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Joined 11-13-12, id: 4360752, Profile Updated: 03-20-14
Author has written 10 stories for Halo, Furi Kuri: FLCL, Lucky Star, Avengers, and Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D..

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.: At The Heart is now being published HERE. Please note that by reading it on my blog, you will be able to see fanart of Cava and the other characters as well as character profiles and stats. Thanks to all my readers for making this the best fanfic I have ever written!

"What can go wrong, will go wrong." And then it'll blow up.


Okay here are some quotes to laugh at or take to heart. Either way:

"You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize." - Jun, halo Reach

This is my favorite scene from the FLCL manga:

"Out of my way, native girl!!" - Haruko

"Wait! Please! Calm down, don't be angry!" - Mamimi

"YOU PIECE OF S*!!" - Haruko

"Takkun may have a big forehead, but he's a good kid! Please don't hurt him?" - Mamimi

"HE'S HIDING BETWEEN YOUR LEGS!!" - Haruko

"What? But he's a real good boy. He'd never even mention having seen my panties!" - Mamimi

"THEN HE'S GAY!!" - Haruko

"The larch. The larch. Thee larch. And now. . .The Larch." - Monty Python

"I was testing the walls!" - Fawlty Towers


Raise your hand if you've seen the Halo 4 movie. Raise two hands if you think IT WAS AWESOME!! GO LASKY!!

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Trust Bond by dreamer1999 reviews
At Station 51, things start out just as they do everyday. A run, some friendly teasing, and a new paramedic... Wait, that's not so normal. And this paramedic isn't so normal either. Johnny finds himself in yet another relationship, but this one seems to be committed. The paramedics must learn to trust themselves and each other with their lives. Survival may one day depend on it.
Emergency - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,738 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 10/5/2013 - [J. Gage, OC] R. DeSoto
School Days and Superkids by glitzeybee reviews
Avengers High School AU. Follow the Avengers as they try to get through one of their hardest missions: High School! Rated T for mild language and possibly violence.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,671 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B.
EMERGENCY! Moments In Time by Ross7 reviews
Each chapter in this never-ending series will be a separate story in itself. . .just a brief glimpse into everyday life at Station 51.
Emergency - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 25,825 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 11/7/2008
You Might Just Love The Girl If by Flygon Master reviews
You Might Just Love The Girl If... A series of One-Shots, Drabbles, and Mindless Fluff about the girls of Lucky Star! All Pairs included, although it will be pretty heavy on Konata X Kagami if you will note the character selection...
Lucky Star - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,363 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Konata I., Kagami H.
Because I hate Twilight by Mai Pintian reviews
This is what happens when you cross a stalker juice loving Edward, a Jacob who always gets shot, and a Bella in between. Violence ensues... but where did they get the malk?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Family by When You're Gone reviews
Little Hope's perseptive of her insane family. Please R and R.
Raising Hope - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Hope
Operation CHRISTMAS: A Halo Reach Holiday Tale by AetheriumDreams reviews
Slightly AU. Christmas is coming up and Noble Team is getting ready. Madness ensues as Spartans try to follow holiday traditions. Meanwhile, one of them refuses to celebrate! Can the team change his mind? CarterxKat, maybe other pairings later
Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,540 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Catherine-B320/Kat/Noble Two, Carter-A259/Noble One
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Agents of Shield: At the Heart reviews
Phil Coulson's next target is a super human who has the power to steal someone's heart-literally. Is the girl killing people on purpose, or is she struggling to keep her power at bay? Coulson is determined to find out, but when he launches his agents, they find out more than they bargained for-will they make it out alive?
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,262 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/17/2013 - Published: 10/28/2013 - P. Coulson, G. Ward, OC
Meet Noble reviews
Have you ever wanted to meet Noble Team? I know I have. Here's your chance-give me a full OC, and which Noble member you would like them to spend the day with, and I will write up a chapter for you! First come, first serve, so if you want to be the first to spend a day with Noble, GIVE ME AN OC! Chapter 8 for thedeathbacon complete!
Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,619 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/25/2013 - Published: 1/17/2013
Spartan Vacation:Seattle reviews
There are numerous problems with Spartans going on vacation. There are MORE issues with Emile driving (Jorge constantly has to pull the car out of a ditch) and Jun navigating (he can't even get the stupid GPS to CONNECT). In the latest chapter, Jorge literally pops out of a tux, and Rosenda's little black dress has more problems than one. . .Chapter Ten OUT!
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,569 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Emile-A239/Noble Four, Catherine-B320/Kat/Noble Two, Jorge-052/Noble Five, Carter-A259/Noble One
We're Gonna Take Over Reach! reviews
Junie and Sara are two teenage girls with a huge goal-to take over Reach! But their plans are cut short by the notoriously tall Noble Team! Captured and imprisoned, can the two gals explain themselves to the Spartans and escape, or will they be doomed to life in prison?
Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,707 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/27/2013 - Catherine-B320/Kat/Noble Two, Jorge-052/Noble Five, Carter-A259/Noble One, OC
My Avengers reviews
Loki is back. And this time he's targeted a small group of super-powered kids. Failing to buy them, he then captures their uncompromising leader in hopes of luring his brother, Thor, and the rest of the Avengers into a trap.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,437 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Thor, Captain America/Steve R.
Spartan Vacation: The Original reviews
The Spartans venture from their home planet Reach to Seattle, Earth, then move on to Disneyland! laugh mercilessly as they struggle through security and plane rides, not to mention the Happiest Place On Earth! JorgexRosenda, OCxEmile.
Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,637 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Emile-A239/Noble Four, Carter-A259/Noble One - Complete
Yuri Hearts reviews
A sweet, innocent yuri story about Kagami and Konata. Can Kagami overcome her tsundere coldness and embrace her true love for Konata?
Lucky Star - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Konata I., Kagami H.
The Glassing reviews
It's horrible to lose your home, your family, in a glassing. Burnt to nothing by aliens who don't even speak your language. But when you survive the worst that the Covenant can give you, you think you're done. But Hyde isn't. She finds out when her adoptive family imprisons her in their basement. Is Noble Team there to help her, or trap her again?
Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,124 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Carter-A259/Noble One, Catherine-B320/Kat/Noble Two
Mamimi's Mind reviews
View the bubble brained school delinquent's sad, lonely life of bullying, and smoking her troubles away. Explores Mamimi's feelings for Takkun and his brother. Give the pink haired ditz another chance-maybe you can relate to her troubles?
Furi Kuri: FLCL - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Complete
Why Emile Has A Skull On His Helmet reviews
Told from the innocent view of a young Spartan candidate, the story of why Emile has a skull on his helmet. Multiple references to Spartans as robots, and robot/men. Very short.
Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Emile-A239/Noble Four - Complete
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