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Dancing Queen :
1) Have you ever been asked out?
2) Where did you get your default picture?
3) What's your middle name?
4) Your current relationship status?
Single and Pretty Happy.
5) Does your crush like you back?
I don’t Know.
6) What is your current mood?
7) What color of underwear are you wearing?
Uhhh Black and White Striped with Lace trim.
8) What color shirt are you wearing?
A green V-neck shirt.
9) Missing something?
My Friend The Banana ;D.
10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?
Third Grade. I was really mean in third grade.
11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be?
A Giraffe or a bird.
12) Ever had a near death experience?
Maybe a couple.
13) Something you do a lot?
14) The song stuck in your head?
I Knew You Were Trouble by Taylor Swift.
15) Who did you copy and paste this from?
Harry Potter and Ezio for Life.
16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU?
I don’t know anyone with the same B-day.
17) When was the last time you cried?
I Can't remember.
18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
Yes. I was kinda good……….. I think
19) If you could have one super power what would it be?
20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
21) What do you usually order from Starbucks?
A Hot Cocoa
22) What's your biggest secret?
Why would you need to know
23) Favorite color?
Lime green, Orange, and Yellow
24) Do you still watch kiddie shows?
Only when there’s nothing on
25) What are you?
Excuse me? What are you saying?
26) Do you speak any other language?
Than what. Just kidding I speak French
27) What's your favorite smell?
Chocolate Chip cookies Baking
28) Describe your life in one word what would it be?
Adventurous or Epic
29) Have you ever kissed in the rain?
30) What are you thinking about right now?
I don’t really know.
31) What should you be doing?
32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?
33) Do you like working in the yard?
34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?
Im pretty happy with my last name. But Ride would be pretty awesome
35) Do you act differently around the person you like?
36) What is your natural hair color?
37) Who was the last person to make you cry?
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20 ways to maintain a healthy level of insanity
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if anyone slows down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "In"
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone is over their caffeine addictions, switch to expresso
6. In the memo field of all your checks write, "For Smuggling Diamonds"
7. Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance to the Prophecy"
8. Don't use any punctuation
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk
10. Order diet water with a serious face whenever you go out to eat
11. Specify that your Drive-Thru order is To Go
12. Sing Along at the opera
13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day
14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't go to their party because you're not in the mood
16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom
17. When money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running and screaming "Run for your lives! They're loose!"
19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we're going to have to let one of you go"
20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity, post this on your profile and make somebody smile!
If you are insane and proud to be that way then copy and paste this into your profile
The girl you just called fat, she's overdosing on diet pills.
The girl you just called ugly, she spends hours putting makeup on.
The boy you just tripped, He is abused enough at home.
That guy you just made fun of for crying,his mother is dying'
Remember to always be strong. Stand up to who ever is being mean to you and say "I'm A Fighter!! So stop bullying!"
Guy: Where have you been all my life?
Girl: Hiding from you.
Guy: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Girl: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Guy: Is this seat empty?
Girl: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Guy: Your place or mine?
Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Guy: So, what do you do for a living?
Girl: I'm a female impersonator.
Guy: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Girl: Do not enter.
Guy: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Girl: But would you stay there?
Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Girl: Really? 'Cause I'd put i at the beginning and u at the end.
Guy:Your eyes they're amazing.
Girl: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.
Guy: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Girl: It's in the phone book
Guy: I know how to please a woman
Girl: Then please leave me alone
Guy: I can tell you want me
Girl: Ohhhh, your so right, I want you to leave
Guy: If you were a hamburger at McDonalds you would be McGorgeous
Girl: Would that be under your McLame Burger
Guy: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven
Girl: Not nearly as bad as when you fell on planet rejection
Guy: Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again
Girl: No, but sure...next time just be sure to keep walking
Guy: I want to give myself to you
Girl: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts
Guy: It's a good thing I have a library card because I'm checking you out
Girl: Sorry, I'm on reserve for someone else
(if you're a girl that would say stuff like that then post this on your profile) Lolz, he just got SERVED!
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile.
IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works: 1. Open up your Ipod and go to the song list. 2. Hit shuffle. 3. Write in the title of the song that comes up for question to one, hit next song, fill in that one for 2, and so on and so forth. (Changed the rules a bit.. :P)
Opening Credits: Concrete Angel by Martina McBride
Waking Up: Pool Mashup:Just The Way You Are/Just a dream by The Barden Bellas (Pitch Perfect)
First Day At School: The Edge Of Glory by Lady gaga
Falling In Love: Lights by Ellie Goulding (kinda makes sense)
Fight Song: Smile by Avril Lavigne
Breaking Up: Sk8ter Boi by Avril Lavigne
Prom night: Titanium by David Guetta & Sia
Life: Sexy and I Know it by LMFAO (hahaa)
Mental Breakdown: Marry You by Bruno Mars (WTH?)
Driving: Teenage Dream by Katy Perry
Flashback: Brick By Boring Brick by Paramore
Getting back together: 4 Real by Avril Lavigne
Wedding: Hot by Avril Lavigne
Birth of Child: We are Never Getting Back Together by Taylor Swift (apparently im a single mom)
Final Battle: Born This Way by Lady Gaga
Funeral Song: The A Team by Ed Sheeran
Final Credits: Please Dont Stop The Music by The Treblemakers (pitch perfect)