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Joined 11-17-12, id: 4366547, Profile Updated: 01-25-16
Author has written 39 stories for Once Upon a Time, Phantom of the Opera, Doctor Who, Sarah Jane Adventures, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Torchwood, iCarly, and Sherlock.

Hey all, and welcome to my FanFiction page!

If you're new to this page, and 39 stories seem like an awful lot to sift through, never fear! I've listed some of my most notable/popular works below.

Parody/Crack

Dear Whovian Authors (Doctor Who)

iCandy (Torchwood)

Character Analysis/Angst

Falling (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

stars and memory (Doctor Who)

Angsty Humor

Dysfunctional (Sherlock BBC)

Enjoy!

-Samantha


Other notices:

• I strongly advise staying far, far away from anything I wrote in 2013. I've left some of my older fics up for nostalgic reasons, but they're (mostly) shockingly bad. If, for some reason, you read one of my old fics long ago and wish to read it again, send me a PM with the title or description and I'll send it.

• In case you want to know what I'm doing with most of my spare time: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnuLU5K9scs

• I haven't actually watched a full season of Doctor Who since season seven. Shocking, huh? I do catch up occasionally with online synopses, but otherwise, I've only seen the final halves of season eight and nine. So if something sounds terribly wrong in Dear Whovian Authors, just let me know and I'll fix it up.

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To The Sticking Place by Zephyras reviews
The end justifies the means. Failure is not an option. There is always a choice, except when there isn't. These are the phrases Ianto Jones lives by and he refuses to allow anyone, even Captain Jack Harkness, to change that. Jack/Ianto, AU, TW1 Agent!Ianto.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 101,446 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Freak by ShinkonoKokoro reviews
Mycroft brings interesting news to light to John about Sherlock. It's not what he's expecting. It takes a back seat, however, when Moriarty resurfaces. T for Eventual talk of torture, crazy dreams, language
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,531 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 10/20/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5185 - Favs: 11,931 - Follows: 1,427 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Mile in His Shoes by Determamfidd reviews
Written for a prompt on the LJ community sherlockbbc fic. When a mysterious pendant turns up in the middle of a blazing row between Sherlock and John, they end up literally getting under the other's skin.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,564 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 67 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
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Dear Whovian Authors reviews
The cast of Doctor Who discovers fandom. OVER A MILLION VIEWS!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 258 - Words: 26,351 - Reviews: 5394 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 8/24/2013
Alive reviews
John leaves, and he takes the entire world with him while he's at it. Johnlock. (AKA, the one where John breaks up with Sherlock and Sherlock's life deteriorates as a result.) Chapters: 3/6
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,097 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 11/24/2015 - [John W., Sherlock H.]
inertia (p) reviews
Some words are better left unspoken.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,795 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/26/2015 - [John W., Mary M.] Sherlock H.
Miscalculations reviews
"Rose..." the Doctor's voice was quiet, hushed. "It appears as though I might have made a minor miscalculation." "Great," Rose deadpanned. Her tone was almost as flat as Katy Perry's singing voice.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/31/2014 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Not Entirely Okay reviews
The next morning, everything John needs for about a month has been packed up and placed by the door of the flat. It doesn't alarm Sherlock at all; he's expected this day for as long as he can remember.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,856 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/19/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Dysfunctional reviews
Don't you wish you knew how you worked?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2014 - [John W., Mary M.] Sherlock H. - Complete
Get Me Out of the Bloody Closet! reviews
Jack and Ianto get trapped in a closet. A collection of dialogue-only drabbles.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/29/2014 - Published: 5/16/2014 - [Ianto J., Jack H.]
Do You Wanna Fight a Dalek? reviews
The Doctor has discovered Frozen. (UPDATE: Now a collection of song parodies.)
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/6/2014 - Published: 2/5/2014 - 10th Doctor, Jack H., Rose T.
Together Wherever We Go reviews
A rewrite of the Eleventh Hour, edited to include Rose and to explore, ADD, and divulge different scenes in the episode. (Many ORIGINAL scenes and pieces of dialogue included.)
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,977 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 6/30/2014 - Published: 11/25/2013 - [11th Doctor, Rose T.] Amelia P./Amy
Thief reviews
Jack stole Ianto's diary, so it was only fitting that Ianto should steal something from him. The Captain's wrist strap seemed like the best object, so that was what he'd taken. From there, the time hopper took him on an adventure through space and time, and all to various places around Jack's timeline. Ianto begins to learn about Jack's past and present, and eventually his future.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,618 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/5/2014 - Published: 2/2/2014 - [Ianto J., Jack H.] - Complete
Falling reviews
Sometimes, Spike dreams. He doesn't dream lies, and he doesn't dream fantasies, either. He dreams the truth, and that's the only way he'll ever learn anything in the world.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/30/2014 - Spike - Complete
Protectors: Numbers reviews
It's been 18 years since Nikki left Bannerman Road at Christmas, and Sky Smith joined the group. One month after Sarah Jane's death, the world's population begins to decrease by one half every single day. People are being erased from time and nobody is noticing. (Dark. Torchwood-based take on SJA.) Hints of Clani, with Lukria and one-sided Sky/OC
Sarah Jane Adventures - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,760 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 12/1/2013 - [OC, Sky S./Sparky] [Luke S., Maria J.] - Complete
Frostbite reviews
"It's bloody June!" Ianto hissed, grinding his teeth together and teetering back and forth with the heave and ho of the wind like a flag suspended on a pole. His arms were folded across his chest, securing his long coat to the mass of his body. "It's not supposed to snow in the middle of f-cking June!"
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,853 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 2/5/2014 - [Ianto J., Jack H.] - Complete
Wolf, Ram, and Hart reviews
Captain John Hart makes his big return. (Character study)
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2014 - John H. - Complete
amor, amissio, aetas reviews
Nothing lasts forever. Not even true love, apparently.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2014 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Once Upon A Time in Disneyland ºøº reviews
Once upon a time, Emma had the "brilliant" idea to take the entire extended family on a family vacation to Disneyland... CRACK!
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 78 - Words: 88,058 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 3/17/2014 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
Strange Things reviews
Strange things happen when you move into a house that isn't really your own anymore. Carly's dad discovers this when he moves into the Bushwell Plaza. AU
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/17/2014 - Carly S., Spencer S., Sam P. - Complete
Accident Prone reviews
Jack gets de-aged.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/13/2014 - 9th Doctor, Jack H., Rose T. - Complete
FanFriction reviews
A drunken Ten, Rose, and Jack write fanfiction on Google Docs.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2014 - [10th Doctor, Rose T.] Jack H. - Complete
Something There reviews
During the events of Children of Earth, Ianto walks in on something he wasn't meant to see. This would probably take a huge impact on Jack and Ianto's relationship if Ianto didn't die the next day. And then wake up in the archives in UNIT as a completely different person, with no memory of Ianto Jones or Jack Harkness.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,009 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/4/2014 - Published: 1/24/2014 - [Ianto J., Jack H.] - Complete
iCandy reviews
Captain John Hart steals Jack's phone. Chaos ensues. T for innuendo and swearing. Janto
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,828 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 1/15/2014 - [Ianto J., Jack H.] John H. - Complete
Coffee reviews
Ianto still made five cups of coffee. (drabble)
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2013 - Jack H., Gwen C., Ianto J. - Complete
Ending The World and Other Extreme Sports reviews
"Can I just end the world once? Just one time? Then I promise I'll leave you all alone! I won't even bother you again!" (Crackfic)
Sarah Jane Adventures - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,057 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 10/1/2013 - Luke S., OC - Complete
Trust reviews
Jack and Ten stay at the Powell Estate for Christmas.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/6/2013 - [10th Doctor, Jack H.] Rose T., Sarah Jane S. - Complete
Memory reviews
She can't remember his name. (part two of 'stars entangled in the brightest constellations)
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2013 - [10th Doctor Duplicate, Rose T.] - Complete
stars entangled in the brightest constellations reviews
Rose Tyler forgets things, sometimes. ""Doctor, tell me what's the matter." He rakes a hand through his hair, conflicted, eyes flickering back and forth from hers to the ground. "You said she called for Thanksgiving, right?" "Yes," she responds, meekly. He sighs. "Rose, it's past Thanksgiving. It's been past November for about... say, three months, so far."" (twoshot)
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2013 - [10th Doctor Duplicate, Rose T.] - Complete
Commercial Break reviews
Rose and the Doctor happen upon an empty room just after one of the most dramatic moments in Whovian history... ONESHOT. In anniversary of my year on FanFiction.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2013 - [10th Doctor, Rose T.] - Complete
Racist reviews
Earth's first contact with aliens doesn't go so well. In trying to protect an alien from an angry mob, Rose and the Doctor find there are consequences in being in a time period where people hate aliens... and being an alien with two hearts and orange blood.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/11/2013 - [10th Doctor, Rose T.] Jack H. - Complete
Dalek reviews
Pesky pepper-pots of deathly death.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2013 - Buffy S. - Complete
Once Upon A CRACK! (The Charming Bunch) reviews
Once upon a time, the entire Charming family (Emma, Neal, Henry, Snow, Charming, Hook, Cora, Regina, Gold and Belle) was bored. So they decided to go on short vacations, have birthday parties, prank the entire town, go to the theater, watch movies and viral internet videos, and just be a family. (I own nothing.) Collection of crack oneshots. CHAP 10: Charming's worst nightmare...?
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,556 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Complete
Don't Read This reviews
No, really... don't. Just don't.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/10/2013 - 11th Doctor, 10th Doctor Duplicate, Rose T., River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
National Bowtie Day reviews
In the 50th anniversary, Eleven attempts to prove to the Ninth and Tenth Doctors that bowties ARE indeed cool. (I own nothing.) ONESHOT.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/28/2013 - 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor, 9th Doctor - Complete
Once On This Island: Lost In Blue reviews
Once Upon A Time, the entire extended Charming family (Gold, Belle, Cora, Regina, Neal, Emma, Charming, Snow, Henry, and Hook) tried to get home via a magic bean, but it backfired and stranded all of them on an island with no magic. Which wouldn't be so bad if Henry wasn't frequently on sugar rushes and Hook wasn't constantly flirting with Regina and Emma. (I own nothing.)
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,381 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen, Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
50 reviews
The 50th anniversary doesn't go exactly as planned. It's never good having River and Rose, both wives of the Doctor, in the same place at the same time. ONESHOT. (I own nothing.)
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/21/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, Rose T., 11th Doctor, 10th Doctor Duplicate - Complete
A Spoonful of Sugar reviews
Rose accidentally gives the Doctor an aspirin.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/17/2013 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Next Stop Everywhere: Doctor Who? reviews
Emma is startled from her daily routine at the office by Henry, to be informed there is a big blue box in the middle of the road. A big blue box that wasn't there before. A big blue box bearing a madman and his feisty companion. As if things couldn't get worse? It looks like they're gonna be stuck in town for a while. (I own nothing.) Donna/Doctor/Emma/Henry/Regina friendship.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,628 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Donna N., 10th Doctor, Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
A Kiss For A Curse reviews
All it would take was a kiss to break Daniel's curse in the stables once he was brought back to life. Stable Queen, Snowing, etc.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 70,165 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Daniel - Complete
Second Chance reviews
Erik finds himself reborn and living in a new future. He decides to dedicate his life to finding Christine. No Raoul bashing. Well, not a lot. (I do not own anything.) Sometimes, all you need is a little push to find the truth. WARNING: This is very old!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,235 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Erik, Christine - Complete
To Be Free reviews
A short little one-shot from Regina's POV of meeting Rumplestiltskin. WARNING: This is very old!
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete