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Joined 08-10-03, id: 436392, Profile Updated: 04-05-12
Author has written 5 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh, and South Park.

Uh Oh, look where your wanderings have landed you! >8D

Name: Em

Age: 22

Sex: Homosexual and TAKEN, by the prettiest girl you ever did see XP

Nationality: American (Swiss, German, Swedish decent... IN OTHER WORDS, IM WHITE)

Bio: Born in a tiny, back water town, I've moved to the city where I'm attained a degree as an animator. I'm pretty boss, I must admit. Oscar Wilde, Stephen King, HP Lovecraft and William Carlos William's are my literary heros. R'n'R when you read my shit-- I thrive on that stuff!

Fics: I write when I can, so I'm sorry about the lack of updates. ...And fandom changes. Whomp.

Devoted Dom

Your kind is fairly common. Most likely you are the older or more experienced one in your relationship(s). Or, maybe you are your uke's superior in some way (as in at work or school). This makes your relationship bittersweet. While you may love your uke very much (and you and he have a rather steamy sex life), you find it hard to express your affections due to one obstacle or another. Maybe you aren't allowed to be together (no dating in the work place, for example), maybe you've been burned in the past and are hesitant to admit to anyone (including yourself) that you feel that way, or maybe your uke insists that there's no emotion in the relationship (in other words: he views you as fuck buddies). Even though it only seems like your relationships are meant to end in disaster, you would still risk more than you should for the one you love.

Likeliness of being uke: 5%

Likeliness of being seme: 95%
Some fellow Devoted Doms: Iason (Ai no Kusabi), Yuki (Gravitation), Honma (Boku no Sexual Harassment), Seishirou (Tokyo Babylon)

Fandom1: South Park

Pairings: Stan/Kyle, Token/Craig, Craig/Tweek, Kenny/Butters, Kenny/Craig, Kenny/Craig/Butters, Kenny/Stan/Kyle, Token/Bebe, Kyle/Kenny, Kyle/Craig, Stan/Craig, Kyle/Cartman (HAS TO BE NONCON, WHOOPS)

Kinks: Threesomes/Foursomes/Moresomes (UGH, ALL THE BOYS AT ONCE YES), Noncon Kyle/Cartman, Drugs, Rough Sex

AntiKinks: EXTREME OOC-NESS. DON'T DO IT. Consensual Kyman, Tyde, Cryde, too much fluffiness

Fandom2: YuGiOh! DM

Pairings: Marik/Bakura, Malik/Marik, Bakura/Malik, Malik/Bakura/Yugi, Ryou/Bakura, Ryou/Malik, Yami/Yugi, Seto/Yami, Seto/Joey, Joey/Yugi (sometimes 8D), Mobiumshipping (The three Yugi's), Yummeishipping (All yamisxhikaris), Thiefking/Everyone

Kinks: Drugs, Clubbing, (uh oh) R@p3 or One Sided Relationships, Threesomes/ Foursomes/ Moresomes, Blood, Car Sex XD

AntiKinks: PEOPLE WHO THINK MARIK IS YAMI MALIK. I WAS RAISED ON THE USA VERSION. MARIK IS MARIK ISHTAR. MALIK IS YAMI MARIK. URGH. SORRY PEOPLE. Also, Mary Sues who do nothing but steal the main characters and be grossly perfect. Oc's are ok, if they further the plot and are NOR-MAL!!!


My Art Site- www.deviantart.com/Zteif

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6x15: Vermillion and Cerulean, Amber and Cyan by FlyinGShadoW1314 reviews
...Orange and Blue! :D A series of GrimmIchi Drabble/One-Shot Requests. :3 YAOI/SHONEN-AI. REQUESTS ARE NOW CLOSED.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 51,285 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.
The Bright Young Things by Hikari M666 reviews
Marik and Bakura hate each other, and they aren't afraid to use their other halves to further fuel the hatred. And a dark and dirty bet involving seduction is only going to make things more interesting. YAOI, language, lemon.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,348 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 5/1/2006 - Yami Bakura, Yami Marik - Complete
Ningyo by Tenshi no Toki reviews
While exploring a newly inherited house, Mokuba stumbles across a life sized robotic doll in the attic. The odd, yet beautiful creation arouses Seto’s interest, and the tragic love story behind the house’s origin begins to unfold. BakuraxMalik
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,903 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Marik I., S. Kaiba - Complete
Shards by Ryous lil Tenshi reviews
A collection of Tendershipping oneshots. Angsty oneshots mainly... With a REAL, ACTUAL update! I'm just as shocked as you are...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,657 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 1/22/2007 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura
The Sharpest Lives by DxLilith reviews
Oneshot. AU. Based off the MCR song 'The Sharpest Lives'. Some nights Wheeler was just too high to care that I had work in the morning and I don't appreciate him dripping water all over my carpet. 'Black Parade Verse'
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2009 - S. Kaiba, K. Jounouchi/Joey W. - Complete
Lo and Behold by Dekora reviews
CURRENTLY DISCONTINUED. Malik Ishtar begins working as an intern for a prestigious law firm. His boss? Bakura. Thiefshipping. Psychoshipping. Etc.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,751 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/12/2008 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Yami Bakura, Marik I.
Walls by Cyndi reviews
His face plate had been a wall between him and the world for millennia. It let him hide his emotions. Without it, he felt naked and exposed. Megatron would see everything... OptimusxMegatron SLASH
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,324 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Optimus Prime, Megatron - Complete
Calming Ice by 9witch2 reviews
Zuko has had it with the war and his father. He seeks out Aang, Sokka, and Katara to aid them in teaching the Avatar firebending. But what will happen when he tries to romance Katara? How far will the young Avatar go to stop him?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 71,376 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 9/20/2007 - Published: 4/11/2006 - Zuko, Katara
What's Hotter: Red or Violet? by Herefox reviews
Seto is obsessed. The only thing what's on his mind is Yami. Still, a stone would show more emotions than Seto does. The things changes when they have to work together for a project in physics. A funny story.parody. Warnings?: Seto.Yami on bad terms
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,118 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/13/2007 - Published: 4/18/2004 - S. Kaiba, Yami Yūgi - Complete
Coincidence and Circumstance by Telpei reviews
Seto and Jou haven’t spoken or seen each other since graduation seven years ago. Now, in a series of coincidences, they meet up time and time again. Will circumstance allow for old attractions to rekindle?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,836 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 3/2/2006 - S. Kaiba, K. Jounouchi/Joey W.
No matter what by Murail reviews
[sequel to 'Angel of the night']Ryou and Bakura are living together along with Marik and Malik, but not even paradise is without storms. Bakura will need all he's got to stand through the storm that's coming to rip him and Ryou apart. BxR MxM
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Yami Bakura, R. Bakura
Nothing is something MarikxBakura by IamTerra reviews
Bakura has his eyes set on a very attractive yami named Marik while this Marik seems to be sizing up Bakura. Thing is Marik's hikari is getting in the way and confusing his yami even more. Can love possibly exist between Bakura and Marik?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 63,098 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/20/2007 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Yami Marik, Yami Bakura - Complete
Catoptrophobia by the-HAVEN reviews
Yugi invites Yami, Ryou, Bakura, Marik, and Malik over to Seto’s house for a Halloween Party. They then begin to play a game of Truth or Dare and Bakura dares Yugi to do the ‘Bloody Mary’ game. Rivalshipping R&R
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,428 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/30/2006 - Published: 7/6/2006 - Yūgi M., S. Kaiba
Color Me Blood Red by YamiMisao reviews
When Ryou finds bruises on Bakura, he gets worried, but when even more wounds appear on his yami over time, he’s determined to find out what’s going on. [ YYxYMxYB Yamishipping ] [ MxRxY Hikarishipping ]
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,756 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Yami Bakura
HikariMine by Naive Goth reviews
Yami is dating Ryou, which pisses off Bakura who loves Ryou, so Bakura dates Yugi and, oh, snap. Just read it. It's funny, I swear.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/16/2006 - Published: 1/18/2006
Not really goodbye by TheGreatAndPowerfulThothOwl reviews
This story is a oneshot. It is a TR. Tobias gets a visit from the least Okay, most expected person after Rachel's death.
Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2006 - Complete
Breathe by fearlessfan reviews
Filling in the space between. JasonMarie
Bourne series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 33 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Complete
Lost Bet by ladywolfTerri reviews
Marik loses a bet to his hikari and has to endure a little humiliation, Bakura isn't complaining though! YAOI
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,746 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/19/2005 - Yami Marik, Yami Bakura
Violence Fetish by YamiMisao reviews
Being a yami means that you are a creature of darkness, violent by nature. Yami doesn’t want to give into his dark nature, but Bakura and Mariku are determined to change that. YBxYMxYY
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,492 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 38 - Published: 9/21/2005 - Yami Yūgi, Yami Bakura
How To Find A Girlfriend In Seven Days? by KAOSUSCHI reviews
[COMPLETE] Kaiba is not treated the way you think he is BUT he is looking for a girlfriend! Serenity Wheeler, bless her, is going to help him finding a woman... CHOAS starts with the CEO's lack of flirting skills!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 64,530 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/16/2005 - Published: 5/4/2005 - S. Kaiba, Shizuka K./Serenity W. - Complete
Numb by lark lavroc reviews
Ryou doesn't know what reality is anymore. [BakuraRyou]
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2005 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura
Numb Feet by artemis-nz reviews
Set in Ancient Egypt. Bakura, infamous Thief King, makes an escape from a village and has his first encounter with Ryou. Bakura/Ryou.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,096 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/22/2005 - Published: 3/28/2005 - Thief Bakura, R. Bakura - Complete
You Can't Choose Who You Fall In Love With by Amarin Rose reviews
Pairing: Bakura–Ryou Summary: After Battle City, Bakura made Ryou an offer. Wanting some control over his life, Ryou took it. At first it was just sex, but could it become something more?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,310 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/5/2005 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura - Complete
Novel Confession by DixieGoddess reviews
Our little Ryou is daydreaming about romance novels. Bakura's about to bring him back to reality. A cute little RyouxBakura one-shot. I had fun writing this. XD
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/31/2004 - Complete
Shattered Happiness by Aimee5 reviews
'I've been dead for a long time.'
Bourne series - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/4/2004 - Complete
A 360 Degree Bermuda Love Triangle by Momochan reviews
COMPLETED! Yugi loves Jono. Jono loves Seto. Seto loves Yami, and Yami loves Yugi! So what happens when our unlikely lovers go on a cruise and end up trapped together on a deserted island? One screwed up love triangle! YJ YYY SYY JS you decide!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 85,754 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/24/2004 - Published: 4/3/2004 - Complete
Once Upon A Time by pancakesareking reviews
Yaoi[JoeyxSeto]Joey Wheeler is a hot headed punk with sticky fingers. His only chance of staying out of jail is bringing up his grades. Seto Kaiba, prep extraordinaire, is the only one smart enough for the job. Detail and minor pairing inside.[Finished.]
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,748 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/9/2004 - Published: 4/18/2004
Snowed In by insight-to-insanity reviews
A blizzard traps Jou and Seto inside Kaiba Corp. SJ yaoi, don't like don't read...bad summary, not bad story.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 75,129 - Reviews: 846 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/7/2004 - Published: 9/29/2003 - Complete
Three Way by insight-to-insanity reviews
I know how the title makes this sound but that's not what it's about...kinda anyway it's yaoi no likey no ready MarikMalik and few others are mentioned, light anzu bashing Please read!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,495 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/14/2003 - Complete
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Movie Night reviews
/STYLE/ It's been hard for Stan since he and Kyle announced their relationship publicly. Of all people, Ike has taken to him the least. So, during a weekly movie night, Stan tries to win the boy's affections. OLDER T for sexual scenarios/sexual reference
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,541 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Kyle B., Stan M.
The Dying Day reviews
-ONE SHOT- Unable to find his phone, to sleep or even justify his own existence, Kenny McCormick spends a night alone at his house. Rated M for sexual scenarios.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,489 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Kenny M. - Complete
Cause and Effect: Whatever it Takes reviews
When Marik's life is put in danger one cold night, Bakura does all he can to save him, and prove once and for all that he is capable of love. Really long one shot, suicide/rape/refs to sex/understandable OOCness. MxB, serious writing, more descrip inside
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,861 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Marik I., Yami Bakura - Complete
Kafir reviews
All my explicit one shots/drabbles are in here. Mostly BakuraxMarik, occassionally others. Pairings listed in chapter names. ALL WORK IS EXPLICIT, DON'T READ IF YOU DON'T LIKE!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,095 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Yami Bakura, Marik I.
Rave With Me reviews
Malik takes Bakura to a rave joint to show him a good time and things get... 'interesting'. No longer a one shot! Rated so high for intense language, drugs, and LOTS of sex. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,191 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Yami Bakura, Yami Marik