Princess Treacle
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Joined 11-18-12, id: 4368738, Profile Updated: 07-09-18
Author has written 18 stories for Twilight, and Criminal Minds.
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Twin Flames by likexcrazy reviews
When Jacob brings Bella to First Beach to hear the tribe's stories, Leah is blindsided when she imprints on her. Now the two girls must reconcile this new reality while the shock waves of the aftermath threaten to burn down everything they know and love. F/F
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 80,467 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 906 - Updated: 10/9 - Published: 3/5/2019 - [Bella, Leah]
Show Me Your Tats by maniacalmuse reviews
Playboy Emmett makes no apologies for his life of lust and leisure. He's perfectly content blazing a trail through the women of Seattle, until a shocking encounter with a badass beauty sends him on a quest to discover if love at first sight goes more than skin deep. Emmett x Rosalie, AH/OOC/Tattoos/Shenanigans/SexyFunTimes [Complete]
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,984 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 5/6 - Published: 4/15 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
My Pack Protector by krida86 reviews
Jacob Swan is content with his role as the lighthearted yet fierce Protector of the Midnight Sun Pack. When one of the elder packmembers begs him to take his daughter, the soft-spoken and overly pious Vanessa "Nessie" McCarty under his protection, things begin to change. Old scars resurface and they both struggle to find common ground as the world around them comes crashing down.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,460 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 61 - Published: 10/24/2020
Constantly by StephanieWithAnA reviews
"What theory?" Paul smirked at me as he backed me up against the door. I watched his eyes as he lifted his arms and trapped me. "The theory that you don't want me...that we're just friends...and I'm just some kid you can't see yourself ever getting serious with." "How do I prove I don't want you?" He leaned in close to me with that smirk on his face and breathed, "Kiss me."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 47 - Words: 124,010 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/20/2019 - Published: 9/25/2019 - Paul, Rachel - Complete
Struck By You, Emmett by TheQueenWriter reviews
He walked away from her to save her from an ordinary life, but that's all she really wanted.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,309 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/7/2014 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Talk Nerdy to Me by MelissaMargaret reviews
When brilliant but shy Carlisle Cullen notices his beautiful, unattainable classmate is failing he'll do anything to help her get back on track. What secrets will he learn about this mystery girl, and what will it mean for their future?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 54,269 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Letters to Corporal Masen by solostintwilight reviews
Writing to offer a bit of home to a soldier overseas, she discovers words can bind a friendship. Lonely in war torn Europe, he finds hope in letters from a stranger. What happens when the war is over?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 89,350 - Reviews: 6806 - Favs: 3,193 - Follows: 1,795 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Real Life of E A Masen by Vancouver-Canuck-Girl reviews
Edward Cullen - to most, he's a boring book editor but he's really an elusive romance novelist with an erotic flair. When he's not writing porn, I mean romance, he's just a guy who's married to his high school sweetheart and father of three teens. This funny, romantic, sweet Daddyward will make you laugh and cry. (Bonus: A Jake you'll love, too)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 209,495 - Reviews: 4267 - Favs: 2,994 - Follows: 1,560 - Updated: 10/23/2012 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Art of Persistence by LadyExcalibur2010 reviews
They met during a difficult summer when she was sixteen. Somehow, they knew they were supposed to be together. But sometimes even true love isn't enough. Sequel to "The Bigger They Are" featuring Emmett and Rosalie.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 62,370 - Reviews: 1021 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Emmett, Rosalie
Lonesome Hearts by Damsell reviews
18 year old Bella has moved to the small Western town of Spoons Valley to meet up with her brother, Emmet, after their parents' deaths. She figured that it would be like the Wild West that she read about, she never realized how wild things would get. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Western/Romance - Chapters: 90 - Words: 136,381 - Reviews: 1650 - Favs: 1,295 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Persist in your Grace by Domysticated reviews
I was that girl. Too beautiful, too imposing, too frigid to even appear human. The 6ft tall blonde whose clothes hang just so, whose hair is always perfect, whose perfection makes you feel silly and insignificant. Then something happened. For CurvyContest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,994 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Kiss Me, Kill You by BloodsuckingLeech reviews
Bella,Alice&Rosalie are Vampires who will do anything to save their beloved Forks from a bloody onslaught. Even if they have to carve-up or sex-up their enemies. The town has gone mad as heads roll and sides are chosen. AU! Canon couples.BxE etc. Lemonyum
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 86,513 - Reviews: 1140 - Favs: 913 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Scrubs by Queenbeth2 reviews
AUAH. Carlisle is alone to raise his newborn twins. A desire to provide a better life for them sends him back to school where he meets Esme Platt, a beautiful woman that has her own sad past. I really suck at summaries. CxE eventual ExB JxA ExR
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 172,598 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Carlisle, Esme
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Behind the Shadows reviews
They're together, and life, for once, seems normal. But can anything ever be 'normal' when you're in love with a vampire? Someone else has found out about Bella and Rose and will stop at nothing to have them. He's a vampire who's got not only an agenda but also a maniacal wife and a pack of ravenous werewolves at his beck and call. OOTC Sequel.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,120 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 8/31 - Published: 4/18 - [Edward, Bella] [Rosalie, Emmett]
The Nephilim Chronicles reviews
When Edward's mom, Esme, is kidnapped, he finds out that his life for the past twenty-three years has been a lie. On his quest to save her, he gains some friends, foes, and a sword. Follow Edward and co. as they not only deal with demons, werewolves, vampires, and witches but also something much more sinister—love. Multiple POV. Canon Couples. Lemons. Shadowhunters Inspired.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,689 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 8/2 - Published: 1/3 - [Bella, Edward] [Carlisle, Esme]
We Meet Again reviews
What if Penelope met Luke before he joined the BAU? This is that story. A one-shot for joyfulluv143, now turned into a multi-chapter fic.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 39 - Words: 49,016 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 6/9 - Published: 4/8/2020 - [L. Alvez, P. Garcia]
Out of the Coffin reviews
Vampires revealed their existence three years ago and Bella Swan has never encountered one… until now. Explicit lemons. Inspired by True Blood.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 35 - Words: 56,759 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 7/10/2020 - [Bella, Edward] [Rosalie, Emmett] - Complete
Crimson Kisses reviews
She'd been raised to hunt vampires. She was told they were evil personified. She was hard-wired to hate these creatures. Until she learns the truth. They only drink the blood of those they want to mate with, marking their territory. When one of them drinks from her, instant heat runs through her veins and her life changes forever.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,201 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/11 - [Carlisle, Esme] - Complete
Bring It On reviews
She's the second in command to the Wolves and he serves the Lions. That doesn't stop them from creating a sweet heat between their bodies though. Explicit lemons. Part five in the Grease Stains Universe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,565 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/21 - [Leah, Felix] [Emily, Sam] - Complete
Eight Years reviews
They'd been friends for eight years and Rose thinks she might have missed her chance with him… until one morning he knocks on her door. Part four in the Grease Stains Universe. Explicit lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,705 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/4 - [Emmett, Rosalie] Edward - Complete
Off Limits reviews
It was unprecedented; the Lions and Wolves MCs working together. But it was logical. And now that they were united under the new guise of the 'Predators', Jacob Black was no longer off limits. Explicit Lemons. Part three in the Grease Stains Universe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,486 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25 - [Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie] - Complete
Work For It reviews
Rachel leaned in close and Paul lowered his head so she didn't have to reach far. "I couldn't just give you my body, could I? I wanted you to work for it." She pulled back to see Paul staring at her, mouth open and eyes wide. Explicit Lemons. Part two of the Grease Stains Universe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,016 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/16 - [Rachel, Paul] - Complete
Sweetness reviews
To her brother, she's a nagging harpy. To his lackeys, she's the untouchable older sister. To him, she's his Sweetness. Explicit Lemons. Part one of The Grease Stains Universe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,204 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/6 - [Carlisle, Esme] Edward, Rosalie - Complete
Worth The Wait reviews
It's been three years since her last sexual encounter but Esme isn't going to let that stop her; not when she has a sexy director all to herself. Explicit.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,180 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/29 - [Esme, Carlisle] - Complete
Love in the Time of Lockdown reviews
Lockdown means they are stuck together for the foreseeable future and Penelope can't think of anything worse. Garvez. Smut/Lemons.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,936 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/12/2020 - Published: 10/31/2020 - [L. Alvez, P. Garcia] - Complete
The Elevator reviews
What happens in the elevator doesn't always stay in the elevator... light lemons.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,741 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/4/2020 - Published: 5/29/2020 - [L. Alvez, P. Garcia] - Complete
Quidditch Official reviews
Penelope is a Slytherin but she has her eye on a Gryffindor; who will she cheer for on match day? A three part story.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,811 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/18/2020 - Published: 6/5/2020 - [L. Alvez, P. Garcia] - Complete
The Russian Butcher reviews
Alexei Stanovich is in the US and has his sights set on a particular blonde. But the BAU won't let her get hurt without a fight. They are a family after all. A four part series for moviequeen51. Lemons/Violence.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,094 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/3/2020 - Published: 4/27/2020 - [L. Alvez, P. Garcia] - Complete
About Time reviews
This is what should have happened when Luke asked Penelope to dinner. A one-shot for garvezfan.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,554 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/10/2020 - [L. Alvez, P. Garcia] - Complete
Criminal Minds Kinktober 2019 reviews
My entry for Kinktober 2019. Prompts used were created by idrabbleincrazy on Tumblr. Rated M for obvious reasons. Penelope/Luke.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 36,715 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/9/2020 - Published: 10/1/2019 - P. Garcia, L. Alvez - Complete
Twilight Kinktober 2019 reviews
My entry for Kinktober 2019. Prompts used were created by idrabbleincrazy on Tumblr. Rated M for obvious reasons. Mostly canon couples, some not (Embry/Bella and Leah/Bella).
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 34,073 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/9/2020 - Published: 10/1/2019 - Bella, Embry, Leah - Complete