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Joined 11-13-12, id: 4360730, Profile Updated: 04-09-15
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

Ethnicity: Hispanic

Tumblr: devilsapples.tumblr.com

Birthday: November 9 「a day after Kishimoto-sensei's *fangirlish squeal!!*

Favorite pairing: SasuNaruSasu (who else is there?lol)

Favorite anime: FMA Brotherhood 「Team Edward ELRIC all the way!」

サスナルの愛です。SasuNaru is love(///ω///)

«food for thought: is Sasuke aware that his and Naruto's first kiss was accidental?»


I wouldn't mind it if you want to kill me, but I might struggle a bit... -Trowa Barton

All I do is howl at the stars. I ain't got the guts to jump them. -Renji

The world loves those who destroy it. -Unknown

I'm not saying I hate you. I'm just saying if you got hit by a bus, I would be driving that bus.

Some girls just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair.*cough*Haruno-bitch*cough*

Daily top 3 missions:

1. Get up

2. Survive

3. Get back to bed

I don't care if we don't talk, your existence still pisses me off. translation: Uchiha every fuckin day

"Hey, it's been forever, let's chill!"

"No, it's been forever for a reason."

I don't get why girls in horror movies stand and scream while the killer is running towards them. You wanna get stabbed, don't you?

"When life gives you lemons, make apple juice. Then sit back and watch as the world tries to figure out how you did it."

"In life when one door opens, try not to let it hit you in the face."

"Fear is the dark room where the Devil develops his negatives." Gary Busey

/ - visit here if you love SasuNaru. Sweetest blog eva!

-うずまきアカノ(///ω///)

Mini Conference – ExpoAnime (USA):

An official interview with Kishimoto

“A group of fans asked Kishimoto what he thought about the doujinshi and fanfics of this pairing(SasuNaru). He simply responded that it was his favorite pairing and that he always collected stuff of it. In addition, he stated that he wanted to give the manga a Shounen-ai ending.” (Confirming it twice)

After the Interview, Kishimoto revealed that Sasuke was based on his best friend from High School, whom he admired and loved very much, and that Naruto was a reflection of himself and the adventures he would have liked to experience when he was young. He also emphasized that in the series there is not a love triangle, but rather a circle, like a fish biting its own tail. Naruto likes Sakura, Sakura loves Sasuke and Sasuke has special feelings for Naruto. However, he ended the note saying that Shippuden was going to be mainly about the fights and character development.

“Masashi Kishimoto-sensei, creator of Naruto, who openly declared that he liked Shounen-ai, his favorite pairing was SasuNaru and that he was going to give the manga an end of that nature. Though it’s going to be an open-ending, it will be perceptible that Sasuke and Naruto end up together.”


Notice: To all those who think Homophobia is wrong and want to fight for a better future for all of our friends in the LGBT (lesbian, gay, bisexual, transsexual) community, please repost this into your profile:

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male. I'm the one who can't accept myself. I am the person who is ashamed to tell my own friends I am a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them. I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp, and left to die because two straight men wanted to 'teach me a lesson'.

Some of these are so tragic, and all because of homophobia. It's terrible some of the things that they have to go through, whether it's between them and their parents, their peers, society, or their lovers. Since most of the people visiting this page are no doubtedly yaoi fangirls, then you have heard some of the things that people do to others when they find out that they are gay, lesbian, bisexual or transsexual. Take a stand and repost this onto your profile (or profiles on other sites) and spread the word.


How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.

-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101

How You Know You’re Addicted to Yaoi/Slash

1. You start mentally pairing up random guys on the street.

2. You wish you had gay friends just so you could perv on them kissing their boyfriends.

3. You don’t remember the last time you read a heterosexual fanfiction.

4. You have developed a sexual fetish for handcuffs, leather and BDSM.

5. If you are a heterosexual girl, you keep trying to seme your boyfriend, despite the fact that you don’t have the necessary parts.

6. You suddenly become interested in gay rights, thinking this will increase your opportunities for voyeuristic activities

7. You try to get your friends into it, simply so you can talk to them about it without them getting that bored look on their face.

8. You keep lying about the number of hours you spend each day on the computer reading slash fanfiction, watching yaoi anime etc.

9. The most exciting moment of your life so far was when you discovered hentai manga.

10. You celebrate turning 18 not because you can watch R movies, but because you’re old enough to watch movies with explicit gay sex scenes.

11. It’s the only aphrodisiac you need.

12. When your boyfriend tells you he’s gay and has been dating another man, you immediately ask if you can join in.

13. Your gay son wishes he had a normal, homophobic mother who didn’t ask him questions about his latest sexual exploits.

If you’re reading this and nodding to yourself, post it on your profile page.

SasuNaru or SasuSaku?

Sasuke is always thinking of Naruto- Sakura always bugs Sasuke.

Sasuke always wants to prove himself to Naruto, and vice versa - Sakura is always ignored by Sasuke.

Sasuke talks to Naruto the most, out of everyone- He rarely speaks to Sakura.

Sasuke and Naruto have saved each other's lives on several occasions - Sasuke saved Sakura- ONCE.

When Sasuke was leaving Konoha, Naruto tried to stop him (and was very, very close to succeeding)- He listened to Sakura for about three minutes, called her annoying, said thank you for some unfathomable reason (considering all she did was bitch, whine 'Sasuke-kun!', and get in the way of everything), knocked her out... and carried on.

Sasuke and Naruto were friends when they were younger (possibly MORE than friends...They HELD HANDS x3) - Sakura never even spoke to Sasuke.

Naruto draws out strong emotions in Sasuke: love, guilt, he just touches him inside - The only emotions Sakura draws out from him is annoyance and a strong urge to kill.

Sasuke and Naruto's relationship is the most developed in the whole show. The whole show FOCUSES on their relationship- Sakura and Sasuke are just.. stuck together. There's no positive relationship.

Sorry, Sakura. No one likes you.XD

From SemeUke.com...What kind of Seme or Uke are you?

You are a Don't Fuck With Me Seme!

Serious and to the point, and sometimes bordering on the sadistic, it takes a special breed of uke to satisfy your needs. You tend to be anti-social with little patience for most people. You need someone to challenge you and push you to your limits, and then be able to take your intense reactions, which possibly involves rope and sensual torture. This is what makes the Badass Uke the yin for your yang, as you're the only one able to put them in line and satisfy each other.

Most compatible with: Badass Uke

Least compatible with: Dramatic Uke, Innocent Uke, Clueless Uke

What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at SemeUke.com, the questions are hilarious.

Reviewer's Oath

I, eienternity, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else. I have joined the Review Revolution. Because real authors always review! Copy and paste this onto your profile and join the Revolution!

ZODIAC SIGNS (Bold your Zodiac Sign)

AQUARIUS - The Slut (1/20-2/18) Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to Have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

PISCES - The Addict (2/19-3/20) EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationship. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

LEO - The Cool One (7/23-8/22) Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, Fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you'll ever meet! Very beautiful. Amazing. however not the kind of person you wanna mess with... u might end up crying... 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

CANCER - The Smart One. (6/22-7/22) Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being In long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

ARIES- The Irresistible One (3/21-4/19) Nice Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

SAGITTARIUS-The One that Waits (11/22-12/21) Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always Wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 Years of bad luck if you do not repost.

TAURUS- The Aggressive One (4/20-5/20) MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great at telling Stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

LIBRA - The Partner for Life (9/23-10/22) Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

CAPRICORN - The Cute One (12/22-1/19) Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. EXTREMELY SEXY. Predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Has lots of friends. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Also not a fighter, but if they have to, they will also knock the lights out of you if it comes down to it… Cool. Loves to own Geminis' in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

SCORPIO - The Gorgeous One (10/23-11/21) Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Best kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. Amazing in bed. A caring person. One of a kind.Gorgeous Smile.Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

VIRGO- The Promiscuous One (8/23-9/22) Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

GEMINI - The Liar (5/21-6/21) Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships. Addictive. Loud. 16 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

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じしf,)ノ --Nya-Nyan?(Mew-Meow?)((Copy and Paste me, so I can take over the world!JK)

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Not your average onsen trip by fangirlandiknowit reviews
Oh Sasuke should have known something crazy was going to happen, because really, what other outcome could two "straight best" friends visiting an onsen have? The fact that he might end up enjoying it is beside the point. Perfect lemon challenge! Giftfic for adgxvnetu! Contains SasuNaru smutty goodness and you know you want it! Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,476 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Levi's Office by Koureki reviews
Eren is out of the dungeon and has his first lesson on endurance and obedience with Levi. Rated M for Smut and boyxboy action.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,636 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Eren Y., Levi - Complete
Not an Ordinary week by Djentleman reviews
Naruto Uzumaki is in love with his best friend Sasuke Uchiha. He wakes up in the morning, and has a talk with Sasuke that goes sour. Now Sasuke is mad at him, and they end up getting into a bad fight Naruto only knows one way to fix it. Lemon/violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,636 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 6/6/2011 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Indecency by JustAnotherSmutWriter reviews
In which Alois describes every dirty thing he wants to do to Ciel in graphic detail. Rated M for lemon, dirty talk, language, etc.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Alois T., Ciel P. - Complete
Heavy in Your Arms by vernajast reviews
The village is being turned upside down to find Uchiha Sasuke, and Naruto is overdue from a mission. Little do they know that both are hiding in plain sight. SasuNaru. Warnings for angst, death, love, heartbreak.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,640 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Rented To Be by myfailsafe reviews
AU. Your friends order you a blonde bombshell for a month, which you don't want in the first place and then, shows up, and just so happens to be male. Typical. Influenced by 'Absolute Boyfriend'. Future SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,542 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
For Naruto, Whenever I May Find Him by kakenshin-sensei reviews
Sasuke Uchiha is a cold, bitter teen who has closed himself off from the rest of the world. When a certain blond enters his life, however, he begins to open up once again. High School, AU, NaruxSasu, yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 280,610 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Being a Yakuza's Bride by Lilbakasaru reviews
Who'd have known that spilling some wine would have such great consequences? Naruto certainly didn't. SasuNaru Humour/Romace/Crime/ Angst, yaoi, Yakuza galore, AU, and other pairings, inspired by Yamane Ayano's Viewfinder COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 65,763 - Reviews: 1147 - Favs: 1,324 - Follows: 753 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
There's No Way I Could by KGaki reviews
Naruto is now attending the best school money can buy... And he hates it. It seems like a place where anything and everything can go wrong. That Sasuke guy sure doesn't help. SasuNaru. Mature for language and adult situations in later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 63,666 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Heart of Gold by xXTheCrypticCrayonXx reviews
Five years ago, Naruto's parents were murdered. Now, blamed and ostracized, he has to face his innermost fears and learn how to trust those who love him once again. SasuNaru, AU, OOC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,343 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A contract with a Bastard! by bellabambina248 reviews
Summary: Naruto, the budding erotic novelist, meets his new devious publisher. What will happen to Naruto when he signs the contract with the bastard? SASUNARU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 73,192 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Kitty Wants To Play, Do You? by Akie-chan reviews
Naru/Sasu. Kitty Sasuke is needy of some attention! Contains, yaoi, lemon, light bondage, food, jizz facial and a neko uke Sasuke. Rated M.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,059 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
How by theallpowerfullme reviews
Sasuke obsessing over Naruto's ass. sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,342 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
House of Cards by Poisoned Honey reviews
D/J The progression of their relationship. But when Josh kissed Drake, his brain completely short circuited. The rest of the world fell away, and he didn’t think of anything at all, floated on the tip of Drake’s tongue and the edges of Drake’s hips.
Drake & Josh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,562 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Drake P., Josh N. - Complete
It's Tradition by Justice-hime reviews
Tradition, a time honoured practice or set of such practices. Naruto is learning that there are just some traditions that cannot be broken. SasuNaru COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,916 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 1,042 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 5/26/2005 - Published: 2/21/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
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Sweet&Sour reviews
SasuNaruSasu drabbles/ lemons. The little things that make their relationship special.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 30,541 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
I Hate Video Games reviews
Neji hates video games, especially when mixed with a drunk blond and his sadistic boyfriend...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,470 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Neji H. - Complete