Jauntues Tigerwolf
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Joined 11-14-12, id: 4362671, Profile Updated: 07-29-14
Author has written 10 stories for Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Naruto, Red vs. Blue, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Samurai 7, G. I. Joe, Hunger Games, Walking Dead, Bonanza, and Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人.

Hi Jauntues Tigerwolf here,

I was introduced to this site through one of my friends, who also makes fanfictions on this site. You know her as BobaAddict. No, I am not going to tell all of you what her real name is!! Before this I used to write small stories in composition books, I never really finished them though, because I didn't have anyone to read them and understand what I was talking about. That and I was really embarassed to show people my works. When BobaAddict told me about this site, however, I got the confidence to join up and see other peoples works as well as to show my own. I don't mind criticisim. The main fanfiction I write is Star Wars:The Clone Wars, cartoon. I am a big fan of that show... really I am, I watch the new episode every Saturday! My fav. animals in the whole world is either an all black Artic Wolf(I know they are white but if you see a black one you just fall in love with it.) or a white Siberian Tiger.

Some of my close friends on this site...

BobaAddict

Rigoudon3

Aquarius.Rise

ChrilyxAndSocks27

Favorite bands and songs...

Three Days Grace- Animal I Have Become- Riot- Pain- Never to Late-Time of Dying- High Road- Get Out Alive- Chalk Outline- Home- Scared- Just Like You- I Hate Everything About You

Red- Shadows

Pillar- Frontline

Copy this into your profile if you're a procrastination addict.

The longest sentence known to man: "I do."

I only use deodorant under one arm, so I know what I would have smelled like.

Crime doesn't pay... Does that mean my job is a crime?

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.

Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?

I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.

Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.

What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant.

I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain. No pain.

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $4.95 a minute.

Please turn your mobile phone upside down now! Hurry 370HSSV 0773H

I heard you took an IQ test and they said you're results were negative.

What do u call dog with no legs? Don't matter wot u call him, he ain't gonna come.

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?

Born Free... Taxed to Death.

We will now upgrade your brain, please wait... searching... searching... still searching... sorry NO BRAIN found

16 ways to maintain a Healthy level of insanity.

A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma Sota Balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars, see if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put a garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone is over their Caffeine addictions, switch to expresso.
6. Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance to the Prophecy".
7.Don’t use any punctuation.
8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
9. Specify that your drive thru order is "To Go"
10. Sing Along at the Opera
11. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don’t rhyme.
12. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
13. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON I WON!!"
14. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they’re loose!!
15. Tell your children over diner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
16. Send this to your friends to make them smile, It’s called therapy.

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
"'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

LOLZ--

This is the stupid test! 90 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that apply to you!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking

5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people the blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself

8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs(IT CAN BE DONE!!!)

14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave

15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair

16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it

18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name

20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan

29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk

30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident (the shoes looked the same)
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on.
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it.
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa

62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it

63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side

66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions

67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face

73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.

84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it

i am one of those people who hate these kinds of stereo types!! post this on your profile if you do too!!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRATIC, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told).
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo, not very good at it, and kind of hate writing.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the MOST POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.


Friends v.s Best Friends

FRIENDS: Will tell you what you want to hear.
BEST FRIENDS: Will always tell the truth.

FRIENDS: Will be there for you all through school.
BEST FRIENDS: Will be there till the day you die.

FRIENDS: Hate it when you call after they've gone to bed.
BEST FRIENDS: Ask you why you took so long to call.

FRIENDS: Wonder about your romantic history.
BEST FRIENDS: Could blackmail you with it.

FRIENDS: When visiting, acts like a guest.
BEST FRIENDS: Open your refrigerator and helps themself.

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Have shoulders soggy from your tears.

FRIENDS: Don't know your parents' first names.
BEST FRIENDS: Have their phone numbers in their address book.

FRIENDS: Expect you to always be there for them.
BEST FRIENDS: Expect to always be there for you.

FRIENDS: Are people you enjoy hanging out with.
BEST FRIENDS: Are people you need.

FRIENDS: Will say, "Don't hurt her" and leave it at that
BEST FRIENDS: Will say, "She's my best friend, break her heart, I'll break your face!"

FRIENDS: Will ask why you're crying
BEST FRIENDS: Will already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS:Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and yell 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! we fucked up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRENDS: Will confort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its becuase your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this shittttt!


(Copy and Paste this if you hate drinking and driving)

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: no.

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: not really.

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: no.

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: no.

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: no.

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: no.

Girl: Choose me or your life.

Boy: My life.

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says:

Boy: The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason why I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason why I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason why I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I wouldn't do anything for you is because I would do EVERYTHING for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.- stories like this really make me wonder if there is a God or not...

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her while she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

DO IT!!

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is retard cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on.


Some awesome quotes I found (from this site and else where.) if you like them feel free to copy and paste then onto your profile. :)

When men are threatened they are irrational, when you threaten something they love; they become unstoppable.

I fight for the men I've held in my arms dying on foreign soil, I fight for their wives and children;whose names I heard whispered in there last breath, I fight so that all the fighting I've done hasn't been for nothing, I fight because I must.

The law of the Wild- Eat or be Eaten

The strong will survive, the weak will die.

May shadows hide you and darkness keep you safe.

May the sun light your path and its' rays shine through you.

I show no fear. I will destroy my enemies.

Against all and everything, against the beginning of the end, we stand, we fight, we die... To the end of our world we stand defiant. Shall you die before me brother, know that I will one day join you in the land of the gods.

My friends, there are those who call humans weak. That we are not fit to live in this universe. It may be true we do not have as much speed or strength as the other races, but we have something greater. We have hope, we have courage, and we will never back down when challenged! We shall all stand and fight, no matter how bleak our situation may be! But not for glory, no, we fight for freedom! We fight and we die for the freedom of the universe! And we will succeed!

Today my brothers we stand together! We may not live to see tomorrow, but we will protect our home until our last breaths! We will not perish. Even if we die we will know we did our best! Do not be afraid my comrades. They want to conquer our lands, but we fight with our hearts! Today we make our final stand! Today we fight! Today we die! Today we are free!!

My hands are cold and unsteady. The loss of my comrades weighs heavy on my mind. I stand before an army that extends beyond the horizon... Teeth gnashing...shields clashing...I am one, the enemy is many. This is not a battle, fate has decided. They don't stand a chance.

You can never start a fight, but you may end one. (something my dad taught me about fighting)

As we sail on these sands we know what we must do. The survival of our capital city is in our hands. We are mercenaries, we are hunters, we are soldiers, we are knights! We are all the same this day. Tis the day we challenge the elder dragon as the festival of fear begins. We not not of the outcome, we not know our survival, it what we do know is that we will not go down without a fight! Today is the day we send the separatists to hell!

They each died in the other's arms. A faint smile on their lips. A thousand leagues away a Phoenix staggered from the ashes and spread her wings wide.

I watched them fight and die, in the name of freedom. They speak of liberty and justice, but for whom?

Together we will rise up! Together we will succeed. Together we are, the Brotherhood!

If I charge, charge with me. If I fall, avenge me. If I retreat, kill me.

I didn't fall from Heaven. I rose from Hell.

Don't knock on Death's door-ring the bell and run. He hates that.

When life gives you lemons. Make apple juice and enjoy watching others try and figure out how you did it.

When life gives you lemons,make lemonade. Then find someone who's life gave them vodka and have a party.

Through Darkness and Light, we'll fight for what's right. We're an unstoppable power, an unbreakable wall. We see the world through many eyes and many voices, and in the end, United we stand. Divided we fall.

We are breathing in plant sperm and in that sense, we are all whores.-Stephanie (my friend)

People speak sometimes about the "bestial" cruelty of man, but that is terribly unjust and offensive to beasts, no animal could ever be so cruel as a man, so artfully, so artistically cruel.

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Daedric Princes Reads Fan Mail! by Ausar The Vile reviews
In which all Daedric Princes reads their letters from their fans. Weird moments and chaos ensues! Rated T for any inappropriate words.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 62 - Words: 75,888 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 5/4 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Complete
Causa Mortis by fluttermoth reviews
While avoiding her so-called destiny as the Dragonborn, Lumen falls in with the Dark Brotherhood. Life as an assassin suits her well, but everything changes when Cicero and the Night Mother appear. (Will loosely follow the Dark Brotherhood and Main story lines with some original additions. Listener/Cicero pairing. Rated M for sound reasons.)
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 195,778 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Cicero V.
In a World of What If by Nevalyn24 reviews
What if Eli "Weevil" Navarro had been leaving the police station when Veronica walked in after Shelly Pomroy's party? Disclaimer: All Veronica Mars characters and storylines belong to Rob Thomas, in case you didn't know.
Veronica Mars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 93 - Words: 134,139 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 4/4/2014 - Veronica, Weevil
The Battle Plan by HimekoUchia reviews
Three French teens enter the Naruto-verse planning to have fun messing about. The reality of their situation soon catches up with them and they realize that the ninja world is both a horribly dangerous and exciting place. However, they always have time to traumatize some shinobi includes Akatsuki!GaaraxOC,NejiTen, ShikaTema, SasuNaru etc. Starts at Pre-chunin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 270,613 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 5/6/2010 - [Gaara, OC] Sasuke U., Akatsuki
A Better Man by 27dayz reviews
After Carol's death, Daryl makes a desperate wish to save her. Suddenly, he finds himself back in the quarry, staring as she and her daughter cower in the shadow of her husband. With all of his memories of the future intact, can Daryl change life as he knows it? And just how will this journey change him? M for later chapters. Caryl.
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 102 - Words: 474,772 - Reviews: 1961 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 733 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 8/20/2013 - [Daryl D., Carol] Merle D., Sophia
Herobrine by NotPaul reviews
We players should not judge who 'He' is, without seeing the story through 'His' eyes. [Now rated T for mild violence]
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 67,206 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 7/30/2013
Taming the beast by nightxxxlover reviews
Alex wasnt in to dolls or other girly things growing up instead she developed a fascination with guns and knives thanks to being raised by mercenaries. One rainy night she comes running home to the only home she has ever known and runs smack into a very tall distraction. In the process she finds a lot more then she bargained for. Family, friends and maybe a new perspective on life.
Expendables - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,881 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Barney Ross, Gunnar Jensen, Toll Road, OC
Romantic Misadventures of the Dovahkiin by Xenostatica reviews
Terra is the reluctant Dovahkiin and wishes to hide what she is. Farkas, her companion on a quest, wants to fight a creature that is well worth his skill. When Terra ends up wounded after a fight with a dragon, they are stuck at an inn while she recovers. Things might not be so clear cut when she discovers Farkas might not have been talking about hunting a dragon to test his skill.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 52,160 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/26 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Farkas
Hero's Bane by BlackDragon41 reviews
Steve has discovered the land of his dreams, however, it turns out that it's not at all like it seemed to be. Now he has become plagued by a mysterious figure that goes by the cursed name: Herobrine. After coming face to face with this force of evil, he will uncover the dark history of Herobrine while also trying to survive and escape his wrath. Cover by Carify.
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 85 - Words: 529,177 - Reviews: 1208 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Steve
How did this happen by captainrexbest35 reviews
they crashed in my backyard
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,942 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Captain Rex, Clones
The Chance To Change Destiny by Twiggy Otaku reviews
After being kidnapped by some strange old ninja, two girls are surprised to find themselves int he world of Naruto, a show they both watched,and they decide to change the plot of Naruto for the better. They also find themselves with some... alterations that seem to make things interesting. OCs.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 76,981 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Gaara, Sasori
Imperfect Clone by BlueKat12345 reviews
Imperfection is just a clone, created, trained, and abused to be fearless, intelligent and emtionless. But SHE was born improperly, so she was kept a secret. But when she's discovered, she taken in by her 'Brothers' With their help, can she learn to be human, and will she learn to care for others and most of all, herself? Mainly Clones, sometimes Jedi are involed
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 22,607 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Clones, OC - Complete
AoT: Black Skies by BluePhoenix34 reviews
In a world were giant humanoids rule the food chain, humanity struggles for survival after Wall Maria is breached. After her home falling and death of her brother, Gianne Starken and her friends join the military to avenge their loved ones. A story of sacrifice, adventure, honor, and love, Gianne learns that her desire to defeat the Titans will change her view on the world forever.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 72,558 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/7/2014 - Published: 3/1/2014 - Eren Y., Levi A., Mikasa A.
To Call Her Crazy by Dazela reviews
Leles, a shrimp of a girl with a strong head and fire for life, wakes up in a new world and begins her trek across Skyrim. With the help of some newly made friends and the Dragonborn, she will set out to find that falling into the harsh Nord world of her video game was no mere coincidence. Reviews welcome and every reader appreciated. [on sporadic hiatus]
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 79,953 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/7/2014 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Lydia
Give Up The Fight by BlackDragon41 reviews
Steve has had it bad every since his parents died as an infant; now as 7 year old boy, he's living with abusive adoptive parents. Little did he know that a trip through the woods to escape tension would throw him on a daunting journey with Herobrine to try & stop him from getting revenge. A chain of events leads to a calamitous threat that not even Herobrine himself can face alone.
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 132,871 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/9/2014 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Steve
Here We Go Again by Cat414 reviews
The Expendables team needs to save Melanie again not only from her captors but from herself as well. Will Mel ever be the same? What will happen between her and Lee? Sequel to One More Time and final story of the Me and My Expendable Team trilogy. Disclaimer: I don't own the expendables.
Expendables - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,623 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/5/2014 - Published: 10/25/2013 - Lee Christmas, OC - Complete
Scar's Perfect Opposite: Scarlett the Metal? by Annabeth Zatsune reviews
She looks perfectly normal... Except for the tattoos covering her remarkable body. She was mixed with titanium, and is now slightly super-human... But why is she bent on protecting the military, who uprooted Ishval, her home-country? This is unknown, as is her connection to Scar. But when she reveals it, all hell breaks loose. ScarxOC, swearing, gore. R&R!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 30,954 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/14/2014 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Edward E., Scar
These Battle Scars (Mostly On Hold) by Crashingthroughthesnow reviews
A blinding white light can go unnoticed in the midst of a battle, even when it fades and there's a young girl lying in its place. Covered in wounds and scars and on the brink of death, Artemis North is lucky to have been found by a squad of clones after a battle. Hiding the knowledge of how she arrived, she must rely on the Republic to survive getting home. Maybe slashes. Rated T.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,022 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/14/2014 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Ahsoka T., Anakin S., Obi- Wan K., Clones
A Minecraft Tale (Officially archived story) by Amanda the Huntress reviews
My name is Huntress. I'm a Steve of a vast and beautiful world inhabited by me and six others. Now it's all about to change. Herobrine has returned to our world, but that isn't all. The first evil, behind every terror known to us, is about to make one final strike. We have only one chance. But you don't know the full story yet. Let me start from the beginning... (BEING REWRITTEN)
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 70,634 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Complete
Render the Extra Mile by Nickeltaffy reviews
Flinging himself into the portal to rescue Dawn from Glory, a traumatized Spike reappears in Sunnydale 147 days later. Dawn is overjoyed to see the vampire; but something yanks the Spike back to a hell dimension. Dawn launches her own rescue mission and is soon followed by the Scoobies. The question soon becomes not whether they can rescue Spike, but can they rescue themselves.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 57,823 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Spike
My one wish by foxylove51 reviews
Two young girls end up in a world they've never heard of, full of deadly ninjas and freaks! All thanks to some elderly woman, who granted the girls one wish.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,041 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/25/2014 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Gaara, Kankuro
Rat Poison by DarkinUnderground reviews
One of the Joes has been injected will a lethal poison that will slowly kill them, forcing the others to watch helplessly as it happens. Their only chance of saving them is to walk into an obvious Cobra trap to get the antidote. The only problem? They don't know who's been injected with the poison! Tunnel Rat's POV
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,022 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Tunnel Rat, Duke
Minecraft: In the Mod by Kal213 reviews
A group of teenagers all install a strange new Minecraft mod, but are astonished when they are 'chosen' and sucked into the game. They now must find a way out of their favourite game, and find out who is behind this! My take on the 'sucked into Minecraft' story theme.
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,001 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/25/2014 - Published: 11/17/2013 - OC
Teams and Families by missmoney101 reviews
Sequel to Feelings set in the Red vs Blue time as opposed to the Project Freelancer time. The Reds get a new team member who is very closely related to one of the Blues. How is everyone going to cope? Rated T for swearing and Tucker - ON HIATUS, UNDERGOING A REWRITE
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 48,294 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 4/25/2014 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Wash, OC
Crimson Cross by aishachase97 reviews
The sequel to Living Existence. The vampires are back, and things are taking a turn to for the worst. Taylor needs to find a special object to stop all the rogue vampires and their leader, only this time it takes place in her world. Taylor, Aubrey, Kankuro and Gaara, are on another adventure. But when Taylor finds herself deeper than she imagined, can Gaara dig her out?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,518 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/31/2014 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Gaara
Desert Rose by LadyRunic reviews
Trapped in the Naruto-verse, with you guessed it, Gaara. I'm being chased by Orochimaru and two shinigami have been meddling in my life. Geez... What more can a teenager want? Oh, yeah. Some good old pranks! *DISCONTINUED*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,805 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/19/2014 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Whatever Happened to Captain Rex? by LongLiveTheClones reviews
"Clone Wars" ended without answering about Rex's fate. Part one of a multi-part saga involving Rex, Cody, canon characters and fan favorites such as Echo, Fives, Waxer, Trapper, Hardcase and Denal. Action, adventure and romance abounds. Rated M for steamy romance between clones and civilians. For Mature Readers only. Part II is "Rex II" and "Ando" (already posted.)
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 152 - Words: 604,559 - Reviews: 2108 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Ahsoka T., Captain Rex - Complete
Captured by Samara44 reviews
Following season 3...Glenn and Daryl are going to a run in town when Daryl crashes his bike. He's badly injured and pass out in the middle of the road. When he wakes up, he discovers that his rescuers don't want to keep him alive for the good reasons. While Daryl is kept against his will and fights to stay alive, Rick has to find a way to save him.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,963 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/22/2014 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Daryl D. - Complete
My Dear Brother by MyName'sBooDixon reviews
Ch1: In which teenage Merle Dixon is under the belief he can teach his kid brother Daryl to drive. However, things don't really go as planned... Ch2: In which Daryl is terrified by a zombie movie and decides he's going to crash with Merle. AU, rated 'T' to be safe, kid!Fic, pointless fluff.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Daryl D., Merle D.
Observations by Neopuff reviews
Being around the same people for so long - you start to notice things. The Joes gradually becoming aware of Snake Eyes' feelings for Scarlett. Renegades-verse. SnakeScar.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,232 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/10/2014 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Scarlett, Snake Eyes, Tunnel Rat, Roadblock - Complete
i hate magic, it sent us to another world! by StarGuardian5 reviews
I'll make this short. I played with black magic, then fell on Gaara... read the rest. OH and megan fell on Tobi! read and review please:
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,739 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Akatsuki, Gaara
Red vs Blue: AE (Remake) by Unknown Nemesis reviews
A bunch of authors take the place of the RVB characters where they battle in a war among themselves. But there's more than just a simple Red vs. Blue war as an insurrectionist leader creates Project Chimera, a UNSC terrorist splinter group composed of super soldiers to destroy the Covenant and anyone else who stands in there way.
Crossover - Halo & Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,159 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 12/2/2013
Red vs Blue: Authors Edition by Unknown Nemesis reviews
This is a fanfiction where I have Authors (You) become Red or Blue spartans and they fight one another or with each other in this fun little series and meet some friends along the way. This takes place in alternate universe of the show. Picture drawn by XspriteyX APPS ARE CLOSED!
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 35,582 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 10/2/2012
Dimensional Transaction by Petchricor reviews
It was a normal day for two Red vs Blue fans when suddenly they find themselves thrown into one of their favorite worlds. Gunshots, screaming, and bite wounds...? Follow Esther Sentry and Zach Gage as they stay with the Blood Gulch Gang *rated T for swearing*
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,650 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/6/2013 - Published: 3/1/2013
Dancing on Graves by Salem1991 reviews
Tool heard someone calling out. They were loud pleads mixed with tears and blood. She looked right into his eyes and Tool looked right into her's. This was it. Could she really save what was left of him?
Expendables - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,095 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/5/2013 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Tool, Barney Ross
You're Not Alone by pumpkin314159 reviews
Hermione and Severus slowly begin to develop a friendship. A series of double drabbles, exactly 200 words each.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 156 - Words: 40,501 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 10/16/2013 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Rescue Me by InsaneRedneck007 reviews
Lee Christmas is in captivity and waits for the Team to rescue him.
Expendables - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,146 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 9/26/2013 - Lee Christmas - Complete
Arashikage Home Videos by Kusari-Gama 61602 reviews
Videos of lil' Snake-Eyes and Storm Shadow, from their meeting up to Hard Master's death. Scarlett and Junko discover a box full of videos and decide to watch them. Turns out, little ninjas can be... strange. AU. Crack. Snake/Scarlett Storm/Junko.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,166 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Snake Eyes, Storm Shadow
Hell Followed by anisotropic reviews
Hermione learns she carries Veela blood, and as she learns what it means to do so, she isn't sure she really wants to find her mate, even if it means death if she doesn't. When she finds out Snape is her mate, she becomes even more sure she would rather let the curse of her Veela blood run its course. (Sorry, suck at summaries. And rating may go up to M later)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,656 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 4/17/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Harry Potter - Imperfect Disappointment by SlytherinServant reviews
Draco has always wanted to make Lucius proud. That's why he bullied and taunted the witches and wizards who differed from him. He thought he was making his father proud. Then Lucius got frustrated and started something Draco never wished he did: child abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,939 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/17/2013 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Draco M., Lucius M.
It was worth the wait by Lati08 reviews
I was sucked into the Naruto world Yippeee. Being a ninja is going to be hard but hey it can't be that bad. Maybe I can get Gaara to stop glaring at me and making death threats :D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 21,452 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Gaara
The Crimson Warrior, the Elegant Assassin by Fire Sage reviews
Her name meant elegance and that's what she was. A beautiful, elegant killer who you never saw coming. Never would've guessed. Sometimes, things aren't what they appear, and other times they are. Kyuzo/OC
Samurai 7 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 81,708 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Kyuzo - Complete
Certain Vibes by SixthSeason reviews
Jauffre may be old, but don't think he doesn't know what the Septim heir is up to.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Complete
The Begining of Agent H by FreeToWrtieALife reviews
When captured by a underground group of inventors and sceintists hoping to repeat the Director's experiments, both the Reds and Blues have to come together to stop the mad man behind it all. However, the man behind it all may hit to close to home for one member of the teams. Rated T for mild torture (Some implied) and Language. Eventual Grif/Simmons. Young!Grif Thin!Grif
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,480 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013 - D. Grif, D. Simmons
Alive And Victorious by Kitsune1978 reviews
GaaraxMatsuri story, from their first day as a teacher and student till the ending of the Fourth Shinobi World War. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 100,561 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 9/5/2012 - [Gaara, Matsuri] - Complete
The Bear and the Wolf by BrunetteAuthorette99 reviews
Ulfric Stormcloak is determined to win the Dragonborn over to his side and make her his. But is he capable of dealing with the mercurial, prideful heroine - and the dark secrets from her past that resurface to haunt them both? Loosely follows Stormcloak questline with some of the main questline; eventual Ulfric/OC. Rated M for adult content and violence.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 60 - Words: 190,742 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 8/13/2012 - [Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Ulfric Stormcloak] - Complete
What You've Gone Through by Half Demon Alchemist reviews
Roy's been too cruel to Ed. He knows it. But he doesn't quite understand why. He said such hurtful things, knowing they would hurt, but didn't quite understand why they were so painful for Edward to hear... Well he's about to find out just how much pain Ed has been through all these years. Parental! Roy/Ed
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,583 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Doppleganger by Daughter Earth 89 reviews
Edward Elric- State Alchemist, has been attacking different military personel and it's up to Colonel Roy Mustang to find out what has gotten into our favorite young alchemist. But when it turns out Envy is parading around as Ed, what once was a mystery case turns into a rescue mission. Can Roy save him in time?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,620 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
A Lesson in Loyalty by llorolalluvia reviews
In her sixth year at Hogwarts, Hermione begins to work with her Potions Professor to keep the Order stocked. She places her trust in him, but he cannot tell her what he will soon have to do. Will her trust be shattered? HPB compliant as much as possible, but not faithful to DH. SSHG. RATED M for later chapters. Will be GRAPHIC. Please Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 71,809 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Twelve Days at the Pit by Tagalong reviews
The greenshirts have decided on a new way to annoy BeachHead: singing an annoying parody! Hawk's a little irritated too. But when the song starts coming true, everyone gets a little creeped out.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Beach Head, Hawk, Duke
Absolute Gravity by psychoswan reviews
They were just pulled to each other. Out of hate of each other and out of love for the rush. The rush that came with fighting, with screaming, with being near each other. They fed off the feeling of victory, of being able to get at each other. They always left each other, heart pounding and completely out of breath. They were drawn to each other, like gravity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,915 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Fallen Angel, Rising Phoenix by Kepouros reviews
There's something about you: you're bruised and bloodied and violated, but your spirit still shines through your eyes. It strikes me that you just might bounce back from this. The recovery of a rape victim Barney Ross finds in Nepal, and takes stateside with him. How will they fit? Can she even be healed? Convincing, I promise. Rated M, you've been warned. COMPLETE!
Expendables - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 39 - Words: 116,694 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Barney Ross - Complete
The Day Everything Changed Again by SkywardWriter reviews
Sky used to be normal. Sky used to be a totally average twenty year-old. Sky used to live in New York City. Sky used to be in the 21st century. Sky wasn't supposed to fall through a tv into a movie on a planet with a toxic atmosphere, deadly wildlife, and hostile natives. Sky wasn't supposed to breathe the air and survive, but she did.
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,257 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Tsu'tey, Jake S. - Complete
Don't Get Me Wrong by Bleddyn reviews
Written for the 2012 Livejournal SSHG Exchange. When a determined Hufflepuff decides that Severus Snape and Hermione Granger are meant for each other, they really don't stand a chance. *NOW COMPLETE!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,517 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S., P. Sprout - Complete
Under the Sun by Dagdoth Fliesh reviews
A young woman who is beloved by the woods comes across a broken body. It's amazing that she could tell there was a human being under that cold stare. KyuzouXOC
Samurai 7 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,886 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Kyuzo
Jaded Eyes by OPRIME AK-49 reviews
Im being hunted down by Cobra. But little do they know im the one doing the hunting... My name is Jade and I will get my revenge, and distroy everything Cobra... A G.I. Joe Renegade story. Rating may change later on. Enjoy!
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,705 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Scarlett, Snake Eyes
A Cave by springinkerl reviews
They were Companions - shield-siblings, pack mates, drinking buddies, lovers and friends. And she had no idea how annoying he could be. Svynn & Farkas
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,242 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Farkas - Complete
Seeking Solace by Ashlander reviews
[One-shot] Veyah finds comfort in a fellow Companion after losing the only father figure she's ever known. [F DB/Farkas] Smut, smut and more smut. Enjoy!
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,478 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Farkas - Complete
Drop by Drop by Petchricor reviews
Grif cuts himself and is found by Simmons who sends Donut for Doc. When Sarge finds out that he's the cause, what will he do? *rated T for cutting*
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Sarge, D. Grif - Complete
Party Confession by btamamura reviews
During a slumber party at Blue base, Donut and Caboose finally admit their true feelings toward the other. Slash. Donut x Caboose. Rated for language and mature content
Red vs. Blue - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,356 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/16/2013 - M. Caboose, F. Donut - Complete
All is Hell That Ends Well by DwarfTorja reviews
Agent Tennessee swaps places with Agent Texas at Blood Gulch, aware that the Privates she would be assisting would be complete idiots. However, she makes close friendships in the most unlikely of places, and she discovers that they really weren't as bad as Texas said they would have been. Caboose x OC-Sarge x OC There will be Grimmons! Rated M for language & future chapters.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,723 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 11/19/2012 - M. Caboose
Howl by Gothicpug reviews
A Nord returning to her homeland of Skyrim is thrown, headfirst, into a situation and position she wasn't expecting. Will she sink, or swim? And will she run with the pack? Farkas/Dragonborn Dark brotherhood listener . **currently under restoration**
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 136,300 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Farkas, Vilkas, Aela - Complete
AIs and Their Freelancers by Petchricor reviews
Just a little insight into the day-to-day life with the AIs and their Freelancers. *Rated T for swearing*
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,920 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/29/2013
A Very Samurai Christmas by Reckless-Heart-Breaker135 reviews
Three girls, six samurai, and the holiday everyone loves! Lots of Kyuzo love and some Heihachi love. For KyuzoLover90 and HeihachiLover-Chan.
Samurai 7 - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/24/2013 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Kyuzo
Six Degrees of Separation by DwarfTorja reviews
A One-Shot of a Grif/Simmons and Sarge/OC Fanfic, based off of "All is Hell That Ends Well" and The Script's song "Six Degrees of Separation. Grif is accused of cheating by Simmons, whereas Mina's accused of giving the Blues info. Both accusation are, however, false. Can Sarge and Simmons realise that before it's too late? - Please R&R? c:
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,517 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/19/2013 - D. Grif, D. Simmons - Complete
Twin Katanas, Twin Samurai by Reckless-Heart-Breaker135 reviews
Tatsuki and Tsubaki are twins. Their mother is dead and now they must live with their father. Who is this mysterious man? A samurai, who must save the village of Kanna. Will the girls sit and watch or will they bring new tactic to the battle? Is love in the air for the twins? Kyuzo/OC and Heihachi/OC and Katsushiro/OC
Samurai 7 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,774 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Kyuzo
They're Back by Petchricor reviews
The reds and blues are looking for Church and Carolina, and they run into an two old enemies, and a very old friend. *Friendship genre in other chapters*
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,706 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Omega/O'Malley
Love? Marriage? Children? by Viteza-Soare reviews
All he wanted to do was keep his love for her a secrete but then he had to go and mess it up. He took an oath not to act on his feelings, but he did and he doesn't really care...or does he?
G. I. Joe - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,511 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Snake Eyes, Scarlett
Let's Draw! by btamamura reviews
It is now Caboose's turn to choose what everyone will do during their hours of peace. His choice? Drawing! Rated for language and anything else crass.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2012 - M. Caboose, Wash - Complete
Imprinted A Skyrim FanFic by DwarfTorja reviews
A Young Dovahkiin, Lupina, joins the Companions unaware of her power. She is shy, but there's one member of the Companions she trusts as soon as she meets him. But one little fight turns everything upside-down. - Rated M for future. FarkasxDovahkiin
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,618 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 12/23/2011
We Have to Do Something! by Petchricor reviews
Simmons finds out that Grif and Caboose are being abused by their superiors, and he enlists Tucker in some help. Though things don't go as well as they had hoped...
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,550 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/14/2012 - Published: 11/6/2012 - L. Church/Alpha, Sarge - Complete
To See You Smile by Jacqueline Jade Rose reviews
Everyone knows that Kyuzo is stone cold. He feels no emotion. Even he himself thinks that! But what will happen when the Samurai meet a mysterious girl.
Samurai 7 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Kyuzo
Fading Reluctance by Annabel Willow reviews
What if Anakin had accepted the Zygerrian Queen's offer? Ahsoka, Obi-wan, and Rex are free, but how will the people of Kyros be saved? What will Anakin do now that he is Miraj's servant? Slaves of the republic arc AU. COMPLETE
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,136 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/7/2012 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Anakin S., Padme Amidala - Complete
Falling forward A gaara love story by Pikkon reviews
Kohana, a shy girl in public, but hyper-active on the inside just living her life. Till she spirals into the naruto world. Now in a different world,with only 30 episodes of knowledge what will Kohana be, do, and walk into as she is goes through this word
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,930 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Gaara
Phsyical by Petchricor reviews
What if Sarge's assaults were more than just verbal...?
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2012 - D. Grif, M. Caboose - Complete
Sun's Dusk by MurasakiZetsubou reviews
Pre-Gestalt: OC/Farkas. It's a cold Sun's dusk this year, and Cyrielle and Farkas need to keep warm. They also need to sort out some issues between them. Rated M for the way they solve both these issues. One shot- reviews please!
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Farkas - Complete
The Chatroom by stickfigureparadise reviews
What happens when seven brave samurai decide to meet up via the internet? Complete and utter idiocy. Chatroom-style crack!
Samurai 7 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,322 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 8/28/2012
A Game of Cat and Plant by Annadrujok reviews
Envy gets captured and taken to Central, where he is to be tortured for information. But his captor is not at all who-or what- he thought they would be. Lots of humor, uses some chaacters from my other fanfics. EnvyxOC, possible ScarxOC, KimbleexOC
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,340 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Envy, Scar
Masked by DarthMomo reviews
Snake Eyes has something on his mind and keeps dragging Tunnel Rat off late at night just to... hang out with him...? T-rat thinks it's odd, he's never seen the silent ninja do anything unnecessary before, but he'll roll with it. Why not?
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,157 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Complete
Scarred Angels by Fayre Eternity reviews
A mute girl appears in Ishval, heavily scarred and holding a baby. Scar's family takes her in... until the war begins. Years later, the same girl appears to Scar. Who is she, and what does her dark, sinister past hold? What sorrow and secret hides behind those rainbow eyes? *Not abandoned, thinking of rewriting*
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,751 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Scar
Mercutio x Tybalt by CLL Productions reviews
Mercutio is madly in love with Tybalt, a Capulet, and Romeo's, his best friend's, enemy. Tybalt is in love with Mercutio as well, but both are unaware of the others feelings. Will they express their love to one another? Will they ever be together?
Romeo and Juliet - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,340 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Mercutio, Tybalt
Choosing sides by Layliah
The elven Layliah adventures again. She has been having a few lovers lately and she tries to bring them on her mind again.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,017 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Vilkas, Ulfric Stormcloak - Complete
What a Birthday by Ookamitentails reviews
Hailey had a sleepover with her friends Emma and Renee and she had her older brother vist that pretty normal a birthday. But thats until she woke up the next morning in the middle of the dessert in the Naruto universe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,616 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Gaara, Kiba I.
FootPrints in the Snow by Azure Ryukiba reviews
All dream of becoming a hero, having great strength and power, but not the price it comes with. Marina didn't want it, never asked for it, but destiny had other plans. Will there even be a world to save if she can't even save herself?
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,488 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Farkas
Harbinger by Madnad reviews
Romance/Fantasy. Follows Companions & main quest line story. Rated M as some violence & graphic sex in later chapters. All characters except OC copyright Bethesda. Dragonborn F -x-Farkas. MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 43,975 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Farkas, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin - Complete
The Long Road Home by thegreenpuma88 reviews
After Revelation. It's no secret that Sarge can't stand Grif and berates him constantly. But what if the abuse wasn't just verbal? When Sarge nearly kills Grif, ugly secrets come out and Simmons and Grif are forced to confront their feelings.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,493 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 10/6/2011 - D. Grif, D. Simmons
Silly Short Bits by willwrite4fics reviews
Just a bunch of scenes that kept begging to be written.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,198 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 11/14/2010
Letters between BeachHead and Aunt Beth by willwrite4fics reviews
I know, lousy title. But that's what it is. Tame letters, passing between them describing what's going on. It helps to have read "Joes on Vacation" so you know the characters mentioned. I don't own GI Joe, nor do I profit from my writings. Please enjoy.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,319 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 2/17/2010
Picture Retribution by Eirawen reviews
Cheating, Cursing, Debt and finally: "You mean you want me...to give you a son?" But retribution seems to be the deciding factor in a decision that could just be the worst...or best decision Hermione ever made.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 97,186 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 1,619 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Cause and Effect by dreamingofmagic reviews
Two girls are sent to the Naruto world from our own as there aunts sick joke, but what happens when they dont want to leave? Kan/oc Gaa/oc Kankuro/oc Gaara/ov
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Kankuro, Gaara
Hanging With the Wrong Crowd by willwrite4fics reviews
Beachhead captured and held by Cobra. Will the Joes rescue him or will he strangle before help can come? A little dark in tone, nothing graphic.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,077 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Complete
The Little Medic That Could by willwrite4fics reviews
What challenges would Lifeline face as a new recruit in an elite fighting unit? What would the other soldiers think of him? Another look at the Joe's pacifist medic, Lifeline. Lots of BH, with many of the other Joes, and a few OCs to flesh the story out.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 87,187 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Complete
Ninja Hunting by willwrite4fics reviews
BeachHead has to train his Greenshirts to fight ninjas.. using the GI Joe ninjas as targets. The return of Private Williams, Snake Eyes as a consultant, and much paintball mayhem.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,106 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Complete
Dating for Dumb Rangers by willwrite4fics reviews
BH/CG Pls Note: Not implying Rangers are dumb, just that this particular one needs serious assistance in the dating area. Why is he so darned clueless? Is he making an attempt? Very tame.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,522 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010
Joes on Vacation by willwrite4fics reviews
Scarlett and Snake Eyes take BeachHead on thanksgiving vacation to her family. How does a guy so Army he's bleeds camo react to civilian life? What's Snake Eyes like on around Scarlett's family? Should be fun!
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 116,413 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/12/2010 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Complete
Drunken Adventures by willwrite4fics reviews
BeachHead gets sent to town to retrieve some drunk Joes. What could POSSIBLY go wrong?
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,214 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Complete
BeachHead's Sick Leave by willwrite4fics reviews
What could take down the tough drill instructor for the Joes? How does he take being on medical leave? Plot bunny that ran amuck all over my computer. Those that like BeachHead might enjoy. BH/CG, appearances by many other Joes as well.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,927 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Complete
Reopened Wound by Cr8zeCorbinFangirl reviews
What if Tybalt wasn't killed, just put on life support? And what if Benvolio came to see him? And again? And again? SLASH Benvolio/Tybalt. Based on the 1996 movie.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,943 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Complete
Samurainapping by Lady Bitter Irony reviews
Kidnapping Kyuzo—best case scenario, Kyuzo joins the team albeit by force . Worst case scenario, Katushiro and Kikuchiyo die trying. Either way, Kambei wins—right?
Samurai 7 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,375 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 2/3/2009
Gash by VanessaGalore reviews
WeeVer. Weevil needs Veronica's help one last time. NOT for hardcore LoVeShippers. Please read the warnings.
Veronica Mars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,654 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Veronica, Weevil - Complete
A Forced Feeding of Firefly Fare by Lady Bitter Irony reviews
Nobody gets out of a samurai toast! But on the eve of battle, convincing the most intimidating of the samurai to eat firefly gruel might be more than they can handle…
Samurai 7 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,318 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Complete
Liquid Courage by Lady Bitter Irony reviews
Death is on the horizon, so Kambei tries to make the most of life…helped liberally by some liquid courage. Inferred Kyuzo/Kambei milked for humor value
Samurai 7 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,918 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Complete
Crossing Dimensions by NeverLookBackSamurai reviews
Three siblings with unusual powers born of the twentyfirst century. Seven men of honor and virtue in a different world. An unexplainable event has brought them together. Will they be able to survive? Many different pairings. DISCONTINUED FOR NOW. Redone.
Samurai 7 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,924 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/23/2007
Willow by Nicholas de Vilance reviews
[Willow] I added a character and went more in depth with what happened to Madmartigan as opposed to Willow. I didn't write the end. You want see the end? Watch the movie.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,536 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Complete
We See All, We Know All by Samuraiko reviews
Shortly after arriving in Kanna Village, Kambei and the other samurai are startled when a group of women come wandering into the village. Who are these women? And exactly HOW do they know so much about the samurai? A fun drabble with a large guest cast...
Samurai 7 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,935 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/9/2007 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Complete
Influenza by Pippin's LadyKnight reviews
Weevil is sick. WeeVer lemon R&R
Veronica Mars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,282 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Weevil, Veronica - Complete
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AoT: Deep Bonds reviews
With the threat of extinction, humanity built huge walls around its cities to keep the titans out. While most were all to happy to move in, there were those who chose to stay outside the walls and live in villages on the mountians, keeping their freedom. A character backstory arc for my character, Sereak. Arc is in honor of BluePhoenix34's story, AoT: Black Skies.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,634 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 4/20/2014 - OC
The Magic Man reviews
What would happen if you sent three people from the 21st century to the Old Western times of Bonanza? What would they do? How would they cope with the lack of technology? It's time to find out.
Bonanza - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,452 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 3/23/2014 - OC
Hope in Hell reviews
Eight friends must band together in order to survive the walker apocolypse. However, staying banded is easier said than done. Will they die or will they become hope, in a living hell?
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,281 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/29/2014 - Published: 3/7/2014
A Failed Experiment reviews
Cobra made us to be a part of their army. They couldn't control us, though. When they saw that they couldn't make us do the things they wanted, they tortured us. Tried to make us crack. They soon gave up, so they locked us up in cages and left us to rot. We managed to escape, several years later. I will get back at them though, I just need a chance.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,647 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Tunnel Rat, Roadblock, Snake Eyes, Scarlett
Just Let it Fly reviews
What if Katniss had shot Finnick. What would the reactions be? One-shot
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/28/2013 - Katniss E., Finnick O., Annie C. - Complete
The Adventure of a Lifetime reviews
Six friends get transported to the Naruto world by the power of wishes and...chocolate?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,065 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/19/2013 - Published: 1/26/2013
The Demon Sisters
Kambei accepts three sisters on his mission despite their secret that could get them all killed. Excerpt: I was now torn. Do I risk my identity to fight or do I continue to do nothing and watch? I was unconcerned about fighting, I could easily best these men, but if my body decided to randomly reveal my...inner self...then I was screwed.
Samurai 7 - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,726 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2013
We Don't Belong Here reviews
My eyes flew open and I was in a graveyard. I looked around. Rubbing my eyes in disbelief. I looked around frantically "Amelia? Amelia!" Story contains OC's, but no OC pairings! WillowxTara and BuffyxSpike
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,938 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Buffy S., Spike, Tara M., Willow R.
New Faces and New Beginnings reviews
I was going to lose control. I could feel my anger rise like an angry river. If that happened, then I knew he was doomed to die.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,619 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 11/19/2012
Project Alpha-Pack reviews
"All right maggots! You all know that over the course of these three days are the days where you do or die! If you do, you get yourselves a name. If you die, you get carted out of here in a body bag.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,210 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Wash, M. Caboose