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Hey, people! If you are reading this, good for you! Even if you found it by accident, whatever! Your still reading it, aren't you? Here is a virtual cookie, to make your stay more pleasurable. (). If you want chocolate chip, we have that to. (:). Enjoy your stay at the profile page! Warning: My profile is deliciously long. You may not want to read all of it, so everything is headed. Or you can read it straight through. I don't know about you, but I like reading long profiles.


So, about me:

1) I am between 1-1000000 years old.

2) I have a Sense of smell.

3) I do not like broccoli.

4) I am not in a mental hospital. (Yet!)

5) I do not have a cat.

6) I am a budding author. (*Hint hint* I'm on FanFiction *hint hint*)

7) I have read all the 'Harry Potter' books, and seen all the movies.

8) My zodiac is Scorpio.

9) My Chinese new year is a dragon. (Yay!)

10) My Pinterest: Stella Caspien. (FromTheAsh)

I think that just about covers all the boring "About me things you don't really care about' things.

10 things About you:

1) You are reading this list.

2) You think that last thing was dumb.

3) You are now reading this, thinking, "This person needs a life."

4) You are smiling now.

5) You didn't notice I missed three.

6) You just scrolled up to check.

7) There was really a three, so now you are confused.

9) You checked to make sure you didn't miss anymore.

10) You didn't notice I missed eight.

11) You just checked to see if there was a eight, and now you are laughing.

12) You can't believe you fell for that.

13) I'm going to stop now, there was only supposed to be ten things, you know.

14) You just went and counted the numbers on the list.

Copy and paste things:

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you want a dragon, post this into your profile.

If you think that animal abusers are jerks, copy this onto your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're so addicted to fanfiction that you can't get to sleep at night because your mind is going on with the story you're writing or reading copy and paste in your profile. (OOOHHH yeah...)

If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hoped for a Hogwarts letter the day you turned eleven, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Totally!)

If you have a quick temper, copy and paste this.

If you look at your friend and you both laugh for no apparent reason, copy and paste this to show you guys are crazy!

If most of the guys in your class are morons, copy and paste this to show you want to cart them to a deserted island!

If you LOVE to read, and read often, copy and paste this!

If at one time you have misspelled or forgotten how to spell a word less that is or is less than four letters long, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this onto your profile.

98% of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels!

98% of the teenage population has done or blah blah blah something about drugs...Put this on your profile if YOU LIKE DONUTS!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over nothing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love thunder storms, copy and paste this onto your profile!

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If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless (but fun!), and you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have started a copy and paste, (And think that nobody will ever use it!) copy and paste this is into your profile.

If you find yourself making fanfictions of other fanfictions in your head, post this inyour profile.

If you dream of killing a character in a book so you can go out with their boyfriend, post this in your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull, or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile

If you are random (and don't care!) copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (No... I'm really a zombie.)

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you are so cool that you actually read through all of these, (there's more! BWHAHAHAHA!) copy this into your profile!

Without God, our week would be:








Re-post this if you are not ashamed of GOD.

The girl you just called fat? She is overdosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for his country. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. Put this on your profile if you're against bullying. I bet 95% of people won't repost this. Are you the 5% or 95%?


Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

RIP. We shall remember.

This poem made me cry... So enjoy!

Her hair was up in a ponytail
Her favorite dress tied with a bow.
Today was Daddy's Day at school,
And she couldn't wait to go.

But her mommy tried to tell her,
That she probably should stay home.
Why the kids might not understand,
If she went to school alone.

But she was not afraid;
She knew just what to say.
What to tell her classmates
Of why he wasn't there today.

But still her mother worried,
For her to face this day alone.
And that was why once again,
She tried to keep her daughter home.

But the little girl went to school,
Eager to tell them all.
About a dad she never sees
A dad who never calls.

There were daddies along the wall in back,
For everyone to meet.
Children squirming impatiently,
Anxious in their seats.

One by one the teacher called,
A student from the class.
To introduce their daddy,
As seconds slowly passed.

At last the teacher called her name,
Every child turned to stare.
Each of them was searching,
For a man who wasn't there.

"Where's her daddy at?"
She heard a boy call out.
"She probably doesn't have one,"
Another student dared to shout.

And from somewhere near the back,
She heard a daddy say,
"Looks like another deadbeat dad,
Too busy to waste his day."

The words did not offend her,
As she smiled up at her Mom.
And looked back at her teacher,
Who told her to go on.

And with hands behind her back,
Slowly she began to speak.
And out from the mouth of a child,
Came words incredibly unique.

"My Daddy couldn't be here,
Because he lives so far away."
But I know he wishes he could be,
Since this is such a special day.

And though you cannot meet him,
I wanted you to know.
All about my daddy,
And how much he loves me so.

He loved to tell me stories
He taught me to ride my bike.
He surprised me with pink roses,
And taught me to fly a kite.

We used to share fudge sundaes,
And ice cream in a cone.
And though you cannot see him,
I'm not standing here alone.

"Cause my daddy's always with me,
Even though we are apart
I know because he told me,
He'll forever be in my heart"

With that, her little hand reached up,
And lay across her chest.
Feeling her own heartbeat,
Beneath her favorite dress.

And from somewhere in the crowd of dads,
Her mother stood in tears.
Proudly watching her daughter,
Who was wise beyond her years.

For she stood up for the love
Of a man not in her life.
Doing what was best for her,
Doing what was right.

And when she dropped her hand back down,
Staring straight into the crowd.
She finished with a voice so soft,
But its message clear and loud.

"I love my daddy very much,
He's my shining star.
And if he could, he'd be here,
But heaven's just too far."

You see he was a fireman
And died just this past year
When airplanes hit the towers
And taught Americans to fear.

But sometimes when I close my eyes,
"It's like he never went away."
And then she closed her eyes,
And saw him there that day.

And to her mother's amazement,
She witnessed with surprise.
A room full of daddies and children,
All starting to close their eyes.

Who knows what they saw before them,
Who knows what they felt inside.
Perhaps for merely a second,
They saw him at her side.

"I know you're with me Daddy,"
To the silence she called out.
And what happened next made believers,
Of those once filled with doubt.

Not one in that room could explain it,
For each of their eyes had been closed.
But there on the desk beside her,
Was a fragrant long-stemmed pink rose.

And a child was blessed, if only for a moment,
By the love of her shining bright star.
And given the gift of believing,
That heaven is never too far

They say it takes a minute to find a
special person, an hour to
appreciate them, a day to love them, but
then an entire life to forget them.

Send this to the people you'll never
forget and remember to send
it also to the person that sent it to you.
It's short message to let them know that
you'll never forget them.

If you don't send it to anyone, it means
you're in a hurry and that
you've forgot your friends.
Take the time...to live and love.

Amazing quotes:

"You know how everyone says the magic word is please? That's not true. The magic word is puke. It will get you out of class faster then anything else."

-Percy Jackson (Rick Riordan)

"I think that raisin cookies were meant as a practical joke, and never intended to be eaten."

- Grey Heffley (Jeff Kinney)

"Dealing with pain is a lot like dealing with a bad rainstorm. As loud and scary as it is at the moment, it will stop eventually. The trick is to not grieve over what was washed away, but discover the wonders of dancing in the puddles."

- Ellie Baker

"Be obscure clearly."

- E.B. White

"We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love."

- Anonymous

"It takes a minute to find someone special, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them, but then an entire lifetime to forget them."

- Anonymous

"I'm listening." (Elizabeth puts gun to his head) "I'm listening intently."

- Lord Beckett; Pirates of the Caribbean

"Who made these?" "I did, and I practice with them for three hours a day!" "You need to find yourself a girl, matey."

- Jack Sparrow and Will Turner; Pirates of the Caribbean

“When you wish upon a falling star, Your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.”

- Unknown

"God creates dinosaurs, God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man, man destroys God, man creates dinosaurs." "Dinosaurs...eat man, woman inherits the Earth."

- Dr Ellie Sattler and Dr. Ian Malcom (Jurassic Park)


are like

apples on trees.

The best ones are

at the top of the tree.The

boys don't want to reach

for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.


Words of Wisdom:

You’re a great friend, but if zombies chase us, I’m tripping you.

Friends are the ones who cry with you. Best friends are the ones who stand there with a shovel and ask who did it.

Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to myself! It's rude!

Don't look at me in that tone of voice!

It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces.

My voices tell me that your voices are dorks.

The odds don't worry me, I'm gambling with your life.

I don't have a short attention span! I just...oh look, a kitten!

Rawr! It means "I love you" in dinosaur.

Hold up! I can't hear you. Let me turn down my awesomeness...

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.

They don't know that we know that they know we know.

You'll always be my friend. You know too much.

The voices in my head are fighting again.

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.

Women are true magicians. They can make money disappear into thin air.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality.

I am so clever that sometimes even I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.

Anyone who uses the phrase “easy as taking candy from a baby” has never tried taking candy from a baby.


When I walk out the portal, this is what I see

All the Avengers are coming for ME

I've got an army and some magic and I ain't afraid to

Show it

Show it

Show it

-dramatic pause-



"I am Loki, of Asgard. And I am burdened, with glorious purpose."

Here are some random things I put on here with no explanation, and expect you to understand:

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Silence is golden, but duck tape is silver.

The sky was the limit. Then we discovered space.

Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

I used up all my sick days at work, so I'm calling in dead.

I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you... you're just not laughing.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. . . if well-aimed.

We are the people our parents warned us about.

If God had intended Man to smoke, he would have set him on fire.

If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was “too small” and too “off its orbit” for some scientists’ likings. Next they'll be telling us Jupiter is "too big!" LONG LIVE PLUTO!

The leading cause for divorce is marriage.

Remember: If someone insults you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but only 2 to reach out and bitch-slap them.

Dear Students, I can tell when you're texting in class; no one stares down at their crotch and just smiles.

I love it how, in horror movies, the woman calls out "Hello?" Like the killer's gonna say "Yeah, I'm in the kitchen! Want a sandwich?"

If you find you don’t like a person, walk a mile in their shoes. Then, you’ll have stolen their shoes and you’re a mile away from them!

If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence you tried.

Wear short sleeves; support the right to bare arms!

What starts with 'F' and ends in 'Uck?' A Firetruck!

People are like Slinkies; good for nothing, but still put a smile on your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Dear Math, I am not a therapist. Go solve your own damn problems!

Dear Math, I cannot find your x. She's not coming back. Don't ask me y. Just get over it.

When someone sweeps you off your feet, remember you're in the perfect position to be dropped on your ass.

Guys: No shirt, no service. Girls: No shirt, no charge.

Worst excuse for not doing your homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy from.

You laugh because I'm different; I laugh because you're all the same.

Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.

Ideas not coupled with action never become any bigger than the brains cells they occupied.

If the left side of your brain controls the right side of your body, then only left handed people are in their right mind. (Maybe that explains why I'm considered crazy.)

Anyone who says nothing's impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door.

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!

Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobic - Fear of long words.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen.

Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Kids Are Quick:

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER: Glen, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLEN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher

Annoying things to do in a elevator:

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer inside and ask "Got enough air in

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE at another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

Dear Two-leg Family,

This is too much of a time saver not to share with you.

1) Put 1/8 cup pet shampoo in the toilet.
2) Take the cat and stroke it lovingly as you carry it into the bathroom.
3) In one fluid motion, dump the cat into the toilet and slam down the lid. You may have to stand on it.
4) The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Ignore the sounds coming from within the toilet. The cat is actually enjoying this.
5) Now flush the toilet three or four times. This is known as the "Power Wash and Rinse" stage.
6) Have someone open the front door of your house. Standing back as far away from the toilet as you can, lift the lid and the cat will spring out and race out of the house to dry itself off somewhere outdoors.
7) Both cat and commode will be sparkling clean.

The Dog

Ways to maintain a healthy leval of insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso .

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds."

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. dont use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems don't rhyme.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives,They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner."Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!

Here's a joke...

there are 3 men who need to get across a lake...

the 1st one prays to God asking for the strength to get across...

he gets big muscles and swims across...

but almost dies 5 times...

the 2nd1 prays to God for the strength and the tools he needs to get across...

he gets his big muscles and boat and rows across...

but he almost dies 3 times...

the 3rd 1 prays to God, for the strength, tools, and the brains...

he turns into a woman...

walks 4 yards...

and crosses the bridge


50 Ways to Land Yourself In Detention:

1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that, simply reply, “wow I can tell you’re a blast at parties”

5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “ THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!!!”

6. Flick pieces of paper around the class.

7. When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say, “Your racist against paper aren’t you.”

8. Don’t do your Homework.

9. When your teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework say “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” then sit there and smile sweetly.

10. When you have a supply teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name it Mr./Mrs (insert name here), you stand up and say “PROVE IT!”

11. When your teacher asks why you were late say, “My goldfish died.” Then burst into tears.

12. When handing in your homework, write this paper will self-destruct in 5 seconds at the bottom.

13. When you leave the class bow and say, “May the force be with you, young one.”

14. When the teacher turns the light off, start singing opera as loud as you can. When they turn the light back on, look around pretending to be confused.

15. Whisper to the person next to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream “OMG GET AWAY! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!”

16. Walk into class dancing the Macarena

17. Tell your teacher you heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the staff room

18. Raise your hand and say "I totally agree" after everything your teacher says

19. Spend the whole lesson trying to lick your elbow

20. Speak in French.

21. Come late to class in a Spider-Man costume; say there was "a disturbance”

22. When they tell someone to turn around have everyone in class do it as well

23. "The homework’s due now? Oh, give me a minute then."

24. Hand in an essay where every word is mispelt.

25. Run in the room screaming, “THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!”

26. When the teacher asks you why you are late, say, “the queen is never late, everyone else is simply early”.

27. When a teacher asks you a question, say, “I’m sorry, the brain you tried to reach has been disconnected, please leave me alone or try again later, thank you.”

28. When the teacher turns on the overhead projector, scream “AAH MY EYES!!”

29. Tell yourself knock knock jokes, then laugh loads.

30. Hide under your desk and yell “THE SKY IS FALLING!”

31. When someone knocks on the door, shout “OH NO, THEY’RE COMING FOR ME!”

32. Bring in a year 7 and says he’s your new pet.

33. In your technology lesson, when the teacher asks you what you are making, say a nuclear bomb.

34. When your teacher asks you a question just stare at them.

35. Constantly talk to yourself in a low voice.

36. Purposely fall off your chair and make a big scene about it.

37. If you’re playing a really boring game, make a big deal if you win.

38. Glue all their scissors together.

39. Make paperclip jewellery. E.g. necklaces, earrings etc…

40. Pull out one strand of someone’s hair and yell “DNA!”

41. Wear a sticker or a badge that says ‘I am retarded’

42. Talk to a pen.

43. Put your hand up in a test and wait for your teacher to come over. When they whisper what’s wrong, yell “NO I WON’T SNOG YOU!”

44. Yell “LIAR!” to everything they say.

45. Smile. All the time.

46. Draw a tiny black spot on your arm. Make it bigger everyday. Look at it and say, “It’s spreading, IT’S SPREADING!”

47. When a supply teacher is taking the register, say everyone is missing. Then, if they ask who you are, say ‘Your worst Nightmare’

48. When you know the answer, bounce up and down a go " OOOHH I KNOW THIS"

49. When a teacher calls on you say, " I forgot"

50. If you have to blow your nose in class, blow your nose to the tune of your favourite song.


Beware the letter "G." It is the end of everything.

When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and yell, "Taste the freaking rainbow!"

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.

Suicide is our way of saying to God, "You can't fire me! I quit!"

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Bad spellers... U NIGHT!!!

Don't say bad words, only the worst ones.

THINK. It's not illegal yet.

Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water!

LOOK! a distraction!

Without ME you're just AWESO

Growing old is obligatory. Growing up is optional.

Energizer Bunny arrested. Charged with battery.

I can't dial 911... there's no 11 on my phone.

You think I'm... SARCASTIC? Watch me pretend to care.

This is the oath of a TURE FRIEND!

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

9. This is my oath... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask;
'because you are my friend'.

NEWS FLASH: Riptide and Annabeth's hat have became official PJO characters. You know what this means, don't you? I am now a official shipper of CAPTIDE, the greatest love story that was never told... XD! Just kidding! Am I the only one who thinks that two inanimate objects making 'character' status weird? AND if you search up Captide, hits actually come up! How weird/cool is that!?

Haikus are random.

They never make any sense.


Justin Beiber was kidnapped. 75% girls cry, 20% celebrate, 5% shrug. If you are that 1% that pokes your new captive with a stick and smiles, copy and paste this into your profile.

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a wrod are, the olny irpoamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be

in the rhgit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it

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The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, when I grew up I was BLACK, when I'm sick I'm BLACK, when I go into the sun I'm BLACK, when I'm cold I'm BLACK, when I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born you're PINK, when you grow up you're WHITE, when you're sick, you're GREEN, when you go in the sun you turn RED, when you're cold you turn BLUE and when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me coloured? Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

Why America has some issues:

1. Only in America... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America... are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America... do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America... do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America... do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

10. Only in America... do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

15 things to do at Walmart:

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,

" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,

"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,

say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed...

Or are planning to do any of these things!

This is this cat. This is is cat. This is how cat. This is to cat. This is keep cat. This is an cat. This is idiot cat. This is busy cat. This is for cat. This is forty cat. This is seconds cat. Now go back and read the third word in each sentence from the top. Pass it on. Sorry, but I am a idiot to and thought that this was funny.

Animal things:


This is pig. Copy and paste pig onto your page so people can be jealous of your pig. (Feel the burn!)

(゚、 。 7
l、 ヽ

This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your
signature/profile to help her gain world domination.

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods:

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

On a can of Manwich
Warning: may be messy
(why else would it be called SLOPPY Joe?)

Here is my FanFiction vocabulary list, and things I wish I knew earlier.

#1: Word - OOC. Context - 'Sorry, these characters might be slightly OOC.' Meaning - Out of character.

#2: Word - OC. Context - ' _and OC pairing; Submit your OC's, this is my OC.' Meaning -ordinary character.

#3: Word - Lemon. Context - 'Rated T for lemon; warning Lemon; Lemon. Don't like don't read.' Meaning - A graphic sex scene.

#4: Word - AU. Context - 'Avengers high school AU; Tony in Hogwarts AU.' Meaning - Alternate Universe

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Loki's Pranks by Marvelite5Ever reviews
A bored Loki is a dangerous Loki. (A story about Loki and Thor's lives as children in Asgard, approximately the equivalent of ten and twelve years old. Fluff, humor, and a bit of sadness.) THIS STORY HAS BEEN DISCONTINUED.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 150 - Words: 209,801 - Reviews: 3048 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 8/24 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Mutant Emotions by Post U Later reviews
A year after Loki tried to take over the world via new york, Tony's life is finally starting to calm down, but with a ragtag team of superheros living with him & now the God himself has infiltrated his life also. Tony can't relax even for a second or he might be found out. His greatest secret is at risk of being revealed: He's a mutant. WILL NOT BE COMPLETED HERE! I'VE MOVED TO AO3
Crossover - Avengers & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 176,836 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 733 - Updated: 7/20 - Published: 2/6/2013 - [Iron Man/Tony S., Loki] Pepper P. - Complete
It Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time by Livin4Jesus reviews
...or Reasons Why Tony and Clint Shouldn't Drink Together. One-shot series. No Slash. Look at that! I'm still alive! It's only been... 3 months. Oops! Chapter 74 Requested- Tony, Clint, and Steve in Walmart... with shopping carts... and pool noodles. This is going to go about how you would expect. And just because I could, I threw in a few Civil War references. No spoilers though!
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 74 - Words: 144,638 - Reviews: 961 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 5/20 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B.
We're Not a Couple! by Roxanne15927 reviews
A series of oneshots about Sherlock and John in awkward situations. Friendship, no slash, despite the incriminating title. Fluffiness abounds!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,891 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 5/20 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade
The Science of Friendship by Pickwick12 reviews
Sherlock's friends force him to write. What will the results be? Non-Slash. Includes the perspectives of other characters as well.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 67 - Words: 26,874 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
170 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by Cliodhna reviews
170 tales of rules Fred and George broke during their time at Hogwarts. Ten new tales including 'I will not to sell inaccurate maps of Hogwarts to the first years,' and 'I will not get Hermione Granger drunk.' R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 60,741 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 1,395 - Follows: 638 - Updated: 10/28/2015 - Published: 9/27/2008 - George W., Fred W.
I Love You!(No Seriously) by superhusbandfeels reviews
Normally, Tony didn't mind when people fought over him. What bugged him was that it was his TEAMMATES who are currently fighting over him. "He sung me to sleep when I had a nightmare!" "He changed me when I spilled juice all over me!" "He told me he loved me!" "HE SAID THAT TO ALL OF US!" Tony was screwed. Tony x everyone. Competitive avengers. Warnings inside.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 72,723 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
Baby Got Back by ExceedinglyPeculiarChick reviews
In which Leo sings an awkward song in the shower, and the other six prophecy demigods question many of their life decisions. / Chapter 11: "She probably looked beautiful, too, but Percy didn't notice because he was too scared of the positively murderous expression on her face."
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,633 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Leo V.
Avengers and Pranks by Melting Angels reviews
Kinda self-explanatory. Loki moves in with the Avengers, and takes it upon himself to prank them all. Chaos ensues! (Story better than summary!) Rated T for language. [Complete, sequel in the works]
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 13,798 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Complete
Notes by KP02 reviews
In which there are Post-it notes and a wall. Also small robots, purple hair, and a snarky Tony. Interested yet? Chapter 6: Introducing Your Friendly Neighborhood Spiderman!
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,699 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 12/2/2012
Earth's Mightiest Heroes! Wait, what? by SilverHeart09 reviews
A series of one shots focused on the Avengers! Pranks! Romance! Polite conversation! Thor's biceps! No slash, plain clean fun with a few naughty words. Please review!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,107 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 7/9/2014 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R.
Welcome To The New Age by SilverHeart09 reviews
The Avengers have been infiltrated and a war is coming, who can you trust if you're no longer sure that the one's closest to you are who they say they are? Or maybe that's by design? Where Thanos is concerned, nothing should be left to chance, but sometimes help can be found from the most unexpected of sources. Whole team whump, follows Dream Quarantine.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,791 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B., Pepper P.
To catch a hawk by nonyvole reviews
Trust-verse. Clint was less recruited, and more drafted, by SHIELD. Nobody knew what to expect, least of all Clint.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 52 - Words: 250,412 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 5/4/2014 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Agent Phil Coulson
50 Things That Tony Stark Is Not Allowed To Do by SilverHeart09 reviews
Pepper writes a list of all the things that Tony Stark isn't allowed to do. He finds it, hilarity ensues.
Ironman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,391 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 4/18/2014 - Published: 12/13/2009 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper
Oh You Didn't Know? Yeah, He's Awesome by RuRuLaLa reviews
Remember Goblet of Fire? What would happen if Harry took the filter off his mouth and actually said what he's thinking? Bad things, probably. But it'll be fun as hell. My go at the Intelligent!Harry, Smart alec!Harry situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 53,325 - Reviews: 848 - Favs: 3,280 - Follows: 3,353 - Updated: 3/21/2014 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Harry P.
The Games of Life by I-Await-A-Protector reviews
Fred not telling a girl how he feels? Unheard of. Charlie not interfering with his brother's love life? Impossible. The threat of Muggleborn Hannah getting killed by Deatheaters? A reality. Fred has to find courage to tell her how he feels, or else...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 200,355 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Fred W., OC
Multicolored by Trumpeteer34 reviews
As the Avengers slowly grow closer to each other, they begin to notice some oddities about their resident gamma expert, oddities that he is not even aware of. *Psychological fic*
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,948 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 10/3/2013 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Cityscapes by Marvelite5Ever reviews
In which Loki's mind is an enigma that nobody can figure out (and thus nobody can control him). Inspired by the song lyric "Tilt your head, there's a city inside."
Thor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Complete
The Avengers: Lokitty Edition by Marvelite5Ever reviews
Avengers AU where Loki escapes from the Chitauri and ends up on earth. Injured and exhausted, he disguises himself as a cat. And Steve has a thing for saving abandoned kittens. Then when The Other is sent to retrieve a couple stolen relics, Thanos has an army and a plan, and everyone thinks Thor is insane... (Protective!Thor, Protective!Avengers, BAMF!Loki, no pairings)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,424 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 1,226 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Loki, Thor, Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Apropos of Nothing by GirHugs reviews
(AU- teenage, hacker Tony) Tony Stark is three years old when he is kidnapped and held for ransom. Howard Stark refuses to pay and Tony is never seen again, presumed to be dead. Thirteen years later, Agent Phil Coulson is sent out on a mission to find an ingenious hacker and bring him into SHIELD. Yeah, everyone at SHIELD is in for one hell of a ride.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,851 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 1,373 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Underrate Risks by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
"You asked what would happen in war against him?" Fury asked, leaning back with a frown before narrowing his eye on Steve, "Stark has contacts, money, brains, people working for him, and is as impossible to get rid of as a wart-" He sighed, a slight twitch of the lips showing a grim smile. "Captain- if we were ever against Stark, there wouldn't be a fight- we'd be dead already."
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 72,460 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 1,817 - Follows: 1,192 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
You Have my Heart by Calmonix reviews
Christmas is here and Pepper is depressed. Tony broke up with her and they both regret it. Now Tony has one last chance. One last chance to get back with the girl of his dreams, and Christmas might see him do it. (Quick one-shot.) Disclaimer: I do not own Ironman.
Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2013 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
Dear Blank, Sincerely Blank by QueenKira reviews
Humorous exchanges between characters that always start with 'Dear', and end with 'Sincerely'. Drabble fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 81 - Words: 5,487 - Reviews: 2401 - Favs: 975 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
What to Expect When She's Expecting by BG Sparrow reviews
Week by week, Tony Stark tries to survive expectant fatherhood and faces his most intimidating rival yet - Pregnant Pepper. Pepperony fluff. Post-IM3.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,669 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 5/6/2013 - V. Potts/Pepper, A. E. Stark/Tony - Complete
Silence of the Lambs by I'mAGeekNotANerd reviews
This is a sequel to Childhood Innocence. PLEASE read that one first, otherwise this won't make much sense, but if you choose not to, okay, won't make sense. Now that Coulson has been a five year old, let's make LOKI a borderline catatonic, strange little five year old! Fun times...Don't worry, this isn't about serial killers, it's just the title I chose. :) Please Read/Review!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,579 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Agent Phil Coulson, Loki
Syrgja by Lady Charity reviews
None of this was supposed to happen. SHIELD wasn't supposed to find Thor and Loki on Earth three years after the battle. Loki wasn't supposed to be a silent shadow of who he once was. And the Avengers...weren't ever meant to have to endure the madness that would follow. "Cry, Loki. Cry."
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 262,720 - Reviews: 2539 - Favs: 1,857 - Follows: 1,035 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Loki - Complete
House Arrest by roxypony reviews
Why the Avengers can't have nice things. UPDATED: happy birthday, Fury! They're bringing the party to you.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,816 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Loki
Avengers: Fanfiction by sv4me reviews
The Avengers discover fanfiction. Hilarity, feels, drama, romance, smut, and maybe some action ensue. Mainly Clint & Natasha, some Tony/Pepper and the whole team. Rated MA for later chapters.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,964 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.
A Past Encounter by Nako13yeh reviews
Loki tries a spell that sends him and Thor into the future right after the events of New York. Shield and the Avengers figure out a way to deal with two gods that barely even know them, a whole new side of Loki and Thor that they've never seen before and Better yet, they get to know the real story on how these two brothers end up falling apart. Time Travel.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 63,162 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Loki - Complete
Avengers: Truth or Dare by Team Damon reviews
All they really want to do is just go to sleep after the week they've had, but thanks to Thor's roof-destroying antics and Tony's creative imagination, they end up playing Truth or Dare while getting as drunk as humanly - and not so humanly - possible.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,129 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 58 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Loki, Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Life After Malefor by That One Other Guy You Forgot reviews
Spyro and Cynder have saved the city of Warfang, defeated the Dark Master, and pulled the world back from the brink of destruction. But a new challenge awaits them when they return. They have to learn to fit in with the other normal dragons. Rated T for fight scenes and slight use of language.
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,856 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Spyro, Cynder
Thor put the Laptop DOWN! by Doctor Jazzie reviews
When our Avengers open their own chat room what silliness will come from them! Rated T to be safe
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 6,152 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Complete
The gods play Truth or Dare by AlexLightning reviews
Zeus had got the seats, Poseidon had got the popcorn, and Apollo had got the hidden camera. The olympians were ready for a whole night of TorD.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,914 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Zeus, Poseidon
Standard Procedure by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
Challenge: Being an AI did not mean that one was without inependent thought, nor action. Jarvis was an independent being, albit a slightly protective one. "Hello SHIELD. This is Jarvis. If any of you threaten, hurt or attempt to hack Mr. Tony Stark, I will be forced to take steps for the removal of your existence. Have a good day." "
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 2,705 - Follows: 556 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Jarvis - Complete
Inverted Perceptions by archangelraphaelsdaughter reviews
Compare and Contrast the Following, Part I. While Loki is imprisoned in the aftermath of his defeat, a foreign disc arrives on the Helicarrier and the Avengers watch Loki's degeneration. The Avengers watch the movie 'Thor'. Now, in knowing Loki, they begin to wonder at the motivation for his most recent actions, and who else was involved in directing the Chitauri army.
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 69,879 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 1,204 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 2/5/2013 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Teen Spirit by trotthefox reviews
After interrupting Loki during an experiment, all of the Avengers, and the trickster god himself, are reverted back into sixteen year olds. Fury, jumping on the opportunity, much to Black Widow's chagrin, places them on a mission; One that takes place in a High School. Natasha/Loki. Blackfrost.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 64,579 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Loki - Complete
Caught in a Slash by PoisoningPigeonsinthePark reviews
Camelot's trapped in a badly written slash fanfiction, causing momentary gender-bending, plotbunny infestations, banjo-related love triangles, cannibalism, a punctuation purge and all fanfictiondom declaring war on one poor author who just can't splel.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 119,901 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Merlin, Arthur
Disassemble by Terez reviews
Tony has issues with learning how to work the new design to remove his suit.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P. - Complete
Dream Quarantine by SilverHeart09 reviews
The team wake up trapped in a dark cell filled with skeletons and chained to the wall. Realising that they've become trapped in a dream state, where there is no way out and they are being tortured with the memories of when they were most vulnerable and afraid, and with one of them deteriorating rapidly, the team has to work together to find a way to wake up before it's too late.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,596 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Thirteen Ways of Looking at Loki by Marvelite5Ever reviews
Parody of the poem "Thirteen Ways of Looking at a Blackbird" by Wallace Stevens
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Loki - Complete
Understanding by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
A normal day in the Avenger's mansion, excepting the fact that security has gotten somewhat...locked. Tony trapped in the basement unknowingly, while we're all up here, sitting on couches watching a movie that appeared out of literally nowhere- wait, why is Tony in a cave? When did this get on film?- Avengers minus Tony watch IRON MAN
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,709 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 2,168 - Follows: 1,004 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Strawberries & Shawarma by kkann reviews
He who laughs last thinks slowest and drunk men make for rather interesting storytellers. Besides, what better way to get to know your new teammates than to live with them for an undisclosed period of time? Surely your girlfriend won't mind. Too much. Post-Avengers. Pepperony. Features the entire cast, humor and feels.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,028 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P.
Dodgeball by Bear-Bell reviews
In which Stark Tower is briefly declared an active war zone.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Complete
Home Sweet Home by Dogstar-Black reviews
After the alien invasion is over, and Loki is gone, the Avengers have to see if they can learn to trust and work with one another so they can continue saving the world. And maybe one of their own. Team-bonding/friendship story. Prequel to Protective Reasoning. Tony/Pepper; slight Clint/Natasha
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,375 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Pepper For Your Thoughts by SilverHeart09 reviews
After Tony is wounded, it's up to Pepper to take care of him, fluff AND Pepperony, please review!
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 17,101 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 11/24/2009 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper
Some Sanity Required by SilverHeart09 reviews
Hilarity ensues when someone spikes the Avengers' pizza. Can Pepper, Jane and Betty save the day? Will Tony and Thor put some clothes on? And why is Natashalie protecting plants pots? Read and find out. Anyone who reads 'Same Old, Nothing New' may also enjoy this.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,204 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P.
Truthfully by Salazarfalcon reviews
Loki had every intention of wreaking havoc upon Midgard the moment his suicide attempt had failed, it was just too bad that Midgard ended up being so distracting. Who knew that such a primitive society would have such a novel concept as therapy?
Thor - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 38 - Words: 129,315 - Reviews: 2312 - Favs: 3,113 - Follows: 1,372 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
The 30 Excuses of Loki by AchievingKitKat reviews
When watching the film, we all knew there were certain...drawbacks to the cage when Loki was put in there, didn't we. For example, going to the toilet, etc, etc. ;D
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 11,582 - Reviews: 1145 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Loki
Loki's Army by Oomara13 reviews
The best army isn't always made up of highly trained soldiers.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Loki - Complete
Spectacular Ignorance by darke wulf reviews
What no one seems to remember is that Tony Stark created that armor. Iron Man would be less than nothing – literally – without Tony and his genius. Leave Tony alone, however, with access to a half-decent workshop and he'll revolutionize the world. Or, Tony is over protective and doesn't really care.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,089 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 1,382 - Follows: 294 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
She's Somebody's Hero by roxypony reviews
Tony really hates hospitals. Post-Avengers. Whump, Pepperony, and the whole team of Avengers, now all on the same extra-cheesy pizza! Oneshot.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,749 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 989 - Follows: 142 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P. - Complete
Harry Potter 7: How It Should Have Ended by Itz All Good reviews
The Giant Squid was done. The environmental policies had gone down the drain, and she was still ticked about that Triwizard Lake Race, or whatever it was. And now, they were having this enormous battle next to her lake? Oh, these wizards were going daown.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Giant Squid - Complete
LOTR: How It Should Have Ended by Itz All Good reviews
No one likes Frodo in the ROTK movie. He is whiny, angsty, which is cool with some people, but a hobbit? No. and generally annoying. Sam realizes this as Frodo stands at edge of the convenient cliff in Mount Doom. He acts accordingly... MAJOR CRACK.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Samwise G. - Complete
How to Housebreak Your Son's Dragon by Tlalen reviews
Stoick and Toothless reach an understanding.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,544 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Stoick, Toothless
CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW: Owner's Guide and Manual by EvilsApprentice reviews
The EAC Presents: Captain Jack Sparrow: The Complete Owner’s Guide and Manual CONGRATULATIONS! You are now the proud owner of a CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW unit! /Rated T for references
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,236 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Passing Notes by xoSilverstarxo reviews
Fred, George, and their friends pass notes during class. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 7/16/2008 - George W., Fred W.
Things You Don't Want Know, and Probably Shouldn't by GryffindorGals reviews
Laying down in her sleep, Lily rested her head subconsciously on James’ lap. Sirius looked over at James watching Lily sleep and smiled.“Wow Prongs, maybe this whole stuck-out-in-the-middle-of-the-lake-thing is actually working out for you.” James/Lily
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,292 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P.
How to annoy Jack Sparrow by I'll Show You a Sweet Dream reviews
Title says it all. 25 unique ways to bug Jack Sparrow out of his mind if done in quick succession . Also a joke, and one that I am not particularly proud of. But, it is a joke that my readers have enjoyed at least a bit.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Fred's will by xoSilverstarxo reviews
Take a look at Fred's Will. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Fred W. - Complete
Sparrow and Linnet by Charlie-lass reviews
When Jack wakes up one morning and finds he is married And of course she’ll want babies, all women want babies, except maybe Anamarie, but it may be because she’s more pirate than woman,” UPDATED, FINALLY 071007
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,580 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/7/2007 - Published: 5/10/2004 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
10 ways to annoy Captain Jack Sparrow by ProngsandPadfootsayhello reviews
I was bored so i decided on 10 things to annoy my fave character! Captain Jack Sparrow! Just a bit of fun...enjoy!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
When James Met Lily by Ruby-Jo Grapefruit reviews
The Marauders play a prank on Lily. Lily's revenge is sweet. MWPP, third year. James/Lily oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/28/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Jack Sparrow's Shoulder Angels by Shadows and Smoke reviews
You know there are two tiny versions of yourself that sit on your shoulders: a devil and an angel? Jack Sparrow has them too. POTC COTBP, told in the point of view by Jack's shoulder angels. Now rated for mild language. PLEASE R&R!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,624 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 3/15/2006
The Jack Sparrow Rap by BG Sparrow reviews
One-shot. Jack does a rap. Self explanitory, don't you think? If you're curious, go on and read it. I guarentee you'll love it. NEW! The Jack Sparrow Rap in PotC: The Musical! You'll still love it. :D
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/29/2007 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Complete
The Seven Days of Jack Sparrow Creation by Rita Hill reviews
Or you can just say a continuation of the Seven Days of Creation, “Jack Sparrow” style.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2006 - Complete
To the Parents of Fred and George Weasley by Weasley's Wizarding Wheezes reviews
Letters from professors to Mr. and Mrs Weasley about all of the trouble Fred and George cause. Starts in their first year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/10/2005 - Published: 7/20/2005 - George W.
The Jack Sparrow Commandments by Rita Hill reviews
Ten Commandments in the name of Jack Sparrow.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2005
LEGOLAS Owner's Guide and Manual by lalaithien reviews
The Owner's Guide series continues; technical specifications and owner's tips for your LEGOLAS unit! With thanks to and permission from Theresa Green.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/28/2005 - Legolas
Some Things Backfire by Psychopathic Dirtbag reviews
Draco Malfoy, a girl. Hilarious situation, isn't it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,545 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/3/2004 - Published: 4/4/2004
The Secret Diary of Sauron by lalaithien reviews
Another wacky entry in my Secret Diary series. Enjoy, and be sure to leave your review! :-)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2003 - Sauron
The Pranking Wars: Lily and James, Year One and On by The Laziest Woman on Mars reviews
James Potter loves a good prank. In fact, so do all his friends. But Lily Evans isn't one to be left out in the cold. So she decides to embrace a little competition. Who will win...THE PRANKING WAR!!! DISCONTINUED! Read in junction with Gypsy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,054 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/27/2003 - Published: 4/13/2003
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1262 - Favs: 2,313 - Follows: 231 - Published: 1/8/2002
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Busted reviews
The avengers have defeated Loki, and saved the world. (Yet again) But their going to discover a even worse enemy. A angry Pepper Potts. After the gang accidentally trigger Tony's PSTD, Pepper is not happy... This will be more hurt/comfort for the first chapter, humour after that. Rated T for VERY mild implied torture.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,476 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P.
Blood on the rocks reviews
Pepper and Tony have a bit of a fallout. Pepper wants to know what kept Tony going. Why he didn't give up. So does Tony.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/24/2014 - [A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper] - Complete
A Memo: Remember
It starts with one moment. Since then, Thor slowly starts to amass a collection of documents. Journal entries, poems, fleeting clouds he caught and put on paper. And maybe, just maybe, Loki starts to write a few things as well.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Thor, Loki - Complete
So, you want to be an Avenger? reviews
This manual, created by Steve Rogers, will help you achieve this goal! In this manual/guide, you will find advice, tips, guidelines, and helpful nuggets of information to speed you will on your way! ( We are not responsible for any deaths, injuries, maiming, or other bodily harm occurred by following the tips in this guide.)
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,687 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Complete
Aaaawwwww reviews
All the Avengers knew about Loki. The evil God who had tried to take over the world with his army, the God of lies who couldn't be trusted with anything. But only Thor remembered Loki. The God of Mischief who could make anybody smile, the little brother that could do anything. And, slowly, the others also realize that Thor may have something there. Tony blames the british accent.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,117 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Loki
Bent, Not Broken reviews
Clint learned the hard way that the world was out to get you. Natasha had known that since birth. They both knew that everything you had could be taken away in a single moment. So when they found each other, they understood perfectly what it was like to not trust anything.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Just another mission, probably reviews
Clint shows up at a deserted warehouse, expecting to go in and out with another completed mission and another easy fight over and done with. Not likely. He meets a mysterious spy (identity to be revealed) who is proving much harder to kill then he originally hoped for... Inspired by the Clintasha fight scene in Avengers, rated K simply because it's mainly a fight scene.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,323 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Property of Natasha reviews
Clint wakes up, and rushes late to a meeting. Once there, he has a unexpected surprise. Question is, what will Natasha think? Clintasha fluff.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
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