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Author has written 23 stories for Sonic the Hedgehog, Disney, Phantom of the Opera, Inuyasha, Mario, Transformers/Beast Wars, Minecraft, Five Nights at Freddy´s, Wizard of Oz, and Yu-Gi-Oh.
What is going on, my favorite maniacs? I am Manias 3-point-oh! Thought I'd drop in and do a little of my own writing. I am a slow writer, and I'm in college, so updates will be slow. However, I have a few good ones in mind, so just be patient with me.
Updates on my stories include the following:
-Days of a Minecrafter: The Adventure Begins- In a slow-going progress, but is still going/ on a hiatus due to a VERY tight schedule. Special thanks to my co-author, Riku Kingdom Hearts, for helping me out in the chapters. Also, we are still requesting OCs and new plot ideas in our chapters. Details are in each chapter at the end, if anyone is still interested.
-Disease and Chaos - Co-op fanfic posted on Gametime's channel
-Adventures of a Rose - series of adventures of Kyla as an outcast
-From the Beginning (Twentieth Story Special) - Multi-crossover/ Complete
-MMM Trilogy- Complete
-Wizard of Ozwald- Complete
-Phantom in the Night- Complete
-A Change in Heart- Complete
-A Super-Sonic Christmas- Probably one of my personal favorite Christmas specials. Complete
- A Feudal Thanksgiving- Complete
-Koga Through the Well- Complete
-Master Mobians- Completely wonderful and worth reading. Complete
-A Haunted Nightmare- Very creepy, but who doesn't love a good horror now and again? Complete
-Dinner to Divine- This was for all you ShadXAmy pairing fans. Complete
-A Night of Terror- Again, creepy. Complete
-A Startling Secret- Complete; likely to have a sequel
-Mario TV: Kyla Special interview- Is posted on Eduardo Amador Amazonas' channel/ collaborated with Eduardo Amador Amazonas' Mario TV
-Death of a brother - Co-op fanfic posted on Gametime99's channel / One-shot/ Complete
-Gameplay: Five Nights at Freddy's - Complete (Sequel, but not labeled "Gameplay" coming soon)
-Mob Crisis- Complete
-Five Nights at Freddy's: The Untold Mysteries - Complete
-Krafted- Sequel to Mob Crisis/ Complete
-Luigi - Creepypasta/ Complete
Incoming and in the making:
-FNAF/ Mario crossover (no name yet) - Started
-Missing Link- Not started
-Five Reasons Not to go to a Pizzeria on Halloween Night- Five Nights at Freddy's/ Sonic/ Mario crossover/ likely to be posted next Halloween/ Co-op with Gametime
All info about me will be strictly limited. Otherwise, I am a girl and I have no reason for being here except to entertain with my imagination skills. I like nature and waterfalls, I play Viola and Violin (two closely related instruments), I have one brother who annoys me like a hive of yellow jackets making a hive out of your house (that actually DID happen to me once), and I have four adorable cats (one of them climbs a ladder like a human and she can stand up to our neighbor's huge black-lab). Three are tiger cats (normal, tan, and Gray and White colored), and a calico ( the ladder-climbing cat). My favorite saying (I made it up) is: "The only thing faster than light is life itself." Though it may not interest you, I have the same birthday as two of my favorite movie stars: Christopher Lee, and Vincent Price. If you've never heard of either of these guys, you suck. I kid! But Christopher Lee has been in Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, and a bunch of others. Vincent Price is a legend in Dracula movies and other scary films plus he voiced Iron Tail in Peter Rabbit and the creepy voice in Michal Jackson's "Thriller". Still don't believe me? My birthday is their birthday if you even care to look. May 27th.
I have an official Youtube Channel (hooray for me) so if you want to drop in, URL link is here:
Just put that in the URL, and click on my channel. I'd love to hear feedback from you guys. I'm reading the fanfictions off of THIS VERY SITE. So if you want me to read yours, be sure to PM me or drop it in the comments section of the videos. I know I've been very slow with the updates, but that's because I'm kind of on a hiatus with the videos until my schedule can clear up long enough for me to get back to entertaining you guys. As an ancient Chinese prophet once said, "Patience is a virtue."
Anyways, enjoy the stories. I've got a few OCs I made up that I'll be using occasionally. Here are some of them:
-Kyla Rose Koopa: Half Koopa, Half human General. At age two, her human mother died of an unknown disease. Her human Father was gone too because he ran off. She was taken in and adopted by Bowser and trained in the ways of a koopa. At age 8, a spiked koopa shell hit her in the back, spikes first. She mutated into what was known as a half-breed. At age thirteen, she was promoted to General through hard work, and great loyalty. She even crafted her soul-blade, Banri, to help with her fighting. However, as soon as she was, a great evil awoke from underneath the Mushroom Kingdom: the Dark Star. He needed Kyla's body to ensure that his plans to dominate the universe would come to be. For many years, the two grew in strength, and battled endlessly. Recently, Kyla's curiosity got the better of her, and Lord Bowser grew so angry with her, he demoted her and grounded her until further notice. Kyla's rage took hold, and she ran away with her supplies, Banri, and her free will. But Kyla began to miss being the commander of the planet's largest army. So, she came back to Lord Bowser in disguise. When she got there, the whole army was slacking, and Lord Bowser was in distress. She saw what running away had done to herself and her family. Even though the disguise helped, she was blamed by Iggy for her own disappearance. That's when she confessed that she was Kyla, not Rose. Everyone was overjoyed. Bowser forgave her, granted her redemption, and gave her back her status as top general. Now, she continues to serve as Lord Bowser's top General with undying loyalty.
-Kokatchii: Wolf demon of the east. Like Koga, she enjoys pissing off Inuyasha, but in a different way: Insults. As long as she has two shikkon jewel shards in her legs, she can run as fast as Koga. She hopes that someday, he'll ask her out for a hunt.
-Sasha the Hedgehog: Sister to Shadow and the story is basically the same thing. Only, instead of going to Earth after Maria died, Sasha stayed behind to help Dr. Gerald. Unfortunately, she couldn't because the capsule she was in wouldn't allow her to do so. She was sent to Earth three years later to aid Shadow. They didn't see each other for 55 years. Now the family is reunited, and she is an official member of Team Sonic...occasionally.
-FireyIce: A girl who has the abillity to control hot and cold, fire and ice. She was accidentally hit with both a flame thrower on her left, and an ice thrower on her left (it was an all out fight between two guys that decided to get serious or something). Since she was a good inventor, she made an outfit complete with a jet pack. Now, she flies around Mobius protecting the innocent.
-Creeper Hunter Girl/ CHG/ Stephanie: Born and raised in a village of miners and hunters in Minecraftia, her parents were ruthlessly murdered by Herobrine's army of Zombies, Zombie Pigmen, and other various hostile mobs. But, as she got older, she began to hunt down mobs and, her specialty, Creepers. To this day, she roams from seed to seed hunting mobs, slaying Creepers, and saving lives across the worlds. She has short brown hair with a green headband, a creeper shirt, and blue jeans. She has emerald green eyes, and has that punk/ friendly personality. She has faced many bosses (not to mention being corrupted by them), and she'll be ready for anything thrown at her.
The blade mentioned mostly in the Mario world called Banri (pronounced Bahn- rye) is a made up blade that sort of has the same shape and characteristics of Bankotsu's Banryu in Inuyasha. Same size and everything, just a different name and design on the handle. Plus, every time Kyla gets new powers, he does too.
These are all copy and paste with a few of my own added in. Feel free to put them in your profiles.
Top 68 Most Annoying Things to Do In an Elevator
1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.
5. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
6. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
7. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
8. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on; ask if they have an appointment.
9. Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
10. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
11. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
12. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
13. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
15. Swat at flies that don't exist.
16. Tell people that you can see their aura.
17. Call out, "Group Hug!" and then enforce it.
18. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
19. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
20. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
21. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
22. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
23. Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
24. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
25. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".
26. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"
27. Put police tape in front of the door before entering.
28. Fart loudly when there are only two of you in the elevator. Argue vehemently that it wasn't you.
29. Do the "potty dance" all the way to the elevator door. Upon arrival, sigh and look greatly relieved.
30. Throw a rave.
31. Place potted plants and water fountains at strategic locations in the lift. When people ask what you are doing, tell them you "won't ride an elevator that's not fung shwei."
32. Greet everyone getting on with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral".
33. Hum the first six notes of the "It's a small world" over and over again.
34. Lean over to another rider and whisper 'Noogie patrol coming!'"
35. Have a heated debate with yourself.
36. Bring a melon onto the elevator. Try to sell it to the other passengers.
37. Drum on every available surface.
38. Write a big X on the elevator floor, and hand out "pirate" maps to everyone as they enter.
39. Give psychotherapy to the other passengers.
40. Greet everyone coming on as if they were your best friend. Use the same name for all of them.
41. Say "ring ring," then pull a banana out of your pocket and start talking into it.
42. Propose to the other passengers.
43. Challenge people to duels.
44. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
45. Come on looking really scared, and say to another passenger..."I'm kinda nervous...this is my first time flying..."
46. Any time someone enters the doors, recoil in horror.
47. Shout "Food fight!"
48. Every time someone else talks, angrily shout: "Some people are trying to sleep here!"
49. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to pull the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
50. Lick one of the buttons. Tell the other passengers you're sick and tired of people stealing your food the second you turn your back.
51. Elevators were practically MADE for river dance!
52. Bring a snowboard onto the elevator. Put it on. Every time the lift goes up or down, shout "WOO-YEAH! This is what I call sick air!"
54. Every time the elevator goes down, loudly scream "OH MY GOD!! We're all gonna die! This is it! This is it! It's over! IT'S OVER!!" Look relieved when it stops moving. When you begin to drop again, repeat.
55. Ask the other passengers if they want to see your glass clown collection.
56. Practice your kung fu.
57. Make race car noises when people get on and off.
58. Ask everyone on the elevator: "Are you my mother?"
59. Fly a model airplane.
60. Do yoga.
61. Play the accordion
62. Enter the elevator with nothing on your head. Individually ask everyone if they like your hat.
63. Bring a rocking chair. Sit and knit.
64. Recite gangsta rap lyrics in monotone.
65. Enter with a shovel, and attempt to "dig for treasure."
66. Read "Green Eggs and Ham" at the top of your lungs. Sound out every word.
67. Fart numerous times.
OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
This poem is from the novel based on Star Wars Episode III Revenge of the Sith. I find it, personally, to be quite true, and so, here it is.
The dark is generous.
The dark protects us from what we dare not know.
Day is the illusion.
The dark is generous, and it is patient.
The dark is generous, and it is patient, and it always wins.
The dark is generous and it is patient and it always wins – but in the heart of its strength lies its weakness: one lone candle is enough to hold it back.
Children Learn What They Live
If children live with criticism, they learn to condemn.
Post these if they are your favorite quotes. You can also add some when you post:
-"Khaaaaaan!"-Spock, Star Trek Into Darkness
-"Silence!..I Keel you!!...!!...!!!!"- Achmed, Jeff Dunham Spark of Insanity
-"May the force be with you."- Qui-gon Jinn, Star Wars The Phantom Menace
-"If it's not Boruqe, don't fix it."- Cogsworth, Beauty and the Beast
-"I'm a poet and don't know it, but my feet show it...they're long fellows."- Unknown
-"Think, think, think..."- Winnie the Pooh, The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh
-"'These are plastic. He can't fly.'
'They are Carbonite alloy, and I CAN fly.'
'No, you can't.'
'*sigh* yes, I can.'
'CAN'T, CAN'T CAAAAN'T!!!'"- Buzz and Woody, Toy Story
-"'You're mocking me, aren't you?'
'Oh, no no no no, BUZZ! Look! An Alien!!'
'Ahhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahaa!!!!! *falls over mellow-dramaticly and laughing*'"- Buzz and Woody, Toy Story
-"This is my brain on the Box. *whomp!* DOES ANYONE ELSE FEEL LIKE A FRIED EGG?!"- Riddler, Batman Forever
-"He will kill you. It's not a matter of if, but a matter of where, when, and how painful it is."- Unknown, Gravity Falls
-"Oh, there's more, but only the first one's free."- Riddler, Batman Forever
-"Curiouser and curiouser..."- Alice, Alice in Wonderland
-"To be, or not to be? THAT is the question!"- Hamlet, William Shakespeare
-"If you utter so much as one syllable, I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN AND GUT YOU LIKE A FISH!!!! If you'd like to fax me, press the star key."- The Grinch, How The Grinch Stole Christmas
-"When life gives you lemons, call them yellow oranges and sell them for double the price."- Grunkle Stan, Gravity Falls
-"I'M GONNA DIE!!! I'M GONNA DIE!!! I'M GONNA THROW UP,THEN I'M GONNA DIE!!!"- The Grinch, How The Grinch Stole Christmas
-"Hey! Did you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?"
sticks carrots in eyes* "You lied to me!" -Random guys, ASDF 6
-"This Whobalation might change my entire outlook on LIFE!!"
"No."-Grinch and Cindy-Lou, How the Grinch stole Christmas
-"Good day Mr. Sheepsbutt!"
"*chuckles* Oh, yeah, like THAT's any better." -Gru and Silas Ramsbottom Despicable Me 2
-"Dearly Beloved, we be gathered here today TO NAIL YOUR GIZZARDS TO THE MAST, YOU POXY CUR!"- Hector Barbossa, Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
-"Blind spot: yes. Deaf spot:...not so much." -Gobber How to Train your Dragon
-"Is that it?" -Gobber How to Train your Dragon
-"Look, Ma; I'm road-kill! HA HA HA!!!" -The Mask, The Mask
-"Hold on, sugar; Daddy's got a sweet-tooth tonight!!" -The Mask, The Mask
-"Ssssssssssssssm-MOKIN'!!!!!!" -The Mask, The Mask
-"Ooh! Somebody Stop me!!!" -The Mask, The Mask
-"Give me one good reason to blow it up, and I will." -Me
-"It's not as if a massive ship is going to appear out of the blue and save us. MY GOSH!!!" -Batman -Lego Movie
-"Alright, you gotta write all that down, 'cause I ain't gonna remember, but here we go!" -Vitruvius -Lego Movie
-"There are three things you should never discuss with people: religion, politics, and the Great Pumpkin." -Linus- It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
-"BEGONE,SATAN!!!! Hello, Shamu." -Walter- Jeff Dunham, Spark of Insanity
-"What is your weakness?"
"Cupcakes...and (c)orn...well, not at the same time!!" -Melvin and Jeff- Spark of Insanity
-"How did he get on the stick?"
"Probably some horrible pogo accident! Y'know: Doing dong ,(GROOOIN!!!!)
"Ole" -Peanut, Jeff, and Hose- Spark of Insanity
Post these questions in your profile and challenge yourself to them. Leave my answers out if you please.
1. What life-style best defines you?
2. Who is top priority in your life?
3. Can you think of a word between "Heaven" and "Hell"?
4. Who is your favorite character?
5. Do you act a lot?
6. What is your purpose on Earth?
7. What is the definition of "pain"?
8. What is your least favorite class (or subject)?
9. Can you describe the color blue without seeing it?
10. How do you feel good?
11. If you could, would you consider buying a lottery ticket?
12. "Can you feel the love tonight?"
13. Label three things that make you special.
And 14. Woof?
And my answers are:
1. Care-free and dependent. I'm slowly working my way up to "independent", but it's taking longer than I'd like.
2. God. Anyone for runner-up?
3. How about "Heck"?
4. OMG, I have so many, I loose track!
5. All day, all night, baby/man!
6. Ask me that when I find out.
7. I dunno, really; I've never really felt any that serious...unless it's mental, of course.
8. Psychology (Don't ask; it just is! It's SOOOO confusing!!). The runner-up is math.
9. Not really...Calm, peaceful...Kind of, just, there...Ow; my head hurts.
10. With a hot tea in my right hand and a good book in my left hand (or a Youtube video to watch), sitting in a comfy chair with all four cats on me. Yep! Life is good.
11. I have thought about it, and then thought better of it. "The lottery is a tax on the poor and the people who can't do math" (Dave Ramsey). I can't do math, but if it's given to me as a gift for fun, I'll play a little scratch card...maybe.
12. "The peace the evening brings." Gotta love Lion King.
13. I'm a Christian, I am a musician, and I am creative.
And 14. Meow.
Here is a poem I made that I'm really proud of:
The Outdoor Symphony:
Music to me is thousands of birds singing with different tones,
hundreds of singing winds blowing through the reeds,
rain tapping on the percussive window panes,
spider webs, tree branches and crickets on their strings.
All together playing the symphony of the great outdoors.
The audience is anyone who hears and finds the beautiful music outside their living room.
To all who would find these funny, post them on your profile:
-Why did Beethoven throw out all the chickens? Because they all kept saying "Bach, Bach, Bach".
-A three-year-old boy and his dad went to see a litter of kittens. When he got home, he ran up to his mom and said in excitement, “Mom, I saw the kittens. There are two boy kittens and two girl kittens.”
“How do you know?” his mother asked.
“Daddy picked them up and looked underneath,” he said. “I think it must be printed on the bottom.”
-A lot of money is tainted. It t'aint yours and it t'aint mine.
-When he sat in his dentist's chair for root canal work, he lost his nerve.
-My friend is dressing as the King of Hearts for Halloween. I think I'll follow suit.
-There was a ghost at the hotel, so they called for an inn spectre.
-Two vultures tried to board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. They were stopped because you are only allowed one carrion per passenger.
-Since taking the job in The Everglades I've been swamped!
-Lumberjack axed (he just couldn't hack it).
-I found a Justin Bieber concert ticket nailed to a tree, so I took it. You never know when you might need a nail.
-When bees build a new hive do they have a house swarming party?
-Do farmers make crop circles with a protractor?
-My fruit was stolen – I reported it as a stroberry.
-What did one little chic say when it found a citrus fruit in the nest? "Look at the orange Mama laid."
-I graduated sumo cum laude from the Japan Wrestling Academy.
-When fish are in schools, do they sometimes take debate?
-Never leave an atom alone. You have to keep your ion it.
-A circus lion won't eat clowns - it’s because they taste funny.
"I'm Fine" by Howard Yu
“Tell Me, Doctor" by Anita Remady
"Parachuting" by Hugo Furst
“Exercise on Wheels" by Sy Kling
"An Embarrassing Moment" by Lucy Lastick
"Breaking In" by Jimmy DeLock
"To Catch A Worm" by Earl E. Byrd
"Bluegrass Music" by Amanda Lynn
"Wild Animals Of The Western Plains" by Ann Talope
Here are some quotes from who-knows-where (Exactlywhat, THANK you for this.), because I believe that our favorite quotes say more about us than the people or things we're quoting...
That we don't have to change friends, if we understand that friends change.
That no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you once in a while, and you must forgive them for it.
That true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. Same goes for true love.
That you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life.
That it's taking a long time to become the person I want to be.
That you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them.
That you can keep going long after you can't.
That we are responsible for what we do, no matter how we feel.
That either you control your attitude or it controls you.
That regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, passion fades and there had better be something else to take it's place.
That heroes are the people who do what has to be done, regardless of the consequences.
That money is a bad way to keep score.
That my best friend and I can do anything or nothing, and still have the best time.
That sometimes, the people you expect to kick you when you're down are the ones who help you get back up.
That when I'm angry, I have the right to be angry, but that doesn't give me the right to be cruel.
That just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, they love you with all they have.
That maturity has more to do with the kind of experiences you've had and what you've learned from them, and less with how many birthdays you've celebrated.
That it isn't always enough to be forgiven by others. Sometimes, you have to forgive yourself.
That no matter how hard your heart has broken, the world doesn't stop for your grief.
That our background and circumstances may have influenced who we are, we are responsible for who we become.
That just because two people argue, it doesn't mean they don't love each other. And just because they don't argue, doesn't mean they do.
That you shouldn't be so eager to find out a secret. It could change your life forever.
That two people can look at exactly the same thing and see something completely different.
That your life can be changed in a matter of hours, by people who don't even know you.
That even when you have no more to give, when a friend cries out to you, you will find the strength to help.
The credentials on the wall do not make you a decent human being.
That the people you care about most in your life are taken from you too soon.
(And, believe it or not, but that was all on a sign in a resturaunt.)
Fun Stuff...(Most of these are from Exactlywhat's profile. Check her out.)
Failure is the fog through which we glimpse triumph. -Ironpatriotrox
(An unmatched left parenthesis creates an unresolved tension that will stay with you all day.
I want to be the person that when my feet hit the floor in the morning, the Devil says "Oh, shoot! She's awake!"
No problem should ever have to be solved twice. Oh, good. I don't have to do math any more. Someone already solved those problems.
When I am struck by the urge to exercise, I sit in a comfortable chair and wait for the urge to pass.
Watch out for men in suits and ties; they like to tell little white lies.
I want to be a blip on the Devil's radar.
Sticks and stones may break your bones, but words can get you in a lot of trouble.
I don't have ADHD, I just- Squirrel.
Sorry, Christmas is canceled. I told Santa I was good this year, and he died laughing.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk. They then spend the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
A computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for my karate.
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
I don't obsess! I just... think intently.
Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
Yes, I hit like a girl. If you hit a little bit harder, you could too!
It's us versus the world. We attack at dawn!
You ask what's so exciting about blowing stuff up? Well, see, it turns stuff, into flying chunks of stuff!
I ran with scissors and lived! It made me feel dangerous.
I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.
God made man. Then he looked, thought, said "I can do better", and he made woman.
I'm not scared of death! What's it gonna do, kill me?
It doesn't matter how it explodes, as long as it explodes.
What's normal? Is it a disease? OMG! Don't come near me! I might catch your 'normal'!!
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
I use the force to open automatic doors... But I'm still working on the regular ones.
Stand back! I'm trying science!
I know kung fu, karate, and 37 other dangerous words.
CAUTION! I'm not like other girls.
You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
Curiosity killed the cat, but I was a suspect for a while.
Can't stand me? Then sit down.
HA HA HA! HAHAHAHA!... Wait... What?
Slinky Escalator = Endless Fun
I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.
I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!
Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
Toes: see "shin."
While driving yesterday I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it... thanks Mario Kart.
I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.
My mind works like lightning... one brilliant flash and it's gone.
If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?
Never, under any circumstance, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
There is a very fine line between 'hobby' and 'mental illness'.
Never lick a steak knife.
The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.
You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.
You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can actually see a baby emerging from her at that moment.
A person who is nice to you but rude to the waiter is not a nice person.
The Autobots don't do toasters, but if they did, they'd be the best toasters in the universe. But be glad the Decepticons don't do toasters either... They'd burn all the toast.
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic. (I add:) Look how well THAT turned out.
Men are like fine wine... They start out as grapes, and it's up to the women to stomp the snot out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, but Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.
If Revenge is a dish best served cold, and Revenge is sweet, than wouldn't it be ice cream?
If "the pen is mightier than the sword", how come "actions speak louder than words"?
Just when they think they have all the answers, I change the questions.
I'm a Christian and Proud of it!! If you are a Christian please copy & paste this and then add your name here: Riku's Music Lover, MysteryGirl7Freak, Manias 3.0, LadyAnatar, Readingroxs, Eggwona
Even when you can’t see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD, put this in your profile. God is our creator and savior, and even though sometimes I struggle with the fact, I still believe.
Abortion is just another form of cruel, unusual murder. Stop killing innocent and perfect lives before they've just begun. Copy and paste this if you are against abortion, and add your name to the list:
Mommy, I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.
Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.
You know what Mommy I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.
Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.
You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby, Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?
I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!
Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me, Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.
If you're against abortion, re-post this.
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes. Very quietly, I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''
"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart
I have a one-time gift. A beautiful gift that many people are ridiculed for in this day and age. A precious gift that many people throw away. It's called "virginity", and I plan to not waste it on some jerk of a boyfriend who's just gonna dump me later. I choose to be faithful to my future husband, the man who will love me for the rest of my life, and to wait for the wedding day!! If you have chosen to save your one-time gift and are PROUD of your purity, paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Dearheart, BabyBeaver, NyanRainbowPrincess, Manias 3.0
Just to let you guys know, do not be afraid to comment about any of the above to me in the PM. I can take it.
That's all for now. Later!