while some may be others in my family...Footnotes giving credit will be given)

The Gatewood Cookies -Dakota Gatewood-

To begin making the cookies we need these following ingredients: Brown Sugar, Granulated Sugar, Non-Bleached All Purpose Flour, two large eggs, two 4oz. sticks of softened butter, Vanilla Extract ( NON-IMITATION! ),Salt, Baking Soda, one package of Nutty Buddy Bar, M&M’s, Reese’s Pieces, Nestlé’s chocolate chips or chunks, and a Hershey chocolate bar.

Once you’ve gathered these ingredients you’ll need the following equipment: hand or electric blender (A large spoon can be substituted for this.), Measuring Cup (Dry Measuring), 1 Cup, Measuring Cup (Dry Measuring), Measuring Cup (Dry Measuring), a Teaspoon, an oven, oven mitts, Parchment or Wax Paper, a cookie sheet, a large mixing bowl, and a smaller bowl.

Let’s congratulate ourselves, that was a lot of work now wasn’t it? Sorry, we’ve only just begun. To begin, set your oven to 375 Degrees Fahrenheit. (190 Degrees Celsius if using a metric stove) While we wait for the stove to warm up, you will combine the following into a small bowl: 2 cups of Flour, 1 teaspoon of salt, and a teaspoon of baking soda. Next in the larger mixing bowl you’ll combine and blend, the two sticks of softened butter, cup of brown sugar that has been compacted into the measuring cup, cup of granulated sugar, and a teaspoon of vanilla extract. Once you’ve blended it into a creamy paste like texture, add the two large eggs one at a time, and blend until they’re combined. Lastly blend your flour mixture, a little at a time so you don’t make a huge mess, trust me it’s horrible to clean up. After you have completed that, now you can have some fun, dump 1 cup of M&M’s, Reese’s Pieces, Nestlé’s chocolate chips or chunks, and the candy bars into the bowl, then wash your hands thoroughly. To make sure you wash your hands thoroughly sing this song to the tune of “Row, Row, Row your Boat”

Wash, wash, wash your hands,

And play our handy game.

Rubba, dubba, scrubba, scrubba

Germs go down the drain.

Now (This isn’t a typing error) get down and dirty by shoving your hands into the batter and mix the toppings into it. By this time the stove should be ready, so lightly wash your hand again (Remember, clean under those fingernails.) and line a cookie sheet with parchment paper, then with your hands or a spoon place rows of golf ball sized cookie dough balls on the sheet and put it in the oven. Bake the cookies for 9-11 minutes. BE EXTREMLY CAREFUL WHEN PUTTING THE COOKIES IN AND TAKING THEM OUT, THE OVEN CAN CAUSE SEVERE BURNS!! If you don’t believe me, once I pulled a cookie sheet out of the oven while making these and the edge touched the crook of my arm, I got a second degree burn that hurt like crazy for over two days and had a long blister on my arm. Therefore, to recap, BE EXTREMLY CAREFUL THE OVEN CAN CAUSE SEVERE BURNS!!!!! While you wait for the cookies to bake, YOU clean up your mess. (Well someone’s got do it, what’d you think, I was going to do it!?!)

Once the timer goes off, carefully take the cookies out of the oven. Let them sit for 10 minutes to cool. (YOU CAN WAIT!) Finally take one off the sheet and enjoy it with a nice tall glass of cold milk. Congratulations on making the Gatewood Cookies.

P.S. For more fun try making your own cookie creations, be sure to tell your parents though.

Copy and paste this to either your profile or a document to save (But be sure to let people know who's recipe it's from. The person who owns the recipe will be next to the recipe name in italics and bold print.)

This is where I put my special things.

Jesus had no servents, yet they called him Master...He had no degree, yet they called him a teacher...He had no medicine, yet they called him a healer...He had no army, yet kings feared him...He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...He committed no crime, yet they crucified him...He was buried in a tomb, yet He still lives today...Be honored to serve such a leader who loves us.If you believe in God and Jesus Christ His Son..

Then PM me and copy this to your profile

If you've ever seen a weird sign copy this to your profile and PM me.

Copy this to your profile if Zombies make you smile.

Copy if you think ZOMBIES MUST DIE!!!

Copy this if you think the best weapon against a zombie is a drum magazine 50. cal machine gun with a pack a punch upgrade.

PM this link to your buddies and then PM'll laugh insanely hard when I tell you why.

Here's a special poem uhhh thing that I Made for a story.

...What hath the ghost seen but death itself. Why then does he search for hidden things... is it for his long lost love he longs for, Or for his dream he never could accomplish...Or maybe it is he longs for something, but does not know what he seeks...And in hopes of finding it may once again find peace in himself...For deep within him, there are things he wishes not to keep... Ghost

Favorite quotes.

"So who was that French soldier guy?" "Oh...just some insurance agent." Audrey and Dr. Nook's final quote at the end of Godzilla

"When all else fails... nuke'em!" -Me or someone else that I don't know.

"When life gives you lemons... make leomanade." -Me and about a million other people

"My name is Bond...James Bond." - 007 Golden Eye

"Spyro were not in Kansas anymore." -Sparx, in TLOS: New Beginning

"But we've come so far." -Spyro...after 7 minutes of doing practically nothing. ((by Randomgamecritic))

"When things are bad I look on the bright side of things..." - Fox McClouds sister

"If you're surrounded with only your laser pistol, shoot at the farthest guy in the back, ... and that's when you grab your tails ,and run like hell." -Ghost Galvoa

"When all else fails...*rolls in leaves*" - ME

"I AM NOT YOU SEA RATIONS!!!" CoD guy on WAW zombies.

"F* I'm out of ammo...huh? Where did this DG-2 Wunderwaffle come from?" - ME while playing CoD zombies

"I hate bathrooms." -ME after playing Slenderman Returns.

"Ender-S*" - Me after looking at an enderman and getting blown up by creeper at the same time.

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Conspiracies by RedRedemption reviews
When the one thing you trust most betrays you, what do you do?
Star Fox - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,686 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Fox M., Krystal, Fara P., James M.
A Different Fate by That One Other Guy You Forgot reviews
Everyone knows Spyro and Cynder's fates were set once the raid on the Dragon Temple was successful, but what if it wasn't? What would have happened if Ignitus never hid Spyro's egg from the attack, or if Cynder's egg was never stolen? Rated T for possible fight scenes and slight use of language. ON HIATUS until Life After Malefor is completed.
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,174 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Spyro, Cynder
Pokemon Emerald Randomizer nuzlocke by Traveling Master reviews
Nuzlocke, the bane to all trainers, but also a challenge. Only a few are brave enough to do this, and even fewer succeed. Watch as randomness unfolds in this story. First person point of view.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,105 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Complete
Pieces of the Realms by Whitherfang reviews
As we all know, Spyro saved the world and pulled it back together. But, what if he only saved it from being completely destroyed and had not pulled the realms together again? Well, here is one dragon's ambitious and dangerous journey to finish the job. But, what if it isn't just the world's pieces that he puts together? What if there was something worse than Malefor?
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,335 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2013
My Little Teelo: Winter's Silence by Ardwolf reviews
Teelo thought her adventure in Equestria was a one-time thing. Discord defeated, world saved, mission accomplished, right? But what if Discord was inadvertently protecting Equestria from something worse…
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 136,633 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Complete
My Little Teelo by Ardwolf reviews
Usually Human-Goes-To-Equestria stories involve bronies. What if instead the human involved is just outside the target demographic but violently allergic to rainbows and singing equines of a distinctly dazzling hue?
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,945 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Complete
Tears of an Oracle by Riverstyxx reviews
The death of Malefor should have begun a new age of peace. Three search parties, including Spyro and Cynder, are sent out to uncover any dragon populations that remain in hiding. All seems well, until one of the search parties fails to return...
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 214,234 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - [Spyro, Cynder] [Ember, Flame] - Complete
Star Fox: Legacy ::Archived Edition:: by chaos Leader reviews
This story is being almost completely rewritten from the ground up. I am keeping this version of the story here for the purposes of hanging onto the reviews, and for the curiosity of the interested reader. You'll be able to see how much I'm improving.
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 167,041 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 3/26/2009 - James M., Vixy R. - Complete
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Lost in the Parody of a Paradox reviews
I don't think I can say much about this besides this: What is up with that curvy branch. Rated T for Irony Warning: content may not be suitable for children under the ages of 20 and older. Thank You
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Sonic, Knuckles - Complete
The VIP Lounge Misadventures 3 ending: Alexias' Poem
This is the EPIC ending of our forums Dragon this our protagonist *Dakota* has sacrificed his life saving our dragon realm...and his pregnant daughter *Alexias* has written a beautiful poem for him...a poem that shows true emotion, love, and respect for her father. Rated T for some slight language use.
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Complete
The VIP Lounge Misadventures reviews
One fateful incident starts all of this...add evil monsters, heroes with multiple personality disorder, a couple more dragons, and who knows what else into that equation and you've got a BIG disaster. Will the dragon and animal duo/trio/WHATEVER be able to stop all of this? Will there be romance? Will there be rivalry? Will there be...Well come on, join the INSANITY and find out!
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,736 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Sparx, Hunter, Cynder, Volteer
The Whitescale Prophecy reviews
The White-scale Prophecy: When one shall come from unborn right, a doom will appear with a frightful sight. And this doom shall spread across the land of Avalar, it shall be told to near and far, of the dragon with scales so white, that it was he who had caused this blight. And from then he will bear this mark of shame…The White Scales, until his end of days. - Origin
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,394 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Cynder, Ignitus
Star Fox: Portals reviews
It's been over a year since Fox defeated Andross; and Krystal has faithfully been a team member since then. Fox is out in space looking for work when a distress call is picked up, but when Fox gets there he finds something he's never seen before:a human. Also a new enemy:The Dark Fox has secreatly declared war on all of the Lylat system and the only one who can stop him is.. Ghost
Star Fox - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,585 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Fox M., Krystal
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