Author has written 17 stories for Sherlock Holmes, Series Of Unfortunate Events, James Bond, Sims, How to Train Your Dragon, Scooby Doo, Frankenweenie, Radio Dramas, NCIS, and Sherlock.
HI! I just started here, so please be patent with me. Also, I am in high school, so any stories will be updated as soon as possible. I finally fished with that oneshot! Now I may be able to finish my multi chaptered fics.
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods.
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (How do use regular soap?)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (Suggestion? Crazy Idea Time!)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down."
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (Aw! I wanted it to be cold!)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (Can I drive before I take it?)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (Thanks, that really narrowed it down)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Which is...)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (That would be why I bought it)
On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions: "Put on fork and eat."
On a can of bug spray: “Harmful to bees”.
On a TV remote control: “Not dish washer safe”. (But its dirty!)
A New Zealand insect spray: "Not tested on animals."
A VCR box says: "Instructional video on hooking up your VCR included." (Um... How do i watch it?)
A can of self-defense pepper spray: "May irritate eyes."
A dishwasher carries this warning: "Do not allow children to play in the dishwasher."
A popular manufactured fireplace log: "Caution - Risk of Fire." (Isn't that the point?)
A rubber ball toy: "Choking hazard: This toy is a small ball." (Thank you, I'm not blind)
A baby stroller: "Remove child before folding." (Oh, so that's why it's not folding!)
A pair of shin guards manufactured for bicyclists: "Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover."
A Fruit Roll-Up snack: "Remove plastic before eating." (But that adds the extra flavor)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! =D
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