Author has written 6 stories for Castle, Rookie Blue, and NCIS: Los Angeles.
Listed below are just a few of the different sayings that have stuck with me over the years:
Cinderella Walked On Broken Glass,
Sleeping Beauty Let A Whole Lifetime Pass,
Belle Fell In Love With A Hideous Beast,
Jasmine Married A Common Thief,
Ariel Walked On Land For Love and Life,
Snow White Barely Escaped A Knife,
It Was All About Blood, Sweat And Tears,
Because Love Means Facing Your Biggest Fears.
That girl you just called fat? She is overdosing on diet pills.
That girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her.
That boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home.
See that man with the scars? He fought for our country.
That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying.
People need to stop with the stereotypes.
I'm EMOTIONAL, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I'm a GIRL, so I must only care about make-up and skirts.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emotional.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A's, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be with them all.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm WHITE and I have black friends, so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I couldn't hurt a FLY uselessly, so I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with TEENAGE DRINKERS and SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC or WRITING OR any other type of TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP of strangers, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emotional.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I love bikes, so I must be irresponsible.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I’m STRONG, so I MUST be stupid.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST, so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life with strangers, so I MUST be having problems.
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Fanfiction is a site for girls who are desperately in love with non-existent guys. (Because they are the best kind...)
Fanfiction is a site for people who have ever compared their classmates to characters from books.
Fanfiction is a site for those of us who cannot express ourselves in life.
Fanfiction is a site for people who talk to themselves...a lot.
Fanfiction is a site for people who laugh at jokes that no one else gets.
Fanfiction is a site for people who get funny looks for reading in class.
Fanfiction is a site for people who admire the guy who tries to be different.
Fanfiction is a site for people who say long words that other people don't normally understand.
Fanfiction is a site for people are not afraid to sit alone and read at lunch.
Fanfiction is a site for girls who do not need guys to complete them.
Fanfiction is a site for people who ditched reality and went for something different.
Fanfiction is a site for people who hang onto dreams.
Fanfiction is a site for people who are different, yet they do not care because they know it is who they really are.