Author has written 5 stories for Star Fox, Spyro the Dragon, and Sonic the Hedgehog.
Fred: What is a random thing?
Jake: What you just said was a random thing.
Fred: How do you know what I said was a random thing and not what you said?
Jeremiah: Have any of you guys seen my keys?
Fred: Now that was random.
Jake: If that is random,and what I said was random...does this make this conversation a random conversation?
All three: ...*Look at each other*
Jeremiah: Did I miss something?
(Announcement): As of a now I will not be continuing my stories due to the fact that they are a complete waste of time. I can't publish them so why bother. I will however continue my participation in forums and will respond to PM's whenever I can. Thank You)
Here is the link to my new account on Fiction Press: http://www.fictionpress.com/dakotaderkwood
The VIP Lounge Misadventures Books
Watch this: Burden of Damascus
About me: A Christian teen with a story to share.
I had nothing to do, video games (boring), t.v. (annoying), hanging out with friends (had no friends at all, now I do). And that's when I found this it was a blessing and a curse in disguise. A world where you take games, comics, cartoons, etc. and make your own story.
Star fox: Portals started from dreams that I had ((Triggered by an old memory of my older brother playing SF:A)) and created into this story.
Even though I may never be able to have this book series put into the real Star Fox series ((It's a Big Dream of mine)) it's still great to write for the enjoyment of others. Write on.
Oh Me and a fellow writer have started a spyro forum that is currently...Disavowed.
People wonder why I believe in God...my answer..."why not?"
To everyone that hates me...I'll give them a hug...and if they slap me...I'll turn the other cheek...that is what I believe in...what do you believe?
PM me if you want a real friend.
That's true Joy...and this is true love.
You wonder why Christians are crazy...that's because God's crazy about us.
Christianity in reality isn't a religion...a religion can't make miracles happen...a religion can't change the world...a religion can't push someone to do the hard things in life...a religion can't become the most hated in the world just because it is one...a religion can't produce love to the point you'll die for someone...but a relationship with God is the only way...now that is what I call...GODSOMENESS
People may wonder why I'm unpopular, some people wonder why I don't wear the 'Fashionable' Clothes, some wonder why I don't go with the flow of the world...my answer to those Questions...
Flow of the World=DESTRUCTION, Emptiness, Immortality, depression, lies, liars, back-stabbers, war, hopelessness, suicide, hate, fornification, demons...satan...etc.
MY FLOW= JESUS=OTHERS=me= Love Joy Peace Patience Self-Control Gentleness Goodness= Indescribable.
Greater Love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friend.
TO BE CONTINUED
Name: Dakota or Pierce (Last Name Classified)
Gamertags: Minecraft: Novarian_Nexus
Age: 16 Gender: Male...I think
Birthday: July 17, 1997
Song: End is Where we Begin- Thousand Foot Krutch; Devastation and Reform-Relient K
Food: Steak and beans with a baby spinach mix salad. Yummy :D
Drink: Pepsi, Water, OG (Orange and Grape juice mixture), and LG (A concoction of lemon juice and grape juice)
Video Game Character: Spyro, Cynder, Issac Clark, Sammus Prime, Sonic and Shadow hedgehog,
Website: FanFiction.net, Minecraft.wiki, Fiction Press.net
Game: All three of the origional Spyro's for the PS1 ,Minecraft, Dead Space 1 -3, CoD games, MW games, Ratchet and clank games except Frontal Assault, Zelda Ocrina of Time, Sonic Battles 2, Sonic Heroes.
TV Show: Burn Notice, Murder She Wrote, NCIS, Supernatural, My Little Pony, Law and Order, Duck Dynasty
Brands: Microsoft and Dell, Rubbermaid, Craftsman, Husky.
Dislikes: Algbrae 2, Simple puzzles that look complex, Rubiks cubes, Lemons in stories, people that are REALLY ANNOYING, computer crashes, Brussels-sprouts, Zelda Ocrina of Time.. (I like it and hate it at the same time...it is so HARD... XD) , and totally number one hates...BWB Syndrome.
Likes: The Bible, God, minecraft, eating pizza, playing video games (duh), and...cliffhangers. TO BE CONTINUED
3/11/2013: Hey lots of things are going on and I don't know when I'll be able to publish my next chapters...worse off my mom took my tablet...huff...ANYWAYS...I got some of the Misadventures done and the portals needs A LOT of editing ,but its done...sigh hopefully I'll have more time to do this stuff...OH yeah Youtube...My channel is Novarian Nexus...hope to update soon...Chow all. ;)
4/24/2013: Hey guys profile update story updates and lots of other well needed updates...still busy but still doing fine.. Chow all! ;)
6/2/2013: Hola everyone sorry about the delay I got grounded for a very long time and all my stories were on a very long hold...but now their not...MASS WRITING UPDATE MWHAHAHAHAH... Chow all. ;)
7/13/2013: Well my birthday is in 4 days and I'm most likely going to leave FF for FP it has fewer restrictions on books and I hate being constrained by games and cartoons and such...but i'll try to update my stories...just school is really taking its toll on me...sigh...life is such a pain.
These stories are all discontinued.
Characters: Fox Mccloud, Krystal, Slippy Toad, Flaco Lomabardi,Ghost Galvoa, The Dark Fox, Trixie , Aria, General Pepper, Cerina, ????,
Non-Canon/Oc: Ghost Galvoa, Aria, Cerina, Trixie
Status: Chapter six compleat, Chapter six continued in progress ((ON HOLD))
Description: Set before Star Fox: Assault makes this really have no bases on much of anything. So in my terms this is a ,what I call, the Star Fox: Adventures 2.
Characters: Sypro, Cynder, Sparx, Ingnitus the chronicler, the rest of three stooges AKA the three guardian dragons, Hunter, and ect.
OC: Dameon Kutcher, Mason Whitacre, Fiona Glennings.
Status: Chapter 1 compleat/ Chapter is being started. ((ON HOLD))
Descrpition is at the bottom of profie page.
-VIP Lounge Misadventures-
Characters: *sigh* let's just say all of them.
OC: Dakota Dirkwood, Red ??????? or Yol Sil, Alistar, Chase, General Mokey Van Duschev...Whatever..., and this is for the rest that will come later...
Status: Chapter 4 compleat / Chapter 5 is in progress
Descrpition: Absolute HILARIOUS INSANITY!!!!!
-FANFICTION TV/RADIO SHOW-
GAMES: A LOT
MOVIES: A LOT
CHARACTERS: A WHOLE LOT
OC: TOO MANY TO SAY OR COUNT
DESCRIPTION: A SHOW THAT YOU WILL NEVER FORGET.
Chapters: Two is complete. Three in-progress.
_TV SHOW NEWS_
Lighting has been fixed. Electronic equipment fixed.
MY PERSONEL COOKBOOK
Please enjoy some of the below baking or cooking recipes I have (All of them are my personal recipes...while some may be others in my family...Footnotes giving credit will be given)
The Gatewood Cookies -Dakota Gatewood-
To begin making the cookies we need these following ingredients: Brown Sugar, Granulated Sugar, Non-Bleached All Purpose Flour, two large eggs, two 4oz. sticks of softened butter, Vanilla Extract ( NON-IMITATION! ),Salt, Baking Soda, one package of Nutty Buddy Bar, M&M’s, Reese’s Pieces, Nestlé’s chocolate chips or chunks, and a Hershey chocolate bar.
Once you’ve gathered these ingredients you’ll need the following equipment: hand or electric blender (A large spoon can be substituted for this.), Measuring Cup (Dry Measuring), 1 Cup, Measuring Cup (Dry Measuring), Measuring Cup (Dry Measuring), a Teaspoon, an oven, oven mitts, Parchment or Wax Paper, a cookie sheet, a large mixing bowl, and a smaller bowl.
Let’s congratulate ourselves, that was a lot of work now wasn’t it? Sorry, we’ve only just begun. To begin, set your oven to 375 Degrees Fahrenheit. (190 Degrees Celsius if using a metric stove) While we wait for the stove to warm up, you will combine the following into a small bowl: 2 cups of Flour, 1 teaspoon of salt, and a teaspoon of baking soda. Next in the larger mixing bowl you’ll combine and blend, the two sticks of softened butter, cup of brown sugar that has been compacted into the measuring cup, cup of granulated sugar, and a teaspoon of vanilla extract. Once you’ve blended it into a creamy paste like texture, add the two large eggs one at a time, and blend until they’re combined. Lastly blend your flour mixture, a little at a time so you don’t make a huge mess, trust me it’s horrible to clean up. After you have completed that, now you can have some fun, dump 1 cup of M&M’s, Reese’s Pieces, Nestlé’s chocolate chips or chunks, and the candy bars into the bowl, then wash your hands thoroughly. To make sure you wash your hands thoroughly sing this song to the tune of “Row, Row, Row your Boat”
Wash, wash, wash your hands,
And play our handy game.
Rubba, dubba, scrubba, scrubba
Germs go down the drain.
Now (This isn’t a typing error) get down and dirty by shoving your hands into the batter and mix the toppings into it. By this time the stove should be ready, so lightly wash your hand again (Remember, clean under those fingernails.) and line a cookie sheet with parchment paper, then with your hands or a spoon place rows of golf ball sized cookie dough balls on the sheet and put it in the oven. Bake the cookies for 9-11 minutes. BE EXTREMLY CAREFUL WHEN PUTTING THE COOKIES IN AND TAKING THEM OUT, THE OVEN CAN CAUSE SEVERE BURNS!! If you don’t believe me, once I pulled a cookie sheet out of the oven while making these and the edge touched the crook of my arm, I got a second degree burn that hurt like crazy for over two days and had a long blister on my arm. Therefore, to recap, BE EXTREMLY CAREFUL THE OVEN CAN CAUSE SEVERE BURNS!!!!! While you wait for the cookies to bake, YOU clean up your mess. (Well someone’s got do it, what’d you think, I was going to do it!?!)
Once the timer goes off, carefully take the cookies out of the oven. Let them sit for 10 minutes to cool. (YOU CAN WAIT!) Finally take one off the sheet and enjoy it with a nice tall glass of cold milk. Congratulations on making the Gatewood Cookies.
P.S. For more fun try making your own cookie creations, be sure to tell your parents though.
Copy and paste this to either your profile or a document to save (But be sure to let people know who's recipe it's from. The person who owns the recipe will be next to the recipe name in italics and bold print.)
This is where I put my special things.
Jesus had no servents, yet they called him Master...He had no degree, yet they called him a teacher...He had no medicine, yet they called him a healer...He had no army, yet kings feared him...He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...He committed no crime, yet they crucified him...He was buried in a tomb, yet He still lives today...Be honored to serve such a leader who loves us.If you believe in God and Jesus Christ His Son..
Then PM me and copy this to your profile
If you've ever seen a weird sign copy this to your profile and PM me.
Copy this to your profile if Zombies make you smile.
Copy if you think ZOMBIES MUST DIE!!!
Copy this if you think the best weapon against a zombie is a drum magazine 50. cal machine gun with a pack a punch upgrade.
PM this link to your buddies and then PM me...you'll laugh insanely hard when I tell you why. http://www.fanfiction.net/topic/126150/86296076/1%20/
Here's a special poem uhhh thing that I Made for a story.
...What hath the ghost seen but death itself. Why then does he search for hidden things... is it for his long lost love he longs for, Or for his dream he never could accomplish...Or maybe it is he longs for something, but does not know what he seeks...And in hopes of finding it may once again find peace in himself...For deep within him, there are things he wishes not to keep... Ghost
"So who was that French soldier guy?" "Oh...just some insurance agent." Audrey and Dr. Nook's final quote at the end of Godzilla
"When all else fails... nuke'em!" -Me or someone else that I don't know.
"When life gives you lemons... make leomanade." -Me and about a million other people
"My name is Bond...James Bond." - 007 Golden Eye
"Spyro were not in Kansas anymore." -Sparx, in TLOS: New Beginning
"But we've come so far." -Spyro...after 7 minutes of doing practically nothing. ((by Randomgamecritic))
"When things are bad I look on the bright side of things..." - Fox McClouds sister
"If you're surrounded with only your laser pistol, shoot at the farthest guy in the back, ... and that's when you grab your tails ,and run like hell." -Ghost Galvoa
"When all else fails...*rolls in leaves*" - ME
"I AM NOT YOU SEA RATIONS!!!" CoD guy on WAW zombies.
"F* I'm out of ammo...huh? Where did this DG-2 Wunderwaffle come from?" - ME while playing CoD zombies
"I hate bathrooms." -ME after playing Slenderman Returns.
"Ender-S*" - Me after looking at an enderman and getting blown up by creeper at the same time.
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