Author has written 1 story for Star Wars, and Warhammer.
Likes: Fantasy, sci-fi, intelligent conversations, philosophy
Dislikes: Burning to death, macaroni salad, when a good FF is dropped
Hobbies: Writing poems, drawing, reading, listening to music, parkour, beat boxing, water polo, studying black holes.
Dreams: publish a book of poems, become the best beat boxer in America, become a polyglot.
goals: Get married, go skydiving, travel the world, teach English in Japan.
Religion: Christian, non-denominational
Did you Know that if you Say ice cream slowly it sounds like Gullible?
Writing Naruto fics are the easiest because the story and characters can be changed and improved so much.
"Tell people there's an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you. Tell them the paint is wet, and they still have to touch it to make sure."
"When someone yells stop, I don't know if it's in the name of love, it's hammer time, or if I should collaborate and listen."
"It doesn't matter how old I get, I'm still going to mentally sing the ABC's to see which letter comes next."
How to tell someone their breath stinks without hurting their feelings. "Well I'm bored, let's go brush our teeth!"
"Wow that guy in the skinny jeans looks really manly," said no one ever.
"I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds... People move out of the way much faster now."
I wish I were a glow worm 'cause a glow worms never glum. How can you be grumpy when the sun shines out of your bum!
Naruto was never chased by mobs. And he was never beaten by drunks.
There is no council in Konoha. The hokage has two advisers and often calls meetings among the senior shinobi. And he always has the last say. Konoha is a complete dictatorship.
No matter what, Naruto cannot hear the Kyuubi in his head. Minato's seal specifically prevents that. Also the seal is powered by the shinigami and the Kyuubi himself. It is hard to break.
Ramen does not stunt growth. It has the needed amount of meet and vegetables and grains. The only reason ramen is considered unhealthy is because of the excessive amounts of salt in it.
Dumbledore was not a manipulative bastard. He genuinely cared for Harry and wanted him to have at least some semblance of a childhood.
Ron is not an idiot. He is headstrong and firmly set in his beliefs but is very loyal to Harry. He has a very strategic mind and genuinely cares for people. He doesn't think things through though.
Snape is an awful person. He hates children and is genuinely cruel to them. He was brave for sure, just don't get his affection for Lily as any sort of redeeming trait. Yes he had a hard and sad life, this doesn't change the fact that he was a terrible human being.
To me the worst offenses a person can commit are:
contentment in ignorance
failing to use logic
refusing to be corrected
refusing the validity of the other side of an argument
it is my belief that all humans have equal mental potential, there are only people who utilize that potential and those that waste it. The majority of people waste it and become the mindless sheep that we see all around us. The sheep are the people that refuse to think. About consequences, about the logic, about the true meaning of actions and words. These are the socialists, the facists, and the idiots that usually win the lottery.