Phil D. Hernandez
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Joined 08-10-03, id: 436534, Profile Updated: 06-26-13
Author has written 23 stories for Xena: Warrior Princess, Powerpuff Girls, StarTrek: The Original Series, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, and StarTrek: The Next Generation.

Phil is a resident of Bellingham, Washington. He specializes in "Xena: Warrior Princess" stories with an emphasis on Gabrielle-Joxer romantic comedy. While he has written a couple of "alternative" stories he does not subscribe to the idea that Xena and Gabrielle are lesbians, and will have nothing to do with rabid Joxer haters ("Joxerphobes"), who are a blight on XWP fandom. Many of his stories are set in a variant storyline that ignores "The Way" and all succeeding episodes of XWP.

Due to site changes, much of his formatting, including indented paragraphs and quotation marks, have been stripped out. Lack of time has prevented him from fixing these, but eventually all stories will be repaired.

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The Teenage Approximation by SecretMel reviews
AU. All of our beloved characters are attending Pasadena High School together. Penny and Bernadette don't associate with the guys, that is until their new friend Amy brings the two social groups together.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 115,931 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Penny, Amy Farrah Fowler - Complete
Quackers by Leftomaniac reviews
The examination continues, and a cure for hypochondriasis is found.
Marx Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,913 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/10/2004 - Published: 3/27/2003
Love Gives Life by Ms Spider reviews
Barclay finds the love of his life. But can she love him back?
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,984 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/1/2003 - Published: 9/9/2003 - R. Barclay, J. Picard
Jeannie Meets Samantha by ibsammy reviews
Jeannie and Anthony Nelson from I Dream of Jeannie meet Samantha and Darren Stevens from Bewitched. Will be humorous. Tell me how it is for it is my first story!
I Dream of Jeannie - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2003
Bloody Hell by Girl Called Mozart reviews
[Chapter 2 finally up!] Janet finds herself unwilling trapped in an episode of Blue's Clues. What does Blue want to eat for breakfast? Janet doesn't care, she just wants to call a tow truck.
Blue's Clues - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,351 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/11/2003 - Published: 2/16/2002
Angelina by Kittenmommy reviews
Sequel to my fic Never Gonna Dance Again. When Dr. Grace Holloway saves a famous supermodel's life, the grateful celebrity invites Grace and the eighth Doctor to an excruciating lunch.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,811 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/28/2003 - Complete
Another Long Van Trip by J Sumner reviews
Another van trip for the boys, with Langly and Jimmy at their most annoying. Poor Frohike.
Lone Gunmen - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,715 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2003
One of Those Days by J Sumner reviews
2/3 of The Lone Gunmen are obsessed with a kid's show - Frohike tries to figure out why.
Lone Gunmen - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2003
Hollow Infatuation by poohba reviews
Set just after "Hollow Pursuits." Lt. Barclay's not over his holodiction yet, not even close
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,619 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/11/2002 - R. Barclay, D. Troi - Complete
Xelda, Warrior Princess? Or, Xena In Westbridge by VP19 reviews
One of Sabrina's spells goes awry, bringing Xena, Gabrielle and Argo into the Spellman living room and Hilda, Zelda and Salem into the Xenaverse.
TV X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 36,268 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 6/29/2001 - Published: 2/3/2001
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Blind Date reviews
When someone sets Reginald Barclay up on a date with Ro Laren, the results are predictable - or are they? First published right here!
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,721 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/12/2003 - R. Barclay, Ro L.
We Have a Vampire Problem reviews
The gas station attendant was only kidding...
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/12/2003 - Buffy S.
Starlighting reviews
Dr. McCoy is lost in the past again, so Kirk and Spock enlist Blue Moon Investigations to help find him. A Moonlighting crossover story. This was my very first fan fiction story, back in the days when there was no Internet or World Wide Web.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,698 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/12/2003 - J. Kirk, Spock
There's Subtext, and There's reviews
Xena's love life takes a few unusual twists.
Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,394 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/10/2003
The 155Word Uber Story With the Worst Pun Ever reviews
Joan of Arc meets a new recruit for her army.
Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/8/2003
The Valentine
Gabrielle comes to an understanding with Joxer about their feelings for each other following Eternal Bonds.
Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,796 - Published: 9/8/2003
A Tragedy of Eros
Xena has to calm down a brokenhearted Joxer and keep Gabrielle from hurting him further without revealing his love for the bard following A Comedy of Eros.
Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,825 - Published: 9/8/2003
Between the Foul Lines
Tom and Nancy Seaver make a surprising discovery the evening after the fourth game of the 1969 World Series.
Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Published: 9/8/2003
Working Overtime reviews
Hades complains about all the extra work fan fiction writers give him. One of my earliest stories.
Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,346 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/8/2003
The Amazon Queen's New Clothes reviews
Gabrielle is arrested by the Amazon Fashion Police. One of my earliest stories.
Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2003
Walk a Mile in My Shoes
Gabrielle learns what it's like to be Joxer for a day. First in the Outside the Lines series.
Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,508 - Published: 9/8/2003
Four Against the Darkness
Xena, Gabrielle and Joxer acquire an unlikely ally in a struggle against Dahak and Alti. Part of the Outside the Lines series.
Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,085 - Published: 9/8/2003
The Dangling Conversation
Joxer discovers he was chasing the wrong Amazon. Follows "Lyre, Lyre, Hearts on Fire."
Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,427 - Published: 9/8/2003
You May Bow reviews
What if Joxer really had become the God of War? Based on Ten Little Warlords. Part of the Outside the Lines series.
Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,902 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/8/2003
Xeenie Babies reviews
Gabrielle is caught up in the latest craze.
Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/1/2003
Solstice Nocturne
Xena and Gabrielle can't get home for Solstice, but they still manage to spend it with family.
Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,263 - Published: 9/1/2003
Gabrielle and Callisto reviews
Gabrielle has a job to do before she can return to the living world.
Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,408 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/1/2003
Faith, Hope and Love
Joxer has faith that Gabrielle is still alive. Xena hopes to rescue her. Love proves to be the most potent force of all.
Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,365 - Published: 9/1/2003
The ReneƩ O'Connor Show reviews
Imagine if "Xena: Warrior Princess" had been a sitcom...
Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,910 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/1/2003
Expressions of Pity
Xena and Gabrielle discover that pity is a lethal weapon to the spirit.
Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,230 - Published: 9/1/2003
Her Majesty's Personal Piper reviews
Joxer miscalculates again...
Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/1/2003
Callisto Meets the Powerpuff Girls reviews
Callisto takes a left turn at the City of Townsville on her way back to Xena's dimension from the in-between realm Hercules left her in. Special guest star: Johnny Bravo.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,799 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2003
Payback Time reviews
Xena attempts to rescue a man she marooned ten years before.
Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,193 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2003