Writer From Rivendell
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Joined 08-09-03, id: 435801, Profile Updated: 01-22-08
Author has written 13 stories for Lord of the Rings, Fairy Tales, Labyrinth, and V for Vendetta.

I don't actually write fic anymore. What I do have is left up here as incomplete, and I won't be finishing it any time soon.

Apologies.

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Pancakes! by Huinesoron reviews
Legolas makes pancakes! Fear him! Now including the 'Lost Pancake Tales' saga. PG for mild fantasy pancake-shaped violence. 2020 Remastered Edition in chapters 51 onwards.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 57 - Words: 49,175 - Reviews: 1217 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/6/2020 - Published: 3/5/2003 - Legolas
The Dream by Bex reviews
Sarah dared to change the story...and now she's trapped in it. UPDATED: CHAPTER 23
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 39,702 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 2/16/2003
Last Grey Ship by Cloaked Eagle reviews
After the discovery of the last resting place of Maglor, can a group of young 21st century archaeologists bring news to his kin?
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,260 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/11/2007 - Published: 7/16/2004
Too Many Meetings by The Snowballer reviews
Dozens of Elrond's daughters, along with scores of assorted other Mary-Sues, arrive in Rivendell on the day of the Council of Elrond. Will they be welcomed with open arms and asked to join the Fellowship? Nope. Warning: contains Figwit.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,336 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/5/2005
Never Call You by Amazonian21 reviews
Musings on the nature of belief and the Goblin King's fantasy. COMPLETE
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/9/2004 - Complete
Drinking Songs by Rhi reviews
A challenge from Thalia Weaver. Just another night for Pippin Took and Merry Brandybuck at the Green Dragon. Lots of drinking songs and...bosoms? What?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/8/2004
The Game of the Gods by Limyaael reviews
COMPLETE Morgoth and Varda are playing a little game. Morgoth's weapon: Mary Sues. Varda's weapon: Reality. Rated for violence and Vala OOCness.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 73,692 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 955 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 9/13/2003 - Complete
Untitled by loveology reviews
[ONESHOT] Unknown person talks about stereotypes and how it destroys society.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/21/2003 - Complete
Nobody Tosses a Dwarf by Honesty reviews
An ancient Dwarvish law explained. In verse.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/11/2003 - Gimli, Gimli
Katie's Critique by Karen SDR reviews
After a bad review in a writing contest, Katie despairs of being published, until a mysterious neighbor woman takes her on a tour of Oz, Middle Earth, and Narnia
Book X-overs - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,888 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/10/2002
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1312 - Favs: 2,600 - Follows: 317 - Published: 1/8/2002
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So Be It reviews
Evey's thoughts and feelings during her time in prison. Very dark. Movieverse, though this will be changed if there are any glaring discrepancies. Please read and review if inclined.
V for Vendetta - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Complete
Perchance To Dream reviews
A typical Labyrinth romance, or is it?
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Complete
Melissa, Disillusioned reviews
After Melissa wishes her younger sister away, she must brave the Labyrinth to win her back. But the Labyrinth is tricky, and the goblin king is not prepared to let her win. No Mary Sue, AU, or OOC--however, there is a possibility of JS in later chapters.
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,434 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 5/3/2005 - Published: 6/20/2004
Wishes reviews
One shot. Jareth becomes tired of selfish wishes.
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Complete
If You Give An Elf A Cookie reviews
What happens when you give an elf a cookie? Pure silliness, that's what! Loosely based on the children's book, If You Give A Mouse A Cookie, it documents what might happen if you give an elf a cookie.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,052 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/25/2005 - Published: 2/28/2004
The Truth About Arda reviews
COMPLETE. Girl falls into Middle Earth, however, she doesn't speak the language, she's not found by Legolas, and she doesn't fall in love with anyone. Not a Mary Sue - I think. Please read and review.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,571 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/10/2004 - Published: 8/15/2003 - Complete
Flayed Fairytales reviews
Different Fairytales taken and twisted. Learn the truth behind the Frog Prince, Rumpelstilskin, and etc! NEW: Dear lord, she's moved on to Charles Perrault.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,402 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 7/29/2004 - Published: 8/11/2003
The Adventures of Jon the Stu reviews
After killing himself with a piece of paper, Jon finds himself in Middle Earth as a Stu.Complete
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,228 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/9/2004 - Published: 2/17/2004
Enter the Elf reviews
Summary? "Jan Sullivan liked to think her life was orderly, normal. Of course, that was before a non-English speaking elf turned her world upside down." No Legomance, MS, or extreme OOC. Flames welcomed with open arms.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/28/2004 - Legolas
Final Truths: Well, Maybe Not reviews
What happens when a Mary Sue writer is made to take the place of her 'Sue? Nothing sane - that's for sure! Rating for mentions of suicide, abuse, Mary Sue make-out sessions, and pure squickiness.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,123 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/21/2004 - Published: 9/1/2003
Alakardiel: The Mary Sue That Wasn't reviews
According to the Barrow Wight: A hapless fan fiction writer learns what it really means to join the Fellowship of the Ring.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,963 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/10/2004 - Published: 8/9/2003
Briar Rose reviews
A dark version of Sleeping Beauty; for those that care, a further elaboration of another story of mine called Dreams.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/15/2003
Dreams reviews
AU. What if Sleeping Beauty's Prince never came? A dark themed fic exploring what may have happened in such a case.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/14/2003