AmalyaSoramuni
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Joined 11-18-12, id: 4368501, Profile Updated: 01-31-13
Author has written 2 stories for Portal.

Hello! My name is Amalya, and I am a fangirl. There. I admitted it.

I intend to be the first person on this site to write an Sword and Sworcery EP fanfiction. Because I looked, and there's nothing there.

My personal favorite fandoms: Portal, Doctor Who, Bleach, Portal again, Adventure Time, Sandman, PORTAL, Minecraft, Naruto, Portal, Sword and Sworcery, Homestuck, Portal, Portal PORTAL PORTAL PORTAL PORTAL PORTAL

So, yeah, I like Portal.

I OTP RattDOS, some Chelley if it's good enough, the Cooperative Shipping Initiative (P-body x ATLAS. Everyone should use this name.) And others. Many others.

I'll add stories soon, got schoolwork and Fallen to work on.

Bless your face.

And now: endless copy and paste crap.

Copy and paste this if you didn't take an arrow to the knee because you wore your leg armor

Copy and paste this if you are OBSESSED WITH PORTAL!

Come to the dark side... screw cookies, WE HAVE CAKE!!!

When life gives you lemons, quote Cave Johnson!

Copy and paste if you've made a copy and paste thing.

Copy and paste if you follow way too many things on this website.

Copy and paste if you wish you had an Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device.

Copy and paste if you wished you could beat Wheatley with a sledgehammer when he put GLaDOS into that goddamned potato.

Copy and paste if you totally agreed, 100% with GLaDOS when she told you how she would torture Wheatley.

Copy and paste if you didn't like Wheatley much after the escape plan.

Copy and paste if you both love and hate Wheatley at the same time.

Copy and paste if you think GLaDOS is the most epic, awesome, PWNAGE AI EVER.

Copy and paste if we are cosmic friends forever, ok?

Copy and paste if one of your life goals includes:

-Hugging GLaDOS

-Testing in Aperture

-Meeting GLaDOS

-Meeting Wheatley

-SSPPPAAAACCCEEE!!!!

-Owning a turret

-Punching Wheatley in the face/eye/whatever it is he has

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If you're one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

I am the kid that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am thekid that people look through when I say something. I am the kid that spends most of their free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the kid that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the kid that doesn't spend all there time on MySpace, or talking to a friend nonstop on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the kid that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the kid that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the kid who knows and is proud to be who they are, doesn’t care if people call me weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express themself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a bf/gf to complete him/her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the kids who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux,Randomenated-Cullen!, MiniBellaSwan, Jayleen-Cullen-Whitlock-Hale, Emmett or Edward, Volleyballgurl09, Radr180, Linzerj, Butchee, xFireChickx, rachpop15, KNDnumbuh007, yougotburned, Viviskilener-jisboner4ever, AmalyaSoramuni

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren’t, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienal, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, The-Good-Die-Alone, Daughter of a Renegade, Littlewhisker, Snowdancer56, MoonAquaAngel, warriorfreak, jasminesolo, Protector of Canon2, (this goes for all of us) TheThroppSistersandCompany, muffinlover101, AmaraBellaGirl, Dolphinz, Music4eva1414, Viviskilener-jisboner4ever, AmalyaSoramuni


I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I WORK IN THEATRE, so I MUST be unable/unwilling to do REAL work.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep. I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I have a TWIN, so I MUST be just like them.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I am a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo's
I go to REN FAIRS, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I'm GAY or LESBIAN so I'm after EVERY straight person around.
I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I have a DISABILITY, so I MUST be retarded or a freak.

Life is too short to stick to labels. Everyone deserves to be treated humanely without judgement.


-90% of teens today would die if Facebook had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are of the 10% that would die laughing, copy and paste this into your profile. Note that 100% of the human population dies.

-95% of the America's girl teen population would cry, scream, and wail if Justin Beiber decided to throw himself off a skyscraper. Paste this on your profile if you're one of the 5% who would sit at the bottom of the skyscraper with popcorn and a tape recorder yelling "DO A FLIP!"

-99% of the world's population is obsessed with the "Twilight" Sagas. If you're part of the 1% who isn't, paste this on your profile.

-Copy and paste if you totally agreed, 100% with GLaDOS when she told you how she would torture Wheatley.

-95 percent of people are concerned with being popular. If you are part of the five percent who couldn't care less, copy this to your profile.

-If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.


The Guide to Maintaining a Healthy Level of Insanity as a Test Subject

AKA: The Guide to Being a Very Annoying Test Subject

Basic Level of Insanity:

1. Whenever possible, skip instead of walk.

2. Wave enthusiastically at every camera you see

3. Jump up and down on the buttons

4. Randomly burst out laughing in the middle of a test

5. Laugh hysterically at almost everything GLaDOS says

6. Whenever you see something shiny, thoroughly investigate it for at least 10 minutes

7. Stare blankly into space for a little while, then jerk like you just came back to reality and politely ask GLaDOS to repeat what she just said… even if she didn’t say anything

8. End almost all of your sentences with “in accordance to science”

9. Dodge roll to avoid turrets

10. If GLaDOS ever asks you why you are doing any of these things, reply in a very childish voice, “Because it’s fuuuun!”

Secondary Level of Insanity:

1. Whenever you see one of the smaller buttons that are on a pedestal, turn you back to whatever it activates and repeatedly press it saying, “It’s not working!!”

2. Randomly burst into song while testing – songs that are completely random or Disney songs are recommended

3. Whenever you are soaring through the air, like with faith plates or flinging, do flips. If you are uncomfortable with flipping, strike superhero poses

4. Strike superhero poses or run in slow motion whenever you are in an excursion funnel

5. Salute the cameras and refer to GLaDOS as ‘comrade’ in a very serious tone

6. Randomly start dancing, preferably in front of a camera (this works best if you have a testing partner)

7. Ask GLaDOS what gender she is. During her long explanation, nod and look serious. After she’s done, laugh hysterically

8. Repeatedly ask GLaDOS where the bathroom is. Explain that you do not have to go to the bathroom (unless you do have to go, that is), but think that it’s location is crucial to your mission

9. Randomly speak in different accents

10. Whenever GLaDOS orders you to do something, salute and say “Yes, sir!” and march while you do it

Tertiary Level of Insanity:

1. About the bathroom one in the previous level: Keep doing that, but explain that you want to know where the bathroom is so you can hunt the kraken

2. Whenever possible, stand beside a turret, just out of its line of sight, and try to have a civil conversation with it

3. Whenever possible, instead of killing it, put a turret’s face against the wall, pat it and say, “Be a good turret, now!” (do this after #2)

4. If you obtain a companion cube, look at it seriously and say, “I shall call him Cubie and he shall be mine. And he shall be my Cubie.”

5. Complain about the way the regular cubes treat you

6. Go through an entire test chamber in slow motion. After that chamber is completed, proceed normally like nothing happened

7. Strike a random pose in front of a camera and stay as still as possible for as long as you can

8. Tell GLaDOS that you’re fairly certain you got here by falling down a rabbit hole

9. Give everything completely random and unfitting nicknames (for example, start calling cubes ‘magic school buses’ or something) and call them these things out loud

10. And now, the absolutely most insane way to be healthily insane: Escape from the testing track and go straight to the Central AI Chamber. Once you’re there, look at GLaDOS very seriously and say, “Just so you know, a test subject escaped.” If possible, leave the chamber and return to the testing track. Keep testing like nothing happened.

Note: Remember that when you reach a level of insanity, you do everything in that level as well as everything in the previous levels. You probably already figured this out, but…


I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.


I am that girl,

The one who likes books more than boys.

The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy

The one who always wonders what she did wrong

The one who writes to escape

The one who just wants to help

The one that really wants to make a difference

The one that sticks to her values

The one that refuses to believe that this is it

The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow

The one who won't give in

The one won't give up

- by linguisticsrock, copy and paste if you can relate to this.


If you are OBSESSED with Pokemon, copy this onto your profile as a fellow Poke-Freak!

A true Pokemon fan is someone who will defend it when someone makes fun of it. It is someone who will love over anything else no matter what age and is not afraid to shout it out to the world. A true Pokemon fan will encourage others to learn the important meanings that Pokemon holds. And you'll love Pokemon forever and ever. If you are a true Pokemon fan, then copy this onto your profile!

WHEN ALL THE OTHER LITTLE GIRLS WANTED TO BE BALLERINAS I JUST WANTED TO BE A POKEMON MASTER. PUT ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOUR A GIRL AND YOU LOVE POKEMON!!!!


Mental Hospital Phone Menu

Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental
Hospital .

Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2
for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you
want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be
forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little
voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which
number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the
beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have
short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss,
press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our
operators are too busy to talk with you.


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I LIKE TURTLES!!!! If you are really random put this on your profile.

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If you have a lot of fanfic ideas in your head but are unable to bring yourself to write them, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever said somthing twice and not even noticed, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile

No one's perfect. If you know and like that your not perfect, Copy this to your profile.

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If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you joined the Dark Side because we have cookies, copy and paste this into your profile

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your ass off.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you think that darkness does NOT represent evil, copy this on your profile

If you think that Pokémon is cool, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a dream involving a fictional character and another fictional character copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a profile, paste this on your profile.

If you have any secrets, paste this on your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you ever freaked people at your school and still do, copy this on to your profile.


Ok, you can skip this part if you want, but it may just piss you off. Especially if you are a Christian. I'm not trying to hurt anyone's feelings, make people angry, or anything else, but I am an atheist. And it pisses me off whenever people try to convert me to their religion. I'm not trying to tell everyone that they should be atheists, in fact, I'm GLAD they have something to believe in. It's just that I've thought over it myself, and I decided that it's just not something I believe in. I know, people say stuff to me like, "God loves you and He's waiting for you" and other religious stuff. I just take it as a sign that they care about me, and worry about me. I mean, I can see it from their perspective, I wouldn't want someone I care about to go to a fiery pit of suffering and despair deep underneath the ground when they died just because they didn't believe what I believe. But this is MY choice I've made. It doesn't affect your lives at all. It would make me very happy if you all could just accept it and move on. Thank you for reading.


If your name is weird, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer!

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can easily finish a thick, chaptered novel in a day, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you can sing, but don't want people to know, but will sing if you have or want to when your not around people you know, copy and paste.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end,reading numerous fanfictions,copy and paste this onto your profile,and add your name to this list:danyan,StarDragon411,Mystic Katt,TrueThinker,Softballgirl9411,Witchdoctor42,crocgirl2815,mewmewice, RulerofFire, Michael J Angelo, Emo Soul Eater Forever Strong, AmalyaSoramuni

If you hate High School Musical with a burning fiery passion and wish to kill everybody who stars in it, copy and paste this into your profile.


WHAT IS

Your thoughts first waking up: SHUT UP ALARM CLOCK I WAS HAVING A NICE DREAM

The first feature you notice in the opposite sex: Their hair. I'm obsessed with their hair.

Your best physical feature: My eyes

Your bedtime: Ranging from 9:30 to 11:00.

Your greatest accomplishment: Being in Gifted and Talented classes

Your most missed memory: Too many to count.

YOU PREFER
Pepsi or coke: Coke.

McDonald's or Burger King: McDonalds.

Single or group dates: Single

Adidas or Nike: Does it really matter?

Chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla. Screw you chocolate people.

Cappuccino or coffee: Coffee.

Bras or Panties: You... What have you done?

DO YOU

Smoke: Too young. And I don't plan to. I like my organs the way they are.

Cuss: I cuss a CRAP TON in my mind. I almost never do out loud.

Take a shower everyday: Every other day. Unless I have sports or something else.

Have a crush(es): Yes. But I don't have the courage to ask ANY of them out, and if I did, they'd be too freaked out about my fangirliness.

Do you think you've been in love: Yes.

Want to go to college: F* YES!!!

Like high school: A little.

Type w/ your fingers on the right keys: No. Never got used to it. I'm using a touch device anyway.

Believe in yourself: All the time!!!

Get motion sickness: Don't think so...

Think you're attractive: I'd certainly hope so!

Think you're a health freak: No.

Get along with your parents: Yes. We have our disagreements, but we get over them really easily.

Like thunderstorms: Yes. I love the rain too.

Play an instrument: Trumpet!!! TRUMPET SECTION FTW!!!

IN THE PAST MONTH HAVE YOU

Drank alcohol: No.

Smoke(d): NO.

Done a drug: NO!!!!!

Have Sex: WHY DO YOU KEEP ASKING THESE QUESTIONS???

Made Out: No. I wish...

Go to the mall: Kinda...

Eaten sushi: I wish.

Been on stage: No.

Gone skating: No. What kind? Because I HATE ice skating.

Made homemade cookies: I wish. I make FANTASTIC snickerdoodles.

Been in love: Yes...

Dyed your hair: No, but I might get my tips dipped purple sometime in the future.

Stolen anything: Do teachers' treat boxes count?

HAVE YOU EVER
Flown on a plane: No.

Missed school because it was raining: We had one for Hurricane Sandy. Does that count?

Cried during a Movie: Yes. Pokemon, first movie. Anyone else?

Ever thought an animated character was hot: Totally. Uryu Ishida fangirls FTW!!!

Had an imaginary friend: Do imaginary boyfriends/anime characters count?

Been on stage: Yes. Mainly band concerts.

Cut your hair: Once, when I was little, I got Silly Putty stuck in my hair. I quietly cut the clump out, but my parents still noticed.

Had crush on a teacher: Excuse me?

Played a game that required removal of clothing: NO.

Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: NO!

Been caught "doing something": NO!!!

Been called a tease: No. Guys don't like me because I'm too weird for them.

Gotten beaten up: No.

Been in a fight: No.

Shoplifted: NO!!!

THE FUTURE

Hope to get married: Maybe, maybe not. We'll see.

Numbers and Names of Children: 2 at the most, if at all. Names... ummm... Sera for girls, Darien for boys.

Descibe your Dream Wedding: Small, quiet. Somewhere romantic. Mainly purple colors. Quiet, nice music. Long, white evening gown style dress with those shoulders that kinda hang around your arm below the shoulder. You know.

How do you want to die: Surrounded by friends and family.

What do you want to be when you grow up: A scientist or a writer.

What country would you most like to visit: Japan!!!

-O-P-P-O-S-I-T-E- SEX:
IN SOMEONE ELSE

(I hope you're supposed to be describing your ideal, because that's what I did.

Best eye/hair color: Gray blue or dark green.

Short or long hair: Short, fuzzy. No army cut. Just long enough to be soft.

Best height: Ever so slightly taller than me.

Best weight: Does that matter?

Best first date location: A nice coffee shop to chat at and discuss stories.

Best first kiss location: Somewhere alone, outside, nighttime. That's all I need.

FAVORITES

Shampoo: Head and Shoulders. It makes my hair smell nice.

Fav Color: Dark Purple.

Day or Night: Night. It makes everything brighter.

Summer/Winter: I like the kind of weather that's just in between. Cloudy, but not raining.

Lace or Satin: Umm?

Fave Cartoon Character: Just cartoons? Does anime count? I like Toph from Avatar.

Fave Food: Ramen.

Fave Movies: The Bleach movies, Pokemon movies up until recently, some of the Naruto movies.

Fave sport: Swimming or Cross Country.

Fave sports stars: Uhhhh... I feel guilty now.

RIGHT NOW

Wearing: Purple CoW sweatshirt, dark blue flare jeans.

Drinking: Last thing I drank was a Strawberry-Raspberry-Vanilla Shake.

Thinking about: WINTER BREAK!!!

Listening to: The Tron Legacy soundtrack by Daft Punk.

IN THE LAST 24 HRS

Cried: No.

Worn jeans: Dark blue flares.

Met someone: No.

Done laundry: No.

Drove a car: I wish. Not old enough.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN
Yourself: Yes!!!

Your friends: I never doubt them!

Santa Claus: Not anymore.

Tooth Fairy: No.

Destiny/Fate: No. Unless you count Destiny from Sandman.

Angels: Yes!

Ghosts: Yes.

UFO's: Yes.

God: No. Sorry.

FRIENDS AND LIFE

Do you ever wish you had another name: No.

Do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend: I wish...

Do you like anyone: Yes...

Which one of your friends acts the most like you: The crazy one. Sorry, I'm not naming names.

Who have you known the longest of your friends??: Since kindergarten. (You two, if you ever read this, you know who I'm talking about.)

Are you close to any family member: My mom.

Who do you hang around the most: Uhhhh...

When have you cried the most: When my grandma died.

What's the best feeling in the world: Love. Love can change the world.

Worst Feeling: Sorrow.


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Thoughts on Gay Marriage!

1) Gay marriage is not natural, and as Americans, we always reject unatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and lyposuction.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

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10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

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16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

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1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and

point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want
fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has
gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling
diamonds".

7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the
prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - with a serious
face.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical
sounds all day at work.

14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their
party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock
Bottom.

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot
yelling, "run for your lives, they're loose!!"

19. Tell your children over dinner "due to the economy, we are
going to have to let one of you go."

20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity . . .
e-mail this to someone to make them smile and laugh. Its called therapy.


YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. (Ugh. Since when is that a guy thing?)
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

Total: 14


YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop. (HOT TOPIC AND SPENCERS!!!!)
You wear eyeliner. (just for the Gothic/Emo look)
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.

You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. (Just for the foot massages)
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.( Doesn't count because I'm INSANE!!)
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.( Mostly gymshoes, and barely wear the girlish ones.)
You care about what you look like.( Dont want to look retarded or wear something over 4 times.)
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.(Turns out I played with cars)
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it
.
Like being the star of every thing

Total: 9


LIST YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS AND ACT AS IF YOU WERE ACTUALLY IN THE GAME: (lol I did a whole bunch of games and animes)


1. Chell (Portal)

2. Scythian (S:S&S EP)

3. Uryu Ishida (Bleach)

4. GLaDOS (Portal)

5. Tohru Honda (Fruits Basket)

6. Hatake Kakashi (Naruto)

7. Midna (Legend of Zelda)

8. Samus (Metroid)

9. P-body (Portal)

10. Wheatley (Portal)

Then ask the following questions

What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

Nod knowingly, grab my stuff, and run like hell before the Combine catches us.

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
He'd quickly step out, apologizing. But he'd be fine anyway, because he's my boyfriend.

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

OMG AMAZING COINCIDENCE. But I thought you hated her, GLaDOS? Oh... I get it. :)

Number 5 cooked you dinner?
Thank you so much, Tohru! It was lovely!

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
I'd steal his mask. Now we shall finally know...

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

Yes! I'm part Twilight Person!

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

Samus will be fine. She just got into another fight with some aliens.

Number 9 made fun of your friends?

P-body, you don't have to make fun of my friends just to make yourself feel better. GLaDOS must be really getting to you. (Hugs)

Number 10 ignored you all the time?
He's programmed to make bad decisions... that he will regret.

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
Go all badass on them with her portal gun. If that doen't work, she'll hide me in Aperture.

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
Heal me with a Song of Sworcery. (I hope the Song can do that...)

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?
A lovely scarf he made himslf with a loving note attached

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
Puts in neurotoxin with the flames.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Takes me back to her house, apologizing profusely.

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction:
Kill me.

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
Sit with me until I stop crying.

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

Go around knocking people out with ATLAS, then cheering the loudest when I'm up.

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
Nothing. He can't come up with anything valid, so he just quietly murmurs to himself, "Really, please stop it, luv."

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
She killed murderous AIs on several occasions. Her tenacity is off the charts. And I LOVE her face.

Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.

P-body? That's... ok, I guess. I hope you have a translator for Scythian to robot language.

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her parents. Would you get along?
Souken would not approve. "I thought you promised you would never get yourself involved with Soul Reapers again, Uryu. Especially not like this."

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
Oh, hell no. He's way older than her.

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?
Why, Kakashi, why???

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
What? What did I do? Tell me, Midna!!!

Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?
You will someday, Samus. They'll appreciate you someday!

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses there love by sending an email. Now what?
I'm sorry, P-body, I don't understand binary.

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?
Sit down with popcorn and watch. Squealing with fangirly joy inside.

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?
SHE KILLED MY BOYFRIEND. WITH NEUROTOXIN. SHE DIES TODAY.

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?
Maybe. I could very vaguely see Kakashi and Chell together.

Would 2 trust 5?
Anyone would trust Tohru!!!

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

Wheatley gets all in a huff, GLaDOS calls him a moron. Fight ensues. Ends up with Wheatley getting ANOTHER crack in his optic.

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?

Cooking. Tohru will teach Chell how to bake her own cake.

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?

Some kind of delicious thing. Not sure, but Uryu could make anything work.

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?
Adventurers. P-body's tired of testing, and Midna is a seasoned adventurer.

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
Yeah. Samus is good at everything. She could make Tohru look really intimidating.

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

No. P-body is crap at drawing.

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

They did something horrible to GLaDOS, didn't they.

1 accidentally kicked 10?
I think it was on purpose.

2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?
It still works! I knew she always liked P-body!

5 and 6 did a workout together?
Tohru would faint and Kakashi would have to carry her home.

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

He'd use his Sharingan to trick me into thinking I invited him.

7 won the lottery?
Not sure what Midna would do with it.

8 had quite a big secret?
She's a lesbian. And I'm proud of her.

9 became a singer?
None of her albums would sell. Poor P-body.

10 got a daughter?

Who... But... How?

What would 1 think of 2?
They respect each other because they've both been through tough times.

How would 3 greet 4?
Please don't hurt me, GLaDOS-san!

What would 4 envy about 5?
Nothing. GLaDOS thinks Tohru is a ditz.

What dream would 5 have about 6?
Uhhhhh... something random.

What do 6 and 7 have in common?
They both cover an eye.

What would make 7 angry at 8?
Technology crap.

Where would 8 meet 9?
In the wheat field outside Aperture.

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

GLaDOS likes him. Secret kept under penalty of permanent violent disassembly.

What would make 10 scared of 1?

The events of Portal 2.

Is 3 Gay?

NO, AND IF YOU EVER SAY THAT AGAIN ABOUT MY BOYFRIEND, I WILL MURDER YOU.


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A Random Quiz Thingy:

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? I have none.

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Pictures of Uryu. Anime posters.

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? I doubt it.

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? Stuff along the lines of Noel Gallagher, the Yeah Yeah Yeahs, soundtracks for Portal, Portal 2, and Tron Legacy, Adele, and David Bowie.

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? No.

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? To not worry about crap.

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? Reading Blue Sky when I didn't know what the ending was.

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? My notebooks.

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? Don't remember. 4, 5 feet?

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? Nope. In fact, I kind of enjoy small spaces.

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? Only after I read creepypastas.

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? Don't remember. It probably had something to do with fanfiction.

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? I don't know any.

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? Gray, green, blue eyes, brown hair.

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? Uhhhhh...

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? Coffee.

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Cheese. Extra.

18. IF YOU CAN EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Chocolate.

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED? Uhhhh...

22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? Yes. But I know I'll never be able to get him. Otherwise, fictional characters!!! (squeezes Uryu plushie)

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? No.

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? You really think I care?

26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? Yes.

27. WHAT KIND IS IT? Guinea pigs.

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? Yes.

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? Tell them to their face!

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: Pi. ;)

31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES? Brunettes

32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? A specific two people's house phone :)

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? My little brother.

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? No. I wish.

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? My cowardliness. Extreme inability to do ANYTHING until I'm older. i.e. having a car.

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? Sherman Alexie, once when I was young. He thought I was funny!

37. FIRST JOB? Too young.

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? Nope.

41.WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT? Reading this on someone else's profile.

41. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? No. And no, I don't know why the bold was switched. Neither did the previous person. (Shout out to Topaz18!)

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? My writing. From my friends, because they have extremely low standards...

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? Nope.

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? Gift card for Barnes and Noble.

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? Not sure. We'll see.

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? A specific Shakespeare character and a specific sci-fi heroine. Try to figure it out! (Hint: the Shakespeare play is King Lear)

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? I don't see that many.

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? Head and Shoulders. It smells really nice!

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Uhhhh... It's waaay sloppy.

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE MEAT? SALMONNNNNN!

52. ANY BAD HABITS? Procrastination. (Thank you, interwebz.)

53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? Uhhh...

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Totally.

56. DO LOOKS MATTER? Of course not!

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? Vent to my friends.

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? Errrr... The interwebz?

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? Polly Pockets. I used to pretend they had secret powers, but that's a story for another day.

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? I havvvvve no cell phone.

62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? No.

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? What do YOU think?

64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? Mac and cheese.

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? Kind, not likely to hurt people, smart, interested in the same things I am.

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Crazy.

67. WHATS YOUR FAVORITE BAND/SINGER? Right now? Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds.

68. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVOURITE TV SHOWS? Bleach, Doctor Who, Bleach, Fruits Basket.

69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT SAT SCORE? Wouldn't know, haven't taken it. I got a rather high score on my... what was that one they use to project your scores???

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOUR? Mint chocolate chip, cake batter!

71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? Yes...

72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? My family trip to Washington D.C.. Recent.

73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64? Nice try.

74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? Not old enough.

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? Sure!

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? Noel Gallagher.

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My grandmother.

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE GENDER? Hair.

80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? For me, And We Got Older from the Sworcery soundtrack. It's a really nice instrumental piece that's both happy and sad at the same time. I like to imagine a story behind it.

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? Canon Wheatley. I will never forgive him for what he's done.

82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? November!

83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? Which zodiac? Tiger and Virgo.

85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOUR? Brown.

86. EYE COLOR? Green at some angles, blue at others.

89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTURANT? Starbucks.

90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? YIS.

91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? Furuba!

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? My birthday?

93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? Trumpet!

94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? Democrat.

95. KISSES OR HUGS? Hugs!!!

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? RELATIONSHIPS!!!

97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? A stack of mangas from Barnes and Noble.

98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? A limo. NO, I DON'T HAVE A CAR!!!

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? Homestuck. I will finish it eventually!

100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: Nonexistent. Unless you count anime characters.


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After I Die, I'll Re-Awake by Abequa reviews
Dave Strider has woken up from a coma after being asleep for three years. He has no memories about his friends, his family or his life. The only thing he can remember is playing a game called SBURB.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 58,163 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 5/4 - Published: 5/30/2013 - John E., Rose L., Dave S., Jade H.
The Effects Of A Thoroughly Scrubbed Thinkpan by BlissfulCacophony reviews
The Condescension has had enough of rebellion, but what to do with all those who retaliate? Obviously brainwash them so well that it alters their personality, and put them in a poverty stricken, walled slum with no hope of escape. A homestuck fanfic with 2P Hetalia inspired altered personalities.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,475 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/29 - Published: 12/6/2013 - Karkat V., Kanaya M., Terezi P., Sollux C.
Hetamon by R.N.Walker reviews
It's not every day England accidentally traps the nations in one of Japan's new Pokémon games. So they're stuck in an unknown world. No problem. And they're split up. Nothing new. And they're Pokémon. A minor inconvenience…So why does everything seem more lifelike than it should be? And why aren't things happening according to their programming? Is this all really just a game?
Crossover - Pokémon & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 195,496 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 12/14/2012
Fandomstuck by Eevee2glacia reviews
"10 fandoms play a game." Warnings inside, T because I'm paranoid. (On hiatus until late august/early september.)
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,915 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 2/9/2013
Haven by bl00bl00d reviews
John's world is torn apart when he tests positive for the disease that threatens humanity-a disease that turns normal people into violent monsters, with grey skin and yellow eyes. He's quickly taken from his town and dumped in the fenced-in city 'Haven', where all the diseased go to live out their remaining days.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 37 - Words: 57,493 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 7/19/2013 - John E., Karkat V., Vriska S., Sollux C. - Complete
The Curse of the Weretroll by Priest of Life reviews
John wakes up one day before school to find that he's beginning to change. With the help of his friends, he must find a way to change back before it's too late and he's stuck like that forever. AU, slightly Trollstuck. It's Homestuck, so of course it's going to be rated T.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 147,919 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 3/5/2013 - John E., Karkat V.
SYOCstuck by MrRedstone reviews
12 SYOC human characters enter into a new Sburb session. Much shit transpires.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,654 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 1/4/2014 - OC
Ripped Stitches by hemospectrometer reviews
Dave, otherwise known as Subject DS12-395, has escaped from confinement and has made his new home in Seattle. He doesn't do much, just watch people from the trees, at least until someone sees him. Heinoustuck Dave and regular John. Picture belongs to kumashige on tumblr. Please go to archiveofourown(.)org/works/1047198/chapters/2094229 to see fic since FF won't show updated version
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 39,693 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 11/4/2014 - Published: 11/16/2013 - John E., Dave S., Karkat V., Bro
For Science by BlackRain88 reviews
GLaDOS pulled Chell back through the portal to space and back into Aperture, but she was too late. Left with a now dead test subject, GLaDOS decides to take up a new hobby. Slightly AU
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,698 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 9/17/2012 - GLaDOS, Chell
Calliope and the Final Update by ASBusinessMagnet reviews
Andrew Hussie, nearing the first anniversary of the Gigapause, has decided to allow five lucky teenagers and their guardians to watch the final update of Homestuck before anyone else. Needless to say, given Andrew Hussie is Andrew Hussie, he decides to do a few things his own way. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory parody.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,801 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/28/2014 - Published: 2/3/2014 - Caliborn, Calliope - Complete
The Strider Reunion by homestuckfandomdropout reviews
My idea of what Dave and Dirk's first meeting would be like.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,994 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Dave S., Dirk S.
Official Fanfiction University ASFES by katzsoa reviews
DISCONTINUED
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,832 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 6/29/2011
Ambrosial Dreams by KairiMcEwin reviews
She had her eyes. And he was still broken. Was this a cruel game by the fates? He didn't know, and he didn't care to know. She had... her eyes. "Phimi..." And now he won't let her go, not this time. He will protect her, because she is becoming his everything. (SlenderManxOC fanfiction, violent scenes, rated T until further notice.)
Slender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 51 - Words: 44,367 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 5/22/2014 - Published: 9/30/2012
MegaMistake by Whyareallthegoodpennamesgone reviews
Metastuck AU. Fanfiction Dot-Net sends a copy of SBURB to his cousin and his friends, and everything escalates from there.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 56,702 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/16/2014 - Published: 5/18/2013
Black Cat Waltz by ClubsxDeuce reviews
The cat came back. This time it's the clown's turn fur some bad luck... KatNep, but not in the way you'd expect.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,717 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Dave S., Karkat V., Gamzee M., Nepeta L.
The Broken by Kayla-Peixis reviews
It's been almost a year now. One year since it happened and Karkat's still trying to forget. But it's hard to forget when the whole world is forcing you to remember. Sadstuck warning and Humanstuck.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,316 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/8/2014 - Published: 11/12/2013 - Karkat V., Tavros N., Feferi P., Sollux C. - Complete
Cooking By the Book by cielothechica reviews
Jane Crocker, the famous heiress to the Crocker throne. She's always cooked by the book, never having broken a rule nor friendship. She's a perfect daughter. But Crocker Corps sweeps in, starting to train her for the inheritance. As her life begins to change, she begins to realize she isn't happy being the sweet girl that submits to any order, and she decides to mix things up.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,791 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/3/2014 - Published: 1/15/2014 - Dirk S., Roxy L., Jake E., Jane C.
Floofy style by Trlforce reviews
When Neil finds something other than space that gets his attention, you bet your buckets he's gunna go after it. This time its..Wheatley's wonderful locks of hair..? Fluffy little drabble. ( Human!Spaceley c: )
Portal - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/25/2014 - Wheatley, Space Core - Complete
A Time to Hope by aphrosCartographer reviews
When Jake is taken from his island under mysterious circumstances, Dirk, Jane and Roxy must fight to overcome the darker forces that seek to control them in order to rescue their friend.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,227 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Dirk S., Roxy L., Jake E., Jane C. - Complete
1,7523 Miles by Dimension-Archives reviews
Normally, you're okay with this, or you can at least hide it. Normally, you just keep your emotions in check behind your shades, and he can't see what you're feeling, but today is different. Know why? Because it's Valentine's day. And no matter how much you try to hide it, or how much you hate yourself for it, you love the idea of Valentine's day. Completely unironically.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2014 - [Dirk S., Jake E.] - Complete
Femslash February: This Infinite Ache of Regret by mochiinvasions
And she has her answers – Meenah, always Meenah, and this silly girl who captured her heart and ranges far and wide with it always in captivity; this silly, beautiful magical girl who always returns for her.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,296 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Meenah P., Aranea S. - Complete
Homestuck - New World by DuniiGranem
A new session of the gateway known as Sburb is starting on a parallel timeline Earth, with new heroes and new antagonists, alike. - The story, as it stands now, is fairly green in terms of writing quality (and, for that matter, length), and for that this green author apologizes. Hopefully quality and such will improve as things move along.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/11/2014
Target Acquired by Wheatley Laboratories reviews
Three years after Chell saves Wheatley from being launched into space, he means to help her escape the facility and shut down GLaDOS for good—but after finding a lost secret, hidden away within a condemned Test Shaft, is she really the only AI they need to be worried about? This is a story of redemption, adventure, and finding friendship in unexpected places.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 207,823 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 2/11/2014 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Chell, Wheatley, GLaDOS
Femslash February: In the Long Ago by mochiinvasions
As if Kanaya could ever be a consequence.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2014 - Rose L., Kanaya M. - Complete
But A Moirail Knows It All by incendiarydissension reviews
:33 i guess it started right after we both died :33 equius was mad, really mad, and it was scary :33 that was when i realized that he had to stop :33 i had to stop him :33 or he would wreck efurrything! :33 i'm just a teenage girl with some problems of my own :33 but, you see, he's much more impurrtant than i am! :33 i mean, what would you do?
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,696 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/7/2014 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Equius Z., Nepeta L.
The Lesbian Gaga Collection by Warriorsqueen
This is a collection of lesbian/femslash/yuri drabbles- all inspired by Lady Gaga songs. Feel free to suggest/request. Current chapter: Kanaya/Rose: Leave Without Her
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 885 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/7/2014 - Published: 11/4/2013 - Rose L., Kanaya M., Feferi P.
Mystery of Lalonde by Cactuslotus reviews
You have lived the rough road your whole life, but things just got rougher. You need to save the kids like you and find some place safe, but will the amazing Roxy get out? Janey says going to Canada isn't that big of an adventure, but when you're a bunch of magical hybrid teens anything can be an adventure! (Dark material. Sequal to Mystery of Strider)
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,429 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/6/2014 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Roxy L. - Complete
How to Drown a Seadweller by lurknomoar
ED was gorgeous when he struggled. And right now, he was struggling, desperate and helpless against the fingers of his kismesis digging into his larynx. His cheeks were flushed a deliciously undignified blotchy violet, and Sollux couldn't help but find that absolutely hateful.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/4/2014 - Eridan A., Sollux C. - Complete
Love 8ites by redpurpleblack
Porrim is having difficulties with her newly discovered rainbowdrinker nature; always helpful Aranea offers a solution. / For Femslash February'14
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/1/2014 - Porrim M., Aranea S. - Complete
Pouncellor to the Empress by Norbit
"You're so cute I could cuttlefish with you all night long!" she says, and grins with all ten thousand of her needle-thin teeth.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,553 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Feferi P., Nepeta L. - Complete
Betrayal by Kariza Elquen reviews
When Eridan announces that his plan to take down the landdwellers is imminent, Feferi knows that he has to be stopped. Rated K for implied character death. One-shot. Cover image creds and characters belong to Andrew Hussie.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,208 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/30/2014 - Feferi P., Eridan A. - Complete
Diamonds And Rust by spockandawe reviews
In the afterlife, Nepeta Leijon awakes to find herself sharing a lonely dream bubble with Eridan Ampora.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,711 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/30/2014 - Nepeta L., Eridan A. - Complete
Battle Scars by Risilliance reviews
Because some scars don't fade just because you've walked away from the battlefield. Post Sburb, featuring the beta kids and guardians as they nurse their wounds and try to carry on in a world that's forgotten them.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,815 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 7/12/2012
Mindbound by Pokah reviews
Four people are selected to participate in a universe-experiment. Personalities subconsciously put away and memories wiped, they enter a simulation of an entirely new universe. Together they'll go on an adventure and have their lives rebuilt as they progress and complete the experiment. ( Rated T for current events, may change due to future themes and concepts. On Hiatus. )
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,417 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 1/20/2014 - John E., Rose L., Dave S., Jade H.
Memories by DoeAndTonyDHMIS reviews
FANDOMSTUCK. While unpacking to move into Doctor Who's house, Homestuck stumbles upon a photo album made and left there for him by Hetalia. He flips through the pictures and has flashbacks of the memories each picture contained.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/21/2014 - Complete
Down to the Marrow by Nitrospira reviews
"I've been working on a present for you. Well, 'technically' it's more of a medical experiment." After being released from the confines of Aperture, Chell is reminded that omniscient AIs rarely forgive. But they never forget.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,219 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 1/17/2014 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Chell, GLaDOS
Scratch The Surface by vinesse reviews
Sometimes, John Egbert realizes what he's missing.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/16/2014 - John E. - Complete
Restart? by vinesse
A young man fights for his final breath, laying beaten in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, is the end of this young mans days. Though he spent 3 long years fighting for his life, it is only today he will learn that sometimes, he just isn't strong enough to save the ones he loves. But, if given the chance, will this young man try again?
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/16/2014 - John E. - Complete
Under The Trees by vinesse reviews
Davesprite visits a long time friend.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2014 - Davesprite - Complete
Christmas Eve Kiss by MortyaSanoma reviews
Jake English, having gotten a job as a security guard at a bank in Houston, Texas, finally gets to meet his online boyfriend, Dirk Strider. For Winged-Illusion
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2013 - [Dirk S., Jake E.] - Complete
The Argonauts by AnimeHat reviews
Six brave teenagers enter the world of Sburb on a mythological quest drastically different from a typical session. The team struggles to enter the Medium at first, but quickly advance upon arriving. Their journey is cut short when a new player enters the game and introduces her own, destructive twist to their adventure. (Note: Uses original characters. Please enjoy!)
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,146 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 7/2/2013
Friendstuck by Felixia-mew
This is basically what It would be like if me and my friends were in homestuck.
Crossover - Parodies and Spoofs & Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2013
Talk! by The Homestuck Rambler reviews
For every problem, there is Talk! an app which let's people share their problems online and get help. But these particular teens own their accounts in secret, so how will these people react when they find out they are helping those who seem like complete strangers, are really their best friends? TW: ANOREXIA, SELF HARM, ABUSE, TRANSGENDER, HOMOSEXUALITY, GENERAL TRIGGERS.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,841 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Dave S., Karkat V., Tavros N., Gamzee M.
When the Dream Ends by Procrastinator3000 reviews
John is a sick boy with a strange mind. In his dreams he's the Heir of Breath, fighting with his friends. In reality, he's just patient No. 142 on the third floor, section C. He's the only one left. Section C is just one long hallway full of empty doors now. What happened...?
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,578 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/25/2013
Green Girl by LittleBunnyFooFooMUST-DIE reviews
Calliope has never seen the outside world and has been stuck living with her obnoxious brother for as long as she can remember. Then one day a gorgeous woman and bad-tempered man show up and make Calliope's dream come true- high school! Even with a disguise to hide her unsightly mutation Calliope can't fit in, though maybe a certain drunk could help. Calliope x Roxy
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,151 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/19/2013 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Calliope, Roxy L.
The Rodent and the Robot by BabyCharmander reviews
Caroline was never deleted; she fled from GLaDOS, finding a new body to inhabit and trying to make sense of her new situation. Furthermore, Rattmann was not dead; he was unintentionally preserved, and unintentionally awoken many years later. And GLaDOS was not done; there were still more chambers to be made, elements to be tested, and Science to be done.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 71,215 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Caroline, D. Rattmann, Weighted Companion Cube, GLaDOS - Complete
Zombiestuck by colorfullyMoonstruck reviews
This wasn't how it was supposed to be. "What even the hell was that?" "Well, they looked like zombies, bro. Right out of the movies." "Zombies? Gamzee, this isn't one of your stupid horror flicks. Things like that just don't happen." "People are eating other people, aren't they? Seems pretty clear to me, bro." "Zombies or not, we have to find a way out of here."
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,374 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/7/2013 - Published: 4/25/2013
The Hidden Ending by AmieAmiss reviews
There are no more updates. There are no more games. It is over.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/27/2013 - John E. - Complete
A Day in the Life by Witch0fTime reviews
Everyone has a reason to hate themselves. Everyone is an outcast in their own minds. For some, that goes a little further. I DO NOT MEAN TO BE OFFENSIVE IN ANY WAY. Many of my friends are in the same situation as those mentioned in this story. I'm trying to raise awareness and write a good story. Trigger warning: suicide (to come), beatings, drunkenness, bullying, etc.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,710 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 5/28/2013
The Legend of the Ancestors by CrystallineSnow reviews
This is going to be a retelling of the ancestors' stories, all intertwined with each other. The main character is The Signless, of course, and his story is the root of everyone else's. Rated T for future fight scenes and possible innuendo.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,500 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 5/25/2013 - The Signless/The Sufferer, The Psiioniic/Helmsman, The Disciple, The Dolorosa
The Organic Lives of GLaDOS and Wheatley by HuggbeesLady reviews
GLaDOS, bored without human test subjects, capture Wheatley to punish him for the events of Portal 2, but soon, something goes horribly wrong
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 46,488 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Wheatley, GLaDOS
Written in Stars by hetawholockvengerstuck reviews
John, Dave, Rose, and Jade are new students at SBURB, a prestigious boarding school. They were expecting it to be different from other schools; what they didn't expect was a malevolent headmaster, mysterious classmates and teachers, a vague and dangerous history, and the power they would receive. Highschool AU.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,596 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 12/27/2012
Pale Pink by The Cake Genius reviews
Calliope is still waiting for Roxy. Perhaps she can wait just a little bit longer. [A sconce of CalliRox, fluffy minidrabble, fun with god tier powers. :)]
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2013 - Calliope
The Witch is Dead by ArtisticallyMental reviews
What happens when Dave finds out Aranea killed Jade? oneshot
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Dave S., Jade H., Karkat V. - Complete
Step by Step by Telepathapprentice reviews
Yet another "post-Portal" fanfiction. Chell is ready to head back to human civilization, but with Wheatley accompanying her in a fully human body, she doesn't know how he'll react to...other humans. Very very post-Combine occupation.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,657 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Wheatley, Chell
Tonight, I'll be in Your Dreams by HiddenCloud reviews
RoxyxCalliope sadstuck. Calliope realizes that loving Roxy is impossible, but fails to accept it. Oneshot.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2013 - Roxy L., Calliope - Complete
regards by ironoc reviews
It's scary, really, how quickly the human race can descend into madness.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,104 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Rose L., Dave S., Jade H., Sollux C. - Complete
Violet Prince by WritingNox reviews
I was up and just started crying and spewing emotions and this happened. A brief summary of what Eridan Ampora was thinking up until he died. Sadstuck, I guess. Also, some minor spoilers.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 8/28/2013 - Eridan A. - Complete
The Tragic Tale of the Knight, the Mage, and the Lord by aestheticNinja reviews
To all and to any who will play the game Sburb, I leave this story as a guide. Learn from our mistakes, and do not fall into the tragedy we have created for ourselves. Our session was one of destruction to begin with. It was never meant to see the joys of a happy ending. But that was our session. That was the story we created. Make sure your story doesn't end like ours.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,352 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 7/4/2013
The Colors Within by Kariza Elquen reviews
Nepeta has always loved Karkat, but who will she turn to when the pain of loving him gives her the strength to move on? *I do not own the image (creds to Tumblr user shenanigans-with-mcb) Homestuck, or copyrighted items in the text*
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 17,184 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Nepeta L., Equius Z., Karkat V., Gamzee M. - Complete
Remeber Me by Vanndabrithe reviews
Remember me when I am gone away, gone far away into the silent land; when you can no more hold me by the hand, nor I half turn to go yet turning stay.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,640 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Dirk S., Jake E. - Complete
Mother by Aeternix reviews
Spoilers for Thomas Was Alone. After all AIs are erased from existence, a distressed scientist gets an unexpected message from someone she never thought she would talk to again.
Thomas Was Alone - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,554 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Complete
Remember, John by BrOkEnToYbOx reviews
They had always been there, for as long as you could remember. Twelve idle Chumhandles that wouldn't light up no matter what you did. Hell, they seemed to be completely inactive, not just idle. Your mind liked to imagine a far off Galaxy, on a planet filled with strange, somewhat violent Aliens. But you knew that was just fantasy, because after all, aliens didn't exist right?
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/29/2013 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
Eternity Served Cold by ArtisticallyMental reviews
Inspired by the song, "Eternity Served Cold" from the "Cherubim" album. Just a little headcannon oneshot.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,522 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Dave S., Jade H., Lord English, Calliope - Complete
She Was a Boy I Knew by GallowsTyphoon reviews
Growing up sucks. Growing up in the wrong body is hell. (AU, transgender, bullying and JohnDave)
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,451 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 7/8/2013 - John E., Dave S.
Suspension by Silverstreams reviews
Caught between life and death, they realize their moments as enemies could never compare to a lifetime as friends.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,072 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
Lay the Past by Mystic Dragon reviews
One is injured, unable to talk, and can barely see when he gets out. The other, more confident and speaking once more now that she has been free of Aperture, and has never seen him in his current form. It's a new life, but it's inevitable for the boat to be rocked. Chelly, rated for a little blood in the first chapter.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,049 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
Why Can't You Help Me? by rosesofenvy reviews
SEQUEL to Why Can't I Remember? If You haven't read it then you will be greatly confused XP It's been one year. One year since they battled Jack, one year since they ran away, and one year since Karkat lost his memory. The Cancer hadn't remembered anything, he couldn't remember anything.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,233 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Karkat V. - Complete
It's SBURB Time by WillWork4Bacon reviews
The twelve trolls complete their game and end up on the meteor because an unseen force rips through their session. This time however, the Earth they created will turn into the Land of Ooo. Finn, Jake, Marceline, and Princess Bubblegum will go through a SBURB session, and a new adventure takes place.
Crossover - Adventure Time with Finn and Jake & Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,207 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 12/28/2012
Ship Note by Flavvie reviews
Karkat happens upon Hussie's Ship Note, a book that allows him to control ships.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Karkat V., Sollux C.
Outer Limits by Nan00k reviews
Their entire world lay subject to Kevin Flynn's rules, except for the Sea of Simulation. There, there are no boundaries to the outside laws of the modern, connected world. ...Rinzler isn't done just yet. Post-Legacy
Tron - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 76,464 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 6/8/2013 - Published: 12/20/2010 - [Sam Flynn, Quorra] Tron/Rinzler, OC
Better this Way by WeAllFlyHigh reviews
A humanstuck AU in which the game is won and the players are rewarded by getting to live as on Earth but only Karkat remembers playing Sgurb. (Nothing truly spoilery or out of canon and of course Karkat swears)
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,345 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Karkat V. - Complete
Stitch Me Back Together by Nobra reviews
Before I met you I'd forgotten how to function. My needles pricked my fingers, I couldn't sew without shaking. But when I met you, my careful patience returned. I designed nine dresses, all with you in mind. I adored you. I never thought you would wear them. I never thought that you cared enough about a nobody such as myself- an empty shell, a failed copy of my awful mother.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,616 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/6/2013 - Rose L., Kanaya M. - Complete
Strider, Meet Strider by KiwiRaptor reviews
You finally get to meet him. The man of legends. The coolest Strider to ever live.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Dave S., Dirk S. - Complete
Hundred Theme Challenge by ScotsburnChocolateMilk reviews
100 Themes; 100 Oneshots. Took upon the Hundred Theme Challenge. An odd assortment of things will follow. Hopefully something for everyone.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 18,470 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012
The Face Behind the Text by Casey Garmeau reviews
Dave hadn't confided in anyone before; until he met Karkat, that is. Now he's about to meet his internet friend face-to-face, and he has no idea what to say to the only other person who knows anything about him. Pale DaveKat oneshot, rated T for language. Fanfic request from tumblr user ohgodwhoseroomsarethese.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Dave S., Karkat V. - Complete
Arthiabound by Misbegotten Misfit reviews
its been 100 years since the events of Homestuck and the humans and trolls had created a new world that has prospered. Karkat and John live together and somewhere along the line all the dead trolls came back. All is good on Arthia until a strange message arrives and gets everybody rattled. The god tiers think somebody is playing the forbidden game, but what's really happening?
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,772 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 5/25/2013 - John E., Karkat V., Kanaya M., Vriska S.
Not Over Her by gravitysabully reviews
[One-Shot. Sad!stuck. Arasol.] Your name is Solkux Captor and you are mortified. You did this, but not exactly. It was your body that did it, but not your mind. And definitely not your heart.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Sollux C., Aradia M. - Complete
in the land of meadows and paths (the we came home mix) by sarsaparillia reviews
I thought you were dead. — Dave/Jade.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Dave S., Jade H. - Complete
1M 50RRY by YuukiSynical reviews
Mituna NEEDS to apologize to Latula, but he doesn't remember why. Sadstuck Oneshot
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Mituna C., Latula P. - Complete
Why Can't I Remember? by rosesofenvy reviews
The silence was what woke me, I jolted up in fear, frantically looking around the checkerboard battle field, except, I don't know what I'm doing there. There were bodies everywhere, candy red blood was overwhelming my sight. My heart pounded in fear, I couldn't remember anything.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,056 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Karkat V. - Complete
Mcraft by ChateuLosElForests reviews
Jon find a game in SLOWA: Mcraft! He are play it with frends, but are a surprise in store for heros?
Crossover - Minecraft & Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 3/7/2012 - John E.
Breathe by EveningStorm reviews
The Disk Operating System that GLaDOS resides in have been changing, something that Wheatley did in Portal 2 creates a dangerous virus that could use its unlimited supply for knowledge to take over the world. Who can save the Enrichment Center now? In all of this suspense, just remember to Breathe.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,530 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 9/24/2011 - GLaDOS, Wheatley
Blood by Astrea Xenophon
Dave Strider's first, cataclysmic, session of Sburb... Slightly AU, One shot.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Dave S. - Complete
Tears Won't Fall by rosesofenvy reviews
They're gone...all of them. He's the only one left, he's not even sure how that happened. He shuts his eyes tightly, curling his arms around his legs, Only now does he understand the emotion humans call sadness. It was a horrible feeling, a black hole in his heart, sucking out his soul.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Karkat V. - Complete
Staying True: The Essence of Acception by abbbccc reviews
Watch as John and Karkat progress their way of having each other's backs, hearts, and... bodies? Yep. Bodyswaps up in here. As this happens though, they find out what real accepting is through opinions of others, limits of friendship, and the heart and soul of staying true to yourself, even if everything kinda sucks. Clearly a JohnxKarkat. I'm rating it T because I can.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,323 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 1/4/2013 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
Game Over by thedeliciouscaek reviews
John successfully exited the game, but is it everything he had hoped for?
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,367 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/9/2013 - John E. - Complete
What Happens When You're High by arsenicBrickwall
Dirk encounters a wild Trickster. They catch up on old times.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Dirk S., Jake E. - Complete
The tale of the time traveling douchebag by Tantriception reviews
When your long lost guardian is zapped into your lounge room you find yourself at a loss of words. Thankfully for you said guardian as enough words to make it up for the two of you.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,033 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Dirk S., Dave S.
ad astra per aspera by spider lillies reviews
Calliope has returned, and is the last person capable of defeating her brother. Standing by her side is Roxy, who will do anything it takes to see her through to the ultimate goal: God Tier status, no matter what. Together they'll go through the stars and arrive at a quest bed, but can they see it through? AU, Roxy/Calliope.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Roxy L., Calliope - Complete
Clockwork Melody by Kaleidoscope Glass reviews
The issue with being a god tier in a failed session is that one cannot die. The sweet embrace of oblivion is denied to those who have failed. /For the Horrorterrors whisper even to those of light./ TW: Suicide.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/22/2013 - John E. - Complete
Your name is Dirk Strider and you are so fucked by rarefiednight reviews
Dirk/Jake. AU. Your name is Dirk, and you are nineteen and living in NYC in an apartment you share with your best friends. Suddenly, the guy you've been talking to over the internet for years moves in across the hall. You think that you handle this very well, considering. Your friends laugh at your antics. Shenanigans and romance ensue. PS: There is no such thing as coincidence.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Dirk S., Jake E.
Transparent by onormini reviews
*Portal 2 Content Inside* Chell has finally escaped Aperture. However, questions about her past constantly haunt her. When a certain robot crashes into her life, she learns that the only way to find answers is to go back. Will she be able to escape this time? And what has Aperture Laboratories become in her absence?
Portal - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,424 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Chell, Wheatley
The Moon and the Sea by Wheatley Laboratories reviews
A world outside of Aperture is incomprehensible to those who have never experienced it. Many months after Portal II, Chell finds she is unable to fully heal from her past traumas—but all the medicine she needs is a hand to hold and someone to trust. Chell/Rattmann, separate universe from Half-Life.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,078 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Chell, D. Rattmann - Complete
The Alternian Troll Circus by Zanawolf reviews
A day at the circus, featuring ten acts. Hussie owns Homestuck along with all characters, no copy right intended.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,143 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Complete
Why? by Scarpaw
What had happened? Jane had knocked you off a cliff side with that sucker of hers and... then what? -Part 1 of Trickster's Pain-
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Jake E., Dirk S. - Complete
The God in the Machine by Twistanturnu reviews
Caroline and Douglas' lives have revolved around Aperture for as long as they can remember. Their attempts to cope within the facility and protect both themselves and their loved ones will shape Aperture's future - and seal their own fates.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 30 - Words: 57,120 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 5/7/2012 - D. Rattmann, Caroline - Complete
Memory Rush by StarsOfYaoi reviews
*Dirk-centric* Dirk finds a chest on his given planet that is a different kind of reward, and a different kind of memento. A stolen second from the alpha timeline.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Dirk S., Dave S. - Complete
Everything But A Gentleman by magikarpsan reviews
Jake is trapped inside of his body when the trickster takes over. He has to listen to Dirk break up with him without being able to control his own body.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Dirk S., Jake E. - Complete
gummy worms by theshipqueen reviews
Your name is John Egbert and you've loved sour gummy worms for as long as you can remember. And somehow, Jade managed to get almost a lifetime supply of the things on the ship and you swear you're going to get a cavity at some point, but you don't care because they're just so delicious.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2013 - John E., Davesprite - Complete
Calls Me Home by Virus007 reviews
"Bro..." ... "Where are you..?" Sadstuck, songfic. Disclaim: Homestuck belongs to Andrew Hussie, song belongs to Shannon LaBrie. I own nothing but the plot. NOW HAVE SOME FEELS...
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Dave S., Bro - Complete
Space Secret by MangoGrape reviews
Space Core wants to tell Wheatley a secret. [Fluff]
Portal - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Wheatley, Space Core - Complete
Just a Test by IceFlame1019 reviews
Just a test upload to familiarize myself with the site. However, it's also a short story. Not meant to be serious.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Caroline, GLaDOS - Complete
Sentience by Amythista reviews
Chell's free, Wheatley's in space, and GLaDOS is in control. Back to normal? This is Aperture, after all. When Black Mesa captures Chell, GLaDOS has no choice but to team up with a certain moron to bring her back. AU from Halflife, developing WheatDOS.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,807 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 10/4/2011 - GLaDOS, Wheatley
Departure (Sadstuck) by NerdieMcCool reviews
Maybe we could try this matesprit thing... Me and you... I'd like that... Would you? Terezi? Terezi! **Sadstuck!** based on Departure by Broadway Karkat
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Karkat V., Terezi P. - Complete
Shadow At My Side by evalucyna reviews
An overhaul of the events of Portal 2 in which Doug and Chell meet and he joins her on her journey through Aperture Laboratories. Deep emotional bonds ensue. I am new to writing fan fiction and new to Chellmann though I have to say I fell fast for these two. Hopefully this will serve as a worthy addition to this tiny fanbase.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,918 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Chell, D. Rattmann
Letter by guinisee reviews
A letter from Willow to Tara, a while into detox.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Tara M., Willow R. - Complete
Entanglement by thepunishment reviews
He was both alive and dead until someone opened the box.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,378 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Chell, D. Rattmann
Hell or High Water by JenovaII reviews
Reluctantly, Chell returns to Aperture. Turrets call out to her, and GLaDOS is missing. A locked room holds the answer - but is it a trap?
Portal - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 92,966 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
Cool Kids Don't Cry by TheNocturnalAuthor reviews
"Please," I choked out, gripping his shirt," please. I know you're not him." I took a breath and I couldn't even calm down. I felt an awkward pat on my back. I heard him say," Hey, um. You don't have to cry, dude." And I knew that just caused me to sob harder and keep his shirt in a grip as it was my only lifeline," Just let me pretend, alright?" T for language. One-shot.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Dave S., Dirk S. - Complete
Not Always The Best Excuse for Euthanasia by LucyChanWritesThings reviews
It didn't have to end like this. Jake becomes Lord English and it GOES DOWN.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,613 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Jake E., Dirk S. - Complete
Visiting by Mello-Drama-Reborn
Dirk has plans to see Jake in person, and he'll use whatever means necessary.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Dirk S., Jake E.
Sburb Of Our Own by Gallifreyan Annihilator reviews
Ten Homestuck fans play their version of Sburb, called Scurb, not knowing what lay ahead of them. Rated T for the usual; cursing, minor violence and bloodshed, one same-sex pairing. Canon characters will be added later on into the story, and only play a minor role.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,685 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/11/2012
The Scouting Mission by parlor.tricks reviews
A young Scout for the Resistance make a disconcerting discovery while on a mission...
Portal - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,665 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Chell, GLaDOS
The Enemy of My Enemy is a Potato by Lucyndareads reviews
The TARDIS malfunctions (again) and sends the Doctor to Aperture Science, where he quickly makes an enemy of the facility's resident AI and an ally of Chell. (Set during Portal 2). This is my first story on here! Probably going to be about 3-5 chapters.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Portal - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 10/28/2012 - 10th Doctor, Chell
Growing Up by Knerzig reviews
Sburb affects more the just its players.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,130 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Dad E.
The Wheatley Show by Xelac reviews
Spin-off of ALaAS. Wheatley 'borrows' a camera and decides to give you weekly updates on the random happenings in the Average Aperture.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,901 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Wheatley
King of Fools by Draikinator reviews
One-shot. Dirk Strider raises a little boy he found on a meteor and tries to cope with fact he knows something, someone, is missing.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/8/2012 - [Dirk S., Jake E.] Grandpa H., Bro - Complete
Come Along, Caroline by Liyrah reviews
A jaded secretary meets a mad man in a box on the eve of her death. Please read the author's note.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,571 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 5/10/2012 - 11th Doctor, Caroline
Song of Skaia by jonho reviews
A fanfic about Calliope and the ending of Homestuck kids playing Sburb, of how she sings a song and saves everything. Based on a theory about Calliope singing "Song of Skaia" to save everyone from Lord English. Warnings: Possible spoilers and sadstuck! Please, rate and review!
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Calliope - Complete
Close by did-you-reboot reviews
Spending the rest of her life in the Enrichment Center after nearly getting blown up by the Combine wasn't exactly how Chell envisioned her life would go. Not that she could really complain when she had her two robot friends with her. Sequel to Resolution.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,227 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 88 - Published: 9/21/2012
Promises by EraseAlpha
Calliope rests in a dream bubble, alone, until Roxy appears.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Calliope, Roxy L. - Complete
Speechless by JustDrinkTea reviews
It didn't matter how hard you tried; how loud you tried to scream, to cry, to beg; how much you strained on the vocal cords you were convinced didn't exist; how often you prayed to every deity your young mind could imagine; you couldn't speak. Not even so much as utter a sound. And to make it worse, it was lonely. But then John Egbert works his way into your life. Mute!Dave
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,431 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
More Than Just A Screen by pacattack777 reviews
After six long years, the moment is finally happening.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,171 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Dirk S., Jake E. - Complete
Tiny Treasure by PageofRage reviews
Post Sburb. Dirk and Jake get a big surprise.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,878 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Dirk S., Jake E. - Complete
Reconstructing Humanity by Luna Peachie reviews
After being put back in a human body, Wheatley is thrust into an unknown world to pay back his apparent debt to GLaDOS. He finds himself in quite a conundrum as he struggles with his returning memories and the weird feelings he has for another human.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 30 - Words: 232,120 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Wheatley - Complete
Endgame by Dawn of Dusk reviews
In the end, it seemed Caliborn was right after all. Roxy/Calliope, warnings for blood and character death.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Roxy L., Calliope - Complete
Portal Cubed by Wolverinejoe reviews
After Chell is released, she discovers the abandoned laboratory of an old rival of Aperture's...
Portal - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,500 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
Remove the Shades, Mr Strider by JustDrinkTea reviews
You trust John. A lot. But you're not sure you can do it- how could you possibly reveal what's behind your shades? They hold too much. They're too vulnerable. JohnDave, pepsicola, hammertime
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Dave S., John E. - Complete
Hundred by msfcatlover reviews
I have taken up the 100 Theme Challenge! Will have humanized/humanoid!robots, as well as their normal forms, mute!Chell and otherwise, and probably lots of fluff and angst, since that's been my thing lately. T for safety, all characters, most genres. R&R [EDIT: STORY IS ON PERMANENT HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT.]
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 28,017 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Complete
CreepyPasta by Aorta Heartless reviews
Sometimes weird stuff happens.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,569 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Complete
Time Is A Tricky Bitch by Pit Viper of Doom reviews
The long-awaited meeting between Dave and Dirk Strider doesn't pan out the way either of them had expected. Dave never thought he'd fuck up so badly beforehand, and Dirk never thought it would happen at all. Rated for language.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,379 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Dave S., Dirk S. - Complete
A Little Test by The Fanfiction Core reviews
He didn't deserve to float in space for eternity. He deserved much more pain than that, and she was going to see if she could give him every ounce of it without killing him.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,727 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Wheatley, GLaDOS - Complete
Doctor Whooves: The Crack in Time by ChateuLosElForests reviews
Dr. Who was one day sit in TARIDS. JUTS THEN, get turn into pony? Will Dr. Who and Derpy and everypony else be able to save world from time cracken?
Crossover - Doctor Who & My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2012 - 10th Doctor, Derpy Hooves/Ditzy Doo
Just Let Me Pretend by spinnyret88 reviews
Dave got to finally meet the kids John ectobiologically made. And he meets dirk. 'He just looks so much like him' Dave just wanted to pretend his bro was holding him again. He just to pretend just for a second and say sorry. No pairings Kinda Short
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Dave S., Dirk S. - Complete
Pizza Night at the Strider Residence by Cynnominstarr reviews
Fluff involving Dirk's first meeting with Dave
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,939 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Dirk S., Dave S. - Complete
Protector No More by Humbled Writer reviews
When humanity went extinct, it would appear that nothing would be left of them after the flooding. However, Ichigo is left. And he's not happy about it. Rated T because of my paranoia. Oneshot.
Crossover - Bleach & Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Space is Dark and Empty by HistoryOfGrowth reviews
A one shot. This is not my best work. I wrote this at 4 am in the morning when I couldn't get any shut eye. EDIT:Should I continue this?
Portal - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Wheatley, Space Core - Complete
Below Aperture by whootsies reviews
ChellDOS. AU where GLaDOS is put into a human body instead of a potato. Just a series of drabbles.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,094 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 50 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Chell, GLaDOS
Fun and Games by Chloe Kompton reviews
It's all fun and games until somebody dies. Chell starts hearing GLaDOS's voice inside her head. It threatens her into returning to the Enrichment Center, but when she gets there, she finds that it's not actually the AI she's hearing...or maybe it is.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,669 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Chell, GLaDOS
Sand and Swirls by DarkSwordMage reviews
Kushina barely survives the Kyuubi being ripped from her body, only to see the Leaf spit on her family and her son. Leaving the village Kushina travels to the Sand where she finds another child like hers another Jinchuriki Fem Gaara X Naruto pairing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,621 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 816 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Naruto U., Gaara
Innocent by MomoOfficial reviews
Robotic amnesia and a quiet escape. This is a story about guilt. AU android!Wheatley/Chell.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,334 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
The Tale of Hedone and Oizys by ptdf reviews
"What a ray of sunshine you all are," said the youngest. Her wild hair was entwined with flowers and butterflies. "I give you Comedy, little one," said Delight. "Because life is too damn short."
Sandman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,161 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Delirum/Delight - Complete
Silence and Harmony by JenovaII reviews
Struggling with loneliness, Doug is comforted by an unexpected source.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2012 - D. Rattmann, GLaDOS - Complete
Garland and Tinsel by Lady-Pyrien reviews
You can't really celebrate Christmas with out the decorations! You'd think Aaron and Mora would know this! angrality, slight spacosity based on my long time running human!cores AU T because Aaron
Portal - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,170 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Anger Core, Morality Core
Jingle Bells, Mobility Gels by FTWinterstorm reviews
ATLAS and P-body think GLaDOS needs some cheering up. So when ATLAS finds a box filled with Christmas decorations, natural scientific curiosity takes over. Prepare for some major Christmas chaos, Aperture style. Co-written by Falconflight
Portal - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,470 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 12/21/2011 - ATLAS, P-body - Complete
Portal Christmas by Lieju reviews
GLaDOS learns the true meaning of Christmas. Spoilers; it's SCIENCE!
Portal - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Chell, GLaDOS
Aperture Goes Camping by Xelac reviews
To study humans in their 'natural' habitat, GLaDOS and the gang, in human forms, go on a camping trip. However, they're really just going to get into trouble... as usual. Involving campfires, kidnapping, sugar, pranks, and suspicious fish.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,769 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 9/10/2011
ASHEaDE by Xelac reviews
"Welcome to the Aperture Science Human Enhancement and DNA Exchange testing unit". This is an alternate Portal 2. This time, it's Chell AND her fun-loving pack of genetically altered mutants who have escape on their mind.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Portal - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,041 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 7/4/2011
Sentience by PotterPhantomKitten reviews
An attempt to combine a human mind with a computer's intelligence. Two beings: One was heard but ignored, the other unknown to have been alive. Centered around GLaDOS and Caroline; includes Doug in earlier chapters and Chell in later ones.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,249 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 5/24/2011 - GLaDOS, Caroline
Wheatley's First Christmas by chickens reviews
Back in the days of yore, The Aperture staff enjoy a holiday themed laugh at Wheatley's expense.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 26 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Wheatley - Complete
Without Sburb by TheBleachDoctor reviews
A little poem about what Homestuck would've been like if the kids didn't play Sburb. Free verse, and non-rhyming.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Complete
The Average Life at Aperture Science by Xelac reviews
GLaDOS turns Wheatley, a copy of herself, and possibly some other androids into humans for mental and behavioral experiments. However, allied with Chell, they get a bit out of hand. Randomness and a bit of fourth-wall breaking ensues! FW Mafia.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 44,833 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 6/10/2011
It Takes Two by shadowmaat reviews
Prompt: One of the frankenturrets manages to wrest control of the mainframe away from Wheatley.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,967 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Turret, Weighted Companion Cube - Complete
A World Apart by Snow Kittie reviews
Briarlight finds something strange while sneaking out of camp. It looks like a twoleg but it seems... different? She finds that they have more in common than she would have first thought.
Crossover - Warriors & Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Briarlight, Tavros N.
Wheatley's Choice by Nitrospira reviews
Rescued from space by the claws of a violent AI, Wheatley is thrust into an experiment he's not all too comfortable with. A side-story for Down to the Marrow.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Wheatley, GLaDOS
Re: Your Brains by wafflestories reviews
In which Aperture Laboratories has a small pharmaceutical contamination problem, and Wheatley has the worst job interview in history. Short and dirty -and slightly silly- one-shot zombies!AU.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
Bird's Opening by JenovaII reviews
Years after the events concerning a certain mute lunatic and a moronic core, an old...friend...is reawakened. But what does GLaDOS have in store for him?
Portal - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,230 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/11/2011 - D. Rattmann, GLaDOS - Complete
Human Testing by NitroStation reviews
In the ruins of Aperture, the infamous GLaDOS is rediscovered and captured for a different kind of testing... Android characters, GLaDOS x Wheatley, some Adventure Sphere flirting and no Chell HIATUS
Portal - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 7/29/2011 - GLaDOS, Wheatley
A Rude Awakening by parlor.tricks reviews
A Portal 2 novelization I wrote to cure some writer's block.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,599 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Chell
Boy Do I Love Sweating by honezuki reviews
Just when Chell thinks she's free to wash her hands of Aperture, GLaDOS regurgitates the smelly human result of their final revenge straight into her lap. M for language now, also for more interesting sins in the future.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,458 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Chell, Wheatley
Android Hell by parlor.tricks reviews
"First, he'll spend a year in the incinerator." Wheatley is punished for his actions. No longer oneshot
Portal - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,022 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Wheatley, Chell
Let Them Eat Cake by Amythista reviews
Drabbley fluff. Wheatley wants GLaDOS to make him a cake. GLaDOS is unamused.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Wheatley, GLaDOS - Complete
Resolution by did-you-reboot reviews
Chell fully expected to succumb to Mobility Gel poisoning when her health started to fail a year after her release from the Aperture Enrichment Center. What she didn't expect was to find herself saved by the very constructs that tried to kill her.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 78,797 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Complete
I'm Making a Note Here by parlor.tricks reviews
Chell makes an interesting discovery about GLaDOS. Oneshot, kinda fluff.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
The Same Will Never Happen to You by Chloe Kompton reviews
Old age is the one thing GLaDOS can't cure, but there is one thing she can do about it, no matter how much Chell protests. And then once everything's gone wrong, Black Mesa enters the picture to make it go a little worse.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,847 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - GLaDOS, Chell
Some New Disaster by DangerousMuteLunatic reviews
Chell is free, but is she really? Unable to leave her history behind her, she must join with past friends and enemies and venture back underground. Major pairings, warning: will be very long. Major Spoilers. Summary to change.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,921 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 6/21/2011
SSBB Oneshots by Soundwave 0107 reviews
A whole load of one-shots featuring the SSBB characters :D. Hopefully funny, hopefully good! Enjoy the various mishaps of your favourite characters! Officially complete, with an extra little chapter now XD
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 183 - Words: 146,864 - Reviews: 2489 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Complete
Dream Traveler by Tuulikki reviews
Hikaru had a dream, of Sai, and of a fan, and he wasn't yet ready to wake up. This time he would find Sai again, if he'd have to search through the whole Dreaming. Characters: Hikaru and Nuala - though Touya, Dream and Death etc. make appearances.
Crossover - Hikaru no Go & Sandman - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,778 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Hikaru S. - Complete
For Never And For Always by BloodStainedSweater reviews
the butterflies change colours, and the colors are whispering
Sandman - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Delirum/Delight, Barnabas - Complete
And the Two of Us Are Dying by Chronos Keeper reviews
Homestuck fiction. Warning: character death and MAJOR spoilers. Bro Strider has dreamt of this on and off for the past 13 years.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Dirk S., Dave S. - Complete
Portal 2: The Stupidest Sequel of All Time by ASBusinessMagnet reviews
Portal: The 4th Millennium franchise: Portal 2 follows the continuing adventures of Chell Johnson, a 23 year old senior test subject at the Aperture Science complex. Here she discovers how stupid this whole system is and attempts to escape the facilities.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 19,175 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Chell, D. Rattmann - Complete
Dreams of the Will of Fire by Akatsuki210 reviews
Those who live in the ninja world know the Endless well. They know Dream, and Desire, Destiny, Destruction, Despair, Delirium...and Death. A series of crossover drabbles between Naruto and Sandman.
Crossover - Sandman & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,891 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Complete
Skittles: Puke The Rainbow by BoxOfScraps reviews
We're Gonna Need A Bigger Bucket
Dora the Explorer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Complete
Six Portraits of Uzumaki Naruto by frustratedfruitloop reviews
The Endless, minus one, on Naruto. One-shot Sandman / Naruto.
Crossover - Sandman & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Take Your Brother to Work Day by V.G. Marks reviews
Daniel finds himself in Washington Square Park on Christmas, not realizing its significance. His sister helps him remember with the sound of her wings.
Sandman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2005 - Complete
Gone, But Not Forgotten by The Great Chicken Miasma reviews
[ONE SHOT] “He’s coming back... Today, I know it...” Goombella whispered, as she peered over the horizon for him.
Mario - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 21 - Published: 7/8/2005 - Complete
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In the Cards reviews
What happens if the only person who can help you is the one you hate the most? Multi-chapter RattDOS fic. Sorry about the crappy summary. Please R&R! Rated T just to be safe.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/21/2013 - GLaDOS, D. Rattmann
Portal Haikus reviews
A few Portal-themed haikus. Reviews would be greatly appreciated, this is my very first time posting any of my work online. I may update with new ones if I feel like it.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2012 - GLaDOS, Chell