Author has written 15 stories for Rhythm Thief, Naruto, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Yu-Gi-Oh! ZEXAL, and Avengers.
I just going to say, that I'm a male and that I only do AUs.
It's my specialty.
PM me if you have a suggestion for a parallel world or if you want to use on of my OCs.
Also I'm a fan of: Pokemon, Kanes series, PJO, and a bit of KI along with LoZ.
If you want me to do something, please PM me because I don't know anything else besides them.
Plus I could think of gruesome images.
I'm a freshman, so updates may be delayed.
Here's my son of Arachne OC, which I impressed at.
Name: Wolf Araneae (inspired by the Wolf Spider.)
Appearance: Black hair and brown eyes. Wears grey jacket with black t-shirt, blue jeans with black socks, and white shoes.
Weapon(s) of choice: Sword and/or hand to hand combat
Klaus Araneae (Magician/army demigod father)
Powers: Agility, super strength, forth wall breaking, and swords play (which he rarely does).
Personality: Mostly a lone wolf when he was claimed.
Fatal Flaw: Unknown, for now.
Fun Fact: Likes to do magic tricks.
I made this pen-name since it includes my favorite number, which isn't 11, 8, 3, 83, or 24. But I'll give you a hint. It's bad luck on a Friday.
Can't be a host,
when your the 83rd ghost.
The artwork that inspired X Numbers: http://kai1411.deviantart.com/art/Dark-Number-39-Dystopia-314810718
Something related to the classical bit, "Who goes first":
Three boys are playing rock-paper-scissors. The first boy had rock, the second boy had paper, and the last boy had scissors.
The first boy asked, "What? Why did you choose rock?"
One of them answered, "I don't know, I just did! Who had paper!"
The other one replied, "Only because I don't know had scissors!"
They continued arguing until a police officer saw them and asked, "Boys, why are you three arguing?" They replied all at once, "We couldn't tell which one of us won!"
The officer asked one of the boys, "Now calm down. Now, What's your name?" The boy replied, "Yeah." The officer asked, "Your name is Yeah?" "No, What. What's my name." "That's what I'm asking you. What's your name?" "Yeah." "So your name is Yeah." "No, What." Frustrated, the officer went to the next boy.
The officer asked, "And your name is?" The boy replied, "I don't know." "You don't know your own name?" "No. I don't know." "I asking for your name." "I'm telling you, I don't know!" Even more frustrated, the officer hoped the last boy will be easier.
The officer crouched down and asked, "Now, kid, what's your name?" The kid shook his head and pointed to the first boy he talked to and answered, "No, What's his name." "I don't know." The kid pointed to the second kid he talked to and said, "That's his name." The officer asked a little angry, "Kid, I asking for your name." "Oh, Who." "You." "Who." Having enough, the officer gave up and asked, "Anyway, why were you arguing?"
Another boy, who was older than the three boys, came up to him and explained, "They were arguing because What had rock, Who had paper, and I don't know had scissors. That's their real names." The older pointed to the first boy the officer talked to and continued, "That ones name is What. W-H-A-T." He pointed to the second boy he talked to and added, "That guy is named literally I don't know." He pointed to the last boy and finished, "And the last one is my cousin, Who."
The officer finally got it and said, "Oh, so that's all of their names." The officer explained to the boys, "Well, boys, you just cancel out this round of rock-paper-scissors and do another round." The officer asked, "Now, my young man, excuse the order, but would you tell me your name?"
The older boy just smiled and answered, "Tomorrow."
(A/N: Please post this on your profile if you think it's funny. And please watch the sketch "Who goes first" on Youtube.)
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