Siriusly Disturbed
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Joined 08-10-03, id: 436075
Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.
The following is Siriusly Disturbed's meaningless motto:

Remus is my buddy, but Sirius is my dawg. =)

Yes, the above is stupid, but work with me here, okay?

HISTORY OF SIRIUSLY DISTURBED: Up until a few weeks ago, many of you may have known me as Savvylicious01 from my Pirates of the Caribbean story, Peas in a Pod, Darling. Well, I'm sorry to say that ffnet deleted that story and it's 56 or 58 reviews, but the truth is I was thinking of deleting it myself. I lost interest in that story a long time before I posted it. Sorry, folks, but let's be frank here: That story was freaking horrible and I NEVER wanna talk about it again. Okay?

And thus followed my period of inactivity at fanfiction.net, in which I discovered a wonderful site called "" and I have devoted my time to ever since. At livejournal, I record my boring life and wacky hyperness and make lj icons. It's very fun. But then, my good friend Akalei began to write in her Harry Potter story again, after a near fatal relapse of FFFDD. (Don't ask me what that means, because I forget. Read her story to find out.) And so I discovered fanfiction.net again, and was forced to write a Harry Potter story. And here I am now, waiting for Akalei to wake up so I can talk to her and bully her into writing more in her story.

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7/20/04
Posted chapter three in GO. Yaaaaaay.

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Cornfield Madness by Tavia reviews
We're back! In honor of On Stranger Tides, I offer you a new chapter in the cornfield, featuring popcorn, bickering, and responses to the recent movie. CONTAINS SPOILERS!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 81,630 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 11/11/2003
The Curse of the White Sword by Jocelyn reviews
Will and Elizabeth's wedding plans are thrown off by a new curse on the Caribbean. Jack Sparrow and the the Black Pearl run into old friends, famous pirates, a mysterious sword, and battle the sea itself! Just in time for the movie come out: COMPLETE!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,456 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/23/2006 - Published: 8/16/2003 - Complete
Liberty, Equality, Fraternity by Cunien reviews
How Jack sacked Nassau port without firing a single shot - angry puritanical mobs, rum, sugar plantations, the odd donkey, and Captain Jack Sparrow, the Revolutionist!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 41,257 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/15/2006 - Published: 11/2/2003
Pirates of the Caribbean: The African Star by ErinRua reviews
An unscrupulous slave ship captain, a royal gem, and a perilous hunt that will span sea and storm Jack and Will embark on adventure once more. COMPLETE!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 108,701 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/25/2005 - Published: 10/1/2003 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Will T. - Complete
Behind Closed Doors by coffeemione reviews
DISCONTINUED - With Voldemort defeated, new evil has risen. Incidents concerning powerful mind control begin occuring at Hogwarts, so Hermione Granger is called to the scene to investigate. Can a grudge be forgotten in order to save the world in time?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 144,656 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/10/2005 - Published: 4/5/2004 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Wind's Eye by Aithne reviews
Sequel to "The Winds of Change". With Jack and Will accused of Norrington's death and not a shred of evidence to prove them innocent, it is up to friends, new and old, to save their lives. That is, if those friends can avoid turning against each other.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,850 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/26/2004 - Published: 1/4/2004
Pirates of the 21st Century: A Modernized Sequel by big tears reviews
Brewster and Friday are on the trail of Jack & Liz Sparrow. Standard disclaimer applies. NO MORE HIATUS!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,397 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/15/2004 - Published: 12/30/2003
Kismet by Daroga's Rainy Daae reviews
Jack agrees to have his fortune told to pay an old street woman of Tortuga, but he ends up finding out much more than he had planned, being warned that he would have to make a choice in the near future; deciding the lives of all those he cares for...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,038 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 20 - Updated: 3/24/2004 - Published: 9/13/2003
Foxxy by open-notebook reviews
Foxxy has been sent to every disciplinary camp in the US, and Camp Green Lake is the government's last resort. But when romance springs up, what will happen, and the call of her past is even stronger in Texas. RnR plz!
Holes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,891 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2004
The Battle of No Name by Elf Maiden24 reviews
You've heard of the Battles of Helm's Deep and the Pelennor Fields, right? Well, I'll bet you've never heard of the Battle of No-Name, and if you haven't, I suggest you read this story. Full Title inside.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/24/2004 - Aragorn, Legolas
Walking the Plank by hereswith reviews
Oneshot. Jack and Elizabeth on the island. Too much rum and a strange conversation.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/8/2004 - Complete
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Winds of Change by Aithne reviews
Will's life is hanging by a thread. Elizabeth is violently ill. Barbossa and his motley crew are back along with the curse. Millions of souls could be damned. That leaves Captain Jack Sparrow to save the day...if he can manage to stay alive.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 63,469 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/3/2004 - Published: 7/16/2003
Pirates of the 21st Century: A Modernized Tale by big tears reviews
A criminal, a spoiled brat kidnap-ee, two cops and the Caribbean. Sounds like fun, eh? COMPLETE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,313 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/24/2003 - Published: 9/2/2003 - Complete
The Sorceress Diaries: Book One by Silvver Phoenix reviews
(The Summer) Hermione begins a diary in 5th year & begins to pour into it her thoughts & feelings about the changes around her: in the wizarding world, at Hogwarts, in one best friend's temper & behaviour, & in the way she thinks and feels about the other
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 41,989 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/29/2003 - Published: 7/28/2003 - Hermione G.
A boat with my name on it by Cunien reviews
COMPLETED Jack will do anything to get the Jolly Mon in his sweaty little hands...and Anamaria in his bed too, if he can manage it. Improbable, not impossible, says he. I'm not so sure about that, says I.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,983 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/6/2003 - Published: 8/28/2003 - Complete
Drinks all round! by Cunien reviews
Jack's intent on being the guest of honour at the Turner's wedding, whether they like it or not - the joys of playing dress up and why Jack can't take his wine, don't we all love weddings!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,138 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/21/2003
Ah, the memories! by Cunien reviews
*COMPLETED*'Impersonating a cleric of the Church of England...' - remember that? Jack will never forget. Illusive hats, rum smugglers, donkeys and religious confessions! Huzzah for Father Jack!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,490 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/18/2003 - Published: 8/9/2003 - Complete
Scars by Soappuppy reviews
Sometimes scars tell more than you'd like to admit.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,864 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/17/2003
A Meaningless Moment by Soappuppy reviews
Meaningless, silly fluff, but I've still managed to strip Cap'n Sparrow naked! :)
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2003
Three Days by Soappuppy reviews
So what really happened when you were alone on that island, Jack?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,499 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/31/2003
The Shadow of Death by Aithne reviews
The grief that Legolas encounters after Helm's Deep awakens a secret of his past that could destroy him....and quite possibly kill his friends. (AU)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 76,831 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/20/2003 - Published: 4/4/2003 - Legolas, Aragorn
Bury the Hatchet: Revised by Silvver Phoenix reviews
Prof. Hermione Granger is leading a perfectly content little life, having left her past behind her. However, someone shows up at Hogwarts who forces her to relive the past, remember old feelings, and...help him prevent a murder. Revised version!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 82,605 - Reviews: 1325 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/2/2002 - Published: 1/13/2002 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Harry Potter and Some Sorcerer's Rock by Silvver Phoenix reviews
A short spoof of the first Harry Potter book that I had to write for English class. Note: I'm insane, as is my writing. You've been warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 37 - Published: 2/24/2002
Ghostly Outcomes reviews
Our story begins six years after Hogwarts, with the capture of Peter Pettigrew. At his trial, Harry Potter learns the very shocking plans of Lord Voldemort, but what if they're not what they seem?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,279 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/20/2004 - Published: 6/26/2004