Author has written 19 stories for Avengers, Harry Potter, Silmarillion, and Lord of the Rings.
Hi, I'm Quantumphysica The Insane, QP in short.
I am -as my name says- completely insane, very certainly psychotic and possibly a psychopath. In the daily life, when I'm not writing, plotting murder, sharpening my collection of knives, engaging in non-PG-rated bedroom activities that involve whips, or baking pies for my family I am a student of Art History, living in Belgium.
After reading countless fanfics I finally got myself to adding some of my own... I am addicted to smut, fluff and ridiculous drama...
If you want to get to know me, add me on Twitter (@Quantumphysica) or find me on my Wordpress blog (wereallmadinhere.wordpress.com)!
I'm a proud member of Critics United! Please be mature and don't make drama with me. I only mean to help.
IMPORTANT: Fanfiction's ToS don't allow explicit smut content. For this reason, some of my stories posted here have been Smut-Cut; descriptive smut has been cut out -in a way that doesn't impede the plot or story flow- to make the stories ToS-compliant. This will always be noted here on my profile as well as atop the censored chapters. For the full, uncensored versions of those stories, please check my AO3 account!
The fandoms I read/write areAvengers (Mostly stories with Loki, preferably smutty or angsty. Or both.) Harry Potter (No immediate favorite pairings, although I have a soft spot for Hurt/Comfort with any of the characters) Lord of The Rings, and the Silmarillion, and… well, basically Tolkien's legendarium. (I like the bad guys. And Námo. And the Fëanorians. And Turin Turambar. In general, if there's doom involved you'll probably find me fangirling on the side.) Crossovers of all previously mentioned. Duh. xD Portal (read only) Alice in Wonderland (read only) Ouran High School Host Club (read only, although I'm definitely a non-apologetic Kyoya fangirl.) Star Wars: The Force Awakens (read only; my fav pairings are Kylux and Reylo, and I will love anything that has Phasma being awesome and sensible amidst the drama.) Hetalia: Axis Powers (read only, my OTP is Austria/Prussia, though I'm all for the Frying Pangle when written well :D)
1) Tolkien Fanfics
a) Silmarillion BasedUnderstanding: After Dagor Dagorath, Arda is healed... but Melkor isn't dead, and Manwë feels terrible for the fate of his brother. A little Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy oneshot about what might happen to Melkor and Manwë after the end of the world... (COMPLETE) Involuntary Admission: After ages of doom and nagging fëar, Namo Mandos loses his mind... While Irmo embarks on a somewhat psychedelic quest to find his brother's lost sanity, the other Valar get to take care of the Halls of Waiting. Disaster ensured! (COMPLETE) Medication: one-shot, sequel to Involuntary Admission. Morgoth gets to eat Aiwendil's dangerously potent spacecake, with unexpected results… (COMPLETE) The Silmarillion Songbook: The misadventures of Fëanor's family, now available as a spooky nursery rhyme! These are the full lyrics of a song sung by the living Silmarils in Involuntary Admission.. (COMPLETE) A Borrowed Voice: A young man wakes up after a car accident to find he no longer speaks English, but Quenya. And as if that was't bad enough, a meeting with speech therapist (and kinslayer) Maka Smith and an unlikely assignment from the Valar throw him into an unexpected adventure… that he may never recover from. (INCOMPLETE)
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- There is a Chinese translation of this story! Check it out at: Bitter Medicine: After Dagor Bragollach, Curufin arrives in Nargothrond with a poisoned wound. Finrod goes to great lengths to save his life… but though he succeeds, his methods leave a mark neither of them can't deny. Is this a new beginning, or only the beginning of the end? (INCOMPLETE) (Also, Smut-Cut to comply with site ToS. Check AO3 for explicit scenes!) The Bluntness of Grief The story of Eöl's sentient swords, Anguirel and Anglachel, from their point of view. (INCOMPLETE)
b) CrossoverThe Unlikely Visitor: Crossover with the HP Universe. Sauron is thrown into the Void after the War of The Ring... but he also falls out again, straight through the house of the Weasley family. The story follows our favorite dark lord as he tries to make sense of Quidditch, flushing toilets, magic wands, and "who-the-hell-are-you-talking-about?" (And yes, he also gets to go to Hogwarts! xD) (COMPLETE)
2) Harry Potter Fanfics
a) Gift/Curse Series: Follows the adventures of Crucio Carina Lestrange, daughter of the infamous deatheater couple... Expect generous amounts of torture, gossiping portraits, ethically dubious decisions, and hilarious situations! Not a Mary Sue, and the canon events are passing largely untouched...A Gift And A Curse (COMPLETE) An Accursed Gift (COMPLETE) The Gifted Curse (COMPLETE) Cursing The Unforgiven (COMPLETE) Given Our Curses (INCOMPLETE)
b) Unrelated HP FicsCounting Things:Bellatrix Lestrange survives the war, but not many others do. Practically everyone else is dead, on both sides. She finds Lucius Malfoy alive but catatonic in his manor, sitting next to the corpses of his family. Wanting to know who killed her sister, Bellatrix takes him with her as she flees from the Aurors... But as time goes on and Lucius gets better bit by bit, is revenge all that thrives her? Lucitrix romance, eventually. (COMPLETE) Of Wanting And Needing: Instead of Ginny, Luna Lovegood gets Tom Riddle's Diary. And she turns out to be far from as easy a victim... Weirdness, hurt/comfort, and a basilisk named Katie will all make an appearance... TomxLuna, eventually. Not crack! (COMPLETE) Penitentiary Measures: In which Minerva McGonagall is a strict disciplinarian, and Draco Malfoy a misbehaving little prick. A spanking story... (INCOMPLETE)
3) Avengers FanficsTo Hell And Back: story about the whole team of the Avengers, with Peter Parker (Spiderman) and Loki's daughter Hela (Ruler of the Dead in Norse Myths) as central characters. There is romance of the Frostiron variety included... (INCOMPLETE) Critical Meltdown: AU in which Tony Stark has a popular nightclub that also hosts infamous "private parties" for the rich and sexually deviant of New York. Lots of sex, lots of different pairings, and BDSM… (REMOVED as to comply with site's ToS) Learning to Share: Loki finds himself locked inside the body of a teenage girl as punishment for his little conquering stint. That being bad enough, he also has to share the headspace with the original owner of said body. Hilarious events ensue! Not a romance fic! (COMPLETE) Loki's Not-So-Glorious Purpose: Learn history with the best teacher you could ever get! Loki gets in a fight with Heimdall, and gets sent to earth where he has to complete a quest before being allowed back on Asgard. Said quest entails teaching twenty-three annoying mortal students the subject of Medieval History... (INCOMPLETE)
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