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Author has written 78 stories for Once Upon a Time, Phantom of the Opera, Wonderland, Broadchurch, Aladdin, Doctor Who, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, TV Commercials, Sarah Jane Adventures, Torchwood, Harry Potter, Frozen, iCarly, Sherlock, and Five Nights at Freddy´s.

Hi there! I'm Samantha, a sleep-deprived geek that spends most of her time doing things in class that aren't class-related at all. You might be here because of Dear Whovian Authors or one of my Sherlock BBC stories. Either way, welcome to my profile!

In the world of fandom, I write for Doctor Who, Sherlock BBC and pretty much anything else that strikes my fancy. I'm also a writer for the incredible role-playing game Sherlock: The Game is On.

In real life, I'm on tour with an incredible cast for an original musical called Peace on Your Wings about the life of Sadako Sasaki (we're going to Los Angeles and New York next!). Visit our website here for more information.

-Samantha-

P.S. By the way, never click on this link, it's the most ridiculous thing ever. You will regret it deeply. Graaaaaggh.

P.P.S. You should check out my Sherlock BBC fanvideo set to Radiohead's song Creep.


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365 Days With The Doctor by binkabonkahankeydoo reviews
A series of short fictions with assorted themes, consisting only of dialogue, depicting the events of 365 days worth of adventures and mayhem, as Rose and the Ninth Doctor travel throughout space and time together.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 108 - Words: 7,591 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 5h - Published: 1/1/2014 - 9th Doctor, Rose T.
Re: Dear Sherlock Cast (Or What REALLY Happens In Sherlock's Universe) by shnuffeluv reviews
Yeah, total crack fic, 'cause I'm bored. Off-screen things that might happen in the Sherlock Universe, or responses to what WE think happens...sorry, really sick and desperate for something to do, so I created this.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 83 - Words: 8,443 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 1/28/2014
Penguin by I Don't Know What I Am Doing reviews
There is a penguin, that is all you need to know. On hold due to writer's block and procrastination… I am deeply sorry.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,681 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/7/2014 - Published: 11/17/2013
To The Sticking Place by Zephyras reviews
The end justifies the means. Failure is not an option. There is always a choice, except when there isn't. These are the phrases Ianto Jones lives by and he refuses to allow anyone, even Captain Jack Harkness, to change that. Jack/Ianto, AU, TW1 Agent!Ianto.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 101,446 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Garden Party by TNOandXadric reviews
Everything grows in Wonderland.
Wonderland - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Morris, The March Hare, The Mad Hatter - Complete
Don't Be by secooper87 reviews
The moment Buffy saw the Doctor, she knew she had to kill him.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 66,545 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Buffy S., 10th Doctor - Complete
Freak by ShinkonoKokoro reviews
Mycroft brings interesting news to light to John about Sherlock. It's not what he's expecting. It takes a back seat, however, when Moriarty resurfaces. T for Eventual talk of torture, crazy dreams, language
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,531 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 10/20/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5002 - Favs: 11,518 - Follows: 1,314 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Mile in His Shoes by Determamfidd reviews
Written for a prompt on the LJ community sherlockbbc fic. When a mysterious pendant turns up in the middle of a blazing row between Sherlock and John, they end up literally getting under the other's skin.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,564 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 64 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
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inertia (p) reviews
Some words are better left unspoken.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/26 - [John W., Mary M.] Sherlock H.
Dear Whovian Authors reviews
The cast of Doctor Who discovers fandom. OVER A MILLION VIEWS!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 255 - Words: 25,745 - Reviews: 5272 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 8/24/2013
Miscalculations reviews
"Rose..." the Doctor's voice was quiet, hushed. "It appears as though I might have made a minor miscalculation." "Great," Rose deadpanned. Her tone was almost as flat as Katy Perry's singing voice.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/31/2014 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Not Entirely Okay reviews
The next morning, everything John needs for about a month has been packed up and placed by the door of the flat. It doesn't alarm Sherlock at all; he's expected this day for as long as he can remember.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,856 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/19/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Carnival Games reviews
Mike doesn't work at Freddy Fazbear's for the pay, or for the recognition, or just to be a hero. He has fun doing it. Moreso, he wants to do it. Well, why?
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/14/2014 - Mike Schmidt, Freddy Fazbear, Foxy
O T P reviews
JOHNLOCK. A woman moves into the flat next door, one that actually gets along with John and puts up with Sherlock's antics. John thinks Sherlock's interested. As it turns out, he is. Just not with who John expects. ""What was that?" When I look back at Sherlock, his hands are folded under his chin and his eyes are twinkling. "Something new.""
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,977 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/3/2014 - Published: 9/27/2014 - [John W., Sherlock H.] OC
High-Functioning Sociopath reviews
It's not a fitting title anymore, because Sherlock isn't functioning.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2014 - [John W., Mary M.] Sherlock H. - Complete
Get Me Out of the Bloody Closet! reviews
Jack and Ianto get trapped in a closet. A collection of dialogue-only drabbles.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/29/2014 - Published: 5/16/2014 - [Ianto J., Jack H.]
They'll Never Know reviews
"It hurts, looking at him like this-no, not looking, /seeing/. He's glad it does. It makes everything real." There's been something off about Sherlock for a long while, and John hasn't noticed it. Or maybe he doesn't want to notice it? Takes place after His Last Vow.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,099 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/17/2014 - Published: 7/10/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., J. Moriarty, Mary M.
Do You Wanna Fight a Dalek? reviews
The Doctor has discovered Frozen. (UPDATE: Now a collection of song parodies.)
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/6/2014 - Published: 2/5/2014 - 10th Doctor, Jack H., Rose T.
Together Wherever We Go reviews
A rewrite of the Eleventh Hour, edited to include Rose and to explore, ADD, and divulge different scenes in the episode. (Many ORIGINAL scenes and pieces of dialogue included.)
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,977 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 6/30/2014 - Published: 11/25/2013 - [11th Doctor, Rose T.] Amelia P./Amy
Noise reviews
Sound. Of all senses, it had to be sound. (Dramione.) Three of the Hogwards houses are rendered mute and illiterate after a high-level Dark spell is cast. The students of the Slytherin House are each assigned a position in the other three Houses as a translator for their classes. Draco Malfoy has been assigned to Harry Potter, Ginny Weasley, Ron Weasley, and Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,145 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 3/31/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.]
Thief reviews
Jack stole Ianto's diary, so it was only fitting that Ianto should steal something from him. The Captain's wrist strap seemed like the best object, so that was what he'd taken. From there, the time hopper took him on an adventure through space and time, and all to various places around Jack's timeline. Ianto begins to learn about Jack's past and present, and eventually his future.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,618 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/5/2014 - Published: 2/2/2014 - [Ianto J., Jack H.] - Complete
Falling reviews
Sometimes, Spike dreams. He doesn't dream lies, and he doesn't dream fantasies, either. He dreams the truth, and that's the only way he'll ever learn anything in the world.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/30/2014 - Spike - Complete
Protectors: Numbers reviews
It's been 18 years since Nikki left Bannerman Road at Christmas, and Sky Smith joined the group. One month after Sarah Jane's death, the world's population begins to decrease by one half every single day. People are being erased from time and nobody is noticing. (Dark. Torchwood-based take on SJA.) Hints of Clani, with Lukria and one-sided Sky/OC
Sarah Jane Adventures - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,760 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 12/1/2013 - [OC, Sky S./Sparky] [Luke S., Maria J.] - Complete
Dear Frozen reviews
The Frozen cast stumbles across a peculiar website by the name of "FanFiction".
Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 4/17/2014
Frostbite reviews
"It's bloody June!" Ianto hissed, grinding his teeth together and teetering back and forth with the heave and ho of the wind like a flag suspended on a pole. His arms were folded across his chest, securing his long coat to the mass of his body. "It's not supposed to snow in the middle of f-cking June!"
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,853 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 2/5/2014 - [Ianto J., Jack H.] - Complete
Two Ways, One Choice reviews
Ianto Jones knew that if Jack were to pick Gwen or him, he would choose Gwen. (If only he could.) But such a choice was never brought up, until an alien held them hostage and told the famous Captain to make a decision.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/24/2014 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Jack H., Gwen C., Ianto J. - Complete
Wolf, Ram, and Hart reviews
Captain John Hart makes his big return. (Character study)
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2014 - John H. - Complete
amor, amissio, aetas reviews
Nothing lasts forever. Not even true love, apparently.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2014 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Succumb To The Darkness reviews
Snow White has finally succumbed to the darkness she's been fighting all these years. Regina Mills has chosen to forget everything from her past, present, and now her future. Charming is in the middle of this, and, boy, is he more conflicted than ever. But these little problems can grow to consume the entirety of what's left of Storybrooke. (I do not own anything.) Regina/Charming.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,640 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 3/11/2013 - David N./Prince Charming, Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
Once Upon A Time in Disneyland ºøº reviews
Once upon a time, Emma had the "brilliant" idea to take the entire extended family (Gold, Belle, Snow, Charming, Cora, Regina, Henry, Emma, Neal, and Hook) on a family vacation to California's Disneyland and California Adventure Park... this can't end well. All your favorite ships, including Rumbelle, Snowing, HookedQueen, and Swanfire. (I own nothing.) Hosts: Regina and Emma
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 78 - Words: 88,058 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 3/17/2014 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
Strange Things reviews
Strange things happen when you move into a house that isn't really your own anymore. Carly's dad discovers this when he moves into the Bushwell Plaza. AU
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/17/2014 - Carly S., Spencer S., Sam P. - Complete
Stupid Sues reviews
Hermione and Ron read FanFiction. They aren't pleased.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/17/2014 - [Hermione G., Ron W.] - Complete
Do You Wanna Watch Some NuWho? reviews
A Doctor Who/Torchwood Frozen Parody, brought to you by your favourite sponsors; boredom, scarlet phlame, Piper Emerald, and too much Valentine's Day candy.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2014 - Complete
Strange Observations reviews
Hugo Weasley hadn't been the brightest kid ever, but he'd certainly been the most observant. (Dramione, Albus P./Hugo W.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,160 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 2/4/2014 - [Hugo W., Albus S. P.] [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Accident Prone reviews
Jack gets de-aged.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/13/2014 - 9th Doctor, Jack H., Rose T. - Complete
FanFriction reviews
A drunken Ten, Rose, and Jack write fanfiction on Google Docs.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/11/2014 - [10th Doctor, Rose T.] Jack H. - Complete
Super Bowl! reviews
Kristoff, Anna, and Elsa gather around to watch the Super Bowl... AU fan-songfic.
Frozen - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2014 - Anna, Elsa, Kristoff B. - Complete
Blocked reviews
Ever wondered what the characters do when us writers get hit by a block?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2014 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Dear Torchwood Writers reviews
The cast of Torchwood has FINALLY discovered FanFiction, and, to put it simply... 'we are not amused'.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/5/2014 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Complete
Something There reviews
During the events of Children of Earth, Ianto walks in on something he wasn't meant to see. This would probably take a huge impact on Janto's relationship if Ianto didn't die the next day. And then wake up in the archives in UNIT as a completely different person, with no memory of Ianto Jones or Jack Harkness. (CoE AU. Janto, with slight mentions of competing Gwack.)
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,009 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/4/2014 - Published: 1/24/2014 - [Ianto J., Jack H.] - Complete
iCandy reviews
Captain John Hart steals Jack's phone. Chaos ensues. T for innuendo and swearing. Janto
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,832 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 1/15/2014 - [Ianto J., Jack H.] John H. - Complete
Time Lorde reviews
"'Cause we'll always be rebels... We'll run straight through space and time, dump all of Gallifrey's old rules, we know they're all a bunch a fools. Let me be your Doctor, you can ask me "Doctor Who?" but never tell the rules... Let's make it a sci-fi show!"
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2014 - [9th Doctor, Rose T.] Jack H. - Complete
A Look Inside reviews
Ever wondered what goes through a Dalek's head? ...Well, now you can find out!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2014 - Daleks - Complete
Coffee reviews
Ianto still made five cups of coffee. (drabble)
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2013 - Jack H., Gwen C., Ianto J. - Complete
Ending The World and Other Extreme Sports reviews
"Can I just end the world once? Just one time? Then I promise I'll leave you all alone! I won't even bother you again!" (Crackfic)
Sarah Jane Adventures - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,057 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 10/1/2013 - Luke S., OC - Complete
Trust reviews
The Tenth Doctor, blindfolded, and Jack, drunk, at a Christmas party. ONESHOT, slash.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/6/2013 - [10th Doctor, Jack H.] Rose T., Sarah Jane S. - Complete
Memory reviews
She can't remember his name. (part two of 'stars entangled in the brightest constellations)
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2013 - [10th Doctor Duplicate, Rose T.] - Complete
stars entangled in the brightest constellations reviews
Rose Tyler forgets things, sometimes. ""Doctor, tell me what's the matter." He rakes a hand through his hair, conflicted, eyes flickering back and forth from hers to the ground. "You said she called for Thanksgiving, right?" "Yes," she responds, meekly. He sighs. "Rose, it's past Thanksgiving. It's been past November for about... say, three months, so far."" (twoshot)
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/27/2013 - [10th Doctor Duplicate, Rose T.] - Complete
Whatever You Do, Don't Read This Story reviews
I told you once, and you didn't listen. So, I'm telling you again. DON'T. CLICK. ON. THE. LINK. And, whatever you do, DON'T. READ. THIS. STORY... please? (cf)
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/24/2013 - 9th Doctor - Complete
savetheday reviews
Happy Birthday Doctor Who, you know we love you! You're the best sci-fi show, it's time we let ya know! It's the 50th anniversary of Doctor Who, and both Original and NuWho goes to watch. (Doctors 1 to 12 included)
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2013 - 1st Doctor, 11th Doctor - Complete
Oops reviews
Rose and the Doctor find themselves in a... er... compromising situation. Very compromising. Yep. ONESHOT
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/22/2013 - [10th Doctor, Rose T.] - Complete
Commercial Break reviews
Rose and the Doctor happen upon an empty room just after one of the most dramatic moments in Whovian history... ONESHOT. In anniversary of my year on FanFiction.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/17/2013 - [10th Doctor, Rose T.] - Complete
Clueless reviews
Flirting with a Timelord is hard enough. Flirting with a CLUELESS Timelord is even harder, as Jack discovers. ONESHOT. Not strictly JackxTen, although if you squint... that's a different story.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/14/2013 - [10th Doctor, Jack H.] - Complete
Racist reviews
Earth's first contact with aliens doesn't go so well. In trying to protect an alien from an angry mob, Rose and the Doctor find there are consequences in being in a time period where people hate aliens... and being an alien with two hearts and orange blood. ONESHOT. Whump...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/11/2013 - [10th Doctor, Rose T.] Jack H. - Complete
Who's In Charge? reviews
There's Daleks and Cybermen and Zygons. Not to mention two extremely confused companions, Rose and Clara. And then the question that must never be answered; which Doctor is in charge? ONESHOT
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2013 - [11th Doctor, Clara O.] [10th Doctor, Rose T.] - Complete
Tennant's on the TARDIS reviews
In which the Tenth Doctor and Rose run into a very eccentric man, who, surprise, surprise, happens to look identical to the Doctor. ONESHOT. (OOC)
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/5/2013 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Temblr reviews
The Doctor discovers an incredible new site by the name of Temblr.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 10/27/2013 - [10th Doctor, Rose T.] - Complete
Wall reviews
The Doctor and Rose come across an invisible wall... (Oneshot)
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2013 - [10th Doctor, Rose T.] - Complete
Dear FanFiction reviews
The characters from Once Upon A Time finally discover FanFiction. (I own nothing.)
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 2,649 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Complete
Dalek reviews
Pesky pepper-pots of deathly death.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2013 - Buffy S. - Complete
Once Upon A CRACK! (The Charming Bunch) reviews
Once upon a time, the entire Charming family (Emma, Neal, Henry, Snow, Charming, Hook, Cora, Regina, Gold and Belle) was bored. So they decided to go on short vacations, have birthday parties, prank the entire town, go to the theater, watch movies and viral internet videos, and just be a family. (I own nothing.) Collection of crack oneshots. CHAP 10: Charming's worst nightmare...?
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,556 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Complete
2004 reviews
Christine and Erik sit down and watch the 2004 movie of Phantom of the Opera. ONESHOT. 456
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Erik, Christine - Complete
The Doctor's Answering Machine reviews
Hello, this is the Doctor! I'm currently out closing rifts and fighting Zygons offscreen, so please leave a message at the tone! (BEEP)
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 9/24/2013 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Don't Read This reviews
No, really... don't. Just don't.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/10/2013 - 11th Doctor, 10th Doctor Duplicate, Rose T., River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Invasion of the Whovians reviews
Rose opened the door, paused, then slammed it shut. "Land somewhere else," she told him desperately. "Like, now." "No," the Doctor said. "Don't tell me." "It's them, again," Rose whispered. "The... the... Whovians." ONESHOT. (I own nothing.)
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Published: 9/9/2013 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Not Lovin' It! reviews
A play-by-play of what an /honest/ McDonald's commercial would be like. (I own nothing.) ONESHOT!
TV Commercials - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Complete
Sonic reviews
Of course, what will the Tenth and Eleventh Doctors do when they meet in the 50th? Battle Zygons? Fight Daleks? ...Nope. Compare their sonic screwdrivers. ONESHOT. (I own nothing.)
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/8/2013 - 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor, Rose T., Clara O. - Complete
National Bowtie Day reviews
In the 50th anniversary, Eleven attempts to prove to the Ninth and Tenth Doctors that bowties ARE indeed cool. (I own nothing.) ONESHOT.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/28/2013 - 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor, 9th Doctor - Complete
Once On This Island: Lost In Blue reviews
Once Upon A Time, the entire extended Charming family (Gold, Belle, Cora, Regina, Neal, Emma, Charming, Snow, Henry, and Hook) tried to get home via a magic bean, but it backfired and stranded all of them on an island with no magic. Which wouldn't be so bad if Henry wasn't frequently on sugar rushes and Hook wasn't constantly flirting with Regina and Emma. (I own nothing.)
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,381 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen, Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Textbook reviews
Theta (the Doctor) throws Koschei's (the Master's) textbook into the Medusa Cascade. Pre-mad Master, ONESHOT. (I own nothing.)
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2013 - The Master, 1st Doctor - Complete
50 reviews
The 50th anniversary doesn't go exactly as planned. It's never good having River and Rose, both wives of the Doctor, in the same place at the same time. ONESHOT. (I own nothing.)
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/21/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, Rose T., 11th Doctor, 10th Doctor Duplicate - Complete
A Spoonful of Sugar reviews
Rose accidentally gives the Doctor an aspirin.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/17/2013 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Coordinates reviews
The Doctor sets the coordinates wrong, and he lands in Sunnydale. Oneshot. (I own nothing.)
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Buffy S., 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Next Stop Everywhere: Doctor Who? reviews
Emma is startled from her daily routine at the office by Henry, to be informed there is a big blue box in the middle of the road. A big blue box that wasn't there before. A big blue box bearing a madman and his feisty companion. As if things couldn't get worse? It looks like they're gonna be stuck in town for a while. (I own nothing.) Donna/Doctor/Emma/Henry/Regina friendship.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,628 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Donna N., 10th Doctor, Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
Comebacks: Versus reviews
In the whole town of Storybrooke, someone's bound to have a bone to pick with someone else. Now they can pick that bone, whatever that means, in the annual Comebacks/Guilttripping contest! Hosted by Henry because Granny paid him ten bucks to do it and sponsored by something. (I own nothing.) Short series! Snarky humor.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Complete
Friend Like Me reviews
What if the Genie from Aladdin was actually a girl? ...Chaos would ensue.
Aladdin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Aladdin, Genie - Complete
Twisted Every Way reviews
Regina casts a spell on Snow, and the intent of it is to change who her true love is. The only problem is, it backfires, and Regina wakes up to find herself trapped in Snow's body... and as if things can't get worse, the only way to reverse it is by true love's kiss, meaning that the women will have to look past their differences to fix it. (ION.) ADOPTED BY FrozenInsideTheWinter
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,507 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, David N./Prince Charming, Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard - Complete
BEST PRANK EVER! reviews
In which a drunk Emma and a misguided Henry team up to play pranks on Regina. ONESHOT. (I own nothing.) Complete and shameless crackfic! Not necessarily SwanQueen, but I guess you guys can come to your own pairing conclusion.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Zhang Fei, Zhang Fei, Henry Mills - Complete
You Don't Own Me reviews
It had been so long since she'd been able to feel something, anything. But then he'd come back... and she couldn't help but feel like he had come back for... for her. (I do not own anything.) ThiefQueen, as requested by Evil Regal.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,167 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Zhang Fei, Zhang Fei - Complete
The Past, Present, And The Future reviews
You can alter the past to change the future... but you can never alter the future to change the past. What if Emma looked at Regina's memories that night and found out the real truth? Things take a turn, for better, or for worse. (I do not own anything.) STABLE QUEEN. Will Regina find out who she truly is, or will she fall short, just inches away from finding happiness? COMPLETE.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 20,836 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Daniel - Complete
Once Upon A Musical reviews
Once Upon A Time, every fairytale character is cursed... they can only sing and rap lines for an entire day! In which Henry is a hyper rapper and Cora is a pegasister for My Little Pony. And Gold might be high on Red Bull. Maybe. Once upon a time's long-a
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Complete
Don't Go reviews
Alec opens up to Ellie about the Sunbrook case. ONESHOT, may continue. (I own nothing.) Slight crossover with Doctor Who at the end.
Broadchurch - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Zhang Fei, Zhang Fei - Complete
A Kiss For A Curse reviews
All it would take was a kiss to break Daniel's curse in the stables once he was brought back to life. Just one little kiss. And it worked. A story about years of forgiveness and moving on. Because having no one is truly the worst curse of all. Every curse can be broken. Stable Queen, Snowing, etc. COMPLETE.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 70,165 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Daniel - Complete
White Hat reviews
Hatter and Jack have been banished to the world from which there is no return. Somehow, Hatter discovers Jack isn't as much as annoying imbecile as she perceived him to be. Well, not like she REALLY has to like him, she's only spending the rest of forever with him. (I own nothing.) Based off of Frank Wildhorn's musical, Wonderland. They've gone past the point of no return.
Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,908 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 1/25/2013 - The Mad Hatter, Jack, The White Knight - Complete
Second Chance reviews
Erik finds himself reborn and living in a new future. He decides to dedicate his life to finding Christine. No Raoul bashing. Well, not a lot. (I do not own anything.) Sometimes, all you need is a little push to find the truth. Erik/Christine, Raoul/? COMPLETE.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,235 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Erik, Christine - Complete
To Be Free reviews
A short little one-shot from Regina's POV of meeting Rumplestiltskin. (I do not own anything.)
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete