Anakin skywalker, the Chosen one, the one that will br-"Aw HELL NO! I ain't reading this damn script!" Listen, his royal Dickless is not the chosen one. It is a boy name Zero, watch as he takes on the galaxy and it's woman jedi style! Prepare for Adventure, women, sex, gore(Some what.), comedy, and EXPLOSIONS! This is the story of Zero, the real Chosen one. Okay I'm out, peace!"
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 85,611 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 4/25 - Published: 1/5/2014 - [OC, Ahsoka T., Barris Offee, Padme Amidala]