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Author has written 133 stories for Once Upon a Time, Phantom of the Opera, Wonderland, Broadchurch, Aladdin, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, Doctor Who, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Peter Pan, TV Commercials, Sarah Jane Adventures, Mario, Batman, Once Upon a Time in Wonderland, Avatar: Last Airbender, Torchwood, Frozen, Harry Potter, iCarly, Death Note, H2O: Just Add Water, Sherlock, Five Nights at Freddy´s, Greek Mythology, and Chronicles of Narnia.

NOTICE: I finally decided that it was about time I cleaned this profile up. I've deleted a lot of my older fics, but I have them saved to my computer, so if you had something favorited and wanted to read it again, feel free to shoot me a PM and I can send it to you. (I had 304 fics when I started deleting.)

I'm a fifteen year old freshman from Hawaii. I started writing FanFiction in the third grade for the Mario games.

This site has seen a lot of changes in my writing, and I believe I have drastically improved since the first day I sat down to write my first fic. Phantom of the Opera pushed me into writing short fiction, Once Upon a Time saw me through my first (crappy) novel-length story, and I found a fandom that I am still proud to call home in Doctor Who.

However, it was Sherlock BBC that changed FanFiction for me; seeing the incredible fanwork for this show has driven me to pursue writing. Currently, I'm a writer for the role-playing video game Sherlock: The Game is On, and this game has changed my life in ways I cannot attempt to express.

So, I just wanted to say; thank you. Thank you all, those who read, write, draw, blog, watch, scrutinize, demand for updates. Thank you, fandoms, for being here. You have changed my life, and I am so grateful to be a part of this community.

Best wishes,

-Samantha Morrison

P.S. By the way, never click on this link, it's the most ridiculous thing ever. You will regret it deeply.

P.P.S. You should check out my Sherlock BBC fanvideo set to Radiohead's song Creep.


Stats as of 9-27-2014 (Note: These have probably changed now that I've deleted so many of my stories)

Combined view count: 1,038,916

Combined review count: 7,657


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Re: Dear Sherlock Cast (Or What REALLY Happens In Sherlock's Universe) by shnuffeluv reviews
Yeah, total crack fic, 'cause I'm bored. Off-screen things that might happen in the Sherlock Universe, or responses to what WE think happens...sorry, really sick and desperate for something to do, so I created this.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 83 - Words: 8,443 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 1/28/2014
365 Days With The Doctor by binkabonkahankeydoo reviews
A series of short fictions with assorted themes, consisting only of dialogue, depicting the events of 365 days worth of adventures and mayhem, as Rose and the Ninth Doctor travel throughout space and time together.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 100 - Words: 6,930 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/3/2014 - Published: 1/1/2014 - 9th Doctor, Rose T.
Penguin by I Don't Know What I Am Doing reviews
There is a penguin, that is all you need to know. On hold due to writer's block and procrastination… I am deeply sorry.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,681 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/7/2014 - Published: 11/17/2013
To The Sticking Place by Zephyras reviews
The end justifies the means. Failure is not an option. There is always a choice, except when there isn't. These are the phrases Ianto Jones lives by and he refuses to allow anyone, even Captain Jack Harkness, to change that. Jack/Ianto, AU, TW1 Agent!Ianto.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 101,446 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Garden Party by TNOandXadric reviews
Everything grows in Wonderland.
Wonderland - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Morris, The March Hare, The Mad Hatter - Complete
Don't Be by secooper87 reviews
The moment Buffy saw the Doctor, she knew she had to kill him.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 66,545 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Buffy S., 10th Doctor - Complete
Freak by ShinkonoKokoro reviews
Mycroft brings interesting news to light to John about Sherlock. It's not what he's expecting. It takes a back seat, however, when Moriarty resurfaces. T for Eventual talk of torture, crazy dreams, language
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,531 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 10/20/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 4930 - Favs: 11,353 - Follows: 1,269 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Mile in His Shoes by Determamfidd reviews
Written for a prompt on the LJ community sherlockbbc fic. When a mysterious pendant turns up in the middle of a blazing row between Sherlock and John, they end up literally getting under the other's skin.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,564 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 62 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
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Dear Whovian Authors reviews
The cast of Doctor Who discovers fandom. OVER HALF A MILLION VIEWS!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 254 - Words: 24,703 - Reviews: 4915 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 8/24/2013
The End is the Beginning -- A Retelling of the Odyssey reviews
[A sci-fi retelling of the Odyssey.] Victor clears his throat. "You've heard the legends. The Gods-Storytellers-write prophecies to control the universe; everything that ever happened and ever will. Of course, you've got bad gods mixed in there as well. The bad ones-Enders-will rewrite the prophecies. Your story ended before it began thanks to them." He jabs a finger at us.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,430 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 1/12
Miscalculations reviews
"Rose..." the Doctor's voice was quiet, hushed. "It appears as though I might have made a minor miscalculation." "Great," Rose deadpanned. Her tone was almost as flat as Katy Perry's singing voice.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/31/2014 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Not Entirely Okay reviews
The next morning, everything John needs for about a month has been packed up and placed by the door of the flat. It doesn't alarm Sherlock at all; he's expected this day for as long as he can remember.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,856 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/19/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Carnival Games reviews
Mike doesn't work at Freddy Fazbear's for the pay, or for the recognition, or just to be a hero. He has fun doing it. Moreso, he wants to do it. Well, why?
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/14/2014 - Mike Schmidt, Freddy Fazbear, Foxy
O T P reviews
JOHNLOCK. A woman moves into the flat next door, one that actually gets along with John and puts up with Sherlock's antics. John thinks Sherlock's interested. As it turns out, he is. Just not with who John expects. ""What was that?" When I look back at Sherlock, his hands are folded under his chin and his eyes are twinkling. "Something new.""
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,977 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/3/2014 - Published: 9/27/2014 - [John W., Sherlock H.] OC
High-Functioning Sociopath reviews
"With your number." (Textfic, Post-HLV, Unrequited love)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2014 - [John W., Mary M.] Sherlock H. - Complete
Get Me Out of the Bloody Closet! reviews
Jack and Ianto get trapped in a closet. A collection of dialogue-only drabbles.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/29/2014 - Published: 5/16/2014 - [Ianto J., Jack H.]
In Theory reviews
Hatter wakes up with everything she's ever wanted. Until, suddenly, it's not. Hatter/Morris, eventual Hatter/Jack
Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/17/2014 - [The Mad Hatter, Jack, The White Knight] Morris, The March Hare
They'll Never Know reviews
"It hurts, looking at him like this-no, not looking, /seeing/. He's glad it does. It makes everything real." There's been something off about Sherlock for a long while, and John hasn't noticed it. Or maybe he doesn't want to notice it? Takes place after His Last Vow.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,099 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/17/2014 - Published: 7/10/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., J. Moriarty, Mary M.
Do You Wanna Fight a Dalek? reviews
The Doctor has discovered Frozen. (UPDATE: Now a collection of song parodies.)
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/6/2014 - Published: 2/5/2014 - 10th Doctor, Jack H., Rose T.
Together Wherever We Go reviews
A rewrite of the Eleventh Hour, edited to include Rose and to explore, ADD, and divulge different scenes in the episode. (Many ORIGINAL scenes and pieces of dialogue included.)
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,977 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 6/30/2014 - Published: 11/25/2013 - [11th Doctor, Rose T.] Amelia P./Amy
Noise reviews
Sound. Of all senses, it had to be sound. (Dramione.) Three of the Hogwards houses are rendered mute and illiterate after a high-level Dark spell is cast. The students of the Slytherin House are each assigned a position in the other three Houses as a translator for their classes. Draco Malfoy has been assigned to Harry Potter, Ginny Weasley, Ron Weasley, and Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,145 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 3/31/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.]
Thief reviews
Jack stole Ianto's diary, so it was only fitting that Ianto should steal something from him. The Captain's wrist strap seemed like the best object, so that was what he'd taken. From there, the time hopper took him on an adventure through space and time, and all to various places around Jack's timeline. Ianto begins to learn about Jack's past and present, and eventually his future.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,618 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/5/2014 - Published: 2/2/2014 - [Ianto J., Jack H.] - Complete
Falling reviews
Sometimes, Spike dreams. He doesn't dream lies, and he doesn't dream fantasies, either. He dreams the truth, and that's the only way he'll ever learn anything in the world.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/30/2014 - Spike - Complete
Protectors: Numbers reviews
It's been 18 years since Nikki left Bannerman Road at Christmas, and Sky Smith joined the group. One month after Sarah Jane's death, the world's population begins to decrease by one half every single day. People are being erased from time and nobody is noticing. (Dark. Torchwood-based take on SJA.) Hints of Clani, with Lukria and one-sided Sky/OC
Sarah Jane Adventures - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,760 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 12/1/2013 - [OC, Sky S./Sparky] [Luke S., Maria J.] - Complete
Dear Frozen reviews
The Frozen cast stumbles across a peculiar website by the name of "FanFiction".
Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 4/17/2014
Frozen reviews
"It's bloody June!" Ianto hissed, grinding his teeth together and teetering back and forth with the heave and ho of the wind like a flag suspended on a pole. His arms were folded across his chest, securing his long coat to the mass of his body. "It's not supposed to snow in the middle of f-cking June!"
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,853 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 2/5/2014 - [Ianto J., Jack H.] - Complete
Erased From Time reviews
The Doctor's timeline was upset by The Great Intelligence, if only for a moment. It sends aftershocks throughout the world. Nikki Smith finds herself in a position where she might be the only one who can get back the man everybody needs. (NOTE: This is a very old, abandoned story arc that I'm posting here for my own reasons... Unless you're Kai, M, Kyle, or B, I don't rec reading.)
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,714 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/25/2014 - Published: 5/21/2014 - [Jack H., Ianto J.] OC - Complete
Two Ways, One Choice reviews
Ianto Jones knew that if Jack were to pick Gwen or him, he would choose Gwen. (If only he could.) But such a choice was never brought up, until an alien held them hostage and told the famous Captain to make a decision.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/24/2014 - Published: 2/14/2014 - Jack H., Gwen C., Ianto J. - Complete
don't be reviews
I feel nothing. Why don't I feel something? Why don't I feel anything? This isn't right. It's all wrong. It's all a mistake. Rory/Amy
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2014 - [Amelia P./Amy, Rory W.] - Complete
Poison reviews
People change over years. Rikki comes back to Mako Island. (Character study)
H2O: Just Add Water - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2014 - [Rikki C., Zane B.] - Complete
Wolf, Ram, and Hart reviews
Captain John Hart makes his big return. (Character study)
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2014 - John H. - Complete
Why Are You My Clarity reviews
The Doctor struggles to tell Clara something. Whouffle
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/25/2014 - [11th Doctor, Clara O.] - Complete
amor, amissio, aetas reviews
Nothing lasts forever. Not even true love, apparently.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2014 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Succumb To The Darkness reviews
Snow White has finally succumbed to the darkness she's been fighting all these years. Regina Mills has chosen to forget everything from her past, present, and now her future. Charming is in the middle of this, and, boy, is he more conflicted than ever. But these little problems can grow to consume the entirety of what's left of Storybrooke. (I do not own anything.) Regina/Charming.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,640 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 3/11/2013 - David N./Prince Charming, Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
Once Upon A Time in Disneyland ºøº reviews
Once upon a time, Emma had the "brilliant" idea to take the entire extended family (Gold, Belle, Snow, Charming, Cora, Regina, Henry, Emma, Neal, and Hook) on a family vacation to California's Disneyland and California Adventure Park... this can't end well. All your favorite ships, including Rumbelle, Snowing, HookedQueen, and Swanfire. (I own nothing.) Hosts: Regina and Emma
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 78 - Words: 88,058 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 3/17/2014 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
Black And White reviews
Ever since he picked up that notebook, life's been a chess game. Just a big chess game between him and L. "You're a killer, Light Yagami. That's all you are, really. A cold-blooded killer."
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Light Y., L - Complete
Strange Things reviews
Strange things happen when you move into a house that isn't really your own anymore. Carly's dad discovers this when he moves into the Bushwell Plaza. AU
iCarly - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/17/2014 - Carly S., Spencer S., Sam P. - Complete
Stupid Sues reviews
Hermione and Ron read FanFiction. They aren't pleased.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/17/2014 - [Hermione G., Ron W.] - Complete
Translated reviews
The Doctor loses Rose at Doomsday. (Angsty oneshot run through several layers of Google translate.)
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/17/2014 - [10th Doctor, Rose T.] - Complete
Do You Wanna Watch Some NuWho? reviews
A Doctor Who/Torchwood Frozen Parody, brought to you by your favourite sponsors; boredom, scarlet phlame, Piper Emerald, and too much Valentine's Day candy.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2014 - Complete
Strange Observations reviews
Hugo Weasley hadn't been the brightest kid ever, but he'd certainly been the most observant. (Dramione, Albus P./Hugo W.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,160 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 2/4/2014 - [Hugo W., Albus S. P.] [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Accident Prone reviews
Jack gets de-aged.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/13/2014 - 9th Doctor, Jack H., Rose T. - Complete
FanFriction reviews
A drunken Ten, Rose, and Jack write fanfiction on Google Docs.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/11/2014 - [10th Doctor, Rose T.] Jack H. - Complete
Super Bowl! reviews
Kristoff, Anna, and Elsa gather around to watch the Super Bowl... AU fan-songfic.
Frozen - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2014 - Anna, Elsa, Kristoff B. - Complete
Blocked reviews
Ever wondered what the characters do when us writers get hit by a block?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2014 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Dear Torchwood Writers reviews
The cast of Torchwood has FINALLY discovered FanFiction, and, to put it simply... 'we are not amused'.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/5/2014 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Complete
Something There reviews
During the events of Children of Earth, Ianto walks in on something he wasn't meant to see. This would probably take a huge impact on Janto's relationship if Ianto didn't die the next day. And then wake up in the archives in UNIT as a completely different person, with no memory of Ianto Jones or Jack Harkness. (CoE AU. Janto, with slight mentions of competing Gwack.)
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,009 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/4/2014 - Published: 1/24/2014 - [Ianto J., Jack H.] - Complete
The Big Question reviews
The metacrisis Doctor has a very big question to ask Rose...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/1/2014 - [10th Doctor Duplicate, Rose T.] - Complete
iCandy reviews
Captain John Hart steals Jack's phone. Chaos ensues. T for innuendo and swearing. Janto
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,832 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 1/15/2014 - [Ianto J., Jack H.] John H. - Complete
Falling in Fear reviews
Every time she closed her eyes, her wrists were chained to the wall in a tiny cell and she was watching Anna die from the cold she had created. ONESHOT
Frozen - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2014 - [Anna, Kristoff B.] Elsa - Complete
Twofold Man reviews
The man who ran towards the Doctor and the man who ran from him were completely different people, Ianto discovered.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2014 - [Ianto J., Jack H.] - Complete
Hotspot reviews
Jack and Rose play Hotspot in the TARDIS... of course, them being them, it's never a normal game.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/9/2014 - 10th Doctor, Jack H., Rose T. - Complete
Time Lorde reviews
"'Cause we'll always be rebels... We'll run straight through space and time, dump all of Gallifrey's old rules, we know they're all a bunch a fools. Let me be your Doctor, you can ask me "Doctor Who?" but never tell the rules... Let's make it a sci-fi show!"
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2014 - [9th Doctor, Rose T.] Jack H. - Complete
A Look Inside reviews
Ever wondered what goes through a Dalek's head? ...Well, now you can find out!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2014 - Daleks - Complete
Don't Run reviews
Ianto encounters Jack about his leaving Torchwood to see the Doctor. ONESHOT.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2013 - [Ianto J., Jack H.] - Complete
Coffee reviews
Ianto still made five cups of coffee. (drabble)
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2013 - Jack H., Gwen C., Ianto J. - Complete
The Gifts reviews
It all started with a cube and a metal rat, though that definitely wasn't how it ended. Christmas gift for Piper Emerald and Corliss Kat. Crossover with Torchwood and Familiars.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/16/2013 - OC - Complete
Ending The World and Other Extreme Sports reviews
"Can I just end the world once? Just one time? Then I promise I'll leave you all alone! I won't even bother you again!" (Crackfic)
Sarah Jane Adventures - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,057 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 10/1/2013 - Luke S., OC - Complete
Trust reviews
The Tenth Doctor, blindfolded, and Jack, drunk, at a Christmas party. ONESHOT, slash.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/6/2013 - [10th Doctor, Jack H.] Rose T., Sarah Jane S. - Complete
Memory reviews
She can't remember his name. (part two of 'stars entangled in the brightest constellations)
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2013 - [10th Doctor Duplicate, Rose T.] - Complete
stars entangled in the brightest constellations reviews
Rose Tyler forgets things, sometimes. ""Doctor, tell me what's the matter." He rakes a hand through his hair, conflicted, eyes flickering back and forth from hers to the ground. "You said she called for Thanksgiving, right?" "Yes," she responds, meekly. He sighs. "Rose, it's past Thanksgiving. It's been past November for about... say, three months, so far."" (twoshot)
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/27/2013 - [10th Doctor Duplicate, Rose T.] - Complete
Surviving the Doctor reviews
Ashley's guide of how to survive life aboard the TARDIS. Because, when it comes down to it, you're probably most likely to die from a mental breakdown after spending too much time with HIM.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 11/22/2013 - 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor - Complete
Whatever You Do, Don't Read This Story reviews
I told you once, and you didn't listen. So, I'm telling you again. DON'T. CLICK. ON. THE. LINK. And, whatever you do, DON'T. READ. THIS. STORY... please? (cf)
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/24/2013 - 9th Doctor - Complete
savetheday reviews
Happy Birthday Doctor Who, you know we love you! You're the best sci-fi show, it's time we let ya know! It's the 50th anniversary of Doctor Who, and both Original and NuWho goes to watch. (Doctors 1 to 12 included)
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2013 - 1st Doctor, 11th Doctor - Complete
Oops reviews
Rose and the Doctor find themselves in a... er... compromising situation. Very compromising. Yep. ONESHOT
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/22/2013 - [10th Doctor, Rose T.] - Complete
Pandora's Box reviews
There was another option. There was always another option. But could Neal take it? ONESHOT
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Neal C./Baelfire, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
Bunny reviews
The Doctor and Rose encounter an evil bunny of deathly death. After all, bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes. They've got their hoppy legs and twitchy little noses. Wait, sorry... that's from Buffy. But the point still stands! ONESHOT.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/18/2013 - [10th Doctor, Rose T.] - Complete
Commercial Break reviews
Rose and the Doctor happen upon an empty room just after one of the most dramatic moments in Whovian history... ONESHOT. In anniversary of my year on FanFiction.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/17/2013 - [10th Doctor, Rose T.] - Complete
Clueless reviews
Flirting with a Timelord is hard enough. Flirting with a CLUELESS Timelord is even harder, as Jack discovers. ONESHOT. Not strictly JackxTen, although if you squint... that's a different story.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/14/2013 - [10th Doctor, Jack H.] - Complete
Racist reviews
Earth's first contact with aliens doesn't go so well. In trying to protect an alien from an angry mob, Rose and the Doctor find there are consequences in being in a time period where people hate aliens... and being an alien with two hearts and orange blood. ONESHOT. Whump...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/11/2013 - [10th Doctor, Rose T.] Jack H. - Complete
Stuff reviews
The Doctor's drunk and jealous. Jack doesn't know what to do. ONESHOT. Card fic.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/10/2013 - [10th Doctor, Jack H.] - Complete
Guilty Pleasure reviews
Everyone has a guilty pleasure. Amy and Rory indulge in theirs in this fic. ONESHOT. Card Fic.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/10/2013 - Amelia P./Amy, Rory W. - Complete
We'll Always Be Here reviews
Amy and Rory discover Rose's room. ONESHOT. "Amy and Rory weren't sure how long The Room had been there, or how long the Doctor had been sneaking off every night just to sit in there and stare at the walls, but they did know that whatever happened to The Room's previous occupant was not something good." (Card fic)
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/10/2013 - [11th Doctor, Rose T.] [Amelia P./Amy, Rory W.] - Complete
Celery reviews
Seriously, what is up with the celery stick! Ten has a few mouthfuls to say about Five's fashion sense... (ONESHOT. Set during Children in Need Special 2007.)
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2013 - 5th Doctor, 10th Doctor - Complete
Who's In Charge? reviews
There's Daleks and Cybermen and Zygons. Not to mention two extremely confused companions, Rose and Clara. And then the question that must never be answered; which Doctor is in charge? ONESHOT
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2013 - [11th Doctor, Clara O.] [10th Doctor, Rose T.] - Complete
Dreamscape reviews
There's a sun underground. There's a World War Three going on above ground. And then there's me, stuck in a parallel world with thirteen incarnations of the Doctor, all milling around, the Tenth Doctor wearing my dad's face and his smile. And then there's the TARDIS and the question of staying.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/6/2013 - Published: 11/5/2013 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Tennant's on the TARDIS reviews
In which the Tenth Doctor and Rose run into a very eccentric man, who, surprise, surprise, happens to look identical to the Doctor. ONESHOT. (OOC)
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/5/2013 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Temblr reviews
The Doctor discovers an incredible new site by the name of Temblr.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 10/27/2013 - [10th Doctor, Rose T.] - Complete
Wall reviews
The Doctor and Rose come across an invisible wall... (Oneshot)
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2013 - [10th Doctor, Rose T.] - Complete
Dear FanFiction reviews
The characters from Once Upon A Time finally discover FanFiction. (I own nothing.)
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 2,649 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Complete
Rose, Meet River! reviews
Rose, this is River! River say hi! Clap for River, Rose! Oops... River died. ONESHOT, 50th anniversary. (Again.)
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/22/2013 - [Rose T., 10th Doctor Duplicate] [River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor] - Complete
Cold Shoulder reviews
Eh? Why is Aang ignoring Katara! (ONESHOT, AU)
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Aang, Katara - Complete
Boiling Sea reviews
Why is the sea boiling hot? From which category can be placed such an elusive mystery? Or perhaps it is a fantasy, of some sort, from which one shall never wake. It is the waters of that very same ocean that burn as hot as the pain in her heart- no, the gaping chasm it has left behind. ONESHOT.
Once Upon a Time in Wonderland - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/19/2013 - [Alice, unknown 1] - Complete
Dalek reviews
Pesky pepper-pots of deathly death.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2013 - Buffy S. - Complete
I Can Do That reviews
Superman, Batman, and Iron Man all argue about who's the best character.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/17/2013 - Complete
Once Upon A CRACK! (The Charming Bunch) reviews
Once upon a time, the entire Charming family (Emma, Neal, Henry, Snow, Charming, Hook, Cora, Regina, Gold and Belle) was bored. So they decided to go on short vacations, have birthday parties, prank the entire town, go to the theater, watch movies and viral internet videos, and just be a family. (I own nothing.) Collection of crack oneshots. CHAP 10: Charming's worst nightmare...?
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,556 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Complete
Peach's Answering Machine reviews
Hi! This is Princess Peach! I'm currently out at the moment- either that, or I'm kidnapped- so please leave a message at the tone! BEEP
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/15/2013 - Peach - Complete
The First Question reviews
The oldest question, the first question, the question that must never be answered... "Doctor, you said earlier that you can regenerate into a girl. So... are you bi?" ONESHOT
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/8/2013 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
2004 reviews
Christine and Erik sit down and watch the 2004 movie of Phantom of the Opera. ONESHOT. 456
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Erik, Christine - Complete
The Doctor's Answering Machine reviews
Hello, this is the Doctor! I'm currently out closing rifts and fighting Zygons offscreen, so please leave a message at the tone! (BEEP)
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/25/2013 - Published: 9/24/2013 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Why Christopher Eccleston Left Doctor Who reviews
Christopher Eccleston meets the Tenth Doctor. Sort of.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2013 - 10th Doctor, 9th Doctor, 10th Doctor Duplicate - Complete
More Rehearsals reviews
"I am NOT a rug, nor am I a boy. Get your genders right, dude! Also, I'm not a doormat, so stop wiping your boots on me everytime you think nobody's looking," the Carpet scolded Aladdin. "I'm looking. Obviously. And it's not fun." There was a slight pause. Then, "GENIE! HELP ME! I'M BEING LECTURED BY A RUG!" ONESHOT.
Aladdin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2013 - Aladdin, Carpet, Genie - Complete
Partners in Crime reviews
Maria, Luke, Clyde, Sarah Jane, Rose, and the Doctor finally meet. ONESHOT.
Sarah Jane Adventures - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/15/2013 - Maria J., Luke S., Clyde L., Sarah Jane S. - Complete
You Would Not Believe The Day I'm Having reviews
The Doctor takes Madeline to visit Wonderland. Except sometimes it's a bit hard to leave everything you've ever dreamt of behind. (I own nothing.) ONESHOT.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Wonderland - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9/13/2013 - 10th Doctor, The Mad Hatter - Complete
Don't Read This reviews
No, really... don't. Just don't.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/10/2013 - 11th Doctor, 10th Doctor Duplicate, Rose T., River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Invasion of the Whovians reviews
Rose opened the door, paused, then slammed it shut. "Land somewhere else," she told him desperately. "Like, now." "No," the Doctor said. "Don't tell me." "It's them, again," Rose whispered. "The... the... Whovians." ONESHOT. (I own nothing.)
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/9/2013 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Not Lovin' It! reviews
A play-by-play of what an /honest/ McDonald's commercial would be like. (I own nothing.) ONESHOT!
TV Commercials - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Complete
Sonic reviews
Of course, what will the Tenth and Eleventh Doctors do when they meet in the 50th? Battle Zygons? Fight Daleks? ...Nope. Compare their sonic screwdrivers. ONESHOT. (I own nothing.)
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/8/2013 - 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor, Rose T., Clara O. - Complete
Happy Birthday! reviews
Rose, Jack, Sarah Jane, Martha, Donna, Jackie, Luke and Jenny organize a birthday party for the Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/6/2013 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Once Upon A Cruise reviews
Once upon a time in Disneyla- oops, wrong one. Once upon a time, Cora had the so-called 'fantastic' idea to bring the entire extended Charming family aboard the Disney Wonder on a cruise to Alaska. Things are gonna get chilly. ONESHOT, might continue. (I
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/3/2013 - Zhang Fei - Complete
Good reviews
Time Lords only have 12 regenerations. Well, only 12 MALE regenerations, strictly speaking. (I own nothing.) ONESHOT.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/3/2013 - 12th Doctor - Complete
201 reviews
50th anniversary. Daleks? Really-angry wives River and Rose? Clara? Both Doctors would pick the Daleks any day. ONESHOT. (I own nothing.)
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2013 - 10th Doctor, Rose T., 11th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
The Girls Who Waited reviews
"Oh, Lucy, don't be ridiculous," Amy had told her. "Nothing can be bigger on the inside! Certainly not a wardrobe." ONESHOT. (I own nothing.)
Crossover - Doctor Who & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Amelia P./Amy, Lucy Pevensie - Complete
National Bowtie Day reviews
In the 50th anniversary, Eleven attempts to prove to the Ninth and Tenth Doctors that bowties ARE indeed cool. (I own nothing.) ONESHOT.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/28/2013 - 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor, 9th Doctor - Complete
Once On This Island: Lost In Blue reviews
Once Upon A Time, the entire extended Charming family (Gold, Belle, Cora, Regina, Neal, Emma, Charming, Snow, Henry, and Hook) tried to get home via a magic bean, but it backfired and stranded all of them on an island with no magic. Which wouldn't be so bad if Henry wasn't frequently on sugar rushes and Hook wasn't constantly flirting with Regina and Emma. (I own nothing.)
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,381 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen, Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Textbook reviews
Theta (the Doctor) throws Koschei's (the Master's) textbook into the Medusa Cascade. Pre-mad Master, ONESHOT. (I own nothing.)
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2013 - The Master, 1st Doctor - Complete
Whosical the Musical reviews
The pilot episode, 'Rose', is being filmed in the 2005 continuation. But there's a problem. Rose can't stop singing. (I don't own anything.) ONESHOT.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/22/2013 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Who Married Who? reviews
Follow-up for '50'. Eleven and Ten are upset with each other for bringing each of their wives, Rose and River, to the 50th anniversary. (I own nothing.) ONESHOT.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/22/2013 - 10th Doctor Duplicate, 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III, Rose T. - Complete
50 reviews
The 50th anniversary doesn't go exactly as planned. It's never good having River and Rose, both wives of the Doctor, in the same place at the same time. ONESHOT. (I own nothing.)
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/21/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, Rose T., 11th Doctor, 10th Doctor Duplicate - Complete
Adventures of a Mary Sue reviews
Some insight on how, perhaps, most self-insert fanfictions are created. ONESHOT. (I don't own anything.) Complete crackfic.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Complete
I Speak Dog reviews
Rose and the Doctor get stuck back at home in London while the TARDIS refuels. The two get dragged along with Jackie to a little girl's birthday party. ONESHOT. (I own nothing.)
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2013 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
A Spoonful of Sugar reviews
Rose accidentally gives the Doctor an aspirin and he starts hallucinating. (I own nothing.) Oneshot. Fluffy stuff, mainly humor, but some angsty bits.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/17/2013 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Sleeptalk reviews
While on the Jolly Rodger, Hook catches Regina sleeptalking. Well, sleeptalking to him, specifically. ONESHOT. (I own nothing.) Fluffy HookedQueen!
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Tinkerhell reviews
Tink from the original Peter Pan book goes to give her sweet Mary-Sue spinoff series-self a piece of her mind. She's not sweet. She's not innocent. So she should just stop wrecking her image! ONESHOT. (I own nothing.)
Peter Pan - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Tinkerbell - Complete
Coordinates reviews
The Doctor sets the coordinates wrong, and he lands in Sunnydale. Oneshot. (I own nothing.)
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Buffy S., 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Next Stop Everywhere: Doctor Who? reviews
Emma is startled from her daily routine at the office by Henry, to be informed there is a big blue box in the middle of the road. A big blue box that wasn't there before. A big blue box bearing a madman and his feisty companion. As if things couldn't get worse? It looks like they're gonna be stuck in town for a while. (I own nothing.) Donna/Doctor/Emma/Henry/Regina friendship.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,628 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Donna N., 10th Doctor, Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
Much Ado About Who reviews
Many newborn Whovians tend to get a little crazy. Well, I say a little... For example, staring at statues, fangirling when they see blue boxes, little things. Basically a rant in story form. Not a self-insert but definitely a Mary-Sue OC (purposely). (I own nothing.) Mainly OC's.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2013 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Comebacks: Versus reviews
In the whole town of Storybrooke, someone's bound to have a bone to pick with someone else. Now they can pick that bone, whatever that means, in the annual Comebacks/Guilttripping contest! Hosted by Henry because Granny paid him ten bucks to do it and sponsored by something. (I own nothing.) Short series! Snarky humor.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Complete
The Happiest (Crappiest) Place on Earth reviews
One day, out of the blue (box), Rose decided that the Doctor's companions and friends (Rose, Donna, River, Martha, Mickey, Rory, Amy, Jack, Clara, and the Doctor) must ABSOLUTELY pack their bags and head off to California's Disneyland. Unfortunately, not everyone gets along. Chaos occurs, shippers battle, and slapstick comedy will ensue. (I own nothing.) CRACKFIC.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,899 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Complete
Liar, Liar reviews
One wish and the Doctor isn't allowed to tell a single lie for an entire day. This won't end well. Alternate universe, where the Doctor is livving with Rose and her family. ONESHOT, crackfic. (I own nothing.)
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2013 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Cold reviews
It's cold. That's the first thought that surfaces in a dark pit of empty emotions that scatter away into the air like wisps of smoke gasping for breath, for life. It's so freaking cold. ONESHOT. (I own nothing.) Very dark angst.
Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/21/2013 - The Mad Hatter - Complete
Anything You Can Do reviews
"Welcome to Storybrooke's Laundromat, mister..." "It's Dr. Horrible." "Well, sir, welcome to Storybrooke. I am Mayor Regina Mills." "Listen, buddy, I don't want any quarrel," Dr. Horrible answered. "I'll put it quite simply, I'm the worst villian out ther
Crossover - Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog & Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Dr. Horrible/Billy, Zhang Fei - Complete
Groundhog Day reviews
Madame Mayor is bored after Owen leaves so she decides to go bat-crap crazy on the town. After all, what's the harm? They won't remember her! ONESHOT. (I own nothing.)
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
A Nice Little Drive reviews
Charming ATTEMPTS to teach Cora how to drive. Chaos ensues. (I do not own anything.) ONESHOT.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Zhang Fei, Zhang Fei - Complete
Don't You Remember? reviews
A collection of all my Wonderland oneshots. (I own nothing.)
Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,536 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/27/2013 - The Mad Hatter, Jack, The White Knight, Alice, Morris, The March Hare - Complete
Friend Like Me reviews
What if the Genie from Aladdin was actually a girl? ...Chaos would ensue. (I own nothing.) Totally based off of Aladdin Jr. AladdinxGenie friendship, crack pairing for JasminexAladdin.
Aladdin - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Aladdin, Genie - Complete
OUAT Reacts reviews
In which several of your favorite fairytale characters react to viral YouTube videos. Similar to TheFineBros channel, we are proud to present OUAT Reacts! THREESHOT, but may continue. (I do not on anything.) T for graphic activity.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,072 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Complete
CORA'D reviews
Cora and Henry make it their duty to unleash an Operation: CORA'D on the entirety of the town. Will anyone survive? The result of Cora and too much Red Bull and Henry plus candy overload. (I do not own anything.) Might continue, but ONESHOT for now.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Zhang Fei, Zhang Fei - Complete
Twisted Every Way reviews
Regina casts a spell on Snow, and the intent of it is to change who her true love is. The only problem is, it backfires, and Regina wakes up to find herself trapped in Snow's body... and as if things can't get worse, the only way to reverse it is by true love's kiss, meaning that the women will have to look past their differences to fix it. (ION.) ADOPTED BY FrozenInsideTheWinter
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,507 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, David N./Prince Charming, Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard - Complete
BEST PRANK EVER! reviews
In which a drunk Emma and a misguided Henry team up to play pranks on Regina. ONESHOT. (I own nothing.) Complete and shameless crackfic! Not necessarily SwanQueen, but I guess you guys can come to your own pairing conclusion.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Zhang Fei, Zhang Fei, Henry Mills - Complete
You Don't Own Me reviews
It had been so long since she'd been able to feel something, anything. But then he'd come back... and she couldn't help but feel like he had come back for... for her. (I do not own anything.) ThiefQueen, as requested by Evil Regal.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,167 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Zhang Fei, Zhang Fei - Complete
Pirate reviews
"Come back with me. To the ship. You have the beans. It doesn't matter about the trigger. We can go back, just you and I, we won't have to worry about anyone hurting us again. We can let bygones be bygones."
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Complete
The Past, Present, And The Future reviews
You can alter the past to change the future... but you can never alter the future to change the past. What if Emma looked at Regina's memories that night and found out the real truth? Things take a turn, for better, or for worse. (I do not own anything.) STABLE QUEEN. Will Regina find out who she truly is, or will she fall short, just inches away from finding happiness? COMPLETE.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 20,836 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Daniel - Complete
Once Upon A Musical reviews
Once Upon A Time, every fairytale character is cursed... they can only sing and rap lines for an entire day! In which Henry is a hyper rapper and Cora is a pegasister for My Little Pony. And Gold might be high on Red Bull. Maybe. Once upon a time's long-a
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Complete
Don't Go reviews
Alec opens up to Ellie about the Sunbrook case. ONESHOT, may continue. (I own nothing.) Slight crossover with Doctor Who at the end.
Broadchurch - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Zhang Fei, Zhang Fei - Complete
A Kiss For A Curse reviews
All it would take was a kiss to break Daniel's curse in the stables once he was brought back to life. Just one little kiss. And it worked. A story about years of forgiveness and moving on. Because having no one is truly the worst curse of all. Every curse can be broken. Stable Queen, Snowing, etc. COMPLETE.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 70,165 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Daniel - Complete
White Hat reviews
Hatter and Jack have been banished to the world from which there is no return. Somehow, Hatter discovers Jack isn't as much as annoying imbecile as she perceived him to be. Well, not like she REALLY has to like him, she's only spending the rest of forever with him. (I own nothing.) Based off of Frank Wildhorn's musical, Wonderland. They've gone past the point of no return.
Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,908 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 1/25/2013 - The Mad Hatter, Jack, The White Knight - Complete
Words reviews
The POTO cast is taking Music class, when they are assigned to write a word that they think best describes music. Chaos ensues. You have been warned. (I do not own anything.) Modern-day, oneshot.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Second Chance reviews
Erik finds himself reborn and living in a new future. He decides to dedicate his life to finding Christine. No Raoul bashing. Well, not a lot. (I do not own anything.) Sometimes, all you need is a little push to find the truth. Erik/Christine, Raoul/? COMPLETE.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,235 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Waiting reviews
She's so happy, so happy that he's finally called her. She's been waiting for him to call for what seems like years, years of letting him go to Charming. Of course, she just wants what's best for him, she just wants him to be happy. But she knows he loves
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Zhang Fei, Zhang Fei - Complete
To Be Free reviews
A short little one-shot from Regina's POV of meeting Rumplestiltskin. (I do not own anything.)
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
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