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Joined 11-18-12, id: 4369142, Profile Updated: 03-10-13
Author has written 2 stories for Maximum Ride.

Hey Everybody!! :) your on my profile page:D

Heres the links for

Dancing Queen :

Max's solo outfit: http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/set?id=68438532

1) Have you ever been asked out?

No.

2) Where did you get your default picture?

The Internet

3) What's your middle name?

Rose.

4) Your current relationship status?

Single and Pretty Happy.

5) Does your crush like you back?

I don’t Know.

6) What is your current mood?

Bored.

7) What color of underwear are you wearing?

Uhhh Black and White Striped with Lace trim.

8) What color shirt are you wearing?

A green V-neck shirt.

9) Missing something?

My Friend The Banana ;D.

10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?

Third Grade. I was really mean in third grade.

11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be?

A Giraffe or a bird.

12) Ever had a near death experience?

Maybe a couple.

13) Something you do a lot?

Read.

14) The song stuck in your head?

I Knew You Were Trouble by Taylor Swift.

15) Who did you copy and paste this from?

Harry Potter and Ezio for Life.

16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU?

I don’t know anyone with the same B-day.

17) When was the last time you cried?

I Can't remember.

18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?

Yes. I was kinda good……….. I think

19) If you could have one super power what would it be?

To Fly..

20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

Their Personality.

21) What do you usually order from Starbucks?

A Hot Cocoa

22) What's your biggest secret?

Why would you need to know

23) Favorite color?

Lime green, Orange, and Yellow

24) Do you still watch kiddie shows?

Only when there’s nothing on

25) What are you?

Excuse me? What are you saying?

26) Do you speak any other language?

Than what. Just kidding I speak French

27) What's your favorite smell?

Chocolate Chip cookies Baking

28) Describe your life in one word what would it be?

Adventurous or Epic

29) Have you ever kissed in the rain?

Nope!

30) What are you thinking about right now?

I don’t really know.

31) What should you be doing?

Studying .

32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?

My mom

33) Do you like working in the yard?

Not really.

34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?

Im pretty happy with my last name. But Ride would be pretty awesome

35) Do you act differently around the person you like?

No

36) What is your natural hair color?

Brunette

37) Who was the last person to make you cry?

My friend

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20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if anyone slows down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In"

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone is over their caffeine addictions, switch to expresso

6. In the memo field of all your checks write, "For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance to the Prophecy"

8. Don't use any punctuation

9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk

10. Order diet water with a serious face whenever you go out to eat

11. Specify that your Drive-Thru order is To Go

12. Sing Along at the opera

13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day

14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't go to their party because you're not in the mood

16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom

17. When money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running and screaming "Run for your lives! They're loose!"

19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we're going to have to let one of you go"

20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity, post this on your profile and make somebody smile!

If you are insane and proud to be that way then copy and paste this into your profile

The girl you just called fat, she's overdosing on diet pills.

The girl you just called ugly, she spends hours putting makeup on.

The boy you just tripped, He is abused enough at home.

That guy you just made fun of for crying,his mother is dying'

Remember to always be strong. Stand up to who ever is being mean to you and say "I'm A Fighter!! So stop bullying!"

Funny Rejections:

Guy: Where have you been all my life?

Girl: Hiding from you.

Guy: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Girl: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Guy: Is this seat empty?

Girl: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Guy: Your place or mine?

Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Guy: So, what do you do for a living?

Girl: I'm a female impersonator.

Guy: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Girl: Do not enter.

Guy: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Girl: But would you stay there?

Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together

Girl: Really? 'Cause I'd put i at the beginning and u at the end.

Guy:Your eyes they're amazing.

Girl: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Guy: I'd like to call you. What's your number?

Girl: It's in the phone book

Guy: I know how to please a woman

Girl: Then please leave me alone

Guy: I can tell you want me

Girl: Ohhhh, your so right, I want you to leave

Guy: If you were a hamburger at McDonalds you would be McGorgeous

Girl: Would that be under your McLame Burger

Guy: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven

Girl: Not nearly as bad as when you fell on planet rejection

Guy: Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again

Girl: No, but sure...next time just be sure to keep walking

Guy: I want to give myself to you

Girl: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts

Guy: It's a good thing I have a library card because I'm checking you out

Girl: Sorry, I'm on reserve for someone else

(if you're a girl that would say stuff like that then post this on your profile) Lolz, he just got SERVED!

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile.

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works: 1. Open up your Ipod and go to the song list. 2. Hit shuffle. 3. Write in the title of the song that comes up for question to one, hit next song, fill in that one for 2, and so on and so forth. (Changed the rules a bit.. :P)

Opening Credits: Concrete Angel by Martina McBride

Waking Up: Pool Mashup:Just The Way You Are/Just a dream by The Barden Bellas (Pitch Perfect)

First Day At School: The Edge Of Glory by Lady gaga

Falling In Love: Lights by Ellie Goulding (kinda makes sense)

Fight Song: Smile by Avril Lavigne

Breaking Up: Sk8ter Boi by Avril Lavigne

Prom night: Titanium by David Guetta & Sia

Life: Sexy and I Know it by LMFAO (hahaa)

Mental Breakdown: Marry You by Bruno Mars (WTH?)

Driving: Teenage Dream by Katy Perry

Flashback: Brick By Boring Brick by Paramore

Getting back together: 4 Real by Avril Lavigne

Wedding: Hot by Avril Lavigne

Birth of Child: We are Never Getting Back Together by Taylor Swift (apparently im a single mom)

Final Battle: Born This Way by Lady Gaga

Funeral Song: The A Team by Ed Sheeran

Final Credits: Please Dont Stop The Music by The Treblemakers (pitch perfect)

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Silent Gravity by basketballchick13 reviews
When Max and Fang are paired together for a 'get to know somebody new' English project, they take it farther than anyone thought possible. When they finally realize the feelings that they have for each other and hormones settle down, Max's enstranged brother (Iggy) and Fang's dilinquent sister (Ella) come back in town, mixed with a pregnant Nudge, ensues chaos for everyone involved
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 45 - Words: 59,857 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Max, Fang
Broken by Maximum Reading reviews
Maximum Ride: daughter of a multibillionaire and straight A student. Fang Walker: son of a drug addict who is unemployed and lives in a bad neighborhood. What could these two complete opposites have in common? Abuse. No matter how much they both try to escape it, it keeps coming back. Will the two seventeen-year olds find comfort in each other, or will they spend their life broken?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 42,922 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Max, Fang
All is Fair in Love and War by DelphicPark reviews
Max enlists in the army. When training begins, Max begins to feel a strange attraction to her Captain. FAX. i have never been in the army before, so this is purely fiction. hope you enjoy:)
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,661 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Max, Fang
For the love of the game by MaximumRide126 reviews
Summary- The biggest Lacrosse rivalry in the history of New York is against the Spartans and the Vikings. When Fang's school burns down in the middle of the season, they must combine with the Spartans, will they put aside their differences for the love of the game. Fax and Eggy If you don't know what lacrosse is message me!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,718 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Max, Fang
with open eyes by D.D.B chick reviews
"We could still hear the reporters outside banging on doors and windows shouting questions. Me and Ella walked over to the couch in the living room and looked at each other. The next second we broke down crying and hugging each other. What have we done?"
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 92,066 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Max, Ella
carapherneilia by ricosuave111 reviews
I watched as she walked away, tucking her gun into the holster under her jacket, combat boots tapping on the wet asphalt, dirty blonde hair hanging down her back, swishing on her leather jacket as she walked. I spat blood and one of my molars out of my mouth, resting my head on the dirty asphalt. I, Nicholas "Fang" Martinez, was in love with a killer. FAX&EGGY
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,970 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Fang, Max
Jailbirds, Lovebirds, Avian Americans Same Thing by green-eyed-wonder 0-0 reviews
Max ends up in prison after she 'accidentally' killed Lissa. There she meets her dark, mysterious cellmate Fang with a dangerous past. Max and Fang along with their new friends struggle to survive in a prison where everyone and everything is against them, and they just might not make it out alive. They only have each other but is that enough? Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 68,132 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Max, Fang
The Stranger in the Mirror by THGwoopwoop reviews
Effie experiences the effects the Games have had on her and can't stop thinking about Haymitch. Is Haymitch doing the same? Will they ever come together to fix their pain? My first ever fic so PLEASE review to help me out ;) First chapter Effie, the next will be Haymitch and the third... well wait and see ;) *mentions s/h could be triggering to some* *COMPLETE* (at last!)
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,260 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Haymitch A., Effie T. - Complete
Modeling by luckyducky-master-of-writing reviews
Max is a world class model, and she's just met Fang, her photographer's new apprentice, and he's taken an interest in her. What happens when he shows her how real life feels? Rated M for later chapters.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,861 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/10/2013 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Max, Fang
My Fake Boyfriend and His Obnoxious Mother by overzealouslypessimistic reviews
She didn't mean to be his girlfriend, even if it was fake. That is, until Fang's obnoxious mother gets a hold of a picture of the two kissing, when he was trying to get Lissa off his back. Until she decides to come visit. How long will they have to hold up the act? What if it's no longer fake? And what happens when his mom finds out?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 46,485 - Reviews: 951 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Max, Fang
Desperate Kingdom of Love by skylove.26 reviews
two kisses, Lily Rivers received two kisses before entering the 74th Hunger Games. One from a blood thirsty career and the other from her capitol playboy mentor. How will she concentrate on her survival with her heart so preoccupied.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,616 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Cato, Other tributes
Bound by Fallen Ark Angel reviews
Max and Fang are captured and tortured for years. Whatever happened to the flock? Can they save them? Torture story, but not heavily so. Sexual stuff too. You know, all the fun stuff. Fang X Max.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,195 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/18/2013 - Published: 11/25/2012 - [Max, Fang] - Complete
Flat Out Falling by maximumwriter19 reviews
'The ecstatic screams grew louder and louder and I could hear the girls screaming something that sounded like. "NICK WE LOVE YOU!" I gasped again. I couldn't be… No. There was no way it was him...' Max is in NYC living out her dream. Fang is in a wildly popular band. When their worlds collide, they'll be in for quite the ride. FAX! No Wings! Please read! Story better than summary!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,751 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 10/15/2013 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Max, Fang
Vampire Hunter (On Hold) by Fanfic Insanity reviews
Fang is a vampire hunter and has sworn to kill every last one on earth. Max is a vampire and has made sure to never trust a human. What happens when the hunter and the hunted start to feel? Read to find out! FAX! EGGY! NAZZY!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,337 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Max, Fang
Kickin' It by a person on earth reviews
Kickin' It a martial arts institute where anything can happen. Max, is the owner's daughter, a.k.a the forbidden fruit. Fang is a new instructor, both are collage black belts. Will love blossom between the two. Or will things get in the way? AU/AH Fax
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,623 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Max, Fang
The Two with Different Views (Old) by Fanfic Insanity reviews
Max is a poor girl who is kick ass, picked on, and hit on. Fang is a rich kid who's parents are famous, a school player, and is sick of getting Lissa's tongue shoved down his throat. What happens when these two get paired for a school project and learn to know each other? FAX! Rated T for language and mild sexual harrasment.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,186 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 9/11/2013 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Max, Fang, Nudge, Iggy
Sparks Fly, Then They Burn by jared padaladalecki reviews
Max Martinez is a college drop-out, working as a maid in a five star hotel. Nick "Fang" Ride, a famous movie star, is staying there while he shoots a movie. When they meet, will sparks fly of the good or bad variety? Fax, Eggy, all human. (CURRENTLY BEING EDITED)
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 37,743 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
What life? by Jo Eilyah reviews
Max abused, left alone, the usual. I added in a mix of school, gangs, and amnesia for my own take on a normal Maximum Ride. or as normal as she can get. T cause im parinoid
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,757 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Max
High School Rock & Rollers by Miss Simplicity reviews
Max and Ella had just moved to Las Vegas because of their moms job. Max, has a secret songbook, but what happens when she looses it at school. Nick Walker is in a band with his friends. Nick finds a songbook in the music department. Will he find the owner. Sorry if the summary sucks. Rated T because of me. LOTS OF FAX! :D
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,105 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Max, Fang
A Working Progress by Orchard94 reviews
"So, what's your next class?" Delly smiles at me, breaking me out of my inner ramblings. Damn I did it again… "Umm… it says Art in this box…am I reading this right?"...Delly gently laughs it off and instantly I feel at ease. "Its ok let me see…hmm… yeah, you do. Oh that's Peeta's class!" Who is this Peeta?... A Peeta Mellmark and OC. M for later lemons.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,893 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Peeta M.
Can't Let You In by BooksRide reviews
Summary: Maximum Ride is the badass of Arizona, along with her best friend Iggy. Max and Iggy are into street fighting and are not afraid to take hits and throw a couple. When a new bad-boy Fang arrives in town, will he and Max have sparks, or will Max push him away like she does most boys. Will he overpower her badass reputation? Will he settle for being just 'friends?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,509 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 10/9/2012
Counterfeit Model by bibbler reviews
Max Ride is a famous, completely lovable model- or so everybody thinks. Sure, she's great to work with and a great friend, but there's something about her that's completely fake. That's what Fang Hunter is so focused on finding out. Is it her smiles? Her expressions? What is it? Her parents haven't noticed anything off about her- just the Flock has. It's up to them to uncover it.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,932 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Fang, Max
The Maximum Vacation by Half-BloodedAvianVictor reviews
Maximum goes on a vacation with her family but what happens when she meets this boy? Will they become best friends or hate each other? *No Wings* Rated T because I'm paranoid and for future things in this story. Bad at summaries but the story is better. FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Max, Fang
Girl in ashes by NightLark reviews
For the boy who won, the girl on fire is his prize.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,893 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Cato, Katniss E.
Missing by Imagine Believe Achieve reviews
Fang and his new partner, Max, are detectives- but when Max finds a unknown file on a child that went missing a year ago, what will happen? But this time- if Max and Fang can't find out who killed the kid- will they loose their jobs...forever? Fax. mnmdancin12 handed the story over to me.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 25 - Words: 31,850 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Max, Fang
What Did We Just Do by submissiveRaine reviews
In Catching Fire when Peeta said Katniss was pregnant gave me this idea. Of a Galeniss version of a pregnancy during the hunger games. My version of the 74th Hunger Games with two MAJOR twists. Has been edited ALL of the chapters have been re done so re read if you have already read it and enjoy.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,861 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Katniss E., Gale H.
The juvenile delinquent by maximumwolf242 reviews
follow the story of Fang,a teenager who is put in juvie after attacking one of his school classmates.He is then bailed out by a friend of his mothers, on his way to the house, he sees a girl.Something about her intrigues him,makes him interested.What happens when he finds out that he,becomes her brand new housemate? Read and find out.*Fang is the only one with wings, may change*
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 65,929 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Fang, Max
The Jealousy Game by BandGeek321 reviews
When Fang is dating a red headed girl, that makes Max jealous, she'll do anything to get his attention.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 30,149 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Max, Fang
I Need A Job by Heart Breaking 101 reviews
I need a job. That's the short version of my story, long version... well the long version's long. So I'll give you a summary: I was raped, I refused to get an abortion when I found out I was pregnant, my parents disowned me, I got a job and quit high school,. I got fired from that job and met Mr. Emo aka my new boss. You want to read the long version now? Thought so.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,664 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 4/29/2013 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Max, Fang
The Rusty Yellow Tricycle by GracefullyFallingDown reviews
There was a boy. Staring. His mouth was slightly open and his hand was still on the door handle as if he had just walked into the room. And he was really, really, really hot. Did I say really enough? But unfortunately, as soon as I processed how extremely hot he was, I also processed that I was still in my bra and lacy blue thong. No wings. More twists than a prezel factory. AH AU.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 35,920 - Reviews: 992 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Max, Fang
Be My Escape by Kay Skie reviews
Max, a sixteen year old girl, blames herself for her parents divorce and has to move to Virginia with her mom, dogs and two sisters and Fang, a sixteen year old boy who lives with a foster mom is going to school for the first time in years meet at the bus stop. Can the two uncover the other's past and help each other escape their misery? Hopefully it's better than the summary.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,638 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Blame it on the Rain by 6l4v4a is me reviews
As I walked away I thought of 3 things. 1) My stomach had fluttered when he said my name 2) Even though the cold air still nipped at my ears, my cheeks were burning bright red, and not from the cold. 3) And I was still wearing the random guy's jacket. Reviews and flames appreciated. Fax. durr.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,675 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Max, Fang
Fang and Iggy by wingedthing1026 reviews
Each chapter is a Figgy/FangxIggy oneshot. Very cute, probably fluffy. T for kisses and things, but nothing yucky I promise!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,983 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 10/12/2012 - Iggy, Fang
Enslaved by bibbler reviews
Max Ride is the girl who was kidnapped at the age of 8 and sold into slavery at the age of 14 to the Martinez family. Fang Martinez is the rich boy who buys Max since he and his family need someone new to toy with. Will Max put up with the constant teasing, jokes, and pranks? Or will she forget all about her developing love for a certain Martinez boy and just run away?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,988 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Max, Fang
Let Me Sing You A Lullaby by LivenLifeUp reviews
When Nick Walkers girlfriend dies giving birth to their daughter,he is left to deal with the task of fatherhood alone.Six years on when Nick bumps into a x-high school sweetheart, maybe he doesn't have to deal with his lose alone. Full summary inside FAX EGGY ON HAITUS
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 48,944 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Fang, Max
Broken, Beaten, and Alone by SilenceIsGolden15 reviews
Max is lost. Abused by her father, bullied by the kids at school, she doesnt know what to do. Until she meets Fang. Fang had always been there, she just hadnt seen him. Will he help Max, or will he let her remain alone?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 50 - Words: 62,217 - Reviews: 966 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Namrednels , a SlenderMan Fanfic by cyndermetaknight reviews
Trixie Willis has lived in her home by the woods for four years and ever since a gang of three was found brutally murdered and mutilated in its depths , she has avoided the area at all costs. However when a new boy names Jack shows up unexpectedly at her high school , her inner fears are dug up and she must show the true bravery she harbors when she spots Slenderman.. SlendyxOC
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,006 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 11/16/2012
Concrete Angel by eternalreader62 reviews
Max and Angel are sisters who get abused by their father Jeb. After hiding their scars for most of their lives something bad happens that leaves Max more hurt than ever. Rated T for violence. R&R. Some FAX but more of a sad story than anything else.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,174 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Max, Angel
Truth or Dare- And the curse of Blue Highlighters by faxMRpercabethPJ reviews
The Flock plays truth or dare. I threaten Dylan with blue highlighters. I mistake a spanish dictionary for a chainsaw. My sister tries to eat people's watches. LOL! Please read this is my first story ever and I really want it to turn out well and it's awesome(just saying). :)
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,131 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Complete
Bless the Music by Like.Wait.WHAT reviews
My day, get up, shower and dress, walk to the music store, chop Justin Bieber in half caching the hot employee's eye... oh god, he's coming this way! Hide the remains Max. Max's life ultimately changes after a run in at the music store. Funny. Cute. Tons of Fax. Give it a try!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,391 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Max, Fang
Confessions of a Love Sick Fool by DivergentNephil reviews
Fang has two confessions. One: He likes beautiful eyes. Two: He likes books. So when he sees a girl with beautiful eyes who loves books, holding the book he had been waiting to read, what does he do? Two shot all human.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,973 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Together by Writer of the Faeries reviews
What happens when Max's home is suddenly filled with guests, including the mysterious Fang? Will they fall for each other? What if Max finds out she is adopted? Well you should probubly read the story so you find out. FAX! I mixed around the characters a bit and added a few of my own. No wings. I'm not the best at summaries so just give this a chance please. If you like, review! :)
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 72,283 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Maximum Ride: Over Seas? by No One Is Ever Alone reviews
Max, Ella, and her mum go onto a Carnival Cruise ship. For 3 weeks. Max is dreading the vacation, but what exactly will she think of it when she meets Fang and the rest of the flock? Yes, your favorite pairing, FAX, will be there. I despise Dylan with a burning passion. My first fan fiction :D R&R, flames accepted! Rated T for swearing and the romance. Better safe than sorry!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 34,969 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Fang, Max
My Cup of Tea by Metal Flowers reviews
It was a terrible idea. Max, who has had to deal with unwanted, terrible family for years, knew that it was a terrible idea to go to the teahouse, but her friends convinced her. Fang, who has to deal with new, horrible changes, knew that it was a terrible idea to work at the teahouse, but he had no choice. A chance meeting between two unlucky people could save lives. All Human
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,974 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Max, Fang
Maybe I'm dreaming? by September14Fall reviews
Max Martinez is your average high school sophomore, she gets news that she will be moving from Phoenix to New Jersey, she isn't too happy about starting a whole new life. Until she met him. An outcast. She didn't expect his little secret to turn into a whole episode. FAX. Rated T.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,323 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Max, Fang
Maximum Ride: The battle to the end by Fangtastic reviews
SEQUEL TO MAXIMUM RIDE:THE BIG DANCE COMPETITION... After Jeb escapes the polices clutches he's out for revenge and revenge is best served cold! Max and her friends and family are tired of being scared, their only way now is to fight back...LET THE BATTLE BEGIN!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Max, Fang
Maximum RideThe big dance competition by Fangtastic reviews
Maximum Ride has been abused by her father Jeb, she moves away with her Mom, Angel and Gazzy, twin six year olds and her adopted sister Nudge, but when they move can they keep safe from their father, and his friends?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 47 - Words: 44,543 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
The Streets are our Home by AkitaNeruVocaloid reviews
Max, Iggy, Gazzy and Angel all live on the streets. They are considered homeless, though they have homes to go back to. Fang and Nudge were adopted by Dr. Valencia Martinez. One day, Max gets shot and saved by a mystery person. What will happen when they meet again?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,080 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Max
The Holiday by MissunderstoodPoet reviews
Maximum Royson and Nudge Tomson both have unsatisfying love lifes. When they switch houses for two weeks will they find the love they've been waiting for? Based on the movie The Holiday. Rated t for swearing. Fax and niggy! AH
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Max, Fang
The Violin That Has Not Been Played by MayTheFlightBeEverInYourFavor reviews
It was Nick's fault. Not only could I ever talk again, but I cannot play the violin because of my fragile arms and neck. It was my dream to play it ever since I was 5 but it was crushed shortly after by him. I blame Nick for everything.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Max
The Kiss of Death by TOWWchick reviews
Max is the pretty new girl. Fang was the quiet kid who had been there for a lifetime - but he's got a deadly secret. When she saves his life and reputation, Max wants something in return. The very thing Fang has been working his whole to protect. Fax and Eggy! Maybe some Nazzy. Rated T for mild swearing, violence, and innuendo.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,146 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Max, Fang
Stuttering Heart by Sayuhm reviews
Max is the peppy gal with all the friends AKA Ms. Popular. What happens when a new kid comes along with a stuttering problem...When she stands up for him, will Lissa kick her off her thrown and take over? Go ahead and click on the title and read C:
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,179 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Fang, Max
Macabre by LoliLoli23 reviews
Why did he chose her above all others? He needed a new toy of course. Something that wouldn't be as missed as the others when he broke it. He loved this one when it screamed. Now if only that damned girl hadn't become such an obsession to him, her death would have been easy to do. SlendermanxOC
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,031 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 9/22/2012
Slenderman! by AuntieJamima reviews
Tori and Jade encounter the infamous Slenderman. Humor One-shot. Jori
Victorious - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Tori V., Jade W. - Complete
Highschool: The Maximum Ride way by FlockLuver2314 reviews
Max lives with her dad, but he sends her off to live with her mother, brother and sister. Will she be able to handle moving. Will the mysterious black haired dude become over protective? AH Please Read. Better than it sounds.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,250 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Max, Fang
Sexy and I Know It by destroyedbymyotp reviews
Fang singing Sexy and I know it in the shower.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Complete
Lose Yourself by Mollypolly55 reviews
"When I was three, my mom died... And two years later, my dad had a bad day at work, I guess. That was the first day he hit me. Hitting turned into mental abuse. And I guess he got off on that. Because when I was ten... he started touching me." And OOC
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 60,748 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Secret emails by Iggys-pyro-tribute-in-the-dark reviews
Max and Fang are partnered as email buddies together for their schools are going to combine. Unwillingly they fall for each other but when they met for real, are they going to feel the same? please R&R I suck at summeries
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Max, Fang
Badass and Playboy by PandaBear-28 reviews
Max and Fang were always together . It was always Max and Fang or Fang and Max. There was never just Max or just Fang. Best buds since birth, they were practically inseparable. But Everything changed when they started high school...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Max, Fang
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Dancing Queen reviews
Maximum Ride Just a girl who loves dancing Fang Walker An international popstar Max makes dancing her top priority while Fang made singing his. Max is certain she doesnt have time for love. Will they fall in love or will they just not connect?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Max, Fang
Misinterpreted reviews
"Max, i love you" "Fang, i'm sorry but i don't want a boyfriend." "well, would this change your mind?" he pulled me in and kissed me. i grabbed his hair and he pulled me in, deepening the kiss. it was pouring and i was supposed to be shopping with Ella but i didn't care. all i cared about was this moment. . *no wings* rated T cause i'm paranoid.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Max, Fang