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Joined 08-10-03, id: 436706, Profile Updated: 07-19-08
Author has written 52 stories for Pretender, West Wing, Alias, Battlestar Galactica: 2003, and Doctor Who.

Ummmm. Crazy.

Also found as babylon_whore at the lj comm fandom_bitches.

My days of Pretender and Alias fic writing are over (sadly) but BSG owns my soul for the forseeable future.

The Seventy-Three, or From Genius to Sex Genius: A Master Class by BazingaPunk01 reviews
Summary: 'Their second time wasn't really a second time. It wasn't even their first time.' A quarter sexy (I hope), a quarter sweet and loving (I wish), a quarter humorous (I think) and a quarter crack-ish (oh my). In summary, this is merely an excuse to document the Shamy's amorous life.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,977 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Amy Farrah Fowler, Sheldon C. - Complete
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They Drag Their Nails and Rattle Their Chains reviews
Rivers don't drown. They swell and burst their banks. And destroy everything around them.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/8/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
She Cries at Motorcades reviews
Amy asks no more about age and babies and linear things in contorted lives. Time is wound around and through her daughter. She fears it coils too tight, even for her unfaltering girl.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/10/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III, Amelia P./Amy, Rory W.
You'll Never Sink When You Are With Me reviews
"What! River! We're married, you can't be dating other people. There are rules!"
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
And I Won't Leave Until You Come Downstairs reviews
He bursts into the room, all swirling energy and boundless plans.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Like Bambi On Ice reviews
I'm late, I know, I'm sorry!"
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/6/2009 - L. Roslin, W. Adama - Complete
How Your Heart Is Wired reviews
Everything vibrates at its own frequency
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2009 - L. Roslin, W. Adama - Complete
The Veins of You, The Veins of Me reviews
During/Post ep for 4x14
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2009 - L. Roslin, W. Adama - Complete
Now You're Four Whole Hours Behind reviews
After she dies, he dreams of her. And when he wakes up, it always comes as a blow when he remembers she's gone.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2008 - L. Roslin, W. Adama - Complete
We Crane Our Necks for Sunlight reviews
Just...ask her to dinner
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/21/2008 - L. Roslin, W. Adama - Complete
Black it Out With the Night, To Put Me at Ease Won reviews
They do not realise that this is a wildfire
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2008 - L. Roslin, W. Adama - Complete
Arm That Melts Over Me Like Salvador's Dream reviews
She must remember on her own, remember what her slowing, cotton-shrouded mind is causing her to struggle with.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/25/2008 - L. Roslin, W. Adama - Complete
You Hold the Weight of Every Moment reviews
She loves this scar. It is beautiful
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2008 - L. Roslin, W. Adama - Complete
Time Pulls A Face When I'm Next To You reviews
Written for the makelaurahappy challenge of Make Laura Happy...with Earth
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2008 - L. Roslin, W. Adama - Complete
I'm Missing My Voice When It's Talking to You reviews
Sleep and waking and reading inbetween
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,170 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2008 - L. Roslin, T. Zarek - Complete
You Said They Sang to You of Hope reviews
It is shattered. Broken. - Written for the A/R MOL. Prompt was Model Ship. Post Maelstrom
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2008 - L. Roslin, W. Adama - Complete
From This Gutter We're Still Staring at the Stars reviews
Blow this ship to hell
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2008 - L. Roslin, W. Adama - Complete
Will You be the Card up my Sleeve?
Her voice is the vocalisation of a smile
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/13/2008 - L. Roslin, W. Adama - Complete
Fearing it Will Fade Away in Darkness reviews
It is not until he closes the hatch and steps fully into the room that the smell invades his nostrils.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/12/2008 - L. Roslin, W. Adama - Complete
And Breathe Her Deep and Smile reviews
His skin slides along hers, fingers brushing her stomach in his sleep
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/10/2008 - L. Roslin, W. Adama - Complete
We're Cracking With The Break of Day reviews
Are you stoned?
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2008 - L. Roslin, W. Adama
I Make Days From The Hours reviews
Why do you still wear it?
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/7/2008 - L. Roslin, W. Adama - Complete
I'll Shine For You, I'll Burn For You reviews
He knows he has been staring at her for the entire meeting.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2008 - L. Roslin, W. Adama - Complete
The Wink and Elbow Language of Delight reviews
Tory was not impressed.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2008 - L. Roslin, W. Adama - Complete
You Let the Devils Draw Near reviews
She is a snake in this moment
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/24/2008 - L. Roslin, W. Adama - Complete
Who's Killer, Who's Captive, Who's Free? reviews
There is a junction in the halls
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Number Six, L. Roslin - Complete
Watching Your Universe Cooling Down reviews
A hand stretched across the divide
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,680 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Number Six, L. Roslin - Complete
The Vacuum in Space Will Draw Me to You reviews
Collapsed. Life Station.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/13/2008 - L. Roslin, W. Adama - Complete
Just Like Mr Benn reviews
Bill gets in trouble with Teacher. Crack!Fic
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/12/2008 - L. Roslin, W. Adama - Complete
All is Fallen When You Take Flight reviews
She knows there are days he has wept because of her
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/2/2008 - L. Roslin, W. Adama - Complete
And in the Sparkling of the Day We All Go reviews
Did telling even matter? Companion piece to Stumble through the Darkness Looking for the Day
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2008 - W. Adama, S. Tigh
Stumble Through the Darkness Looking for the Day reviews
Everything is different. They were all different. They must all try.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Number Six, L. Roslin - Complete
I Am Not Over You, Can I Get Back Under reviews
He was more daring sometimes than she expected
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/26/2008 - L. Roslin, W. Adama - Complete
We Pass Light Bits in the Night reviews
The hatch was open, that was his excuse
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/25/2008 - L. Roslin, W. Adama - Complete
Following That Pin Hole in the Sky reviews
Everything was such an effort
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/24/2008 - L. Roslin, W. Adama - Complete
We Were the Clock Hands at Midnight reviews
She slapped him
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2008 - L. Roslin, W. Adama - Complete
A Shadow in the Yawn of the Evening reviews
Her heart was made of pages
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/21/2008 - L. Roslin, W. Adama - Complete
Someone Burst the Stitches on the Curtain of Night reviews
She never wore shoes...
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/19/2008 - L. Roslin, W. Adama - Complete
You Brought Your Flame into the Chamber of My Hear reviews
Post Revelations. Before the Landing
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/17/2008 - L. Roslin, W. Adama - Complete
My heart don't wish to roam reviews
Raptor!Reunion!Sexage
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/8/2008 - L. Roslin, W. Adama - Complete
Give me your heart, write it on the back of my han reviews
He wrote their story on her skin
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/2/2008 - L. Roslin, W. Adama - Complete
I need some crayon light, I need some colouring in reviews
Small gestures. Breakfast.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/29/2008 - L. Roslin, W. Adama - Complete
I'm Not a Miracle and You're Not a Saint reviews
Quiet time in Loud Places
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2008 - L. Roslin, W. Adama - Complete
But We're Graced in These Matters reviews
Domestic negotiations
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2008 - L. Roslin, W. Adama - Complete
Eve Says Lets Give it a Try reviews
She'd moved in
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2008 - L. Roslin, W. Adama - Complete
The Name Game reviews
Christmas Fluff
Alias - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Irina D., Jack B. - Complete
Fractures reviews
Short unrelated snippet glances at J&I
Alias - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,680 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Irina D., Jack B. - Complete
Untitled reviews
JI
Alias - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,361 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/26/2005 - Published: 10/14/2004 - Irina D., Jack B.
Bound reviews
An act they played no part in, bound their futures....
Pretender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,564 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/16/2004 - Published: 12/24/2003
Tick Tock reviews
Between Tick and Tock lay all the answers
Pretender - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/2/2003
New Music reviews
The music changed
Pretender - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/29/2003
Showing Up reviews
Danny shows up
West Wing - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/28/2003
In a Name reviews
All in a name
Pretender - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/27/2003