Author has written 30 stories for Kingdom Hearts, Alcatraz, Maximum Ride, Mentalist, Jak and Daxter, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, Gravity Falls, Pushing Daisies, Harry Potter, Community, Series Of Unfortunate Events, Modern Family, Dexter, NCIS, Person of Interest, Tomorrow People, Once Upon a Time in Wonderland, Game of Thrones, Walking Dead, Web Shows, Victorious, Dollhouse, Adventure Time with Finn and Jake, Revolution, Supernatural, Cougar Town, Touch, Castle, Grimm, and Danny Phantom.
It has now been one year since I started writing fanfic! Woot!
Some self-info (obviously it must be safe for the interwebs...)
Gender: Male. (Like my pen name wasn't enough of a clue?)
Age: Between 18 and 25. Not gonna get more specific than that.
I am dead inside but that only makes me livelier. I have been variously accused of being a plagiarist and a lazy quasi-goth bum. The last one is not quite true. I am a hybrid of pretty much every "alternative" subculture around - goth, emo, punk, indie boy, skater, everything. Stories crawl into my brains and escape through my fingers. There's always a major traffic jam, though, which is why I am hardly functional as a human being. Such stories include:
The Oblivion Series (a highly AU Kingdom Hearts bit. There will be 13 "episodes.")
Alcatraz Season 2
The Red Reality Trilogy (The Mentalist combines with three different other series - Max Ride, Dollhouse, and Touch.)
The Blue Reality Trilogy (The Mentalist combines with three different different other series - Smosh, Fringe!, and Pushing Daisies!.)
Schneider's Suit Factory (A four-part Schneiderverse Ultimate Crossover - Jak & Daxter/Victorious, Sam & Cat/Rise of the Guardians!, 24/iCarly!, and Zoey 101/Gone!.)
Marceline's Odyssey Trilogy (When Marcy leaves the Land of Ooo, she meets the residents of three other worlds of weird - Foster's, Gravity Falls!, and GF/A Series of Unfortunate Events!. The second installment will also be part of Dipper's Mirror, the third installment will also be part of the Quagmire Missions.)
Dipper's Mirror Trilogy (The adventures of Dipper Pines before, during, and after his time in Gravity Falls - crossing over with Bones!, AT/Foster's!, and Revolution. The second installment will also be part of Marceline's Odyssey.)
That Old Black Magic (Pushing Daisies/Walking Dead crossover. Will be a single story.)
Empty Night (Harry Potter/Supernatural crossover, also a single story.)
Secretology of Lotus Eaters (Community/Cougar Town crossover, very dark.)
Lost Boy Chronicles (Grimm AU featuring a teenage Nick Burkhardt - OUAT, OUAT/Bates Motel, OUAT/Sleepy Hollow!, OUAT/The Amazing Spider-Man!, OUAT/TASM/Hannibal!, and OUAT/TASM/I Am Number Four!.)
Quagmire Missions Trilogy (Being the secret history of the Quagmire Triplets after they were taken by the Great Unknown - standalone, Warehouse 13!, and Adventure Time/Gravity Falls! The third installment will also be part of Marceline's Odyssey.)
The Extremely Mind-Screwy Tales of Hyper Music (In which Luke Dunphy discovers his awesome creative powers - standalone, Sleepy Hollow!, standalone!, Inception!, and standalone!)
First You Must Learn Self-Control...And It Builds From There. (A bizarre Dexter/Person of Interest one-shot.)
The Scriven Bones Trilogy (a Castle/NCIS/Bones crossover. Evenmoor is collaborating with me on these.)
Magic Numbers (a two-part PoI/Grimm crossover.)
Diluvion (a one-part Series of Unfortunate Events/Gravity Falls crossover, not at all linked to the Quagmire Missions or Dipper's Mirror Trilogies.)
Today's Phantom, Tomorrow's Superior (a Danny Phantom/Tomorrow People 2013 crossover.)
Scarlet and Raven (Once-Wonderland AU.)
Blades Trilogy (Game of Thrones AU, set in a stylized modern-day Westeros. Part 2 will be a crossover with an as-yet-unpublished series of Mentalist/Supernatural crossovers.)
Dark Wings (Hunger Games, with five characters sent back in time to the present-day. Will be a series of as-yet-unspecified length, hopefully at least four "seasons.")
The ! sign denotes future installments of current stories.
Future stories that may or may not get added to this site: V Season 3; and a one-shot conclusion to Cult.
If you don't get any of my jokes, just look them up. Maybe that'll help. Or maybe it won't.
I'm always shocked when my crossovers are one-of-a-kind. Especially the Adventure Time/Foster's one. How has nobody done one of those before? I'm mystified.
Always remember: Sanity-Free Storytelling, that's the order of the day from me!
And one last thing: Catching Fire for Best Picture 2013!
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